A/N: This chapter's timeline is somewhere shortly before The Closer ep called "Old Money." Maybe a week before that episode. Also, yes I did name this chapter after a Taylor Swift song title.
Chapter 3: All Too Well
It was a routine afternoon of paperwork for Andy when his phone vibrated on his desk with a text message notification.
He picked up the phone and saw it was a text from Sharon.
Thank god his sound wasn't on because then everyone would've known who it was given that his ringtone for her on his phone was the wicked witch's theme from The Wizard of Oz.
The text read:
Viceroy.7pm. Don't be late again.
Andy just smiled at that and flipped his phone screen over and continued on with his paperwork for the rest of the afternoon.
Now he had something to look forward to.
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Around 6:15pm, Andy clocked out for the day, turned his paperwork into the Chief, and headed for the elevator that would take him to the parking garage.
As he drove to the Viceroy, his phone blared the wicked witch theme and he smiled as he checked his phone at a stoplight a couple miles away from the hotel.
The text read:
In the lobby. It's your turn to pay.
A few minutes later, he arrived in the parking lot of the Viceroy, found a parking spot, and checked his watch only to discover to his surprise that he was there 15 minutes early.
She'd told him not to be late again and he'd done that.
Hopefully that would count for something.
As he strode into the lobby of the Viceroy, he immediately spotted Sharon sitting on a bench in the lobby.
Andy walked up to the front desk, asked the gentleman working the desk for a room, and paid for it in cash.
When he turned around, Sharon was no longer seated on the bench.
He looked around for a minute and found her standing next to the bank of elevators waiting for him and tapping the foot of her heel impatiently.
Apparently being early didn't score him any brownie points with the Captain.
Either that, or she was just as eager as him to get this show on the road.
After he joined her at the elevators, she pushed the button multiple times.
"Hey. What's going on with you? You're not usually this impatient," said Andy as he briefly touched her arm and led her into the empty elevator.
"Just wanna get this over with," said Sharon.
"Well, that makes me feel really good," replied Andy sarcastically.
"Sorry. I didn't mean it that way. I'm just eager and anxious to get started," said Sharon.
As the elevator doors closed and the elevator started moving upwards, Andy wrapped his arms around Sharon from behind and settled his chin on Sharon's shoulder.
Sharon immediately wiggled out of his loose grasp on her and motioned between them and said, "We're not doing this."
"What do you mean?" asked Andy.
"This. The whole couple-y thing where you try to comfort and be sweet to me. We're both here to get each other off and that's it. No strings," said Sharon.
"Okay…" Andy trailed off confusedly.
"What?" asked Sharon impatiently as the elevator landed on the sixth floor.
"Nothing. I guess I'm just a little confused is all," said Andy.
"What about this confuses you? We agreed to a no strings attached situation. It's just sex. That's it," said Sharon matter of factly.
"Alright. I'll stop being so nice," said Andy as he pushed Sharon against the wall across from the elevator as his lips crashed into hers.
Sharon returned the kiss with equal fervor as they stumbled down the hallway towards their hotel room.
Once they arrived at the door, Sharon reached her hand into the pocket of Andy's suit jacket and grabbed the key card.
As they broke apart for air and she jammed the card in there with no luck, Andy's hand settled on hers as he pulled the card out of the slot and gently guided Sharon's hand with the key card in it back into the slot slowly
"A wise woman once told me to be gentle with it," said Andy as the door clicked open.
Sharon pushed the door open and pulled Andy into the room by the lapels of his suit jacket.
Andy quickly shoved the door closed with his shoe before Sharon pulled him towards her and asked, "What if I don't want it to be gentle?"
"Just to be clear, you know you do deserve for it to be gentle too, right?" asked Andy.
In a moment of vulnerability, Sharon said, "No, I don't."
"Well, whoever made you feel that way doesn't deserve you," said Andy earnestly.
"And you do?" asked Sharon quizzically.
"Hell no," said Andy.
"Well, that's too bad for everyone else," Sharon smiled up at him.
"Yeah. I guess it is," said Andy.
"Can we get on with this now?" asked an antsy Sharon.
"Yeah," replied Andy as his hand cupped the back of Sharon's neck and pulled her lips towards his in a passionate kiss.
Sharon was first to stick her tongue into Andy's mouth.
As Andy steered them towards the bed, they both quickly began taking their shoes and the other's clothes off in between kisses.
When they were down to just their undergarments, Andy grabbed Sharon by her hips and pulled her towards him.
A moment later, Sharon gripped Andy through his boxer briefs.
"Someone's happy to see me," noted Sharon.
"Always," replied Andy with a shit eating grin as he took off Sharon's bra and then her panties.
Once they were face to face again, Sharon and Andy looked into each other's eyes, both of their pupils already dilated.
Andy's were a dark coffee color, while Sharon's were almost like emeralds, both glinting in the light of the hotel room.
