A/N: Thanks for the comments. :) I'll try to keep posting more chapters in the future. Just so busy and the hw and projects Dx. Enjoy this next chapter! I don't own SSBB

Chapter 42: Pills and Potions

Halberd

The night, glowing sky warmed up the Halberd and filled them with determination.

Zelda notified Master Hand and Crazy Hand about their shortage on food. The Hands decided to call their local stores, Cash and Carry, Winco, and Costco, to get more bulk foods. Snake and King Dedede and Zelda had to go pick the boxes of food up using Captain Falcon's jet. Of course, Captain Falcon would do the driving. Meanwhile, everyone in the Halberd was relaxing, playing games, reading, and other stuff.

7:30 P.M.

Boy's Room

"And why am I holding this weird, wrapped red box anyway?" Ike thought to himself outloud. The mercenary laid on his head still thinking, holding the box above his face. He then remembered what it was and who was it for.

Ike got up and dropped the box on Marth's stomach, who was reading a novel. The prince grunted and got up from his bed, angry at Ike.

Ike didn't care if he was angry at him or not. "Lucina wanted me to give this to you, since you were uhh, bleaching your tongue, or whatever, that does not involved in some type of suicide."

Marth sighed and shook his head, grabbing the box. "Thanks jackass, for reminding me of the horrible scene with Daisy. She raped my mouth in a way I'll never forget. . ." Marth then whispered at the end.

"What was that?"

"N-Nothing." Marth observed the box with a strange look. "What is this?"

"A boxed lunch." Ike answered.

"Oh, wait. Don't you mean a bento?" Marth corrected him.

"No, a boxed lunch." Ike repeated.

"You mean bento."

"A boxed lunch."

"It's the same thing."

"Don't push my button."

Marth opened the bento and noticed an odd color. "Why is the food blue? Why is this thing blue?" Ike try to come up with a lie. He impersonated Lucina. Using his best high pitch voice as a girl.

"'To match your beautiful, royal, blue hair! Sugoi~!' She said something like that."

Marth's face brightened up when he heard that. "Ah, she has a good eye."

"You fucking narcissist."

"How could you be so nose blind to that horrible stench?" Roy complained. "God, close the damn thing!"

"What smell?" Marth shrugged and took another look at the lunch. He then noticed something strange moving in there. A tentacle with an eyeball grew out under the blue substance.

Tentacle: "Oooh~! I am the ghostly tentacle~! Fear me~! Oooh~! OOOOOOOOH~!"

Eyeball: "Peekaboo! I see you Marthy poo~!"

"A tentacle. . .?! An eyeball?! In this?! TENTACLE?! EYEBALL?! TENTACLEEYBALLTENTACLEEYEBALL!? AHHH!" Marth screamed and chucked the bento right at Ike's face. Blue mush dripped from the box to the ground. Marth sweat dropped and let a little 'oops' out from his tongue.

"Uh. . .gomen nasai. Sorry." He saw the tentacle and eye ball both rolling off of Ike's mercenaric clothing.

Ike pulled the box out of his face, leaving the some blue mush on his face.

"Why you little-!" A little of the blue substance slipped into Ike's tongue. By accident, he ate it. The bento that Lucina made for Marth.

"I said I was sorry!" Marth panicked. Ike ignored Marth, knowing the greatest mistake that the mercenary had ever made. With giant regrets for name calling this blue slop.

"This actually taste pretty good! Why didn't I eat this sooner?! The rice balls, the eggs, I actually tasted it!"

Marth sweat dropped and was surprised from Ike's reaction. "R-really? Let me have a taste." Marth pulled out a pair of chopsticks from his shirt. "I shall use my royal chopsticks!" Marth picked a little blue piece from the bento and slowly put it into his mouth.

"Is that even necessary? How asian can you get?" Ike said.

"My, my it's delicious! You're right Ike, you can actually taste the omelet. . ."

