(Rocko and Heffer are sitting in a theater, waiting for the show to start)
Rocko: (excitedly) Oh boy, Heffer! We're finally going to see "The All-Scottish Show"!
Heffer: (equally excited) Yeah, and with Haggis MacHaggis, Scrooge McDuck, and Groundskeeper Willie performing, it's gonna be a wild ride!
(The curtains open, and the three Scottish performers take the stage)
Haggis MacHaggis: (in a thick Scottish accent) Och aye, laddies and lassies! Welcome tae "The All-Scottish Show"!
Scrooge McDuck: (swimming in a vault of gold coins) Ah, ye'll no be findin' a more Scottish show than this, laddies!
Groundskeeper Willie: (grumbling) Aye, an' ye'll no be findin' a more grumpy Scotsman than meself!
(The three performers launch into a series of Scottish-themed sketches and songs, including a rendition of "Scotland the Brave" and a Highland dance routine)
Rocko: (laughing) This is the best show ever, Heffer!
Heffer: (clapping along) Yeah, and Haggis MacHaggis's stand-up comedy routine is killing me!
(As the show comes to a close, the performers take their final bows)
Haggis MacHaggis: (winking) Thanks fer comin', laddies and lassies! May the Scots forever be proud o' their heritage!
Scrooge McDuck: (smiling) An' may yer pockets always be heavy wi' gold!
Groundskeeper Willie: (grumbling) An' may yer gardens aye be free o' weeds!
(The curtains close, and Rocko and Heffer exit the theater, still laughing and clapping)
Scene fades to black.