"Hey doc; you ever wonder if we're going in circles?" Yoshi asked upon them racing through Bowser's Castle with the GBA fiery circuit looking more samey than usual.

"You asked this fucking question several times before!" Dr. Hoshi snapped angrily upon them using their various items to take out the annoying Thwomps nobody liked. "Seems like you 're just a record set to repeat whenever we go racing through-"

"Aiyie!" Cried out Pyra since she was once again farting flames while failing to control the Animal Crossing themed scooter she was attempting of riding on. "Why is it that food always burns me up? I don't get this flaming whenever I try to go for a time trial!"

"Because this isn't your ordinary trail." Dry Bowser spoke upon riding by on his Bone Rattler with him taking the lead. "This is a race through a fire trap surrounded by lava."

"You can say that again." Birdo finished while dashing alongside Petey Piranha upon avoiding the lava splashing out of the magma surrounding the track. "I can feel my skin getting burnt!"