Eddie was a hard alcoholic skinhead trying to move on from the past of losing his friend that all changed when he met a twat called Richie when he moved to Hammersmith...

Dean needed to pee, so he made Roman pull over so he could relieve himself. When he was done he heard a noise from the side of the road. That s when something bit him. That bite would have both good and bad effects on Dean Amrose s life. Roman/Dean slash

Richie and Eddie are watching porn and end up having a bit of a snog, which turns in to a fight and so on. Contains violence, swearing and sexual content. Touches on themes of sex and gender, but only slightly. Richie/Eddie, I don't know if they have a proper ship name, but I refer to them as Edchie :)

" You know, since I'm the landlord, if you're ever low on funds, you could..you could pay in other ways." Mistaking the woman's face for confusion, he elaborated " Like doing it with MEEEAAAARRRRGH " Molly had grabbed on to his testicles and twisted them, hard.

Richie's never had much success in life. But one evening, something different happens.

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In tribute to Rik Mayall. Richie and Eddie observe the funeral from afar, and it brings up the question they've been avoiding: what are they going to do now? Comes with the usual profanity. It wouldn't be 'Bottom' without it.

Richie isn't around anymore, so Eddie is moving out to start a new life with his girlfriend. But before he leaves, he pays his last respects to his old best friend.

Just a slashy one-shot about our 2 favourite complete bastards. A continuation of 'Smells'. So, with Eddie in such a state, what happened when Richie finally got him back home? SLASH SMUT! Don't like, don't read :D

Eddies gone out, and left Richie all alone in the flat...What will happen i wonder? Rated M in case i do later chapters. this is my first fanfiction so be gentle with me!

Eddie stumbles in from yet another night at the Lamb And Flag. EddiexRichie.

Just a bit of semi-angst not to be taken very seriously.

Aunt Mabel, Richie's last surviving relative, dies, and Richie inherits millions of pounds. This leads to sex, drugs, violence and crap double-entendres, only in more luxurious surroundings. Special guest star: Ethel Cardew.

A couple of strange English chaps named Richie and Eddie discuss their relationship.