"I wanna try!" Roy ran up to them and grab a chunk of the blue mash potatoes and stuffed it into his mouth with no caution. "Mmmh! Apples and oatmeal cookies!"

Link grabbed a piece a took a bite, along with Pit.

"Strange, it smells bad, but yet, it taste like heaven!" Link commented. The boys gathered around the bento to get another taste of heaven's delights.

Pit: "I want more!"

Roy: "Me too!"

Link: "Count me in!"

Marth: "Hey! Lucina made this for me! I shall get the bigger pieces!"

Ike: "Hey you pigs, leave some for me!"

They continued to eat and eat. . . and eat. . .

(-_-)

Lucina's Home. . .

While Lucina was preparing a dish for her father, her sister, Kjelle, and her unusual friend, Robin, Robin stumbled upon a container that was on the dining table. Robin remembered that Chrom told no one to touch the medicine cabinet without his permission. And Chrom would always put the medicine back in the cabinet after he was done using them. Robin read the container, something to do with them digestive system?

Robin walked up to Lucina, showing the container to the fangirl. "Umm. . .Lucina, do you know what this is?" He asked. Robin smelled a delicious scent right next to Lucina. "Ohh, you're making curry?"

"Yes, I am. It's from my cooking lessons with Kjelle. I don't know why father thinks I'm such a dangerous threat when it comes to cooking. " Lucina turned to Robin pouting.

"Well, it is true. . ." Robin muttered. Lucina then glanced at the container and giggled. "Did you not read the container. They are digestive pills. I put it in the bento for Marth-sama! For he shall have a good digestive system."

Robin sweat dropped and shook his head. "You stole them from the medicine cabinet didn't you?"

"No, daddy said I can use them." Lucina answered.

"Wait, did you just said you put in these pills for the Hero-King, Marth's bento?"

"Yep."

Robin felt a lump in his throat. He didn't want to ask this question, but it ached his heart to ask this question. Lucina can get a bit overboard when it came to the Hero-King. She would put an effort of 100% in everything that she does for him. "How much?"

"Only half of the container." She smiled. Robin opened the container and didn't like what he saw. "Lucina, it's empty!"

"Oh, whoops, what I meant to say is that I used the whole thing."

"That's so like you. . . Wait the whole thing?!" Robin read the warnings in the back on the container and looked back at Lucina. "Do you even know the side effects?!"

"Uh. . . no?"

"If taking too much in a day, you will: suffer from severe diarrhea, stomach pain, vomit, more stomach pain, death! Death! DEATH! Death Lucina! And even more stomach pain when you're dead! This could last for DAYS!"

Lucina's eyes watered up as she dramatically fell to her knees. "I. . . don't want to kill Marth-sama! I don't want him to die! If he does die, . . .I'll become a murderer! And they'll take me to custody and jail! And they will put me in bars and- and they will execute me and-!" Lucina's negative side and the consequences she feared kept on going on and on and on.

"Calm down Lucina. The bento looks unappetizing, so I think he should be fine."

Lucina sniffed and got up slowly. "Really?" She whimpered. Robin patted her head.

"Afterall, we are talking about the Hero-King Marth-sama. He can do anything. He can defeat the food and still be fine!"

. . .Or so he thought. . . .

Next Day

May 17

7:05 A.M.

Miru opened his eyes after his snooze. He got up from his bed, doing his stretch routine. He observed around the room, seeing most of the boys and creatures asleep. He noticed Kirby stuffing bread rolls in his mouth while watching Spongebob on a tablet.

Miru heard a knock and walked over to the door. Once he opened it, he saw the Italian plumber, Mario.

"Hey, Mario. Long time no seen." Miru showed a hand to him, waving. Mario made a graceful smiled to the blue spiky haired teen. "Ciao Miru. I got mail for you. Here you go." Mario handed Miru a sealed envelope that said: To Miru and Makato. Please READ.

"Oh, thanks." Miru thought it was unusual to receive a letter at this time.

