Enjoy da chapta! So sorry it took me a long time to post this chapter. I was in that situation when I didn't know what to type. But I did it! I don't own SSBB but my OC's.
Chapter 28: Obstacle Race
10:20 A.M.
Now that the new stadium was built, it's time for the audience to come. Only a few people arrived at the new approved stadium. Most people didn't come to the new stadium because they were scared to death from that strange attack last time.
"It seems that we are losing customers." Master Hand said worried.
"What are we going to do-a? The Mario and Sonic War is going to start in 40 minutes!" Mario said.
"Advertise-a?" Luigi asked. Mario nodded.
"That might-a work-a." Mario said.
"Advertise with what?" Zelda asked.
"I don't a-know."
Zelda started thinking and came up with a plan.
"Oh, I think my plan would work." Zelda said. "We just need some hot guys." She snickered.
"I'm-a hot! A-right?" Mario and Luigi asked. Zelda looked at them. Up to bottom. She just let out a sigh and shook her head.
"One day…" She patted Mario and Luigi on the shoulder and walked away. Mario and Luigi were confused.
(8_8)
Zelda got some strange clothing for the guys to wear. Everyone was outside but the Mario and Sonic team were in their rooms. Ike was sitting on the grass with his crossed. Slightly angry. Not only him but most of the guys.
"There is no way I will be wearing that." He muttered.
"Isn't that thing too exposed?" Marth asked.
"I wonder who will be wearing that." Miru said.
"Just wear it you cowards! It's just a mini white skirt and a white collar with collar wrist things and black bow ties on them! Just sway those hips when you wear it. No shirt of any kind. Only skirt with a sexy chest showing." Zelda said.
"That makes me not want to wear it even more!" Roy exclaimed.
"I'm sure the girls would love it."
"This plan of yours is stupid." Lucario commented.
"It's not like we have any other idea. Let's see what Crazy Hand has to say about this."
After Crazy Hand's approval, he threaten the boy Smashers to do it or he'll make them run a marathon in nude all over Smashville. Crazy Hand suggested Sailor Moon outfits would work best on them. Zelda suggested each guy should wear a different costume. Getting fliers for the new stadium would be even more convincing.
Crazy Hand, Zelda, Peach, Samus, Makato, Kirby, and Jigglypuff went to Smashville to prepare for the entertainment on a giant big wagon where the boys Smashers stand in their costumes. Kirby laughed evilly, holding a camera. "It's time for some embarrassing pictures! I'm going to post them on Instagram after this~." Kirby snickered. The people in Smashville kept on staring at the giant wagon with a giant red blanket over a lot of bodies.
"LADIES!? BOYS!? PLEASE COME TO THE MARIO AND SONIC WAR!? HERE'S SOME FREE ENTERTAINMENT FROM THE BOY SMASHERS!? THEY WILL ESCORT YOU THROUGHOUT THIS WAGON?!" Crazy Hand swiped the red blanket away from the bodies and males appeared doing embarrassing poses.
Girls and older women licked their lips with excitement. Even some of the men were falling for them.
"This is embarrassing." Link said wearing a sailor outfit with high white socks and long white boots. Ike was wearing a "woman" bunny costume. A red leotard with red heels, red bunny ears, and red lipstick.
"I have the most embarrassing costume." Ike muttered.
"But you're a bunny." Ness gleamed. He was wearing a brown bear costume. Lucas had his arm around Ness' and he was wearing a lion costume. Toon Link was wearing a cat costume, pretending to be a cat. Girls
"awwed" at them.
"The only lucky people are The Mario Crew, Sonic, R.O.B, Olimar, Popo and Pokemon Ranger-I mean Trainer. They don't have to do this." Falco said. Falco was wearing a Power Ranger costume that is red. Fox was a blue Ranger and Wolf was the black ranger.
"My costume is a real man!" Captain Falcon yelled. He was a ballerina. Roy glanced at Captain Falcon. Roy was wearing a white nurse outfit with white flats and a white hat on, with red lipstick.
"You know Captain Falcon, your nipples do show a lot." Roy commented.
"That's a real man."
"Huh?"
