A/N: I don't own SSBB. Thanks for reading! Enjoy this chapter!
Chapter 38: Baby Manners
May 15
6:00 A.M.
Makato woke up on the couch of the Halberd. Halberd sweet Halberd. She was happy to be back here. She did say her goodbyes on the final hour in the Hidden Leaf Village. She looked at herself. A blue dress was very loose around Makato. Small feet, tiny hands, and shorter hair.
"Am I. . .? No. . .No no no. This can't be happening. How am I going to talk to Ike and Samus?" She thought to herself. Makato stared from the distance, the prince walking towards her. Marth sighed in relief.
"Thank goodness, I was looking all over for you." He smiled. Marth carried her small body and wrapped her around his arms, like a baby. "You are just so ka-wa-ii~! I could just eat you up." Marth joked. Makato tried to speak but all she got from her mouth was 'gwoo gwoo'.
"Oh, You're father, Utora, told me to keep watch over you. And he doesn't want any men near you, but Miru. . .and Robin. . . which Robin is not here anymore. How about the whole day I'll take care of you since you are a cute baby. Robin wanted to give you his regards and Lucina and Robin said hi as well." Marth explained. "Let's see. . .Oh, do you understand what am I saying?" Makato nodded her head. "That's at least good, otherwise, I would be talking to myself and that would be weird. Am I right?"
'Marth's hair is so shiny. What happens if I pull it?'
"Gwoo?" Her little baby instincts started to take over her and Makato started yanking Marth's shiny blue hair.
"Ow! Ow! Not the hair!" Marth cried in pain. Makato started to giggle from his painful entertainment.
Boy's Room
Roy, Pit, Link, and Miru were playing a game while everyone slept.
"Never have I ever carried a baby." Roy said. The boys looked at each other with weird looks. Pit raised his hand.
"Oh! This reminded me of a funny story. I remember I was carrying a baby then I slipped and fell all the way down the stairs. I woke up from my conscious later, the baby was perfectly fine!"
". . . . . ." Everyone stood silent with a couple blinks.
"Remind us not to let you carry a baby ever again." Link said. Their game was then interrupted by a knock on the door.
"That could be Marth. He did said he would look for Makato." Roy said. Another knock came.
"Someone get the door." Link said. Pit got up and walked towards the door. He turned the knob and slowly opened the door.
"Thanks Pit." Marth sighed. Pit eye's were locked onto the baby that were in Marth's arms. Miru stood up, noticing Pit's reaction.
"Did you find Makat-" Miru was also interrupted from the small child wearing a long sagging blue dress. Link and Roy were too. Makato was overwhelmed from the stares and started to cry. Marth panicked and started rocking her. She calmed down a little. They all sighed with relief.
"Guys! Stop staring at her! Makato doesn't like that!" Marth angrily whispered. Marth took a couple steps in the room and sat on the ground. The boys followed and did the same.
"Makato? Is thaaaat Makatoooo?!" Pit questioned. "She's so kawaii!"
"She's a baby!" Link said.
"She's so cute! Makato looks 2 or 3 years I would say." Roy gleamed.
"This has to be the work of the spell." Miru said.
"Yes, it's the Five Day Spell thing." Marth said. "She's been yanking my hair ever since. I thought I was going to be bald." The four boys laughed.
"Isn't that cute?" Link held on to his laughter.
"It's not cute at all!"
"Do you know how to take care of a baby?" Miru asked.
Marth nodded a little. "Some experience in a Daycare Center for SSBB volunteer work. Yet, I didn't like it one bit how the babies would keep on vomiting on me and stuff."
"Eww." Pit said disgusted. "Can I hold her? I want to squeeze her hands and all."
Pit was about to reach for her hands but Marth slapped it away. "Nu uh uh uh~. Makato's father told me to take care of her, and no guys near her. Miru and Robin doesn't count."
"Lucky bastard. . ." Pit and Roy pouted. "He's not here, so why does it matter now?" Pit said.
Marth shook his head. He put his hand on Makato's forehead and petted her hair. "Come on guys, she's a baby. And babies need their space. They can't be surrounded by sweaty Smashers. Common sense."
