Here we are at the first chapter of RWBY KEPL Chibi. The story you've all been waiting for has finally arrived. Time for hijinks, practical jokes, and other crazy scenarios to occur at Beacon academy with our favorite heroes. Of course, my OC characters will be in their Volume 1-3 outfits like in RWBY Chibi. I hope these will be good or funny for some people. I don't usually do a lot of comedy in my other stories. Anyway, I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 1. Enjoy.
Chapter 1: Lockers and live batteries
Skit 1: Keeps going and going and going
Yang and Blake are walking through the courtyard, with Blake reading a book, and Yang playing on her scroll. A moment later, however, Yang's scroll battery suddenly dies on her.
"What, but I thought I charged my scroll last night!" Yang moans as she tries to get her scroll to work.
"Actually, you were up half the night playing on it and fell asleep and forgot to turn it off," Blake says.
Just then, Khazhak walks by, listening to music on his scroll. He notices them and removes one of his ear phones.
"Hey guys, what's up?" Khazhak asks.
"Yang's scroll died on her," Blake replies.
"Oh... That sucks. I never have that problem," Khazhak says and goes off on his own while listening to his music, while Yang groans.
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The next day, Teams RWBY and KEPL are in the cafeteria eating lunch. Yang is once again on her scroll, playing another game, when her scroll dies on her again.
"Oh come on, how is my scroll dying on me again?!" Yang laments as her rage builds.
"Really, Brother's on his scroll more often than you're on yours, but his never dies," Lloyd notes while snacking on a sandwich.
"How does that work exactly?" Ruby asks as she looks at Khazhak listening to more music on his scroll.
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Out in the courtyard, Khazhak is once again on his scroll, watching videos online.
"Alright, Khazhak, tell me your secret!" he hears and looks behind him to see Yang stomping towards him. "How do you keep your scroll's battery from dying on you, huh?" Yang demands. Khazhak calmly shows her his scroll, and then uses his semblance to recharge the battery after it was low before. "What?!" Yang yells.
"I just use my semblance to charge it up. Simple as that. If you like, I can charge up your scroll from time to time," Khazhak offers.
And just like that, Yang's anger is gone, "Really?" Yang asks with a big smile.
"Sure... For 20 lien a charge though," Khazhak says, smirking.
And just like that, Yang's anger is back, "Are you kidding me? You're gonna charge me?!" Yang yells.
"Hey, a guy's gotta make a living. No cash, no charge," Khazhak says and walks away with a whistle, leaving Yang fuming.
Skit 2: Locker flying
Out in the courtyard, Lloyd and Porphyrius are typing a few numbers in on their scrolls. A few minutes later, their rocket-propelled locker fly in and lands right in front of them.
"You ready for this?" Lloyd asks.
"Remind me again why we are doing this?" Porphyrius asks.
"Because one: it will be awesome. And two: we might score some cute ladies as a bonus," Lloyd replies.
"If that's your reasoning behind it, then this is a really bad idea," Porphyrius crosses his arms,
"Come on. I'll bet you twenty lien that you can't beat me," Lloyd says.
"I not that into bets, Lloyd," Porphyrius replies, but then Lloyd starts making chicken sounds and flapping his arms like a chicken. He keeps doing it until Porphyrius finally gives. "You're dust," Porphyrius grabs his locker.
"Where to?" Lloyd says as he gets on his locker and starts pressing a few buttons.
"Three laps around the campus," Porphyrius presses a few buttons.
"You're on. Let's go!" Lloyd cheers as their rocket lockers shoot up into the air.
They fly through the skies around the academy, trying to out-fly each other. As they fly around the school, their altitude grows. They ride their lockers like flying skateboards with rockets. Lloyd screams for joy as he does a few spins as he gets in front of Porphryius. Porphyrius tries to get around him, but Lloyd keeps getting in his way as they already make one lap around the school. However, Porphyrius smirks and activates his backpack weapon. He takes aim and fires off one of his gravity shots at Lloyd's locker, hitting it on its left side.
"Ahh! That's cheating, man!" Lloyd yells as he begins to slow down.
"You never said we couldn't use weapons," Porphyrius says as he fires a few more shots, hitting the locker a few more times.
"No. No, no, no, no, NO!" Lloyd yells as his locker loses control and altitude. It ends up crashing through the wall on the east side of the school, crashes through another wall... and crash lands right in the middle of the women's locker room. Of course, there are several female students in the room, getting changed into their gear. "Heh-heh, hey ladies," Lloyd gets nervous.
"AAAAHHHHHH!" Porphyrius hears the screaming all the way from the skies.
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A little later, Edom, Khazhak, and Porphyrius are in their dorm room, minding their own business and then Lloyd walks in, with a black eye, a bruised face, and his left arm in a sling. Edom and Khazhak look at him in confusion, but Porphyrius just smirks.
"Yeah, Lloyd, you really got the ladies," Porphyrius jokes.
Lloyd just glares at him, "You're despicable."
Skit 3: Dogs and Dragons
Khazhak is on his way to the training room for a workout. Of course, that doesn't exactly go as planned when a ball of rose petals suddenly slams into him and takes him to the ground.
"Argh! Ruby, what are you doing?" Khazhak looks up as Ruby stands on top of him.