Marth on the other hand was told to wear a princess outfit. A pink layered silky dress with pink high heels, a golden crown, a diamond ring on his left ring finger, pink slippers, white long silk gloves and pink lipstick. He had long blue extensions on him tied into a ponytail. Many girls and boys took notice of him and they thought he was a girl.
"Man she looks pretty." A boy commented taking pictures. Some of the boy nodded with him.
"I agree. She's hot!"
"This is humiliating." Marth said to himself. Ike patted him on the shoulder.
"Well at least you look like a girl…"
"Shut up…"
"Just trying to help. . ."
"Well that didn't help at all!"
"Well sorry princess!"
"What did you just say?!"
"Guys! Stop arguing!" Link said. Ike and Marth crossed their arms.
Snake was wearing a mini skirt with a black tie on his neck. Lots of women drooled. King Dedede was wearing a pink kimono with sandals. Lucario was wearing a cheerleader costume. Pit was wearing a maid outfit. Miru was laughing so hard, he cried. Ike threw a random brick at him so he would stop his laughter.
"I swear…" Ike trailed off blushing. He glanced at Makato who was handing out flyers like Peach, Zelda, and Samus. "This is so embarrassing. Even Makato has to see this." Marth patted his shoulder.
"It's ok Ike. At least you don't look like a total whore."
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Ike growled. Marth laughed.
Most people started to go on the wagon to get a ride to the stadium. Others were driving. Some people decided to run to the stadium. Crazy Hand sighed with relief.
"Now! We have people! LET'S GO!"
"YEA!" Everyone cheered. While the heavy wagon was being dragged by Crazy Hand, Kirby snickered, showing the pictures he took to Jigglypuff. Samus couldn't stop staring at Ike. Peach was looking around in a quick manner. Makato tapped on her shoulder.
"Hey Peach, what is wrong?"
"Well I can't seem to find Mario." Peach said.
"Oh, did you want him to come?"
"Of course. . .not."
"Eh?"
"Imaging Mario showing his fat tummy and all." Peach said almost puking. "I'm glad he didn't come. Because if he did, he would only embarrass himself."
"Oh, I see." Makato said.
Zelda took a glance at Samus who was staring at Ike during the walk. "Samus?"
Samus looked at Zelda. "What is it?"
"You've been staring at Ike the whole time."
"N-no I wasn't! You got to be kidding me. . ." Samus trailed off and sighed. "Well I think. . ."
"Well?"
"Um. . .I think it's time for me to move on. I am done with Roy. He doesn't look at me anymore. I was with Ike before, but since Roy came back, I left Ike and tried to get Roy but I failed. Now my heart is telling me to go back to Ike! I don't know what to do because Ike is in love with that Princess."
Zelda gasped. "So you like Ike, but Ike likes Makato. Well if you're so bother with that, you should tell Ike that you love him. But I don't think he will expect your feelings since you broke up with him. It seems that he has found new love."
"Well I'm not giving up. I won't let Makato-"
"Guys! Let's get moving!" Peach cheered. Zelda and Samus didn't noticed that they weren't walking.
"So Zelda, would you help me?" Samus whispered. Zelda sighed and thought about it. "I don't really know-"
"What do you need help with?" Peach asked. Samus swiftly turned to Peach and blushed. "It's nothing! Mind your own business."
"Kay kay." Peach smiled. "I can't wait for the next tournament!"
"Me too!" Makato agreed walking right next to Peach. "Hopefully it won't end up with a blast again."
"I know right?!"
"So how long will it take us to get there?"
"Well. . .20 minutes? Probably will we get there around 11:20 A.M."
"Ok then."
Makato and Peach kept on talking which made Samus annoyed. She didn't really like the sound of Makato's voice.
11:25 A.M.
The stadium was finally in a crowded position and balloons, confetti, fireworks, and silly strings came out in many directions. Many people were amazed about the new improved stadium.
"FINALLY! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" Master Hand and Crazy Hand shouted. The crowd roared with excitement. Most of the boy Smashers finished changing out of their costumes.
"Now. First of all, there will be no score from that last event because of a certain SOMEONE!" Master Hand started. "So the score will be the same. Team Sonic winning with 200 points and Team Mario, losing with 100 points. Someone is going to be disqualified from the whole Mario and Sonic War so please stand up when I call your name. Also, you must leave immediately after that! That's all. Ok Crazy Hand, tell THAT name."
