Aphmau And The Daycare Kids
Ryan, Aphmau, Zane, Tina and Goldy were having some sort of stand off with one another,
"I don't know who these kids are or where they came from, but they're interfering with our business with Ein." Zane said,
"Wha…you're interfering with our camping trip and you better back off or I'll make cheese out of you!" Tina warned as pulls out a lightsaber as it lights red,
"Oh! She's packing heat!" Zane took notice and pulls out a canister of one of his potions from his pocket,
"Stand back! I got deadly potions and I know how to use em'!" Zane warned,
"Pfft! Ha! Pah-lease. We already knew about potions so BRING IT ON!" Tina exclaimed in fighting mode,
"Get em' Tina!" Goldy cheered, but then Aphmau and Ryan intervened,
"Hey woah woah woah!" Aphmau said,
"There's no need to fight, so just calm down you two." Ryan said,
"I am calm! He started it…" Tina shrieks, Ryan and steps and snaps her out of it,
"Tina! Tina! Relax! Just drop your weapon. We don't need fight them, besides they're probably people from down there." Ryan reassured,
"Okay Ryan. I guess you're right." Tina said as she turns off her lightsaber and puts it back,
"I'm sorry for my rash behaviour." Tina bows her head,
"Yeah I'm sorry too." Zane said,
"I should apologize too for bumping into you kid." Aphmau said,
"Don't worry about it." Ryan said,
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" a shriek was so loud it can be heard everywhere, but the shriek sounded familiar to Aphmau and Zane,
"Yep. That sounded like Ein." Aphmau said,
"Ein?" Ryan asked,
"That's the guy we're chasing, you probably saw him heading to the woods up there." Zane explained,
"He was stealing my gold." Aphmau said,
"He was stealing your gold?" Tina asked,
"Yes." Aphmau answered,
"Hey we just came from the woods." Goldy said,
"You were? Why are you kids in the woods anyway?" Zane asked,
"We're camping, we decided to go on a camping trip." Tina answered,
"So…we're you with a grownup like a parent, camp director or…?" Zane asked,
"Nope." Tina answered,
"Nah-ah." Goldy answered,
"No grownups. Just us daycare kids." Ryan answered,
"Daycare kids?" Aphmau and Zane were surprised to hear they were daycare kids,
"But how do you walk all the way out here to go camping without any adults around?" Aphmau asked,
"We didn't walk all the way. We used a portal to get here." Ryan answered,
"A portal? Interesting." Zane asked as his interest peaks,
"Helloooo!" Unicorn Mann slowly floats down to make a landing,
"I believe these belong to you?" Unicorn Mann asked as he dropped blocks of gold and Ein all tied up,
"Yes! Thank you!" Aphmau shrieks with glee and got her gold back,
"Ein! You are in so much trouble mister! Why I'm gonna discipline you by making you my potion subject!" Zane scolded angrily,
"I'm sorry! I was a fool! I can't help myself!" Ein cries,
"Oh. I guess we should've introduced ourselves. I'm Aphmau. That's Zane and that there is Ein." Aphmau said,
"Hellooooo." Ein cries still in tears of shame,
"Well I'm Ryan. That's Tina, this is Goldy and Unicorn Mann." Ryan said,
"Sup?" Goldy said,
"How did you even fly by the way?" Zane asked,
"Unicorn Mann is a super hero." Tina answered,
"What!?" Aphmau shrieks,
"Correct. What Tina said is the truth." Unicorn Mann said,
"How did you even know these were my gold and how did you catch Ein?" Aphmau asked,
"Well, it goes like this…" Unicorn Mann explained,
(Flashback)
The daycare kids were still working on setting up camp until suddenly they noticed a maniacal blue guy carrying gold laughing away running in the woods which is Ein,
"What in the?" Tony asked,
"Who the heck is that?" Cookie asked,
"Is he…dangerous?" Kat asked,
"If he is, we better hide." Danny said,
"Nah, that won't be necessary. Unicorn Mann is on the job." Unicorn Mann said,
"Yeah get em'." Tony said, Unicorn Mann then floats midair following Ein, then Ein stops and hide a big tree, he peeks out as he noticed Aphmau and Zane were nowhere in sight,
"Hahaha! I finally lost Aphmau and Zane and these sweet precious gold is all mine." Ein said to himself until…
"Ahem."
"Eh? Alright who's there? Show yourself." Ein demanded as he looks around, then he looks up and found Unicorn Mann midair,
"Hello."
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ein let out a shriek in a hilarious fashion.
