A/N: I'm making this special have two parts. I don't want you guys to read 15000+ words all in one go. This may be the longest chapter yet!

Chapter 69: Halloween Special: Part 1

8:30 A.M.

It was October 31st and it still meant school for those who go to school. Master Hand and Crazy Hand both allowed the Smashers to go have fun at the Halloween Festival located in Smashville. Only if they all finished their volunteer work for the year. Usually, the Smashers would finish their volunteer work and get it over with. There were some Smashers that end up forgetting or they just do it at the last minute.

Ike hated volunteer work. The mercenary always had a bad experience. To the preschools that were more than happy to give Ike milk stains on his clothes, to the college campuses who just didn't give a flying fuck about Ike. He wasn't willing to do anything, even if it meant blowing off the whole Halloween Festival for everyone.

And there was Kirby. Nobody could convince Kirby to do shit. He would just flip anyone off and continue his lazy snack day.

Marth went to the living room and he knew Ike would be eating potato chips while watching his favorite tv show.

"Come on, Ike. It's not that big of a deal. We're just going to a high school to talk about the safety of Halloween." Marth said. Ike ignored him and grabbed another potato chip.

Roy walked up to the prince and sighed. "Any luck?"

"Not yet. . . " Marth answered back.

"I'm just getting started on Kirby. So far I bought him twenty Pop Tarts and I still didn't convince him yet." Roy shook his head.

"Do it for the new Smashers, Ike. They too much want to experience the fun." Marth tried walking up to Ike, but Ike just shooed him away.

"I don't care about the new Smashers. They might as well go to a harvest carnival near a local church."

"Ike. . . " Marth groaned.

"Don't waste your breath on me. I'm not going to embarrass myself. "

"Let's just come back." Roy placed his hand on Marth's shoulder. "It's still morning."

Marth took in Roy's consideration and left. Ike grabbed another handful of potato chips to distract himself more.

Marth slowly walked in the hallways with Roy, as they head to a specific place in the mansion.

"Where are we going? I kinda don't want to go back to Kirby's room." Roy shivered from the thought of it.

"No, someone else that could convince Ike." Marth grinned. "We're here." Marth knocked on her door loudly.

Roy gasped, "You don't mean-!"

The door opened wide, revealing the princess of potions. Her short dress had long sleeves that went all the way to the skirt. Orange and white to complement the fall season.

"Hello, guys." Makato greeted the two of them. "What brings you here?"

"Hello, Makato, we need your help." Marth clasped his hands together. Makato left her room, as she closed the door behind her.

"What is it?"

"We need you to convince Ike so he can do some volunteer work," Marth said.

Makato nodded. "I understand. I'll do what I can. " She started to walk off and the two swordsmen followed her.

"Smart idea, Marth. Now Ike will be forced even if he hated it." Roy said.

(oOoOoOo)

"Ike, please help with the volunteer work. It's only a presentation about the safety of Halloween. What's so bad about it?" Makato sat right next to him. Ike kept his attention toward the tv, now opening a can of soda.

"You don't get it, do you? I hate people. I especially hate little children." Ike spoke. Marth sighed from afar with his arms crossed.

"Do you even know who you're talking to?" Marth walked up to Ike.

Ike turned his head to the princess and choked on his current potato chip. "Ma-ma-ka-to?!"

"You finally noticed? Wow, dude." Roy shook his head. Ike tried to keep a straight face but failed when Makato got up from the couch.

"I guess we can go do volunteer work without you." Makato was disappointed in Ike for not noticing her in the first place.

"Wait! I'm sorry I didn't see you." Ike apologized.

"So, you'll do it?" Makato smiled at him that she knew he couldn't say no to. Ike sighed in defeat and got up from the couch.

". . .Only if you go."

"Great!" Marth smiled and handed him what looked like a costume in a bag. "You're gonna have to wear this!"

"What is it?" Ike took a peek, but it was too hard to see what was inside.

"We're going have to wear costumes when we get to the school," Roy explained. "I'm going to be. . . um. . . a killer clown!"

"I'm being a prince," Marth said. "Expect, I have blonde hair and a sword that is a replica of the Falchion."

"Lazy much?" Roy scoffed at his blue haired friend.

"I want to be a generic magic schoolgirl!" Makato said.

"Perfect! Here you go!" Roy handed her costume and she thanked him.

"Why can't I choose my costume?" Ike arched an eyebrow to Marth.

"The costumes were all picked randomly from Master Hand. So we get what we get!" Marth replied.

