opening by neostardustdragon101
(play Haruka Mirai from Black Clover)
Within a black void a single red cover book floated spinning aimlessly before coming to a halt. Its pages opened as nine pages flew out each depicting a tailed beast
Aimai na kotoba nanka ja nanihitotsu kanawanai
as the pages flew Naruto was walking through the streets of her with a grin on his face as he reached his destination
The Hazbin Hotel stood proudly, the doors burst open as a lone figure walked through the door revealing the smirking face of Naruto.
Wakatteru wakatterun da
Juuoumujin ni doko made mo habataketara na
Naruto and Charlie stand back to back with each other turning to each other with smiles on their faces before Charlie hugged her little brother causing Naruto to chuckle awkwardly
Naruto stands in the kitchen showing off some amazing cooking skills, flipping up some eggs which landed on Husker's head as Niffy and Angel laughed.
Itsu no himo yumemiteta
Naruto runs through the streets of hell evading blasts of golden light glaring up at the Exorcists hovering above. He runs along the side of a building to jump into the air punching one across the face before spinning around and kicking another away
Soredemo ippo ippo futashika na sekai demo
Nandomo taoretatte sou
Narutoz Charlie, and Vaggie, laugh flying on razzle and dazzle through the air. Angel, Husker, Nifty, Pentioius, and his egg bois all appear one by one with smiles on their faces.
Honnou no mama akirame wa shinai kara saa
Everything faded to black, Alastor gave a polite bow, his calm face shifting to a demonic grin Zestiel, Carmilla, The Vees and the rest of the Overlords appeared. Valentino raised out his hand as chains wrapped around Angel as he sat on his knees hugging himself.
Haruka mirai e ima kakedashitan da
Mada minu fuan sura subete koete
Vaggie let out a silent cry as her angel wings were torn from her back as Charlie reached out her hand towards her smiling.
Ano hi egaita boku ga boku de aru tame ni
Itsu no hi ka peeji no tsudzuki egaku yo
Kimi to iu kibou to iu
A black demonic wing spread from the right side showing the happy hotel showing Charlie and everyone laughing together, before it cut to Kurama with a chain around his neck looking up at Naruto who glared at him as he held the end of the chain in his hands
Maru de itsuka no wan peeji no you na
Kimi to boku ga deaeta
A white angelic wing spread out to the left showing a grinning Adam and Lute as Sara and Emily stood above them
Kore o kiseki tte yobou ka
Naruto sits on the couch with Charlie's arm around his neck with an embarrassed blush on his face with Vaggie on her left side and the rest of the Happy Hotel sitting together for a family photo.
(with Naruto)
it had been a week since Sir Pentious had checked into the hotel and currently Naruto was inside the kitchen making breakfast for everyone
"Nifty I said no killing bugs in the kitchen!" Naruto yelled as he looked at the little cyclops as she chased some bugs into the kitchen with her knife
"They like the smell of your food, it makes a good lure"" Nifty said with a mad grin as she stabbed a cockroach before laughing madly as she ran out of the kitchen
"...Well keep them away from my food at least" Naruto said with a sigh as he finished making breakfast deciding to let Nifty do her thing. "Can you tell everyone that breakfast will be ready soon?" he asked as Nifty chased another cockroach out of the kitchen
"Die! Die! Die!!!" Nifty yelled before laughing maniacally as she stabbed the ground
"……80 percent sure she's harmless my ass" Naruto said with a sigh as he started filling plates with food
he then started to carry the plates of food out of the kitchen and towards the dining room, as he did this he saw Charlie and Vaggie putting up some decorations with the little dragons Razzle and Dazzle helping put up a banner that said happy first week Sir Pentious
"That looks perfect! I'm so happy sir pentious is staying at the hotel" Charlie said with a smile as she looked at the banner before she looked at Vaggie
"Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his steampunk bullshit a few days ago" Vaggie said with a annoyed tone as she still didn't trust the snake demon
"Why do you complain so much?" Kurama asked flatly as he sat at the dining table along with angel and Husk as Naruto gave them their plates
"it's sis's job to keep the hotel safe can't blame her for being cautious" Naruto said as he nodded at Vaggie who nodded back at her