"True." Link, Roy, and Pit nodded their heads. Miru put a finger to Makato's small hands. She gently wrapped her fingers onto his one pointer finger but then, she started to squeeze the living daylights out of it.
"Ow ow ow ow ow ow!" Miru swiped his finger away and blew his finger to cool. Makato started to laugh from his pain.
"She's dangerously strong." Roy sweat dropped.
"She will be needing some new clothes." Marth said. "You guys can do the shopping."
"Like there's no baby store near here." Link rolled his eyes. "Let's ask Nana for a jacket." Link suggested.
"Good idea. Go get a puffy pink coat."
"Why me?" Link looked at the baby. Her eyes were very big as it stared into Link's eyes. Link blushed and looked away.
"I'll go get the jacket." Link left the room to get the jacket.
"The power of what a baby can do." Miru said, kinda amazed. The boys nodded their heads in agreement.
"Makato, are you hungry?" Marth asked.
Makato looked at his face and nodded her head. "Cinna."
"Cinna?" Roy questioned.
"Cena?" Marth questioned.
"Cinnamon bun . . .? Cinnamon buns! I got it!" Pit cheered. Makato smiled and chanted the word. Cinna.
"Won't that be too difficult for her to eat?" Link asked. "How about something puree."
"That's more like it." Marth nodded his head. "Puree cinnamon buns, sounds good."
"Sounds gross." Miru commented.
"Well, whatever the girls make for breakfast, we can just blend it in the Ninja Blender." Roy suggested. "It should taste like frosting. . ."
"What can you do without us Marth?" Pit grinned. Marth sighed in defeat. "Fine, you guys can help me with Makato. But, I'll be carrying her in majority. I don't trust any of you guys."
"Sounds fair, I guess. . . .?" Pit awkwardly shrugged. Link came back with a pink puffy coat.
"I got the coat." Link said swinging it. Marth stretched his arm towards Link.
"Ok, gimme it." Marth ordered.
"Umm about that. . ." Link trailed off.
Marth gave him a confused look. "What is it?"
"I want to do it. . ." Link answered, blushing.
"Huh?. . .Why?! I'm doing it of course."
"You can't hold the baby and put on it's clothes. Come on, just this once!" Link clasped his hands together.
Marth let out a heavy sigh in defeat. "Fine."
"Yesssss!" Link ran over to the baby and changed her clothes. Link was about to take off the dress but then stopped.
"What is it?" Marth asked.
"Someone take off her clothes."
"You're kidding right?"
"Will this make us perverts?" Roy wondered. Pit shrugged. "I don't think so."
After putting on the coat. . . Makato started to crawl around the ground.
"Awww!" The five teens awed.
"She's reminds me of Nana." Pit said.
"I agree. She's like wrapped in a blanket of pillows." Roy said.
"It's so big on her. . ." Link sweat dropped.
"Maybe we should cut some of the clothes?" Miru suggested.
Ganondorf growled during his slumber. "Would you guys shut up?!"
". . . . ." The guys mentally zipped their mouths clothes.
Minutes later, Peach and Zelda. Peach right away, noticed the baby and ran to it.
"Ooo~! What a cute baby." Peach ran over to the baby pinched her cheeks. Zelda nodded her head.
"Indeed, she's a cutey. Where did you get her from?" Zelda wondered.
"It's not where did you get her from. This is Makato." Marth explained.
"Ohh. . .What? Why?" Peach asked.
"The spell thing. . ."
"Oh yea yea. . .I forgot about that." Peach giggled. "I want to be the mommy!"
"Apparently, Marth is taking care of her. Because of Makato's father allowed it." Roy explained. "So, he's the single dad basically."
"But Marth can't hog her. That's no fun." Peach pouted.
"The girls don't count though. . ." Marth said. Peach cheered.
"Yay! I'm the mommy! Good thing I got this kawaii pink binkie." Peach grabbed the baby and put it in her mouth. Makato started to suck on it.
"I really don't want to ask this but, where did you get that from?" Miru asked.
"Baby Peach of course. . ."
"Eww. . ." Roy said.
"And out goes the binkie." Miru pulled out the binkie from Makato's mouth. She started to cry instantly.
"Why would you want the binkie?!" Miru exclaimed. He put the binkie back into her mouth and she was happy.