"But Roy just-" Ike glared at Roy for a small second.

"He just got lucky that's all." Marth defended him.

Roy nodded. "Y-yea! Pure luck. . ."

"Anyways, get ready in an hour. We're supposed to get to the academy around the afternoon. It's better if we leave early for a good impression. Plus, we'll be buying some candy."

"This is going to be stupid." Ike murmured.

"Hmm?" Makato looked at him.

"I mean- -this is going to be a blast! Yaaay! . . . .fuckmylife." Ike left the three of them so he could take a look at his costume. Marth, Roy, and Makato watched him leave the living and up the stairs.

"Well, let's go shopping, guys. It's better if we leave now or else Ike will kill us." Marth grabbed Roy and Makato's hand and pulled them away from the living room.

"Why do you say so, Marth?" Makato asked.

"WHAT-! WHAT IS THIS?!"

"That's why."

"WHY IS MY COSTUME A FREAKING MERMAID?!"

Before Marth and the others could get to the front door, Ike's Ragnell was darted at them, almost making a deadly blow on Marth's head. Luckily, the sword landed above his head.

"What are you talking about? It's Ariel from Under the Sea." Marth replied back with sweat all over his face.

"I think you mean, The Little Mermaid." Roy corrected him.

Marth turned around to see Ike dressed up in the mermaid attire. Roy kept himself from bursting into laughter. He knew his fate if he let out one tiny laugh. Even Makato had to cover her mouth to keep herself from laughing.

The costume looked awfully tight on Ike. Even the seashell bra that was crooked on Ike's buff chest. His face was slightly purple and Marth wondered how he even managed to get all the way downstairs without tripping or passing out.

Ike took giant steps toward Marth. Makato and Roy moved out of the way just because of Ike. Ike then grabbed Marth's collar. "What's the meaning of this?!"

"There's no meaning behind the Ariel costume. It's random. . . hahaha." Marth said.

"You're lying and I know that." Ike looked dead on the outside. He slowly lifted up his fist and cracked his fingers while doing so. "I'm going to kill-"

"Ike." Makato interrupted him with a glare.

"-It with this costume!" Ike forced a smile upon his face and dropped Marth. He then made his way upstairs. Link and Miru saw Ike and burst out laughing.

"Nice costume-!" Link was interrupted with a heavy punch from the pissed off mercenary. Miru zipped his mouth shut when he saw Link out cold from the punch.

"Um. . . let's get some candy before he changes his mind!" Roy suggested.

"Good idea. . ." In the end, Makato and Roy followed Marth out the front door.

(oOoOoOo)

"I need some more Pop Tarts. . ." Kirby ran out of Pop Tarts while watching a marathon of Sonic Boom. Kirby scrambled his items to check if he had any type of snacks, unfortunately, he didn't.

"POYO! I need snacks! Where is Roy?! I need him to convince me with snacks!" Kirby almost started to cry. Just then, a knock boomed through Kirby's room which almost gave the little puffball shock. Kirby opened the door and saw Ness and Lucas at his front door.

"Kirby! You can open a caramel apple stand at Smashville for at least thirty minutes. That counts as volunteer work on the board! You can get snacks like that!" Ness said.

Kirby stared at them awkwardly, "Were you two scumbags eavesdropping the whole time?"

"Maaaaybe?" Ness spoke in his deep accent.

"Just do it. Please don't ruin Halloween for us like last year." Lucas begged.

"Hmm, caramel apples do sound good. . . plus I could go for another 10 year supply of candy." Kirby spoke his thoughts out loud.

"Well?" Ness and Lucas leaned in for Kirby's answer.

"Okay! I'll open a stand!" Kirby ran out of his room to get started immediately. Ness and Lucas trailed behind him.

"Finally!" Ness and Lucas cheered.

Mario walked around the mansion to check on his fellow Smashers. Some of them were finishing up their volunteer work and some of them were preparing their costumes for the Halloween Festival.

"Hey, Mario." Pit walked passed by him with Lucario.

"Hello, guys." Mario smiled under his mustache. "Excited for Halloween?"

"If you must say, I'm excited about the pumpkin carving contest. I've been practicing all day." Lucario said.

"It's all about the candy and the haunted house! Woo!" Pit cheered.

"Let's hope everyone finish their volunteer work," Mario said.

"Let's hope so," Lucario said. "Or my practice would have been for nothing."

"That would suck." Pit said.