"sis? eeeeee!" Charlie said with a happy smile glad that Naruto was pretty much accepting Vaggie
as this was happening a cannon was pushed into the room with several of Pentious egg bois riding it
"what the fuck is that?" Vaggie asked sir pentious as he entered the room
"hello purple female it's my new invention the skin flayer 11,000 I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents " Pentious said as he greeted Vaggie
"me first!!" Nifty yelled as she stood up on the dining table and laughed
"eat your omelet Nifty" Naruto said as he shook his head
" Why would you want to do that? Charlie asked Sir Pentious
"everyone is being to nice here they are obviously plotting something" Sir Pentious hissed out
"have you considered that they are just trying to make you feel welcome?" Vaggie asked with a annoyed tone
"Can't say I blame him, everyone treats him like crap… what they do." Kurama said flatly seeing the others giving him looks
"ah! my new parts are here!" Sir Pentious said as he saw what looked like two young women enter the hotel along with some other demons posing in boxes of what looked like weapons
"sign here please thank you for your carmine purchase the woman said as sir pentious signed the paperwork and took his order before they left
"Yes, thank you and tell Carmine to have a wonderful day." Pentious said kindly
"Carmine? as in carmilla carmine? you bought parts from a overlord?" Vaggie asked sir pentious
"Yes, where else do you think I get my weapons from?" Pentious said casually
"She's the tops weapons dealer inherit for a reason" Naruto said as he nodded
not helping! vaggie yelled at Naruto clearly not happy
"So if you're saying he can't have weapons but you can carry around a weapon yourself, not pretty fair vags." Kurama said as he gave vaggie a flat look
"I need this for my job he's a guest here you absolutely can not build weapons in this hotel" Vaghie said as she looked sir pentious
"But he has Tommy guns, why can't I have mine?" Pentious asked pointing at Angel who choked on his omelet at his words
….he has what? Vaggie asked as she turned her narrowed gaze to Angel
"So chef, who's riding the male Morningstar nowadays, you have a girlfriend out there?" Angel asked Naruto hoping to change the subject
"Yes." Naruto said simply
"… And, I want details man give me details, is she hot?" Angel asked with a grin
"You'll just have to keep guessing, who knows maybe she might show up or not." Naruto said as he shook his head
"OK pentious if you want to stay here you are not allow3d to make weapons and get rid of them! Vaggie said as she pointed at the egg bois who were in one of the boxes of parts messing with the parts which caused a Laser to go off and blast a hole in the ceiling
"B-b-but they're my eggies." Pentious said sadly as his hats eyes became teary
hmmmmm how about we find work for them in the hotel? I mean they are just minions right?" Naruto asked as he didn't see the harm in the egg bois staying
"Oh yes yes, they're great and do whatever they're told." Pentious said
"grrrr ok then since you are so understanding you can keep a eye on them until pentious proves that he can be trusted with them" Vaggie said as she gave Naruto a annoyed look
"fine with me, ok you lot your gonna be working for me for a bit" Naruto said as he looked at the eggs
"OK boss!" one of the egg bois said as he saluted Naruto along with his fellow eggs
Pentious grumbled at this as he sat at the table as he looked at his dish as he removed the cover "for crying out loud!" he yelled with a wince before falling backwards fainting
"eh? Nifty! I said to use real eggs!" Naruto asked before he shouted after seeing that there was a cooked egg boi on Pentious plate
"Well I couldn't find any, and they are eggs, hehe, his screams were fantastic to hear." Niffy said with a mad smile
"yea well the egg bois are off limits I'm expecting another shipment of supplies today so I expect you to use those!" Naruto yelled as the egg bois hid behind his legs
Meanwhile Keekee, Razzle and Dazzle were fanning the fainted Pentious as his hat's eye had a swirl over it
"Anyway I'm heading out into the city today so keep a eye put for my delivery" Naruto said as he started to head for the door with the egg bois close behind
"Ah you are heading out to today's meeting? wonderful I'll join you" Alastor said as he came out of his room and approached Naruto
"meeting? What meeting?" Charlie asked, raising an eyebrow at this.
