Sitting down at his desk was news anchor Tom Trench. He was currently going through paperwork, a task that everyone enjoyed. He had a little time to kill as he wasn't suppose to go on for another hour. Another thing he was waiting on was the news crew bringing him the stories that he and Katie Killjoy would have to report on. After he got done signing his name on the last piece of paperwork, he placed his pen on the table and sat back in his chair. He tapped his finger on the desk thinking of what to do now. He looked around the room and looked at the coffee maker that was in his office.

"Might as well," Tom said with a shrug of his shoulders. He grabbed a mug and prepared a cup of coffee to bring his energy up before he died of boredom. After thirty seconds the machine dispensed the coffee into the mug. When it was done, he picked it up with his right hand and was about to drink it, until a knock on his office door came. "It's open." He said to whoever it was. In came a few members of the news crew.

"Well Tom, here's what's on the agenda," spoken by Dexter, one of the field reporters. He placed a list on the table.

Tom placed the mug down and looked it over. He started to skim through the stories. "What is this stranger in hell story?"

"Well have you heard about this new guy in hell? Massive guy with green armor. He's suppose to be some kind of human. Any of that ringing a bell?" Dexter said.

"No. When did this come up?" Tom asked.

"Been a topic of talk for a few days now. A strange guy I'll tell ya that much," spoken by Emmett the cameraman.

"Yeah, we saw him in hell and tried to get an interview," Dexter said.

"So you didn't get one?" Tom asked.

"Welllll yes but also a huge no. This guy wasn't too cooperative. I'm going to stroll on in and say that he is not a people person," Dexter responded.

"Fucking guy has some anger issue for sure. The bitch snapped some of our equipment," Emmett said as well.

"He did?" Tom asked.

"Yes. Fortunately, he didn't break my camera so we have the footage from the fucking fail of an interview," Emmett said.

"Oh. Well, can you show me what happened? I want to see what this guy looks like," Tom requested, which was an easy request to accomplish.

"If you hurry your ass up and come to the broadcast room you can. The footage is being examined right now," Dexter said.

Tom Trench didn't bother to bring his coffee with him. "Alright, led the way." Dexter and Emmett did lead the way as they had to go through a few rooms to get to the broadcast room. There were two demons in the room right now who were going through the footage.

"Kamari, you done yet?" Emmett asked.

"Yes, it's all set," Kamari responded.

"Alright, play the footage," Tom requested. Kamari pressed a button and the footage began

(One hour earlier)

The Slayer had gone deep into the city. He decided that he would attempt to go through the so-called heart of Pentagram City. He could easily tell this place was the heart as the most demon activity could easily be found here. The time here was roughly around the evening. It had come to the Slayer's attention that this place was the most active during the night. He figured that was a known fact. It had been around three and a half days since he got stuck here and it was like that every night. Across the street, the Slayer had come upon a building he hadn't really seen up close, but in a distance. Porn Studios. The Slayer looked up and could see the large sign that read Porn Studios. Quite the crowd in front of this place. Seems that people have no self-control.

"Hey buddy," Dexter spoke to the Slayer. The Slayer slowly turned his head to see who was trying to get his attention. He saw three demons, one carrying a microphone, one carrying a boom mic, and one holding a large camera. "I'm Dexter with 666 news. You seem to have stirred up a lot of attention. Nobody really knows who you are, care to give us a little insight?"

The Slayer slowly turned his whole body to face the three demons, who he towered over. It seemed as if they were trying to interview him. He stared down at this Dexter with a mean glare. Dexter had an uneasy feeling as he didn't know what the Slayer was doing right now.

"Um. Hello?" Dexter asked for a response.

"I take it that it's a no on the insight," Emmett said as he zoomed a little bit on the Slayer. The Slayer looked at Emmett when he said that. To his right, the guy holding the boom mic wanted to get closer, so he moved forward and lost his footing a little bit. He stumbled forward and wacked the Slayer with the mic.

"Oh shit," he said as he backed up. It didn't hurt whatsoever, but it did piss the Slayer off. He turned towards this guy and took a few steps towards him. "Hey now, it was just an accident." The Slayer snatched the mic from him and crushed it into two. He then tossed the remains across the street. The three stared at the Slayer as he turned around and walked away from all three of them. He was done with this "interview."

(Present Day)

"And that's all we got," Emmett said as the footage came to a stop. "Can you see where the anger issue part came into play?"

"Yes. I suppose I can. What kind of demon is he?" Tom asked.

"I doubt he's a demon at all. He looks human," Dexter said as he folded his arms and leaned against the wall.