"I'm going to make something delicious special for Makato!" Peach ran out of the room after that.
"See you later guys." Zelda left with a little yawn.
Breakfast
9:00 A.M.
Breakfast was made and the Smashers and the guest enjoyed themselves to the full course meal. Marth had Makato on his lap. Most people couldn't help it but to stare at the baby. Marth tried to feed a spoonful of the food that Peach made for her but she rejected the food by turning her head. It happened to be puree cinnamon rolls in a giant white bowl. The color was pink. Peach thought it would suit the baby so she put pink food coloring.
"Come on Makato, you need to eat it." Peach was sitting right next to Marth. She shook her head in a fast motion and pointed to a full fledge cinnamon roll.
"No, you can't eat that!"
"Cinna!. . ." Makato started to cry really loud and Marth had to calm her down with his finger.
"Peach, why would you dye the food pink? It looks like intestine slop!" Roy said, covering his mouth to prevent himself from throwing up. Naruto stared at Baby Makato with a closed eye unsure look.
"Hey, how come my own friends like you more then me when I came back to my place?" Naruto questioned the baby.
"Uba joo gew gew." Makato answered, making hand gesture. Naruto was distracted from her cuteness. He then tilted his head. "W-What? I don't understand what you are saying."
"They be nice to me, she said." Baby Daisy interpreted. Naruto stared at Baby Daisy.
"What? You don't think I understand Baby?!"
"Umm, no?"
"Well at least we know what she's saying." Marth said.
"We have two baby interpreters. . .?" Pit said, guessing. "Baby Peach and Daisy. . ."
"No, Baby Peach speaks food." Baby Daisy corrected.
"What?" Naruto glanced at Baby Peach and she was talking to the food.
Makato couldn't help but to stare at Ike and Samus, who were sitting pretty far away from Marth. Roy showed Makato a cinnamon roll and her eyes were locked on into it. The grabbed it instantly and started to eat it.
"Aww! She's so cute when she eats." Roy gleamed.
Peach pouted and took the puree cinnamon rolls away from Makato. She grabbed a spoon and started to eat it.
"You know Peach, you don't have to eat that." Zelda said.
"I want to. . .as a mother. It's important to finish the baby's food if they don't eat it." Peach cried. Daisy came up to her and started eating Peach's puree cinnamon roll. Peach stopped and glanced at Daisy.
"What are you doing Daisy?"
"I shall be the husband of Marth! So it's my job to eat the baby's food!" She answered, stuffing spoonfuls of it.
"I am the mother! I will eat it!" The two princesses started to fight over the pink puree. Makato pointed the pink ball. Who was stuffing his face with pancakes, bacon, and whipped cream all in one go. People around him chanted the word "CHUG".
"Kai! Kai!" The baby chanted. Zelda looked at the direction to her finger.
"Jigglypuff?" She guessed.
She swiftly shook her head and repeated. "Kai! Kai!"
"What did she said?" Pit asked Baby Daisy.
"I want to play with the fatty pink ball."
"Wow, even her language sounds so baby-ish."
Kirby overheard and growled. "Hey! I am not fat! The one who is fat is Marth! I ain't going to no baby!"
"FYI, you made me fat and I had to take Smash Watchers!" Marth popped a vein.
"Come on. Don't be a bitch and play with her." Roy said. "It won't hurt."
Kirby walked up to the baby and gave her his foot to play with. "There, she can just play with my-" Suddenly a throbbing pain started to attack Kirby's leg. She was biting it like it was a gummy, holding his whole body to herself.
"HELP! HELP! MY LEG!" Kirby screamed in pain. People around her tried to stop this madness, but they couldn't help but to laugh.
"Sorry Kirby, this is too entertaining to see you in pain." Pit laughed. Kirby forcefully pulled his leg out from Makato's bite.
"My leg! It's swollen in my colors!"
"You mean your foot." Marth corrected.
(-_-)
10:30 A.M.
The kids wanted to play with the Baby Makato so Marth allowed it. He just watch from afar like a teacher, watching from a kid's playground. Ness, Lucas, Toon Link, Kirby, Ice Climbers, Toad, Toadette, Cream and Cheese, and other kids were playing Ring around a Rosie. She was very excited. Some of the people were watching for fun.
