The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!

by Vgn Golley

Abandoned in a forest by a group of wizards, a Human/Demon Hybrid baby boy was later found by an old man named Gohan, who had taken care of him and another boy that had fallen from the stars for a few years before getting killed, which left the boys orphans and alone until they were found by a blue-haired girl named Bulma as their lives changed forever! Full summary in 1 chapter.

2. TAOSRITWODB: S1-EP2

Hey, guys! Welcome to the next chapter of The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything, except for my OC's.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

~[The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!-Theme Song]~

Find the Dragon Balls! Look out for them all!
You can search around the world with me.
Gotta heed the call of magic Dragon Balls!

Deep in Mount Pazou, we see Goku and Ramji standing in place with the sun shining behind them brightly as the Son Brothers had their arms wrapped around each other with smirks on their faces as they suddenly gasped at the sight of their Grandfather's Dragon Ball floating in front of them as it then zoomed off into the air with the rest of the Dragon Balls flying after it as Ramji and Goku looked on in awe/amazement.

What a great adventure this will be!
You can climb on board, 'cause the Nimbus and Magic Carpet doesn't wait!
A fantastic journey for your dreams — a thrilling mystery!

The Son Brothers could be seen falling down from the sky as Goku twirled around his extended glowing Power Pole and Ramji had his seal-tattooed arms stretched out ten times their usual length as a grinning Goku swung his magical weapon at the readers and Ramji threw a couple of extendo-punches at the fourth wall before each of them crashed landed on the Nimbus and Magic Carpet as they flew off into the air while doing a couple of loop-de-loops in mid-air as the young teenagers laughed joyfully.

Through the fires of time, they've waited patiently.
When all seven balls you find, the Dragon is set free.
Rising, rising, mesmerizing, unbridled ecstasy.

A couple of brief images of a pair of serious and glaring Goku and Ramji in fighting poses could be seen flashing across the screen as we then see Bulma riding across the desert on her Capsule Corp Bike with Oolong riding behind her as he snuggled up to her with a perverted look on his face, much to Bulma's annoyance as she proceeds to kick him out of the bike, forcing a huffing and puffing Oolong to ran after her as a serious-looking Yamcha could be seen riding beside Bulma on his own bike with a smiling Puar hanging onto him by his shoulders as we then cue over to the Kame House and see a stoic Master Roshi standing on top of Turtle in the middle of the ocean while throwing up a peace sign as he smiles goofily.

Radiant and shining, hidden somewhere in the field,
Luminous and blinding, with your desire revealed.

Ramji and everyone else could only look on in pure shock and awe as all of the seven Dragon Balls were finally joined together and proceeded to glow brightly as a massive burst of yellow light occurred and began slowly shaping itself into a humungous green magical dragon as it lets out an impressive loud roar that rang out across the area.

Ageless, timeless, what you'll find is beyond belief!

Let's try, try, try, look high and low!
Search the sky and the sea below!
Let's try, try, try, seize the day,
And make new friends along the way!

The Son Brothers could be seen flying through the sky on their respective flying companions as they turned to each other and grinned as Goku and Ramji shared a high five before letting out a couple of excited cheers as the young martial artists began racing each other across a large volley of giant mountains and laughed as they zoomed across the air at incredibly fast speeds.

Find the Dragon Balls! Look out for them all!
Come and hunt those Dragon Balls with me.

A glaring, red-eyed Goku could be seen roaring at the top of his lungs as he transformed into his Great Ape Form and burst through Emperor Pilaf's Castle as an enraged and out of control Great Ape Goku began destroying everything in sight as a serious, determined Ramji could be seen flying up to confront his little brother on Magic Carpet while a terrified, nervous Bulma, Yamcha, Puar, and Oolong could be seen running away from the giant ape monster as they screamed fearfully.

Gotta heed the call of magic Dragon Balls!

Goku and Ramji could be seen letting out battle cries as they were fighting against Yamcha, who lets out his own battle cry as he swiped his sword at them, but Goku was able to block it easily with his Power Pole as a smirking Ramji through an extended punch at Yamcha's face, causing him to grunt in pain as Goku proceeds to slam him down into the ground with his Power Pole as Yamcha crashed landed onto the ground with a pained whimper.

What a great adventure this will be!

Set a course for action, adventure doesn't wait!
A fantastic journey for your dreams — a thrilling mystery!

A smiling Ramji could be seen sitting on Magic Carpet, which was floating in mid-air as Goku rested on his lap and leans against his older brother's chest as their friends appeared while flying next to them on a yellow flying ship as they waved at their friends, who waved back as Ramji, Goku, Bulma, Oolong, Yamcha, and Puar turned to the camera to give the readers a big bright smile as they all laughed.

~[The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!-Theme Song Over]~

{The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!-Season 1, Episode 2: The Journey to find the second Dragon Ball!/Meeting Master Roshi!}

With the sun setting on the horizon, we see the trio traveling through a small blue bridge as they had spent the next five hours making their way through the plains on one of Bulma's other bikes that were colored red/gray and, while it was slower than the last one, the Son Brothers weren't complaining though as they were taking in the new sights before them with wide, awed, curious eyes as Bulma giggled at this amusedly while wearing a new outfit due to her pink dress getting ripped and damaged during the whole pterodactyl incident, and also because it was stained with her pee, so after taking a quick bath on a nearby lake, Bulma was now wearing a blue jacket with the words 'Bulma Briefs' planted on each side of her sleeves, a white T-shirt underneath, black gloves, a red fanny pack, gray pants, and black shoes as she also still had her hair up in a high ponytail.

"Wait, Bulma, stop!" Goku suddenly yelled, drawing the attention of the older teens as they turned to look down at him curiously.

"Why?" Bulma asked as the young, naive alien boy smiled up at her innocently.

"I just saw a giant snake! That should last us until dinner!"

"Ooh, a giant snake does sound good, right now. Bulma, pull over, so that we can kill the snake and cook it." Ramji says as Bulma's face went green, and she squealed in disgust.

"Ewwwwwwww! Hell no! That sounds so gross, guys! If you don't want to gross people out, you two need to stop eating frogs and snakes and things."

"Well, what else are we supposed to eat, princess? In case if you haven't noticed, there isn't exactly a shop or a stand trying to offer us food to eat." Ramji says sarcastically while making sure to get a good grip on Goku so that he won't fall off from his lap as Bulma turned to glare at him in annoyance.

"Keep your GI on, pervert. I have some food for us to eat, but you two need to wait until we set up camp somewhere."

"Fine, I'll wait, but if we don't give Goku something to eat soon, he will keep complaining and winning about it all day. Trust me, I know from experience." Ramji says knowingly as Bulma rolled her eyes before her attention was brought over to Goku, who had jumped onto her with his usual cheery innocent smile.

"Hey, Bulma, since there are seven Dragon Balls in the world and we have three of them already, we only to get four more right? That'll be easy!" Goku says as Bulma gives him a disbelief look.

"Are you crazy!? I guess since you and your brother are country bumpkins and live nowhere, you two don't know, but the world is a huge place! It's going to take us a long time to get the rest of the Dragon Balls!"

"Oh, okay, then...hey, Bulma?"

"Yeah?"

"I'm hungry!" Goku whines childishly as a thick mark appeared on Bulma's head, and she turned over to see Ramji giving her a knowing, smug look as the blue-haired girl sighs in annoyance.

"Fine, fine, if you're that hungry, then I will stop so that you can eat. It's getting dark soon anyway, so its probably best that we set up camp now and continue driving tomorrow." Bulma commented with a shrugged while driving the bike over to a large nearby meadow as she parked it, and the Son Brothers quickly jumped out of the vehicle as they began stretching their stiff limbs from sitting around for hours on end.

"Ah, alrighty then. Bulma and I will set up the tent and start up the campfire. Goku? You go out and find something to eat. Also, keep an eye out for a place where we can bathe, like a lake or something. Some of us still smell like pee." Ramji says while turning to look at Bulma teasingly as she rolled her eyes with an embarrassed blush on her face.

"Oh, shut up, asshole! Anyway, do you honestly expect a delicate girl like myself could camp out in a field like this? Besides, there's no need to sleep out here like savages since I have my Hoipoi Capsules to help shelter us." Bulma says while pulling out her box of Hoipoi Capsules as she began rummaging through it.

"What? Are you telling me those little capsules can house...well...a house?! Now, that's just ridiculous." Ramji says as, while he was willing to believe that those capsule things can store vehicles, the idea of a tiny capsule being able to store a house sounds too far-fetched for him.

"He, he, he, looks like someone isn't as civilized as we though." Bulma says while sticking out her tongue at Ramji immaturely as he glared at her with his eye twitching in annoyance. "Just stand by, guys, while I find the right place to put our temporary home in." Bulma says while getting out of her bike as she walked off a few feet away from the Son Brothers.

"Hmmm, I don't like those magic witch bombs, Ramji. They creep me out." Goku says with a shiver as Ramji simply shakes his head and reached out his hand to pat Goku on the head reassuringly.

"Don't worry, bro. You will get used to it. I mean, you were really scared of my magic for a while when it first appeared ,but you got used to that, right?"

"Well, I guess you're right, I suppose." Goku says with a frown just as Bulma found the right spot to plant their temporary house as she grunted, and tossed the Hoipoi Capsule forwards as it landed on the ground a couple of feet away from the group and the capsule blew up as a large smoke cloud with the words 'Bom!' on it appeared.

"Whoa!" The boys exclaimed in shock as the cloud dissipates and the Son Brothers were shocked to see a small white Capsule House as Ramji blinked in surprise.

"Huh, apparently capsules can carry around Houses. Who knew?" Ramji says with a shrug as Goku looks incredibly nervous but, after his older brother rubbed his head to calm him down, Goku was brave enough to follow after Ramji and Bulma as they made their way inside.

"Make yourselves inside." Bulma says while turning on the lights as she took her blue jacket and placed it in a racker as Bulma also took off her fanny pack.

"Whoa, Bulma, you made it light inside but its still dark outside!" Goku exclaimed in shock and awe as he glanced around the small but cozy house.

"Chill out. It's a little something we call electricity. Were you two transported from the Stoneedge or what?"

"What part of living in a forest our whole lives do you not understand?" Ramji says to Bulma deadpannnedly as the blue-haired girl had the decency to look sheepish. "Anyway, Goku, don't freak out. Just think of Bulma's lights being similar to our lights back at home but a hundred times better."

"Oh! Okay!" Goku says with an understanding smile as Ramji smiled back and rubbed his hair as the Son Brothers began exploring the house with Bulma watching them with a warm smile on her face, finding their brotherly relationship to be adorable as a mischievous idea popped into her head, and Bulma grins slyly as she grabbed onto the tv remote and turned on the TV as it showed a channel of an orange-haired guy playing horrible music as Ramji and Goku screamed in fright from the sudden noise.