"I kind of thought so. I know I haven't been on earth in a while but that armor he was wearing. Never seen that before," Tom said. Those words have started to become a very common phrase when they see him. His Praetor Suit truly was a sight to see, an extremely advanced piece of armor that no one else could ever obtain. Something that he never went without.

"I think this could be our top story for today. We have a surprise human with anger issues who already is creating buzz around hell," Kamari suggested.

"I am sort of surprised that he never said anything," Dexter said as well.

"Yeah that was fucking odd," Emmett said.

"Whatever, we got a fucking story. So who cares," Dexter said.

"Alright. When are we going live?" Tom asked as there wasn't a clock near.

"About forty-five minutes," Kamari answered as he actually had a watch.

"Okay. I will go back to my office to get ready. Let me know when it's time," Tom said as he went back to his office. He sat back down in his chair in front of his desk. He then looked back down at the cup of coffee that still remained in his office. He nearly forgot about it after looking at all of that footage and the conversations. But lucky for him, the coffee was somewhat cooled off to where it wouldn't burn the inside of your mouth. He then sat back down and grabbed the cup and began to stall for time until he and Katie had to go on.

Time seemed to move quite fast as they were ready to go on for the evening news broadcast. Tom Trench emerged from his office and onto the set. It looked how it normally did, security time, camera crew, news crew all in the background. Tom went and sat down in his seat behind the table. He hoped this one went somewhat smooth. No huge conflicts. But with Katie Killjoy, that wasn't an easy task.

"Uh, good evening Katie," Tom said in a nervous tone.

"Tom," Katie responded back coldly. Not giving him much attention.

"I have been talking with some of our guys. Might have some big news topics tonight," Tom said trying to make some kind of conversation.

"Oh yeah? Like what?" Katie asked giving Tom a very disinterested look as what Tom had to say most likely wouldn't pique her interest.

"A story about that big human. Ya know, the guy in the big green suit?" Tom said. He said that last part because her facial expression didn't change when Tom talked about the Slayer. So it wasn't clear or not if she knew what the hell he was talking about.

"Oh, that fucking guy? Yeah, I have heard people talk about him. So what?" Katie asked. Clearly knowing what Tom was talking about after all.

"It is something different...unusual story in hell," Tom spoke.

Katie looked down on him with that same uninterested look she had been given him before speaking, "Sure. If that is what gets you going. Now, let's get this over with as I don't feel like losing money over this conversation." Katie then walked over to her seat. Tom did as well and sat down in the seat next to her. Katie adjusted her hair one more time before they went live. Tom cleared his throat and adjusted his clothes.

"Okay," the lead cameraman said as he pointed the camera right at the both of them. "We are live in 3...2...1," He then gave them a point to signal the go.

"Good Evening sinners, I'm Katie Killjoy," she said.

"And I'm Tom Trench. There has been a recent rise of discussion about a human man that seemed to drop down into hell," he said getting into the main topic of discussion.

"That's right Tom. Many have begun to wonder how a human did manage to squeeze its way into hell. Personally, I don't care, but others seem too," Katie said. "Earlier today, a news team was able to find this mysterious man and attempted to try and get an in-depth exclusive. But absolutely failed as they tended to do so." And that point was when the clip of the interview played.

"I think it is clear to say that someone has anger issues," Tom added in.

"You can say that again. Wonder who hurt this guy," Katie said with her fake smile still on her face.

Tom was set to speak next, but some members of the team were talking and then someone new came on the teleprompter for them to talk about. "Oh and would you look at that, there is apparently a new development in the works. A turf battle once again between Cherri Bomb and Sir Pentious was interrupted by a third party."

"Yes there was. The supposed man of the hour has made quite the fucking mess of the west side of Pentagram City," Katie spoke.

"I wouldn't really call that a mess," Tom said with a nervous look after saying that.

"Of course you wouldn't Tom. I wouldn't exactly call that clean now would I?" Katie said keeping her fake smile. "Another one of Pentious's terrible and brain dead ideas seemed to be stopped by this human."

"Who could have predicted this turn of events," Tom said.

"Probably no one, especially that stupid serpent as he strikes out yet again," Katie said, and while she said that, in the corner of the screen, a short video played of what the Slayer did. If this didn't show off some of his strength, what could?

"I think it is safe to say he is one tough nut to crack," Tom said as the video ended.

"You can say that. But that is enough of that, when we come back, we have an inclusive with the notorious overlord Vox as he is here to reveal a brand new piece of technology he has been working on. I fully expect this interview to actually be somewhat interesting, not like that waste of air time interview with the Princess," Katie said as she made herself laugh,"All this and more, after the break."


