5_Childcare for ninjas
She woke up in a warm cocoon. Sleeping with Jiraiya was the best decision she ever made because 'he's just sooo toasty warm'. She snuggled closer to his front being enveloped by his big body. Unconsciously he also wound his arms tighter around her middle and pulled her closer to him. At first when she felt something poke her back she thought it was one of his as he described 'wandering hands'. But she felt them both around her middle. She turned her head and lifted the comforter to take a peek at the 'stupid annoying poky thing'. She did not expect to be greeted by Jiraiya's hard-on straining through his pants. "Jiraiya! Wake up and move you pervert!" she shook him angrily because she couldn't move away since little Naruto was sleeping with her and would then wake.
He grunted at being woken up like that and snuggled closer to her unconsciously rubbing himself even more on her. "You pervert! Stop it!" she slapped him. That seemed to wake him up and he sat up pouting as he didn't know why he deserved such a rough awakening. "Ouch hime, what was that for?" She was angrily staring at him when she noticed that his 'soldier' was showing through even more now that he was sitting up. "You were getting off on me and rubbing yourself on me, you bastard!" He waved with his hands in front of him to defend himself as he had not done such a thing "What hime! I would never do that to you! Maybe if you were awake and wanted me to then yes, but not if you were sleeping!" She pointed an accusatory finger at his dick "What is this then?" He looked down then up at her finger to make sure she was pointing at the right thing and started to guffaw loudly.
While she blushed red because she didn't understand why, he was laughing he had calmed himself enough to explain. "Ah hime, what a laugh! I'm sorry if I accidentally rubbed myself on you but it's just the typical 'morning wood'". She looked up into his eyes, then again down at his dick thinking about it. While she was contemplating her next course of action he took one hand to his crotch and covered it lightly. He didn't want her to become mad at him and punch him there, she might need his 'soldier' afterwards. And of course because her staring at his dick made him uncomfortable. "Hmm, if you say so then I believe you. I'm sorry then, baka, but it was like really strange to wake up to you rubbing yourself on me" she put a hand on his arm that was covering his crotch and caressed him to redeem herself. He stopped her with his other hand "Uh hime, if you don't want my 'soldier' to wake up fully I would stop stroking it". She blushed because he was right, she was accidentally spurring him on.
After that wild morning both sannins had a normal breakfast and relaxed the rest of their day. Tsunade lay on the couch reading a book about medicine while Jiraiya played on the floor with Naruto. He was laying shirtless on the floor and Naruto was sitting upright on his chest. He had read in one of those parenting books that skin-on-skin time can help babies bond with their parents and incredulously asked his hime if it was true. When she confirmed to him that it was not just some B.S. he decided to try it out with his little godson.
Until now the small boy was laying down with his head above his godfather's heart and sometimes like now sitting up to play with his crazy hair. Slowly but surely Jiraiya fell asleep. The boy however was not sleeping and started to lie down on his godfather's warm chest. He unceremoniously fell belly first on him and lay there roaming his hands around. The only response he got from the dozing sannin was a soft grunt when he plopped down. What Jiraiya did not know was that the boy had become hungry and was looking around for his milk.
She was getting to the interesting part about operations on the brain when she was startled by Jiraiya's scream. "Ah! Hime help me!" he pleaded to her. She looked up from her book and saw that Naruto was trying to suckle at her teammates nipple. The boy was starting to whine because there was no milk coming out, but still didn't let go. Her teammate was panicking and trying to get him off his chest while also trying not to scare him. 'What did I get myself into?' she thought while slowly lowering the book. She stood up and kneeled down next to her still panicked lover. "Jiraiya calm down... Hey my sunshine! Come with mommy, daddy is mean and doesn't have any milk for you!" she stuck her tongue out at him. She held him and lifted him from Jiraiya's chest slowly. The boy reluctantly let go but started to cry because he didn't get his milk. The blonde snorted at the now pouting Jiraiya and held the baby closer to her chest. He was already putting his hands on her chest to try to get to her chest. "Yeah yeah honey. You'll get your milk, you hungry beast" she smiled fondly at him.
Rubbing his sore pec he sat up. She was unbuttoning her blouse to breastfeed the boy. "You little monster" he frowned at his godson while sitting next to her. The boy had now eagerly latched onto Tsunade's chest and held her possessively while his small hands were being dwarfed by her voluptuous boobs. Jiraiya caressed the boy's belly gently with a hand "Daddy does not have milk, only mommy has your milk. Not me, you hungry boy". She laughed at her lover's antics "It's not his fault that you're so muscular that your chest almost looks like mine". Guffawing loudly he answered her "Hahah that was a good one, hime. But no one will ever come close to your heavenly chest!" he took one quick glance at her bosom and leaned closer to her. He put an arm around her and caressed her exposed shoulder in a circular pattern. He observed her small smile as she was looking down at the feeding boy.