Mario waved good-bye, leaving Miru outside of the boy's room. Not wanting to go back inside, Miru read the letter quietly to himself, which took some time.

Shocking news were written on the letter. "This is not good. . . Makato needs to know about this!" Miru closed the letter and entered the boy's room. "Right after I brush my teeth!" Miru hurried to his stuff and grabbed his toothbrush. A newly installed bathroom had been added to the boys room a few days ago. You're better off not knowing how it got there.

;_;

Miru knocked on the girl's dorm and Zelda came appeared in front of him. She yawned, rubbing her eye, taking a better look at the person standing right in front of her.

"Good morning Miru." Zelda greeted. "Do you need something?"

"I need to talk to Makato, is she awake?"

"In fact she is, lemme call her. Peach- leave her alone-!" And that was all he heard.

. . . .

Makato and Miru were sitting on a couch in the living area of the Halberd. Yes, the Halberd had now became a second house for the sad excuse of Smashers. . .

Miru showed the letter to Makato and started to explain. "I received a letter- no we received news from the Village of Niho, from the King."

"Oh, my father. . ." Makato said.

"Yes, your father. It's about Mikoru. . . .He's been exiled from Niho."

"Exile?"

Miru nodded and continued. "King Utora was able to find him when he returned to Niho. I'm guessing you told your father about the Five Day Knock Out Spell he casted on you, which made him banished from Niho."

"Yea, I told my father. . . Where is he now?"

Miru frowned and glanced at a nearby wall. "I don't know. But, I believe the worst has come for the both of us. Also in the letter, the Faithful Knights are missing. Only 85% of them are gone. According to the letter, they followed Mikoru ever since he was banished. The rest of the knights were taking in for questioning. They all said the same answer. They don't know where they went or where they are."

Makato gasped in shock. "What?! Good heavens. . .!" Makato stared at the ground, trying to remember what Mikoru to her said days ago. 'What did Mikoru said about his men joining the Faithful Knights?'

". . .I joined the Faithful Knights with a bunch of my men that your friends attacked."

'What was his purpose joining the Faithful Knights?' The princess thought.

"I know Mikoru is planning something. He might use the 85% of the Faithful Knight army into his own army. To bring Niho into catrasphe or something. Or to even take you hostage or something. This is the worst news yet. We must get ourselves prepared before it's too late." Miru continued.

"'Prepare yourself.' Like how Ike always tells us." Makato added.

"Sorry, but this is no time for jokes Makato."

". . .You're right."

Miru grinned and made a small chuckle."But I see what you did there. Hahaha." The two both laughed tilled their laughter had finally died out.

"I also received news that my father and my brother are in Niho and now on the investigation to look for Mikoru and the rest of the Faithful Knights."

"It's been a long time since I seen the two." Makato said. "Once we get back to the mansion, I'm going to send Niho one of my best potions to Niho and to the Faithful Knights . Mikoru will not take over Niho."

"I believe that's the best plan for now." Miru thought about how powerful her potions can be. Mostly, anything can be created from her potions. Just name it. Miru gave a slightly confused look to Makato. "Hey, how come you don't use any of your potions for power? I mean, you basically can make anything! Why not make yourself powerful so you won't get kidnap all the time."

"Well, I never thought of that. . . Good question."

"Well, it's not that I don't want to protect you. It's my job to make sure that you are safe."

Makato stared at Miru. "Well, let's say I use the potions that I created, for my own benefits, such as, money, power, anything. If I were to get addicted to my own power, I could end up killing myself both physically and mentally. I could lose the sight of being me. Plus, we don't take our power for granted."

Miru lowered his face and turned slightly away. "I see. Mikoru got addicted to his own power. . ." The gunslinger boy muttered. He looked back up at Makato and sighed. "Well, anyways, you catch my drift. For now, let's be aware of our surroundings."

"Yes. We should also tell this to the Hands and to the Smashers." Makato suggested.

"Yea."