" PLEASE STAND UP IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF AND THEN YOU MUST LEAVE AFTER THAT!" Crazy Hand announced. Everyone started to comment about him in the stadium and about Team Sonic. Team Sonic looked all around for Dr. Eggman, but he was nowhere to be found.
"That-! COWARD!" Knuckles yelled. Sonic facepalmed. "Figures he would do that."
"He probably has other plans up his sleeves." Tails said.
"It seems that Dr. Eggman isn't here. Well then, let's continue the next event!" Master Hand cheered. The crowd roared like always.
"Put me in the team since Eggman is gone." Rouge said.
"Sure you're in." Sonic said.
"Why can't I be in?" Charmi whined.
"Because you're too small." Espio said.
"No I'm not!"
"It's too late for arguing." Vector said. "Let's see what's the next event is going to be."
"This event will be an obstacle course race!" Master Hand cheered. "It will be taking place above the you must answer a question in the beginning, then you'll have to jump over a bath of hot lava using a broken glider. Then you will have to run on the slippery ice, to the flower fields of man-eating Chain Chomps. After that you would have to dodge gigantic boulders that would be rolling from a hill, then you must take a go kart and drive to one of the two paths up ahead. One of those roads could take you to the finish line faster, the other one would make you start from beginning. Taking the go kart is not optional. Look around for some things you might find useful. That's all. Choose one person from your team to do the Obstacle Race." People were making comments about it and they seemed pretty excited.
"Oh! This is going to be awesome!" Roy cheered eating strawberry ice cream. "And this ice cream is delicious!"
"Hey Marth, do I still have some lipstick on my lips?" Ike asked. Marth glanced at him and he bursted with laughter. "Something called a mirror?" Marth handed him his mirror and Ike snatched it and quickly looked at his face. Unfortunately he didn't remove the red lipstick at all. Ike flushed. "No wonder people were looking at me with a huge grin! Damn! They should have said something!" Ike got a napkin from Roys lap and wiped the lipstick off his mouth. Samus was sitting right behind Ike and Zelda is right next to her.
"Hey Ike, you don't mind if I sit right next to you?" Samus asked looking down. Ike glanced behind at Samus and shrugged.
"I don't mind. Hey Marth, move down a seat will ya?"
"Sure." Marth moved down a seat so Samus can sit right next to Ike. Roy glanced at her and handed her popcorn.
"Want some?" He asked.
"Sure." She took a hand full and picked one at a time. Samus glanced back at Zelda and gave her a wink. Zelda smiled.
"So why is Samus sitting here with us? I thought she hates your guy's guts." Miru whispered to Roy. Roy shrugged.
"I really don't know. Maybe she has a crush on Ike."
"SO IT HAS BEEN DECIDED!" Master Hand yelled. "Daisy versus Shadow!" The names appeared on the projector and those two were teleported to the non-gravity obstacle platform. Like always the crowd kept on cheering.
"Cool an emo side of Sonic!" Naruto said eating more ramen.
"This is going to be interesting." Makato said.
"Wait that's not Sonic Naruto." Rosalina said.
"But they look alike." Miku said eating leek soup.
"I agree." Kaito said.
"Hmmph. This is going to be easy." Shadow said. Girls were screaming out his name. Daisy wore her sport outfit from the Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games.
"Let's see what happens!" Daisy said.
"We're fucked." Yoshi said sighing. Mario smacked Yoshi on the head. "Don't say that or you might jinx us!"
"Ok. . ."
Crazy Hand was on the obstacle platform.
"OF YOU GUYS FALL OF THE PLATFORM OF THE OBSTACLE RACE, YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED! ANY QUESTIONS?! GOOD LET'S START!"
The 10 second countdown began and the crowd counted a lot with it.
"3. . .2. . .1. . .GO!" Shadow and Daisy ran to the first obstacle. A teen with spiky pink hair wearing a tuxedo.
"Press the button to answer! If you get it right, your team gets 50 points! Ready?"
They both nodded.
"Ok! first question! When the snow melts, what does it become?" Shadow slammed the button before Daisy can.
"Water."
"Wrong!" He yelled. Shadow fell to the ground and came back up. "What do you mean I'm wrong?!"