"Overlord business my dear, don't you worry" Alastor said with a smile as he and Naruto left the hotel with the egg bois close behind them
Charlie frowned at this as she crossed her arms
"problem princess?" Husk asked curiously as he returned to his place behind the bar and started to clean a glass
"I don't like that Naruto is a overlord him going to a meeting is like him accepting it" Charlie said as she frowned
"from what I hear he's one of the less feared Overlords unless he's crossed"l unlike his mother who would kill a guy just for looking at her funny" Husk said as he cleaned his glass
"Ain't much you can do Princess, if he wants to be an overlord let him, he's a prince of hell and he can be what he wants." Angel said casually as he ate his breakfast
as they ate breakfast suddenly the doorbell rang
"that's probably Naruto's weekly supplies from the gluttony ring" Vaggie said as she looked at the door
"I'll get it" Kurama said with a sigh as he approached the door and opened it revealing several boxes left at the door like every other week only unlike those other weeks one box was shaking violently
Kurama raised a eyebrow at this while vaggie approached and saw this
"Hey! we didn't order live ingredients!" vaggie yelled at the two hellhounds who were running to their truck
"bosss orders were to drop that asshole off here! He's your problem now! one of the hellhounds yelled from inside the truck before the truck took off
"Oh god no, don't let it be who I think it is." Kurama said as the box started to shake even more
"Let me out here damn it!" a voice yelled from inside the crate as what looked like sand seeped out of the lid of the box
Vaggie proceeded to open the box with her spear
"Vags don't-" Kurama was saying before he was cut off
Vaggie got pushed back as sand came out of the box
inside the sand was what looked like a small humanoid tanuki that was slightly taller than Nifty
"Who's ready to party their asses off!!!" the tanuki yelled with a laugh
"Oh noo…" Kurama groaned as the Tanuki slid down the sand but was caught by Kurama
"The sand Shukaku, always with the sand!" Kurama yelled
"you know this guy?" vaggie asked as she shook her hair sending sand flying
"I guess you could say he's my brother." Kurama said with a flat tone as he dropped Shukaku
"little brother I'm guessing, he's so small and cute" Charlie said with a smile as she looked at Shukaku
"Don't let your guard down, this small and cute Tanuki once ate 3 loan sharks while they were alive." Kurama said looked at his brother
"What can I say I was hungry for sushi." Shukaku said with a small cackle
"Why are you here Shukaku? I'm surprised someone like you were even captured and shipped here" Kurama said as he sighed
"I'm here cause that bitch of Naruto's took a cheap shot at me!" Shukaku yelled his eyes going red as sand started to fly around him a bit
"ah she got sick of your crap huh?" Kurama asked as he nodded in understanding
"Yes." Shukaku said as he crossed his arms and looked to the side with a pout
"You know who he's dating, give me the details I want to see Charlie's face hearing this bombshell." Angel said with a grin
"Who the hell are you? Where am I?" Shukaku asked as he looked around a bit at the hotel
"Welcome to the Hazbin hotel! I'm Charlie Naruto's big sister" Charlie said as she looked down at Shukaku
"This is where Naruto is staying now? a one star hotel and that's me being nice" Shukaku said as a chandler fell down causing Keekee to yowl and run off
"We are still in the process of renovating, but soon we will be ready to take in many more sinners and try to rehabilitate- Charlie was saying before she was cut off
"Rehabilitate? this is a halfway house? for sinners?! Gahahahahahahahaha!" Shukaku asked before he fell over and started to roll on the floor laughing madly
"Oh I like this one" Angel said with a grin at the tanuki demon
"OK it was nice meeting Kurama's brother but we have a full day planned and we don't have time for a uninvited guest" Vaggie said as she picked up Shukaku and started to walk towards the door
"Actually he could use some rehabilitation out of all of my siblings he's the most unstable" Kurama said as he looked at his little brother
"oh that's a great idea!" Charlie said with a smile
"Put me down moth or I'll shove that spear up where your pole is, give it some company back there!" Shukaku yelled trying to free himself from Vaggie's grip
"Hahahahahaha, please let him stay, this guy is hilarious!" Angel said laughing as Vaggie growled at him
Vaggie glared at Shukaku and raised her spear but a look from Charlie made her pause before she sighed fine but jes your responsibility Kurama she said as she dropped the tanuki
"ha! One begging look and you fold like a sap!" Shukaku cackled as he dusted himself off
"Hmmmm, a bad boy." Nifty cackled lightly seeing Shukaku
"And don't you forget it!" Shukaku said proudly as everyone came into the parlor area
"OK everyone it has come to our attention that there may be a little tension in the hotel" Charlie said as shevlooked at everyone who were all giving each other looks of mistrust Sir Pentious glaring at Nifty and going to grab her but was stopped as Shukaku snapped his jaws at him making him jump back
"Tension that can be counterproductive to what we are trying to do" Vaggie said as she gave Shukaku a look of disapproval
"Yeah well shove it up there with your pole moth, I see it when you open your mouth." Shukaku said as he crossed his arms
vaggie growled and raised her spear to attack the tanuki but was stopped by Charlie grabbing her arm
