7 IS IT A SIN TO BE THIS SEXY?
Two weeks have passed since Izuku made Mirko his 'woman' and the man was currently in a chaotic issue of his life. Staring himself in the mirror he inspected the dozens of hickies and scratches he got from Momo and Mirko every night.
The women were animals clawing and biting at his body every chance they got and to his dismay they got many chances.
"How the fuck am I going to tell them," Izuku complained as he shaved his forming beard, and leg hairs.
The biggest issue he faces now is the fact that he is in two relationship with out either girls knowing, Mirko his boss and hero crush versus Momo a girl he fell for after fake dating.
"Why was I born so sexy? If only I was ugly like Bakugo then I would never have to deal with this," Izuku joked as he finished shaving his legs.
"I wonder should I get my life together or just keep being sexy and chaotic?" Izuku dramatically questioned as Bakugo looked at him like an idiot.
"So are you going to explain to me why the fuck I am here?" The gremlin questioned as Izuku looked at him disgusted.
"Rude much, you ugly gremlin?"
Bakugo growled loadly at the semi naked boy, "Fuck you," he gritted as he brought up a middle finger to his still fractured nose.
"Anyways, I need the help of a gay to find out what is attractive to them," Izuku explained as Bakugo look dumbfounded.
"So why am I here?"
"Because you're gay,"
"But I'm not gay,"
Izuku looked Bakugo up and down with suspicion eyes, "You sure don't act like it, escpecially when Kiri is around," Izuku states as Bakugo's eyes widen and his face redden.
"I DON'T LIKE STUPID HAIR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT," Bakugo shouted as he release explosions from his hands.
"I never said you did,"
"...Oh..."
"HAHA, YOU'RE A FUCKING FAIRY," Izuku joked as Bakugo began to blush more and more. "SHUT UP," Bakugo shouted as he covered his face.
"ANYWAYS, fairy king, I need that gay opinion,"
"And why do you need a gay opinion?"
"... I got to work...the gay night at the strip club," Izuku mumbled as he had a small blush on his face and nervously rubbed the back of his head.
"PFFTTT HAHAHA, YOU'RE CALLING ME THE FAIRY KING, YOU FAG," Bakugo laughed out as Izuku hid his face.
"Fuck you it's because I'm so sexy that everybody wants a piece of me," Izuku retorted as he made a pose that showed his abs and and biceps pop, Bakugo grew a small blush as Izuku did.
"AYE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT," Izuku shouted as Bakugo had a weird smirk.
"FUCK OFF I AINT LOOKING AT YOU LIKE ANYTHING,"
"SHUT UP GAY,"
"FUCK YOU WHORE,"
"AHHHHHH,"
"AHHHHH,"
The two shouted all the way to the point when Midoriya pushed Bakugo out of his room.
TIMESKIP
Izuku nervously sat in the dressing room as multiple gay strippers walked past him, "It's okay baby, It'll be easy," they whispered as they placed their hands on Izuku's shoulders making him very uncomfortable.
"Yeah no, I don't want to do this shit," Izuku explained to his boss, an elderly woman with a surprisingly tone body. "Look boy, You do what you're told and don't throw a fit," the woman explained as Izuku looked at her enraged, "I'll do any straight shit but no gay shit," Izuku exclaimed as the woman turned around in her chair giving Izuku the back of her chair.
The boy stomped out of the room fuming as he grabbed his bag, "MAN FUCK THIS PLACE I QUIT," Midoriya shouted as he stomped out of the strip club giving everyone the middle finger.
Once he made it home, he dropped onto his bed tired, grabbing his phone he immediately called Momo.
"Hey babe, what you doing?"
"I'm cooking dinner, what about you?"
"I just quit the strip club gig, they wanted me to do some shit i didn't like,"
Momo has a huge smile as she heard his words, jumping up she celebrated the fact he finally quit.
"Really? Do you want to come over and eat with me then?"
"Can I just eat you~," Izuku questioned in a husky and sexy tone as Momo had a slight blush.
A small giggle filled the phone as Momo agreed to Izuku's advances, "Of course but after dinner,"
After changing into a comfortable outfit, Izuku looked at his bunny outfit, "Maybe I could surprise her," Izuku mumbled as he he places the outfit into his backpack.
As Izuku prepared to leave his house, his phone suddenly began to ring, looking at the contact he had no clue who's number it was.
"Hello, this is Izuku Midoriya,"
"Hey Midoriya, It's Melissa, you know Melissa Shield,"
"Yeah I remember,"
"Can you come help me with a few test for this invention me at Hatsume made?"
Izuku's eyes widen as he heard her proposal, "that you and Ha-Hatsume made?"
"Yeah it's like the one I made for you back on I-island, but it has multiple upgrades," Melissa explained as Izuku still trembled from the memories of Hatsume making him test out countless inventions.
"Do I have too?"
"Hatsume says its payback for getting you that job,"
"Ugh, okay I'll be there in 10 minutes,"
On the other side of the phone a blushing Melissa Shield and excited Hatsume looked at their invention.
"THIS BABY WILL MAKE HIM INTO AN ANIMAL," Hatsume shouted as she showed off an invention that looked like a weirder version of Melissa's red sleeve.
"Are you sure about this?" Melissa questioned as she watched Hatusme change into a skinny swimsuit, with a smirk, "Hell yeah, trust me this is a great stress relief," The pink hair girl explained.
"I don't know if I should do this,"
"Don't be scared, it's not gonna hurt too bad,"
Melissa looked toward the ground as she rubbed her fingers, 'should have just asked him out,' she thinks to herself as memories of her and Izuku passed her head.