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Chapter 29: Eating Makes Me Lose Control

1:05 P.M.

"It's been a while since we walk together like this." Samus said.

"I guess so." Ike said.

Samus softly smiled. She was walking right next to Ike. People looked at them and made comments.

"Wow, they same like a cute couple."

"I know right? I think they are?"

"He's really handsome."

"Have you not seen them before?"

Minutes later, they both had made it to the area where the special guest are. Naruto wasn't there at the time, including Miku, Kaito, and Rosalina. Makato was spacing out.

"Hey Makato, wanna go eat with us? That is with Marth, Roy, Miru, Samus, and Link. We're planning on going to the food court. Soooo. . ." Ike asked waving. Makato turned to the person who was talking to her.

"Oh, hello Ike and. . .Samus. I didn't see you guys."

"Well that's because you were spacing out." Samus said crossing her arms.

"Oh, was I? Hehehe. Sorry, I don't know what's up with me today." She apologized with a few hiccups. "What do you guys want?" Makato asked, swaying side to side. Ike found Makato to be acting strange.

"Sooooo. . .want to go eat with us? With Marth, Roy, Miru, Samus, Link and me."

"Okay~! Just lemme stretch first." With a few stretches, Makato, Ike, and Samus left the guest seating area. She followed Ike and Samus.

"Hey, do you know what's up with Makato today?" Ike asked Samus. Samus just shrugged.

"How am I suppose to know?" She answered looking back. "Not very princess like if you ask me."

"Yea. . ."

"This is a song, lalalala, Elmo's World." Makato sang. She started to sing many random songs. Walking and swaying in many different directions. Random laughters here and there. Poking other people. Her faced was bright red.

"What the heck Makato?" Ike mumbled looking back every 10 seconds. "We're not even half way to the others and she's already acting like a complete retard."

"Perhaps she is one." Samus murmured.

"Look at the stadium!" Makato gleamed with another hiccup. "I wonder who made it~! Do you guys ever wonder why the sky is blue? I hope the food they have is delicious. Are we going to eat something? I'm starvin~! Hehehehehe~! That last battle was great! I can't believe Daisy won-no it's Sonic that won right? Yep~, I'm sure it was Silver. " Ike got even more irritated from those comments. He completely turned around to see Makato's face. She was still swaying and hiccuping.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?! Are you sick or something?!" Ike yelled. People were passing by giving stares and giggles. Makato glanced at Ike.

"I AM NOT SICK YOU JERK!" She yelled laughing. "Why do you hate me?!" She cried suddenly. Ike made a 'WTF' face. "I didn't say-!" Samus turned around.

"Would you do us all a favor and stop acting like a complete fool!" Samus yelled. Makato glared at her.

"Who are you calling fool?! I am the bloody princess of potions! I'm more smarter than you! And. . .I can do anything! Better than you~!" She snapped pointing her finger at Samus.

"What was that?!" Samus growled in anger.

"You heard me! When I talk, you should hear! I'm not speaking French am I not?! And speak up more! Cause I ain't hearin' you!"

"Oh I can hear you loud and clear. . ." She was about to throw a punch at her until Ike stopped her.

"Calm down Samus."

"But she-!"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Ike put his finger on her lips. Samus blushed. "I think there's something wrong with her. Let's go to the others and-"

"Hey! Stop talking to him! Sharing is caring you player!" Makato yelled, pulling his left arm. Ike blushed. Samus got even mad and pulled his arm to her body.

"Leave Ike alone!"

"You can't tell me! To what to do with to do with him! And dis yand dish and dat and yat and dat." She babbled, still swaying, wobbling. Few seconds later she collapsed, sleeping. Ike and Samus were very confused. Ike carried her bridal style.

"I'm going to take her to the Halberd. It's not that far. And you Samus, tell the others we'll be eating without Makato ok?"

Samus sighed. ". . .OK."

(^_^)

Inside the Stadium

"So we have no more ramen." Zelda said not surprised.

"We should buy something else." Master Hand suggested.

"Yea. . but, what?"

"Hmmmm. . ." Master Hand started to think out loud.