"Now you mentioned about power and using your own potions for yourself. Maybe if that time comes, I'll turn myself into a bird and fly away just in case I do get kidnapped!"

"Where to exactly?" Miru sweat dropped.

"To the milky way!"

"W-What?"

Somewhere. . . A new hideout was created for Mikoru and his army. . .

The army stood in the presence of Mikoru. All ready, with dangerous, deadly weapons. Evil looks and scarred faces.

Mikoru stood straight and tall above all of them, making his great announcement. "You are now the new birth of the Dark Knights! I have now lost my patients. . . I've been friendly with Niho, until now. Long ago, I was very grateful for the Queen to let me stay at Niho in their castle even when I was a Fumiharu. That name of my father, leader of Dark Knights. Now the King of Niho has found out about the 5 Day Knock Out Spell. . . I was then banished immediately by the both of the King and Queen." Mikoru smirked, liking where he was going with his speech.

Some man then asked a question. "So, are you like, going to cry or something?"

"We are going to- what? NO!" Mikoru threw a rock his head and he apologized immediately after that hard blow to the head. "As I was saying, we are going to make Niho surrender to us- -if they don't, we'll destroy them." Mikoru spoke in a loud voice. He walked slowly back and forth to make sure the eyes of his army followed him. Including the guy that was struck by the rock.

"Now listen, all of you. I had trained each of you, with my own magic. Including those who have decided to join. There's no turning back now. Your blood now belongs to the new birth of the Dark Knights.

"Our goals: to destroy the Smashers; aka, the SSBB Manor, to capture the Princess Makato, and to destroy the Village of Niho. We shall take over the King and Queen of Niho and they shall rule under the Dark Knights! Victory shall come to us!" Mikoru raised his hands to the air and dark clouds of smoke appeared from his hands.

The crowd raised the weapons and cheered and clapped toward Mikoru's speech.

"ALL HAIL LORD MIKORU! ALL HAIL DARK KNIGHTS! ALL HAIL LORD MIKORU!-" They chanted. While they chant in the background, a tall woman slowly walked behind Mikoru tapping on his shoulder. She wore a light, long blue robe with wooden sandals that made echoes throughout the cave. "So, when is the parade gonna start?" She asked.

"We will attack will at the end of May, an hour before midnight. It's a perfect time. . . Considering it a surprise present for Makato." Mikoru answered. "Once you've infiltrate the Smash Mansion, you'll be the trigger to destroy the SSBB Manor and to capture the Princess Makato. And of course, I'll be there once you do that. There's someone there I need to. . . eliminate. After that, we will continue our plan to take over Niho. If something goes wrong, then I'll do something about it."

The woman smirked and nodded her head in agreement. "Ah, I see. What a plan. Why at the end of May?" She questioned.

Mikoru scoffed at her. "Isn't it obvious? We need to train our army even more. I want you to be with Makato and in the SSBB Mansion ASAP. Play nice to her. Get the whole map for it's place and message it to me."

"Oh, I see. That makes sense. So, Lord Mikoru, shall I go now?"

Mikoru glanced at her giant, monstrous hands that were supposed to be hidden under her sleeves. He gave her a pair of black gloves with a purple gem on it. "Put these Sealing Gloves on first. Nobody does not want to see those disgusting hands."

"These hands can get me the power and money at the same time. Mailord, you're so mean." She slowly walked away from the evil ruler.

Halberd

Boy's Room

Falco became annoyed with Pit's never-ending whines in his sleep. Including, Fox, Snake, King Dedede, Lucario, Wolf, and ESPECIALLY Ganondorf.

"OMG stop whining! Your whines are gonna kill my brooklyn accent!" Falco yelled.

"It hurts! My stomach! I feel like I am going to explode!" Pit bursted out crying. Roy groaned loudly, rolling out of his bed. "My stomach hurts so badly!"

"Roy too?" Fox asked.

