A/N: Enjoy this Halloween Special! I know it's November 1st, but like who cares? Right? Also, Ren=Joker for Smash, I'm using the name Ren based off the animation from Persona 5.
Chapter 95: Halloween Special 2: Part 1
Less than a week before Halloween
Makato's Room
The thick liquid in the large black pot was a deep dark red at boiling temperature with a stench that was higher than two rotten jugs of milk on a hot summer day. "Wow! These Halloween potions are working well! I can't wait for the party!" Makato smiled from the results she was receiving as she wrote them on her clipboard. She kept her distance fair with her potion book opened on her desk.
Robin was invited to watch her make some potions for Halloween. He leaned back on the wall with a curious, stern look, staring at the empty bottles in many shapes and sizes, and the equipment she uses, and the large big pot, and back to her long lengthed hair with two buns. And her usual short, pink kimono which brought a smirk upon his face when he was able to take a glimpse of her legs in white stockings. But he had to cover his lips so it wouldn't seem like he was a pervert.
"Potions. That's something I want to invest in. But. . . if I make a potion, I'll only receive backlash and hate. But Makato, when she makes potions, it brings happiness and joy. . . strange."
Makato still had her back facing Robin, only adjusting her clipboard. "Robin, why do you want to make a body swap potion-"
"Soul swap, actually." Robin corrected.
"What? A soul swap potion?" Makato turned her head to him with her eyebrows furrowed.
"It'll be a good prank on Halloween!" Robin smiled, sharing half of his reasoning with the potion princess. "You have the knowledge and power to help me create such. Surely you'll tell me the recipe and procedures-"
"NO."
"Huh?" Robin blinked a couple of times, almost shook when she rejected him. At most times, she would agree, but for some reason, she rejected his idea in making a soul swap potion.
"A body swap is fine, but a soul swap? That is dangerous."
"R-really? What can possibly go wrong?"Robin laughed. 'Once she makes up her mind, it's hard to change it. . . The fact that she knows the fundamentals of a soul swap potion is impressive.'
Makato looked at him straight in the eye, clogging up his thoughts. "I think you're better off learning how to make a body swap. When making a body swap potion, minds are switched and the soul stays in the host. However, making a soul swap potion? You're switching souls while keeping the mind." Makato said, pointing to her head.
Robin shrugged. "What's the difference? We're only doing a quick switcharoo."
Makato sighed and looked away from Robin. "First, have you've seen a soul?"
"Uh. . ." Robin trailed.
"Exactly. We don't know that much in the spiritual realm, so it's best to leave it be."
"Aww, you're no fun." Robin sighed. As he made a few steps toward the door, he looked back at the thick potion book that was left on her desk.
(oOoOoOo)
Dining Room
"I'm proud to announce we'll be having a Halloween Party in the Smash Mansion!" Mario announced.
"What, for real? No fun-raisers? No guests? Just us?" Marth smiled from the idea of a party.
"Yay! I can't wait!" Peach said.
"Oh, yea!" Daisy and F. Corrin raised her fist in the air with their linked sausages up in the air.
"So it'll be like a private party?" Ike asked.
"What do you mean private party?" Roy stuffed his face with pancakes.
"Just a regular party where we wear our costumes, decorate this place with spooky stuff and blast music," Mario explained. "Invite your family and friends."
"Tch." Ike didn't like what he heard so he continued to stuff his face with sausage links.
"Just what are you trying to say?" Marth arched an eyebrow.
"Make sure we wear costumes that won't let these privileged men get their way with us ladies." F. Robin said.
"Halloween is a demonic holiday for you non-believers. May I have mercy upon your weak, and ugly souls." Palutena commented.
"No one cares you self-righteous goddess." Dark Pit said.
Richter raised his hand, and everyone quietly groaned. Even his buddy Simon decided to leave the dinner table to get more hard cider in the fridge.
Mario nodded. "Um, yes?"
"Will there be drinks?"
"Sure. . .?"
"Boo yaa! Hahahaha, see what I did there? Boo ya?"
"My man!" Ike reached over to high five Richter as they both made a loud clap noise.
