The Companions' Keeper, vol I

by pencilpushersunite

Bretagne Le Roi (Bret) is just trying to do her job: accounting for the Companions before her arranged wedding. She's doing this for her family, because nothing matters more. But what happens when she's thrown into the wolves' den and finds more than she bargained for-including a plot that could change the course of the Civil War? Rated M for language and adult content.

1. Summary

Summary:

"You are the Dovahkiin, first in a thousand years, a human with the soul of a dragon, destined to slay the World-Eater Alduin and be the savior of men and mer!"

"But... but I'm a bookkeeper."

Bretagne Le Roi (Bret) is simply trying to do her job: accounting for the Companions, while she waits for her impending arranged wedding. She's doing this for her family, because nothing matters more-not even her own desires. What happens when she's thrown into the wolves' den and finds more than she signed up for-including uncovering a plot that could change the outcome of the Civil War?

Featuring some ironically-named characters, beloved quest characters, a sassy Khajiit thief, a manwhore-warrior Orc, our two favorite werewolf twins, a slimy bandit leader, an even slimier husband, and plenty of shenanigans and sexcapades.

(Based on vanilla; also, bugs and glitches made canon, plus reworked and unused dialogue. If it's in the game, it's fair game!

Note: I do not own Skyrim, its characters, locations, assets, or any other content referenced here-it belongs to Bethesda.)