"anyway we think that this group could really benefit from some trust exercises!" Charlie yelled excitedly as she jumped along with vaggie in front of a makeshift stage
"So what is this? I'm not about to put on a show for all these chumps" Husk said as he crossed his arms
"Oh I will but it's cash up front and I know that one can't afford me" Angel said as he pointed at Sir Pentious
"Gross! I would never think of it spider!" Sir pentious said as he shook his head at this
"ooooo I smell a fight, do it! do it do it do it! gah! cut the shit!" Shukaku yelled with a mad grin at this before Kurama slapped him in the back of the head
"OK let's get started,Charlie?" Vaggie said as she looked at the group with a flat look
"actually I think you should lead vaggie I already trust everyone so I think it would be best if you led us" Charlie said as she smiled at vaggie and walked over to the others and gave her a encouraging smile and a thumbs up
"um….sure I can handle this no problem, ok so we are starting with trust falls, each of you are gonna share something vulnerable with the group about yourself and then fall backwards while the rest of the group catches you, got it? Who wants to go first?" Vaggie said in a drill Sergeant tone as she walked in front of them all
"I would like to volunteer to put us all out of our misery- OW!" Shukaku said as he raised his hand before Kurama smacked him in the back of his head with a Japanese fan
"I'll go first!" Charlie said with a smile as she ran onto the stage I really love you guys so much Charlie said with a smile before she let herself fall off the stage letting Vaggie catch her
"Ugh she's just the type who's sad over everything going out there?" Shukaku asked as he looked at Kurama
"yup bleeding heart" Kurama said as he nodded
Angel, why don't you go next? Charlie asked as she pointed at the stage
"fine" Angel said as he walked towards the stage
" remember this time everyone needs to catch him this time, unless you want me to hurt you" Vaggie said to everyone as Angel got on the stage
"OK something about myself huh? how about this? I love to suck-" Angel was saying with a smile
"I swear to fuck if you say dicks!" Husk yelled as he looked at Angel knowingly
"Popsicles you sicko! get your mind out of the gutter!" Angel said with a smile before he let himself fall back into husks arms "but you know dicks too" he said with a grin at Husk before the cat demon dropped him
"We got popsicles? Where, I want one!" Shukaku yelled excitedly
"No sugar for you" Kurama said as he shuddered slightly
"Damn it!" Shukaku yelled out in Fury at his missed chance
"OK new guy your up" Angel said to sir pentious as he stood up
Sir pentious got onto the stage and looked at everyone with a sad look on his face "I don't want to live without my minions, nobody catch me!" he yelled before he fell back off the stage but fell into a pillow of sand "damn it!" Pentious yelled out in frustration
"Wonderful show of trust, Shukaku!" Charlie said with a smile
"Wait for it" Kurama said with a flat tone
"I just saved him cause it's funnier if he suffers" Shukaku said with a mad grin as he made his sand recede into his body
"Nifty your up" Vaggie said as she rolled her eyes at Shukaku
Nifty ran onto the stage excitedly "sometimes I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others!" she yelled with a look of glee pm her face before she jumped off the stage towards everyone
who promptly backed away causing Nifty to slam into the ground
"yay! pain! Nifty yelled happily before she ran onto the stage and jumped off the stage again and proceeded to repeat doing this
Shukaku watched this happen and after a few seconds he smiled madly "that's hot" he said
Kurama froze at this as he looked at his little brother "INTERVENTION!" he yelled as he grabbed Shukaku from behind
"No, get off me, I'll shove moth's spear up your ass!!" Shukaku yelled as sand started to fly
OK this isn't going how I hopped Charlie said with a sigh as Shukaku and Kurama started to fight!
"relax babe I'll figure out a way to make this work" Vaggie said as she smiled at Charlie encouragingly
"if your in the market for ideas I got just the thing for some trust building" Angel said as he smiled at the princess and her girlfriend
"I ain't watching your pornos." Kurama said firmly as he wiped his knuckles of sand after smacking Shukaku in the head, said demon was on the ground dizzy from being smacked by his sibling
(with Naruto)
meanwhile in the city Naruto and Alastor were walking down the sidewalk on there way to Carmilla carmine office for the meeting she called between all the Overlords, the group of eggbois close behind
"how bot what's the plan boss?" one of the egg bois asked Naruto as they walked
"I like your friends suit!" one of the eggs said as they looked at alastor who's eyebrow was slightly twitching in annoyance
"What are his antlers for?" one of the eggs asked
"Can I touch his staff thing?" one of the eggs asked Alastor
"Are those his ears or his hair? I can't tell!" one of the eggs asked as they pointed at alastor
"pfffft yea Yea is that your hair?" Naruto asked alastor with a chuckle as he had to admit this was funny to him
"Don't encourage them." Alastor said casually
before Naruto could respond a figure appeared in front of the two Overlords
said figure was a very tall and thin-built, spider-like demon with dark gray skin and lime-green eyes. He was wearing all-black clothing, with a pitch-black cloak that covers most of his body.