"Aah, geez, Bulma! Give us a warning, why don't ya?!" Ramji yelled while glaring at Bulma as she giggles evilly.

"Oh, no! That guy is trapped and is trying to break free from the glass by playing that horrible music!" Goku screamed as he didn't understand what a TV was, and Ramji opened his mouth to explain, only for Bulma to change the channel into a chick flick as it showed a handsome man hugging a blonde-haired woman close to his chest.

"Lyla, I love you."

"Kiss me, you fool." The woman says as she and the man share a hug and lean in to kiss each other as Ramji blushes lightly by the sight of it, Goku (Of course) looks confused, and Bulma was blushing heavily with hearts for eyes.

"Hey, Ramji, what's this thing?" Goku asked while reaching out to grab the remote from out of a distracted, love-struck Bulma's hands as Ramji blinked at his little brother's question before grinning widely as an idea for a revenge plan flashed on his brain.

"Quick, Goku, press that button over there." Ramji says while pointing at the channel button as Goku nods.

"Just one little kiss!" Bulma says excitedly as the man and the woman were about to share a romantic kiss, only for the channel to change as it showed a roaring monster and a screaming, panicking Bulma fell down from the floor as the Son Brothers laughed.

"Ha, ha, revenge is sweet." A smirking Ramji says as Bulma glared at him and fumed as she stood up from the floor.

"Oh, shut up, you little forest gumpy!" Bulma yelled with a glare before her face scrunched in disgust as she sniffed around and gagged as a foul odor began emitting across the room. "Hey, what's that smell?" Bulma asked before leaning over to the Son Brothers to sniff them as her face went green, and she was quick to cover her nose as Bulma glared down at the boys sternly. "Ugh, you two stink! Ramji, Goku, you two need a bath!"

"Well, you don't exactly smell good eighter, Ms. I peed myself." Ramji says sassily as Bulma glared at him with a blush. "Anyway, at least your right about one thing, we do need to take our nightly bath, so Goku and I will go in first while you wait here."

"What?! Why do you two have to go in first!? I need a bath too, and why do you two have to take a bath with each other anyway!" Bulma screeched as Ramji rolled his eyes and crossed his arms with a small glare.

"Well, first of all, Goku and I should take a bath first since we stink more due to being unable to bathe last night in a lake on the account of a certain someone refusing to take a bath." Ramji says while glaring at Goku as his little brother smiled at him innocently. "Second, Goku doesn't know how to bathe himself properly, so he will need my help in giving him a bath. Third, if your complaining that much about waiting to take a bath, then how about we all take a bath together to save some time, huh?" Ramji asked jokingly, but Bulma didn't know that he wasn't actually being serious as she blushes heavily and looks down before mustering the courage to look back at Ramji with a firm look on her face.

"Fine, let's do it."

"Wait, what?!" A shocked Ramji asked while blushing immensely as Bulma sees this and grins slyly as she nodded with a chuckle.

"Yeah, you said it yourself. Let's all take a bath together to save some time. Unless, of course, your scared of me seeing your tiny little thing." Bulma mocked teasingly as Ramji grows angry and growled as he nodded.

"Alright, then, sure, let's do it." Ramji says as he and Bulma raised their arms to share a handshake while glaring at each other as Goku looks in between them curiously.

---

Thirty minutes later, we see a naked Ramji and Goku inside of Bulma's bathroom as they were lying inside of a bathtub that was filled with water and bubbles as the young Saiyan was playing around in the bath happily while the Human/Demon Hybrid was leaning against the tub with a relaxed look on his face, but on the inside, Ramji couldn't help but to be a little nervous of taking a bath with a girl, even if his brother was around, as the bathroom door opened and both boys turned around as they saw an equally nervous Bulma standing by the doorway, wearing nothing except for a towel.

"Don't look!" Bulma screamed with a glare as a blushing Ramji looked away while covering a confused Goku's eyes as the blue-haired teen took a deep breath before taking off her towel, revealing her naked form as Bulma made her way over to the tub and gestured at the Son Brothers to move forwards a bit as they did and Bulma was quick to drop herself inside of the bathtub as, thankfully, the bubbled reaches up to her shoulders and covered her naked body from view. "A-Alright, let's begin with our bath, but if I swear that if either of you looks at me, I will kill you.

"Same goes here, Princess." Ramji snarked back while not looking at her as Bulma huffed but begins washing her body as Ramji reaches out to grab the soap and begins washing Goku's back as his little brother continued playing with the bubbles.

"Wow, this is cool! I've never been in a bathtub before! And all of this bubbles is fun!" Goku exclaimed as Ramji smiled a bit amusedly, momentarily forgetting about his hormones and the fact that a naked girl was bathing behind him as he finished scrubbing Goku's back and begins washing his hair with a bar of soap.

"I'm glad that your having fun, bro." Ramji says as Bulma looks over at the Son Brothers and couldn't help but to find it cute on watch Ramji bath his little brother with so much care in the world, but then she frowned as Bulma realizes that Ramji wasn't washing Goku's hair properly since he was using a soap and not a shampoo as she frowned and reaches out to tap Ramji's shoulders to get his attention.

"Hey, Ramji, you're doing it wrong. Your not supposed to wash hair with soap. That's ridiculous. You use shampoo. Here let me show you." Bulma says while standing up a bit to lean in and grabbed onto Goku, unknowingly flashing her tits to Ramji as he blushes heavily but didn't say anything as Bulma places Goku in her lap and reaches out to grab the shampoo bottle as she squirted some in Goku's hair and begins washing it.

"Ooh, that feels nice, Bulma." Goku says with an innocent smile on his face as Bulma rolled her eyes at this and scoffed.

"Don't get too happy, kid. I don't do this often to boys I just met, but your brother here doesn't know how to wash hair properly, so I'm doing him a favor. You should consider yourself lucky." Bulma says haughtily as Ramji rolled his eyes in annoyance, his growing boner dying down due to Bulma's bitchiness as he whirled around in the bathtub and faced the duo as, thankfully, Bulma didn't make a big deal about this due to Goku covering up her body from view. "Man, no wonder your hair stands up, its never been washed." Bulma commented while using the showerhead to wash water onto Goku's body, wetting his hair as it flopped down against his head. "Now, lets watch your-Huh?!" Bulma says before blinking in surprise as she looks down and noticed Goku's tail floating around in the water in front of her.

"What in the world? How does this thing stay on, kid?" Bulma says while reaching down to grab Goku's tail as she stared at it with a raised eyebrow. "I thought it was attached to your pants. Did you super glued it to your butt?" Bulma asked before she begins pulling on Goku's tail as the little boy yelped in pain.

"Ow! What are you doing?! Stop! That hurts!"

"Bulma! Stop pulling his tail! It hurts him when you do that!" Ramji yelled with a glare while reaching out to grab onto Bulma's arm firmly as he knows how much it hurts Goku when someone grabs his tail on the account of all of the times that Ramji tried to grab it in the past.

"Well, of course, it hurts him. You recklessly let Goku super glued this fake tail on his butt." Bulma chastises while letting of Goku's tail as Ramji, in turn, lets go of Bulma's arm and huffs as he laid against the bathtub.

"Bulma, I don't think you quite understand that Goku's Tail is not fake. It's very much real. Look, Goku, show her." Ramji says to Goku, who nodded as he grunted and manipulated his tail to reach out and grab a nearby brush as Goku began scrubbing his back. "See? I told you it was real." Ramji says to a stunned Bulma, who couldn't help but stare at the moving very real tail as her eyes widened in shock, and lets out a loud shriek. "Again with the screaming?! Why do you scream so much!?" An annoyed Ramji says while covering his ears as Goku did the same.

"I-I can't believe it! It moves! Your tail is real?! Ramji, why does Goku have a tail!?" An alarmed, scared Bulma asked while pushing Goku away from her as the young boy landed in Ramji's lap, and his big brother was quick to continue giving him his bath.

"I...honestly don't know. Goku always had a tail, ever since Grandpa and I found him in the woods near our home, and nothing bad ever come from it, so we decided to not ask questions." Ramji half-lied as he had a theory on why Goku has a monkey tail, especially after the night that his Grandfather died, but with no way to gather any hard evidence, Ramji decided to leave his little theory on Goku on hold...for now.

"I don't know what's the big deal, guys. Grandpa told me that all boys have tails. It just takes a while for a few of them to grow tails like Ramji." Goku says innocently as Ramji rolled his eyes at his Grandpa's lie while Bulma actually looks to be convinced by what he said.

"Oh, wow, maybe he's right. I've never actually seen a boy naked before, so it might be plausible, but I thought they only have things growing in their front. Maybe they have them tuck inside their pants or something?" Bulma thought to herself curiously while looking over at Ramji as she glances down and blushes as Bulma looks away and places her hand on her chin with a thoughtful look on her face. "Hmmm, maybe Goku's lying about Ramji being a late bloomer, and he really does have a tail, but he's probably too embarrassed and doesn't want anybody to see it...wait, that might be the reason on why Ramji was so nervous earlier and didn't want to take a bath with me! Ramji's tail is probably smaller compared to other boys his age, and he doesn't want me or anybody else to see it and make fun of him! Oh, this will be excellent blackmail for days to come." Bulma thought to herself with a mischievous grin on her face as she chuckled. "Now, I just have to find a way to make Goku go away, so that I can ask Ramji to show me his tail. Hmm, what type of distraction should I use-,"

"Hungry now, bath done!" Goku says enthusiastically while jumping out of the bathtub as he reaches down to grab his clothes and magical weapon before running out of the bathroom with a laugh as Ramji tried to reach out for him.

"Wait, Goku! Your bath is not done yet-Oh, what's the use." Ramji says deadpannedly as he watched his brother running out of the room while closing the door behind him as Ramji sighed heavily and pinches the bridge of his nose in irritation as Bulma blinks at this in surprise.

"Huh, weird coincidence, but I will take it." Bulma thought to herself with a shrug before turning to Ramji as she smirked at him slyly. "So, Ramji, Goku has a tail, huh?"

"Yeah, he does-Wait, don't tell me that you still don't believe that his tail is real? You literally watched him moving around his tail without touching it." Ramji says while crossing his arms as Bulma shakes her head.

"No, no, don't worry, Ramji. I believe that Goku's tail is real, but I have another question to ask."

"What is it?"

"Can you show me your tail?"

"My what?!" A bewildered Ramji asked as Bulma nodded with a grin.

"Yeah, show me your tail. I know you have one, so whip it out already." Bulma says impatiently, not knowing how inappropriate her words were as Ramji blushes lightly before composing himself as he glared at her weakly.

"Bulma, are you nuts?! I don't have a tail!" Ramji yelled as Bulma rolled her eyes at this and scoffed.

"Yeah, right. I know you have one. And, seriously, having your little brother lie that you are a 'late bloomer' is pathetic. Look, just show me your tail. I want to see if all boys really do have one." Bulma says with an intrigued look on her face as Ramji groans slightly and blushed as he rubbed his neck and sighs heavily as the Human/Demon Hybrid gave her a flat look.

