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Before we begin, I hope all of you readers are up to pace as you may know that all of my fanfics are being moved and rewritten.

Because of that I'm somewhat thankful of the whole ordeal with my Google account problem as it gave me the chance to fix any issues or grammar error the chapter may have and it also gives me the opportunity to answer some of your questions. This questions will be answered either in the beginning or the end of each chapter.

This version of Naruto is born in the Vivziepop universe. So no reincarnation nor isekai, meaning no Chakra related powers.

Angel Dust will not be gender bend. But his body will be modeled after Sakura Igawa from the 2007 Taimanin Asagi animation.

Warning: This story is not for the fainthearted. The following content will contain graphic violence, sexual themes, strong language among other things. Viewers discretion is advised.

Disclaimer:

I don't own either naruto nor Hazbin hotel.

Naruto J. Uzumaki, 87 years old, is a veteran of the first and second world Wars and currently a semi active FBI detective; where he gives his input and helping the best he can with his current age.

In his younger years he stop crime organizations, gangs, drug cartels, human traffickers, exposing corruption, sex rings etc. Because of this he was known as "The right hand of God". The man that was known for bringing crime to its knees, almost making it nonexistent for over 4 decades, yet there would always be stragglers that would try to create their own empire and was known throughout the globe as Naruto would track them to their base of operations.

And like all professions each came with their own dangers. Naruto had countless and ever growing enemies that he has made throughout his life, both as a cop and as FBI agent. Now at his old age crime syndicates are hunting him down to end him once and for all, and because of that his fellow comrades convinced him to be put under witness protection.

Thankfully he already had a place where to lay low, however it seems that Naruto wasn't coming out alive from this confrontation because either someone ratted him out or the crime syndicate managed to find him somehow, as his safe house was surrounded by multiple vehicles and every men that step was armed to the teeth with weaponry.

Yet despite his old age and old wounds taking their toll on him and the clear disadvantage he was in, Naruto wouldn't go down without a fight.

The multiple criminals that stood out of the house and were crying out for Naruto's blood began to quite down when they saw the wall on the second floor open. None could have expected that the old man that they wanted to murder pull out a customized boulton paul defiant turret.

Without waisting time Naruto began to mow them down. Cries of pain and shock could be heard as some duck for behind a vehicle, others because they saw their fellow comrades turned into minced meat. Yet those who instantly died were the lucky ones, because the ones who managed to survive cried out in pain as they are either missing a limb(s) or a chunk of flesh and we're dying a slow and painful death.

As their shock subsided those who were still alive began to retaliate, but despite Naruto mowing down their numbers the crime syndicate came prepared; as they brought with them a small army.

A criminal in particular got on his truck and stomp on the gas pedal as he attempted to ram his truck against the house, however he alongside everyone else soon discovered that the house had a mine field. As the truck exploded, it was sent flying, it unfortunately landed on more mines that sent it out as shrapnel killing dozens of criminals and made a few vehicles it explode as well.

However this also cleared a path towards Naruto's house, yet the only thing that kept them at bay was the turret, Naruto knew that, they crime syndicate knew that and it was only a matter of time before stopped pulling the trigger unless Naruto wanted to risk melting the barrels of the turret. And just like they predicted Naruto let go of the trigger, the barrels glowed a dark orange, this was also the opportunity they were looking for as one criminals came out of his hiding spot with a bazooka. Seeing him, Naruto immediately pressed on the trigger and killed him, as one of the also managed to hit the missile; causing it to explode killing it's wielder and those around him.

But as Naruto was focused in killing this person, he didn't notice the second bazooka that was fired at him. Naruto could only stare at it in slow motion, as the rocket missile headed towards him; moving as fast as he could Naruto left the cockpit as the missile struck it.

