No one believed it to be a reality...not even the Dark Lord himself...not even James...but it was true...the demon from the center of the earth fathered ANOTHER son...because of a misunderstanding...and who's known as the Boy-Who-Lived. Rated M because of language and violence. UP FOR ADOPTION

TRADUCCIÓN NO OFICIAL - CRÉDITOS A RUSKBYTE. Harry está a punto de comenzar su primer año en Hogwarts. Con él viene su cínica, algo no oficial (por no hablar empeñada en dominar el mundo) novia; Mandy. Y también esta llegando su mutuo mejor amigo (es decir: sirviente) la muerte personificada.

"I like my men a little on the tragic side," she said. So Grim gets the brilliant idea to set Mandy up with Voldemort: "Neither of you have noses! You're perfect for each other." But what horror has Grim released upon the world? And more importantly, upon himself? UPDATE 9/2015: You responded. I'm continuing.

Harry is a at the park, being bullied by his cousin, when the new neighbors kid comes and saves him, who is this mysterious girl and what kind of impact will she and her friend have on Harry's life? Rated M For Rape.

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.