Mario continued his patrol around the mansion. His real objected in his plumber's heart was to spy on his enemy, Cloud Strife. Mario sniffed his nose and searched around the mansion, for he had lost track of the terrorist. The last time he saw Cloud was when Peach was following him with mountains and mountains of questions. Mario only assumed Cloud was going to steal his girl when he would get her in a private area in the mansion.

"Where is that blue-eyed punk?" Mario muttered under his breath. "He thinks he can get away with it? Not on my watch."

"And it looks like there'll be a lot of clown sightings this year so keep your children safe during Halloween!" The news said. Zelda watched the tv along with Samus.

"So, more clown sightings? Oh God. . ." Zelda sighed.

"That what makes Halloween good. For the realism." Samus said.

"It is real. People get hurt!"

"How can a clown with heavy makeup wearing a heavy outfit with a heavy frizzy red afro hurt a mere child?" Samus rolled her eyes.

"Let's just warn the little ones. . . Before they too float away." Bayonetta came out of nowhere with a smirk. The two girls looked at the Umbra Witch with blank faces.

"You really enjoy this, don't you?" Zelda said.

"It's boring here. There ought to be some kind of action." Bayonetta smiled.

(oOoOoOo)

Kirby set up his caramel apple stand in the middle of the Smashville road at the roundabout. People were forced to come thru and purchase a caramel apple for a high price. Heavy traffic was built because of Kirby's small caramel apple stand. Ness and Lucas watched on the sidewalks, not knowing what else to do.

"Get your fresh caramel apples!" Kirby cheered as the driver was next to leave out of the traffic. The man rolled down his window and glared at the puffball.

"Do us a favor and get out of the road! You're causing traffic around here!"

"That will be $100." Kirby expected cold hard cash.

"That's expensive! You don't even have any apples!"

"Here." Kirby handed the man a small Dixie cup that was filled with the caramel sauce for the apples. The man was immediately disgusted.

"You expect me to drink this?! Where's the apple?!"

"I ran out, dumbass! Have you ever heard of supply and demand?!" Kirby harshly threw a granny smith apple at his car and created a large dent on the front of his Honda.

"You just dented my car! And you said you didn't even have apples!"

"Have you ever heard of taking a number 2?!"

The man got out of his car and slammed the door shut. He pulled out his smartphone. "That's it! You're fucking nasty! And a liar! I'm calling the cops!"

"Kirby! Thirty minutes already passed! You've finished your volunteer work!" Ness shouted at Kirby.

"Poyo!" Kirby ditched his stall and ran out of the roundabout. The man demanded him to come back and remove his stall, but the three of them already left the scene. Soon, the police arrived and Kirby was now on a wanted poster for this year's Halloween.

(oOoOoOo)

"We're doing this in front of an assembly?" Roy asked Marth from the back seats of the car. Ike sat in the passenger's seat and Makato sat with Roy. Everyone was in their full costume and their next destination was at a local high school that was in Smashville. Marth was a classic prince in the Shakespeare plays with a blonde wig that kinda resembled his real natural blue hair. Roy was a killer clown with the makeup on fleek with the red afro. It was hard for anybody to tell that was actually Roy. Makato was a magical school girl that had a pink theme to her sailor outfit and a wizard hat with a heart-shaped wand. And Ike only wore a heavy black cloak to cover his embarrassment of a mermaid.

Marth kept his eyes on the road and nodded. "Yea. It's going to be fun!"

"I can't wait to scare them with my costume!" Roy squealed.

"I hope you get kicked out first." Ike said.

"Hah! You're going to get kicked out first for looking like a pedophile that likes to crossdress!"

Ike turned his head to the back of the car to glare evilly at Roy. "You think I got a choice to wear this stupid costume?!"

Marth purposefully made a sharp right turn to the school which stopped their bickering at each other. Ike and Roy groaned to themselves as the quietly adjusted their positions back. Marth was able to find a great parking spot and turned the engines off. "We're here! Get the candy, Roy!"

All of them got out of the car quietly and Marth locked the car. Some students who were planning to ditch the assembly in the first place caught a glimpse of the four and stared at them because of their weird costumes.

"That guy is just wearing a cloak for a costume." A couple of freshmen and sophomores pointed at Ike.

"Lame."

"I know."

"That girl looks like from an anime." A few girls giggled as they passed by Makato.

"But it's cute."

"Hey, there's a clown! I'm going to post it on YouTube!" A guy recorded Roy in his killer clown attire.

"Hey, how come no one is talking about my costume?" Marth pouted as he opened the front door to the school.

"Welcome to Smash High!" A couple of staff members greeted the four.