(End of Flashback)
"And there you have it." Unicorn Mann said,
"Oh that explains it." Aphmau said,
"Hey guys! We finished setting up camp!" Tony called,
"Is that one of the daycare kids?" Aphmau asked,
"Yeah, that's my brother Tony." Tina answered, then she called out,
"We're coming Tony!"
"So, about those houses down there." Goldy was about to ask,
"Those houses? Oh that's our houses." Zane answered,
"You live down there?" Ryan asked,
"Yep." Ein answered,
"Would you like to have a tour down there?" Aphmau asked,
"Can we? Can we? Can we?" Goldy asked,
"Pleeeeease?" Tina asked batting her green emeralds (eyes),
"…Okay." Ryan answered,
"Yay!" Tina and Goldy cheered, then Goldy hugs Tina,
"Ew. Get away from me Goldy." Tina pushed Goldy away,
"Wonderful. I'll get the kids to join us." Unicorn Mann said as he floats up and heading to the daycare,
"Hey! Come on down! These 2 nice people are offering us a tour to their property!" Unicorn Mann called,
"Is it safe?" Kat asked,
"I'll ask Unicorn Mann." Lizzy offered as she calls out to Unicorn Mann,
"Is it safe!?"
"Yes! It's safe!" he called back,
"Well, it's good enough for me." Tony said,
"Me too." Cookie said, so the rest of the daycare kids came down and follows Aphmau and Zane carrying Ein,
"I'm Aphmau, that's Zane and the one tied up is Ein." Aphmau said,
"So you're the guy we saw earlier." Cookie said,
"So you noticed?" Ein said,
"Why are you running for?" Danny asked,
"I was running from these two." Ein answered,
"Why?" Kat asked,
"Because he stole my gold." Aphmau answered in an annoying tone,
"I'm a victim of circumstance." Ein protested,
"Oh cut your excuses! We saw you." Zane scolded,
"Oh yeah…can't escape that." Ein said,
"Well you already know Tony." Tina said,
"I'm Cookie."
"Danny."
"K-Kat."
"Lizzy."
"Dave's the name."
"Angel." she was playing her Game Boy which is "Donkey Kong",
"'yawn' Sal."
"And that's Derp."
"Yoz."
"Wait, that baby can talk?" Ein asked,
"Yeah, he talks funny." Ryan said,
"And that's our puppy/daycare mascot Pup." Tina said,
"Arf."
"And why is her name Cookie?" Aphmau asked,
"Her real name is Collins." Ryan answered,
"Ugh. Call me Cookie. Only Tina calls me Collins." Cookie scolded really annoying,
"Okay sorry. Jeez." Ryan said slightly annoyed by her tone,
"She's called Cookie for a reason, she eats so much cookies, the amount of sugar were converted into energy." Tina explained,
"Wha…" Zane was perplexed,
"How?" Aphmau asked surprised,
"I was born that way. Hard to explain." Cookie answered,
"And why are a few of them wearing a onesie?" Ein asked,
"Because that's what we are. I'm a tiger, Dave's a dinosaur and Sal's a sloth." Tina explained,
"Sloths are the best!" Goldy cheered,
"Well you guys have to meet Mac, she wears a onesie too." Aphmau said, then as they reached to the bottom of the hill where the houses are until, a black guy wearing light blue shows up,
"Hey Aphmau!"
"Hi Pierce." Aphmau said, that was Pierce, he too usually causes trouble, only when he's with Ein, he also adores his own sheep,
"So what's going earlier? I saw you and Zane chasing after Ein." Pierce asked,
"Ein was stealing Aphmau's gold. Again!" Zane answered,
"Ow! Heyheyheyhey! Watch it! The ropes are chafing me badly. It hurts." Ein complained,
"Ein! And who are these kids?" Pierce asked,
"Hello." Ryan greeted,
"Oh Pierce, that's the Daycare kids. Ryan, Tina, Goldy, Cookie, Tony, Unicorn Mann, Lizzy, Kat, Derp, Danny, Angel, Dave and Sal." Aphmau said,
"Daycare kids? Watch this I can test them." Pierce said,
"Okay. What's 4+3?" Pierce asked,
"7." Unicorn Mann answered,
"Okay….you." Pierce then points towards Tina,
"What's the capital of Nevada?"
"Carson City." Tina answered,
"Dang it. Well….you." Pierce caught his attention towards Lizzy,
"Why do bees make honey?"