"I feel so fatherly figure, you know?" Marth said checking himself in the mirror. Peach took the mirror.
"Being a father isn't just admiring yourself."
"Yea, you're right. Makato-chan, do I look good?!" Marth called out.
Peach slapped Marth with a paper fan. "That's not what I meant!"
"Hehe, yea I know." Marth rubbed his head.
"Ashes, ashes, we all fall down!" The kids sang all falling at the same time but the baby 3 seconds later. Everyone laughed at the end. Pit was confused about that song.
"Hey Roy, do you know what they meant about ashes?" Pit asked.
"Well. . ." Roy started. "Volcanic ashes will get in our throats and then we all suffocate and die." Pit gasped.
"That's a bad song! Why do kids sing it?!"
Roy shrugged. "I don't know, because we love ashes in our throats?"
"Hey, this remind of when we tried to make the Smashers into babies, remember?" Ness snickered.
"Yea, I remember." Lucas nodded his head. "We made food. Lot's of food."
"It's all thanks to that stewpud Sonic." Popo pouted.
Kirby was struggling from the tight grasp from Makato. "Let go of me!" Kirby cried.
"Kai! Kai!" She giggled.
"Ah, the days of being young." Roy smiled.
"You said it." Pit agreed.
Marth spotted Ike and Samus walking pass the kids. Makato looked up, after letting go of the pink puff ball, noticing Ike, and tried to get his attention by reaching her hands out to him. Marth glanced at Makato to see what she was doing.
"Iye! Iye!" She said. Marth looked back at Ike and saw him walking past the kids like he didn't even noticed the baby. Marth arched an eyebrow in confusion.
"Ike? Did he not see this cute adorable baby?" He thought outloud. Meta walked up to Marth.
"I heard they were going out for a walk." Meta Knight said.
"Oh. . .out for a walk, and you can't even see anything around you?" Marth murmured.
"Hmph. Perhaps Ike is hiding something." Roy snickered.
"Like his biggest fear. Or he's afraid of children." Pit guessed.
Marth rolled his eyes. "Oooh, yea. That's perhaps one of your greatest theories." Marth said in a sarcastic tone.
"Now that you think of it, Ike's been pretty quiet lately." Miru said.
Link nodded his head. "Yea. He was asleep through the whole morning while we were playing games and talking about how cute Makato was."
"Not even a flinch." Pit added shaking his head. The angel then gasped. People around him quickly turned their heads to the angel.
"What is it?" Peach asked.
Pit gulped. "I know this may sound strange but. . .Could he be, secretly gay?!"
Nobody said anything for a while. Just confused looks. They started to think about it. Marth shook his head in disagreement.
"That can't be true-."
"Ok Marth, you need to dress all homo for Ike." Roy grinned patting his head.
"Good luck. Release your inner rainbow." Link nodded his head.
"Try to act all cute around him." Pit added. Marth's anger boiled up in his head.
"For fuck's sake! Do you really think I would do that?! How about you guys release your goddamn inner rainbow?!" Marth exploded. He then stomped away from the group.
"So, is that a no?" Pit asked, still unsure about the plan. Roy, Link, and Miru shrugged.
"Marthy where are you going?!" Peach called out to the prince.
"I'm getting Makato so we can go do fun stuff!"
"Fun stuff he said." Miru repeated. Marth walked to where the children were but the only person he saw was Ness, closing his eyes, counting out loud.
"Ness? What are you doing? Where's Makato?"
Ness stopped counting with a huge grin on his face. "Oh, we're playing hide and seek! I'm the seekerer!"
"What?"
"I said, we're playing hide and seek." Ness repeated.
"Wait, what?"
"Hide and seek?"
Marth nodded his head. "Ok. Ok. Wait wait, one more time. . .what was it?"
"Hide and seek-!"
"Who plays hide and seek with a baby?!" Marth yelled. "She could be anywhere! You know how kids want their own spots!"
Ness laughed awkwardly, knowing this was a big problem. "Oh. . ."
Link, Pit, Roy, Miru, and Peach ran up to Marth, seeing him scream at a child. "What's wrong Marth?" Roy asked.
Marth turned to Roy and than the others. "Makato is playing hide and go 'who knows where she might be in the Halberd.'"
