AN: Wonder what a Netflix adaptation of Hazbin Hotel or Youjo Senki would look like.

Tanya was in a cafe drinking coffee when a building nearby exploded. She remained calm and kept drinking. It wasn't unusual for buildings to blow up at any time in Pentagram City.

Tanya's thoughts wandered to the new business venture she was planning. If it succeeded, it would make her more money, money that she didn't really need. However, as an immortal, having all the money in hell wouldn't hurt.

The business would be set in one of the most chaotic parts of Pentagram City. All parts of Pentagram City were chaotic but this one was more chaotic. She needed to protect the new business.

It couldn't be small fries protecting the business or the business would get destroyed. Sinners were not ones to respect authority, much less anything lower than that. They only respected power. She would need someone as strong as an overlord to protect the new business.

An advertisement came on the TV Tanya was watching. It was an advertisement from Silver Needle, a company she owned. The advertiser started advertising.

"Sinners! Do you like killing but don't like getting killed yourself? Well lucky you because we have a new product that's going to make killing easier and harder for you to get killed."

A bunch of expensive clothes showed up on the screen. All of them looked amazing to wear. The price tag was quite high though.

"These clothes are called Silver Clothes and are made of a special secret material. They are resistant to stabbing, piercing, blunting, and other attacks you can name! Here is a demonstration!"

A sinner showed up on screen and wore the Silver Clothes. They were then pelted with bullets. The impact of the bullet caused them pain but didn't tear through the clothes or cause any blood loss. The bullets stopped firing and the sinner held a thumbs-up with a smile.

"Like what you see? Then you better hurry. These are limited-edition clothes that only the biggest and baddest demons can wear. We have them on sale right about now!"

The advertisement finished and Tanya sipped her coffee. Silver Clothes were made from the silk threads of a spider overlord. The overlord had lost their soul to Tanya long ago and was now forced to work for her.

She could have the spider overlord protect the new business but it was better to keep them where their expertise was at. Tanya thought of other overlords but they were unavailable, had more important things to do, or their souls weren't owned by her. She wished an available overlord would just appear in front of her right now.

The door to the coffee shop opened. A humanoid crocodile sinner with a hunter's hat came in. They looked like they were from Australia and spoke Kangaroo.

Scars and teeth decorated their body. Their muscle bulged under their clothes. Their eyes gleamed dangerously.

"Anyone who's not Silver Shit or doesn't want to die, get out!"

The sinners around looked at each other and turned back to the Crocodile Sinner. They laughed and got up. From wherever they kept them, they drew knives, guns, and all sorts of weapons.

"Looks like everyone wants to die here!"

The Crocodile Sinner roared and the sinners charged at him. Their weapons couldn't do anything to his tough hide. He used his claws and jaws to tear them apart one by one.

When silenced returned to the restaurant. Only the Crocodile Sinner was left standing. Tanya smiled and clapped at the sight. She even forgot her new nickname, Silver Shit. The Crocodile Sinner glared at her.

"Are you Silver Shit?"

Tanya shook her head.

"My name isn't Silver Shit, it's Sir Silver."

The Crocodile Sinner charged at Tanya.

"Same thing no difference Silver Shit!"

Tanya was slammed into by the Crocodile Sinner but disappeared like an illusion. She appeared far from him.

"Since I've told you my name, care to tell me yours? Or should I call you Hand Bag?"

The Crocodile Sinner growled and charged at Tanya again.

"The name's Crane and I'm gonna take everything you own!"

Crane slammed into Tanya again but she again disappeared like an illusion.

"What in the crikey dingo shit is this?!"

Tanya appeared again.

"Thanks for telling me your name, if you hadn't, I'd have suggested Leather Boots next."

Crane became enraged.

"Fight me like a man you pussy!"

A frown formed on Tanya's face as Crane unleashed a devasting roar that broke the surrounding glass windows. Again, Tanya disappeared like an illusion. Crane saw the sight and became frustrated. Tanya appeared again.

"All brawns and no brain, you'll be perfect for what I have planned."

Crane took a deep breath to roar again when he felt suffocated. Before he came to confront the Silver Demon, he'd done his research. The Silver Demon was like a gas demon that was immune to all physical attacks. Their main method of attack was suffocation.

Crane fell to the ground and breathed heavily. Tanya walked up to him and stared him down. There was only confidence in her eyes as she thought of how to get Crane to work for her.

Crane's eyes suddenly changed and he grinned. Tanya had a foreboding. Crane opened his mouth and roared. Tanya felt her head burst. Crane smiled at the sight. The Silver Demon was indeed still vulnerable to sound attacks.

Tanya fell to the ground clutching her head in pain. Crane stood up and stomped on her. Blood gushed out of Tanya's mouth along with the sound of broken bones.

"Another victory for me, Crazy Crane! This city is mine! Hahahahahhahahahahaha!"

Crane lifted his foot and stomped on Tanya's head over and over. He stomped and stomped until she stopped moving. Feeling satisfied, he turned away to take whatever was now his in Pentagram City.

Behind him, Tanya stood up. Crane turned around and was surprised. He was pretty sure he had killed her.

"How are you still alive?"

Tanya smiled and her eyes turned into piercing sniper barrels. Crane's eyes widened with shock. Tanya fired and Crane's head was obliterated.

Tanya's eyes returned to normal pitch black and she walked up to Crane's dead body. Today, she had learned another weakness of hers. A weakness she would have to remove.

Crane would regenerate later and spill what he saw. She couldn't have that. The less demons and sinners knew what she was capable of, the less likely they'd be capable of killing her. She would have to keep Crane quiet forever.