"Wait what?!" Blitzo said as he wasn't sure he heard right. "OH come on, are you fucking kidding me?"
"What is the deal here?" Millie said with a raised eyebrow as they all looked at Blitzo during his loud phone conversation.
"I dunno. Sounds like the usual shit with him," Loona said with her head resting against her left fist.
"Yes, it does. Any guesses on what the dilemma is this time?" Moxxie asked as he was quite enjoying the anger Blitzo was facing right now.
"Probably arguing with some client," Loona said and she was right about her assumption.
"Who fucking told you that shit? No, no, that is bullshit, how can you rely on...hello? HELLO? UGH, son of a goddamn whore!" Blitzo said as the person who was on the other line hung up on him.
"What's going on B?" Millie asked first.
"Yes, what crisis are you facing now?" Moxxie asked.
"It's not a fucking crisis Moxxie. And it's a situation that should concern us all as I just had the third client this week cancel on me," Blitzo answered.
"Another client? That is sure strange. Did they say why they were canceling?" Millie asked.
"Apparently some rumor is going on that is drawing clients to that damn human all the demons of Hell have been slobbering all over," Blitzo said.
"Care to share what the rumor actually is?" Moxxie said as Blitzo really didn't give them much information.
"Well apparently it is said that the human can travel to the world of the living and Hell, can go to any of the rings, AND to make shit just a little less convenient for us, he can kill demons in Hell and keep them permanently dead. So it sounds like he can do our shit but with a little more features which sounds like it may fuck us over," Blitzo responded.
"Wait what? But...but how? I mean there is no way he has hold of the book does he?" Moxxie said trying to think of an answer.
"No. I know that because it's right there on the desk," Loona said pointing a thumb towards the desk.
"Okay so that's not the case," Millie said trying to think herself.
"Oh, that bastard. He probably has a crystal. Yeah, that has to be how that bitch can go into the human world. God damn it, why would that horny fuck give him one of those," Blitzo said now angry at Asmodeus.
"Sir, if I may. I don't think that is the case," Moxxie interjected.
"Oh yeah? Alright, Moxxie, let's hear what else it could be then," Blitzo said.
"Well sir, if he already is a human, it means he was already a part of the living world so he had to get here somehow," Moxxie answered.
"I see what you're saying Mox. I don't think there are any of those crystals on Earth that he could obtain," Millie said.
"That isn't completely true. He could have possibly killed one of those succubitches on Earth and stole their crystal," Blitzo said.
"But how would he even know what it did?" Moxxie said as that crystal would seem unknown to any human.
"I don't FUCKING know here Mox, I'm just spitballing at this point," Blitzo said growing more and more frustrated.
"But wasn't he like...not from this world?" Loona said.
"Well of course he's not from this world, he's a human," Moxxie said in a tone that would make Loona feel dumb for saying that.
"I know that shorty that's not what the fuck I meant by that," Loona said insulting him back.
"So what did ya mean?" Millie asked.
"Well, demons around Hell have been saying stuff like he's not even from Hell, Heaven, or Earth. Like he's from somewhere different. Personally, I think it's BS but who really knows," Loona elaborated.
"Look I don't care if he's Earth, Hell, Heaven, or even some whorehouse in Louisiana, he's got some edge on us that I wanna find out," Blitzo responded.
"What is Louisiana?" Millie asked.
"I have no idea. I just saw the name when we were up on Earth so I'm guessing somewhere there. But that doesn't matter. I want to have a bit of a talk with this human who thinks he can come in here and steal my great business idea and steal my fucking clients. Well, I care more about him stealing my idea than my clients but you all get the fucking point!," Blitzo said in a long explanation.
"So what do you plan to do?" Moxxie asked.
"I think I need to have a little talk with this guy," Blitzo answered.
"Do you have to?" Loona asked as this sounded like a pointless thing to do.
"YES, I do. I don't want some whore stealing our genius business. I refuse to accept the competition. Besides, if these rumors that these people are saying are true I want answers as to how the hell he can do it," Blitzo said.
