Alternate outcome to the episode 'Coat Check'. What if Ilana Wexler didn't kick out Adele just because she doesn't smoke? What if they just kept on going despite their similarities or differences? What if their relationship actually goes somewhere...?

Abbi forgets how to make a joint and then quickly remembers you ask how she does read it to find out more

Ilana is channeling her favorite, Rihanna, performing as a Queen in a Manhattan gay club. Lincoln comes in, bumps into Abbi, and everything starts from there.

Ilana's blind date goes wrong...ish, Abbi accidentally discovers a massive convention, and naturally can't find her way out. Ilana comes to the rescue... kinda. / No mature content, despite the title. It's a joke. Written like an episode, chapters are scenes.