Sharon broke eye contact first and removed Andy's boxer briefs.
As she sank down on her knees, looked up at him, and prepared to give him a blow job, Andy grabbed her hands and pulled her up from her kneeling position and onto her feet, before he said, "Pretty women don't belong on their knees."
Sharon couldn't help but laugh at that before she said, "Does that line actually work on other women?"
"I wouldn't know. It's the first time I've used it. Is it working?" asked Andy.
Sharon just laughed until Andy pressed his lips to hers in a fiery kiss, silencing her laughter at least and replacing it with a moan.
A couple minutes later, as Sharon eagerly pulled them towards the bed, Andy broke apart for air and said, "Guess it did."
"Shut up and fuck me," said Sharon.
"Aye Aye Captain," Andy mock saluted her.
"Also, stop doing that whole Captain thing. It's weird. Call me Sharon. At least between these four walls," Sharon told him.
"Your wish is my command, Sharon," said Andy as their breaths mingled together.
"Shut up, Andy or I swear to god-" said Sharon before Andy pulled her onto the bed with him as their lips met in another passionate kiss.
They made out for a bit before Sharon got impatient and she broke apart for air and said, "Just fuck me, already."
"Why? Got some place to be tonight?" asked Andy.
"In fact, yes I do," replied Sharon vaguely.
"Me too. Another guy?" asked Andy teasingly.
"Not by a long shot," said Sharon as she rolled her eyes at him.
Andy smiled at that and directed his penis towards Sharon's entrance and slowly slipped his penis inside her.
Andy then grabbed both of Sharon's hands and pinned them above her head before giving her a fiery kiss as he began a steady thrusting motion.
Sharon tried to wiggle her hands out of his grasp to no avail.
When they broke apart for air, both trying to catch their breath, Sharon whined, "Andy!"
"What?" asked Andy.
"Let go of my hands," said Sharon.
"Now, why should I do that? You need to relax and get off and I'm here to help you do that," said Andy cheekily from atop Sharon.
"I wanna touch you," begged Sharon.
Andy smiled at the admission Sharon had just made and released her hands from his grasp as her fingers went to graze his ribcage.
"Better?" asked Andy.
"Much better," said a relieved Sharon as Andy continued thrusting into her and her hands went to his back as her fingernails scratched it.
As Andy picked up thrusting speed, Sharon told him, "Deeper, Andy."
Andy's lips connected with Sharon's in a passionate kiss as he did exactly as she'd instructed.
"Fuck, Sharon. You feel so good around me," said Andy.
"Faster!" commanded Sharon.
Andy did indeed increase his speed and thrusted hard into her.
"Harder!" ordered Sharon.
Andy broke his lips away from Sharon's for a moment and told her breathlessly, "I don't think I can go much deeper, sweetheart."
"Shut up and get me off," Sharon told him impatiently.
Andy pulled out and thrusted back inside Sharon as hard and deep as he could go before he bottomed out inside her.
"Fuck! Yes Andy! Right there!" bellowed Sharon.
"Come for me, babe," whispered Andy into Sharon's ear.
As Andy continued thrusting, he could feel Sharon's walls tighten around his penis and knew she was close.
"Fuck Andy! Yes! Yes! Fuck yes…" Sharon trailed off as she came.
"God, Sharon! I'm almost there," Andy told her.
Sharon's lips messily connected with his as her nails scratched hard into his back as he came and her walls tightened around him once again.
"God, Andy! Touch me!" whimpered Sharon.
Andy stuck his fingers between them and played with Sharon's clit as she screamed, "Oh god! Yes! Right there!"
Andy continued his ministrations with Sharon's clit and said, "Come again for me babe."
That was all it took and soon Sharon was uttering expletives and Andy's name as she once again came undone around his cock.
They both fell onto opposite sides of the bed and off of each other as they both were breathing heavily from their previous exertion.
A couple minutes later, when Sharon finally caught her breath, she shakily stood up and retrieved her undergarments, clothes, and shoes from the floor as she began to get dressed again.
"Thanks for getting me off so good," Sharon said as she turned her head around to face Andy for a moment before slipping her heels on and facing back towards the door after she retrieved her purse from the chair next to it.
"You deserve that much," said Andy.
"Shut up, Andy," said Sharon as she walked through the now open door and shut it behind her, smiling to herself afterwards in the hallway.
He really was a sweet man when he wanted to be.
He definitely knew how to turn on the charm.
He was rough and gentle at the same time and Sharon was puzzled at how that could be.
It certainly defied his attitude at work.
He was a whole different man between these four walls.
Sharon couldn't put her finger on it, but she liked this version of Andy.
Unfortunately, as Sharon knew all too well, that could all be an act.
A/N: Thank you so much for reading! Feel free to leave a review if you so feel inclined.