Daisy hit the button to answer.
"It becomes spring!"
"Correct!"
"Awesome!" Daisy ran to the next obstacle, leaving Shadow behind. The Mario gang cheered while the Sonic gang were upset. Team Mario gets 50 points.
"I mean-! How could you not get that answer wrong?" Amy said crossing her arms.
"I thought it was water." Tails said scratching his head.
"Ok next questions! What who's faster, Sonic or Shadow?"
"It's me obviously."
"Wrong! Next question. How long does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll that's on the tootsie pop?"
Shadow stood there thinking about the question till it came to his mind. "21?"
"Correct!" Shadow sighed in relief and ran to the next obstacle. Daisy was still at the second obstacle which was the hot lava using a broken glider. Shadow looked around and found a very good glider that was in good condition. He ran to it and used it to glide over the lava. Daisy was shocked.
"Huh?! That glider doesn't have any holes are stuff!" She looked around, hoping to find a good glider. She grabbed a broken glider and did a YOLO move. Lucky enough, she made it barely.
"I could jump over that lava no problem!" Naruto bragged eating his 20th instant ramen bowl. Rosalina sighed.
"I don't really care."
"Pshht! Yea you do! Everyone cares!"
"I don't!" Miku raised her hand.
"Umm. . ." Makato trailed off.
"I want some more ice cream." Kaito said. He got up from his seat.
"Hey Makato, want to get some ice cream with me?"
"Sure." Makato got up from her seat.
"Hey! I want a leak ice cream!" Miku yelled.
"Some vanilla frozen yogurt with gummy stars on it sounds good." Rosalina said.
"I want some ice cream. A blue popsicle sounds nice. . ." Naruto trailed off.
"I never ask you guys but ok." Kaito and Makato left their seats to get some ice cream for themselves and for them.
After the lava obstacle, Shadow in the lead simply ran over the ice without slipping he then made it to the flower fields with the Chain Chomps. There's 10 Chain Chomps with rabies. Shadow smirked and ran pass all 10 of them. Daisy finally made it out of the slippery ice and spotted a pogo stick for the next obstacle. She bounced very so the Chain Chomps won't eat here. Shadow shattered the boulders that come in his way and Daisy would just panic.
After that, Shadow ran up to the go-karts. He just glared at them with a sweat drop.
"I just have to drive one of these things and find the path that will take me to the finish line. Daisy caught up with Shadow, looking for a good go-kart.
"What's wrong Shadow? Can't drive a simple car?" Daisy smirked. Shadow glared at her.
"No, that's not it of course." Shadow responded. It reminded him the other time when he attempt to drive one.
Flashback:
In Mobius. . .
"Hey Shadow! It's about time you start using a go-kart for the Sonic Racing games." Sonic said. Shadow shrugged.
"Whatever."
"That's the spirit!" Sonic pushed a medium size go-kart to him. "It's pretty simple-"
"Yea I know how to drive you idiot."
"OK OK. Just try the one I brought for you."
Shadow went inside the kart and started the engine.
"Now press the gas pedal. Gas pedal. Gas pedal." Sonic repeated, which made Shadow annoyed. Once he pressed the gas pedal, the whole go-kart exploded into many pieces, flying in different directions. Shadow and Sonic were left burnt to the crisp.
"What just happened? I did stepped on the gas pedal." Shadow said confused.
"It seems that you're using too much power to even step on the gas pedal. Try relaxing you emo hedgehog!"
Shut up! Just give me another kart. I am the ultimate life form! And this cannot be happening!"
"Oh yes it can. Lemme get another one." Sonic ran to get another one for Shadow.
10 Karts Later. . .
"Why can't I drive a simple kart?!" Shadow yelled.
"Ultimate life form you say?" Sonic laughed.
"Hmmph whatever. Those things can't reach my power anyway, so that's why." And with that, Shadow left all of those pieces of go-karts with Sonic.
End of Flashback
"God, why do I had a feeling that this would happen?" Sonic questioned, face palming himself.
"I guess I have no choice but to try one. . ." Shadow said. Daisy already left with her go-kart. Shadow hopped onto one and started the engine. He did some breathing exercises to relax more. After that, he started to think about Maria.