"Hark Alastor and Naruto, how fair thee this day? the demon said as he looked at them
"Who's that boss? want me to rough him up for ya?" one of the egg bois asked as he moved his fists in a ready motion
follow in silence if you wish to keep your shells Alastor said as she looked at the egg bois
"Relax, you guys. I know him, hey old man how you been?" Naruto said to the egg bois before he turned to look at the Demon and smiled
"You know Zestiel?" Alastor asked curiously as they all continued to walk ignoring the demons screaming in fear of the three Overlords
"Indeed thous mother was a friend of mine so I saw it prudent to guide him when he became a overlord" Zestiel said as he nodded at Naruto
"Yea the old man also helped me here and there with a few things while I was traveling around the different rings of hell" Naruto said as he shrugged
"I'm surprised a overlord of your stature allows him to call you that" Alastor said to Zestiel
"it's quite fine his mother did the same thing I find it quite amusing" Zestiel said with a chuckle
"Ah the great Kushina Uzumaki quite a shame I never got to meet her" Alastor said with a wistful look on his face
"Aye, it's a shame of her disappearance but knowing thy fiery spirit she's still alive causing headaches."
"That's the hope" Naruto said with a firm tone as they all approached Carmilla carmines building and approached a elevator
"OK you lot stay out here and guard the door" Naruto said to the egg bois as he got into the elevator along with Alastor and Zestiel
the eggbois all saluted at this as the elevator doors closed and started going up
"hey look! Frank's is up there!" one of the egg bois said as he pointed at the elevator Naruto had entered where one of them had followed after them unseen
"We have names?" one of the egg bois asked surprised at this
(with Naruto)
the elevator stopped at its destination floor and let the three Overlords out
Naruto looked around as the other elevator doors opened and let out other Overlords who were greeting each other as they approached the meeting room
"Naruto is that you?" a female voice asked getting Naruto's attention and turning to look at who had called out to him
It was a very tall demon woman with pale gray skin, and a wide mouth with black-colored lips full of sharp light pink teeth, and dusty-pink cheeks. Her eyes were pitch-black with no irises or pupils, and her hair was colored in white she was wearing a red Victorian era dress and a sun hat
"It is you! Where have you been, young man? oh just look at you you have gotten taller!" the woman said as she approached Naruto and hugged him
"Hey auntie" Naruto said with a chuckle at the woman
"You know Rosie too? I must say you have connections for one so young" Alastor said as he looked at Naruto and raised a eyebrow inquisitively
"I like to think of them as friends" Naruto said as they all entered the meeting room
"Just like his mother always a friend first to those that earn it, not that many did" Rosie said with a fanged smile as they all took their seats
as they all took their seats a tall light gray skinned demon woman entered the room along with two other younger demon women who looked similar to her this was Carmilla Carmine one of the Overlords of hell
"Welcome hell sovereign Overlords I invited you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city, together you own millions of souls" Carmilla said as her daughters stood by her side
"souls that are now at risk with this new extermination schedule" Naruto said seeing why this meeting was called
Carmilla nodded at this as she looked at Naruto for a moment before she turned to greet Zestiel who sat next to her
"Alastor, you're back." Carmilla said seeing him sitting
"I know your probably curious where I have been" Alastor said with a smile
"….not really, Welcome back" Carmilla said with a shrug
Naruto snorted at this while Alastor lightly glared at this dismissal
"This year's extermination was brutal we have assessed that 16 percent of the population was lost, with the angelic legions returning twice as quickly I think we -" Carmilla was saying before she was cut off
"Oh god what is that?" Naruto asked as he felt a shiver go up his spine making his sweat a bit
"What's wrong?" Carmilla asked as she raised a eyebrow at Naruto
"Oh heaven…..she's here! i know those cloven hooves anywere!" Naruto said with dread in his voice as he stood up and made a beeline to the window nearby
but was promptly stopped by Rosie who grabbed him by the back of his suit
"Oh grow up you can sit in one meeting with your ex mister" Rosie said as she rolled her eyes at Naruto's reaction
"His ex?" Alastor asked curiously as he raised a eyebrow as this had been a subject of discussion at the hotel but nether Charlie or Naruto liked talking about it
suddenly the doors opened and what looked like a slim female demon with cider brown skin and red curly hair put into pigtails walked into the meeting while on the phone this was Velvette of the Vs
