Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons are NOT dating

Peter realizes his drinking is becoming a huge problem to his family when he awakes to find he's beaten up his family in a drunken fantasy, and vows to quit drinking. A vow that's easier said than done. Meanwhile, due to Peter smashing her teeth, Meg gets braces to straighten her new teeth and gets them locked with Neil's. (co-author: Tito-Mosquito)

Meg's life is upended when she learns two things...Her mother has been feeding her growth suppressants and Peter is not her real father. Contacting Stan Thompson, she finally meets a parent that loves and cares for her. Together, the two take down Quahog and its awful residents in the ultimate legal revenge.

Rewrite of Season 6's Long John Peter. It's a pirates life for Peter and Francis when they discover their inner pirate at a pirate dinner show. But after raising hell in Quahog, it comes back to bite them in the asses when they upset a British man that kidnaps their wives as ransom. Meanwhile, Chris falls for the new girl at school Anna who also gets kidnapped.

A short fic about Ernie The Chicken releasing a roach at the Griffin house.

A collection of cutaways I posted on Macfarlane Verse.

When Chris gets scared that he might be killed next, Meg comes to confront him. This is an alternate scene in the episode "And Then There Were Fewer".

Lois and Peter decide to let Chris and Meg take the day off. Peter makes it boring for everyone. Then ends up antagonizing Brian with classic NES games.

Peter life goes down hill when he buys a demonic book from a dirty magazine.

After Peter buys an unstable car with his raffle winnings and gets his family injured, the family believes he's too out of control and drag him to local guru Dr. Ted Lawson's seminar in the hopes he'll fix Peter up. But it ends up backfiring, when Peter's antics inspire Dr. Lawson to encourage Quahog to follow Peter's spontaneous attitude.

Meg wants to be normal. No bullying from classmates, or from her family. But she has come to live with it. So what's going to happen when Connie asks Meg for help? Will things change? Will things become better for Meg? Only time will tell

It's a new day and a new dawn shining upon the OC Universe but how long can a happy ending actually last? Chapter 7 is up now I own no songs in the story except original.

This is a Family Guy AU fanfic, originally written by Shukuchi Shikeishuu, based loosely on "Life of Brian", in which Stewie sacrifices himself to save Brian's life. Finished by yours truly, with a new cover done with Inkscape. UPDATE: Originally the last chapter, since she removed her entire fanfic from her portfolio, I'm bringing it back, due to Family Guy turning 25 today.

An episode featuring the Griffin family's comedic escapades during their Toronto vacation, with Quagmire's unexpected romantic connection adding an extra layer of humor to the storyline.

A Month Went By before Andy said two words to somebody, as it turned out, that somebody was me.

What if scenario for the episode The King is Dead. Peter's take on The King and I is met with a negative and almost hostile response.

A Christmas-themed drabble about the genderbend Griffins.

It's Christmas Eve at Vinny's Mansion, the New Griffin family comes to stay with Vinny for Christmas. And Vinny's fiancée Seabreeze comes to stay too.

Remember the time when we actually had good summaries? Because this reminds me of the time when we had good summaries, like that one time where the author actually had a good summary.

Stewie Griffin est le meilleur ami du monde : s'il vous aime, il défiera jusqu'aux lois les plus élémentaires de la physique elle-même pour vous porter secours.

Robert and Gabriel's love life continues and increases

After Brian steals away Cheryl Teagues, Glenn gets back at him by going after that braindead bimbo Jillian. Glenn being Glenn and Jillian being Jillian, it's about as wacky as you'd expect. WARNING! ADULT CONTENT! ADULT READERS ONLY!

What if at the ending of 'Quagmire and Meg', the two of them did manage to have sex? With Meg's pregnancy, will Quagmire be his usual self, or will he be able to take care of both Meg and the baby? Will he come to love both of them? Glenn Quagmire x Meg Griffin, Lemon at the beginning.

Determined to win over more of Quahog upon discovering through a town survey that his reception in Quahog is mixed, Wild West decides to go into the most disliked side to get into their lifestyle to get on their good terms, which happens to be the obese side of Quahog. So Wild joins their lifestyle and becomes an overweight cowboy, regardless of the health concerns.

Peter discusses topics that are on his mind. Warning: Hot Take advisory. You have been warned.