Naruto was sent flying against the wall and clench his teeth as he fell on top of sharp piece of wood that impelled the left side of his stomach, not only that, but he also noticed that he had several high caliber bullet wounds that most likely came from his own turret and seeing the amount of blood that he was bleeding; as the bullets must have struck major blood vessels meaning that he didn't have long. Despite his ears ringing Naruto heard and felt another explosive hit his house, most likely because they found out that the whole house was reinforced. He then heard the footsteps, fighting through the pain Naruto stood up however he couldn't help but smirk when he heard his booby traps as his killers screamed in pain. Not waisting time Naruto geared up.

As the criminals stood outside the room where Naruto is, one was about to kick the door down, however before he could even raise his leg he was shot from behind the door with a double barrel sawed off shotgun and through the hole Naruto threw a flash grenade. As it went off Naruto came out of the room, on his left had he held his combat army knife and on his right hand held a pistol.

With the nearest grunt, Naruto slitted his throat and the one beside him he shot at the head as well as the others. Changing the clip, Naruto saw how more grunts began to climb the stairs and seeing how there were AKs layd on the ground he grabbed one and began shooting, killing them, however Naruto didn't expect be shot from bellow as he fell to the floor as half of his foot was missing. Grabbing a grenade he threw it once more through the hole, as it exploded Naruto supported himself against the wall and tried to to stand once more however before he could stand up he got shot on the shoulder and Naruto retaliated by killing the fucker who shot him.

Once more he tried to stand up, however he soon found out that he didn't have the strength to do so as the blood loss was getting to him. As he sat on the ground Naruto leaned on the wall and began to shoot every and throw every last grenade he had on him. When his killers heard his guns click they began to climb the stairs once more and as they stood in front of Naruto, and with a trembling hand he lifted his pistol and pulled the trigger only to make a clicking sound. His attackers surround him and began to gang up on him, as they punch and kick him.

The only thing that Naruto could do was cover his head, yet that did little to stop the pain as he felt how some of his bones broke. Thinking that he had enough, his killers dragged him out of his house by his arms. The surrounding area was set ablaze as it illuminated the night sky, as he was thrown at the feet, with what little strength that Naruto had he got on his as he stared at the person who orchestrated everything, Samuel Reyes a Colombian drug and human trafficker, also known as the red Duke or the cannibal king. However for what Naruto could see, it seems that time hasn't been kind to Samuel. (A/N: Just imagine an older Danny Trejo)

"... Do you know how much time and money it took me to finally get you, just so I could watch you groveled at my feet."

"... Like (huff) I (huff) care." Naruto said between breaths before he spit at Samuel's face. One of Samuel's subordinates was about to strike down Naruto, but he lifted his hand stopping the man. Pulling a napkin from his breast pocket he cleaned the spit from his face.

"It took me a lot. Fortunately I had both." He said before he struck Naruto in the face with his cane, seeing how he easily fell he ordered his men to pick him up and hold him in place as continued to beat Naruto with cane until his ribs broke, not having enough Samuel pulled out a knife and began to cut him.

"I PLANNED ALL OF THIS JUST TO SEE YOU SUFFER. TO REMOVE FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH AS THE STAIN YOU ARE. AND. TO. AVENGE. MY. BOY!!!!!!!!" Samuel raged as he then threw himself at Naruto as bit between the neck and shoulder.

Naruto scream his lungs out as Samuel ripped out a chunk of his flesh and saw how chew on it before swallowing it.

"Your (still) mad that (huff) I killed your (huff) poor excuse (huff) of a son?" Naruto said, before he began to laugh at Samuel's face.

Samuel rage flared, however he calmed himself before he laughed as well. "I must give you credit Mr Naruto, you almost had me. But to answer your question. Yes all of this if my son, believe it or not I cared for him. However you took my son away, so I'm going to take your life."

Naruto began to laugh once more, but it abruptly stop. "Valentino had it coming. Your son was nothing more than a poor excuse of a human soul, no...he was never human to begin with, just a monster pretending to be one. I did you and the world a favor by killing him."