"Yes I got it handled Vox are you doubting me- What the fuck are you doing here you ramen sucking bastard?!" Velvette was saying into her phone before she spotted Naruto and yelled loudly
"I was called here too seeing as I'm a overlord same as you" Naruto said with a firm tone as he sat back down in his seat
"You?! you only have nine souls under contract you lazy fuck!" Velvette yelled as she glared at Naruto
Alastor raised an eyebrow inquisitively at this but said nothing
"And yet I can still beat you and your fellow wannabes" Naruto said with a firm tone as he glared at his ex
"you think you can take me on Uzumaki?!" Velvette yelled as she got in Naruto's face
"well i was able to sleep with a frigid bitch like you so, it's your move" Naruto said as he kept his firm look and didn't falter under his exs glare
"oh yeah?! well I faked all my orgasams!" Velvette yelled at Naruto obviously getting upset at his dig at her
"so did I" Naruto said calmly as he rolled his eyes at this
this got groans from the other Overlords watching this
"I must say this is most entertaining" Alastor said with a chuckle as any excuse to watch any of the Vs get messed with was fun to him
"yea this trading of insults is normal with these two since Naruto broke things off with her" Rosie said as she also smiled a bit
"He dumped her? What a scandal!" Alastor said before he laughed
Velvette growled at this but them smirked as she looked at Naruto "at least I'm not being a overlord just so I can feel close to my mommy who left me in a hole" she said with a smirk as she looked at Naruto
Naruto's eyes narrowed at this before he clenched his fists and a demonic aura appeared around his body and what looked like a horn started to grow out of one side of his head
"Naruto!" Carmilla yelled getting his attention while the other Overlords stood at the ready in case Naruto started a fight
after a few moments of glaring at Velvette Naruto's demonic aura and the horn growing out of the side of his head receded
"I'm out of here, I'll wait for you outside Alastor Carmilla please accept my apologies" Naruto said as he got up and walked towards the door
"yea keep walking mommas boy" Velvette said with a smirk at her victory over him
Naruto stopped at this before he slugged the wall next to him making the wall explode and all the window shatter just from the force of his punch
"bill me" Naruto growled out as he kicked the door open and walked out of the room
"My such drama." Alastor said with a chuckle
"now let's continue this meeting" Carmilla said with a firm tone as she looked at everyone while slightly glaring at Velvette for starting this
as the meeting started Frank was still hiding under the table slightly shivering from seeing Naruto's show of power
(with Naruto)
Naruto walked out of Carmila's building and approached a bench and sat down to wait for Alastor while also to get his mind straight
"hey boss!" one of the egg bois yelled as they ran over to greet him
"oh hey, wait weren't there more of you?" Naruto asked as he looked at the eggs
yea frank went up with you one of the egg bois said as he pointed up at the building where there was a big hole in the side of the building from Naruto's punch
"was there a scrap boss?" one of the egg bois asked curiously
"nah just some bitch running her mouth" Naruto said as he shook his head as he slightly scowled as he thought about Velvette
"Cotton candy!" his phone sang as it buzzed with a special ringtone
Naruto smiled at this as he took out his phone and answered it "hey babe" he said answering the phone
"hey whiskers! I wanted to make sure you got my package I sent along with the weekly food order." a female voice on the other side of the phone said
"sorry I have been out all day but I'm sure Kurama got it and will make sure that it will stay safe until I get back" Naruto said as he watched the other Overlords leave the building……including Velvette who flipped him off which he returned making her growl
"…..yeah I guess he can handle it, anyway when am I gonna see you again? I miss your food whiskers!" the female voice said with a slight whine
"well I have set up base in the pride ring for now with my sister she needed help with her hotel"
"awwww my man wanted to help her big sister" the female voice said with a teasing tone
Naruto lightly blushed a bit at this as he held his girlfriend laugh a bit before he saw the elevator coming down and that alastor was inside it "I gotta go babe but if you are in the pride ring feel free to come visit me"
"sure sounds like fun, text me later whiskers!" the female said happily
Naruto nodded at this before he hung up as Alastor came out of the elevator with Frank. What took you so long?" he asked curiously
"this little egg got lost didn't you?" Alastor asked as he looked at Frank with slightly narrowed eyes