"Hi, we're here for our presentation about the safety of Halloween." Marth smiled. The female staff all stared at him and nodded.

"Y-yes. Follow us! We will begin the assembly in thirty minutes!"

"Thank you."

As the four of them followed the staff, some of the students couldn't help but give a stink eye at the mercenary. He had the most suspicious looking costume just by wearing the cloak alone.

The staff members were asking for Marth's contact info, but he kindly declined all of them. They finally arrived at the gym where the assembly was being held. There were many students sitting on the bleachers. Teachers stood on the border of the gym near the entrance.

"Wow, amazing. . . I'm getting nervous. I gotta pee!" Roy said.

"Right now?" Marth asked Roy.

Roy nodded eagerly. "BRB!" Roy ran out of the gym as he handed the candy to Makato.

"We won't start till one o'clock so you guys have about 15 minutes." The staff said. "Let us know if you need anything."

"Thanks." Marth waved at the staff as the walked away. Marth glanced at Ike as he adjusted his wig. "Why do you look so angry?"

"Gee, I wonder." Ike had the obvious sarcasm in his voice.

Marth sighed. "If you hated the mermaid costume, you should have said so."

"You said the costumes were random. . ." Ike did his best to keep his anger from showing.

"You should know by now that I was lying. I knew you were quite naive, Ike" Marth burst out laughing.

"Marth."

"Hahahaha-!" Marth glanced at Ike.

"I'm giving you a chance to pick your god."

Marth had his lips immediately sealed from the black aura of the mercenary. He looked around and it was only the prince who noticed this.

"Ten, nine, eight-" Ike counted down out loudly to the prince. Marth knew his time living on Earth was wasted from a prank. He only had a choice to pray or enjoy Makato in her costume while it lasted. "Four, three, two, one-"

"Ike, Marth!" Makato exclaimed. Ike then went back to his normal self for some time now when Makato answered their names.

"W-what is it?" Marth escaped death yet again.

"Roy hasn't come back. I think we should look for him."

"Yea, he's probably lost in this school- -I'll go look for him!" Marth did the offer of searching for his friend as he used this chance to escape the depths of Ike Greil. The two were left alone with the noisy students.

"In five minutes, we're gonna start-" The staff member noticed another person missing. "Hey, where's the other guy?"

"He went to look for the clown," Makato replied.

"Oh, I see. Well just a heads up, we'll be starting in about five minutes." The staff member left right after.

(oOoOoOo)

Marth went to the nearest boy's restroom and went inside. Luckily, he was able to find a killer clown. "Ah! There you are! We've been looking all over for you! Come on, we're going to be late for our presentation."

Roy nodded, but he didn't speak as he was dragged from the prince.

Marth and Roy were able to come back in time before the big opening of the assembly. Creepy Halloween music played in the background while the senior president gave a small quick speech about today's events.

"And now, give it up for. . ." The senior president turned to them, not knowing their names. "These people!"

"WOOO!" The students clapped and cheered. Marth, Roy, Makato, and Ike walked up to the middle of the gym to give their presentation about the safety of Halloween. When they first arrived in the middle, everyone wanted to know what was Ike's costume.

"You want to know his costume?" Marth peeked over at the mercenary.

"SHOW IT!"

"WE WANT TO SEE IT!"

"YEA!"

The students began to chant and it seemed it would never stop until Ike showed his tight fitted Ariel costume.

"Makato! Start throwing some candy to distract the students!" Marth said.

"Okay!" Makato threw handfuls of candy and it did distract the students. Ike wanted to sigh in relief, but he didn't want to until he beat Marth up. The students finally were chilled and listened throughout the whole presentation about the safety of Halloween.

Within an hour of talking and skit taking, the end of the day was over for the high school students. Marth, Roy, Makato, and Ike headed back to the car.

"Good job guys," Marth said to the group as he was about to pull out his keys. Makato couldn't help but notice the silent Roy since the whole presentation.

"Roy, is there something wrong?" Makato tugged his clown outfit. He looked at her with the same blunt face.

"He finally knows his place," Ike smirked.

"Hey, guys! I got lost in the school for an hour! When I went to the gym, everyone was gone!" Another killer clown showed up. The same cheery voice was definitely Roy's. But why was there two of them?

Marth sweat dropped and looked at the Roy who was next to them.

"Um. . . there's two of you?" Ike murmured.

"Nonsense. . . I found you in the boy's bathroom. . ." Marth nervously laughed. Makato looked both at the clowns and noticed the clown with them was a little taller than the other one.