"I'm going to die. . ." Link groaned as well. "RIP LINK. Here comes Linkle. . . My grave is near. . ."

"Ok, what is going on?" Wolf cocked his head. "Some kind of virus?"

Ness yawned and slowly got up from his bed. "Who's crying? Is it you Lucas?"

"N-no. I'm right here." Lucas softly spoke.

"Aww, you're so funny when you lie."

"But I'm not lying!"

"My stomach. . . I think I'm dying. . ." Marth slowly said. "Someone. . . call. . . AMBERLAMPS!"

"Did you just say amberlamps?" Toon Link questioned.

Marth said nothing after that and continued to groan. Meta Knight took glimpsed at an empty cube with left over blue stuff. Meta Knight walked over to it, and sniffed the substance. "Maybe, it has something to do with this thing."

"Those blue mash potatoes?" Ness asked, titling his head.

"This pain. . . will get no sympathy from me. . ." Ike crossed his arms toward his stomach, still in his bed, sweating. Their cries, whines, and groans, came even more louder. The evil pig could not take these whines and cries anymore and exploded right on the spot.

"OK! What is going on?!" Ganondorf exclaimed. "Stop with all of your pussy whining before I kill a bitch!" Ganondorf grabbed Kirby's head and squeezed it as his stress reliever. Now Kirby joined in the frenzy of whines and cries.

"Hey guys, I brought in Zelda so shut up the fuck up guys." Miru said, leading her into the room. Zelda took a observation around the room, boys cringing. She sighed and held out a bag. She pulled a white medicine bottle and showed it to the dying Smashers. "I knew something like this would happen, so yesterday, I bought some stomach pills."

"Angels first!" Pit cried. He limped toward Zelda and grabbed the medicine bottle quickly unlocked the cap. Once he did, made a waterfall with the medicine bottles.

"Heey! I need some!" Link swiped the bottle away from Pit and made a waterfall also.

"Stop being greedy!" Marth grabbed the bottle and did the same.

"Itadaki-pills!" Roy grabbed the medicine next and did the same as well.

Ike swiped the container and noticed right away that there was none left for him. "HELL IT'S EMPTY!" Ike lashed out. "You guys ate all of the pills!"

"Lucina's lunch box is a death weapon. . ." Roy said shaking his head.

"Well, it's your fault after all. . ." Marth spoke in a tone that showed a sign that he was back to his regular self. "If you haven't given me the bento. . ."

"Why you-"

"Hey! Stop it!" Zelda yelled. "You guys were supposed to take one pill!"

"Zelda-sweetie, not even one pill can even save a prince like me." Marth said, flipping his hair.

Pit sighed and relaxed back on to his bed. "He's right. I probably wouldn't be satisfied with just one. . ."

Zelda sighed and shook her head. She walked toward Ike and patted his shoulder. "Don't worry Ike, I also bought some more just in case-" The Hyrule Princess forced the container into Ike's hands. "Gummy edition with assorted flavors. There's cherry, grape, orange-"

"Zelda, I'm not a kid. . ." Ike said not satisfied.

"AWWW! LUCKY IKE!" Roy and Pit whined.

"Shut up so I don't make your early graves."

"Eat two gummies every 30 minutes for 10 hours and you should be fine. . ." Zelda explained.

"W, what? Are you kidding me?"

"Haha! Nope. Anyways, come on Kirby let's go make some breakfast with the others."

"Hai!" Kirby did his signature run out of the door in a cheerful way, just so he can eat after he created his breakfast.

"Don't worry Ike, those gummies are super effective. Bye!" Those were Zelda's last words to Ike and she left the room, closing the door behind.

'Zelda is so cool.' Link thought, gazing at the door. It was quiet for a second. After that, the boys went back to their usual activities. Roy, Marth, Miru, Link, and Pit gathered up in a circle in the middle of the room.

"So, are we still doin' that plan doe?" Roy whispered to Marth. Marth answered by nodding his head.