"Even so he was still my son, my family and I still cared for him."

"Then what about my family!! What about my wife and daughter! You're demon spawn of a son took away my family!! He raped, drugged and abused them!...the things he did to them... and not only them but to men, women and children he held captive, he committed unspeakable and so wicked acts that I can't describe... But know this Samuel, I relished the time I torture Valentino the same way that you and him would torture your victims.

Upon hearing this, Samuel could barely hold back his rage.

"... Any last words before I break you."

"Yeah."

"Then do tell Naruto."

"This." Naruto opened his left hand, Samuel and his henchmen could only stare at the little contraption that clatter against the ground and their eyes widened when they realize that it was remote control detonator.

As they let go of him everyone began to panic and got on their vehicles, however many of them were out of commission so they either ran or would carjack their comrades. Naruto on the other just laid on the ground and with what little strength he had he turned on his back, blocking the chaos around him he pulled out a locket and opened it, staring one last time at his wife and daughter.

"I'm finally going to see you Martha, Emily." He whispered before he and everything in 20 miles radius was engulfed in an explosion, taking everyone with him.

When Naruto opened his eyes he did not expect to see the golden gates of heaven as he was never been a man of God, ever more so when his family was taken away from him and because of everything he's done throughout his. His hands, stained by the blood of the innocent and the wicked.

But here he was about to cross heavens gates with the hope to see his family again, only to be stop.

Suddenly he was surrounded by angels, yet not the ones that he knew, as this angels were wearing grey/black uniformes, had masks with horns, a crossed eye and a permanent grin, all women for what he can tell. He was in danger, as years of combat made him develop a sixth sense and it was blaring at him. Then through the crowd of angels came what he assumed was their leader.

"Naruto James Uzumaki. I gotta say, I was expecting you to be more taller considering your record." He said as he pulled out a clipboard, reading through it and throwing it away. "Good thing is, despite your sins, your deeds have grant you passage to heaven."

Naruto new that this was all a sham, as he could tell that whoever this angel is hated him for some reason.

"And you are?"

"Oh yeah! Sorry about that. My name is Adam, the first human." He said smirking at Naruto.

To say the least, Naruto was shocked to meet the progenitor of all humans, yet he still remained on guard and a question remained. What does he want with him?

"May I ask what does the progenitor of humanity need of me?" Adam's grin further stretch at his question and before Naruto knew it, Adam held him in a side hug. The two of them crossing the gates of heaven.

"Well you see Nate, my boss, the high Seraphim wants you to join my group. The exterminaters so that one day you would guide heavens army." As he spoke, his voice held disdain and his grip on him tightened.

"But the thing Nate is that I don't like you, nor do I like the fact that you've been a thorn at my side!!!" He yelled as he then proceeded to stab Naruto multiple times in the gut.

With little time to react, Naruto grab one of Adam's fingers and broke it.

"Oh fuck! You son of a whore!" Adam screamed as he let go of Naruto who was immediately impaled by spears and pushed at the edge of heaven.

"He~a-heaven will find out of this." He gasped. "M-my family will ask for me."

Hearing this Adam grinned at him in such a way that it filled Naruto with dread.

"Oh Luuute~ Would you please come here~" Adam sang. Naruto then saw a mask less angel walk towards them. Her body was covered in golden blood, in her left hand held a sword that was dripping with blood and in the other she held the severed head of his wife and daughter.

Tears fell as he screamed in despair as the angel's laughed in euphoria at his despair.

"You wanna know the best part of this Nate? Is that no one is going to question us. Nor does God care, he hasn't cared for the lot of you in millenia. So if God doesn't care, what makes you think that heaven will?"

Adam ask him, but seeing that Naruto was unresponsive, he snapped his fingers signaling his angels to pull their weapons. As Naruto stood in place, Adam pointed his finger and shot a concentrated beem of holy energy at his heart. The blow was more than enough to push him of the edge.