"Khazhak, I need your help! It's Zwei. I can't find him anywhere. Professor Ozpin's not supposed to know he's here and if he finds out, he'll either make me get rid of Zwei or he'll kick ME out! You've gotta help me, please!" Ruby picks him up and starts shaking him violently.
"O-kay. Just... stop... shaking... me!" Khazhak replies and Ruby finally sets him free. "Geez, lay off the chocolate cake next time, huh. Where was the last place you saw him?"
"The last place I saw him was back in my dorm room I think," Ruby says.
Khazhak walks ahead, "Then we'll start there."
They return to Team RWBY's dorm room to start their search. Khazhak checks under the lower beds while Ruby checks under the pillows and the sheets. Next, Khazhak checks all their bags and the closet while Ruby checks the bathroom. Finding nothing there, they decide to move to the next likely place he'd be. They search through the courtyard, from behind the bushes, to around the school statue, and even under Professor Port's feet (don't ask). Finding no sign of the little furball there, the pair move onto the kitchen. They look through all the drawers, under the sink, and evne the fridge and freezer, but still no sign of Zwei.
"Where is that furball?" Khazhak looks around.
"Come on. There's another place he likes to sneak around at," Ruby says and runs ahead with Khazhak following her.
They find themselves at in one of the laundry rooms for the students.
"Why would Zwei be here?" Khazhak scratches his chin.
"Don't ask me. I still don't get it, but I've caught him sniffing people's underwear before a few times," Ruby says as she starts opening up the dryers.
Khazhak sighs and goes to the washing machines, opening them up one by one. After looking through five machines each, the pair are almost ready to give up and move onto another part of the school. Khazhak opens up one more washing machine, and suddenly finds Blake jumping out of it.
"What the-Blake? What the Hell are you doing in there?!" Khazhak yells.
"Be quiet, or else he'll hear you!" Blake looks around frantically.
"Who?" Ruby asks.
Just then, they hear some barking and look to see Zwei race into the room, his eyes locked on Blake. Blake screams and jumps from machine to machine as the dog gives chase. Ruby and Khazhak watch in confusion on what to do. Suddenly, Blake lands in front of Khazhak and then jumps away; just in time for Zwei to end up tackling Khazhak into an open washing machine. The door close and it turns on and starts spinning around. Meanwhile, Blake runs out of the room with Zwei hot on her tail.
"Ahh, Khazhak. Don't worry, I'll get Zwei and come right back and save you. I'll be back in forty minutes!" Ruby says and runs away.
"Ru~~uby!" Khazhak gurgles while in the washing machine.
Skit 4: Musical Skulls
Weiss is in her room, studying like she usually does despite how much time she already puts into it. Of course, she would've been farther ahead if she wasn't always getting distracted by her friends. Like in 3... 2... 1...
"Weiss!" In walks Ruby as she bursts through the door.
"Ruby! What's with the sudden outburst?! I'm trying to study," Weiss argues.
"Look at this," Ruby shows Weiss a poster of the school along with a microphone and a few instruments in front of it. "The school is having a Beacon Idol contest to determine the best singing duo. It has to be teams of two, and all are allowed to participate. We should try out for it. I know that we would win!" Ruby cheers.
For once, Weiss is actually a little interested in something other than studying as she loks at the poster while humming.
"Perhaps... but not with you," Weiss shoots her down.
"What? Why not?!" Ruby argues.
"Because I've heard you singing in the shower, and to be honest... you could use some work," Weiss says, making Ruby pout. "That said, I will try out for this little contest, but first I'll find the right partner."
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Weiss looks around the school, looking for someone with enough musical talent to help her win the competition. She first goes to Pyrrha, only to find out that she's entering with Jaune. Next, she goes to Velvet from Team CFVY, but Velvet is a little too shy to want to enter. She thinks about Neptune, but considering the fact that he can't dance, singing might not be his thing either.
"Then again, this is a school designed to train warriors, not pop idols. I shouldn't be surprised," Weiss mutters before she bumps into Edom. "Oh, hello Edom."
"Hello Weiss. What seems to be troubling you?" Edom asks.
"Well, I'm sure you've heard about that Beacon Idol contest starting up. I'm looking for a partner, but people are either already in a duo or can't sing or aren't even participating. I'm running out of options, and I will not settle for anything less than true musical talent," Weiss explains.
Edom places a hand on his chin, "Hmm, I might have one idea. It's something I've been working on recently. You might like it," Edom says.
"Wait... are you saying that YOU can sing? I mean no disrespect but... how?" Weiss asks. Edom snaps his fingers and one of his skull phantoms pops up. "What's your semblance have to do with this?"
"Watch this," Edom replies and opens up the skull phantom's mouth.
"Well, since my baby left me. Well, I found a new place to-," Edom closes the mouth, leaving Weiss stunned. He opens it again. "-dwell. Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street-," he closes it again, and then reopens it. "-At Heartbreak Hotel. Where I'll be – where I get so lonely, baby. Well, I'm so lonely. I get so lonely, I could die-," he closes it again.
Weiss remains there, jaw-dropped by the display.
"What do you think?" Edom asks.
"...I think I found my partner," Weiss smirks.
And that's the chapter. Hope these were good skits for you guys. If you have any ideas for future chapters, please tell me in your reviews. Well, what other kind of crazy situations will the RWBY KEPL crew find themselves in? Until then, please Read and Review.
P.S. Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis Presley (you got three guesses on what movie I got this idea from.)