The teens were didn't really get to what he was saying after the next 10 seconds. An exclamation mark appeared on their heads.
"Holy crap! We have to find her right away!" Roy panicked.
"What if she's not playing hide and seek?" Link questioned.
"Let's split up and look for her." Pit suggested. The small group nodded their heads in agreement and ran off to look for the baby.
"I think I should end the game?" Ness asked himself and ran off.
11:20 A.M.
Mikoru watched from afar on a tree, observing Makato crawling outside of the Halberd. She stopped and started to play with the grass below her.
"Well, seeing you as a baby has amused me so much." Mikoru laughed to himself. "But it has now bored me to death. Let's switch things up, in the next 40 minutes." Mikoru jumped out of the tree and walked towards Makato behind her back. He made his hand glowed green as he put his hand on Makato's small head. She didn't even noticed the touch on her head. Mikoru let go of her head and walked away.
Dr. Eggman and his two robots Deco and Boco spotted the baby playing with grass.
"Looks like someone left their baby playing with grass. " Eggman laughed.
"I do recall Doctor, but I think that's the Princess Makato." Deco said. Eggman made a confused look and stared at the baby.
"It does certainly look like the princess." Eggman smirked from a sudden idea he had in mind. "Oooh! Perhaps I should take her while I have the chance!"
"Great idea!" The two robots made a thumbs up.
The baby turned her head to the tall egg shaped man. Tears started to flow down her eyes as she made loud whimpering noises. Eggman and the two robots, Deco and Boco panicked.
"I do think she likes you Doctor!" Boco said.
"Shut up you scrap metal! Eveyone likes me!" Eggman growled and grabbed Makato's arm forcefully. Her crying turned into a scream. She swiftly squirmed in air. Eggman ducked taped her mouth to shut her crying.
"I don't care! I'm making my move! How do you carry a baby anyways?!"
"Not by the arm Doctor!" Deco said noticing. Eggman shrugged and handed the baby to Deco.
"Than you carry the damn baby! Let's go!"
"Y-Yes sir!" Both robots said. The robots and Eggman hopped on their small aircraft and started to float away.
Pit was flying in the air searching for Makato when he spotted the Dr. Eggman and his two robots. A small figure was their with tape in its mouth and it happened to be the baby Makato.
Pit gasped. "You old man pedophile!" The angel exclaimed. He pointed his glowing blue arrow at the vehicle and shot the small round aircraft. Pit flew to the ship and quickly grabbed the baby.
"Damn it!" Eggman yelled. "I swear! I was taking good care of the baby!"
Pit stuck his tongue out. "Yea right! Duct taping her mouth was your best way to help a baby." Pit then glide down to the Halberd. Minutes later, Eggman's ship landed on the ground and exploded in many pieces.
"Curses!"
"Well, that didn't go well." Boco sighed.
"You can say that again." Deco agreed.
"Makato! Thank goodness you're okay!" Marth embraced her after Pit handed the baby to the prince.
"Care to explain why she has duct tape in her mouth?" Link said noticing. Marth glanced at her mouth.
"Yea, Pit. Why is their duct tape?"
"Dr. Eggman must had taped her mouth."
"You guys can take it off? Right?" Roy questioned.
"Would it hurt?" Marth asked in a worried tone.
"Of course it would hurt." Miru said. "Just carefully peel the tape off."
"Ok Pit. Take the tape off." Marth ordered. Pit shook his head and gulped. "Why me? You guys are going to blame me if I hurt Makato."
"Then use your heavenly angel powers. Duh." Roy said.
". . . .I'll try?" Pit placed his right hand on the tape. "Oh Lady Palutena, let this tape be in no harm for this baby. Amen." He prayed.
"Now slowly pull the tape off-"
"Heeeyaa!" Pit jerked the tape off away from Makato's mouth.
"HEY PIT! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO PULL THE TAPE OFF SLOWLY!" Marth exclaimed. Link, Miru, and Roy stared at the baby, hoping that she was ok. Makato, mouth was glowing red from the fast rip. There wasn't a response from the baby. Just a stare. The boys sighed with relief.
"Wow, it worked." Pit sweat dropped. "For a second there, I thought she was going to cry-."
