Chapter 5: The Golden Gate Bridge:

Chuckie's POV:

"So, how's it going in here, Lil," asks Tommy.

"Well, pretty darn good, Tommy," says Lil, "we've decided to hide our paint accident by painting the entire carpet yellow."

"Pretty gutsy move, Lil," says Tommy.

"And I see you've put up chimes," says Dil.

"Okay, everybody, check this out. Look what I found in the attic- my dad's old records. We're going to glue them all over this wall," says Chuckie.

"You sure your dad doesn't want those records," asks Lil.

"Please. He doesn't use them. They just sit in these old, special museum-quality dust-resistant jackets all day," I said.

"Hey, nice chimes. Very Shui. Uh-oh, black circles- very un-Shui," says Dil, "do you want Kimi to get foot-and-mouth disease?"

"You mean I can't put these up," I asked.

"Only if used in a number divisible by and facing southeast. Or if you give me this Captain and Tennille double album, I..." Dil said.

Shen Du's POV:

The Blonde one was trying to make me look at her tongue. "Enough," I said, "all I want is to have my revenge! Is that too much to ask? Is it? Is it?"

"Looks like it," says Captain Black.

I then roared.

"You think you have problems," asks the Daughter of the Left Eye, "all I've been getting is junk mail! And my room has nothing but baby stuff and here I am, putting up with her and she is the most stressful person I know!"

"What is her problem," I asked.

"You got me," says Angelica.

"Kimi, you okay," asks Captain Black.

"Uncle is here! Wait, this is not sword, this is dagger! How did Uncle make that mistake!"

"I just want to destroy Chan," I said.

"Also, Kimi's upset about something," says the Blonde Girl, "I heard she yelled at a mail man!"

"That's easy, she is pregnant," says the Chi Wizard.

"Odd," I said, "shouldn't she wait until she's 13?"

"What," asks the Blonde Girl.

"Did you know last week was Children's Day in Japan," asks the Daughter of the Left Eye, "every year my dad sends me a present. A stuffed animal, a pretty pink pony. This year? Nothing. He forgot about me. Probably because he and my new stepmom had a baby."

"Hold it! Back up. Is that why you've been acting all aggro lately," asks the Blonde Girl.

"I guess I don't rank as Daddy's Little Girl anymore," says the Daughter of the Left Eye and then she started crying while hugging me which made me uncomfortable.

"Ah, the whole getting a new sibling thing," I said, "That actually made more sense."

"This may seem like bad time," says the Chi Wizard, "but Uncle found sword!" He then recited the spell, and I was going to the Demon Netherworld!

Kimi's POV:

Captain Black was then comforting me.

Jackie's POV:

We arrived at the bridge. Jaycee was hanging. Cosmosis then flew and grabbed him and brought him back to me. "Thank you," I said. I then had a call.

"Jackie, good news is, the dragon is out," says Captain Black, "bad news is... Kimi has a serious problem."

"Is she okay," I asked.

"I know why she's been so upset," says Captain Black.

Chuckie's POV:

We were setting things up, but then...

"She's here," says Lil.

As soon as Kimi came in... "Surprise!"

"Welcome to your hip, new swinger's pad," I said, "so? What do you think?"

"I hate it," says Kimi.

To Be Continued

In the next chapter, Chuckie talks to Kimi.