Ideas spinned around Master Hand, Crazy Hand, and Zelda. Suddenly an idea structed everyone's head. It may be cheap but what else can you do?

(-_O)

Outside the Stadium

"Awww but I really want to see Makato!" Roy whined.

"So is Makato sick or something?" Marth asked. Samus shrugged.

"I really don't know. She's been acting like that since we came up to her."

"Well I guess we can go eat without her." Miru said. "Maybe we'll check after we eat."

"And here Ike was very hungry." Link said. "Oh wells! He can eat later."

"To the food court!" Roy cheered. Kirby jumped on his head.

"Me want food too!" He cheered.

"Fine but you're paying!"

"Wahhhhh! Roy hit me!"

"Kirby, it's very clear that he didn't even lay a finger on you." Marth said shaking his head. "Let's just eat and worry about money later."

1:30 P.M.

In the Halberd

Ike was eating some instant ramen and complaining in his mind that he wish he had some meat instead. He decided to wait for Makato to wake up from that insane incident. They were in a room in the halberd. Makato was in a bed turning in her sleep, heavy breathing. Ike put his hand on her forehead.

"It seems that she's having a fever…perhaps I should get some ice. Wait, what am I saying, I should get some ice! How did she even get sick in the first place?!" Ike ran out of the room to get some ice in the fridge. Once he came back, he saw someone in a black cloak standing right next to her.

"Who the heck are you?" Ike asked dropping the ice and pulling out his sword. The teen smirked and took off the hood, revealing his face. It happened to be Mikoru.

"So Mikoru, what makes you come over here?" Ike said.

"I'm just making sure that my spell worked." He replied. "And it seems that is it working perfectly well."

"What spell?" Ike questioned. Suddenly it started to come back to him. A green beam was shot through Makato. After that she said that she felt strange.

"Is that the spell?"

"Oh, it seems that you remember just now."

"So what is that beam thing spell thing, or whatever?" Ike questioned impatiently.

"Good question. I call it the 5 Day Knock Out Spell. The first day, that person would act completely drunk along with a high fever. Depends on the person's health. If sick in the first place, you'll get a high fever. Then the next day, that person would be sexualy aroused near a male she or he is friendly with. The third day would be a body swap with the person she is most jealous of. The fourth day, that person would either transform into a girl, elf, boy, or baby. Finally the fifth day. . ." Mikoru trailed off.

"Well. . . .?!"

"You will have to find out yourself. Anyways, I'm going to watch the rest of the Mario and Sonic War. And you're very welcome. That time I saved Makato from those bandits."

"Wait, what? That was you?!"

"It was me alright. See ya, 'friend'." With that last time, Mikoru disappeared. Ike sighed, with all those thoughts flowing around his head, he doesn't know what to do. He decided to get more ice since he dropped the previous one.

"Maybe I should look for a potion that can heal her sickness." Ike thought out loud. "But the ice comes first!" He quickly grabbed some ice and ran to the room where Makato slept.

"Where am I?" Makato asked herself looking around. Later, Ike opened the door and saw her awake.

"So you're finally awake? Do you remember anything?" Ike asked.

Makato shook her head. "No, I can't seem to remember. I saw you guys, you and Samus. That's all. Did something happen to me? Why do I feel so sick?" Makato questioned, coughing, laying back down on the bed. Ike put an ice pack on her head.

"I don't think you put ice when somebody has a fever. . .probably, something warm." Makato said. Ike thought about it.

"Well I don't know. . ." Ike said taking the ice away and throwing it.

"Anyways, it's because you're are sick. And the beam Mikoru shot at you, it's one of his spells he cast on you called the 5 Day Knock Out Spell. You were completely drunk then a fever occurred."

"I see, so that's why I felt so weird. I have to do something about that. . .Drunk? Did I say any bad or weird things? Did I do any weird things? Or something?" Makato asked, embarrassed. Ike nodded.

"Random singing, laughing, yelling, poking other people, swaying, hiccuping, some very stupid questions and comments. . .Ummmm." Ike listed. "And you said some somewhat mean things to Samus though."