"Of course. . . we will follow Ike straight on at 1:00."

"AM?" Link asked.

"No, PM-" Marth glanced at Ike's gummies that were sitting on a desk. "I got an idea. This might make me a giant asshole."

"Mmm, some tasty medicine. . . Beats pills, I guess." Ike said, chewing two gummies at once.

Peach and Makato were in the girl's room, along with other girls. The two were both sitting across from each other. "Good thing we went shopping to look for your BEE-YOU-TEA-FULL dress! Heehee! See what I did there?"

Makato made a small laugh and focused back to the big, thick, book that Peach gave her. "Peach, do I really have to read 'How Girls Should Act Around Boys During Dates, for Dummies'?" Makato asked the Pink Princess frowning.

"Yes! Make sure you read it word for word! Remember, when the boy doesn't like the girl, they would just ditch her! And I'm here to help you from not getting ditched!"

"Now, I'm startin to get nervous. . I can't possibly read this whole book, there's not enough time! There's over 700 pages!"

"I guess that's true. Here then-!" Peach grabbed the book and bookmarked the certain pages for Makato. "Here, just read these pages." Peach glanced at the nearest clock and got up. "Oh, gotta help with breakfast! See ya!" Peach ran out the room, leaving the door opened.

"Don't worry, you'll be fine." Samus said to Makato.

"Thanks Samus."

"Speaking about ditching. I remembered one time when Ike ditched one of his fans in Smash Mall when she wanted to go on a date with him."

"What?!" Makato slumped down on the couch and brought out the ticket Ike gave her. "What if he doesn't think I'm fun? Or I'm boring?"

Samus slapped the Princess' face with both of her hands to the cheek. "Stop with the pessimistic thoughts. If he's treating you, then you shouldn't worry. You even said so yourself. Don't forget on why he asked you go in the first place."

"You're right Samus." Makato opened the book that Peach gave her and started reading the bookmarked pages. "Let's see. . . #01 Panic when you have nothing to say. Just run."

Let's Have Breakfast

9:30 A.M.

While everyone ate their breakfast, Master Hand and Crazy Hand made some important announcements.

"WE GOT SOME IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS! FIRST, ABOUT MARIO AND SONIC WAR. THIS WILL BE THE LAST DAY OF THE MARIO AND SONIC WAR. ALSO, MIRU GOT AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR THE SMASHERS AFTER BREAKFAST. I ALREADY HEARD ABOUT IT, SO YOU GUYS NEED TO KNOW AS WELL. ANY QUESTIONS?!" Master Hans said.

"What is the prize exactly? For the winners of the Mario and Sonic War?" Lucario asked the big hand.

"YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE, SILLY POKEMON!" Crazy Hand answered.

". . ."

Both teams made their discussions about the final event. It was something to think and to talk about. FOR REALS. Maybe it is something extremely difficult? Challenging? More with brains? More with brawns? Nobody knows. The Smashers don't know. The audience don't know, but the masterminds of the Mario and Sonic War. Master Hand and Crazy Hand.

After their discussion, Daisy sat right next to Marth, hoping to talk about yesterday's event.

"Sooooooooooo, did you enjoy that last scene between us, hmm?" Daisy purred leaning in closer to the prince. Marth gradually felt uncomfortable by the second. Their shoulders began to touch, Daisy's pizza breath moved in closer to Marth's nose, teens laughing in the background. Just great. Just magnificent.

Marth gently pushed the orange princess away from him. "I'll be brutally honest with you. That was the worst scene I have ever done in my entire life. Sitting right next to you makes me want to kill myself a hundred times!"

"We should practice more often~" Daisy said, ignoring his comment. Marth made a loud sigh. "Just let me eat my breakfast in peace!"

"Alright, alright. Shy as always my little prince." Daisy got up, and went to sit right next to Peach. Roy sat right next to Marth while holding a piece of bacon.

The redhead made small laughs between his speech. "Yo Marth. . ., you guys dating or what?"

