Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
You thought everyday would be like any other day, but today was different. What started out as an ordinary day for one guy would turn into a crazy, over the top adventure.
And it all started in the quiet Ontario countryside.
Chapter 1: I Will be a Harem Master
It was an ordinary day out in the country outside of the small town of Perth, Ontario, Canada. Inside this side-spilt house, there was a nineteen year old man and recently high school graduate, Dylan Riley. Dylan (wearing a black t-shirt with red cherry skulls on it and blue jeans with a belt, and white sneakers with skulls on them) is a tall (standing six feet tall) fat guy (not obese, but overweight) who wears glasses, has short brown hair, and most of his outfits are black in color.
While most people his age would go out partying or hanging out, Dylan would be alone in his house, watching T.V. or movies or wrestling shows, playing video games, or watch videos on YouTube.
Despite being tall and big, Dylan is a quiet and gentle man who would watch cartoons and love animals, despite having a love for dark stuff, true crime shows, and blood and gore. Dylan went into his den to look for something to watch.
"First day out of high school, which would be good to watch?" Dylan asked himself as he looked on his shelf for a thing to watch.
Dylan then looks at his IPhone and looks at his wallpaper, which was a photo of his main waifu, Nami from One Piece.
"Oh Nami, I wish you were real, but you are just a fantasy for most guys," Dylan said and then he puts away his phone.
It was all going so well, until he felt the ground shake.
"Oh shit, earthquake," Dylan said in a scared tone as he runs out into the living room and hides underneath the table.
"This must be fake, it must be," Dylan said trying to calm himself down.
Fifteen seconds later, the shaking stops and then Dylan gets out under the table and walks around the house. Everything was fine until he went back to his den to see that all his anime stuff had disappeared.
"Where is my One Piece, My Hero Academia, Fairy Tail, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, all of my anime stuff is gone," Dylan said as he frantically searches for his things.
But unfortunately, they were gone and he was in full freak out.
"How could this happen, it didn't got up and walk away," Dylan said as he heads into the living room and sits in the recliner.
Dylan then pulls out his iPhone and starts to call his dad.
Outside his home, someone was watching him from afar and it was a woman.
"There it is," the woman said as she opens her eyes and they were red.
Back inside the home, Dylan was talking away with his dad.
"I just felt an earthquake here," Dylan said.
"Yeah I'm fine, did you feel it?" Dylan asked his dad over the phone.
"You didn't, weird," Dylan said.
"I'll talk to you later, bye," Dylan said to his dad and then he hangs up the phone.
Dylan then sets his phone down and then he hears a knock on the door. He then gets up and walks over to the bay window as he didn't see any car in the driveway.
"No car, I feel like there is something going on," Dylan said as this was getting suspicious.
Dylan then walks to the front door and then he opens it up. Then he sees a woman standing in front of him with waist length orange hair, wearing a green bikini top, blue lowrider jeans, and gladiator sandals. Dylan couldn't believe it what he saw, it was Nami.
"Oh my god no way, it's Nami, it's fucking Nami, it's like a dream come true," Dylan thought as he was trying to keep calm in this situation.
"Nami, what's going on?" Dylan asked himself and then he sees a red "27" glowing on her stomach for a few seconds.
"What's with the number?" Dylan asked himself.
Nami then swings her right fist towards Dylan, but he ducks her fist.
"Holy shit," Dylan said in shock.
Nami continues to swing her fists at Dylan, but Dylan was stepping away, avoiding the fists.
"Nami I don't want to fight you, I don't want to hurt you," Dylan pleaded with Nami but Nami wasn't listening.
Then, Nami grabs Dylan by his shirt and lifts him off his feet. She then carries him over to the dining room.
"Nami, don't hurt me, please," Dylan pleaded with Nami.
Nami wasn't going to listen and with an evil smirk on her face, Nami throws Dylan through the door leading to his den. The door breaks in half as Dylan lands on the hard floor in pain.
"Oh damn it that hurt," Dylan said in pain as he crawls over to his bedroom.
Nami then soon follow Dylan into his bedroom and then she puts together her Clima-Tact. Dylan then gets on his feet and sees the Clima-Tact pointing towards him.
"Thunderbolt Tempo," Nami said and then she fires off a lightning bolt towards Dylan.
Dylan then dodges the bolt and it breaks through his bedroom window. He then looks to see the damage done by the bolt.
"Oh fuck," Dylan said as he was scared out of his mind.
Dylan sees an opportunity and sneaks in between Nami's legs. He then crawls away from her as Nami was following him.
Once Dylan stops, Nami swings her Clima-Tact as it was heading towards Dylan's Nintendo Switch.
"Not the Switch," Dylan said as he grabs his Switch and dodges Nami's attack.