"I did? I got to apologize then. . ."

"There's no need to. She should understand that it was not like you to behave like that."

"But I. . .still feel bad. . ." Makato sighed.

"Ok how about this, tell me where you keep your potions and I'll look for the healing potion. And are you hungry or something?" Ike asked. Not to mentioned, he was starving himself.

"Not really. . ."

"Oh! But according to your drunkenness, you said you were very hungry." Ike mentioned grinning. Makato blushed. "Well I'm. . . not drunk anymore."

"You were very cute when you were drunk. Especially the part when you were clinging on to me."

"Really? I was?" Makato covered her face with the blanket. "Is that all?"

"You were also asking for a kiss. . ." Ike lied.

"I was?"

"Mhm." Ike laughed. "So I did the honors-."

"Ok! Ok! I don't want to hear it anymore!" She whined.

"I was just kidding."

"Still. . ." Makato said uncovering the blanket from her face.

"Ok, I'm sorry." Ike apologized.

"I forgive you. . .And the potions. . .are in a box. . . somewhere."

"Wow, that sure helps." Ike said sarcastically. He rubbed her head and smiled. "It's ok. I'll search for them myself. Try to get some rest. Then I'll give you some food. Ramen? There's one more ramen in the Halberd. But I thinks it was for the war. . .Wait don't tell me he-!"

Makato softly smiled. "It's ok Ike. I can eat later. Thank you Ike, for taking care. . of me." She said falling asleep. Ike smiled back in return, and left the room where Makato was and search for the potions.

2:03 P.M.

People were wondering how the food contest would be like. Hot dogs? Pie? Pizza? Who knows.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! WE SHALL NOW START THE EATING CONTEST!" Master Hand announced. The crowd cheered and roared and screamed.

"DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE FOOD WAS ALL GONE FOR THIS EVENT, WE HAVE BROUGHT NEW FOOD FOR THIS EVENT." Crazy Hand announced.

"Now Team Mario and Team Sonic must choose one member to participate in this event."

"It's about time I go." Blaze said getting up.

"Good luck Blaze." Silver said.

"I will go." Wario snickered.

"Ok." Mario said.

They were both teleported to the stadium in the middle. There was a long white table, a gas stove, a microwave, a fridge, an oven, and rack with dry ingredients. Kirby jumped inside the stadium and waved his little palm.

"LET ME BE IN THE FOOD EATING CONTEST THING! I CAN EAT ANYTHING!" Kirby cried. Master Hand finger shrugged.

"Whatever, you'll do it for fun. It's your funeral."

"Funeral-?"

"Nevermind! Nevermind! Forget I said anything!"

"Let's get this party started!" Crazy Hand cheered. "SOO! In this eating contest, you must eat 100 of that item we give you. You can eat it how ever you want. That's why we got the ovens and fridge and stuff."

"Ok I see." Blaze nodded.

"100 huh? That doesn't seem so bad." Wario said.

"PSSHT! That's a low number!" Kirby bragged.

"For you that is." Blaze said.

"You have one hour to eat as much as possible. Your team will get 100 points whoever eats the most. But before we start, you must sign a contract."

"What? A contract?" Blaze questioned. The contracts magically appeared on the white table with a black pen. Wario, Blaze, and Kirby signed the contract without warning. After that, Crazy Hand collected the contracts. Master Hand made a signal for the food to be delivered. It came in a truck, inside the stadium, as it slowly backed up.

"OK PERFECT!" Master Hand ordered. The truck stopped. The man came out of the truck, unlocking the trunk.

"Our company is so honored! Using our food for an eating contest." The man said.

"Yes yes. No problem." Master Hand said.

Once the truck opened. It revealed something totally disgusting, uncommon, terrifying, and a high chance of a heart attack. People were already screaming and crying and they had a disgusted look on there face. Some were already throwing up in their emergency barf bag. It was that disgusting. For most people that is. . .

Canned whole chicken.

"It's like a one way ticket to death." Pit commented.

"More like a one way ticket of having cancer. . ." Miru said.