Maria, help me with this go-kart shit! He thought to himself. He gulped. He gently pressed the go-kart and for the first in forever, it moved! Sonic was surprised with tears in his eyes. Shadow had tears in his eyes also. But the go-kart was moving very slowly. But it didn't matter to him. He was just very happy.
Thank you Maria! He cried mentally. Shadow finally made it to the two paths. He didn't know which path Daisy took so he took path number 1. While he was driving it seems that Daisy took the other path. He sighed. As he was driving, he saw the finish line up ahead. The Sonic crowd were cheering for him. Shadow used the speed panel that was near the finish line with a quick zoom in the end. Fireworks and confetti exploded. And the crowd went wild.
"THE WINNER IS SHADOW FROM TEAM SONIC! THEY RECEIVED 100 POINTS! " CRAZY HAND ANNOUNCED. Shadow smirked at the end which made the girls faint. Everyone was cheering very loudly, especially team Sonic.. Daisy happened to take the path that made her start from the beginning.
"WHY?" The orange princess cried.
"See, I told you we're fucked." Yoshi pointed out.
"Mama mia!" Mario cried.
"That was awesomeeee!" Roy cheered. Samus nodded.
"Of course the emo said of Sonic would win." Ike said.
"I agree with that." Marth said.
The results showed on the screen:
Team Mario: 150 points
Team Sonic: 300 points
Makato and Kaito came back with ice cream in an ice cream holder.
"We have ice cream!" Kaito cheered. Naruto grabbed the blue posicle.
"SO MUCH MEMORIES!" He cried. Rosalina glanced at him.
"Hey, are you ok?"
"Yep. . .just fine!" He lied. Everyone took their ice cream and began licking it.
:o)
Shadow and Daisy went back to their seats so the next event could be set up.
1:00 P.M.
The next event was being set up for the eating contest. Somehow, the ramen was all gone for the next event so Master Hand and Zelda had to come up with something else to eat. While that, a one hour break was up for both teams.
People were talking about the next event. Ike stretched in his seat.
"I'm hungry!" He complained.
"Then eat something." Marth said.
"You're right Marth why didn't I think of that?" He said.
"I am pretty hungry myself." Roy said.
"There's a food court near the stadium so let's go eat there!" Miru said.
"Oh yea, Makato made the food court. Wait she made this whole stadium?" Link asked.
"Yea Link, no shit!" Ike said.
"Hey! I was wondering. . .it never hit me for a second there. I never thought she came make something this big."
"And for that, she can come to the food court with us!" Roy said.
"That sounds nice." Marth said.
"I will come too. I am pretty hungry myself." Samus said.
"I'll come too." Link said. "Since Zelda is helping with Master Hand.
"Ok, I'm going." Marth said.
"Ok then." Ike said. "I'm going to get Makato so we can go eat."
"Since when can you decide? I'll do it." Marth said.
"That leak freak might mistaken you for Kaito." Ike grinned.
"Kaito is there!"
"Wait what?!"
"Yeaa. But you do have a point."
"I'll go with you Ike." Samus said getting up from her seat.
"Mkay. Let's go." Ike and Samus left their seats to get Makato.
"Ooh lala~! Samus and Ike look like a cute couple together." Roy said.
"Oh I forgot to tell you this Roy, but they used to go out together." Marth said.
"Really? Sooo they broke up?"
"Yea. . ."
"Why? Did Ike broke up with her?"
"No Samus did."
". . .Why?"
"Because you came that's why!"
"I what? OH! So that's what you mean. Hehehe."
"You sicko. Ever since you came back, Samus broke up with Ike so she can be with you."
"Ohhhh. I but Samus is not my type and I think of her as a mom somewhat friend."
"A mom?"
"Yep! She would always yell at me so I hated her guts. But sometimes she would be nice to me."
"Wow."
"Guys, can you shut up and talk about something else?" Miru asked.
"Fine fine, that topic was getting boring anyway. Maybe I can make Ike to like Samus again."
"It seems that Samus wants to be with Ike, but I'm not sure." Marth said.
"What?"
"Why would Samus wanted to be with Ike again?"
"Beats me." Roy shrugged.
A/N:Thanks for reading! Please review! :0