"Bees gather into wild flowers sucking up nectar while at the same time picking up pollen to pollinate various plants and they return to their hives to turn nectar into honey to feed their larvae during winter. Bees are nature's pollinators, without them there will be no plants, no life." Lizzy answered, then Pierce turned to Aphmau,
"Wow, this one's too good." he whispered,
"And don't bother asking Goldy, she's a dum-dum." Tina said,
"Hey!" Goldy exclaimed,
"Oh well I got nothing else, you kids are probably smart enough." Pierce said,
"Except Goldy." Ryan and Tina said,
"Oh quit picking on me." Goldy threw an apple at them, but she missed,
"Well it's true." Tina said,
"Na-uh."
"Ya-ha."
"Whatever." Goldy said,
"Pfffft." Tina taunted blowing raspberries,
"Hey Aphmau." that was Noi,
"Oh hey Noi."
"Whassap Noi?" Pierce asked,
"Oh I see we have company."
"Yes, they came all the way from the daycare." Zane said,
"Daycare kids? Would you kids like a cookie?" Noi asked as took out a cookie, hearing the word "cookie" piercing into her ears, Cookie is gone Cookie Monster mode,
"Cookie!" she swipe the cookie and munching on it, Noi was surprised,
"Whoa. I didn't expect her to take cookie that fast."
"That's how she gets around cookies. Which her name is Cookie." Tina explained,
"Her real name is Collins, but we always call her Cookie." Ryan whispered,
"What are you whispering to him about Ryan?" Cookie asked,
"Nothing." Ryan answered,
"Ah, so you're Ryan and Cookie. And you are…" Noi said,
"I'm Tina, there we have Goldy, Unicorn Mann, Lizzy, Derp, Angel, Danny, Sal, Pup, Kat, Dave and my brother Tony." Tina said making introductions,
"Well please to meet you kids. I'm Noi."
"Hey guys. I noticed we have guests here." said the girl wearing a giraffe onesie munching on a carrot, Tina gasps as she noticed she's wearing a onesie too,
"Are you wearing a onesie? I'm wearing a onesie too." Tina exclaimed,
"Ah! Your onesie is so cute. My name's Mac."
"I'm Tina."
"We almost look like similar." Mac exclaimed,
"I guess we do." Tina exclaimed and they gleefully shrieked,
"So that's the girl who wears a onesie here." Unicorn Mann said,
"Yeah. That's Mac." Aphmau answered,
"She's a vegetarian and…every time she gave me veggies, especially broccoli, I always gag." Aphmau whispered,
"Hey guys, I can't help noticing we have more players around her so I made cakes for everyone." said a cute pink girl with cat features,
"Yay. I love cake." Unicorn Mann said,
"Oh perfect timing and yes we have company here, these kids are from the daycare." Aphmau said,
"Hello." Ryan greeted,
"This is Kawaii-Chan. K.C. for short." Aphmau said
"Ah! You're so cute I just wanna squeeze you." Kawaii-chan squeezes Ryan, that alarms Tina,
"Get your mittens off my CUTIE!" Tina shrieks angrily charging at Kawaii-chan with her lightsaber,
"Hey hey hey watch it!" Kawaii-chan exclaimed as she backs away from Ryan,
"Yeah sorry about that. This is Tina and…she always hates other girls getting at me." Ryan explained,
"That's right. Nobody clings onto Ryan except me!" Tina scoffed,
"Oh. Then you must be his girlfriend." Kawaii-chan smiled,
"WHAT!?" Ryan exclaimed,
"Yes. He's my cutie and mine alone. You got that lady? Nyah." Tina said sticking her tongue out,
"Okay okay, if you say so. But look at you all, your too adorable." Kawaii-chan said, then she found Kat who also have cat features like her,
"Aaaw. You have cat ears like me." Kawaii-chan squealed,
"Y…yeah." Kat said meekly,
"What's your name?" Kawaii-chan asked,
"Kat. With a K."
"Ah. I love that name." then she squeezed Kat,
"Everybody's cute, except Goldy. She smells." Tina said,
"Hey! That's not true!" Goldy exclaimed,
"They are Goldy, Unicorn Mann, Pup, Tony, Lizzy, Cookie, Derp, Dave, Danny, Angel and Sal." Ryan said,
"Which one is that funny looking drooling baby?" Kawaii-chan asked,
"That's Derp." Ryan answered,
"Is he eating dirt?" she asked,
"Yeah he's eating dirt." Ryan answered,
"I lovez dirtz." Derp said,
"Eeew!" Kawaii-Cham exclaimed,
"Yeah. Eeew!" Mac exclaimed as well,
"Yeah, we don't question that. We got used to it." Tina said,
"He just loves dirt." Unicorn Mann said, then another girl wearing glasses walks along with her nose in the book, suddenly she trips…
"GAH!" she exclaimed and slams her face against her book hitting the ground,
"Ow! My nose."