"Your not going to drop this, are you?" Ramji asked blankly/knowingly as Bulma nodded with a smirk as Ramji rolled his eyes but nodded. "Fine, look, here, I will show you that I don't have a tail." Ramji says as Bulma nods and scooted to the end of the bath as the red-eyed teen took a deep breath before standing up from the bath as Ramji turned around to show Bulma his ass. "See? I don't have a tail anywhere near my butt."

"Huh, I guess he really doesn't have a tail." Bulma says in realization as the only weird part about Ramji's body was the huge bloody red tattoo in the shape of a giant demon-like clawed hand planted right onto his back with big red swirls around it and the demonic seals that were littered across his whole body. "Not even a hole from where his tail will pop out. I guess not very boy has a tail." Bulma thought to herself while leaning in to stare at Ramji's naked body with wide awed eyes as she blushed. "Mmm, his butt looks nice. Rather firm." Buma says mentally before noticing something dangling in between his legs as Bulma blushes heavily and dunks her head in the water to cool down her red-faced head as a rather raunchy idea popped into her head and a shy Bulma pulled her head out of the water as she looked up at Ramji nervously. "Uh, Ramji?"

"What is it?" Ramji asked while dropping down onto the bathtub as he turned to an anxious Bulma.

"Uh...well...you see, Ramji...I was wondering if you would be kind to...show me your dick."

"WHAT?!" A shocked Ramji asked while blushing heavily as Bulma nodded with her own blush growing larger as she rubbed the back of her head nervously.

"Y-Yeah, I always wanted to see a real-life boy's cock, and Goku doesn't count since he's just a kid, so please show me your dick."

"Wow, I have waited my whole life for a girl to say that, but now that it actually happened, I'm incredibly nervous right now." Ramji thought to himself with a tense frown on his face as his heart was beating rapidly. "Look, Bulma, I'm not sure if I can-,"

"Oh, come on! I let you see my breasts! The least you can do is show me your dick! Its only fair!" A glaring Bulma says while puffing out her cheeks in a way that a reluctant Ramji is forced to admit was incredibly cute as he sighed heavily and nodded.

~{SMALL LEMON, IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THESE TYPES OF THINGS, THEN I SUGGEST THAT YOU SKIP AHEAD}~

"Okay, here it goes," Ramji says as, after taking a deep breath to steel his nerves, Ramji fully stood up from the bathtub and used the showerhead above him to watch away from the soap and bubbles from his body. "S-So, what do you think?" A nervous Ramji asked while shakily placing his hands on his hips, exposing his flaccid 5.8-inch-penis to a heavily blushing Bulma as she stared at it in amazement.

"W-Wow, so this is a real boy's cock. I mean, I have seem some dicks online but seeing it in real life is surreal." Bulma says while leaning closer to stare at the young teenage boy's cock in awe as she begins breathing heavily, and Ramji moaned a bit at feeling Bulma's hot breath washing over his junk as his dick started growing until reaching full mast as Bulma gasped. "Whoa! It got big!" Bulma exclaimed while staring at Ramji's erect 7-inch-dick in wonder as Ramji blushes in slight embarrassment at how enthralled Bulma seemed to be with his dick, but couldn't help to be proud of himself as he grinned.

"Yeah, it does that when I get aroused. My Grandpa taught me all about the birds and the bees when I reached Puberty." Ramji says while mentally sighing in relief as he was scared that Bulma will find his dick to be small, but it seemed that wasn't that case as the busty teen hadn't stopped staring at his cock.

"R-Really? So, you know how to m-masturbate and stuff?"

"Y-Yeah, why?"

"C-Can you show me? I-I always wanted to see a boy masturbate in front of me." Bulma says with a self-conscious yet excited look on her face as Ramji blushed, and, usually would've refused the offer, but considering that the house only had one bathroom and he was horny as hell, the Human/Demon Hybrid decided to agree to her request as he nodded nervously.

"S-Sure, but I need something to help...get me off." Ramji says awkwardly as Bulma blushes and looks down as the blue-haired girl realized that she didn't bring any of her dirty magazines and didn't want to get out of the tub to grab her phone from her fanny pack as Bulma was scared that Ramji will change his mind or Goku will ask questions and ruin the mood. After much thinking, a risky idea popped into her head as Bulma bit her lip anxiously but, due to feeling extremely horny after seeing Ramji's big dick, the young teen decided to follow through with her plan as Bulma looks up at Ramji.

"W-Well, if you need someone to help get you off..." Bulma trails off as she stood up from the bathtub and uses the shower head to wash away the soap from her body as Bulma smiled down at a stunned Ramji seductively. "...then why don't I help you?" Bulma asked nervously while placing her hands on her hips as she exposed her C-Cup breasts, hairy pussy, and plump ass to Ramji, whose jaws were dropped in shock as his whole body went red and his cock twitched.

"R-R-Really?!"

"Y-Yeah, but only to masturbate! You can't touch me nor put your dick inside of me! I want my first time to be with my future boyfriend! I'm simply doing this to experiment!" A blushing Bulma says as Ramji nodded eagerly.

"Yeah, yeah, sure." Ramji says while looking over Bulma's naked body as he reaches down to grab his dick and begins stroking it.

Biting her lip a bit, Bulma sits down on the side of the bath as she watched the admittedly handsome teenage boy stroking himself with sexual fascination as Ramji stared at Bulma's tits intently, and the blue-haired girl couldn't help but feel a strange sense of satisfaction of having someone masturbate to her as Bulma decided to spread her legs wider to give Ramji a good look at her glistening pussy. Moaning, Ramji continued beating his meat to Bulma's naked form as his muscular hand moved up and down his large shaft, and bits of precum leaked out, lubricating his cock and enabling Ramji to stroke his dick faster as Bulma started getting hornier and hornier by this and decided to join in on the fun as she reaches down to stick two fingers into her vagina and moans loudly as she started touching herself.

Both teenagers had spent the next ten minutes masturbating to each other vigorously with Ramji moving his hand up and down his cock at a fast pace and Bulma sticking her fingers into her pussy and grabbing onto her tits as she twisted her nipples and moaned loudly as Ramji did the same. With lust filling his body, a horny Ramji decided that he couldn't take it anymore as he stops stroking his dick and waddles over to grab onto Bulma and lifted her up into the air as the startled young teen wrapped her legs around his waist and was about to speak up only for Ramji to lean in and kissed her on the mouth while grinding his dick against her wet pussy as Bulma moans with pleasure by this and kissed Ramji back as she wrapped her arms around his shoulders.

"Yes...yes...faster Ramji, faster!" Bulma moans in between the kiss with hearts in her eyes as Ramji grunted and was all too happy to comply with her demands as his thrusts started getting faster with Bulma's love juice spreading all over his cock, lubricating it even more as Ramji's dick went in and out in between Bulma's legs.

"B-Bulma...I'm sorry, but I can't hold it in anymore! I'm going to cum!" Ramji exclaimed with a hard moan as they stopped kissing, and Bulma whimpered in delight as she smiled at him reassuringly.

"I-Its okay, Ramji, I'm going to cum too! Let's do it together!" Bulma yelled as Ramji smirked and nodded as they leaned in to kiss each other, and Ramji decided to go all out by grabbing onto Bulma's ass roughly as he started sliding his dick in between Bulma's pussy lips at a fast pace, causing them to grunt and moan as Ramji continued giving a great pounding to a lustful Bulma before a familiar sensation went through their bodies as Ramji grunted and ejected a stream of hot gooey cum from out of his penis as it strikes against the wall in front of him and Bulma lets out a loud pleasured scream as she had the greatest orgasm that she had in her life and sprayed her cum all over Ramji's lap as both teens panted heavily from their first real sexual experience.

~{SMALL LEMON OVER}~

"W-Wow, that was...wow." Bulma says while panting heavily as a satisfied Ramji sat down on the ledge of the bathtub with a still naked Bulma laying on his lap as Ramji leans in to kiss her again.

"Y-Yeah, wow." Ramji says with a satisfied blush on his face after he stopped kissing Bulma as she giggled a bit before putting on a serious look on her face as the busty teen glared at him.

"Now, don't start thinking just because you give me the greatest orgasm of my life means that I love you or anything. I still want to wish for my perfect boyfriend, and I don't love you like that at all." Bulma says sternly as Ramji shrugged.

"Eh, I honestly feel the same. Don't get me wrong, what we did here was great, and you are pretty hot, but I don't have any romantic feelings for you at all, Bulma." Ramji stated bluntly as Bulma beamed and clapped her hands together happily while making her boobs bounce a bit as Ramji stared at them.

"Great! I'm glad that you were able to understand! Now, my plan is for us to continue...experimenting with each other privately so that when I get my perfect boyfriend, I will be able to have the experience to keep him satisfied. What do you think?" Bulma asked as Ramji hums thoughtfully and begins to think.

"Well, being able to have sexual relations with a girl does sound sweet, and I do need the experience when I find my own perfect partner one day, so what the hell, let's do it. Let's be friends with benefits!"

"Awesome, perfect." Bulma says with a smile before feeling Ramji's dick grow bigger and poke her butt as she gave him a surprised look. "Wow, you were able to recover that fast?! I thought boys had to wait at least ten minutes to get hard again?"

"Eh, I have developed a lot of stamina thanks to my Grandfather's training. Anyway, you mind helping me out with my little problem?" Ramji asked flirtatiously as Bulma grinned slyly and nodded.

"I will be happy too~," Bulma says seductively while leaning over to kiss Ramji as she begins grinding her large ass against his cock, and both parties moaned lightly as they contained making out. Meanwhile, elsewhere, we cue to Emperor Pilaf's Castle as we zoom in and see a small blue imp-like creature resting on the end of a large table, eating some dinner as he was talking to his minions, a humanoid dog, and a cat, with a firm, stern look on his face.

"Well, did you bring me a Dragon Ball yet, guys?" The Imp-like creature asked as the humanoid Cat smiled cheerfully while the Humanoid Dog flinched and sweated nervously as he shakes his head. The creature is a 2-feet-tall, 34-year-old, Imp-like Monster-Type-Earthling male with black eyes that have no eyebrows, a bald head, pointy large ears, no nose, four-fingered hands, a short slim built, blue skin, and his outfit consists of a multi-colored hat, a green red and black tunic with a frill on the neck, blue pants, and black shoes. His name is Emperor Pilaf, the self-proclaimed future ruler of the Earth.

"No, sire, we were unable to find any Dragon Balls." The humanoid Dog says as Pilaf narrowed his eyes with a growl. The dog is a 3-feet-tall, 30-year-old, Animal-Type-Earthling male as he resembles an anthropomorphic Shiba-Inu dog with black eyes, pointy large ears, a big snout with whiskers, four-fingered hands, a short built, ginger fur that covers his entire body except for his face/paws as they are colored tan, a large fluffy ginger-colored tail, and his outfit consists of a purple kimono with a hood, a yellow shirt underneath, a white sash, purple hakama pants, black tabi socks, and straw waraji sandals as he also carries around a short Japanese sword. His name is Shu, Emperor Pilaf's loyal ninja lackey.