"So you want to make Makato drunk, is that it?" F. Robin glared at him. "When clearly I should be telling her-"
"That is not why!" Ike whispered to her angrily, as she was sitting beside the mercenary.
"Poyo!" Kirby was excited to eat only candy.
Ness frowned. "I want to go trick-or-treating."
"Me too." Lucas joined in with Ness.
"Staying inside is boring~," Toon Link said.
Sure, do your treat-or-treat." Ike smirked. "We'll lock the doors once you kids are out."
"No. . . noo!" The kids cried in unison.
"Well a party for ourselves sounds pretty fun!" Link said.
"I agree, mate!" Shulk said.
"If there's booze with ma bois, them I'm good!" King K Rool said.
"EYYYY!" The bois, including Ridley off in the side of the table, cheered.
Mario continued. "We'll need to do some grocery shopping and make some nice treats, other than that, Makato and Robin will give this Smash Mansion a spooky vibe! At least that's what I've heard."
"Oooooh. . ."
"So they're still not here, huh?" Chrom said, looking around the dining table. "Ever since Robin's been involved with the Smash community, he's been different. . ."
"I'm sorry. . . I'm late." Makato came rushing down the stairs. With the seats in the dining table filled, Makato found an empty chair next to Ren.
"Oh, it's okay. We plan on having a Halloween Party just us Smashers." Mario said.
A few minutes later, Robin arrived walking down the stairs and everyone gave a suspicious look.
"Wow, don't I feel a strange sense of sexism. . ." Robin muttered as he made his way next to Makato. "By the way, Chrom, I'm not like other guys, so what?"
"W-wait you heard me?"
"Hmmph." F. Robin smirked. "After the bad things you've caused for the past few months, I'm glad that bad things are happening to you."
"Well, thanks. Hopefully, you'll be dead during the Halloween Party." Robin smiled which caused the whole dining table to drop dead in silence.
"Robin on dat dark shit, you know what I'm saying. . .?" Ike elbowed Marth.
Marth removed his elbow from Ike's touch. "Don't act as you've never been on the same dark shit."
(oOoOoOo)
As everyone worked together to make this party a success, two days were left before Halloween. The house was ready with the realistic skeletons, gooms, witches, demons, bats, vampires scattered all over the mansion with its dark theme. Food looking rotten and disgusting in disguise was ready for the day after tomorrow for a full day of having fun. Drinks were cooled in the best fridges and most of the Smashers had their costumes prepared.
However, Robin wanted to make this Halloween end with a bang!
October 29th
3:00 A.M.
Basement
Ridley snored in his separate chambers, while Robin used the time and energy to generate a soul swap potion with his new assistants.
In their eyes, they were more like kidnapped subjects to take part in his cruelty once more.
They both watched Robin from their cells, almost terrified to know what he was planning. From the strange ingredients, he gathered up, too many theory books that were stacked up on a table.
"Ren. . . I'm scared. . ." Corrin cried.
He smiled and adjusted his glasses. "It's going to be okay. Hopefully, he doesn't pick me."
Corrin choked on his tears. "Are you saying he'll take me first?!"
"Making a soul swap potion? Dangerous? The chances that the soul won't return to the body is 80%? Puh-lease. . ." Robin smirked widely, opening Makato's potion book on one of the forbidden chapters she wrote down.
"As long as I have Makato's- -what kind of language is this?" The tactician thought it would be easy when she wrote the chapters in English, but the rest was written in gibberish in his eyes. Robin clicked his tongue and shook his head.
"I'll do my best to translate. . ."
With a few hours of translating, Robin gathered the appropriate ingredients he needed and began making his potion. His test subjects, too scared to fall asleep watched strange colors rapidly flying in the air from the process of his potion. Once the flashing lights were over, the tactician walked over to the cells and unlocked it.
"Corrin~! Ready to have the best costume?" Robin grinned cutely as he pulled his arm.
"I- -um. . ." Corrin was taken from his words as he was dragged from his cell. Before Ren could step his foot from the cells, magic locked it automatically.
