Jacoba Dixie Kooper is a 6 foot 4 inch dark haired woman who has snuck into the hearts and lives of all of the Expendables, especially of one giant Swede. In this series of one-shots, their relationship will be explored. Written with story prompts and in no particular order. Mostly AU.

A fun Christmas story set in 2023 with the original six team members, as well as Tool, and a few characters from The Expendables 2 and The Expendables 3.

New Orleans gets hit with hurricanes so often, and that's where The Expendables home base is. How would they navigate the storm? Set in 2023, with the original core six members and Tool from the first movie.

'I felt his blood pouring from his body directly into my hands. He begged and I walked away. I left him to his own fucking death' She snarled at him with rage in her voice and pain in her eyes. 'He was my family and I let him die. I followed him into hell and I couldn't bring him back. I couldn't bring any of them back. I can't get back. You should have let me die.'

When the Expendables are hired to recuperate a missing undercover CIA Agent, they soon realize that its not just business but personal. In the blink of an eye, your entire life can change! Recently updated... sorry for the wait. Please leave reviews, I enjoy getting feedback. Hope you like the rest of the story.

There's still loose ends to tie up and truths to learn about each other that are keeping everyone on edge. Sammy navigates the world of a mercenary through new eyes as they hunt to finally put an end to Conrad's control. Lee and Barney both struggle to fight alongside the people they care the most about. Gunner wants to be better, but he isn't sure how to unburn those bridges.

Gunner makes a promise to his daughter but at the first chance he's given, he breaks his promise. Then his past catches up with him and threatens to take away the last good thing in his life. Will the expendables be able to stop what's in plan for revenge or will Gunner loose everything he loves.

Barney Ross ends up with a new mess on his hands when his unknown daughter Ava shows up looking for safety. As the team warms up to her and her techie skills, she realizes she's falling for a taken man. What is the daughter of an Expendable to do when she can't stop staring at her father's best friend? AU (Lee/OC)

For years now, Barney Ross has been Expendable. It's not a lifestyle for everyone, and he remembers each loss as if it happened only the day before. So when a new threat emerges and aims to destroy the one thing he has never truly had, his team have to kick it into high gear to save him from being completely destroyed. Because if this goes south, they might never get him back.

Dusty is settling into her adjusted life with the Expendables now that they know the truth about her parents and her relationship with Lee. Despite life taking a turn for the better, she still must battle her inner demons and try to find peace with the things she has done in the past. Barney thinks hard about his feelings and his role as a father-figure.

Maybe, just maybe while facing this absolute mystery of a deranged version of Alice in Wonderland, you could find yourself looking at Barney Ross like an absolute idiot while stating 'Holy f*** you're real' seconds before you fainted. Because why not?

Aurora was dealing with the sudden loss of her friend. She was doing what she could to heal, but when Lacy's ex comes to the house unexpectedly, perhaps a friendship could form. / Lee was angry, she cheated on him, as he went to go back to the house to get his shit, he found a tiny woman barely holding herself together. Something inside him told him she was important. But how?

Amelia was just your average girl, working in a Law office as an Admin assistant, but fate brought to the doors of the Expendables, and her friendship with one, would bring the others into her life / Toll Road wanted something special in his life, but given his career choice, and the woman that hung around the bars they did, it wasn't looking good.

Sammy is still adapting to life with the Expendables. Some news arrives one day and changes everything she thought was her new normal. She's going to have to make some compromises in order to do what she believes is the right thing; the only problem is that it might cost her everything. Barney has a lot on his mind, and his rocky past might be just what the team needs to help.

They didn't even want to take on a trainee, but Barney had been convincing, and it was his team, so they did. A couple years later left them with Dusty, a fiery twenty-something that was deadly with a bow and arrow and had an attitude that they all agreed would get her killed one day. Barney swore to protect her, but she's still recovering from his last failed attempt at that.

Il y avait des conversations qu'on pouvait se faire et se refaire des centaines de fois dans la tête sans qu'elles ne soient moins douloureuses et celle-ci hanterait Barney jusqu'à la fin de sa vie.

'You've seen and feel things you don't wish on anyone and I can understand that. But just because you can take it, it doesn't mean you should have to. At least not alone. I will be there for you when you come back' She'd said. But now her eyes were cold and empty, and her screams would haunt them forever. [Rated MA, please read the author's note.]

Everly Breaux has a problem, and it's only going to get worse. The Expendables don't usually make it a habit to interfere in people's personal business, especially when there's no payout involved. Tool is never one to keep his mouth shut about that fact, and Barney swears off emotional connection since Vilena and Billy the Kid. - (tentative title)

Sammy was doing her best to keep things afloat. Her neighbor, Lee, was doing his best as well. One night after a long mission, Lee gets home and finds Sammy on her porch, and she decides to have him over. Life starts spiraling downhill for Sammy and she finds herself depending more and more on Lee until one day, he is depending on her. But he isn't sure he's cut out for that.

Aftermath of the Stonebanks fiasco in Azmenistan - after E3

Isobella Porchello, A.K.A Blades, was what many called a 'Broken Solider'. Losing both her legs while serving in Iraq, the young woman had no chance of living a normal life. When Barney Ross approaches her with a job, she takes it instantly, knowing her calling is to fight or die trying.

On a mission that went bad fast, Toll makes a split decision to rescue a freshly orphaned girl and take her away with the rest of the Expendables. Unsure of what to do or how to handle the situation, Toll relies on his team to help. Things get messier, though, when the mission they failed comes back to haunt them. Will they survive?

Lee and Barney's anniversary is coming, how will they spend it? Find out in this very detailed but romantic story. *Warning, Male/Male sex with rough sex will happen*

Barney Ross and his team take a job and instead of simply taking out a target, they find a girl who has been hostage for over two weeks. So many questions buzzed through Barney's head when he finds her beaten and scared. Who is she? And more importantly, why is she so important to the man they're after? OC/?

Pretty much just love scenes with Gunner Jensen. Rated R for obvious sexual scenes, drinking, possible violence and drug references.