"Actually, we were really hungry, so we decided to skip the search and come here to eat." The humanoid cat stated with a cheery smile and a giggle as Shu stared at her in shock while Pilaf looks absolutely livid. The cat is a 3-feet-tall, 25-year-old, Animal-Type-Earthling female as she resembles an anthropomorphic black cat with black eyes, pointy large ears, a small cat-like nose with four whiskers on each cheek, four-fingered clawed hands, a short slim built, black fur with spots of white around her eyes/hands/feet, a long black tail with a white tip, and her outfit consists of a large white sunhat with a long floral pink dress and black sandals as she also carries around a large wrecking ball that was attached to her hip by a string. Her name is Kaitlin Pussycat, Emperor Pilaf's bodyguard.

"IMBECILES! YOU TWO ARE COMPLETE IDIOTS! YOU TWO WON'T EVEN GET AS MUCH AS A BONE OR A FISH IF YOU TWO WON'T FIND ME AT LEAST ONE DRAGON BALL!" Pilaf screamed angrily while throwing a plate at them as it sailed past their heads and crashed against the wall behind them as Shu looks incredibly scared, and Kaitlin looks unfazed by this as she continued smiling brightly.

"B-But, sire, we're so hungry that we can't even think!" Shu says as Pilaf rolled his eyes and scoffed.

"That's a good thing, Shu. You two aren't exactly the brightest tools in the shed anyway." Pilaf insulted them before looking over at the large green box placed on the table beside him as Pilaf reaches over to grab it and opened up the box as a Dragon Ball with one star lay inside of it. "Ah, look how it sparkles so brilliantly, and yet it's only one piece to the puzzle! I must have the rest of the Dragon Balls!"

"But why, sire? Isn't one enough?" Shu asked stupidly as Pilaf glared at him and was about to speak up but was cut off by Kaitlin as she spoke up.

"Not really. Emperor Pilaf needs all seven Dragon Balls to be able to make his wish to the powerful wish-granting dragon Shenron." Kaitlin says with a cheery smile on her face as Emperor Pilaf smirked approvingly and nodded.

"Yes, Kaitlin is totally right. I stand to correct my earlier statement. Kaitlin is clearly smarter than you, Shu." Pilaf says while crossing his arms and closing his eyes as Kaitlin beamed proudly and Shu pouted sadly just as the ceiling above them opened up as a beautiful young woman fell down from it and landed on the table with a serious look on her face. The woman is a 5'8-feet-tall, 20-year-old Human woman with blue eyes that have red eye shadow, long black hair with bangs, a small nose red lipstick, cheekbones, a sharp chin, E-Cup Breasts, Caucasian skin, a fairly tall hourglass figure, a perky ass, and her outfit consists of a teal trench coat with a red star insignia on each shoulder, a brown belt with a pistol holster attached to it from the right hip, beige slacks, and brown combat boots as, overall, her uniform resembles that worn by Soviet secret agents portrayed in 1950's/60's spy films. Her name is Mai, Emperor Pilaf's calculative intelligent minion as she specializes in weaponry and technology.

"Emperor Pilaf, Agent Mai reporting for duty." Mai says while bowing down for her master as Emperor Pilaf jumps down from his chair and placed his hands behind his back as he walked over to his agent.

"Well, what's the news, Agent Mai. Were you able to find a Dragon Ball for me?" Pilaf asked as Mai shook her head with a glare.

"No, I wasn't, but I do have some valuable information on a location of a possible Dragon Ball sighting," Mai says with a cold yet loyal tone as Pilaf beamed and gestured at her to continue talking as a curious Shu and Kaitlin walked over to the dup. "A deep cover agent landed in a place known as Skull Valley. Just before he left his spy plane, he reported seeing a mysterious light with a bright glow. We think that it's a Dragon Ball, but we aren't truly sure due to the reporter disappearing on duty. We haven't heard from him since."

"Hmmm, thanks for the report, Agent Mai. Why don't you and Shu go and see if there really is a Dragon Ball in Skull Valley." Pilaf says with Mai nodding obediently as Shu, however, didn't like the idea at all as he gave his boss a disbelief look.

"What!? Sire, why do I have to go with Mai to investigate?! Why can't Kaitlin go with her instead!?"

"Moron! Kaitlin is my bodyguard! She's supposed to stay at my side at all time to protect me from all types of dangers! I only sent her with you earlier because you have the brain of a brick and can't stay focused on the mission but with Mai here, she will help you keep focus at the task at hand, so go!"

"Yes, sire." A serious Mai and a somber Shu said in unison while turning around to leave the room as Kaitlin stayed behind to guard her boss.

"Man, what's taking them so long?" An annoyed Goku says while sitting on the couch with a bored look on his face as he tried to find some food in Bulma's Temporary Magic House, but all he found was some bread, which had no flavor, and a bowl of soup (Coffee) but Goku didn't like it since it was too bitter for his taste. "I'm sooooooooooo hunnnnnnnnnnnnnngry!" Goku complain while falling down on the couch as he sighed heavily, seemingly oblivious to Ramji and Bulma's loud moans from the bathroom as an idea popped into the Saiyan's head, and he sat up from the couch with a determined look on his face. "Fine, if Ramji and Bulma are too busy taking a bath to give me some food, then I will find some myself." Goku says while grabbing onto his Power Pole as he jumped out of the couch and made his way outside as Goku closed the door behind him and was quick to rush off into the woods to find some food but, after thirty minutes of hunting, Goku came up short as he jumped onto a tree and looks down at the centipede in his hands disappointedly as it was the only thing edible he could find.

"Wow, slim pickings tonight. Bulma could properly eat this by herself. I better find some real food for all of us could eat, or else we will all starve to death." Goku says before blinking as his enhanced hearing picked up some weird sounds above him, and Goku looked up as he beamed at the sight of a giant bird (Plane) above him. "A bird! Wow! What good luck! That bird is definitely big enough to feed all of us!" Goku says with a laugh as he begins jumping from tree to tree to keep up with the 'bird.'

"There's Skull Valley, its right below us." Mai says while piloting the plane with a nervous Shu sitting beside her as he bits his claws anxiously.

"Can we go back and say that we went?" Shu asked cowardly as Mai thinks for a bit before shaking her head.

"No, we better check it out." Mai says while piloting the plan to fly downwards as they landed in a large empty valley filled with rocks, dead, trees, wolves, and...other things. "We're here. Let's bounce." Mai says while opening the cockpit as she leaped out of the plane and landed elegantly on the ground as Shu, however, climbed out of the plane and fell down as he crashed landed butt-first onto the ground and yelped in pain. "Shh, Shu, be quiet."

"Sorry." Shu says apologetically while getting up from the ground as Mai nodded before both of them jumped down the small hill from where their plane was parked on as they landed on a pile of rotten bones...and their faces immediately went green in disgust as they realized that they were standing around a bone-filled area. "Sheesh, I want to chew on one of these bones, but I'm too scared." A trembling Shu says while hugging Mai's leg as she hugged him back, equally scared as she had completely lost her cool calculative demeanor from earlier.

"L-Let's just make sure that we leave with our bones." Mai says with a fearful gulp as Shu nods, but then both of them flinch as an ominous glow appeared ahead of them.

"Huh? What was that?" Shu asked, spotting the glow as Mai shrugged while letting go of him.

"Don't know, it could be a Dragon Ball. Let's check it out." Mai says as Shu nodded and the duo were about to walk forwards but stopped as a familiar battle cry rang out and Emperor Pilaf's Minions looked up as they were surprised to see Goku falling down through the valley while landing in between large dead trees to cushion his fall as he landed on the ground with a small grunt.

"Huh, the kid likes to jump, apparently."

"He's got great agility. I will give him that. Anyway, beat it, kid, before we have to kill you." Mai threatened Goku coldly, but the little boy wasn't afraid of her in the slightest as he pulled out his Power Pole and stood in front of their plan with a fierce glare on his face.

"No, you beat it! Look, I'm not going anywhere! This is my big birdie! I saw it first, so you two just stay away!" Goku yelled while gripping his weapon tightly as both Mai and Shu slowly blinked at him in disbelief/confusion.

"What the hell is he talking about?"

"Beats me. Look, kid, why don't you fuck off and go back to your Mommy before we get rid of you for good."

"Ha! Jokes on you, my Mom is already dead! She was killed in outer space due to our planet being exploded by an evil galactic alien with a napoleon complex!" Goku screamed victoriously...before blinking as he scratches his head confusedly. "Wait, what did I just say? I kind of blanked out there." Goku says, not remembering at all what he said earlier, as Mai and Shu shared blank looks as they rolled their eyes at the kid's overactive imagination and was about to move in to kill Goku but stopped as numerous red eyes appeared around them, and the group was shocked to see a group of vicious hungry-looking wolves as Goku blinked before beaming as he grinned. "This is great! Now there is enough food for all us!"

"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Run away!" Both Mai and Shu screamed while turning around to run back to their plane as they completely forgot that they have the weapons and skills to easily kill all of the wolves as their fear got the best of them.

"Hiyah!" An unafraid Goku screamed as he punched a wolf so hard that his brain exploded from the inside before leaping up as he cracked a wolf's neck after giving him a split kick and dodged away from a leaping wolf's lung as a laughing Goku grabbed onto his tail and used him as a club to whack all of the other wolves away.

"Whew, that was close." Mai says as she and Shu were able to get back on their ship and quickly turned it on as they began floating up in the air.

"Hey! My bird! It's getting away!" Goku yelled in dismay and fury as he decided that he had enough playing around with his dinner and pulled out his Power Pole as Goku extended it and used his magical weapon to knock out or kill all of the wolves in sight before running after the plane as he held out his stick. "Power Pole Extend!" Goku screamed as he slammed his Power Pole onto the ground, and it glowed red as it extended twenty times its usual size and Goku was able to reach the flying plane in no time as he reared back his fist and lets out a battle cry as the Saiyan Boy delivered a mighty punch at the plane, sending it and its screaming occupants flying away as it crashed landed onto the ground below. "Ha, ha, yes!" Goku cheered while falling down as he was able to land on the ground safely and retracted his Power Pole back into its original size as Goku took a look at the destroyed plane beside him and inspects it as he frowned in disappointment. "Aww, man, this bird is rock hard." Goku says with a pout as, unknown to him, Mai and Shu were able to survive the crash landing by ejecting themselves out of the plane at the very last minute, but their parachutes ended up getting stuck in between two large dead trees as they moaned in misery.