Dylan gets up and runs out of his den and to the living room as he places his Switch on a coffee table.
"Phew it's safe," Dylan said as he was not use to this at all.
Nami then walks into the living room with Clima-Tact in hand and swings it towards Dylan and it was heading towards the 72 inch Smart T.V.
"Not the T.V," Dylan said as he grabs a pillow from the couch.
Dylan puts the pillow up and the Clima-Tact slices through the pillow like butter. Dylan tosses the pillow away and then he pushes Nami away from him.
Dylan then runs upstairs and into the bathroom. Once he locks the door, Dylan runs towards the end of the bathroom and sits on top of the toilet, scared shitless.
"I'm safe, I'm safe, Nami can't get through this," Dylan said as he felt safe in here.
Nami then kicks opens the door as Dylan couldn't believe it.
"Oh come on, when were you like this during the pre-time skip," Dylan said to Nami as Nami slowly walks towards him.
"Oh I'm going to die by a hot girl, at least it is a decent way to go out," Dylan said.
Then, Nami slips on the carpet and then she lands flat on her back on the hard floor. Dylan then looks on to see Nami hasn't moved a muscle. He then gets off the toilet and walks over to Nami.
Dylan then kicks Nami a tiny bit as she was knocked out cold.
"Oh god I'm going to jail, I can't survive in jail, I'm too weak, I'm going to be someone's bitch," Dylan said in a freaked out tone.
"Okay Dylan, stay calm, and keep her restrained," Dylan said after he took some deep breaths.
Dylan then grabs Nami's hands and then he drags her downstairs and to the living room. He then puts the Clima-Tact on the table and then he goes downstairs and grabs some chains from the laundry room. Once he goes back upstairs, he chains up Nami and grabs onto her Clima-Tact.
"Okay, things can't get any worse," Dylan said.
Then, this woman enters the home with black hair that goes down to her lower back, she had aviator sunglasses on her forehead, wearing this blue partially zipped up leather vest, long salmon sarong skirt, and a pink backpack.
"Miss Navigator, I came to find you," the woman said to Nami as Dylan looks over to the woman.
"Nico Robin," Dylan said as he recognized her as Nico Robin.
"What did you do to Miss Navigator?" Robin asked angrily as this burst of anger caused Dylan to cover his ears.
"I don't like to be yelled at," Dylan said.
"Tell me what happened," Robin demanded to Dylan as she was about to grab him.
But then, Dylan turns away as he was shaking in fear.
"I don't like to be grabbed by force," Dylan said and then Robin looks at Dylan and at Nami.
She then realize that something happened between them.
"Listen I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell at you," Robin said to Dylan as he moves his hands off his ears.
"Please tell me what happened," Robin said to Dylan as Dylan stands on his feet.
"Take some breaths and tell me what happened," Robin said to Dylan as Dylan took several breaths and was calm.
"Okay, I felt an earthquake here at my home, soon I see Nami at my front door and she attacked me," Dylan said.
"Did you hurt her?" Robin asked Dylan.
"No, she slammed me through my door and she slipped on the floor, I am not a fighter, I'm a gentle person who would never hurt someone," Dylan said.
"Nami had this red look in her eyes and the number 27 on her stomach," Dylan said as Robin was shocked by this.
"This is serious," Robin said as Nami wakes up.
"You bastard, untie me now, I'm going to fucking skin you alive," Nami said angrily to Dylan as Dylan pulls a bottle from his pocket.
Dylan then pops open the cap and then he pours the liquid into Nami's mouth. She then swallows down the liquid and then she starts to feel tired and falls asleep.
"What do you pour into her mouth?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Gravol, she will be out for a while," Dylan said as he sets down the bottle.
Dylan and Robin then carry Nami down to the basement and lay her down on the carpet.
"What the literal fuck is going on?" Dylan asked Robin.
"I know what's going on," Robin said as she hands Dylan several pieces of paper.
"It seems several universes merge into your universe, in the process several people got possessed by someone or somebodies into doing their works," Robin said as Dylan looks through the papers.
"What are they possessed by?" Dylan asked Robin.
"Cards," Robin said.
"You're joking right?" Dylan asked Robin.
"Nope I'm serious," Robin said.
"So we are getting into Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal shit, perfect, this story is taking influence from the least popular series in the franchise," Dylan said as Robin took notice.
"Who are you talking to?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Oh nothing," Dylan said and then he sees something on the papers.
"It says the only way to feel them is a special glove with a skull on it," Dylan said.
"Like this," Robin said as she pulls out a glove out of her cleavage which cause Dylan to blush.
"What's your name?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Dylan Riley," Dylan said.
