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Today I got a tiny Freddy stuffy that watches me while I sleep and will probably steal my soul!

Ah, the joys of FNaF.

The kinds of cheese I can name without looking them up are *inhale*:

Monterey Jack, cheddar, marble, Gouda, aged, white, cottage, brie, parmesan, Swiss (ew), blue, herb & garlic, feta, goat, Havarti, Provolone, mozzarella, cream aaand Stilton!

This chapter is really weird and random, I wasn't quite sure what to do with it soooo

Enjoy I guess!

Chapter 3

Foxy Is Kinda Weird

"Yarg, I'll make ye dirty scallywags walk the plank o' doom now!" Foxy yelled to the attackers, he waved his sword and sliced off all the attackers heads but two. He brandished his blood-covered cutlass dangerously.

"Who of ye cowards'll be brave enough the walk the plank?!" He asked. Then suddenly the vicious evil attackers flopped on the ground and became delicious spaghetti!

Slurrrrpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp...

Foxy slurped up the delicious creepypasta in happiness. Who needs girls when you have spaghetti?! Foxy wondered. Slurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppppp…

Chica slurped her fruit punch.

"This stuff's good!" She exclaimed, holding her non-alcoholic Freddy Fazbrew juice. Foxy slashed open his purple curtain.

"IT'S NOT FAAAAIIIIR I WANTED THAT SPAGHETTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" Foxy yelled in anguish. He was so sad about it, he forgot to speak in his pirate tongue.

"WHYYY DID IT HAVE TO BE A DREAM?!" He screeched. At that moment, Mangle and Bonnie came rushing into the party room to see what Foxy was screaming about. Foxy couldn't seem to get over this tragedy that would surely scar him for the rest of his life. The world had not turned into spaghetti? What could be worse than that?

Chica held up her hands.

"Alright. Why is Foxy screaming about spaghetti?!" Chica asked the question everyone had been thinking.

Mangle shrugged. "No idea. It's an enigma. Just like the time a few years ago when Bonnie was in his emo phase, and he decided to write this song..."

Putting his spaghetti drama aside, Foxy grinned at Mangle who was smiling evilly at Bonnie. The latter was glowering furiously at her.

"Oh, do tell, lass." Foxy drawled, sharpening his hook on the wooden beams. Mangle grinned back at him and waved her hands around for dramatic effect.

"Okay, so, basically it started off with a guitar riff, and then he started the song with- mmph hmmph mmph!" She was promptly cut off by Bonnie slapping a hand over her mouth.

"That's enough out of you, missy," He told her. Then he leaned over and whispered in her ear,

"I will personally murder you if you mention this again, and trust me, darling, it's not going to be quick." Bonnie hissed, the darling used to mock Mangle.

Foxy did a fake pout.

"Awww, I wanted to hear how it ended. Blast you landlubbers!" Foxy said, waving his hook in the air. He sauntered off to the kitchen to read the labels of various different pizza sauces. It was surprisingly relaxing.

The door jingled and Foxy could hear the sound of boots tapping on the tile floor. That's odd, he thought. Today's a weekend, nobody should be here. Maybe it was Ruby or some other worker. He signaled to the others and they all shifted into animatronic form as quickly as they could to prevent suspicion. Finally, Foxy got a good glimpse at the intruder.

She was possibly the most interesting person Foxy had ever seen, outfit-and-hair-wise.

She had shiny black hair that was cut short and buzz-cut on one side and short hair on the other. She had long bangs one one side that fell into her dark brown eyes, the bangs being dyed vibrant colours of violet and dark blue. She had so many ear, nose, and even bellybutton piercings that Foxy wondered if she was secretly half robot like him. She had a studded black leather jacket on, paired with a Rolling Stones cropped T-shirt and ripped jeans. She boredly popped her bubble-gum.

"Helloooo? I'm looking for the animatronics! I have a message from Ruby Roxanne!"

At the sound of Ruby's name, the five animatronics stepped out of the shadows. The girl grinned at the sight of them and snapped her gum noisily. If this girl knew Ruby, Foxy could tell that they got along great.

"Right. I'm Raven Roxanne, Ruby's older sister." Raven told them, blowing another bubble and popping it again. Bonnie rolled his bright green eyes.

"Well, I can see where Ruby learned her gum habits from." He muttered. Raven's brown eyes widened, surprised at the talking animatronic. Mangle groaned.

"Nice going Bon, you just blew our cover." She rolled her eyes (well, eye,) and with a blinding flash of light, she shifted into human form. Chica squealed.

"Oh, is that what we're doing now? Yay yay yay!" She immediately changed into her ghost form, and the other animatronics followed suit. Raven looked very, very confused, but she quickly shrugged it off.

"Well, I guess that makes a little more sense as to why my lil sis wanted to take a note to five clunky robots. I just thought Rubes was going crazy, well, more crazy then she already is." Raven muttered the last part, even though everyone heard it.

Bonnie fixed his bright green gaze on Raven, who snapped her gum loudly.

"So what's this note of yours?" Bonnie asked the bubble-gum-blowing girl.

"Oh, Ruby wanted me to tell y'all that she's feeling sick today and she can't come to work." Raven told them, and she blew another bubble.