"Man, that was great, Bulma. You really know how to use your tongue." A grinning Ramji says while walking out of the bathroom with a smiling Bulma as both of them were wearing only their towels.

"He, he, your not so bad with your tongue either, Magic Boy." Bulma says while pumping her butt against him as Ramji smirked with a blush but then blinked confusedly as he looks around.

"Hey, wait, where's Goku?" Ramji asked worriedly as Bulma glances across the area and shrugged as both teens were about to put on some clothes and searched for the little Saiyan Boy but stopped as his voice rang out.

"Ramji! Bulma! Look what I found!" An excited Goku says outside as Ramji and Bulma shared a confused look and shrugged as they walked towards the front door and opened it as both teens were surprised to see a smirking Goku standing before them with a pile of dead wolves behind him. "I found us some us some dinner!" Goku exclaimed excitedly as Ramji smiled while Bulma looks revolted.

"Oh, nice! Good find, Goku!" Ramji praised while ruffling Goku's hair as the little beamed, feeling proud of himself as Bulma, however, gagged in disgust at this.

"I can't believe that you two eat all of those wolves! That is disgusting!" Bulma screeched while sticking out her tongue as we fast forward in time and see the group getting ready for bed as Ramji was helping Bulma set up their beds, but it was a little difficult to accomplish due to Goku currently jumping in between them.

"Oh, lightened up, Bulma. People eat Wolves all of the time. It's no big deal. Besides, Grandpa had taught me how to properly cook animals so that my brother and I won't get sick." Ramji says while placing his and Goku's bed on the floor as he had taken off his red bandana and navy blue kung fu shoes earlier to be able to sleep properly.

"Wow, what a soft bed! I can bounce like this all night!" A laughing Goku says while still bouncing in between Bulma and his and his brother's bed as he had taken off his red wristbands and dark blue kung fu shoes earlier.

"Well, you better not because I like my beauty sleep, thank you very much." Bulma says with a glare while wearing her pajamas, which consisted of a huge pink shirt that reaches down to her knees and a pair of white panties underneath. "So, anyway, guys, I was wondering about your past. I remember you guys mentioning that you two are not blood related, and you two live with your Adoptive Grandpa, so I have to ask, why don't you two live with your own parents and families?" Bulma asked while doing her nightly routine and brushed her teeth as she had earlier forced the boys to do the same as their breaths smell horrid after eating those wolves.

"Well, to be honest, I don't know if I have a family, Bulma. Grandpa told me that he had found me abandoned in the woods when I was only a day old. He heard me crying and was able to find me resting in between two large hungry dinosaurs, but Grandpa saved my life by kicking those two dinosaurs asses before taking me in and raising me on his own." Ramji explains while looking down somberly as he always wanted to know where he come from or why does have these strange magic powers but decided that it was best that he left the past behind since there was no way that Ramji could ever find out who he was or where he comes from...or maybe a certain someone could help him out with that department.

"My story is pretty much the same as my brother's. When Ramji was two-years-old, he and my Grandpa were exploring out in the woods one day when they suddenly found me abandoned in a bed filled with flowers when I was just a baby, and then they decided to take me in and included me in their family. We have been together ever since." Goku says with a friendly smile as Ramji smiled back before looking away awkwardly as he sweatdropped. What Goku said was only partially the truth since he and Grandpa Gohan found Goku as a baby inside of some kind of alien space pod and, when they bring him home, Goku was extremely angry and violent as he keeps destroying everything...before he got bonked on the head with a sharp rock when they were out exploring one day to get some food as Goku's personality had a literal one-eighty and turned into the sweet, caring boy that he is today. Some days, Ramji worries that Goku will revert back to his evil days, but, so far, Goku doesn't seem to split into his former evil personality, so Ramji decided to not worry about it too much.

"Huh, they were both probably abandoned by their parents due to Ramji having those weird magic powers and Goku having a tail." Bulma thought to herself curiously, being wise enough to not say her thoughts out loud, as she then finished brushing her teeth and made her way over to her bed as Bulma climbed onto it.

"So, Bulma, I'm curious, where are your parents?" Ramji asked while noticing that his brother had stopped bouncing and landed back on their bed as Goku yawns lightly and rubbed his eyes as Ramji smiled a bit and was quick to reach down to grab onto his ukelele as he begins playing a soft melody song.

"Back at home doing their work. You see, the reason that my parents aren't with me is because this place called School that I go to regularly is on Summer Vacation, so I'm making use of that as best as I can. That's why we only have a month to find the remaining Dragon Balls. I don't have time to laze around like you two." Bulma says teasingly as Ramji rolled his eyes while still playing his music as Goku started getting a little drowsy by hearing the soft and gentle song.

"Ah, school, I heard of that. Grandpa told us all about school and had even begun homeschooling us on things like Match and Science. I always wanted to go to the school in the village but, uh, Goku and I couldn't go for obvious reasons. Anyway, Grandpa had taught us everything from writing, reading, etc., but Goku was a little bit dense to that kind of stuff, so I always have to help him with his studies at night time. We stopped homeschooling after Grandpa...died, but I made sure to refresh our brains with some fancy smart books that I pick up in the village every once in a while." Ramji says with a rather somber tone in his voice as his spirits were lifted up a bit after hearing his little brother begin snoring, knocked out by his song as Ramji rubs his head before placing him in the bed with his head on the pillow as Ramji tucked him in.

"Oh, interesting, but, speaking about your Granda, how did he died exactly?"

"...I don't want to talk about it." Ramji stated with a rather dark tone in his voice as Bulma shrinks back by it, and Ramji sees this and took a deep breath to calm his nerves as he gave her an apologetic look. "Sorry about that, Bulma, its just that Grandpa Gohan's death is still a sore subject to us and we don't like talking about it." Ramji says as Bulma nodded understandably.

"Oh, okay, sorry about brining it up." Bulma apologized sincerely as Ramji gave her a little weak smile.

"It's alright. You were only just curious. Anyway, after Grandpa's death, I had to pick up the slack around here and help raise my little brother in any way I can like giving him baths, feeding him, keeping him up with his studies, training him, etc. It's a hard life raising your own brother, but hey, what can you do, right?" Ramji says with a shrug, and a laugh as Bulma couldn't help but sympathize with her fuck buddy as she couldn't believe that Ramji was forced to be Goku's father and raise him on his own with no help whatsoever. That's just sad since Ramji is basically sacrificing his own childhood to have Goku be able to have his own. Shaking her head, Bulma decided to change the depressing subject by looking down at Ramji's ukelele and smiled warmly at the cute, elegant melody that he was subconsciously playing as the blue-haired girl pointed at the instrument.

"How long did you have that?" A curious Bulma asked as Ramji beamed and smiled as he looks down at his musical instrument with a fond expression on his face.

"Oh, it was a gift that Grandpa Gohan gave to me when I was a kid on my birthday. He said that he wanted to teach me something other than school subjects and fighting, so Grandpa thought, why not teach me music and showed me how to play this ukelele."

"Ooh, really? You mind playing me a little song?"

"Sure, I don't mind, but we have to be quiet, though. Don't want to wake up Goku from his nap. Trust me, he gets cranky." Ramji says as Bulma nodded and gestured at the teenage boy to sit beside her on her bed as Ramji complied and walked over to sit on it as he begins playing a little song he made up with his ukelele as Bulma listened on with wide, amazed eyes.

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A few hours later, we cue to morning time as we see a snoring Ramji resting on Bulma's bed with his trusty ukelele dropped on the floor as the blue-haired girl could be seen cuddling up close to Ramji and was laying her head on his chest as both of them were sound asleep. Meanwhile, with Goku, we see the young Saiyan Boy snoring loudly before a beam of light hits his face as he squirmed around and groaned as Goku sat up and rubs his head as he smacks his lips and looks around sleepily.

"Ramji, I'm up. Make me breakfast." Goku says drowsily before blinking in surprise as he realized that his brother wasn't sleeping beside him and turned his head as Goku was surprised to see Ramji and Bulma sleeping together on the next bed. "Hey, why didn't you two invite me for the cuddle party? I want in on this." Goku says while leaping off his bed as he climbed up Bulma's bed and promptly laid on top of the sleeping teens as Goku smiled...before blinking confusedly as he could feel his brother's pee-pee under him but, weirdly enough, not Bulma's as a bewildered Goku sat up.

"Hmm, weird, why didn't I feel anything?" Goku asked while looking down at Bulma's lower half with a raised eyebrow as he raised his arm and smacks her pantie-covered crotch a couple of times as, while Bulma grunted in slight pain, the Saiyan Boy couldn't feel Bulma's penis and balls as Goku tilted his head with a puzzled look on his face. "Strange, it feels like there's nothing there. I better go check to see if Bulma didn't lose her wee wee and balls." Goku says natively, not understanding that girls and boys have different genitals as the Saiyan Boy reaches up to grab Bulma's white panties and slowly took them off as Goku looks down...and his face immediately went pale at the sight of Bulma's hair vagina as he panicked.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"HUH?! DID SOMETHING HAPPENED!? WHAT'S GOING ON?!/I'M UP! I'M UP! GOKU, WHAT MONSTER DID YOU PISS OFF THIS TIME!" Both Bulma and Ramji screamed while shooting up from the bed as both of them seemed to be completely oblivious that they had slept in the same bed together.

"ITS YOUR BALLS, BULMA! THEY'RE GONE!" A scared, nervous Goku yelled as both Bulma and Ramji's eyes widened in shock/horror by this.

"WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE GONE!? PLEASE, DON'T THAT BE TRUE!/SHIT! DID SOMEONE BREAK INTO OUR HOUSE AND STEAL THEM WHILE WE WERE SLEEPING! DID THEY STEAL GRANDPA'S DRAGON BALL AS WELL?!" The alarmed teenagers screamed as they jumped out of the bed and raced towards the blue-haired girl's stuff as Ramji and Bulma rummaged around and sighed in relief as they noticed that all Dragon Balls were present.

"Oh, thank goodness, they're all here, Goku. You must've been dreaming." Bulma says, thinking that Goku was panicking due to a dream as Ramji brushes his hair back while exhaling a bit.

"I knew that giving him that chocolate thing before bed was a bad idea." Ramji says with Bulma nodding in agreement as the young black-haired teen looked out the window and realized how early it was as he yawned and started stretching to loosen up his bones. "Well, since I'm already up, I better start doing my morning exercises before breakfast. See you two in a bit." Ramji says while waving goodbye at Bulma and a still scared Goku away as he began making his way out of the room. After doing his morning routine and putting on his red bandana and navy blue kung fu shoes, we see a humming Ramji making his way out of Bulma's Temporary Capsule Home as he walked a few feet away and stood in fighting stance as he closed his eyes and started performing the breathing exercises and morning stretches that his Grandfather had taught him and Goku to be able to properly train without straining anything as Ramji then opened his eyes and grew serious as he reaches down to tap the seals on his arms.