"Ne, hime. What do you say if we adopt him? I could go ask that old monkey to arrange the papers". Her puzzled face looked back at him "Should we? I mean yes we are currently taking care of him but isn't that maybe too much at once?" Jiraiya contemplated "I mean if you think about it, we are already taking on the role of his parents. The only difference would then be that no one could take him away from us because we are his parents and have a legal claim on him". She looked up from the boy and looked in his face with a small smile "Yeah why not, we could make some good parents". He hugged her closer to him "Let's go tell him tomorrow then, ok?" Humming in response she leaned her head on his chest.
After some time Naruto had fallen asleep and she carefully handed him over to Jiraiya to button up her blouse. They stood up and went to the kitchen. "Do you want some chicken breast with vegetables, hime?" She eyed him with stars in her eyes "Oooh yes please! It's been so long since i've eaten a good chicken and veggies". He smiled at her cute expression as she remembered the last time she ate her favourite meal. "I'm not the best cook but I'll do my best to please my hime-chan!" he patted her on the head laughing as she turned red because of his pet-name. She took Naruto from him and sat on the kitchen counter watching him as he cooked. His muscular forearms were littered with veins running down them as he chopped garlic and onions. How he effortlessly cut through everything looking like a master chef. His way of walking in the kitchen with grace and always either caressing her or Naruto when being close. Her heart melted all over again and she fell even more in love with him.
"Hime"
"Hime!"
"Hime, hey come on, the food is ready." He gently touched her on her knee to wake her out of her daydreams. With his thumb he made slow caresses back and forth as she answered him with a nod. His stare intensified as he looked into her eyes "What's up hime? Are you feeling sick?" he placed his hand softly on her forehead. She lifted his hand from her face slowly and smiled at his worriedness. "No, I was just thinking". She slid down the countertop and took the baby seat for Naruto. Once near the table she placed the boy in his seat and went to the fridge to grab another bottle of milk for him. She returned to the table where Jiraiya was already setting up their plates and sat down. "I'll cut it for you hime, so you can eat while feeding Naru" he cut her chicken into smaller pieces. Once he finished she held the bottle in place while Naruto suckled on it. Both sannin ate peacefully while the boy drank his milk observing the two adults.
Once they finished Tsunade stood up to wash her plate. "Do you mind washing mine too? I'll go change Naruto's diaper before he falls asleep" Jiraiya stood up and lifted the boy into his arms. "Yeah yeah, you change him. And Jira, don't forget to wait before pulling his diaper off or you'll get pissed on again" she called from the kitchen. He grunted "As if it had never happened to you.." "In fact it has not, now hurry up, I'm almost finished with the dishes!" He grabbed diapers, wipes and baby powder before setting the boy down on the changing table. "Okay buddy, please finish your business now so that you don't wet me again. Deal?" the baby boy gurgled happily. He tickled the boy with one hand to distract him while he opened up the soiled diaper. The boy was having fun poking with his wet fingers on Jiraiya's hand and didn't mind the chilly feeling of the wipes. "Okay almost done, Naru" he continued to concentrate to avoid any mistakes. Closing the diaper he stopped tickling the boy. "You did very good, buddy. No pee on me today" he leaned his face closer to his godsons and made funny expressions. The boy shrieked in happiness and grabbed Jiraiya's face with his chubby arms.
Meanwhile Tsunade had finished and followed the sound of Naruto's laughter to see what her baka was up to. She was leaning on the doorframe with her arms crossed and a smile on her face. Once Jiraiya turned around to go back to their bedroom, her smile widened. "You'd make a good daddy Jira" she patted him on the shoulder and sauntered into the bedroom. He stood there, dumbfounded, until his godson's hands distracted him. "Your mama is crazy" he gave the boy a loud kiss on the cheek "but we love her very much!" He winked at the boy and followed his muse into the bedroom.
Both had done their hygiene and were laying on the bed. Naruto was nestled on Tsunade's stomach and slowly drifting off. Both looked at the boy and smiled at each other knowingly. Jiraiya took the boy carefully and placed him on his chest. Tsunade turned to him and placed her head next to Naruto on his chest. She had her arm wrapped around his waist and sometimes stroked his side slowly. He planted a kiss on both their heads "Goodnight my loves". He was surprised by Tsunade leaning up to kiss him on the lips goodnight and swiftly lay back down on him. With a red face he listened to her saying goodnight to him. He pulled her a bit closer and shortly after fell asleep while smelling her perfume.