To prepare his creation of a soul swap potion, Corrin was told to laid down flat on the specially-made bed and strapped tightly with duct tape. His body was stiff from the tape and the only part of his body that he could move was his head.
The dragon boy sweatdropped. "Is this safe?"
Robin placed a black mask and some turquoise rubber gloves before smiling under his mask. "Of course. . . everything I make is 1000% safe! Trust me."
"Ok. . . I trust you."
"You're such a good, young, tender boy."
"W-what?"
Robin cleared his throat roughly. "Nevermind. . . now let's get started."
A black cat sneaked in the cell to visit Ren, hoping for his safety. "Hey! Shouldn't you be in bed right now?"
"I can't leave, Morgana," Ren said holding the steel bars.
Morgana turned his head toward Robin and Corrin. "What are they doing?"
"I don't know. . . I'm just glad I wasn't picked."
With a few minutes of extra prep, the soul swap potion was ready. Robin showed a green-colored liquid in the syringe he was holding. "I'm gonna inject this soul swap potion into your bloodstream. In five seconds, you'll be in a different person's body!"
"What?! No! I love my body! Please don't do this!" Corrin shook so hard the bed started to move. Robin furrowed his eyebrows and snapped his fingers, making more duct tape wrapping his body nice and firm.
"Hehehe. . ." Robin's eyes went thin with excitement. He was able to make his dream potion without the help of anyone else. He headed for Corrin and grabbed his bare arm, rubbing his pale skin with his thumb. "This will only hurt a bit."
"Noooo! Pleaseee! UGH-"
The needle stuck in fast, creating a blood bubble over his arm. Robin didn't hesitate to push in the green liquid. Every ounce of it.
The pain started sparking from Corrin's arm once the soul swap potion was injected into his bloodstream. It went from nausea to dizziness. "Urghhh. . . Ughhh. . .Noo. . .!" And from dizziness, he felt ten thousand needles stabbing both of his eyes every second and soon his whole body was in flames.
"AHGGHGSHUHUSGHUOSOSH!"
"What's going on?!" Morgana felt the tense pressure of hot wind and magic.
Ren sweatdropped from the sight and could only worry about Corrin's safety. "Maybe it should've been me."
"Who cares! We need to save him from that lunatic!"
Robin took a couple of steps back to see his work of art to the fullest. His expectations exceeded what he wanted. The side effects were correct and the dark green aura surrounding his body was the final checkmark to his successful potion. "Yes! Yes! I did it!" Robin ripped his black mask off his face, tossing it to the side. He raised his hands up in the air, releasing a maniac laugh. "Now, soul! Choose your body of your own will!"
(oOoOoOo)
A glass bottle crashed from the shelf with broken pieces everywhere. "My bad," Ike said, trying to pick the coolest looking bottle from Makato's shelves.
"It's okay. . . Let's try to be more careful." Makato smiled at Ike, embracing every teardrop that equaled Ike destroying his tenth potion bottle. As Ike began to pick up the shards of glass, Makato watched in distressed, noticing the strange tension in the air. "Why are we making potions at 3 am?"
"Who wouldn't make potions at 3 am?"
"Of course. . ." Makato continued smiling. "I can't seem to find my potion book by the way. Did you take it?"
"Why do you think I'm here if I would have taken it?"
Makato stayed silent and was then reminded of Robin's obsession to make a soul swap potion. And that was when everything hit.
"Something is not right."
Ike finished cleaning up the glass shards as he got back on his feet. "Is it my potion making or my low resistance?"
"Both, but that's beside the point. Do you know where Robin is?"
Ike shrugged and sat back on her bed. "Not really, but I did see him carrying a bunch of weird shit. . ."
"Oh no."
(oOoOoOo)
"'Pulling out a soul by force: the body will rage becoming unable to act without a soul, thus becoming a man-eating zombie.' Strange, now that I translate the wording the second time it sounded more right. I thought it said: Pulling out a soul will bring you riches from lands that you can never imagine. My boy, Robin. Just think about the profit."
Robin closed the book tight and set it down. He wasn't expecting to have any errors, but Corrin was now a red-eye thirsty blood monster with sharp fangs screeching for the craving of a human soul.
