Lincoln watched as Lynn's game went horribly
(as much as she deserved it for threatening me to go this is getting pathetic) Lincoln thought to himself (I should stay away)
Lincoln watched as Lynn jr looked at him before he put his hands up in a "don't shoot me I'm the messenger" type way
Lynn jr turned her attention to Lily while on the way back home
"my good luck was ruined by you!" Lynn jr said pointing at Lily
"what?" Lincoln and Lisa said
"yes! lily being here must've ruined it!" Lynn jr said
"but Lily always shows up." Lola said
"yes but..." lynn jr said before smelling the air "she dropped a diaper bomb during the game and ruined it!"
Lisa and Lincoln watched as the other louds slowly began to agree
"are you actually kidding me right now." Lincoln said quietly
"elder brother unit are we the only ones with some form of intelligence around here?" Lisa asked
"I think so." Lincoln said
the next day
the loud house had a family meeting to decide who would "risk themselves" to watch Lily because of her "bad luck" while they went out
Lincoln and Lisa couldn't believe it
especially when no one would watch her until Lincoln stepped up
and he was being praised for it!
"elder brother unit." Lisa said "I think you and Lily should get out for a bit while I try to calm everyone down."
"but where?" Lincoln asked
"you know that dream you had with the different versions of us?" Lisa asked
"yea. What does that- oooh." Lincoln said "wait you made the watch?"
"yes T.O.D.D will lead you to it." Lisa said "just lay low in a different universe and hopefully I can stop them from believing our youngest sister unit is quote unquote "bad luck"."
"ok thanks!" Lincoln said before going to grab Lily
when he got to Lisa's room he immediately noticed that lily was duck taped to the wall
"my money's on luan or Lola." Lincoln said as he got Lily down
he found T.O.D.D who led him to the watch
"good luck Lincoln." T.O.D.D said before leaving
"ok Lily we're going to find a place to stay for bit ok?" Lincoln said
lily tilted her head in confusion
"yeah I don't get it either." Lincoln said as he hit the buttons on the watch
Lincoln expected the portal to open in front of him
not under him causing him to fall through it
when Lincoln landed he immediately noticed two things
one he was in the spectator stands for a stadium and two
there were two princesses in front of him
one was in a pink dress and had blonde hair
the other was in a purple and white dress with brown hair
"are you two alright?" The blonde haired princess asked
"yeah I'm fine." Lincoln said before noticing the watch was broken "oh no our way back is broken!"
"that thing on your wrist?" The brown haired princess asked
"yeah it's a watch that travels dimensions." Lincoln said "by the way where are we?"
"we are in a stadium for a tournament." The blonde haired princess said as she pointed to the match that was about to begin between a pink puff ball and a red capped Italian plumber
"what are your names?" Lincoln asked
"I am princess peach of the mushroom kingdom." Peach said
"I am princess Zelda of hyrule." Zelda said
"well I'm Lincoln loud and this is Lily." Lincoln said "who are those two."
Lincoln was referring to the two that were fighting
"the one in red is Mario hero of the mushroom kingdom." Peach said "he has helped defend the kingdom from bowser the king of the koopas time and time again."
"as for the other all we know his name is Kirby and he's from dreamland." Zelda said "apparently tons a different people from different worlds were brought here."
"well at least we're not alone on that front." Lincoln said
the group watched as Kirby beat Mario turning him into a trophy
"woah! What happened to him?!" Lincoln asked
"when ever someone is defeated here they turn into a trophy." Zelda said
"don't worry just simply touching the base of the trophy will turn back to normal." Peach said as Kirby turned Mario back to normal
the two shook hands
suddenly the sky turned dark as a ship with a metal mask which dropped little black particles which formed into weird creatures
"oh that can't be good." Lincoln said as peach and Zelda went to go help Mario and Kirby "what do I do what do I do?!"
Lily pointed at the arena
"we can't fight!" Lincoln said
Lily stared at him
"fine." Lincoln said
Lincoln ran down while carrying lily before grabbing a beam sword from one of the beings before starting to swing at them
"so that's Lincoln?" Mario asked
"yes what are you doing here Lincoln?" Peach asked
"well I ain't going to leave you to fight alone!" Lincoln said
as the last creature was defeated an unknown being in a green cloak appeared hold an unknown spherical machine
they dropped it revealing it to be a bomb of some Kind
suddenly Mario was hit by a cannon ball sending him flying
"oh that's not good." Lincoln said
suddenly they heard the princesses yell
when kirby and Lincoln turned around they saw a giant plant monster holding cages containing the princesses
"That's really not good!" Lincoln yelled
then the battle began
Lincoln mostly went for small attacks while Kirby went for bigger hits on the cages
eventually they took the beast down with Kirby freeing peach first
suddenly the noticed a fat man in yellow biker gear
"wario." Peach said
wario pulled out a cannon of some kind and pointed it at Zelda
Lincoln without thinking handed Lily to peach before jumping on wario
"Get outta here!" Wario yelled before punching Lincoln sending him flying
wario then fired the cannon at Zelda turning her into a trophy instantly and took her
"linky!" Lily yelled upon seeing her brother get sent flying
"Kirby get us out of here!" Peach yelled as Kirby created a warp star and the group flew away as the bomb blew up
later
in a field Lincoln's trophy form was on the ground
luckily he was about to be found
"maya where are we?" A man asked
this man was Phoenix "Nick" Wright
"I'm not sure Nick why don't we ask him?" Maya asked pointing at a man with a purple cap
"excuse me sir do you know where we are?" Phoenix wright asked
"hell if I know." The man said "I'm waluigi."
"phoenix wright but my friends call me Nick and this is my assistant maya." Phoenix Wright said before noticing maya was gone "maya?!"
"Nick look what I found!" Maya said holding a trophy of a boy
"weird it's so lifelike." Nick said as he touched the base
suddenly the trophy glowed as Lincoln returned to normal
and accidentally punched Nick in the face
"ow!" Nick said
"sorry!" Lincoln said before remembering what happened "I gotta go find my sister!"
"woah slow down!" Maya said "at least introduce yourself!"
after getting Lincoln to calm down they did introductions
"where are you going?" Nick asked as waluigi began to walk away
"I'm not interested in helping." Waluigi said before he tripped on something "what the hell?"
It was a green gemstone
"woah!" Lincoln said
"this could make me rich!" Waluigi said
suddenly they heard a jet boost approaching as a blue robotic hedgehog landed in front of them
"you there give me the chaos emerald." The robot said
"how about no!" Waluigi said
"yeah we don't even know who you are!" Lincoln said
"i am metallix." The robot said "and if you don't give me that emerald..."
their hand turned into a Gatling gun
"I'LL TAKE IT OFF YOUR TORN APART CARCASSES!" Metallix yelled
"oh no." Nick said
oh boy I'm just a sucker for punishment
don't worry I'll make sure to finish all of my stories
now I decided for a twist on nsl luck for this one
and as for how Lily got blamed if Lynn jr could make Lucy believe Lincoln was bad luck I'm sure she could've made everyone believe Lily was bad luck at least for a little bit
don't worry they'll snap out of it eventually
see you next time