"Well, do we know where his business is at?" Millie asked thinking there was a business to begin with.
"Well...no. I don't know really any way to reach him," Blitzo said as he didn't think about that part. He then began to pace around the room. "Ah, okay I.M.P. new mission here. I want you all to work on finding information on this guy."
"Is that seriously our job right now?" Loona asked.
"Yes, it is my sweet Loonie. I mean it's not like we have a client right now. So, let's get to it," Blitzo said and so started their next mission.
Porn Studios
"I am not going to lie Velvet, the sales just keep going up and up with every new piece of tech we release. Those stupid demons of Hell are just eating it all up like never before," Vox said as he was looking down at his own personal phone, on that phone he was checking out the sales his company was generating and the money he was making. Let's just say it's a lot of damn money.
"Vox you know I'm always just so happy to hear of how much you continue to benefit from all this, I just wish you would continue to tell me more about it," Velvet said in obvious sarcasm.
"You know I can tell you are being sarcastic but I would LOVE to tell you more about it," Vox said as he sat down in a chair across from Velvet.
"Oh, you do that anyway. It always makes me so happy to hear how easy shit comes for you. You know creating the best outfits Hell has to offer is more challenging than you just coming up with some new bullshit tech that is ultimately just the same thing and calling it 'new'," Velvet said using air quotes on the word 'new.'
"I can't help it that Hell is full of a bunch of fucking morons. I'm sure you'd try the same thing if you could," Vox said.
"Well...I suppose I would," Velvet said with a grin.
"So...where's Tino at?" Vox said as he looked around for him.
"Haven't got a clue. But the last time I saw him he seemed to be in another one of those fucking moods of his. I swear something always seems to bug him," Velvet answered.
"Oh perfect...okay...what is it this time?" Vox said hoping to have something in mind before he tried to calm him down again.
"I'm not sure. I tried to guess what it could be but couldn't come up with it. I mean it's been a week since he finally got Angel back, I figured he'd be content by now," Velvet said.
"Great. Time for me to play the guessing game then," Vox said as he started to think of what it could be. "Did you do something to upset him?"
"No. And if I did, I really wouldn't give a shit," Velvet responded.
"I know that I didn't do anything. Wait did I? No, no I didn't. I don't recall doing anything. Yeah no it can't be me. Did he lose out on some deal? I mean that could be, or he lost one of his stars. Maybe Angel did something again. Perhaps he went back into hiding," Vox said out loud thinking of some ideas.
"Okay, can you like...think of that in your head and not out loud?" Velvet requested.
"The point of me talking out loud is for you to contribute yourself so we can figure this out. Sometimes this does include us both," Vox responded.
"Nope. I think this just concerns you, not me," Velvet said.
"Why do you never help me with this? We are the three V's after all," Vox said looking for some backup.
"Sure but he's your boy toy. I'm leaving that shit to you," Velvet responded.
The doors to the room opened and here came the man in question. Valentino walked into the room followed by a cloud of red smoke. Both Vox and Velvet could still clearly see that something was still bothering him.
"Heyyyyy Val. Something uh...something bothering you?" Vox asked trying to figure out a good approach to this.
Valentino took a deep hit and blew out a cloud of smoke. "I suppose there is. It's just...fucking Angel Dust."
"So Angel DID do something. I had a feeling," Vox said going back to one of his guesses.
Valentino just sighed at that. "No...he technically didn't DO anything. I can actually say that for once. It's just...when I look at him."
"Ah so he's wearing a downright terrible outfit, I should have known. You know you really should let me pick his wardrobe," Velvet said.
"No, it has nothing to do with what he's wearing. It's just...him," Valentino said which wasn't making a lot of sense.
"So you are mad that Angel is being himself? Val, I'm a little confused here as you already know how Angel is, I kind of thought you'd be used to it by now," Vox said.
"No, it's not that either. It's just...now whenever I look at Angel all I think about is all the shit that happened," Valentino said finally giving the reason.