"Kim! Are you alright?" Aphmau called,
"Yeah, I tripped over something. Ein did you put a rock over here!?" Kim called,
"Brilliant idea, but it wasn't me this time! Look again!" Ein called, she looks down and it was Sal that she tripped over while he's…sleeping,
"It's a kid. I'm so sorry, I didn't realized it was you I tripped over and…huh?" Kim exclaimed trying to apologize until she noticed Sal was still sleeping,
"Uh…is this kid is…sleeping?" Kim asked,
"Is that kid okay?" Pierce asked,
"Should he get him some help?" Kawaii-chan asked,
"Nah. Sal's okay." Tina assures,
"He sleeps a lot." Unicorn Mann said,
"He even sleeps when standing up." Ryan said,
"What!?" Zane exclaimed,
"No way!" Aphmau exclaimed in a hilarious fashion,
"Yeah. Just watch and you'll see." Ryan said,
"Sal's a sloth. He's had a sloth onesie." Goldy said, even though he's still sleeping, Sal was able to stand up,
"Wha!" Kim was surprised and even Aphmau and her friends were shocked,
"See. Told you he can sleep standing up." Ryan said,
"'YAWN' What did I miss guys?" Sal asked half awake,
"Wait…1…2…3…there are 3 kids in their onesies like Mac." Kim was astonished,
"I'm a dinosaur." Dave said,
"Do youz eat dirtz Miss?" Derp asked,
"That baby can talk? And why is he holding dirt?" Kim asked,
"That's Derp and he eats dirt." Unicorn Mann answered,
"He eats dirt?" Kim asked in disgust,
"Yeah, we don't question it, that's how Derp is. He just loves dirt." Ryan answered,
"Oh." Kim finally gets it,
"Well anyways, daycare kids, welcome to our world." Aphmau said,
"I love all your houses, they're so colourful." Tina exclaimed in awe,
"Oh well thank you." Zane said,
"Hey kid." Ein said, getting Goldy's attention,
"Your name is…Goldy right?"
"Yeah I'm Goldy."
"I couldn't help noticed your eyes are gold colour right?" Ein asked,
"Yeah?" Goldy answered,
"So…is that why your name Goldy?"
"Well yeah I guess."
"Her father is literally made of gold." Tina answered,
"What? Really? Is that true?" Ein asked,
"Yeah my dad is really made of gold." Goldy answered,
"Wow. Your family must be rich." Ein said as he was drooling,
"Here have some gold on the house." Goldy said as she hands out gold to Ein,
"OOOOOOOOH! GOOOOOLD! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" Ein shrieks in excitement,
"Goldy sometimes gave gold away." Ryan said,
"GOLDY!" Aphmau and Zane grabs Goldy and ran to another tree,
"Listen Goldy and listen good." Zane said,
"Okay?"
"You have to be careful with Ein, you saw how he gets with gold, especially when he steals mine." Aphmau said
"Oh so you're saying has a gold obsession?" Goldy asked,
"Yes."Zane and Aphmau said,
"Okay. Noted. I'll be careful." Goldy said,
"Good." Zane said,
"Well since these kids are new here, why don't we just give them a tour?" Kawaii-chan asked,
"That's exactly what we're gonna do." Aphmau said, then Zane went over to Ein,
"Alright Ein, I'll let you go, if you behave yourself." Zane said,
"Oh sure, I always behave myself." Ein retorted,
"I highly doubt it, but I'm letting you go anyways." Zane said as he unties the rope of Ein,
"Oh that feels better. I'll behave myself Zane." Ein said,
"Good, because if you misbehave…I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!" Zane exclaimed giving a warning,
"Okay okay. I swear not to misbehave in anyway." Ein said felling intimidated,
Okay good." Zane smiled,
"Well over there, that's my house which is purple." Aphmau said as she shows the daycare kids her house,
"Nice looking house." Ryan said,
"Why thank you." Aphmau said,
"What are those outside?" Dave asked, referring to those crops in Aphmau's yard,
"Those are my potato stash." she answered,
"And over there, that black house is Zane's house." Aphmau pointed out,
"Well since you kids are new here, but come on in as I will show my abode." Zane said,
"As you can see here are my experimental potions and…" Zane continue's on until Unicorn Mann cuts in,
"Wait a minute…are you a scientist?" Unicorn Mann asked,
"Why indeed I am." Zane answered,
"'GASP' I'm a scientist too. I have my own lab in the daycare.",
"Well I guess we can work together since you're here." Zane said,
"Consider it splendiferous Zane." Unicorn Mann answered,
"So over there is K.C.'s house in pink." Aphmau said,
"Oh no I left the oven on! Hold on please." Kawaii-chan panicked as she heads back to the kitchen,
"I thought I smell something burning." Ryan said,