"First Seal: Elasticity!" Ramji exclaimed as his seal tattoos glowed bright bloody red, and the glaring Human/Demon Hybrid grunted slightly as he begins delivering multiple stretchy punches and kicks into the air as Ramji then crouches down and leaped up high into the air as Ramji stretched out all of his limbs twenty times their usual length and twirled around rapidly, going so fast that he resembled a whirlwind of red/blue blurs as Ramji suddenly stopped twirling around and retracted his legs back to their usual length as the black-haired teen stretches down his arms and was able to grab onto a nearby tree.

Grunting, Ramji was able to use his superhuman strength to rip the tree out of the ground with no effort as he then tossed it upwards and shrinks his arms back into their original shape as Ramji pulled back his arm and lets out a loud battle cry as he threw a punch forwards and was able to break through the whole tree as pieces of wood and leaves fell down from the air. Landing on the ground, Ramji roared loudly as he zoomed forwards and reared back his arm as he extended his hand thirty times its usual size and threw down his fist down at a large rock as Ramji easily shattered the rock into a billion pieces and the powerful teenage Martial Artist then reaches out to grab what seems to be another big rock as he grabbed onto it with his giant hands and lifted it up into the air as Ramji was about to break apart the rock but stopped as the 'rock' suddenly sprang up to life and cried out for fear as it shook around.

"Whoa!" The 'rock' exclaimed in surprise and shock as Ramji was surprised to see that he was holding onto a 1,000-year-old male turtle li with a brown shell, light white skin, and his fins have many black spots just like his head. His name is Turtle, Master Roshi's friend, and long-time companion.

"Oh, crap! Sorry! I didn't realize that you were a turtle! I thought you were a rock! My mistake!" Ramji says while carefully placing the trembling, scared turtle back onto the ground as he shrinks his arms back down to their original size and tapped his seals as he deactivated his magical powers.

"Ramji? Who are you talking too?" A curious Bulma asked as Ramji and Turtle turned their heads as they saw the Capsule House's door opened and Bulma and Goku sticks their heads out as they were surprised to see Ramji standing near a large talking turtle.

"Wow, neato! Its a turtle! Cool!" An excited Goku, who had earlier put on his red wristbands and dark blue king fu shoes, exclaimed as he ran over to pet Turtle, who smiled lightly at the kid's child-like behavior and allowed the little boy to pet him as Bulma raised an eyebrow at the weird situation before them and crossed her arms.

"How a strange. A tortoise shouldn't be living around here." Bulma says while still wearing her pajamas as she was completely oblivious to the fact that she wasn't wearing any underwear...which is weird because you think she would be able to feel it gone, you know?

"That's what I was thinking. What are you doing all the way out here in the forest? Why aren't you in the ocean or a beach?" Ramji asked the talking turtle.

"Well, it's a pretty long story, but before I tell you, do any of you have any salt water that I can drink?" Turtle asked politely as Bulma nodded and walked back into the house before coming out a couple of minutes later as Bulma was holding onto a bucket filled with artificial seawater and placed it down on the ground as a happy Turtle was quick to drink from it.

"Puhaaaaah! Thanks! I was really thirsty! Anyway, the truth is...I'm a turtle."

"We can see that." Both Ramji and Bulma said sarcastically as Goku laughed a bit.

"Err, right, sorry. Anyway, long story short, I was out gathering some mushrooms when I...um...well, got lost, he, he. It's been a year since I've left the ocean, and I've been traveling around all this time trying to find my way back, you see."

"Ah, man, that's rough, buddy." Ramji says with a sympathetic frown as Goku and Bulma nod in agreement.

"Yeah, and that sad thing is that your not anywhere near the sea. Its a hundred miles that way." Bulma says while pointing at South as Turtle gasped in dismay/sadness.

"Aww, man, really? It will take me twenty years to get there!" Turtle says with a groan while laying his head somberly as the Son Brothers sees this and shared a look as Ramji and Goku had a secret conversation with each other as they then nodded and turned back to Turtle.

"Hey, Mr. Turtle, why don't my brother and I carry you to the ocean?" Goku asked cheerfully as Turtle turned to the Son Brothers in shock.

"Wait, really? You would do that for me?" A stunned Turtle asked as Ramji nodded with a warm smile on his face.

"Of course, nobody should be separated from their home. Besides, a hundred miles is not that far. We should be able to take you back to the ocean in two hours...three hours max." Ramji says as Turtles beamed excitedly and nodded.

"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you! You boys are too kind!" Turtle says with a relief/happy smile on his face as the Son Brothers smiled back but then frowned as a glaring Bulma spoke up.

"What are you two saying?! Don't joke around like that! We only have thirty days left to hunt down the Dragon Balls, remember?! We don't have time to do crap like this!"

"First of all, rude. Second, calm your glorious tits, Bulma. Third, stop being so overdramatic, girl. It will only take us a couple of hours to transport Turtle back into the ocean." Ramji says while waving off an angry Bulma's concerns as he briefly walked into the Capsule House before promptly walking out of the house as he made his way over to Turtle. "We will be back before you know it. Just stay here and wait for us to come back." Ramji says while bending down to grab onto a surprised Turtle and lifted him up into the air with no difficulty as a smiling Goku was quick to leap onto his brother's back.

"Bye bye, Bulma!" A cheery Goku says while waving at a fuming Bulma goodbye as Ramji then tensed up his body for the long trip and took off at high speeds as he headed towards the direction from where the blue-haired girl says that the nearest ocean was.

"Fine, then! If you two want to waste time saving that stupid turtle, the so be it! But make sure to not come crawling back to me later! For not following my orders, our deal is over!" Bulma screamed while sticking her tongue at the retreating Son Brothers immaturely as she huffed and placed her hands on her hips with a firm glare on her face. "Man, what a couple of dorks...even if one of them does have a big dick, but who cares about that anyway! I can get by all on my own!" Bulma says haughtily while turning around to make her way into her house as she walked over to where she stashed her Dragon Balls.

"As long as I have my Dragon Radar and all of my Dragon Balls, I should be good to go. I should start packing up everything to leave before those bozos come back. This will show them to not listen to a lady and ignoring my orders..." Bulma says before trailing off as she noticed that her Dragon Radar was missing and the Son Brother's Dragon Ball as Bulma blinked a couple of times confused...before figuring out what happened as she fumed. "OH, THAT MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

"Hey, Goku, guess what? I stole the Dragon Radar and our Grandpa's Dragon Ball from out of Bulma's satchel." Ramji says cheekily while still carrying Turtle and Goku around as the Human/Demon Hybrid was running through the forests with speeds resembling a car.

"Why did you do that, Ramji?" Goku asked confusedly as Ramji grins slyly with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

"Let's just say for insurance." Ramji says before he and Goku's enhanced hearing picked up the sounds of loud engine nearby as they turned their heads and saw a furious Bulma driving after them on her red motorcycle.

"RAMJI, YOU JACKASS! YOU THINK YOUR SO CUTE?!"

"BITCH, I'M ADORABLE!" Ramji yelled back while winking at Bulma as she blushes in embarrassment and anger as the busty teen screeched angrily and continued trying to catch up to Ramji and the others.

"Oh, there's that girl again. She scares me." Turtle admitted with a nervous look on his face as Goku nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, same." Goku says as he was still traumatized by seeing Bulma's vagina and wonders why she doesn't have a pee-pee or balls.

"Eh, she's not that scary when you look past her anger and see a whiny little spoiled girl."

"I HEARD THAT, YOU DOUCHEBAG!" A red-faced Bulma screamed as Ramji laughed while Goku and Turtle flinched fearfully as the group continued making their way through the forest.

~[Two Hours Later]~

"I really hope that we get there soon. I'm getting hungry." Goku says as we see that the group were making their way to the nearest ocean with Bulma riding on her motorcycle and Ramji still carrying around Turtle as Goku decided that he wanted to get some exercise done and leaped off from his brother's back an hour ago as he started running alongside him.

"You know, in hindsight, we should've probably ate breakfast first before we left." Ramji says with a sweatdrop and a nervous laugh as he felt his own stomach grumble.

"You know this is probably the nicest thing that anyone has ever done to me. Thanks, boys." Turtle says gratefully as the Son Brothers smile at him and nodded.

"You're welcome, Turtle." Ramji says, after finding out that his real name was Turtle as the teenage boy thought that was such a lame, lazy name for a turtle, but didn't say anything as Turtle seems to like his name.

"Yeah, it's no big deal, really. We just like to help." Goku says with a beam as Turtle smiled at the boys' kindness.

"Gosh, I think I'm going to cry. Spare me, please. Just concentrate on where we're going so that we can get there while we're still young!" Bulma bitched with a glare as Ramji rolled his eyes and scoffed.

"Yeah, yeah, don't have your panties in a twist, Princess. We're almost close to the ocean."

"Hey, Bulma, why do you complain so much anyway? Why don't you try thinking happy thoughts?" Goku asked naively as Ramji laughed while Bulma growled angrily but didn't say anything as they contained making their way down through the valley, not knowing that they were being spied on by a 6'5-feet-tall, 25-year-old, Animal-Type-Earthling male as he resembles an anthropomorphic bear with yellow eyes as one of them was completely white (Signaling that he was blind in that eye), small round ears, a large red mohawk, a big snout with large sharp teeth, four-fingered hands, a tall wide muscular built, brown fur, a small brown round tail, and his outfit consists of a navy blue overalls with black red-trimmed shoulder pads, navy blue metallic wristbands, a green belt, and navy blue boots as he also carries around a large sword. His name is unknown, but many people call him Bear Thief.

"Looks like dinner is on its way." Bear Thief says with a malicious grin while spying on the group with a pair of binoculars as he then puts them away and stepped out of his hiding place as Bear Thief stood in front of the gang, who were forced to stop in their tracks to not collide against the giant humanoid bear as Bulma and Turtle stared at him in extreme fear as Ramji and Goku look curious by what was going on. "Stop right there! While Humans might give me heartburn, I love eating turtles, so hand him over to me, or you will all be killed!"

"Ramji, you heard the large intimidating bear, hand over the turtle, quick!" Bulma says cowardly, willing to give up Turtle's life to save her own skin as Ramji looks disappointed by what she said before shaking his head as he glared up at Bear Thief.

"Yeah, right! Like I'm going to be scared of a big fluffy teddy bear like you! I will never hand Turtle over to you, so why don't you fuck off and eat some honey, you furry freak!"

"Yeah!" Goku yelled while sticking out his tongue at Bear Thief as he narrowed his eyes at the boys angrily, and Bulma trembles in fright by this as she turned to glare at the boys sternly.

"You idiots! You're going to get us killed! Give the stupid turtle to him, or else we will all die!"

"I would advise that you listen to the little lady here. If you're even the tiniest bit concern about your lives, it'll do you some good to leave that turtle behind, unless that is...you want me to cut you both up pretty bad!" Bear Thief screamed with a glare while pulling out his sword as he pointed it at the group threateningly.