"You are still mad about that? Why? It's done now. You got what you wanted," Velvet mentioned.
"But I didn't want those assholes to have any sense of victory during this. I never wanted them to have any power to make any fucking demands or deals! I just wish I could go in there and just be rid of them ALL. Especially that BIG. FUCKING. HUMAN." Valentino said as his anger grew with each word. But as he said each word, he fired three shots into the mirror in front of him which caused it to shatter and break. Smoke drew from the barrels of his guns as he stared at himself through the bits of mirror still on the wall.
Vox let out a sigh," Val, if you keep on breaking your fucking mirrors I am going to stop getting you new ones," he said as this was not the first time this happened. "I never understand why you can't just use one of the lowest class demons if you felt like shooting something."
"Yeah but to go alllll the way down there and find a demon worth shooting takes so much time. Perhaps I won't be angry anymore by then," Valentino responded.
"Fucking hell you have issues," Velvet said as she tilted her head all the way back in her chair.
"Thanks, doll, you're quite helpful you know that?" Valentino said with fake happiness.
"It's not my fucking job to be helpful. You've got assistants for that ya know?" Velvet said as she shot her head back to face Val to give him that answer.
"Yes but they're pretty useless most of the time," Valentino said.
Vox couldn't help but let out a small chuckle at that as he did kind of agree with that.
"Oh, I know that. These designers make me feel that way. But how about we get back to what the issue is here? You are still mad about all that shit with that hotel?" Velvet said to try and get the conversation back on track.
"In a way...yes," Valentino responded.
"But Tino, you got Angel back. I mean they failed to try and keep him from you. Sounds like a win to me," Vox said.
"Sure I suppose. But every time I see Angel now, it feels like a fucking pity win. In reality, I wanted to wipe the smug look off all those sluts faces at that hotel. Kind of like I just did to that mirror," Valentino said as he pointed a gun at the broken mirror.
"Well, why didn't you? I'm assuming it has to do with that cheeky red suit bastard?" Velvet said as she clearly was talking about Alastor.
"That is something that could cause problems as Vox tends to remind me...although I do find it a bit hypocritical on his part," Valentino said as now he was referring to Vox and Alastor's rivalry. "But that fucking human causes so many problems."
"Well why don't you just cut him out of the equation," Velvet said as she made a hand motion that would represent cutting someone's throat to illustrate her point. "He's not royalty, not a sin, not even an overlord, he also doesn't have any respected turf. Killing him would most likely not cause any issues."
"Yes...I have thought about that," Valentino said but he seemed uneasy when he said that.
"Well with the way you just said that it sounds like something is keeping you from doing that," Velvet said as she caught the uneasy tone.
"You don't think I've thought about killing him before? Now, it's not as easy as it seems," Valentino answered.
"Oh...I think I see what's going on. You're scared of him aren't you," Velvet said with a grin.
"Oh shut the fuck up," Valentino said dodging the question.
"You fuckin' are aren't you?" Velvet said as she wanted to keep pushing.
"I am NOT fucking scared of him. And if you think killing him is so easy why don't you march down there to do it?" Valentino said turning it on her.
"I don't get a fuckin' problem with the bloke in question, so why would I pick a fight with him? Sounds like you are the one with the issue," Velvet said as that was a fair argument on her part.
"If you must know, I need real good information on this bastard before I try anything. I mean you all know that no one has killed an Exterminator before and this bastard comes along and kills like 50 or more? I thought he was just some human with above-average strength in fancy armor but now I've found out that there is way more to him," Valentino responded.
"You've just now figured that out?" Velvet asked wondering if he was serious.
"For fuck sake's Velvet you know what I meant. I hate that this guy doesn't respond to threats or anything of that nature. He's so fucking odd it's crazy. I doubt there's a real good way I can fucking blackmail the guy 'cause frankly, I don't think he gives a shit and why can't he just give a shit about anything," Valentino said but now it seemed like he was about to throw a tantrum.