"Utterly disgusting! How could they possibly put raw meat in a can?! IN A CAN?!" Marth questioned.

Roy patted his back."Calm down Marth! I know it's gross but just bare with it-."

"No, no. I can't take it anymore. I need to leave for fresh air-"

"It's in a can. . .It's not like you seen the insides. Or the wholeness of it. Or the smell."

"But if you leave you won't get your free canned whole chicken." Ike said appearing out of nowhere, holding a can that's label "Whole Chicken in a Can! Delicious and Cooked! With Natural Flavors! Concentrated" right in front of his face, shaking it. You can hear the liquid moving back and forth. Marth's face turned green and he fainted right in his seat. Ike laughed. Roy noticed Ike holding a can of whole chicken.

"Oh Ike! You're back. So how's Makato? And what happened?"

"She's doing fine. It turned out to be Mikoru's spells that was cast unto her. It's called the 5 Day Knock Out Spell or something."

"5 Day Knock Out Spell?" Miru asked listening.

"Yea. . . I still don't really know what it meant. The first day is being drunk and getting a fever. The second one is being aroused. The third day is body swapping. The fourth day is transforming into something that she is not. And. . .the fifth day, he didn't tell me that."

"That's strange." Link said.

"She was drunk and she had a fever. I was able to find one of her potions that can cure her fever." Ike said.

"Oh, I see. At least she's ok." Roy sighed with relief.

"Yea. I did talk to her about that after I gave the potion. I told her to get some rest in the Halberd. So, Makato is in the Halberd, sleeping. Or she's possibly watching the Mario and Sonic War on T.V. I didn't even know it's being broadcast live."

"Wow really?"

"Yea really."

"Oh, so it's Mikoru's magic that made Makato act strange today." Samus said.

"Yea." Ike said.

Marth woke up rubbing his eyes. "Thank goodness Makato is ok." He said.

"Wait, how could you hear when you fainted?"

"Umm. . .I have good hearing?"

"So you're saying you have good hearing even when you're dead? Or raped? Or KO'd?"

"You idiot! You can't hear anything when you're dead! Nor raped! Nor KO'd!" Marth shouted, smacking Ike on the head. Ike got angry, growling, and smashed the canned whole chicken on his head. It cracked open and the juice started to leak out. Marth started panicking.

"No! Not my beautiful hair! This smelly dead bird!" He wailed, taking out the can from his hair. Ike laughed.

"HAHA! Everytime I hit you, you cry like a little bitch!"

"Just like I do to you." Galacta Knight commented to Meta Knight.

"Shut up."

"Why you-!" Marth broked the can, holding the raw chicken in his hand, and shoving it in Ike's mouth with force. Ike's face turned green. The Smashers gasped around them. Zelda, Meta Knight, Miru, Roy, Samus, and Link faced palmed.

"This won't be good." Zelda said sighing.

X_X

"No, no! This is gross!" Blaze cried. Wario shook his head. Kirby just stared at it. They all had a can on their plate. Master Hand did a pretend cough.

"ANYWAYS! GOOD LUCK BOTH TEAMS! And Kirby. . ."

"Wait! I can't do this!" Blaze said. "I can't just die from this!"

"I'm sorry! IF YOU HAD MAYBEEEEE READ THE CONTRACT! MAYBEEEEEEEE THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO YOU! According to the contract, it said, Super Smash Bros. Brawl would not be responsible for any death!"

Blaze said nothing in defeat.

"ANYWAYS! YOU GUYS HAVE AN HOUR TO EAT AS MANY RAW CHICKEN-I MEAN CANNED WHOLE CHICKEN AS POSSIBLE. READY! SET! GO!"

For the first 10 seconds, Blaze and Wario didn't do anything. The Mario and Sonic Team tried cheering them on.

But Kirby. . .

Kirby sucked the can in, with the whole chicken inside. The crowd gasped and made comments.

"WHAT IS KIRBY'S REACTION?!" Master Hand asked. The drum roll started to play. People were leaning in. 10 seconds later, Kirby didn't had any eyes after he ate the chicken. His color of pinkish dripped away, turning gray. He flopped down to the ground and his soul flew up in the sky. People were scared and wow'd at the same time.

