Author's note(added 27th of april, 2024)

I tried my best to do the other hazbin characters justice, i like to think i did Angel dust especially well, tho of course this might be biases and i know it's possible i completely missed the mark.

chapter 3:

what goes up must come down

Having recovered from her fall, dropping the bombshell of her new reality and taking in her new appearance, the 3 women were once again near the sofa as ashley was casually sipping on her tea.

"well i'll be honest, you're taking this in strife, better then most new arrivals" Alastor spoke up, as he had decided to join the conversation with this new mystery woman who fell from above. His grin never fading, eliciting a annoyed grumble from Vaggie, who still was very on the fence about the infamous overlord who had only recently joined the hotel after a 7 year absence.

"Well yes indeed" charlie added. "But that does leave the question, why did you come fall from the sky and not just manifest like all new arrivals?"

A chuckle was heard from the bar as the other patrons and staff had joined the commotion, which included a certain pink and white spider demon, who was sitting on a barstool.

"Holy shit, is this chick for real? She fell from the sky? wow talking about making an entrance, am i right whiskers?" the demon known as angel dust teasingly spoke to the cat like demon bartender, Husk, who just grumbled at the spider's antics "yea yea whatever uhg" as Angel gave him a playful elbow nudge.

Ashley just sat her mug down, put her hands together, took a deep inhale and spoke up with a big smile " that's because i think i got kicked out of heaven"

This caught everyone's attention, eyebrows were raised, drinking glasses were dropped, even Alastor made an eye twitch in surprise, tho never dropping his smile.

Ashley knew she had everyone's attention, as she got up, cleared her throat, made a wide gesture and said, in a very campfire tale-esque "alright, picture this..."

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heaven, earlier that same day:

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"ah welcome, new arrival" a blonde haired, winged man smiled as he leaped of his pedestal and glided towards the new soul who was slowly getting up, scratching the back of her head "uhg...where...where am i?"

the blonde man smiled" oh my name is st. pieter, i am here to officially welcome you to your new after life, welcome to heaven"

Ashley's eyes widened "HOLDUP I FUCKING DIED?!"

the angel winced "ooh, yea you might want to watch your language up here, but don't worry, i'm sure it's a habit that can be unlearned, easy as pie" as he flew back to his pedestal and opened this large, golden ledger "alright, astarion, ashton, ashfort, ash, ashlin, AH, there you are, ASHLEY BROOKS, welp, you're cleared to go" he smiled as the giant, golden gates in front of Ashley opened up, inside, she saw giant, beautifully decorated buildings, cozy looking coffee shops, beautiful winged creatures of all kind, all having a halo hover over their head...so this was it hu...heaven...

Ashley rubbed the back of her head, taking it all in "hu...guess i must have done SOMETHING right in my life...fuck yea"

st. pieter winced at the casual swearing but let it slide as suddenly, a large shadow loomed over the new soul, and as she looked up, her eyes went wide with wonder.

Descending from the sky above was a beautiful being, a woman with mocha skin, sporting hair as white as snow, her already elegant, immensely tall figure framed by 6 beautiful, feathered wings and a ornate glowing halo floating above her head.

"be not afraid, new soul, my name is Sera, the high seraphim, i'm here to personally welcome your arrival as new soul to the heavenly realm, your compassion and kindness in life shall not go unreward-"

The giant angel woman was cut off as the new arrival gave her a smirk, flashed her the fingerguns and said "damn babygurl, are you my pinkytoe? cuz you're hella cute and i can see myself banging you on my kitchentable later"

st. pieter just stood there, eyes wide in disbelieve...

The high seraphim, Sera looked down at the much shorter woman with a look of abject horror and discomfort on her face.

Ashley decided to double down "damn is everyone in heaven here as fucking hot as you babymama?"

There was a tense silence for a few minutes...and then a loud "NOPE!" from Sera as she gave a swift kick, pushing ashley off the cloud she was standing on and plummeting downwards with a comical, goofy-esque scream...

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back to current times:

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"aaaaaaand that's how i ended up here in hell..."

Ashley stated very matter-of-factly.

Everyone just stood there, mouth agape in disbelieve.

Angel dust was the first one to speak up "alright so let me get this straight, you got kicked out of heaven for being too horny?"

Ashley just shrugged as she responded "eh, pretty much?"

Angel blinked a few times "...within 5 minutes of arriving?"

Ashley responded " i didn't even make it past the gate" as she shrugged casually.

To which the spider demon burst out laughing "OOHOOHOO FUCKING HELL, THIS IS TOO GOOD, ooh i like her!"

Alastor just gave a disapproving radio buzz as he retreated into the shadows.

Vaggie was pretty much pulling her own hair out in pure frustration "EXCUSE ME, YOU SAID "WHAT" TO THE HIGH SERAPHIM?!"

"HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPOSED TO KNOW SHE'D RESPOND THAT WAY?!"ashley shouted back at the grey skinned woman.

Meanwhile, angel dust had fallen off of his barstool in his laughing fit and was now practically rolling on the carpet, still laughing hysterically "can we fucking keep her?!" he blurted out in-between wheezes.

even husk, who was normally apathetic and distant, had now resorted to be head down onto the bar, face in his elbow while slamming the bar with his fist, as he tried to compose himself, tho once he came back up, it was clear he was cry-laughing as he had tear streaks running down his cheeks "damn i gotta admit, you see a all-powerful angel who is apparently quite a big deal and THAT is the first fucking thing you say to her? the absolute balls on this woman, i swear"

Vaggie was about ready to hurl her spear at the 2 other demons "DON'T ENCOURAGE HER!" as charlie just looked at ashley with a awkward, wide eyed smile as she thought to herself "ooooh boy, i've really got my work cut out for me with this one..."