"yup! That place is big!" Frank said as he nodded at this
"ah well let's get back" Naruto said as he stood up from his the bench and started making his way back to the hotel Alastor and the egg bois close behind him
(with the others)
after a bad incident with Angel trying to get them to try BDSM Vaggie now had them all assembled on top of a building rooftop in the anarchy district
"This is how you learned to trust people?!" Charlie yelled as she pointed down below where several demons were firing on each other with weapons
"There is nothing stronger than the trust between comrades in arms. buckle up buttercups! cause today is the day you boys become men!" Vaggie said in a drill Sergeant tone as she looked at them all as a explosion went off down below
Shukaku looked down below at all the anarchy and smiled madly "oh I'm liking this hotel" he said excitedly
"OK you first!" vaggie yelled as she grabbed sir pentious
wait! I can't fight without my minions! ahhhh! Sir pentious yelled as Vaggie threw him off the rooftop and into the war zone below
"you are going to survive together, and you are going to make this hotel work!" Vaggie yelled as she grabbed Angel and threw him off the roof while Husk took the chance to flee through the door downstairs before Vaggie could grab him
"you crazy bitch!" Angel yelled as he was fell into the war zone below
"my turn! my turn!" Nifty yelled as she held out her arms and jumped excitedly at Vaggie ready to go
Vaggie grabbed Niffy and was about to throw her into the streets below but Charlie grabbed Nifty and pulled her away from her girlfriend
"vaggie no!" Charlie yelled as she placed Nifty on the ground…..who just walked over to the rooftop edge and jumped over to join the others
"it's the only way they will learn!" Vaggie said as she looked at Charlie
"I agree with the pirate! Come on people, nobody lives forever! Gahahahahahahaha!" Shukaku yelled as he jumped off the rooftop into the warzone below
"Shukaku don't!" Charlie yelled in worry for the new resident
he will be fine" Kurama said with a bored tone
down below in the streets Angel had pulled pentious out of the way of a explosion and now they were both trying to find good place to take cover
if we survive this I swear I'm gonna kill that bitch! Angel yelled as him and Pentioius hid behind a destroyed car
"agreed!" Sir Pentious yelled as he covered his head
as they hid a imp looking demon down the street fired at them with a bazooka sending a rocket at them
but before the rocket could hit them a mound of sand caught it and swallowed it before it exploded sending sand everywhere and saving Angel and Sir Pentious
"what the fuck was that?!" the imp looking demon yelled seeing this
"Who the fuck said you could hurt my roommates?" Shukaku asked as he announced his presence
……who's the shrimp? the imp asked looking at the other demons with him
"yea I thought imps were short but wow this guy makes you look tall" one of the other demons said to the imp before they all started to laugh loudly
Shukaku's eyebrow started to twitch violently at this as what looked like a sandstorm started to form in the sky
"you morons better take cover!" Kurama yelled down to them
"over here!" Husk yelled at them as he opened the door to the building the others were in as
Angel and Sir Pentioius quickly ran over and into the building as what looked like a massive sandstorm started to approach the neighborhood pentious grabbing Nifty as they ran
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?!?!?!" Shukaku roared as he unleashed his sandstorm on all the demons and started to crush them all with his sand sending blood and gore flying everywhere in the neighborhood killing dozens of demons and burying the neighborhood in sand
"ha! let's see you talk shit now mother fucker! gahahahahahahaha!!!!" Shukaku yelled as he laughed maniacally at the destination he caused while the others watched this from the rooftop with wide eyes
"…….holy shit" Angel said as he had no words for this
"yea my little brother people" Kurama said with a sigh as Shukaku continued to laugh
Nifty watched this from nearby as she gained sparkles of wonder in her eye watching Shukaku obliterating demons unfortunate enough to be in his way before she smiled madly "oooooo he's a REALLY bad boy" said said with manic glee
"…..oh this will end well" Husk said with a groan as he took out a good bottle of booze and started to drink it after hearing Nifty say this
"you better share some of that" Kurama said as he felt like keeping those two apart was gonna be quite a task
(Later at the hotel)
later everyone had come back to the hotel and were now resting in the parlor
"i gotta say you take a beating like a champ kid" Husk said as he patted Sir Pentious on the shoulder surprising the snake demon
"well um yes despite the sandstorm massacre I must say that was actually fun thanks for pulling me out of trouble spider" sir pentious said to Angel