"Uh look, Val. I think you should just keep with your thoughts of needing good information before you literally try anything. Just stick with the small win you have for now, calm down, and don't do anything rash. Okay?" Vox said hoping he got Valentino to calm down.
Valentino let out a sigh. "Fine."
"There, see? Now we can move on," Vox said as this issue seemed resolved.
"Yeah, now that big baby has calmed down," Velvet added.
"You know what Voxy, I think instead of a mirror, I want to do some target practice on her," Valentino said as he raised a gun.
"Ha, you are fucking welcome to try that," Velvet said.
IMP City
It had been some time since the members of I.M.P. were given the tasks of finding information on the Slayer, mostly any information that led to his whereabouts, such as a phone number, a business, or just a home which the Slayer technically had one of those three and that eventually led the imps and one hellhound to their solution to the problem.
"I think I may actually have something," Loona said but wasn't that thrilled.
"Do you actually? Most of the things I have been finding have been really gross and sexual things about the human," Moxxie said as he felt a little disgusted by what he was seeing.
"Well I don't know what kind of things you are searching for but I shouldn't be surprised," Loona said.
"Wait what is that supposed to mean?" Moxxie asked as it sounded like Loona was insinuating something.
"I am saying you probably have some weird fetishes," Loona answered.
"I do not have any weird fetishes. I'll have you know everything I am into is perfectly normal," Moxxie said a bit more proudly than he needed to.
"Very normal," Millie said with a grin.
"Okay, I don't feel like hearing any more of this. BLITZ GET THE FUCK IN HERE!" Loona said as she shouted for Blitzo to come out of his offense.
"WHAT is it?" Blitzo said as he opened the door.
"I found what you wanted," Loona said as she waved her phone around.
"Aw, I knew I could count on you Loonie. So, what do you get for me?" Blitzo said as he was ready to listen.
"Well it doesn't seem like he has any actual business but I know where he's staying at. He's staying at some hotel," Loona said as she showed them all the names of the hotel.
"What the hell is a...Has-bean Hotel?" Blitzo said as he tried to say the name right but failed.
"I'm pretty sure it's Haz-bin," Moxxie said correcting his mistake.
"Who cares what it's called we know where to go. To the fucking van everyone," Blitzo announced.
"Do we all have to go?" Loona asked.
"Yes, we do. Let's go because we might have to kick some ass so come on," Blitzo said.
"Great," Loona said as she got out of her seat and followed reluctantly behind the rest of the imps.
They all opened the door out of the office and went towards the elevator in the building. They all piled into the elevator and selected the button for the 1st floor.
"Okay, now where the fuck is this place?" Blitzo asked as he started up the van.
"I'm not sure. I can't find it on any map," Loona said scrolling through her phone.
"What so it just doesn't exist?" Blitzo asked.
"Well maybe it's new so it's not on a map yet," Moxxie said giving a possible answer.
"Well ain't that just fucking perfect makes it real fucking easy for us to find it doesn't it?" Blitzo responded.
"It doesn't say it anywhere online?" Millie asked.
"Not that I can see," Loona answered.
"Well we could always ask someone," Millie added.
"I am not going to ask some random bitch on the street for directions. We can figure this shit out on our own," Blitzo said.
"Well, what about the book? It could probably bring us there," Millie said referencing the grimoire.
"Aha! Mills that is a great idea, this is why I pay you," Blitzo said with excitement.
"I thought you paid us to kill?" Moxxie said not getting the joke.
Blitzo sighed and face-slapped himself, "Moxxie I just hate the fact you just cannot understand a joke once and a while. You know what fuck it, I don't give enough of a shit right now. Everyone out of the van." They all opened the doors, stepped out of the van, and walked to an open part of the parking lot to have space to make the portal. "Okay my sweet Loonie, work your magic."
Loona let out an annoyed sigh at being called Loonie again. Using the grimoire she conjured up a portal and after a few seconds a portal appeared in front of them.
"Perfect. Alright let's fuck some shit up," Blitzo said as he was the first to walk through the portal.
"I thought we were just going to talk?" Moxxie said as he was now unaware of what they were actually going to do.
