why not?

When Eff and Psycho-Doughboy are off on their own as humanoid creatures, they come across Voices like them. A JTHM fanfic. Based only on the voices (Dboy, Eff, Shmee, Sickness, and Reverend Meat). This is gonna be slow but patience is much appreciated. OCs will appear in later chapters. Enjoy!

Johnny empieza una investigación sobre el sexo y descubre el porno de tortura en una misteriosa tienda de discos.

NNY swore to never fall in love again... After all, love had only caused him great pain, and who needs pain when you can be a cold, unfeeling cockroach? Yet his entire outlook changes when he meets a seemingly sweet pink-haired girl with the voice of an angel, and the poor fool will never be the same again... RIP Johnny C.

When six-year-old Molly hears strange noises coming from her neighbour's house one night, she gets out of bed to investigate. She has nothing to fear, after all. Her Mommy told her monsters weren't real - that she just needs to get used to the new house's sounds. So why does she find a spooky man digging in his backyard? And why is that other man sleeping beside him? JtHM fanfic.

A visit to the cemetery leads to conversation between Todd and Devi, opening up old wounds. Further talk unveils the origin of Johnny's nature and his own past.

It's been 4 years since Johnny left the city of Los Angeles, in those 4 years things have changed and not changed around the city, including his grip on his own emotions. Contains lots of swearing and gruesome murder, but no soy.

WARNING: It may kill you

Sometimes I remember when I was happy...

A bit lemony! Edgar always hurt after a sin, but now he hates it more than ever...

I don't know if this should be in crossover or not. JTHM ponies! I'm weird, don't judge me!

It was dark, menacing, and it had this grin that made you wonder how many lives have seen the same expression before meeting thier tragic deaths. The way its knife dragged against his cheek ever so softly but not striking yet. Zack shook in fear but thought the entity before him was beautiful. He wanted to kiss it.

There are Waste-locks, there are cells, there are flushers, and there are Purgers. Flushes are the product of Purges. Purges destroy everything and come at the worst possible time with a deadly price. a Flush is issued directly after a purge. there are consequences Edgar Vargas.

A selection of songfics based off of my Spotify playlist of the same name. Some are for characters and some are for scenes. Rated M for gore/suicide/etc. JtHM and characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez. All songs are credited to the bands/artists in chapter titles.

Chained to a wall, with a knife to his throat and a glare that made his heart melt and beat rapidly at the same time, Zachary Garcia found himself falling in love with a maniac. ( Johnny C. X OC )

Johnny goes back to break Squee out of the Defective Head Meat Institute.

Nny has a dream unlike any other and in doing so, riles up a fantasy of dominance and mystery. Unknowing and innocent, he must face the challenge of confronting another and seeing if they'd be willing to become a knowing victim... and conversely, a potential passionate partner.

Melony Little just wants a friend. Especially after she had moved to new town with reports of several murders. Unfortunately, her wish is fulfilled in the worse way. She becomes neighbors with the murder himself but she learns that inside, he wants to become a normal person. She also learns of his shady past and that he talks to rabbits nailed in walls and psychotic doughboys.

The life and times of Happy Noodle Boy. Just because you hear nonsense doesn't mean he has no worthwhile message. It just means the message wasn't for you.

She was insane. Yeah, that had to be it. She was utterly, entirely insane. Because a sane person would not allow a homicidal maniac to live with them. Loosely inspired by the ludo song of the same name. Oneshot.

Edgar and Nny have an unusual encounter during their darkest moments, but decide to ride this crazy train all the way through. The dough boy's aren't big fans of this, and neither is Jimmy. What started as Plot What Plot? gradually turned into an actual story involving inner turmoil, murder, more sex, and pancakes. This series has finally reached its conclusion. Thanks for the yrs

Jimmy's sense of morality went like this: theft of any object, person, or relationship was totally okay, as long as the person he was stealing it from didn't want it as much as he did.

After his experience with Señor Diablo, Nny goes out into the world with the intent of adjusting to his new life, although he finds it to be more difficult than he thought. Note to the reader: The "M"-rating for this story is due to foul language in emulation of the original comic's usage of said language in an attempt to stay true to the source material. Also, the humor is dark.

nny does something that makes squee mad at him and now he has to take care of the small boy. NO nnyxsquee. more of a father son thing. flames are welcome this is only my second story.

Story about OC Zoey becoming Nny's new fixation. May be a bit ooc at times. Don't hate. Rated M for language and violence. I don't own Jthm. All rights to Jhonen Vasquez.