"WAAAAAAAAHH!" The baby Makato bursted into tears. People caught glimpse of the baby's cry and stared.
"It didn't worked!" Roy said, panicking.
"Damn it Palutena! Why do you must fill out your SSB Application now?!" Pit shouted at the clear, blue, cloudy sky.
Marth was panicking as well while he rocked the baby. "I-it's ok Makato. Pit was just being stupid when he viciously ripped the tape off your mouth."
"H-Hey!" Pit yelled offended. The baby princess kept on crying.
An idea popped into Marth's head. "I know what to do." Marth leaned over to Makato and pecked her small lips. She stopped crying at the instant seconds later. Roy and Pit boiled with jealousy.
"Well, that worked." Link sighed.
"You didn't have to kiss the baby!" Roy said. Marth grinned. "Who said I can't?" Marth glanced back at the baby and she was asleep. Peach ran towards the small group where the baby was. "Aww, she's asleep? I had to attend the Team Mario meeting. And here I was thinking to buy her a cute dress."
"Being a baby comes great responsibility." Miru said.
"I guess so." Pit said.
Later, Marth carried the baby to the boy's room and lay her on his head while she slept.
11:55 A.M.
The Smashers had a meeting for the next event. The Smashers were sitting in a circle, waiting for Master Hand to say something.
"The next event that people wanted was an ice sculpting contest. I don't know why so don't ask." Master Had announced.
"We can do the ice summoning!" The Ice Climbers offered.
"Ok, it's official. Ice sculpting contest." Zelda said. "As you all know, the events will be starting at 3:00 P.M. during these next few days."
"Y'all DISMISSED!" Crazy Hand shouted. The Smashers got up and did their usual things.
(0_^)
"I'm bored." Roy yawned rolling on the Halberd grounds. "I kinda want to know more of that Robin and Lucina kids. Maybe they might join the brawl."
"Roy, I think you're asking yourself to get kicked out of Super Smash Bros." Marth said.
"Huh? Kicked out? What do you mean?" Roy questioned.
Marth shook his head. "You never know what Sakurai might do in the future. But never mind what I said." Marth smiled.
"How am I supposed to forget something that might affect me?!"
"I don't know? Just think happy thoughts. Speaking of happy thoughts, I need to check on Makato." Marth walked away and head for the Boy's Room. Roy slapped his face and forced himself to smile.
"Ok! Happy thoughts! I just need some ice cream!"
Link put his hand on his shoulder to tell him the bad news. "There's no ice cream." Roy's smile turn into a frown.
"Poor guy." Pit frowned.
"Hey, we have gelato, how about that?"
"Yea!" Roy cheered.
"Alright alright alright!" Pit cheered.
(*_*)
Marth spotted Ike on his way to the Boy's Room. The prince approached the mercenary and crossed his arms. Ike paused his footsteps and looked down at Marth sightly.
"Hey Ike, are you okay? You have been silent." Marth asked.
"I'm perfectly fine. Better than ever." Ike said sarcastically. He was about to pass Marth, but Marth stopped him.
"Ike, this isn't like you at all. Tell me what's going on?"
"Why are you so concerns about me?! It's none of your business!" Ike raised his voice.
Marth was slightly taken back from Ike's words. "I'm just trying to help you! Jeez!" Marth scoffed. Ike lowered his head.
"Just tell Makato to stay away from me from now on. If she doesn't want to get hurt." Ike said quietly.
"W-What?" Marth thought he was hearing wrong. Ike then walked passed the prince.
"Ike. . ." Marth sighed. He decided to forget about it and continued to walk to the boy's room.
(=_=)
12:10 P.M.
Outside of Boy's Room
Marth turned the knob and slowly opened the door. Once he closed the door, he went to his head where Makato slept. Makato's body was under the blankets.
"That's weird, Makato's body is bigger than a baby's body. . ." Marth removed the covers from Makato. Suddenly Marth started shaking.
"Oh. . .my. . .God. . ." Marth's eyes widen in shock. His nose started to gush out blood. Marth quickly plugged his nose to keep the blood from coming out.
"Makato. . .has no breast. . . .don't tell me. . .she's a. . .!"
A/N: Thanks for reading. Please comment. Review. Till more shall come.