Pentagram City, West Side


The Slayer found himself in a newer part of Pentagram City that he had not seen yet. He didn't realize how big this place really was, and he was walking everywhere he went. It would mostly take him many days to truly explore every area. And he didn't even know about the six other rings of hell. But that is for another time. This area was not really a great sight to see. The area looked trashed. Mostly destruction resided here. As he kept walking, he spotted something big out of the corner of his eye. He turned to his right to see some type of odd vehicle moving across the ground. Running around the vehicle was a group of...eggs? That was something he didn't expect to see.

What the Slayer didn't know, is the fact he stepped right in the middle of yet, another gang war. And the cocky inventor driving this vessel was Sir Pentious. But the Slayer had no way of knowing who that was. He watched the vessel in the distance. All of a sudden weapons started to dispense from the side of the vehicle. Lasers were shot in all directions causing even more destruction to the already damaged area. The Slayer assumed this vehicle was just meant to destroy everything in its path. The Slayer then saw as one of the large weapons was pointed at him. In that instance, a laser shot out. The Slayer partially ducked as the laser went over his head and hit the building behind him. The Slayer had a mean look on his face as he took that as a sign of force. But what he didn't know was that Sir Pentious was firing at random, he just happened to be standing there. The Slayer wasn't watching the building behind him as the building collapsed from the structural damages and the debris fell on top of the Slayer, encasing him whole. The vehicle passed by where the Slayer was covered in rubble and kept firing with the small army following.

The Slayer's arm was the first thing to emerge. The large piece of rubble that was on him was launched to the side. The Slayer was clear of the wreck and watched as the vehicle went out of his sight. The Slayer's hands clamped up hard and turned into fists. The lifespan of this vehicle was at an end.

Inside of the vehicle, Sir Pentious was having a fun time. "NYEH HA HA. Come on out Cherri! Try and sssstop me THIS TIME. The armor I have installed on my great destroyer is too strong for YOUR PATHETIC EXPLOSIVESSSS," He exclaimed as he blew up another building. His egg bois followed along the vehicle as they was only room for Pentious and two other egg bois inside. He kept on driving along, until the demon he had been expecting arrived. The bulletproof window that he was looking out of lost it's visibility as multiple red smoke bombs filled the air. "ARGH THAT WRETCHED BITCH BLINDED ME," He then stopped the vehicle and pushed open the top to see if he could see where Cherri Bomb was.

"NICE RIDE OLD MAN. GOT ANY INSURANCE ON THAT THING? YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT," Cherri yelled from an unknown location. Sir Pentious couldn't locate the source.

"YOU KEEP ON THINKING THAT MISSSSY. I DARE YOU TO TRY AND DESTROY MY...DESTROYER," Sir Pentious responded back before he closed the top and manned the wheel again to find Cherri and try and kill her. The smoke started to clear up and Sir Pentious spotted Cherri on top of a building. He zoomed in and saw Cherri flip him the bird before throwing a few more bombs that dismantled some of the Egg Bois. "HOPE YOUR PREPARED FOR THISSSS." He shot a laser at the building, but Cherri leaped off before he could hit her. "YOU TWO. I want you to focusss all fire on that whore right now," he said to the two Egg Bois controlling some of the other guns.

"Yes Mr. Bossman," one of the Egg Bois responded. They did as they were told and began to fire at Cherri.

Cherri used her quickness to keep on moving from place to place and not make herself an easy target. She took cover and prepared a shot of a rocket to do some damage, but the rocket wasn't strong enough to penetrate the exterior.

"NYEH HA HA. Sorry CHERRI, BUT THAT ISN'T GOING TO WORK THIS TIME!" Pentious exclaimed.

"Uh, you know she can't hear us inside of this Mr. Bossman," the Egg Boi pointed out.

"I KNOW THAT YOU SIMPLETON," Sir Pentious exclaimed to the Egg Boi. "CONCENTRATE MORE ON FIRING AND NOT ON TRYING TO CORRECT ME!"

They did just that and kept on firing at Cherri. The Egg Bois outside attacked Cherri, but weren't having much success as Cherri could easily blow them to bits. Cherri found herself having some troubles today trying to destroy this vehicle. Her bombs weren't doing a whole lot. She got caught off guard when a laser shot close to her. The impact shot her back and sent her rolling across the roof. She groaned as that kind of hurt. She threw down a few bombs to cover her tracks. She leapt to the next building and hid behind a piece of brick still standing.