"Try taking off your wig. . ." Makato said. Both of the clowns obeyed. The one with them was purely bald and the other one had a full set of red hair.

"What the. . ." Marth and Ike were shocked. He took in that stranger killer clown with the same killer clown makeup and mistaken him for Roy. They even did the whole presentation with that clown!

"Who's that guy?" Roy pointed at the clone clown.

The clown smirked and slowly pulled out a knife. "It LoOkS liKE I'vE bEeN SpOtTed. . . . HeHEheheheHEHehee." The rusty voice of the clown spoke.

"Clown sighting. . ." Roy's eyes widened.

"No wonder that clown smelled bad. . ." Marth whispered to the group.

"GiVe mE tHe KeYs." The clown demanded. "Or I'lL kILl aLL oF YoU-"

"Eeya!" Makato swung her heart wand at the side of the clown's head. It got knocked out immediately as he dropped his knife.

Ike patted her head, "That's my girl."

Makato smiled, "I learned that from you."

Marth arched an eyebrow at the mercenary. "What have you been teaching her?"

(oOoOoOo)

"It seems that everyone finished their volunteer work," Mario spoke to all of the Smashers. "And some of you guys will be volunteering for the Halloween Festival as well, so we don't have to worry about that part. . ." Mario made some check marks to the Smashers that finished their volunteer work. "Alright. Ike finished his. . . Kirby. . . yep. . . . Ok!"

"So we good to go?" Ness asked.

"Yep!"

The most of the Smashers rejoiced, for the time of the Halloween Festival was near. Everyone was hyped to put on their unique costumes.

Thirty minutes into putting on costumes, Marth and Ike were about to put on their desired costumes on. Ike was just about finished putting on the accessories of his Assassin's Creed costume, custom designed. He was very proud of himself for getting this costume, for it was the last one in stock. Marth was finished with his costume and posed himself in the body mirror. Ike glanced at him and burst a laugh.

"What is that thing you're wearing?"

"Can't you tell, I'm Levi from Attack on Titan?" Marth flipped the back of his cape.

"Sure. . ."

"Doesn't that costume look too heavy on you?" Marth scanned his full attire of the assassin costume. Ike shook his head.

"Nonsense, this feels like a feather to me."

Roy slammed the door open with two costumes in his hand. "Hey, cocksuckers!" Marth and Ike made their attention toward the redhead.

"What is it? Wait, what are you?" Marth asked.

"I'm KIMIN, from a Spop group in Smashville. You never heard of S.S.B? Smash Street Boys?" Roy had his hair gelled and parted. He wore a flashy red and black outfit with lots of bracelets and piercings that were clipped on. He also had the thick black eyeliner around his eyes. "I have all of their albums and I'm planning on spending $900 for their next concert and fan meet! OMG, I'm so excited!"

"Only weebs like you listen to Smash Pop." Ike said.

"I wouldn't be talking shit if I were you." Roy evilly grinned. "Remember this?" Roy had a piece of paper in his hand that looked like a contract. Marth and Ike walked up closer to the paper and squinted their eyes. Their names were signed at the bottom of the paper.

"What is that? Did we made some kind of blood contract?" Marth asked.

"Good question!" Roy pulled the paper away. "It's a contract from the video game tournament we had. You both lost against me. That's right. Roy. King of video games. And now you guys have to do what I tell you to do. Or else you'll be both kicked out from Smash Mansion."

". . .Oh. . ." Marth glared at Ike.

"What?" Ike glanced at Marth.

"You lost for us. It's all your fault."

"Video games aren't that big of a deal. Please, it shouldn't be that bad?"

"Here are the costumes." Roy handed them a costume where they're supposed to be joined together to become a full costume. "You guys are becoming a horse!"

Both Ike and Marth's face went pale as chalk. They looked at each other and then back at the costume.

"Nonononono." They both shook their heads.

"Yesyesyesyesyes. Hahahahaha!" Roy laughed as he threw the costumes to them. "One of you guys will have to be the head. The other one will have to be the bottom part. Enjoy!" Roy left the room with both of their expressions faceless.

"I'm taking the head." Ike grabbed the head part quickly before Marth can. Marth woke up from shock and frown.

"Ugh, I don't want to be the bottom part. . ."

(oOoOoOo)

"Yea, I'm a diva like Marilyn Monroe." Peach was dressed up as famous American actress and model from the 1950's. She had the curly short hair and the white dress with the heels on. Some of the guy Smashers had their eyes locked onto Peach from her stunning beauty.

"Nice costume!" Snake complimented her.

