why not?

Years after her death at the hands of Don Weaso, Berri has been given a second chance at life as a Mermunk princess of an underwater city named Subtropolis. This story is centered around Berri's life as a Mermunk princess and the adventures she has under the sea. Rated T just to be safe.

For many, Conker's Bad Fur Day is one video game that is timeless to them, but for me personally (as well as YouTube users superflipper76 and Torri 800), I personally consider it to be not worthy of its praise. When all said and done, I (plus the other two) consider it to be THE game that killed Rareware — take note, this is all based on my opinion, don't take it seriously.

Conker gets bored.

Conker just wants to head back to the bar.

simple a weird one shot where conker wakes up in a mansion and plays poker with Tediz and drinks and smokes and makes no sense and that's why its rated M

Despite Conker being King of Conk Kingdom, he's still upset over the death of Berri and is surrounded by a group of people he doesn't like. However, he'll eventually get to know the others even further. When a familiar evil force comes to take revenge against Conker, he'll learn that he actually has the greatest gift that anyone could ever ask for: friendship!

Semi AU that tells the story of Jugga, the most inexplicably perfect (in an extremely fetishy way) cave girl, normally a minor character in Conker series. WARNING: CONTAINS EXTREME FETISHY THEMES FARTING BURPING WATERSPORTS SCAT LOLI PEDOPHILIA INCEST ETC READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

After 10 years of conker's last adventure while losing berri, Conker discovered a time machine. He use it to go back in time to save berri. But things got difficult for conker to get to his mission.

Based on the original BFD but with a bit more context and funny moments the story is the same with a few added scenes to explain the book from a reader's perspective Conker also makes loads of various movie reference's making it alot more unique than the videogame. Also if this fanfic story does well enough im hoping that i can license it to be published in physical form.

First person story in an alternate universe of Berri's life, and how she has to fart, burp, pee and poop forever all the time. CONTAINS EXCESSIVE FARTING, BURPING, PEEING AND SCAT, ALSO SEXY SOTUATIONS WITH IT SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Berri and Jugga both get revenge on Conker because Conker skips on his date with Berri, and they do it in such an amazing and fetishy way that they make sure he learns his lesson.

"Of all the people in the world that I don't like, and I'm in a room full of 'em." Prophetic words spoken by Conker the Squirrel on the day he became king. Little did he realize that the more time he spent with them, the more he might change his mind. Assorted drabbles with a smidge of continuity.

Poem: The tediz weren't exactly your average bears. They were far more homicidal for starters.

The squirrel and the chipmunk have always stuck together. It felt right. Yet, after more than ten years, the spark was fading and they find themselves struggling to see why they're an item in the first place. In their mutual peeves towards each other every day, every tiny moment of affection feels genuine. Assorted drabbles, about a month before Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Two young, inexperienced guards working under the malicious Panther King are given a mission to find and capture a red squirrel. How far are they going to go to appease their king and avoid another harsh punishment? More importantly, how long are they willing to put up with the ridiculous servitude they were born into doing? A Bad Fur Day as seen from someone else's perspective.

An AU fic in which Conker returns home after the battle with the Great Mighty Poo. he encounters his girlfriend while being both excessively filthy and late. How will Berri be able to sate her inner clean freak and be able to punish Conker for his actions? Read to find out!

Poem: It's true what they say - the grass is always greener.

This Story is kinda copyright because my character name is like the same as Conker but it's Fonker I just replace one letter and Fonker is a teddy bear that looks like the tediz in Bad Fur Day but he is a nice bear and I edit him a little so it wont be like the same tediz looks even though he still has stitches but only on his face.

Some Conker spanking. Leave suggestions for chapters.

I raise Conker. Rated T for a minor enjoying spankings if you don't like that kind of stuff, don't read it.

Conker is still mourning the death of Berri, his girlfri- ex-girlfriend. Move on you say? Conker is going to do just that. Move on. But not before he avenges Berri's murder, and murders Don Weaso. Join Conker on his quest, as he meets new and old friends, fights crazy bosses, encounters new and old areas, all while retaining that same hilarious Conker humor.

Self explanatory

Conker's gassy girlfriend decides to change her look, but one thing that didn't change was her gassiness, not to mention that her farting problem is now even worse than before.

The title says it all.