"Well Dylan, it looks like you're the one to do it," Robin said to Dylan as she tosses the glove over to Dylan.
Dylan then puts the glove on his right hand and then he takes a look at it. The glove was black, fingerless, and had a satanic skull on it.
"I'm on the fence about this, one thing is I do love skulls a lot, but this is so 1990s," Dylan said.
"Do you want Miss Navigator free or not?" Robin asked Dylan.
"I want Nami to be back to her normal self," Dylan said.
"Okay," Robin said as Dylan hands her the papers.
"Now, put your right hand close to her," Robin said to Dylan.
"Okay," Dylan said as he puts his right hand on Nami.
"Maybe not that close," Robin said to Dylan.
"What?" Dylan asked and then he sees that his hand was on Nami's left breast.
"Shit," Dylan said in a panicked tone as he moves his hand off of Nami and rubs it along his pants.
"Good thing she is still unconscious, otherwise I would be dead," Dylan said as this made Robin giggle.
"Okay, put your hand close to her heart," Robin said to Dylan.
Dylan was nervous at first, but with Robin's guidance, he was ready for it. Dylan then puts his right hand close to Nami's chest.
"Now, open your hand," Robin said to Dylan and then he opens his hand and his palm was pointing down.
Suddenly, Dylan's right hand was glowing and then Nami's number was glowing on her stomach. Five seconds later, Nami's number disappears and then something floats out of Nami's chest.
"What the?" Dylan asked in shock as the object was floating up into Dylan's hand.
Once the glove stopped glowing, the object stopped glowing and it revealed to be a trading card. The card had a photo of Nami on it, with the #27 in the top right corner, below her name was four stars that looked like the ones from the Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards, below the photo was her abilities, and below that was a daily income counter.
"Nami, special moves: Clima-Tact, daily income: 110 dollars per day," Dylan said.
"Holy shit, 110 bucks per day, that is fucking more than anyone on minimum wage makes per day," Dylan said as he couldn't believe it.
"Robin, can you untie her, I need to think about this," Dylan said to Robin and then heads upstairs.
"Sure thing," Robin said and then she crosses her arms and summons four arms to help untie Nami.
Later on in the day, the sun was setting and Nami finally wakes up as her eyes turn back to brown.
"What the hell?" Nami asked herself as she sits up.
"I see you are up," Robin said to Nami.
"Where am I?" Nami asked Robin.
"You are in the home of the person you attacked," Robin said to Nami.
"Where is he or she?" Nami asked Robin.
"I'll show you," Robin said to Nami as they both got up and head upstairs.
Robin and Nami look to see Dylan standing on the front porch outside, without the glove on his hand.
"That's him?" Nami asked Robin.
"Yeah," Robin said.
"Just a heads up Miss Navigator, he doesn't like loud noises, so don't yell at him," Robin said to Nami.
"Got it," Nami said.
"Also, he is not into you grabbing him unexpectedly, so just a heads up for when you do that," Robin said to Nami.
"Got it," Nami said.
Nami then steps outside and then she walks over to Dylan.
"Hey," Nami said to Dylan.
"Hey," Dylan said to Nami.
"Here's your Clima-Tact back," Dylan said to Nami as he hands her back the Clima-Tact.
"Thanks," Nami said to Dylan.
"Your not much of a talker," Nami said to Dylan as she notices his quiet demeanor.
"No, I like to keep to myself, I'm not really comfortable being with a group of people," Dylan said.
"Listen, sorry about the damages," Nami said to Dylan.
"That's fine, you were under control by a possessed card," Dylan said to Nami as Nami couldn't believe it.
"That's crazy," Nami said.
"Nope, it's for real," Dylan said as he showed her the trading card.
"Holy shit, it's me," Nami said in shock.
"Yep, I think you look hot in that photo," Dylan said to Nami.
"Don't be so nice," Nami said to Dylan.
"Well I do like you Nami, I always have," Dylan said to Nami.
"Come here," Nami said to Dylan and then she gives Dylan a soft hug.
"What's your name?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Dylan Riley," Dylan said.
"Well Dylan, from now on, I'm going to be with you, side by side, think of me as your friend, or a girlfriend," Nami said to Dylan as Dylan breaks off the hug.
"Woah, I'm not ready to have a girlfriend, like really not ready," Dylan said.
"Don't worry about it, will take things slow, and when you are comfortable, we can take things further," Nami said to Dylan.
"Understood," Dylan said.
"I agree," Robin said as she walks outside and walks over to the pair.
"Maybe I can get involved in this," Robin said.
"Like a harem?" Dylan asked Robin.
"Yes," Robin said.
"I'm cool with it, he did free me and now I'm going to be with him forever," Nami said.