"I was making a cake earlier!" Kawaii-Chan called out,
"Yeah, she bakes up a storm." Aphmau said,
"And there is my house." Ein said showing his dark blue house,
"As you can see here I decorated my entire house made of GOLD!" Ein said,
"Yeah I can see why he's gold obsessed." Cookie said,
"Cuckoo-cuckoo." Tina taunted,
"Hey who said that?" Ein asked,
"It was Goldy." Tina pointed at Goldy,
"What? Hey!" Goldy exclaimed,
"Another blue house is Pierce's house." Aphmau said,
"The true blue here." Pierce said,
"Hey! I'm the true blue around here!" Ein called out,
"Whatever Ein!" Pierce called, he continues on,
"Anyway, I like my house tall and out here is where I keep all my sheep.",
"They're so cute." Lizzy said,
"I know right." Pierce said,
"Here we have Kim's house." Aphmau said,
"My house is entirely a library." Kim said showing off like hundreds of books in the house, Lizzy was awestruck,
"I could just move in here." Lizzy started drooling,
"Ugh, my brain hurts. NEXT!" Goldy said,
"That yellow house is…" Aphmau said until Mac cuts in,
"My house. I have a whole garden all over my property. I grow carrots, lettuce, onions, cucumbers, spinach, celery, peas, squash, turnip, parsley, parsnip, bell peppers, rutabagas, asparagus and broccoli." Mac said as she shows off her whole garden,
"Anyone care for a salad?" Mac offered,
"'Yawn' I'll have some." Sal raised his arm,
"And last, but not least we have Noi's house in orange." Aphmau said,
"Hope you kids love to meet my animals." Noi said as he shows the Daycare kids his animals, chickens, sheep, horses and cows, Danny was looking around,
"Um…are there any ducks in that pond?"
"Oh you looking for ducks? I'll show you." Noi shows Danny to a duck pond just the other side of Noi's property,
"There they are."
"Ah…" Danny gasped in glee,
"And that's it." Aphmau said,
"Well why don't you kids camp down and join us?" Zane offered,
"But we just set up our tent up there and it takes us minutes to go up and down." Kat said,
"Well, how about we built ya something to come down here and back to your camp site faster?" Zane asked,
"How about an automatic zip liner?" Unicorn Mann suggested,
"Yes! That's perfect." Zane exclaimed,
"I'll go over to the hill, now let me set to fly mode and…there." Unicorn Mann said as he flew to the hill to build the end of the zip liner pole while Zane builds the other end and 10 minutes have passed, Zane and Unicorn Mann connected the zip liner cables to their posts and finally finished,
"Alright. It's done." Unicorn Mann said,
"Hey guys! Guys! I found some berries." Goldy called, then she gave some to Ryan and Tina,
"Goldy? Did you taste test these berries first?" Ryan asked,
"No why? I just ate some." Goldy asked, Tina took a taste test at a berry,
"Bleh. Those are acidic, not edible berries for us." Tina answered,
"They're not edible?" Goldy asked,
"Nope." Tina and Ryan answered, Goldy realized her stupidity got the best of her,
"Uh oh." and she collapsed as her hearts were draining away as her stomach churns painfully,
"Oh I don't feel so good guys." Goldy groaned,
"Those are holly berries, those are poisonous berries that causes nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain and diarrhea." Lizzy said as she reads here survival guide book on fruits and berries, then Goldy expires from abdominal pain,
"There goes Goldy." Ryan said,
"What happened? Someone just died?" Zane asked,
"Goldy ate holly berries." Lizzy answered,
"Those berries from a holly plant?" Zane asked in shock,
"Yes." Tina answered,
"Oh man, we gotta put up a sign not to touch those berries." Zane said as he hastily makes a sign, then Goldy returns after respawning,
"Whew, I'm never eating those berries again." she said,
"Goldy? Can you show us where you found those berries?" Lizzy asked,
"Yeah, it's this way." Goldy answered as she hops along to the other side,
"There, I found those berries on this field." Goldy showed them the red crankleberry field,
"Perfect." Zane said and then posted the sign "CAUTION: Holly Plant Field Do NOT eat red crankleberries!"
"There. Now no one will touch those berries again, let some other animals eat those." Zane said,
"Okay. So no what are we gonna do now?" Tina asked,
"Well. We could play a game since we're here." Ryan suggested,
"What game?" Unicorn Mann asked,
"Truth or Dare." Ryan answered.
End of Chapter