"You never fucking know with him," Loona said as she walked through.
"Come on Mox," Millie said as she grabbed her husband's hand and pulled him through.
The members of I.M.P. were now standing in front of the Hazbin Hotel. They all looked up and down at the large hotel that they never even knew existed until today.
"Well that looks like a Has bean if I've ever seen one," Blitzo said as he said the name wrong again.
"Sir once again it is pronounced HAZ-BIN. You know? Hazbin? Meaning no longer popular, successful, or happy?" Moxxie said and gave a definition thinking that would help.
"Moxxie you giving me the definition wasn't necessary. But let's just go inside and talk to this bitch," Blitzo said as he began to walk towards the door.
"Now sir, if I may ask how do you tend to handle this situation?" Moxxie asked as he as well as Millie and Loona followed.
"What do you mean by that?" Blitzo asked.
"Well, you don't tend to handle things in the most...mature way. I feel like you won't handle this in the right way," Moxxie answered.
"Okay shut the fuck up. I don't need to hear about how I handle things because at the end of the day, I get shit done, I can't say the same about you. So don't worry about how I'm gonna handle this," Blitzo said as he approached the door. He rubbed his hands together and positioned himself to wind up a kick. He then raised his left leg and kicked the doors open while shouting, "ALRIGHT SLUTS we've got business!"
"That was real mature sir," Moxxie said as he walked behind him while letting out a sigh.
"Perhaps you and I have different versions of mature," Blitzo responded.
"What the fuck is this?" This came from Husk who was one of the two demons in the lobby, the other was Sir Pentious.
"You two! I got some shit to ask," Blitzo said as he walked toward them.
"What the fuck do you want?" Husk asked in an annoyed tone.
"What kind of shit is going on here hm? You all here trying to steal my ideas?" Blitzo questioned thinking they'd know what he was referring to.
Husk and Sir Pentious both looked at one another with a confused look on their faces. "SSSSteal your ideas?" Pentious asked as he was lost.
"Yeah! What kind of place is this? Is this 'hotel' some front for a larger operation? Running some type of killing business?" Blitzo asked again using air quotes.
"What kind of shit are you on?" Husk asked trying to find an answer to this question.
"I am not on anything pal," Blitzo responded.
"Look here shorty I don't know what the fuck you all came here for or why you just kicked down the doors but clearly you must have the wrong place or wrong fucking idea. So do us all a favor and scram," Husk ordered.
"Oh, shorty huh? Well, this shorty's got a few tricks up his sleeve," Blitzo said with a smug glare as he pulled his flintlock out of hiding and pointed it at Husk. This drew a mean look from Husk's face as he was ready to attack until Moxxie intervened.
"WOAH, woah. Sir. I think you should step back for a second and let me speak," Moxxie said as he stepped between them and pushed Blitzo's gun down. Moxxie then cleared his throat before speaking again. "So first off, we were under the impression that the human was staying here?"
"Ugh of fucking course. That seems to be the only reason people come here," Husk said rolling his eyes.
"So he is here?" Millie asked.
"Well he does ssstay here, but he's not here right now," Pentious answered.
"Oh great. So where the fuck is he?" Blitzo asked.
"Out. I don't fucking know where exactly, we don't keep track of where he goes or what he does. He's just not here," Husk answered.
"Hmph, well that's a fucking predicament," Blitzo said as he put a hand to his chin and began to pace around the lobby.
"So is there a good chance he'd come back here?" Millie asked.
"Well, he normally does. So if I was a gambler I'd say there's a very high chance he'd come back," Husk responded.
"I thought you were a gambler?" Pentious said.
"Shut the hell up," Husk said in response.
"So what should we do?" Millie said to her group.
"Well they obviously don't have much tabs on where he would have gone or where to find him now," Loona said first.
"Apparently not...well it looks like we might have to wait here for a while," Blitzo said.
"Do we have to?" Loona asked as that was the last thing she wanted to do.