"RROOOOOAAR! SOULSOULGIMME!"
"Ah shit. . . this was a complete fail, wasn't it? Just what did I do wrong?" Robin opened back the potion book and flipped through the bookmarked chapter.
"Robin! You stole my book didn't you?!" Makato appeared from the basement door and hustled over to Robin. Ike followed behind and ignore Ren that was in a cell.
"Idk." Robin looked away.
"Idk, my ass." Ike swiped the book from his hands that were left with strange stains on the cover as he handed the book back to her.
Makato looked at the liquid and looked back at Robin. "You tried to make a soul swap potion when I already told you it was dangerous!" Makato used a pair of gloves she found nearby and grabbed the book. "Thank you."
Robin scratched his hair. "My bad. . ."
"You sounding like everything you've now done was a freaking accident," Ike said.
Makato looked towards Corrin's raging and blood-thirsty body. "We need to look for Corrin's soul or else things will get worse than it already is!"
"Wait, aren't souls invisible?"
"No?" Makato answered. "AH! Over there!" The potion princess was able to spot a bright squiggly ball with Corrin's hair and red eyes flying away into an open-air vent.
"That's his dingy-looking soul?" Ike covered his mouth, trying not to laugh.
"This is not good!" Makato panicked. "Corrin is afraid to return to his body, so he's looking for another body that would suit him."
"Creating a soul swap?" Robin's eyes lit up. "So I actually did it! YIPPEE!"
His answers received two glares, which Robin kept his mouth tightly zipped. "Hahaha, kidding."
Makato frowned. "And soon that soul will look for a body that would suit them. And this is why a soul swap can be dangerous! Putting everyone back is extremely difficult! Different souls in different bodies. . ."
"So what's the plan?" Ike said.
"At this moment, this will be in the case of a domino effect. A battlefield for bodies. Right now we need to protect ourselves from the incoming souls."
Ike headed for the basement door and clicked the locked to keep "souls" from coming in. He then ran for any opened windows and shut them tight. He was about to head to Robin and Makato but stopped when he saw Ren in a cage.
"What are you doing in there?" Ike said.
"Oh nothing, just about to be a test subject," Ren replied.
"Aren't you gonna release Ren?" Morgana said, with no patience.
"Yea yea. . ." Ike unlocked the cage and opened the bars, making Ren a free man.
Robin cast a spell to keep spirits from entering the basement. "Alright, we good to go."
(oOoOoOo)
With the leftover ingredients from Robin's experiment, Makato was able to make two potions that would give them the ability to find souls and return them to their bodies.
"A Soul Buster Potion. . ." Ike said. "Like GhostBusters but in real life."
"Yes." Makato smiled.
"So who'll be wearing the other one?" Robin asked, reaching for the potion.
Ike slapped his hand and took one of the bottles from Makato. "In the world of survival, I should be the one to-"
Makato interruptedly took the bottle away from Ike's hand and gave it to Robin. "I'm sorry Ike, one of them is for Robin and the other one is for me."
"Wait, what?" Ike shooked from the whole thing. "I thought we do everything together-"
"I think you'll be fine, Ike. You have a strong soul, so I doubt you'll get possessed. And as of right now, Robin and I are able to return everyone to their original state. Plus, this whole thing is Robin's fault."
"Can't argue with that," Robin said.
"We'll wait till dawn before we can get everyone back to normal." Makato set the potion down and sat against the wall. She heard a loud growl before finding a different spot to rest.
"If you say so. . ." Ike sighed.
"I see. . . so the souls are like vampires. We'll wait till the sun rises and we'll be able to return the souls to the original host." Robin nodded to himself. "Alright then, let's get some sleep."
(oOoOoOo)
October 30th
8:00 A.M.
The day before Halloween had arrived, and the party wouldn't be able to have its huge success if people aren't in their right bodies. At least that was Makato was assuming.
Makato and Robin drank their potions and were immediately equipped with a pair of green goggles, and a small backpack vacuum to collect the souls.
"Did everyone have a good sleep?" Makato said, leading the party to the basement door.