"Thank you!" She kept walking like a model as she made her way to a specific room. She began saying random quotes from Monroe to become one with her. "The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space." Peach smirked, knowing Cloud was the real lover in her eyes. She politely knocked on his door.

"Who's there?" The monotone voice spoke.

"It's mee~!" Peach answered sweetly.

". . ."

There wasn't a response for a while now. Peach was starting to get worried as she knocked on his door again. "Cloud! Cloud!"

Cloud was lucky enough to choose his room near a window that could be the beginning of his escape routes. He adjusted his Chocobo costume of the head and made his way to the Smash bus that was available for the Smashers to enter.

"This costume is quite heavy," Robin grunted every step he took. "How am I supposed to get to the. . . bus?"

"You look like you're having quite the trouble." Ryu walked up to him dressed up as Batman.

"Lucina abandoned me with her weird disco costumes. . . she couldn't stop listening to Cha Cha Slide." Robin was at the front of the door while the Smashers made their way to the bus. "Please, carry me. . ."

"And why are you exactly a chess piece?" Ryu said.

"Because. . ." Robin opened his mini water bottle and gulped it down. "I am the ultimate player in the game."

Ryu shrugged and carried him by the costume with one hand and walked up to the bus and set him right next Lucina. "There. . ."

"Thank you. May my tactician skills be upon your humble brain."

"Miru, we got to hurry!" Makato dragged Miru by his generic high school boy costume. Makato wore a costume of Yuno Gasai with the purple sailor shirt and red bow with the purple skirt and shoes. Her hair was just like hers except she kept her pink buns on her head.

"Why are we hurrying?" Miru asked.

"You're right, why are we hurrying?" Makato released him and ran solo while Miru fell to the ground right after.

"Ooof!" Miru was left abandoned on the hallway.

Makato made it in the Smash bus and spotted one of her admirers on the bus just by looking straight at him. She walked up to him and stood right next to him. "Is. . . anyone sitting here?" She referred to the empty seat right next to him. He shook his head.

"Nope."

"Can I sit there?" Makato was getting excited.

"Yep."

Makato was pretty much squealing in the inside. "Thank you!" She sat right next to him with a grin. "Ike never lets me sit with anyone, honestly. . . He could be a little. . . possessive."

"I see. Let's hope it never happens."

Miru walked inside the bus and noticed Makato sitting right next to Ryu. "I expected Ike, but Ryu? Hmm, not my business. . ." Miru shrugged and sat in an empty seat.

Ganondorf carried a giant box of apples and placed it next to an empty seat. "Time to make some money. . ."

More Smashers got on the bus as time passed. Mario checked each passing Smasher that went inside. Peach sighed as she walked inside the bus. She failed to show her costume to Cloud because he wasn't answering his door for a long time. Peach gave up and went inside the bus.

"Hmm. . . I feel like we're missing two more people. . ." Mario tapped the pen on his big nose. "Oh well! Let's get going!"

"YAA!"

Mario started the engine and drove away. A crippled horse came out from the front door just right after.

"Shit." Ike cursed. "Now we missed the bus."

"I can't see anything," Marth whined. "It's too hot and sweaty and hard to control the bottom part."

"Shut up. We need to catch up or else. . ." Ike controlled the view and the front legs of the horse costume while Marth controlled the back legs. "RUN!" Ike sprinted and Marth was forced to sprint. Before the Smash bus could turn from the stop sign, Ike trusted his sword on the bus which caused everyone to panic from the inside of the bus. Mario got out from the driver's seat and saw the leftover two Smashers.

"Mama mia! Did you have to throw your sword?!"

"Who cares." Ike pulled out his Ragnell from the bus and went inside with Marth. They separated themselves so they could find a seat.

"Finally I can breathe!" Marth smiled but was immediately disgusted when he touched his hair. "And my hair is freaking greasy!"

Ike kept the horse head on and sat right next to a yellow bird. The yellow bird didn't speak nor faced him and continued to look from the window.

"Who are you?" Ike asked his seating partner. The yellow bird turned to him.

"I'm-" He kept his mouth shut when he remembered Peach was sitting behind him. "None of your business."

"Damn, you sound like that depressed kid I knew." Ike shook his head. "I wonder where Makato is?"

". . ."

Ike couldn't find the potion princess anywhere from his view and gave up. "There was this looking yandere girl that looked like Makato, but she would never sit next to any guy besides me. . . hahaha."

"Now you sound more like a yandere."

"What was that, you piece of chicken?" Ike glared under his horse head.

". . ."