"Yes, it will just be for a bit. I really don't feel like scouring the city for this guy nor do I feel like making another trip ALLLL the way out here," Blitzo said.
"Blitz we literally used the book to get here, it LITERALLY took us less than ten seconds," Moxxie said which he wasn't wrong about.
"Moxxie for once can you not follow up what I say with one of your little SMART REMARKS!" Blitzo responded as he raised his voice towards the end of his sentence.
"Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if you USED YOUR HEAD!" Moxxie said doing the same thing as Blitzo.
"Are you going to stand here and just bicker all day or do you have something better to do somewhere else," Husk said wanting this conversation to be over.
"No...we are not. We will be staying here...until that guy comes back," Blitzo said.
"Oh great," Husk said as he was less than thrilled. He then heard Sir Pentious mimic the sound of clearing his throat by saying "ahem" to let Husk know he was supposed to have a different attitude about people wanting to be in the hotel. "Oh I mean oh greatttt I'm so happy about that," he said with a fake smile on his face. "I need a fucking drink."
Pentagram City
Another day, another day of roaming throughout this Hell for the Slayer. It felt like this realm was becoming more and more common to him. He had spent a good portion of walking through Pentagram City during his time here and he began to remember where a lot of things were. In a way, it's like he was becoming an ordinary citizen in Pentagram City. But as the Slayer started to realize that he had pretty much seen all that this ring had to offer, he started to ponder the idea of seeing the others. He had a feeling of what some of them might entail as he knows now that the seven rings of Hell are based on the Seven Deadly Sins. He already had been to Lust, although that was probably the last one he would have been interested in going to if he knew how that elevator worked before.
Now you might think that the longer you stay at a place, the more you grow accustomed to it. In the Slayer's case, that was not it in the slightest. The Slayer still despised this ring. While some areas of the Pride ring weren't awful, there were plenty of areas that were full of chaos and demons that were filled with sick desires, greed, and bad personalities, and overall most demons were just a dick to one another. But the Slayer still hadn't received the full "experience" as the demons still feared him and no one would dare try to tell him to "go fuck himself" or anything of that nature to avoid becoming his next target.
As the Slayer had spent time in this realm he realized that most demons acted the same. Except for one. Charlie. She was nothing like any demon in this realm, she was kind, caring, and put others before herself. That kind of personality was very rare. And of course, the place to find it was this Hell out of all places. Because she was in this realm he felt bad for her, at least a little bit. But feeling bad for someone was not in the Slayer's repertoire. It seemed like more and more odd feelings kept coming while the Slayer was down here. From spending most of his existence fighting against the hordes of Hell, spending his time training and fighting along the Night Sentinels to now being in some type of society was certainly a massive change to get used to.
"Ah if it isn't the big man himself," Alastor said as he disrupted the Slayer's train of thought. The Slayer is around to see Alastor standing there. "Out for a stroll hmm? I must say I do enjoy those myself. I also don't know if you realized this but that one meeting you are invited to is today. You know...from that letter you received several days ago. I happened to be heading that way myself and wondered if you were as well. Because if you happen to, I must say that you are going the wrong way."
The Slayer did forget about that as he had practically pushed that invitation out of his mind because he did not care to meet with some demons to talk about anything. And since Alastor told him that the way he was going was the wrong way he would proceed that way as he had no interest in going and that is exactly what he did.
"Suit yourself," Alastor said with a shrug even though he was probably the only one who heard that as the Slayer proceeded away. As Alastor began the rest of the journey to his destination he found it to be a bit of a pity that the Slayer was not going to attend. He wasn't thinking it as some massive opportunity that the Slayer was blowing and that he was making a grave mistake that he would regret for the rest of his life, no it was nothing of that sort. It was more of his curiosity taking over here. He was curious to see what the other overlords wanted him to attend for and what they even wanted to discuss. In fact, with Alastor being quite aware of the Slayer's destructive and violent side he almost wondered if some fight would break out. Oh, that would certainly be entertaining wouldn't it? A lot of these overlords haven't actually had to use their true powers to fight anyone in the longest time. When they even had to use any powers it was usually to intimidate someone or to kill someone who stood no chance. But against someone who had no fear and could take it. Well...the possibilities are endless. I mean sure, there could very well be no type of violent action taken if he was to attend and that is most likely what would happen. But Alastor can wonder, can't he?
