Artemis is sent to boarding-school, His friend convinces him to 'socialize'. This goes well, until it goes terribly wrong. Not wanting to worry anyone one around him, Artemis begins to use drugs to keep himself stable, this goes as expected; It's a car crash. Humor and angst ahead. Myles and Becket are still a riot, Butler is worried and Angeline is stressed.

Flames don't just start on their own. First there has to be a spark. (There is not enough Holly/Trouble in the world, so as my wife and I read the series together I will be posting small one-shot ideas I get along the way here.)

(slash) Set between books 1 and 2, tells the story of Artemis' attempt to adjust to boarding school life while conducting one of his nefarious schemes. Rating is for potential sexual content of future chapters.

After the events of the Last Guardian, Artemis' soul was put into his clone's body. It'd worked, as most of his plans did, but not without some painful side effects. Written for Febuwhump 2024 Day 7: Suffering in Silence

Rosalina was a maid of Fowl manor, but not by choice. Her home had been destroyed by Artemis Fowl's ancestors two hundred years ago. When she meets Commander Root, she can't help but like him. He soon helps open her eyes to a world outside of the mansion she has known for most of her life. When Opal Koboi plants a bomb on Root, she has to make a decision, obey or save her Root?

No one has ever beat Artemis Fowl II in an IQ test. No one ever will. These are simple facts. There are other simple facts as well. Like the fact that Bronwen is supposed to be dead. Technically she is. Another simple fact is that she broke into Artemis Fowl's house, decapitated a troll & saved Butler's life. Why? Starts through chapter 8 of Artemis Fowl and will run past book 8.

28 year old Artemis comes back from Mars hungry for success over his discoveries, but his plans are thwarted when Fowl Senior strips him of the family fortune. Torn between choosing his work or friendships, Artemis must find the balance to life before he loses the one shot he's hoped for. A/H. A/M, H/T, A/OC (brief)

Its been almost a decade since the incident with Artemis Fowl, and Holly's life has changed so much since then. But when Artemis shows up at Holly's flat, offering to help her on a more...personal matter, will Holly be able to refuse? Holly's POV.

When out on a mission, Holly gets taken by the one person she thought she would never see again. He doesn't remember anything, nor does he want to cooperate. But he was suppose to be gone forever...

Commander Trouble Kelp is drowning in paperwork before the new year. Unfortunately, Commodore Holly Short has other plans for him.

Left heartbroken after a break-up with Artemis Fowl II and determined to prove her worth, Minerva Paradiso hears of a criminal fairy organization hidden beneath the Catacombs of Paris. Several elaborate plans, sneaky artifacts, and tattoos later, Minerva finds herself entrenched in a dangerous and spooky journey to become apart of the fairy world she so desperately desires.

After the end of a lack-lustre date, Holly runs into Lili Frond, possibly the last person she wants to see while drunk. Lili, meanwhile, has something to get off her chest. She doesn't care whether Holly wants to hear it or not. L/H, with Artemis and Butler running the peanut gallery. Rated T for references to sex.

Be bad, do evil and have fun!/In a world in which Artemis, together with Opal Koboi, Jon Spiro, Ark Sool, Briar Cudgeon and all the other villains are part of the Evil Association of Evil Villains. Its President is no other than Eoin Colfer, evilest villain of them all. Or so they think.

While Artemis's mind is still crippled with Atlantis Complex, an old enemy rises again. But this time she intends to entangle a master of deceit in a new deception that will turn the world against him. A/H

Artemis wants to tell Trouble Kelp the truth he really does. Five times Artemis Fowl almost finds the courage and one time he finally does.

Artemis Fowl and Holly Short's complicated relationship has grown inevitably more complicated, two years after the events of the final book. Don't ask for too many plot details, because there isn't really a detailed plot in mind. Y'all know how it goes. Hartemis fic, don't like, don't read.

What if there was another human like Artemis Fowl, cunning and charismatic, but with magic and physical prowess? That's a question this story seeks to answer. Please enjoy this tale of Artemis Fowl as he encounters The Witch Detective.

The Artificial Intelligence known as NANNI is on a mission. A very important mission. What is it, why is she doing it, and will she succeed? Let's find out! This is a pure romantic Artemis/Holly story. Stay away if that's not your jam! Also, contains spoilers for Fowl Twins 3.

Artemis Fowl has returned after the events of The Last Guardian, however, soon after the world's memories have faded regarding the exploits of the genius teen. LEP Agents Holly Short and Foaly must work with Fowl using a machine of their creation to rediscover the boy's murky past. Mostly a friendship fic, elements of romance between main pairing.

Post TAC. Following Artemis' recovery from Atlantis complex, Holly is abducted and held to ransom by a mysterious and utterly ruthless foe. While Artemis and the LEP work to save her, it quickly becomes clear that they have drastically underestimated their opponent. A/H. Rated "T" for violence/darker themes. More info inside. Complete.

Sequel to HFTO. Haven has never been so close to war. As Artemis & Holly attempt to avert an interspecies conflict several years in the making, they must contend with threats from all corners of the globe, closing in fast. There's nowhere left to hide for anybody - and the battle for Earth can only have one victor. The winner will decide the course of Earth's history... forever.

15 year old Artemis Fowl II has spent his whole life in a tower, not that he particularly minds. He's perfectly happy exactly where he is, thank you. But when a strange woman who claims to be a Captain in the King's Army climbs into his bedroom, he's forced to reconsider everything he's ever known...Oh well, at least he'll finally get to see those lanterns. NOT HOLLEMIS! TANGLED AU

Exactly what it says. Involves lots of hate. And glue. And trouble. Huh, pretty boy seems to be pretty good at keeping his feelings to himself. The question is... for how long?

A lot can change in 6 months. After an attack cripples the LEP it becomes clear that a deadly force is in play; A conspiracy reaching to the very top of the LEP and beyond, but nobody knows their true intentions. Not only will Artemis & Holly have to fight for Haven, theyll have to fight their own personal demons, demons that threaten to tear them apart. Permanently. Sequel to AQM.

Tout le monde sait que Grub kelp est un petit frère bien énervant et ennuyeux, pauvre Trouble! Mais qui s'est jamais demandé d'où venait la célèbre phrase: "c'est maman qui l'a dit"? Qui aurait pu imaginer les circonstances tragiques ayant bouleversé la vie des frères Kelp?