"Haha, very funny Roy." Marth rolled his eyes. "I can't wait for Mario and Sonic War to end, so that orange princess can stay out of my life forever!"

"Never say forever. You know, Daisy can visit the Smash Mansion if she wanted to."

Marth became stunned as he stared at his waffles that were soaked up in syrup and whipped. Kirby quickly grabbed the waffle and slurped it into his mouth.

"You're right. Silly me, I forgot. Hahahaha."

Roy couldn't tell if he was laughing or crying but didn't really cared.

Marth cleared his throat and turned to Ike, who was right next to him. Ike popped another two gummies into his mouth when he felt a cramp in his abdomen and continued to eat his breakfast.

"Ike, hey, Makato wants to talk to you after breakfast." Marth said.

"Oh ok." Ike replied back. Marth glanced at his stomach pain gummy meds. "Let me hold your gummies! Makato does not want to think you're a kid or something."

"I can trust you; you won't eat it all right?" Ike questioned. Marth nodded and grinned.

"Yep! You can trust me."

Ike scanned Marth up and down awkwardly and handed the gummies over to the prince.

o_o

After Breakfast

"Thank you fellow Smashers for hearing me out." Miru began speaking in front of the large audience of Smashers.

"Should I maybe, do the talking?" Makato quietly asked, standing right next to him.

Miru shook his head. "No, Makato. You don't need to say anything. Just stand by me and look cute and intimidating." Miru cleared his throat and began speaking. He crossed his arms and closed his eyes. "Something big has happened in our village. Niho. You may not care, but we do because we live there of course. . ."

20 minutes later. . .

"That is all. Thank you for listening." Miru ended his long talk and slowly opened his eyes. And to only see most of the Smashers gathering around Makato with sorrow in their eyes.

"It must been so hard on YOU ONLY." Roy frowned.

"We'll do anything to help you Makato." Link said.

"Yes, please don't worry." Peach said.

"Thank you guys." Makato said, sniffing, in a verge of tears..

"HEY!" Miru popped a vein feeling left out. He cursed out and left the group. "Screw you guys!"

Roy followed behind Miru as he sped walk. "Hey! Wait up Miru! We were just kidding! We love you too!"

"SHUT UP!"

The crowd died out and people resumed to their usual things. Ike approached Makato after they were the only two left around their surroundings. Makato noticed his approached and became flustered immediately.

"What is it that you wanted to talk about?" Ike started.

"Oh! I-Ike! I think you were mistaken. Umm. . ." Makato trailed off, not knowing what to say next. The princess wasn't able to make eye contact with the mercenary.

"What? But Marth said-!" Ike realized he had been tricked. "Princess of Narucissit . . . That bastard! Damn him!"

"Don't get me all wrong. It's not like I don't want to talk to you." Makato looked away and asked a common question to the mercenary. "So, how was your day?"

"It really called for some pain killers. Yea, pretty weird day. . ." Ike answered stretching.

#89 Question/State the Obvious. "N-Nice Weather for going out right? You know. Dates. . . and stuff?"

Ike gave a weird look to Makato and cocked his head. "Huh? Uh, yea. You're acting quite strange today. Is something wrong or-?"

#02 Laugh cutely #60 Give him a silly nickname. Makato laughed nervously and forced herself to smile. "Heehee! Whatever do you mean?! Heehee! Silly Ikey-Poo!"

Ike was utterly confused on what she had just said. "Ikey. . . .poop? Wait, I'm shit now?! Are you calling me shit?"

"No! No no no! It's a nickname. . . for you!"

"Huh? Really? Well that sounds like a shitty nickname. Hehehe, see what I did there? Shitty nickname?"

#201 Twiddle fingers around it brings out the moe. Makato twiddled her two index fingers and stared at the ground, not knowing what to say next. "Well. . ."

#01 Panic when you have nothing to say. Just run. "See you later!" Makato panicked and left Ike dumbfounded in the middle of the Halberd.