With all this wondering he was doing he lost track of time and didn't realize how far he actually had gone as he was at his destination. As he stared at the various elevators that go up to the interior of the building, he still kept thinking of just convincing the Slayer to come. And after he started thinking he started doing. He then snapped his fingers and a few seconds later, the Slayer appeared in front of him clearly confused. The Slayer looked all around him to see that he was now in a different area in the blink of an eye. He was well aware of the process of things such as teleportation. He knew that demons in this realm had powers and he had a strong feeling of who just did that.
"Ah welcome back," the demon in red started the conversation with a greeting as he saw that the Slayer was giving him a mean look at the fact he had just teleported out of nowhere. "Oh don't look so grim, in a way, you should be thanking me. I am giving you a second chance to rethink your decision as I believe that this is quite the opportunity. I mean you aren't just a tad bit curious to see what they want with you? I know I am."
The Slayer was in fact curious as to what lay in store for him but did he care enough to actually go in and see? No. He did not. The Slayer simply stared at Alastor before giving him a non-verbal answer by turning his back to Alastor and starting to walk away.
"You know...if you just walk away again...I can just bring you right back here as much as I want," Alastor's voice began to become lower pitched. In a way, that may have not been the best thing to say as that didn't sit well with the Slayer. He turned back around and started to slowly approach the Radio Demon. He stood just a foot away from him. His hard stare and large presence towered over Alastor. His fists grew tight as he did not like anyone trying to act like they could control him or his actions however they pleased. This started to annoy Alastor as he was someone that was use to getting his way in these sorts of things. His history in Hell, his status made demons cower in fear and submit to his will or they would face a terrible fate. But, he kept on getting met with someone who wouldn't back down. So he decided to take a different approach. "Heh..you know...I am not quite someone..who enjoys others invading my space," Alastor said as he started to use his own scare tactic. His limbs started to grow longer, his antlers started to grow, and his eyes grew black with a red aura, the area around him was becoming very distorted and staticky, and his height now reached higher than than Doomguy's. "And I really don't think you understand just what...or WHO I am. " He exclaimed as he was using all he could to provoke the fear in this man's heart. This always worked on every demon he ever came across.
But once again...absolutely nothing. To Alastor, the man was unchanged; wasn't bothered in the slightest and that was pissing the Radio Demon off. The man still remained just as fearless and angry as usual. He then stared up at Alastor while slowly reaching behind his back and revealing his Super Shotgun for Alastor to see. He held it in both hands while staring right back at Alastor's cold, dead eyes. The Radio Demon cocked his head at the sight of this unusual weapon and could tell that this man had the balls to fight him then and there. He was daring Alastor to make the first move. But, this conflict was interrupted by another Overlord.
"Um. Am I...interrupting something here?" A new voice said that noticed the extremely tense situation going on right now. Both men looked to their left to see who just said that. The demon was unknown to the Slayer, but not to Alastor.
"Ah, Rosie! Why it has been such a long time," Alastor said as he returned back to his regular form. He made his cane reappear in his hands.
"Yes, it has. Why it's certainly been years. I hope I didn't interfere in what was going on here," Rosie said as she waved a hand at both of them.
"Oh no, no. This was just a little discussion between two associates. It was like two large bucks butting heads with one another," Alastor said while butting his fists against one another to paint a picture.
"I see. I also see what made you choose that metaphor," Rosie said speaking on the fact that Alastor was a deer-like demon and he mentioned bucks. "So this is him, isn't it? This human I've heard about."
"Why the green armor and human skin didn't give it away?" Alastor said.
"I suppose it should," Rosie spoke with a smile. "Well, he is...quite big and very muscular for a human. Oh, that's quite the weapon there. So, I heard that he was invited to our next meeting. I suppose that is why he is here."
