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Chapter 31: Rocky Norms

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Hello, Bukharin here. And we are back to the 'Monkey Business' show. No, but seriously, shit has gone bananas.

To recap the events of the last few 'chapters', our beloved monkey god has gone through an existential crisis over his primitivism, secured the good shish to suppress the femme dominant with her panties dignifying a glorious victory, and I ended up in bed with a fake catgirl and a rather unexpected but very welcomed Ganyussy Qilin.

This last bit had stunned the literate illiterate to the point of interrogate the bisexually perplexing secretary, drawing answers that only made the poor horned and horny bitch even more sus to both me and my headpattable reformist. It all started back when Keqing was but just a child- actually no, TOS may try to strike my twitter ass down if I go this route.

It all began back at a time when Keqing started to play girlboss and extert hot and reliable lesbian aura, unconsciously tipping into Ganyu's inner theoretical libido. You see, my beloved readers, the Ganyussy has kinks and while she is strong enough to endure a source of one of those, the source of two and more can get her draconic cunt in a soppy circumstance.

You see, she didn't know that Keqing wasn't actually super-gay and suspected she truly was on the spectrum of pure lesbianhood. But as she joined Ningguang and Beidou in a 'simple dinner with the boss and friend', she got front view that her oblique view had been mistaken (sorta) and that the cute girl that was challenging big mama Ning-Ning, mistress of the pirate mommy the Tianquan was actually able to enjoy wholesome and then sexual content with Guys(tm).

It wasn't just there that her obsession found its root. The Ganyussy is good with plotting- but crappy at executing said plan. So, when she got her cousin to act as an excuse to 'stumble' upon us, her floffier pure-blooded Qilin of a cousin recognized the beginning of the petting in yours truly. So yes, Ganyu was stalking us for a while. She had been at it for long enough to ultimately decide something quite interesting.

She may be a Qilin and a vegetarian, but her lower mouth was clearly pursuing meats of both aisles. So, she checked on us while we were having a moment, patiently waiting with her hand already stimulating her tits through the soft fabric of her outfit and, once she knew fuckery was happening, decided to be a bit more reckless.

Turns out that drunk Keqing has some bullshit good hearing that had her catch the dragon playing guitar with her clit. The sight was embarrassing, but the lesbo kiss she got out of the intense discovery was enough to subdue Ganyu into getting dicked. Turns out the girl wasn't exactly a virgin. She refused to elaborate on the topic, only confirming that it had been a 'good experience'.

Keqing was quite mixed with the post-fucking reaction. She was surprised, scared, and stunned by Ganyu just being there to nuzzle against her titty, but it was also a moment of pride for the fake cat girl to enjoy the pure and wholesome and yet still erotic bliss of early morning cuddling as I went on to enjoy my new day and clear out my thoughts.

After all, the world wasn't dead, I had business to attend and...

"Hello, Traveler," I greeted, only for Lumine's wayward brother to give me a rather flat look.

"So, can we have a private conversation now, John?"

"Hi, John!" Paimon greeted chirpily, failing to calm the situation. "I think it's... important."

Well shite on a stick, I need to explain a very worried and concerned brother that her bitch of a sister was not a target of my lustful advances. Not only that, but that she was too DTFy for my own standards which, even as low as they were, did not condone that sort of unsanctioned breeding.

"So, you don't know where she really is?"

...

"Aether, did you just ignore the fact that your sister is trying to produce a new dynasty through my willy or are you playing dumb with me?"

"That's- That's still a problem, yeah, but I would like to first know where she is," The blond remarked, only leaving me very perplexed. And then I caught it- the smell of sex and it was a rather 'manly' sex.

"...You fucked yesterday."

The traveler froze and Paimon frowned before... gasping loudly. "That's why you and Xiao took so long!"

"Q-Quiet! I-it's not like that," Aether tried to justify but-

"Bullshit, I can smell the scent of pounded manly ass upon you. Trust me, me and Venti have done enough for me to know."

This time, Aether actually 'cracked'. "Y-You and Venti? Wait, is this why he started to do songs about hilichurls?!"

"He has? That's so pog!"

"...Paimon doesn't know what 'pog' means," The floating girl pointed out and I hummed.

"It's when something goes really good and sounds cool. Instead of 'That is so cool' it becomes 'that is so pog', Pai-Pai."

"Oh, Paimon will remember that!"

Yeah, Pai-Pai. Go forth and out-pog your opponents.

"S-Still, I suppose you have nothing else to say about Lumine."

"Yeah actually. I will not hold back in defending my pelvis if she tries to get rapey on me again, gotcha?"

"Y-Yeah?"

"Good and- Oh, Aether."

"Yes?" He asked in surprise as I was about to leave but just stopped for something else to bring to his attention.

"Do keep in mind that Inazuma has its own share of issues. The Raiden Shogun is not just going to sit beside you and be jovial as those in Liyue and Mondstadt," I explained to him, surprising him with this info. "To make it simple, someone coaxed her to ban visions. This fucks with people's minds and it is a problem. I know it sucks to be put through another 'nation-saving' mission, but you may have no choice about it."

...

"Ah."

"Yeah, that sucks- but think positively. I heard Oni are quite big, so if you want to take a proper club then-"

"N-Nevermind!"

I chuckled as I waved them both goodbye, leaving Paimon on a spree to further tease Aether about is propensity to fuck the males.

So, I was off to check on my business. Nahida was long overdue for some headpats and hugs, and as a loving daddy I have to give her that and more. Also, teach her the true meaning of domesticating a pseudo-Adeptus from the looks of it as I found Shenhe sitting by the entrance of the building with Nahida chatting animatedly with her.

Shenhe spotted me first and stood up from her chair, eliciting a giggle from Nahida as she realized what was up. Before I had even a chance to speak, the tall girl picked me up in a back-breaking hug. I had the muscles to endure it, but fuck that was sudden.

"Shenhe, I am fine- there's no need to be so worried."

I could tell that was the point, after all the girl was quite 'expressive' in this manner. She had a rather upset look, restrained but quite annoyed nonetheless.

"Where were you?"

"Handling some business with Keqing and Ganyu. What about you?"

Her hug lessened in intensity at my response and counter-question.

"With Cloud Retainer. She told me I can visit whenever I wish after training."

I smiled. "Glad to hear that. How are you finding Liyue."

"Peaceful, but empty."

"You missed me this much, uh?" I asked and she slowly nodded. "That's alright. No need to panic like this."

"Okay."

A click, and Nahida's Kamera took a picture from the scene. "And this shall be committed to memory~!"

Cheeky brat!

But as much as I wanted to give her cheeks a bit of a pinching, I could also tell that Shenhe was happy for the picture and... that she was meant to spend the night with us. Didn't expect her to find her place by my bed and that she tend to sleep nude on the mattress.

We all know what's going to happen next~.

AN

Shenhe can't stay behind Ganyu for long!

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