Adam and the rest of the exterminaters just watch in glee as Naruto fell, not even seconds later they also threw the heads and bodies of his wife and daughter after him.

They all left, thinking that they were free of guilt.. Of SIN... Oh how wrong they were as the only thing that they did was creat a monster as Adam unknowingly struck God's symbols of power, the Rosary and Bible. Something that Naruto always carried with him even to his death.

2004 was coming to an end and it was the one time we're the whole world would unite in the celebration of a new year. The same cannot be said for hell, for the coming of a new year was known for the denizens of hell, to sinners to be exact, as Extermination Day; where Angel's also known as exorcists would annually come to hell and murder sinners or any demon who was unlucky enough to be caught in the open.

And just like usual, when the bells rang once again the exorcists would return to heaven. However their were does who stay despite the bell ringing just to further indulge in their blood lust.

It was common knowledge that everyone knows, something that Angel Dust personally knew all to well, after all he just got impaled in the fucking leg by a spear and now was fleeing for his life. All because of Valentino's greed, because the overlord knew of the dangers and little did he care if one of his slaves died, all he cared was they made him money.

To make matters worse, the exorcists was toying with him as it hunted him down. And now he was struggling to get away; in the past he would have easily escaped even if the exorcists got him good in the leg but now because of the extra weight he has to carry i.e his breasts, trying to get away was almost impossible.

"Maybe this is for the best." Angel Dust thought, because now that he thinks about it, his life wasn't worth living.

When he was a human his life was a mess and a poor excuse of a joke, born and raised in one of the many family mafias, his father saw him nothing more than a fucking disappointment more so when he found out that he was gay and the only two saving grace that spared him from being killed by the other mobsters was that his dad was the Don and that his sister had sway over the family business, but it wasn't enough because at the end he ended up committing suicide; by drug overdose.

At the end, everything he went through didn't matter as he was now stuck with his family for all eternity, that was if he or his blood relatives didn't get murdered by exorcists, and ended up worse decisions than when he was human as his soul was now property of Valentino, who then turned him into nothing more than a sex toy until died by the hands of an exorcist or Valentino became tired of him.

So when the exorcists saw Angel Dust stop running away, her eyes narrowed, that she cautiously landed behind him.

"Hey toots." Angel turned out to face the exorcists the moment she landed. "I'm ready."

The exorcists was baffled at this, more so when she saw Angel Dust expression, his eyes that held only acceptance of his fate and a sad smile. She immediately understood that he wanted death and it anger her because the sinner in front of her took out all of the fun in hunting him.

So she decided the next best thing that she could settle on. Torture. And so without further ado she conjure shackles of light that hang Angel Dust from his wrists.

With no time to spare she teard Angel's clothes, once bare naked, the exorcists began to cut him and stab him, removing patches of skin, fur and muscle. Angel's limbs were the first thing to suffer as the exorcists pulled his nails one at a time, then she skinned them to the elbow or knee, ripping at times large chunks of his flesh because of the poor skinning method, as his bones were visible. But the exorcists didn't wanted Angel to die so quickly. So she conjured a slab of angelic steel and superheated it with holy light.

The innocent laughter of children could be heard mixed with the screams of Angel Dust as his limbs were being cauterized. Does who heard it fled the area.

Once the exorcists managed to cauterize all of the bleeding areas she smiled at her work but immediately frowned when she saw that Angel Dust fainted. Displeased at this she laid Angel Dust on the ground and conjured holy nails, the same type of nails that Jesus was crucified with, and proceeded to hammer them in every major joint until he would wake up.

She first started with his ankles, seeing no reaction she then nailed his knees, again no reaction. When she hammered the first nail on the left side of his hip Angel's face twitch and began to cry, but the when the second nail was hammered, that's when Angel woke up once again screaming.