"Well in a way I suppose you could make that claim," the Radio Demon responded. But he then looked back at the marine before speaking again, "Although, I don't know if he's quite set on it yet."
"Well, I assure you they all just want to talk with you. Perhaps open up some opportunities for all of us to work with one another. Nothing bad should happen here," Rosie spoke trying to offer some type of words of encouragement.
"Absolutely nothing bad will happen. So, will you be joining us this day?" Alastor questioned as he and Rosie stood by the elevators.
The Slayer looked over at them and then looked away. He began to grit his teeth and clench the handle of his shotgun tightly as he wanted to just leave. But, at this point, he was right in front of the building of this meeting after all. I mean sure, it wasn't by his wishes but nevertheless, he was here. So, just to see what this was about he would go. He then turned to face them both, took a few steps towards them, and slightly directed his shotgun towards the elevators as a sign for them to lead the way. But he would make sure to keep his shotgun handy for this one.
Heaven
Up in Heaven things were going mostly the same as always...except for Adam. He was growing a little annoyed and restless as he began to think a lot about the last extermination.
"Um, are you alright? You look troubled," Lute said as just he and Adam were together in one of his planning rooms.
"I am not troubled, I am just throwing around ideas in my head," Adam responded.
"What would that be?" Lute asked.
"Well before I was as satisfied as always with our extermination but lately...not so much. I really feel like we didn't hit the stride that we always hit and I don't feel satisfied with it," Adam said as he kept pacing back and forth.
"I won't disagree with that. We lost far too many for my liking. Even losing one is too much. But don't worry, those mistakes won't happen again," Lute assured as the thought of their forces being slain stlll didn't sit right with her.
"Well that's nice to hear, but it's not quite what I was getting at here. Along with that...I just didn't feel good enough about the...oh what's the word I'm looking for? Massacre! Yes! The massacre we caused. I think we need to make up for it," Adam said.
"I agree. Next cleanse we will make sure to do that," Lute agreed.
"I am glad to hear you say that because I have been jamming out and coming up with a few ideas myself," Adam said feeling proud of this idea.
The Exorcist looked at him with a type of raised eyebrow wondering what he was coming up with, "What idea is that?"
"Well, I feel like we should mix up the extermination a bit. I love the entertainment but I want more of it, if you get my drift?" Adam responded.
"I think I do," Lute said.
"I knew you would. Okay. So. Instead of doing just one extermination every year, we do it every six months. Huh? How does that sound?" Adam said looking for feedback.
"Oh, that sounds like a good idea," Lute says.
"Yes, it does. But maybe, we can do better. What about every five months...well actually five doesn't really go into twelve all that well and that's a little confusing and doesn't really flow well. Okay, maybe not that. What about every four, or three, two, or hell, we can say fuck it and do it every month. How about that, an extermination every month?! Sounds like a great idea to me. What do you think?" Adam said as did a lot of thinking there.
"Um. Well I...um," Lute said trying to think of how she wanted to answer. She also saw the smile from Adam's face fade.
"Why do I feel like you are not into this idea as much as I am?" Adam asked making motions with his hands.
"It's not that the idea of going down to slaughter those sinners every month isn't a great idea. I just think that if we were to do that, down the road there may be very few sinners left to kill. If you get where I'm coming from." Lute answered.
"Oh. Hmph, okay that certainly is a fair point and that could be a realistic scenario. Okay! Fuck that idea we will go back to the original idea. EVERY six months. Yeah, that sounds good" Adam said coming to a final conclusion.
"That does sound good sir. And who knows. Perhaps one day, we could make it sooner than six months," Lute said going back to his other ideas.
"I like the way you think. If those demons do get too out of line down there, we'll give them a real shitty time," he responded as he couldn't wait to put it into motion. "Alright great we'll make it official. By then our army will be fully operational and we'll stick it to those bastard sinners in Hell. And if that human wants to try some shit this time, we won't be surprised this time," Adam said as a large grin came on his face.