Ike decided not to continue his pointless talk with the chicken and faced forward.

(oOoOoOo)

Halloween Festival

It was the perfect evening for the Halloween Festival to take place in Smashville. Many people wore costumes to celebrate. It was overly crowded and it took Mario almost thirty minutes to find a parking spot. All of the Smashers rejoiced when Mario found an empty parking spot.

"Now letsa have a' fun!" Mario turned off the engine of the car. Everyone immediately started to get off of their seats to go outside to the Halloween Festival.

"Did you really parked on top of someone's vehicle?" Zelda, who was wearing a fortune telling costume, peeked down from the window to noticed that they were about five feet above the ground.

"Nonsense! I found an empty parking spot!" Mario shook his head, still smiling.

"If you say so. . ." Samus also agreed with Zelda from Mario's unusual parking that could possibly get them into trouble.

Marth was looking for his other part of his body, but he was nowhere to be found. Roy walked up to him and poked his shoulder. "What's up?"

"I can't find Ike. . . ugh, I'm getting stressed just thinking about him."

"You tell me. . ." Peach's eyes were bloody red.

"Ohmaigod! Marilyn Monroe is back from the dead!" Roy exclaimed.

Peach made a grunt sound when she almost tripped over her heels. "I can't find Cloud anywhere. . . I don't know what's his costume! AHH!"

Ike woke up from the smells of popcorn and hot dogs. "Oh, we're here. . ." Ike realized he was by himself on the bus. He got up slowly and adjusted his horse head while walking out of the bus.

Marth saw Ike coming from the bus. "Oh, there you are!"

"Did I miss something?" Ike rubbed his eyes under the horse head. He didn't watch his step and face-planted the road. Marth and Roy flinched from Ike's unawareness.

"You do know that Mario parked the bus five feet from the ground, right?" Miru came up to them with a generic school bag over his shoulder and a piece of white toast, slabbed with strawberry jam on it.

"Ughh. . . It's so hard to see with this horse head-" Ike wiggled his arms back up from the ground.

"Where should we go first?"

Ike recognized the feminine sweet voice coming from a distance. The mercenary immediately got up and looked around for Makato.

"What's wrong, Ike?" Marth asked.

"I thought I heard Makato. . . good thing I have this-" Ike pulled out a mini tracking device and pressed the button. It showed an icon of Makato's head smiling with a compass on the corner. The device was basically a JPS to find Makato.

"Are you for real?" Miru glanced over.

"That's kinda creepy. . ." Marth said.

"Come on, guys! We don't have all night! I'm going to be performing during the festival! Chop chop!" Roy clapped his hands.

"Shut up! Can't you see I'm busy?!" Ike snapped. "It seems that she's near. . . but. . . . I don't know what costume she's wearing- -Wait, she's going farther from me!"

"You can't go anywhere unless you become the horse." Roy kept Ike from going any further. Ike glared at Marth and motioned his pointer finger at him.

Marth pointed to himself with a confused look. "Watashi?"

"Who else, dumbass?"

Marth attached his bottom part of the costume to make Ike not to look like a centaur anymore. They were now finally the full horse. Without any warning for Marth, Ike lung forward, forcing Marth to move his feet blindly.

Miru's sweat dropped. . . "What the heck?"

Roy snickered, "Mush, horse! Mush!" Roy smacked the booty of the horse which happened to be Marth's as he yelped.

"Oww!"

Ike and Marth were making slow progress to enter the entrance of the festival and Roy and Miru followed the horse.

(oOoOoOo)

Ganondorf carried his crate of apples while Bowser helped him with the kiddy pool. They both kept on walking until they found a nice spot to attract customers. From Ganondorf's porkchop costume, the mutant pig glanced at a stall that was selling caramel apples. He glared at the vendor because that was the 50th caramel apple stall he saw tonight. Ganondorf brutally kicked the stand out of the way and the vendor screamed in terror.

"M-my stall!" The vendor cried. "My caramel apples!"

"Alley-oop!" Ganondorf set his crate of apples and Bowser set the kiddy pool right next to him. "Perfect spot. . ." Ganondorf wiped the sweat from his forehead and smirked.

"How did you find such a perfect spot?" Bowser was wearing a Window's costume because he wanted to be the best Browser on the internet.

"It took time and effort-"

"I AM RIGHT HERE!" The vendor shouted at them.

Ganondorf turned his head to him. "What do you want, scrub?"

"You freaking pork chop! I'm going to kill you! You'll pay for this!" The vendor snapped.