But she didn't stop as she then continued to nail Angel Dust middle left arm, first came the wrist. And at this point Angel was on autopilot as he began to thrashing like a wild animal in an attempt to get the exorcists off of him as he pulled out his lower set of arms to defend himself. A vain attempt as it did not took long for the exorcists to solve her problem, with all six arms nailed to the ground, she focused on the 'shoulder'. Not caring if there was a shoulder or not, the exorcists began to nail once again at the area where there should be a shoulder. In the process she only ended up causing heavy internal damage to the intestines, kidneys, liver stomach, lungs and breaking several ribs that in turn caused some of the after-mentioned injuries, as some of the bone fragments and the rib itself pierced his organs.

Angel Dust vision was starting to blacken as the pain was just to much for him to bare, the last thing he saw was the exorcists on top of him with the hammer high in the air and one final nail pointing at his heart, at this Angel Dust let the darkness take him away knowing that his torment was about to end.

However fate had other plans.

Before the exorcists could deliver the final blow something landed behind her, startled she dropped her weapons and conjured a new one. Slowly she aprouch the crashed site, as she got closer she began to feel the hair on her neck stand on end. The notion of her feeling fear of all things perplexed her, squinting her eyes in frustration, she tried to see through the dust cloud that was obscuring her vision. But as the dust began to settle she felt a pull/push; the sign of her overstaying in hell. Knowing this she tried to go towards Angel Dust to finish the job, yet each step she took the pull became stronger. In a last ditch effort she threw her weapon at Angel, however it froze in mid air and before she knew it she was expelled from hell.

The moment he made contact with the ground he immediately regained conscious, and seconds later the influx of memories came.

Slowly he stood up, trying to not break down as he desperately held whatever remnants of his sanity he had left as he remembered what happened to him... To his wife and daughter.

The need to mourn his family was interrupted when he heard footsteps, facing towards the direction from where they originated he could clearly see the silhouette of that of an exorcist and behind it a body. Hate. Pure undiluted hate surge from him, all because of the sight of an exorcist. But before he could throw himself towards the exorcists in an attempt to kill it, it vanished. With it gone Naruto's mind began to clear up and in so he rushed as fast as he could towards the injured person, once he got closer he stopped as the appearance of the person startled him. Seeing him, Naruto stared at his surroundings.

Flashbacks began to blend with reality so perfectly as the land around him was war torn and broken bodies laid waisted, panic flooded him, his breathing became erratic. Naruto understood that he was suffering PTSD episode and was desperately trying to remain coherent, but how can he when was living the nightmare... Just as he was about to snap the sound of something crashing brought him back, only to be thrown onto another nightmare.

Cradling between his arms where the corpses of his wife and daughter.

"s-som-- h--lp."

Naruto bearly heard the cry for help, he wanted to ignore it so he could finally and properly mourn his loved ones in peace.

"s-som-- h--lp."

"Ignore it Naruto, just ignore it and it will go away." He thought as he tried to reassure himself and steel his conviction.

"s-som-- h--lp."

Yet no matter how much he tried, he couldn't. Properly laying the bodies of his wife and daughter, Naruto went to check on the person who was crying out for help.

Naruto couldn't help but feel sorrow for Angel Dust, because despite being at death doorsteps and unconscious he was asking for help, something that he has seen in the past throughout the ww1 and ww2. Naruto examined Angel's body despite him not being a medical professional, he knew more than enough to perform medical assistance/evaluation and in rair ocations surgery; as during the war when the battle medical units were short on staff he would assist them to the best of his ability. To him it was a miracle that Angel Dust still cling to life, however without proper medical help Angel would soon succumb to his injuries.

Looking around he spotted what looked like a clinic that wasn't rundown, there he carried everyone in. His wife and daughter were laid on medical beds, meanwhile Angel was laid on the medical table. Ransacking the place he found materials and medicine that would alleviate Angel Dust pain and properly clean his wounds.

