AKA, a parody of another fanfiction by Tara freakin Gilesbie. Ed gets drunk and goes to Forks. This will end well...

Nothing of the boy from Bella's dreams, meet Edward Jacob Cullen— little EJ. He much preferred to be called Ed.

Oneshot (THANK GOD.) Shoot me. Please. Shoot me.

Aaaand this is the actual fight between the two Edwards! This will be Chapter 3 in the full series of FMA vs. Twilight I am writing, the last chapter I published was a simple build-up to the battle. Enjoy!

A preview of a fanfic I am currently writing between Fullmetal Alchemist and Twilight. Keep in mind, I am not looking at Twilight for the love story/triangle train wreck it is. This is a battle between the most powerful characters in the FMA universe against the relentless vampires of the Twilight universe. This chapter here is the first fight of the series: Edward vs Edward.

A home to the drabbles, one-shots, and etc. that pop in to my head that really shouldn't have their own story. Read 2nd chapter AN for more info.

"When the two golden haired teens entered the cafeteria, Bella Swan couldn't help but stare." When Bella learns of the two new mysterious boys who've come to Forks, she's positive that there is more to them then meets the eye. As she digs deeper into the world of supernatural she'll uncover secrets even more surprising than a family of vampires or a town full of werewolves.

Durante Eclipse. ¿Qué hubiera pasado si cuando Edward fue a buscar a Jacob, Bella se hubiera perdido? ¿Y si Victoria la hubiera secuestrado? ¿Qué hubiera pasado si los planes de Victoria no era matarla, sino... mandarla a otro lugar? Ahora, Bella se encuentra muy lejos de Forks, se encuentra en un mundo donde la alquimia existe. Tendrá que encontrar su camino de regreso a casa.

Sequel to I'm In Love With A Vampire. Edward and Roy move to Forks and are met with some neighbors they are a little surprised to have. yaoi. Royed! Lemon in later chapters. Please R&R.

Old fanfic re-uploaded: Winry believes that whenever her husband is late, bad things happen. When Twilight's "heroine" Bella angrily confronts her for what fanfic writers Twilight haters say about her husband, an angry fight begans. Who will win? The ending may surprise you. Mature rating due to 'colorful' words *giggles*

"I don't care what it takes. I don't care why we're here, but I will get Alphonse back the life he deserves. Even if I have to die to do it." Sporadic Updating. Yaoi. M in later chapters. Could end up as Edward/Edward(with Elric being the uke, always) or Jasper/Edward. Or maybe someone else? Post in the the comments who you would like Edward Elric to end up with please.

Title says it all! And it involves more than one anime (listed inside). This is really just a random crack fic. It also involves Cullen and Bella dying, so Cullen fangirls should probably stay away from this one. Rated T just to be safe. One-Shot

When word gets out that Victoria has a philosopher's stone, Ed and Al naturally flock to Forks. But is there more then just the stone in Forks, could there be more alchemist? Read to find out

Poor Ed is damned to becoming a Twipire. On the bright side, he uses his wits to gain valuable intel... Twilight bashing. Be warned. T for cursing and all that chiz. Title's basically a spoiler, but do I care? Naaaah.

Sequel to short fic "Winry vs Bella". The women trade spouses to see who's is better. How will the Cullens react to "animeboy"? How will the Elrics react to the "perfect" sparklepire? How will the two men survive since they didn't even agree to the deal!

Edward Elric with his own talk show!

Title says all. Armstrong vs Edward, sparkling man vs a glittering pixie. Because vampires can't sparkle. Extreme Twilight-bashing. Crime because vampires sparkling is against the law.

Ed had heard about the sparkly man, possibly related to Major Armstrong, that had stolen his name, his eyes, and his fan girls. In the name of alchemy, justice, and poor defenceless anime nerds turned to the dark side, he challenges Edward Cullen.

Sequel to "Ed's Happy Dance" - Ed hunts down Edward Cullen for stealing his woman.

Something terrible is happening at the military. Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist and Hero of the People is ready to find out what...But then again, curiosity killed the cat.

Armstrong and Edward Cullen talk reasonably peacefully. Then Armstrong notices the sparkles...

the 2 edwards meet each other bella iz confussed.

edward save's his brother and truth without a fight give's him back but what dose truth mean when he say's there are more worlds to be saved than yours?

This helps me blow off steam... hope you enjoy!

Yet another Twilight bashing story. Read it and tell me if its funny please.