"I can't be in a harem, most harem protagonists are ripped, perverted, and have powers. I'm fat, wear glasses, I'm not athletic, have zero powers, I love cartoons, and I'm obsessed with darkness," Dylan said.
"Obsessed with darkness, that's my guy," Robin said.
"I'm not the prototypical harem hero," Dylan said.
"Well you will be, with our help," Nami said to Dylan and then she grabs onto Dylan's hands.
"Really?" Dylan asked Nami.
"Yes," Nami said and then Robin nodded "yes".
"Well okay, I'll be the hero of this story," Dylan said as Nami let go of Dylan's hands.
"Awesome," Nami said excitedly.
"Robin, how many cards are there, thirty, forty, fifty?" Dylan asked Robin.
"There is a hundred cards," Robin said as Dylan knew this was going to be a long journey.
"Oh, okay," Dylan said and then he starts to make his way inside the home.
"Where are you going?" Nami asked Dylan.
"To grab a can of Pepsi Max, this is going to be a long story," Dylan said and then Nami and Robin follow him back into the home.
Later on in the evening, Dylan showed Nami and Robin the rooms they were staying in. Nami and Robin were fast asleep, while Dylan was in his den sitting on the couch. He was looking at the Nami trading card and couldn't believe it.
"I can't believe it, me, Dylan Riley, a harem protagonist, this is batshit crazy, and I like it," Dylan said.
"The only question is, who is behind all of this?" Dylan asked himself and then he turns on his T.V. to watch some Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.
Meanwhile in this abandoned building, someone with brown and wielding this dragon like claw was watching this from a T.V.
"Huh it looks like someone is trying to be a harem master, well he'll have to go through me," the guy said as he continues to watch Dylan.
Huh you never expect me doing an OC/S.I. fic, but I did. This harem fic will be different as it will be a male OC and harem of anime girls, not just girls from various forms of media.
The OC is similar to me (except I change the name and age) in most ways (including physical appearance, expect for his cock later on), except in this fic he will sort of come out of his shell overtime. Also he won't have powers (except for the glove), unlike OCs in similar fics, and he won't be OP. Also the girls will act OOC at times.
I won't give you a full list of anime that will be in this fic, but I will say that One Piece, My Hero Academia, Fairy Tail, Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, and Bleach will be featured in this fic, as well as other famous anime shows.
Also don't expect sex every chapter, this fic will still have sex, as well as fights, and some filler chapters. Alright, here is the stats after this chapter.
Cards Collected: 1
Cards Left: 99
Girls in the harem (that were under control by a card): Nami.
Girls in the harem (that weren't under control by a card): Nico Robin.
Income: $110 per day, $3080-$3410 per month, and $40,040 for the year.
Before I leave, here is info on the OC of this fic.
Name: Dylan Riley
Age: 19
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 234 lbs.
Appearance: Fat and wearing Tommy Hilfiger glasses.
Race: Caucasian
Orientation: Straight
Hair: Short brown
Home Town: Perth, Ontario, Canada
Clothes: Usually a pro wrestling t-shirt (ranging from GCW, WWE, and AEW), blue jeans, and white sneakers with skulls on it. Pajamas are a t-shirt with something on it, PJ pants (colors and graphics vary) with boxers underneath. Swimwear is black trunks with skulls on it. Formal attire is black skull fedora, black blazer with a black dress shirt underneath, black dress pants, and black dress shoes.
Likes: Wrestling, cartoons, true crime shows, YouTube, animals, music, video games, commercials, PSAs and PIFs, horror movies, skulls, blood and gore, dark and weird stuff, caught on camera shows, antique and concept cars, trains, mini-golf, fireworks, feeling cold, water, and food.
Dislikes: Loud noises, bullies, Seth Rollins, sociopaths, and racists.
Fears: Bees, wasps, and the sun.
Personality: Dylan is a very quiet person who wouldn't hurt a fly. He is obsessed with blood and gore, horror movies, and true crime shows, but despite that he loves cartoons, video games, and animals (especially snakes, marine life, and birds). He is not comfortable being around people, but he is starting to come out of his shell. He is a very nervous and cautious person and as a result, doesn't have a lot of scars like most kids. He is not interested in having a girlfriend, but if he does, he wants the girl to have his love of cartoons, darkness, and have a sweet nature.
Strengths: He has a great memory, has decent strength, great listener most of the times, and is smart (not genius level, but still smart to get on the honor roll).
Weaknesses: Not much of a fighter, hard to switch between tasks, can get angry at times, and can get stressed in battle.
Education: High school graduate.
Other facts: He has been to several deathmatch wrestling tournaments and has the shirts to prove it.
Anyway, hope you like it because there is more to come.