Not satisfied, Naruto decided to ransack the whole area yet nothing that he found would help him save Angel's life, as the thing he found were torn clothing which he could use as makeshift bandages, a sowing kit, some scraps of food, lighters, used needles and lastly angelic weapons.

With everything laid in front of him, he just lifelessly stared at it, guilt began to wallow inside him as he was once again helpless in saving someone from the exorcists. Because unlike his wife and daughter, who's death were quick and he hopefully thought painless, Angel Dust was severely tortured and was dying as the result of his injuries.

The more he stared at everything the less he knew what to do... Until a thought crossed his mind.

"Why not replace his injured body parts."

He has seen it before. Where adoctor would take healthy body parts of a deceased soldier to save the life of another. But where would he find an intact donor, as every body he found were torn, rip, riddled with wholes, not to mention that there was the issue of compatibility.

Yet the answer laid right in front of him. At first he wanted to deny the idea of using his own wife and daughter for this and at the same time he knew that they would offer themselves to save others. Naruto was in conflict between saving Angel Dust; using his loved ones as body replacements or letting Angel Dust die, yet he knew that that if he let Angel die neither his wife or daughter would forgive him for not even trying.

So with a heartbreaking and a final goodbye Naruto prepared everything for the surgery, the best he could with the makeshift tools and materials at his disposal. As Naruto began to operate on Angel Dust he began to recite Bible verses; an old habit he developed when he assisted the doctors and nurses during the war, never noticing the faint golden hue that emanated from his chest and began to envelope him.

As Naruto operated on Angel Dust, in a different part of pentagram city Valentino was shooting another film on live TV.

Everything was going great until he noticed smoke, and not the one of his cigar, he noticed that it was originating from his contract pouch. Pulling out the contract that was smoking and seeing the name Valentino demeanor burst in a outrage as he saw that it was Angel Dust contract, where it the instantaneously combusted into flames which burned him. He knew what this meant, as a soul contract would only burst into flames when the contract was full-filled or the soul in questioned died.

Valentino knew by fact that it was the latter and knew that it was his fault that Angel Dust ended up dead. However that didn't mean stop the anger his anger that kept as he then pulled his gun out and without hesitation he began to murder everyone around him, all in live television.

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Question number one. Why Naruto isn't Naruto? This was the first thing that many of you have pointed out and will most likely continue to do so, since Naruto is more like an OC and the thing is that many of you are right, Naruto does look more like an OC. When I realize this I was just tired and frustrated rewriting the whole chapter again and again, because for some reason the save file of noir, along side other's, didn't get saved properly so I had redo all of my work not once, not twice but multiple times. So I left it at that since I thought that the few similarities would be enough for this Naruto to be consider as Naruto. What similarities you may ask, we'll both of them are child soldiers, fought wars and suffered from prejudice. This also gave me the opportunity to implement or play with the concept of a dark multiverse . Not to mention that when I first published Noir it was April first.

iloveM.A.D.B: For your question. The reason why Naruto is half Japanese is because I wanted him to have some similarity to the original Naruto. Where the original Naruto is hated because he houses the strongest of the biju, this version of Naruto is hated because of his ethnicity something that this Naruto subconsciously hates as well, because if you know you're WW2 history you should know why would Naruto hate himself from just being related to Japanese people in that current time.

Francisco Yepez and DustyDraken: Naruto wasn't going to become the lider of heavens or even lead them whatsoever. He was just going to recruited because of his background, that was just Adam's interpretation. As to why some parts doesn't make sense, such as Naruto saving Angel Dust, it's because it shouldn't make sense. I wanted to give the readers the perspective of a Naruto who had his whole life and after life shattered before his very eyes, not once but twice, used what little remnants of his sanity to save Angel Dust not because he wanted to honor his wife and daughter but because in a twisted way of self-preservation. Turning Angel Dust into his lifeline in the sea of madness that has become his mind.

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