Ike, Robin, and Ren shrugged all walking in a straight line. "More or less." They replied. Corrin was screaming throughout the whole night so sleep was rather impossible. Nobody questioned how Makato was able to sleep through it like a rock.
Morgana stood on Ren's shoulder and looked behind to see the body of Corrin still going beserk and Ridley watching them.
"I hope everything goes fine. . ." Morgana said.
"Hopefully," Ren said.
Robin sighed, not wanting to take part in this operation. "Guys, let's just leave it be. It'll be funny to watch them wake up in different bodies."
"NO." Everyone that wasn't Robin responded back.
Once they made it to the door of the basement, they were filled with the sounds of loud, heavy groaning through the other side of the door.
"Sounds like everyone is on their period," Ike said. "I bet its a bloody mess, you know what I'm sayin?"
"No, I don't," Ren said.
"Says P.I.M.P 2.0."
"I anticipated some screaming and confusion, but groaning? Strange indeed." Robin said.
"It is strange." Makato lifted up her goggles away from her eyes and held onto the doorknob.
Ike felt rather uncomfortable with her opening the door first as he went up and stood right beside her. The groaning became louder as if it was coming toward them.
"I should open the door." Ike offered.
"Ok." Makato stepped behind and gave Ike space.
The moment he touched the handle, the wooden door burst into pieces, revealing a red-eyed elf with sharp claws and drool from his sharp teeth.
"RRAAHAHHHHHH!"
"HOLY-!" Blood rushing adrenaline kicked into his body as the bluenette reacted with a hard kicked his to Link's chin, and to his surprise, Link's head went flying off from his body.
"Ahhhh!" Makato screamed from the gross sight. Ren and Robin went ahead of Makato as a sign to protect her, stretching their hands as a barrier.
"Ike, remind me not to piss you off," Robin smirked from the mercenary's work.
"I. . . I didn't mean it, I swear. . . He just appeared and I did what I had to do. . ." Ike sweatdropped. Even himself was shocked that Link's head popped off from his body like a bottle cap. The door began to shatter apart, revealing the main hall of the mansion; a zombie-infested party. Smashers all red-eyed with sharp teeth and fangs, thirsty for a soul.
Robin furrowed his eyebrows. "So it was a complete fail."
"You did a great job, Robin," Ike said, followed by a sarcastic clap.
"Now all of the souls are afraid to return to their bodies. At this rate, they'll be going to the afterlife." Makato frowned. "We need to hurry and head outside!"
"RRRAAAAAHHHHHHGHHHHH!" Zombies sensed the living flesh as they quickly gathered near the basement door. The party freaked out, noticing how fast the zombies were.
"This way!" Ike motioned everyone, as he ran ahead out of the basement, and into the main hall. The three of them followed behind quickly, as they were being chased by man-eating zombies.
(oOoOoOo)
Random Storage Room
10:30 A.M.
"So what happens if a zombie bites you?" Robin asked.
"The soul will be left from your body. You'll be dead." Makato explained, hugging her legs together. "But if we catch the souls, the corpses should stop moving and we'll be able to revive them normally."
"Aww."
"At this rate, we'll be zombie food," Ike said sitting on a chair. "How about I go ahead and distract the zombies and you guys find the souls?"
"We should just let this be," Robin suggested.
"Shut up, you psycho."
"A-are you sure, Ike?" Makato frowned, looking up at him.
"Don't worry, I'm not alone on this journey." Ike nodded and patted Ren's back, assuming he was joining too.
He responded with a fast shake to the head. "Oh no. Not me- -"
Ike shot a glare at the blacked hair boy. "Yes. Ren. You and I. You're rather useless in this situation, so the least you could do is to sacrifice yourself."
"I agree," Morgana said. "I'll join as well!"
"There are probably some people who aren't a zombie yet, so the least we can do is find them."
"I doubt that." Robin shook his head. "Remember the domino effect of Corrin's soul? In split seconds we are the only ones who survived that attack, assuming it was only us."
"Hmm. . . true. . ." Ike said. "Well, let's get going. Ren and I will distract the zombies, you guys get out of here and find the souls."