"What was that about?" Ike sweat dropped.

Makato spotted Peach chatting with Samus, that was when the potion princess ran up to the pink princess and clutched her waist. "Peach! This is so embarrassing! The book you gave me is not working!" The potion princess cried.

The mushroom princess gasped. "Oh my! Really?! That book has a 1 out of 10 rating!"

The bounty hunter shook her head. "I don't think that book is meant for Makato. Also, a 1 to 10 rating means it's a bad book."

"Silly Sammy, it's a good book. It means that 9 people thought the book was great! Here-!" Peach ran to the girls room to grab the book that was left on a couch and hurried back to the two girls. She opened the book and showed the back covered to Samus. "See? Only the good comments are on the outside."

"Because they only want the good comments on the outside." Samus explained.

Peach giggled and handed the book over to Makato. "I would still read these pages. Just in case."

"Ok." Makato said.

Samus sighed. "Whatevs."

Boy's Room

Ike opened the door to the boy's room, walking in the room with an unhappy digestive system. "Ughhh. . . Where meh gummies at? I think I have diarrhea."

Marth handed the medicine to Ike. "Here you go!"

"I never thought I had to put my trust in you."

"Neither do I." Marth smiled.

Ike grabbed the contained and popped another two into his mouth, chewing them slowly. He lay back onto his bed with the gummies.

"The plan is working!" Roy squealed to the prince. Marth put his finger over his lips to shut him up. "Be quiet Roy, we don't want Ike to hear our secret plan to demolish Ike's date don't we?"

"Yea. Sorry."

"The last three gummies would be his last. I almost feel bad for him." Link quietly said, shaking his head.

"I got my camera!" Pit smiled, holding it up to the guys.

"Oh. . .kay." Marth said.

Miru leaned in closer to the group of boys. "How about we get disguises?" He suggested.

The guys glanced at him and 'oohed' at him.

"I want to be in a chicken costume!" Roy cheered.

"I want to wear a pig costume." Link said.

"I want to be an angel!" Pit cheered.

"I SED disguises! NOT costumes!" Miru angrily whispered. Marth spoke up to Miru's plan. "If we are going to get disguises, let's try to disguise ourselves as a big family."

"Great idea Marth." Link agreed.

"You smart." Roy nodded his head.

"Can I be the dad then?" Pit asked.

"I'm guessing you have all of the costumes prepared, right?" Miru spoke to Marth. Marth shook his head. "Of course not! We'll borrow Peach's clothing and Ness' and Lucas' clothing as well!"

Ness and Lucas happened to hear that last sentence right when they slowly entered the boy's room. "W-what?! Who said-?!" Ness questioned, frowning.

"Shut up, Ness. This is an important mission." Marth said.

"What important mission?"

"A mission that has nothing to do with you-" Marth turned around to see who was talking to him. It happened to be a slightly pissed off mercenary.

"OH! I-I-IKE!" Marth exclaimed. "We were just talking about, um. . ."

"A movie!" Roy backed up Marth. "That is. . ."

"Mission Impossible!" Pit backed up Roy. Sweat was dripping from their faces. Ike didn't look convinced at all.

"Does Ike like Mission Impossible?" Miru asked Link.

"Y-yea, it's a good movie."

Ike growled at them. "I'm not stupid. You guys better not interfere." Ike leaned in closer to the group as he gripped onto Marth's shoulder to make his threat sound more intimidating. ". . .Or else."

". . .Or else what?" Pit dared to ask. Marth, Miru, Roy, and Link gasped at Pit as if he was crazy. Ike was glad that he asked, so he then said: "I'll hang all of your heads on my wall as decorating."

They group of boys gulped with fear in their throats. Pit dared to ask another question. "W-what kind of decorating?"

"SHUT UP YOU STUPID ANGEL!"

A/N: Sorry, I'm gonna stop there. Thank you for reading. Please review. Till next time.