Angel laughed at this before he smacked pentious on the back as everyone started to laugh together
"Hey, where's my thanks? I saved you all from those losers!" Shukaku yelled as he looked at everyone with a look of annoyance
"You buried a neighborhood in sand and the cursed remains of demons" Vaggie said with a flat tone
"well he did save me and the new kid before he went nuts so I guess he's not so bad" Angel said as he nodded at Shukaku in thanks
"indeed very good show of technique racoon man" Sir pentious said as he nodded at Shukaku
"I'm a tanuki! get it right!" Shukaku yelled at this getting laughs from the others before he joined in despite his anger
as this was happening Naruto and Alastor entered the hotel the Egg bois close behind him
"OK I'm back, did a package arrive for me- ah heaven!" Naruto was saying before he spotted Shukaku in the parlor and yelled in surprise
"yea looks like your girl got sick of his bullshit" Kurama said with a sigh as he sat at the bar and took a drink from Husk
"OK I need a lasagna and forty hits of valium to knock his ass out-" Naruto was saying as he approached the kitchen before he was cut off
"not needed little bro" Charlie said as she shook her head at his antics
"yea despite his attitude and brutality he is actually not that bad" Vaggie said as she nodded at Shukaku "also you can give Pentious his Minions back" she said as she looked at the eggs and then the snake demon
"Really?!" Pentious asked with a smile
"Yea you showed you're actually trying but seriously no. more. weapons!" Vaggie said with a firm tone and a glare
"Oh my eggs! oh I missed you!" Sir Pentious said as he hugged his egg bois who smiled happily at him
"huh I'm surprised you are getting along with the others so well" Naruto said to Shukaku as he approached the bar
"eh I have encountered worse assholes in my life, plus have you seen the one-eyed redhead? she's got that crazy look in her eye that's so fucking hot" Shukaku said with a grin as he looked at Nifty who smiled coyly at him and blew a kiss at the racoon demon
Naruto forze at this and fell over crashing into the bar while Husk gave him a glass of whiskey
"leave the bottle" Naruto said his face muffled as it was still against the bar
ending by Newstardustdragon101
(play Happiness of the Dead from Zom 100)
We zoom around the many buildings of the pride ring when we come to the Happy Hotel
The roof entrance slowly opens as Naruto walks in pulling along Charlie, Vaggie, Angel, Pentioius, Husker, Nifty, and Alastor.
Tsumannasou ni shite
Kouritsu bakka no mainichi de
Naruto sat huddled in the darkness of the sidewalk as hundreds of sinners walked by their red eyes blazing.
Iiccha ii ga
Chotto mottainai ne
He gave a defeated sigh standing up as he made his way up a set of steps one broke apart sending him sinking into a pool of darkness as he fell into the depths he reached outwards to image of Kushina
Kono hi ga jinsei no rasuto da to omoeba
Suteibu mo shissou nanka hajimeyou
Naruto stands alone in a void looking up to see the golden gates of heaven before him. a mad grinning Adam stands behind her as Lute and the Exorcists appear, reaching out behind him.
Life Death
Mou nankai-me? Nanoni
Yamerarenainda Like a jankii
Suddenly a hand shot out, grabbing his hand revealing Charlie with a wide grin at Naruto along with their friends waiting for him.
Mou ikkai saa mou ikkai
Ikuze kono yo no hate made yeah
The Hazbin crew ran through the streets smiling and laughing along the way.
Saa shiawase o sagashitainda
Kagi wa oite tta tte ii
Naruto was working in the kitchen with Niffy lugging a bit of dead cow around while Angel was sneaking bites of food causing Vaggie to shout lecturing him while Charlie looked on with a found smile.
Ikite waraete ireba joutou
Saa nani mo nai basho datte
Nani mo nai wake ja nai sa
Kurama runs screaming with his tail lit on fire by Matatabi
Dou dai? Oorai!
Kyou ni tokimeite
Shukaku lounges in his own personal desert while the eyes lay cracked and fried while Isbou floats in the aquarium hiding in his shell.
Gyuki and Son engage in a chess match while Kokuo waits to play the winner.
Saa kono yo no jigoku de
Warai atte itainda kimi to
Ki no muku mama ni
Naruto rides on his motorcycle, while Charlie and the gang ride in her limo and Pentioius flies in his airship.
Saa subete ga kowarete
Soko kara hajimeyou
Chibi versions of the gang pass through hell passing by Carmilla and her daughters along with Zestiel and the Vs who have grumpy expressions on their faces, Alastor appears slamming down his staff covering them in mud.
Oorai! Kyou o tanoshinde
Yorimichi shitatte ii
The group sits together around a campfire on the roof of the hotel looking up at the stars in the sky, everyone sharing happy smiles on their faces looking to what the world had for them next.
Kyuuni utaidashitatte ii
Subete owaru hi made