"Right." Robin and Makato said.
"And try not to turn into a zombie," Robin added.
"Don't worry, they won't catch me," Ike smirked. "I have a strong soul after all."
"Good luck to both of you." Makato got up and put on her goggles as Robin did the same. Once the four of them headed back out to the warzone, there was no turning back.
Ike held tightly to his Ragnell and grabbed the doorknob. There wasn't any groaning near them, so this was a good checkpoint for them and they're last.
"Also, Ike, try not to kill them if you can. The moment you get their heads off their body, the moment their souls will go to the afterlife at a much quicker pace." Makato added.
Ike nodded. "Got it."
"Something tells me he doesn't get it." Morgana murmured.
"Alright gang, let's go get them before Halloween!" Ike thought it would be appropriate to kick the door open and charge in like the zombie slayer he was. Ren followed him behind quickly, leaving Robin and Makato in the room.
"COME AND GET ME YOU SLIMY BASTARDS!" Ike created a lot of noises that got most of the zombies' attention as the ran after the two. Once the noises were clear from the storage room, both of the magic users ran for the nearest exit.
(oOoOoOo)
Outside of Smash Mansion
"So which soul are we gonna collect first?" Robin held the vacuum into his hands and witness the many whiteheads and tails flying in the sky thanks to the goggles.
"Someone who is good with this stuff, so I was thinking Lui-"
"Simon and Richter! That's a great idea! They can slay vampires, so what difference does it make that they can collect souls and fight off zombies?"
Makato slowly agreed, nodding her head. "O-oh, of course, he can help Ike and Ren."
"Let's get going now, we don't want to waste any more time." Robin ran ahead of Makato as she slowly followed him.
Smashville was getting ready for the Halloween Festival as they do every year and some already dressed in their costumes, so it didn't look weird for Makato and Robin to be dressing up as "Ghost Busters".
The place was jacked up with fake skeletons, carved pumpkins on sidewalks, fake bats on walls, and so on.
"I believe we would find Richter's soul around here." Robin came to a stop and so did Makato. They've arrived at a place that sold electronics. The electronic store.
". . ." Makato looked around and to her surprise, she saw a life-sized soul looking at the weapons as if he was a customer. And it was definitely Richter.
"I'll like to take these Blue Airpods and this Apple Watch. How much will it cost?"
"GH-GH-GHOOOOOSTT!" The shop keeper screamed when he saw a pair of blue airpods and a watch, floating in midair right before his frightened eyes.
Ghost Richter looked at his hands but was only able to see the physical things of the world. "Holy fuck! I'm dead?!"
"It's alright sir because we are here to get that ghost!" Robin grinned. The shop keeper glanced at the two before looking straight at the floating electronics.
Makato pointed her vacuum to Richter's soul. The moment she did, the soul slowly drew in near her vacuum and then sucked in whole. The air pods and watch fell immediately to the ground, making it their first successful soul catch.
"I-is it gone?" The shopkeeper asked.
"Yep!" Makato smiled. "Now all we have to do is to press the green button, and the soul will return back to its own button."
"I see. . ." Robin said, understanding more of the potion.
Makato then pressed the green button and the soul shot out from the vacuum, but in a sonic boom straight to the host.
(oOoOoOo)
Smash Mansion
"It's hard to keep them alive you know?" Ike said only using physical attacks to buy some time. Even so, there was never a dull moment to have a satisfying punch to Zombie Marth's face multiple times.
"GRRHHHHOOHAHH." Zombie Marth screamed.
"This is payback for everything Marth, but don't take this the wrong way. Makato and Robin are gonna save y'all." Ike smirked and swung his leg to the side of his temple, which luckily only knocked him back down rather than his head flying off his body.
"C-CLLLOUUD. . ." Zombie Peach groaned straight to Ren's face.
"I'm not him." Ren did his best to defend himself along with Morgana clawing away.
"Yea, no one gives a fuck." Ike swung an arm to the little kids all in a straight row.
"AHHHH!" Ness, Lucas, Toon Link, and Ice Climbers crashed against the wall and stacked on top of each other.