"Hm, the old man really came out strong today. Heh, guess I'll have to get creative. I'll give him a- AGGGGH FUCK," Cherri exclaimed as she felt a pain run through her body. She heard a collection of yells and a loud sound. It only lasted for a few seconds and the pain stopped. She then crawled forward to look down at the battlefield to see that a large amount of Egg Bois was dead. And Pentious's strong vessel suffered major damages. It was a direct hit of the BFG. And the BFG's plasma shot tended to cause damage to everyone around. "What the fuck was that?" She said to herself.

Sir Pentious let out a few coughs. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? What did she do?"

"I don't think she did anything sir. I never saw her fire," the Egg Boi said.

"IF THAT WASSSN'T HER. THEN WHAT THE FUCK WASSSS THAT?" Sir Pentious yelled. All of a sudden a loud thud was heard on top of the Destroyer. "What wassss that?" All of a sudden loud bangs could be heard and even more damages could be found. The Destroyer seemed to be rocking. "WHAT IS GOING ON?" He yelled as he held on tightly to his seat. He then heard the sounds of creaking and released the top was being torn off. Sir Pentious looked up and saw as the top of his Destroyer was completely torn off and you could see the red sky. He just caught a glimpse of a large green object. But he had bigger problems as the Destroyer seemed to go airborne. Sir Pentious and the Egg Bois yelled out as they were sent on a very dangerous ride. The vehicle came crashing down and ended up upside down. Sir Pentious was in a daze but was still alive. Couldn't say the same thing for the Egg Bois. They were in a sense, scrambled.

From outside, the Slayer had jumped down from a building and landed on top of the vehicle. He punched the hull a few times and tore off some of the guns. He then went for the big gun and gripped his hands into the hard material and ripped the large and heavy gun off and threw it across the drive. At this point, the vehicle was toast, but the Slayer wasn't happy with just toast. He then jumped off and lifted the large vehicle off the ground and threw it quite far. It hit the ground hard and rolled over several times before coming to a halt upside down. Now the Slayer was satisfied. He looked around to see a collection of the eggs and saw a look of fear in their eyes. Some of them held weapons still but didn't look like they wanted to fight him. It was like they had to and the Slayer could tell. The Slayer glared around and pulled out his pump shotgun and gave it a cock which scared the rest of them. They all dropped their weapons and looked scared shitless. The Slayer didn't bother to kill them as they didn't look like any sort of threat. He was done here. That damn vehicle wouldn't be causing any more

Now over to the cyclops who watched all this unfold. From the same spot she was, Cherri watched that entire encounter. From what would have taken her a long time to beat, took him a matter of seconds to destroy. And he fucking threw the damn thing like fifty yards. "Holy fuck. That's that damn human people have been talking about," she said to herself as she got closer to the edge. She saw the Slayer who just stood there with his fists balled up. He was staring at the vehicle he just singlehandedly dissembled. There was still a collection of Egg Bois still alive, but they seemed terrified of this man and didn't want to go near him. "What kind of human could do that? That was fuckin' awesome!" She saw him pull a shotgun out of literal nowhere and cock it to scare the eggs. "Where in the fuck did he pull that from?" All of this was Cherri talking to herself. She watched as this man kept the shotgun in hand and began to walk in the other direction.

Cherri then got off the roof in a timely fashion as she didn't want to lose this man. She could still see him as he kept on walking away. She took a moment to look at far the vehicle was actually tossed. "That's fucking inhuman," she said. She then picked up her pace to catch up to the Slayer. "HEY big guy!" She said loud enough to get his attention.

The Slayer stopped in his tracks. No one could see, but he had a mean look on his face as he turned around to see who called his name. He didn't bother to send his shotgun away as he expected this person to try and fight him too. He couldn't tell, but the tone in this person's voice didn't seem friendly. He held his shotgun in both hands and looked down at the girl demon in front of him. He immediately noticed her one eye, her blonde, pink and white hair, and her torn clothing. The Slayer gripped his shotgun tight as she stopped near him.

"WOAH, WOAH, Woah. I mean you no harm big guy," Cherri said with both her hands up in a sign of surrender. "You can put the shotgun away, just wanna say something." The Slayer didn't oblige and stayed exactly where he was. "Or don't. I just gotta say how fucking amazing that was. You destroyed that piece of junk with your bare hands. You really gave the old man a rough time."

It seemed well enough to the Slayer that this girl wasn't trying to fight him. Just wanting to compliment him on his..destruction. The Slayer wasn't trying to fish for any compliments. He decided to lower his shotgun and hold it out to the side with one hand. He would listen to what this demon had to say for a little longer. But if nothing seemed important, there was no point in listening any longer.