"That's it! I'm out of here! They're all yours!" Bulma screamed while turning on her bike as she zoomed out of the scene.

"And that is the reason why I would never fall in love with Bulma, dear readers," Ramji says while turning to the readers as he gave them a flat look. "Bulma's too much of a coward and a whiny little spoiled bitch for my tastes...I'm still going to try to bang her one day, though, because, come on, its freaking Bulma Briefs. Who doesn't want to fuck her?" Ramji asked rhetorically before suddenly leaping out of the way as Bear Thief swung his sword down at the Son Brothers but missed as they were able to leap out of the way to safety and landed on the ground as Ramji turned to Goku. "Here, Goku, protect Turtle while I fight Bear Thief."

"Aww, but I wanted to fight him." Goku says with a pout as Ramji gave him a blank look.

"Hey, you told me that you fought a pack of wolves while Bulma was giving me head-I mean, scrubbing my back in the shower last night, so I want to have some piece of the action today." Ramji says while handing Turtle over to Goku as he then grinned down at his little brother cockily. "Besides, my morning training was interrupted earlier, so that bear will be an excellent partner to spar with." Ramji says as Goku sighed but nodded as he walks off with Turtle to a safer location. "Alright, its just you and me now." Ramji says while cracking his knuckles as a growling Bear Thief walks up to him, and the black-haired teen looks him over as he hummed to himself and crossed his arms. "Well, to be honest, I might not need my Magic Powers against you, but its been a while since I was in a fight, so what the heck. Let's have some fun here." Ramji says with a confident demeanor as he wasn't scared to face Bear Thief at all.

"Ha, ha, ha! Your one cocky little shit for someone your age! Someone should teach you not to mess with people bigger than you!" Bear Thief screamed as he raised his sword into the air and roared as he swung down at Ramji, who smirked as he leaped up and caused Bear Thief to miss as he strikes down the ground instead.

"And someone should teach you to not underestimate your opponents." Ramji snarked back smugly while landing on a shocked Bear Thief's sword as he grinned. "First Seal: Elasticity!" Ramji exclaimed while reaching down to tap the seals on his arms as they glowed bright bloody red. "First Seal...Extendo Punch!" Ramji screamed while stretching his left fist forwards as it flew up and strikes a surprised Bear Thief's jaw as the humanoid bear bandit was sent flying upwards in the air by Ramji's uppercut and crashed landed on the ground with a groan. "First Seal...Elastic Grab!" Ramji yelled while holding out both of his arms as he stretched them forwards, and both his big hands latched onto a couple of nearby large rocks just as an injured Bear Thief got up from the floor as Ramji smirked and then grunted as he picked up the giant boulders and slammed both of them against a squealing, pained Bear Thief as the rocks shattered into a billion pieces by the collision.

"And finally! First Seal...Piercing Lance..." Ramji trails off as he briefly retracted his limbs before shooting out his right arm as it flew through the air and, before the anthropomorphic bear could react, Ramji's fist was able to pierce through his chest, narrowly hitting his heart as his hand stretched out a bit before latching onto a nearby tree as a horrified/shocked Bear Thief gasped at this sharply and begins coughing out blood as the Human/Demon Hybrid smirked slyly. "...Demon Kick!" Ramji shouted as he pulled on his arm and was flung forwards like a slingshot as Ramji held out his feet and lets out a loud battle cry as he collided against a screaming Bear Thief and was able to deliver a mighty double kick so hard that he ripped apart Bear Thief's upper body, killing him as Ramji landed back on the ground and retracted his limb back onto his body as he then deactivated his Demon Powers by tapping the seals on his arms.

"Wow, Ramji! That was awesome!" Goku exclaimed in awe while walking out of his hiding spot with Turtle as Bulma appeared as well due to being unable to abandon the boys because she truly cares about them-JK, its because Ramji still has the Dragon Radar and one of the Dragon Balls as she was planning on swiping them out a dead Ramji's body once the huge bear was gone.

"A-Awesome is not the world that I will use..." Bulma says fearfully with multiple sweatdrops appearing on her head as she was a little unnerved by the sheer brutality in Ramji's attacks and how easy it was for him to kill the huge bear as Bulma never knew that Ramji was this strong and powerful.

"Thanks, Goku." Ramji says while ruffling Goku's hair as he then turned to give Turtle a worried look. "Are you okay, Turtle?"

"Y-Yes, I'm fine, thanks to you guys protecting and defending me back there...unlike some people." Turtle says while glaring at Bulma, who flinched as she laughed nervously.

"Heh, good to know. Anyway, lets continue onwards towards the sea." Ramji says while bending down to pick up Turtle as he placed him on his back.

"Yeah! Let's go!" An excited Goku yells as he runs off with Ramji following after him as they disappeared from sight.

"Hey! Guys! Wait for me!" Bulma screeched after composing herself as she turned on her motorcycle and drove after the Son Brothers.

~[One Hour Later]~

"There it is, Goku! I found it!" Bulma exclaimed happily as we see the gang finally arriving at the beach, and the blue-haired girl got off her bike while Ramji places Turtle down on the ground as he cracked his back and groaned.

"Finally, my back started hurting from carrying around Turtle for three hours straight." Ramji says before he and Goku gasped at the sight of the beautiful and tranquil ocean in front of them as they 'ooohed' and 'ahhhed' at the sight of it.

"Whoa, Ramji, look! We're here! And this place looks awesome! This is the biggest river I've ever seen! Its so blue and beautiful!" Goku exclaimed excitedly while running down to the beach with a giggle as Ramji laughed at his brother's antics and nodded as he crossed his arms.

"It's not a river, Goku. Its an ocean, but I do have to agree with you. This place looks absolutely gorgeous." Ramji stated sincerely with a peaceful, content look on his face as he smiled brightly, enjoying the sight of the first-ever ocean that he had ever laid his eyes on as Bulma sees this and smiled softly at the boy's reaction to the ocean as she placed her hands on her hips.

"Isn't this place incredible, guys?" Bulma asked with the Son Brothers nodded eagerly as Turtle smiled nostalgically and closed his eyes to enjoy the soft, gentle breeze of the ocean air as he sighs in delight.

"Ah, its been too long since I've been back at home. Thank you, boys, for bringing me back here."

"He, he, no problem." Goku says while flashing his usual smile at Turtle as Ramji gave him a small smirk with a thumbs up. "You sure do have a big home, Mr. Turtle." Goku says with a grin as Turtle nodded while crawling his way into the ocean as he dunked down into the water before popping his head back as he nodded to Goku.

"Once again, thanks for you help. I never would've made it here on my own, and to show my thanks for you, why don't you two stay here while I fetch your rewards."

"Rewards?" The trio said in surprised unison as Turtle nodded with a smile on his face.

"Yep, think of it as gifts of appreciation for everything you've done to me. Now, stay here and wait for an half an hour or so. I will be back soon." Turtle says before dunking down into the water as he swam off at surprisingly fast speeds, and the group watched him go with shock looks on their faces as Bulma turned to the boys.

"Hmm, interesting. I wonder what gifts a turtle will have for you two."

"Don't know. I guess we just have to wait and see."

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"...Hey, want to help me build that sand castle thing that Grandpa told us about?"

"Bitching, let's do it." Bulma says with a beam as she and Ramji sat down on the sandy floor and begin constructing a sandcastle as a laughing Goku ran off to play in the ocean. Meanwhile, elsewhere, we cue back to Emperor Pilaf's Castle as we see a smiling Kaitlin walking through the hallways of her home before reaching her boss's room as the humanoid cat knocked on the door and, when she didn't receive an answer, Kaitlin decided to invite herself in as she saw Emperor Pilaf sleeping on his bed.

"Hello, sire. I have great news to tell you." Kaitlin says excitedly while walking over to Pilaf's bed as she began shaking him but got no response as he snored. "Sire? Are you awake?"

"Yes...call me Emperor Pilaf, you peasants! I'm the supreme ruler of the world! Show me respect!" Pilaf screamed in his dream before waking up as he sat up from his bed and rubbed his eyes as Pilaf turned his head and yelped in fright as he saw a smiling Kaitlin standing beside him. "Argh! Kaitlin! What are you doing in my room?!"

"Oh, I was just watching you sleep, sire." Kaitlin says cheerfully as Emperor Pilaf sweatdrops a bit nervously by what she said and scooted away from the creepy humanoid cat. "Anyway, I also came here to give you great news."

"Well, what is it then? Don't keep me in suspense." Pilaf says as Kaitlin nodded and was about to speak up but stopped as a terrified Mai and Shu burst into the room as they ran up to the duo fearfully. "Oh, Mai, Shu, your here. Excellent, were you able to get me a Dragon Ball?" Pilaf asked curiously, causing Kaitlin to pout at being ignored as Mai and Shu panted heavily before composing themselves as they shake their heads.

"Well, not exactly, sire. Its like this, that information that the agent gave us was bogus! We were nearly killed by a pack of wild wovles!"

"And then we crashed, sire, because some strange kid with a monkey tail kicked our plane out of the sky!"

"Ugh, seriously?! I'm sick of your lame brain ecuses! Now, get out there and find me a Dragon Ball or so help me, I will-,"

"Sire, may I speak?" Kaitlin asked while raising her hand as Pilaf turned to glare at him in annoyance.

"Fine, fine, what was it that you wanted to tell me?"

"Well, sire, one of our agents was able to spot another Dragon Ball."

"What?! Really!?" Pilaf/Mai and Shu asked excitedly/in disbelief as Kaitlin nodded with a toothy smile.

"Yeah, and this time it's the real deal, sire. Our agents were able to figure out that a Dragon Ball is currently in the possession of an Old Hermit named Roshi."

"Ha, ha, this is great! Snatching that Dragon Ball will be like stealing candy from a baby, or in this case, an old man! Good job, Kaitlin!" Pilaf says while scratching Kaitlin below her chin as she purred in delight, and Mai and Shu couldn't help but glare at the humanoid cat in anger jealously. "Anyway, go and get that Dragon Ball!" Pilaf ordered Mai and Shu, who flinched as they saluted him before leaving as they made their way towards the hangar and approached their plane as Pilaf's Minions were about to climb up on it but then stopped as they spotted their boss and Kaitlin following after them.

"Sire, you never come with us on a mission before." Mai says as Pilaf glared up at her and crossed his arms.

"You two keep screwing up, so I can't trust you to go in alone." Pilaf explained as Mai and Shu pouted solemnly but nodded as the four of them climbed onto the plane, which was quite difficult to do due to the plane being able to only fit four passengers as Mai turned on the plane and flew it out of the hangar as they headed straight towards Master Roshi's Kame House.

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"Ah, I get so relaxed when I'm on the beach." A smiling Bulma says while helping Ramji build a large sandcastle as Goku was drawing on the sand beside them due to no longer wanting to play in the ocean as he tried to drink it and gagged in disgust as he was surprised to find out how salty the water in the ocean was.