Most of the weaker zombies were knocked out for a few minutes, leaving the bad gang left. Ganondorf had control of his zombie self, and so did Bowser. Some of them knew how to control their souls that were on the verge of leaving their bodies, like Miru, who watched on the sidelines being tested of this potion once but in the right correct manner.
"Well, well, Ike, was this all of your dumb idea to make everyone blood-sucking zombies?" Ganondorf glared with a fist tightly formed in his hands.
"Robin's actually," Ike said, pointing his sword at him.
"Ike, we can't kill them, that's what Makato said," Ren said.
"She didn't say I can't kill ugly pigs." Ike pointed his finger to the side of his head. "The more you know."
"I'll make you my bitch once I take a good bite of you." Bowser declared.
"That's gay and I'm no homo."
"Are you sure about that?" Ganondorf snapped his fingers, and at that moment, Ren and Ike were caught from the other zombies that were behind him and intertwine their dead arms with their living ones.
"What the?!" They both panicked, struggling to get out of their grasp. Zombie Roy and Pit held Ike's arms tightly, and Zombie Falco and Rosalina had Ren's arms.
"Oh shit!" Morgana attempted to scratch Zombie Falco's face, but it wasn't effective since they don't feel pain.
The zombies were now working together at this moment, as they gave the upmost room for Ganondorf and Bowser.
"Morgana do something!" Ren called out to his cat.
Before he could do anything, Female Corrin stomped on the cat with her bare feet. "AHHHRGHGHGH."
"MEO!"
"Morganaaa!"
Ike looked away in disgust, not wanting to take part in his life.
"Alright, let's kill them and make them join us," Ganondorf ordered. He snapped his fingers again and this time, Female Robin and Marmalade appeared before their them with red eyes. F. Robin stood right in front of Ike as Marmalade stood directly in front of Ren.
"Ah, Fake Futaba, don't do this," Ren begged.
"All I want to do is to be part of the Smash Community, but here I am almost dead from a terrorist at the tournament, homeless at one point, now a zombie? I can't take it anymore! Join me and feel my pain! RAAAGHHH!"
"Urghh!" Ren watched Zombie Fake Futaba shoving her fangs right for his shoulder as he screamed in pain. His soul fleed from his body within seconds leaving Ren a dead man.
It was now Ike's turn. The mercenary gulped quietly, as F. Robin went close to him and touched his face. "I've always wanted to be beside you. And now you will. With me, with us, forever. Why can't you understand my feelings for you?!"
Ike furrowed his eyebrows and brought himself half-grinning. His only option was to either start the bloodbath or talk his way out of the situation. "You sure do talk a lot for a zombie. But Robs, come on, you will be beside me once you and everyone else turn back human."
". . . And I'll be alive with that non-feminist potion princess! No! I won't allow myself to be in that world where she doesn't see women the way I do!"
"Fuck. I tried, Makato."
"I've gotcha!" A long chain went right between F. Robin, as Ike with wide and open eyes, witness the insides of F. Robin's guts. The zombies released Ike and panicked, from Richter's brutality.
"Hey man! What are you doing? Getting beat up by zombies?" Richter had Daisy's arm in his left, and Kirby's head between his armpits.
For the first time, Ganondorf and Bowser felt afraid for their lives.
Ike grabbed his sword that was left on the ground. "We can't kill these guys because their souls aren't in their bodies. And how are you alive?"
"That stuff doesn't matter. What matters is your girl is gonna look down at you for acting like a pussy just for these. . .monsters! You a man aren't you? Let's do what we gotta do and their souls will go back to their bodies regardless of the many 'accidents' we've caused. There is nobody else who can witness this very moment. And once she sees your heroic art skills, she'll be DTF."
The words of wisdom were drawn to him in his soul. Accidents do happen after all.
A sudden burst of anger rose from his arms to his sword. "You know what? You're right. Fuck him, fuck her, fuck y'all, and you!"
"Now that's the Ike I know!" Richter laughed, slapping his back multiple times. "We are like the best when it comes to teaming up! You ready?"
Ike swung his sword a couple of times for a quick warm-up. "Boi I'm always ready."