"Whoa! Even Kirby couldn't take it! He just died!" Crazy Hand announced. The crowd doesn't even know if they should be happy about that or not. Blaze gulped.

"If Kirby couldn't handle it. . then it's that bad." She opened her first can of chicken and it flopped on the table. She put a mask on and some gloves on.

"I shall cook it! Who would be so stupid to eat it raw?!" Flames appeared in her hands. She released massive flames from her hands and it went straight to the canned chicken.

"WHOA! Look at those flames!" Master Hand cheered. People were cheering, especially Team Sonic. Wario was eating garlic.

"Ah~! That was delicious!" Naruto smiled with a fat belly, patting it. Rosalina glanced at him with disgust.

"Just how much ramen did you eat Naruto?"

"It was my lucky day if you ask me! I found lot's of ramen in a giant ship!"

"Giant ship you say?" Miku thought out loud.

:C

After Blaze cooked the can chicken, she broke the leg off from the body and took a bite. Her face turned green. She covered her mouth. Once she gulped, she gasped for air.

"That was the saltiest and the nastiest chicken I had ever eaten!" She said. "And I have to eat. . .100?!" Blaze fell to the ground. He heard Silver calling her name out. Including the rest.

Wario grabbed a gallon garlic salt and he put it in his 100 canned chicken in a giant pot. He then chopped more garlic and threw it in the pot, which is boiling with water.

"Saltier the better." Wario grinned. Team Mario was cheering also.

"Good thing Wario could eat almost anything! Unlike Kirby. . ." Mario said giggling.

"You are right!" Peach said.

35 minutes have past and Blaze finished 1 canned chicken. Wario was very impatient . only 50 of the chicken cooked in his pot, so he decided to eat 50 of them. He gulped one whole chicken at a time, spitting the bones and swallowing some. He choked along the way, drinking some water. People were amazed.

"GO Wario-!"

"LOOK AT HIM GO-!"

"He's eating it mommy-!"

"I know-!"

Team Mario was cheering. Blaze felt very sick after that one chicken. Kirby was taken away 35 minutes ago.

3:03 P.M.

"And the winner is. . . .WARIO! From Team Mario! Receiving 100 points!" The audience cheered and screamed. Wario smirked with victory. Blaze sighed.

Team Mario: 250 Points

Team Sonic: 300 Points

"I just couldn't. . .how can he-?" Blaze thought out loud.

"Payback's a bitch." Wario quoted.

"HUH?!"

Suddenly Wario collapsed to the ground. Team Mario and the audience gasped. The amberlamps came and took him away.

"I see. . .he couldn't take the heat of the canned chicken himself. He just pretended." Blaze said shaking her head.

"Figures." Zelda said. Link, Roy, Samus, and Miru around her nodded. They all glanced at Ike and Marth. They were KO'd from raw canned chicken in their mouths. Their faces were green also with X eyes.

"WE NEED AMBERLAMPS!" Kirby shouted pointing a stick at their butts. Roy glanced at Kirby with surprise.

"Whoa Kirby! You're still alive?"

Kirby growled. And stuffed a canned whole chicken in his mouth." Roy fainted right after that.

"Soo gross. . . " Marth and Ike said like their dying.

"WE MUST PREPARE THE NEXT EVENT!" Master said. "SO STAY IN TUNE FOR MORE MARIO AND SONIC WAR!" The crowd cheered and chanted and screamed. A 2 hour break occurred for both teams.

A/N: Thanks for the comments! And thanks for reading! Would you like some canned whole chicken with that?

Kirby: Who would want to eat that shit?!

Me: You?

Kirby: Shut up! I did it for the vine!

Me: o_o What vine?

Kirby: I call it the canned whole chicken challenge!

Me: *Face Palm* Anyways, (^_^) Plz review! I'll be very happy if you did! Stay in tune! Till next time!

Kirby: What she said!

Me: *Glares and throws a canned whole chicken in mouth*

Kirby: *Faints*

Me: That thing is like poison. . . .*Walks away*