Chica pouted.

"Awwww, I wanted her to stayyyy." She crossed her arms. Raven grinned and tipped her head to the side. When she did that, there was a metal tinkling sound like a windchime of her piercings clashing together.

"Oh, so you're the one Ruby keeps talking about. I see." Raven said with a nod. Chica gasped.

"What? She talks about me? What kinds of things does she say. Does she think I'm pretty? She does, doesn't she." Chica rambled. Mangle laughed at Chica and walked up to Raven, who glanced up at her and gave her a sort of half smile. Mangle smiled back.

"That's too bad. We were going to have a slee- ah- never mind." Mangle cut herself off when Chica shot her a look. Raven nodded and popped another bubble.

"Cool. Just, don't murder my sis, and try not to get murdered by her, kay?" Raven asked them, as if they needed to be instructed. Foxy nodded.

"Don't worry, lass, we'll try not teh make her walk the plank." He told her. Raven nodded, and walked out the door with a jingle and a snap of her gum. Freddy sighed.

"We should really get a lock on that thing." He muttered. Chica was bouncing up and down.

"Ruby talks about meeeeee!" She yelled. Bonnie nodded and tried to quiet her.

"Right, but you don't need to announce it to the world." Chica made an apologetic face.

"Sorry. It's just, well, eeeeeeeeeeee!" She did an awesome cartwheel and almost knocked three tables over doing it. The other four animatronics shared a glance.

"Well, looks like ol' salty sea bird over there's got herself a crush." Foxy commented.

Mangle casually glanced out one of the huge front windows and blinked her one yellow eye, noticing how dark it was outside.

"Wow, is it almost nighttime already? Jeez, that was fast." She said. Freddy nodded.

"Remember, no-"

"Turning into robots at night when it's the weekend." Everyone else chorused.

"You literally tell us this every single time it's a weekend. We know!" Chica groaned. Freddy rolled his eyes.

"Yea, but remember that one time I told you and you were all like, uGh fReDdY wE kNoW, so the next day I didn't tell you, and then you disobeyed me and you started trying to eat the tables?"

Bonnie let out a short bark of laughter. "I remember that! That was hilarious! You should disobey Freddy more often."

Chica crossed her arms.

"Th-that was a long time ago. I don't do that anymore!" She muttered. Freddy frowned.

"It is serious though. If Mangle hadn't blocked the door, you could have gone on a killing spree because there was no night guard available on weekends. We would have been all over the news and our cover would be blown. And then we'd get put in a museum and get...I don't know, dissected or something." Freddy ordered.

Chica nodded seriously.

"I know. I won't do it again. All I remember from that was a constant chorus in my head telling me to kill. That, and the yucky taste of metal from the table legs. It wasn't very pleasant…" Chica shuddered.

Foxy was wondering something. He walked to the back of the room, leaned down, and started biting a table leg. Everyone in the room stared at him.

"What are you doing?" Bonnie asked him.

"Ahm tying oo eep a tabl ike Eeka oo hee ow ip tashtes, anbuberth!" When everyone's faces turned to confusion, Foxy unlatched his teeth from the table.

"I said, I'm trying to eat a table like Chica to see how it tastes, landlubbers!" He translated for the group. Mangle laughed and folded her arms.

"And how did it taste?" She asked him. Foxy stuck his fingers in his mouth, feeling around. He yelped and pulled out a small sliver of black table leg metal.

"Like feet." He muttered, spitting another piece of metal out of his mouth. Chica laughed.

"Well, now at least I don't have to bear the pain alone."

There was a weird tapping sound coming from Chica's room. Mangle glanced at Chica, who met her gaze with her own sky-blue one.

"Well, uh, we're going to go to bed. Don't bother us, and don't go near our room!" Mangle said nervously. Foxy tilted his head to the side.

"Why are you-" He didn't get to finish his sentence before Mangle and Chica ran away to her room.

Now it was just Foxy, Bonnie, and Freddy. Foxy stuck his nose in the air.

"Well, those slimy scallywags can have their weird girly secrets. I'm going to go make a pizza in the kitchen. Who wants to join me?" He asked.

"Ugh, no way! You always steal all the good ingredients and leave us with like, mushrooms or pineapple or something trashy like that." Bonnie complained, running a hand through his pale blue hair. Freddy nodded.

"Yeah. Besides, I wanted to watch Ratatouille."

Bonnie laughed. "Is that the one with the weird rat that owns a restaurant? Like you?"

Freddy gave him a playful punch, and the two of them headed off to Freddy's room to go watch the animated movie, one Mangle would typically tease them, and Foxy, for watching. It wasn't their fault they didn't have such 'high-class mature tastes!'

Foxy sighed. Whatever. He didn't need friends for this. Foxy then sauntered off to the kitchen to make the most scrumptious spaghetti pizza ever made.

A/N

ooey gooey chewy pizza...now I'm hungry

Just so everyone knows, I won't usually upload every day like this. The uploads will probably be at random, but I'll try to upload as much as possible.

WOW THAT WAS A LOT OF THE WORD UPLOAD IN THAT SENTENCE

Random question of the day: Can you touch your tongue to your nose?

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~ghosty toasty