Bowser decided to take hold of the situation as he walked up to the vendor. The vendor gulped slightly.

"You? Going to kill us?"

"YEA! I have a gun in my right pocket!" The vendor smirked. "I'm not like the others. I know my own style of caramel apples. The lord of caramel apples already taught me Caramel Apple Jutsu. I will get you bastard!" The vendor laughed evilly as he slowly pulled his gun out.

Bowser shook his head and grabbed an apple from the crate.

The vendor lowered his gun, for he felt like he was being taunted at. "Why you-? You dare turn your back on me?! Haha! I think I know why! Your fists are about as strong as a mosquito's!"

Bowser didn't even look back. "Omae wa mo shindeiru. (You're already dead)."

"Nani?" The vendor's face was instantly dislocated, to the point his whole body was popping bones. His head flew off from his neck and an explosion of blood came from the inside out. Bowser turned back to the dead vendor on the ground and grabbed his lifeless body and burned it with his flaring nostrils. Luckily, no one spotted Bowser committing murder.

"I guess he needed to find a new BROWSER! Hahaha!"

"Stop it. Get's some help. . ." Ganondorf said.

(oOoOoOo)

Roy was having fun dragging Ike and Marth all around the Halloween Festival with a leash which triggered Ike because he was the neck on the horse. Miru followed slowly with a bag of gummy eyeballs.

"Alright!" Roy tied the leash unto a poll so they wouldn't escape.

"You know we're not a freaking dog, right?" Ike growled regardless.

"Of course! I just don't want you guys to escape." Roy adjusted his fake lip piercing on the side of his lips and grabbed a blank sign. He was prepared with a black marker and wrote some words to attract customers. Kids were his main goal to get for his mini "business".

"Time to make some money. Blow!" Roy put the stand right next to the horse. Ike tried to look at the stand but the costume was only good enough to see physical objects, not Roy's crappy hand-writing. "Step right up! Get a simulator horse ride for five dollars!"

"HORSE RIDE?!" Ike and Marth overheard Roy screaming horse ride from the top of his lungs.

"I'm going to kill-!" Ike forgot that he was leashed to a pole and his neck was pulled at an instant. Ike started coughing for a need of recovery.

"Wait, are they going to ride on my head?!" Marth cried from the inside.

"Hopefully it isn't the neck," Ike said.

"Someone help me! I'm being executed from this Spop fan!" Marth cried out loud. It was too bad because only Ike could hear him and no one else. Ike stomped on Marth's back horse leg and told him to shut up.

"I wanna go!" A Toon Link, that was dressed up as a mummy, gave him five dollars. Roy snickered and grabbed the Toon Link while placing him on top on Marth's head. However, he changed his seating a little and felt a lot more comfortable on Marth's neck.

"Yaay! Go horsey!" Toon Link used the leash and began jerking Ike's neck.

"This fucking brat!" Ike felt like he was dying over and over again.

"OUIFHSUOENFEMOIHGHHO!" Marth was suffocating and his neck was in deep pain. Roy was taking the money ahead of time from the rich kids in Smashville. A long line was started to form with sticky little children to the point it was almost near Ganondorf's apple picking stand. The porkchop got annoyed and pushed a few children that were a few inches from him. The kids began crying which stopped a few customers from going to Ganondorf's stall.

"A-are you KIMIN from Smash Street Boys?!" A girl dressed up as Lucy Heartfilia smiled brightly at Roy. "I heard rumors about your band getting canceled the concert for the Halloween Festival because of RAZOR X broke his right leg?"

". . .Y-yea! I'm KIMIN! RAZOR X broke his leg?! I mean. . . RAZOR X is absolutely fine! In fact! I'm just about to meet up with my band!"

"Really! Yay! I can't wait! I'm going to text all of my friends! Omg! I can't believe it! Can I get a picture?"

"Anything for a fan! I need to find some people asap! Good thing I got all the props. . ." Roy knew how KIMIN would respond to fans. The girl pulled out her phone and did a selfie with an imposter. Ike was able to watch the whole thing while his neck was still getting jerk from little children.

"Such a fucking liar. . ." Ike murmured. Just then Ike noticed a couple of police officers stopping right next to him as they were talking to their walkie-talkies.

"We can't find that puffball anywhere."

"Keep looking, I'm sure that thing is there."

"Can't believe he caused a traffic jam at the roundabout. Let's check the bounce house." The police officers left where Ike was standing. Ike only shook his head, knowing that Kirby's crimes were the Smashers' crimes as well.

Speaking of Kirby. . .