Is love simply a commodity when nonhumans experience it? A three-part one shot for a particularly strange yet profound scene in Blade Runner 2049 as seen through the eyes of three ill-fated lovers. Rated M for raw sexuality and possibly heavy metaphysical/existential musings. *Jointly published on my Ao3

Story #1 from the humorous Blade-Runner Extended Onion-verse AU. Something is bizarrely wrong with Officer Special-K. The Wallace Corporation seeks a new permanent CEO to supplant Gilbert Gottfried.. Many new BL Onion-verse characters established. We get to see up-close what the lives of K/Joe, Luv, Rachelprime, and Joi are like after the events of the Lucifer Cut.

A dramatic re-write of Blade Runner 2049. A single tiny choice made in the first act cascades and results in a completely different third act, and ending. Several epilogues detail the humorous fates of characters and the unglued "Blade Runner Land" AU that fill follow in later stories.

L'institution peu honorable des Blade Runners est aussi ancienne que les toutes premières déviances des Réplicants produits par la Tyrell Corporation. Ces chasseurs tenaces peinent toutefois à s'adapter aux mutations rapides de la nature de leur gibier. En 2030, cette profession est pourtant sur le point de connaître à son tour une mutation décisive.

At some point during the film, Rachael tries to approach Deckard, in search for clarification about her possible Replicant identity. So she sneaks into the lift to his bachelor flat, and waits here for the moment when he comes back home. Here is a definitely unofficial version of this scene. Beware: completely assumed schoolboy humor!

À un moment donné du film, Rachel tente d'approcher Deckard pour se renseigner sur son identité possible de Réplicante. Elle s'introduit donc dans l'ascenseur de son appartement de célibataire, et attend là le moment où il rentrera chez lui. Voici une version totalement non-officielle de cette scène. Attention: humour potache qui tache!

Officer 'QM' has a chat with her newest partner... Some years after the events of Blade Runner 2049.

Last scene: 'Blade Runner 2049', where Deckard recalls a poem by Rachel.

Several years before 2049, Officer K takes a mundane case for the LAPD. [Fic in a Box 2021 gift for tentacledicks.]

The Wallace Corporation has prepared this manual for interviewers conducting psychological examinations on replicants.

Five ways Joshi and Luv could have met, and one way they did.

K's life has been turned upside down twice in forty-eight hours. With his worldview broken, his relationships crushed, and his sanity questionable, he has to ask himself: why is he alive?

Ana gives K a place to hide and recuperate. K returns the favor. [Yuletide 2020 gift for DestielsDestiny.]

New York 2039...The years of Deckard are long gone. A new Blade Runner,Derek Mason, retires a new generation of Replicants that have gone haywire and seeking to flee Earth for a chance at freedom.

Leon joins the rebellion. [Turing Fest 2020 gift for EvilToTheCore13.]

Just another day ? for a humble, genetic designer... 'JF'

In 2051, an android policeman makes a discovery with his K-9 partner.

Soon after K blacks out, at end of BR2049... he awakes... somewhere.

I liked onomatopoeia, the rustle of leaves as they moved with the wind, the crunch of snow under my feet. It kept me sane, god knows the thing they made to keep me sane didn't work. But this was not a sound I heard very often. The buzzing of flies as they moved around a corpse.

For all i know, i could have just been in here for a few minutes, and A was dragging it out, they could do that nowadays. Or i could have been in here for millennia, A didn't tend to share these things with me.

A job in New York City prompts the LAPD to send its best blade runner, Rick Deckard, on the job to retire tens of suspected Replicants who are believed to be behind grotesque numbers of disappearances. On arrival, Deckard is bestowed a mission partner who is all too familiar, keen on sending him down the wrong path, but Deckard finds that there are far greater problems at stake.

People always tell you it comes easy. That although the build-up is hard, the actual act takes a mere second. Once its done, its done, no taking it back, no regrets, its over. For a few blissful seconds afterwards I was free, for those seconds, it was the safest and most free I had ever felt.

As he lies there, Agent K thinks back another replicant 30 years before who also had some profound words to say. (SPOILERS for the end of BLADE RUNNER 2049.)

Ficlets in honor of "Blade Runner Month" (November 2019).

Poem: Earth's ecosystems collapsed in the mid-2020s. The best and brightest were able to travel off-world. The rest however, were stuck on a decaying planet.