"Yeah, your not talking merely as much." Goku nonchalantly/innocently roasted as Bulma turned to glare at him and glared harder as she heard Ramji laugh and was about to dunk her bucket of sand onto him when suddenly the trio spotted something in the distance.

"Hey, what's that?" Bulma asked while pointing ahead as the Son Brothers narrowed their eyes and beamed as they saw a familiar large turtle swimming towards them.

"Oh, it's Turtle!"

"And it looks like that someone is riding on his back!" Ramji exclaimed while pointing ahead as they saw an old bald man riding on Turtle's back. The old man is a 5'5-feet-tall, 320-year-old Human man with black eyes, white eyebrows, a bald head, a big nose, a sharp chin, a thick white fu Manchu mustache/beard, a short skinny built, wrinkled light pale skin, and his outfit consisted of a pair of red-rimmed glasses with dark green lenses, a short-sleeved orange collared beach shirt, the Three Star Dragon Ball wrapped around his neck by a piece of string, a huge light pink turtle shell wrapped around his back, white shorts, and black sandals as he was also carrying around a brown wooden walking stick. His name is Master Roshi, a powerful ancient experienced martial artist, a huge pervert, and arguably the strongest Human on Earth...currently.

"Wow, it's like you two have supervision. Pretty cool, boys." Bulma complimented as the Son Brothers smiled and nodded as Turtle swam over to the beach and reached ashore as Turtle waved at the trio.

"Ahoy there! Sorry for keeping you waiting. I had to go and get my Master." Turtle says as Master Roshi jumps off his back and landed on the beach as he gave a peace sign to the kids.

"Well, hello there, kids." Master Roshi greeted.

"Hi, how's it going? Welcome ashore." Bulma greeted back while mentally complementing his cool outfit as Master Roshi nodded before giving the group a warm, grateful smile as he bowed to them.

"Kids, I will like to thank you for helping my turtle."

"Oh, it was nothing, sir. My brother and I just wanted to help the poor guy out." Ramji says with Goku nodding in agreement as Master Roshi raised an eyebrow at what he said and looked over the Son Brothers and notices the various differences between them as Roshi had figured out that they were adoptive brothers but didn't say anything about it as he nodded to Ramji.

"Who are you Grandpa?" Goku asked innocently.

"Oh, I'm Roshi, the Turtle Hermit."

"Hmmm, Roshi, huh? Why does it feel like I've heard that name before." Ramji thought to himself curiously but didn't have time to think about it as Roshi turned to Turtle.

"Which one of these kids helped you?"

"Oh, it was those two nice boys over there." Turtle says while pointing his flipper at the Son Brothers as Master Roshi nods and walks up to them.

"You two are a couple of very brave boys, and to reward your kindness, I shall grant you each your own glorious rewards."

"Oh, nice!/Neato!" The Son Brothers said in unison as Master Roshi nodded curtly before turning around as he raised his walking stick up into the air dramatically.

"Immortal Phoenix! I summon you!"

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"...I don't think he's coming, dude." Ramji says deadpannedly as a couple of minutes have happened, and the so-called 'Immortal Phoenix' hasn't shown up yet.

"Uh, Master? The Immortal Phoenix died of food poisoning two hundred years ago." Turtle reminded his Hermit Master as Master Roshi blinks in realization.

"Oh, right, kind of forgot about that."

"I'm kind of glad that we didn't get the Immortal Phoenix because if it died of food poisoning even thought it was supposed to be immortal shows how wonky its powers was." Ramji whispers to Bulma, who nodded as Master Roshi places his hand on his chin thoughtfully.

"Hmmm, I was planning on summoning the Immortal Phoenix and granting the tall boy regenerative abilities and the shorter boy eternal life, but I guess these gifts will have to do." Master Roshi says with a shrug while lifting up his walking stick again as he glared up at the sky. "Come to me, Flying Nimbus and Magic Carpet!" Roshi screamed as a fluffy large yellow cloud appeared with a magic carpet following shortly after it as the carpet was completely black with red swirls on it and four red tassels. "Oh, there they are. They're a beauty, aren't they?"

"Wow! A living cloud and carpet are flying towards us!" A shocked Bulma exclaimed as the Son Brothers looked incredibly excited by their new gifts and grinned as they flew to hover in front of the group.

"Whoa, so cool!" Goku says while inspecting the Flying Nimbus as Ramji ran over to gently touch the Magic Carpet.

"Oh, this Carpet feels very smooth." Ramji complimented with a smile before chuckling as Magic Carpet reaches up to tickle his sides with his tassels.

"Ooh, so light and fluffy...can I eat it?" Goku asked while placing his hands on the Flying Nimbus as Ramji and Bulma sighs in exasperation at the little boy's cluelessness as Master Roshi turned to glare at him.

"You don't eat it, you little baboon! If you can manage to sit on the cloud, it will be able to fly you anywhere in the world whenever you want. And as for you, my boy, this is Magic Carpet. A flying magical rug that can fly you anywhere in the world and he is now and forever your loyal companion, and will help protect you from all types of dangers. Basically, Magic Carpet is both your flying vehicle and your best friend."

"Oh, cool!" Ramji exclaimed with a grin as Magic Carpet inspected his new owner and flew around the young teen as the magical rug stared at him seriously with a 'glare' for a couple of seconds...before beaming as Magic Carpet wrapped himself around Ramji's body, as if he was hugging him as Ramji laughed in delight.

"Hmmm, wait, something is wrong. There has to be a catch, right? I mean, why would you give a couple of rare flying magical items to us just because we saved your turtle? Something is wrong with them, right?" Bulma asked with a glare while crossing her arms as Master Roshi simply hums and started stroking his beard.

"Well, nothing is wrong with them, per se. Let me explain, I purchased Magic Carpet from a Witch when I was sixteen, and ever since then, we had become great friends as we love flying with each other, but the problem is that due to my old age, I'm unable to fly around with Magic Carpet as we used too and he's becoming a little restless and bored. I figured why not hand Magic Carpet over to a strong and nice boy that we will be able to have him truly stretch his fibers around, you know?" Master Roshi says as Bulma nods in understatement, and Ramji couldn't help but give Magic Carpet a sympathetic look as he rubs him.

"Don't worry, bud. Once we're done with this, I will take you out on a flight for however long you want. You like that, pal?" Ramji asked as Magic Carpet beamed and 'nodded' as he hugged the laughing teen tighter.

"Anyway, as for the Flying Nimbus, only people with pure of heart can ride it. Otherwise, it won't let you ride it. Its picky that way. Here, let an old man show you how its done. Carpet, help me out here, will ya?" Master Roshi asked as Carpet nodded and flew over to the Flying Nimbus as he landed on the ground and formed himself into a set of small stairs as Roshi climbed up to him and leaped up as he was planning on landing on the cloud and showing off to the kids on how it works...only for a grunting Master Roshi to fall ass-first onto the ground as Flying Nimbus deemed him unworthy to ride him and promptly deformed himself before returning back into its original form.

"Are you okay, Master?" A worried Turtle asked while waddling over to help him back onto his feet as Ramji and Bulma shared a laugh. "You must've done something naughty."

"Ha, ha, naughty old man." Ramji says with a chuckle as Roshi turned to glare at him, Bulma, and Turtle.

"Hey, don't make fun of all your elders, brats! If you two think that you can ride the cloud, unlike me, then go ahead an try!" Roshi says, daring the kids to see if the Flying Nimbus deemed them worthy enough to ride it as the teens smirked.

"We will be happy too. I'll start." Ramji says, not really wanting to fly the Flying Nimbus as he much prefers to try and fly around on his new Magic Carpet but was curious to see if he was pure-hearted as Ramji leaped up...and fell through the Flying Nimbus as he fell on his ass.

"Heh, that was a no giver. Figured you won't be pure hearted judging by how perverted you are." Bulma says with a smug, mocking look on her face as Ramji glared up at her in annoyance. "Here, let me show you how it's done. I'm pretty sure a delicate, elegant, and humble girl like myself is definitely a pure hearted person." Bulma says with a smirk as she jumped up...and screeched as she fell through the magical cloud.

"Ha! Pure hearted my ass! Your just as perverted as me, missy!"

"Shut up! My only sin is that I'm too beautiful!" Bulma barked at Ramji with a glare and a blush as Master Roshi laughed at the teen's failed attempts in riding the Flying Nimbus.

"He, he, let me try it!" A smiling Goku says as he jumped up...and was able to land on the Flying Nimbus as Master Roshi, Turtle, and Bulma looked surprised by this while Ramji didn't seem fazed by it as he figured that Goku will be pure-hearted. "Wow! Yeah! I did it! I really did it! Alright!" Goku shouted happily/excitedly as he then puts on a determined look and mentally commanded the Flying Nimbus to fly off into the air as a laughing Goku began doing some loop-de-loops in the air.

"Hey! Goku! Wait! I want to join in on the fun! Come on, Carpet, let's go!" Ramji exclaimed as Carpet nodded and lowered himself on the ground as the black-haired teen jumped onto him, and Carpet was quick to fly him upwards as Ramji cheered.

"Hey, is there any sign of the island?" Pilaf asked as we cue back to the supervillains and see them flying through the air in their airplane as Mai was piloting the flying aircraft while Shu and Kaitlin were looking around for the Kame House with the help of their binoculars as Pilaf laid behind them lazily.

"I got nothing." Shu says as Kaitlin scans the area before her and beamed as she turned to her team.

"Hey, guys, I was able to find it! Its down there!" Kaitlin says while pointing down as Emperor Pilaf and the others grinned as they saw a small pink house with a red roof and the words 'KAME HOUSE' displayed prominently on the front of the upper story as the house was planted in the middle of a little island.

"Good job, Kaitlin. Take us down, Mai." Pilaf says as Mai nodded seriously and piloted the plane to fly down as it landed on the beach of Roshi's Island. "Let's go team." Pilaf says with his minions nodded obediently as they got out of their plane and jumped down onto the beach as Mai glanced over at Kame House and hums approvingly as she nodded.

"Nice house for a Turtle Hermit."

"Yeah, its really pretty and cute."

"I wonder if he's hiring." Mai, Kaitlin, and Shu said in unison as they continued mumbling to each other for a bit before shutting up as Emperor Pilaf turned to glare at them.

"You imbeciles! Just go on and find me that Dragon Ball while I stay here to relax on this glorious beach. Kaitlin, go and help out Mai and Shu with their search." Pilaf says as his minions' nodded and begins making their way over to Master Roshi's Home to search around for the Dragon Ball as Pilaf stayed behind to enjoy the warm summer breeze and sits down on the beach as he sighs contently.

"Whoo-hoo! Yeah!/This is awesome! Best day ever!" Goku and Ramji cheered in unison as we see the boys flying through the clear blue sky and were having a little race with each other as they laughed.

"Well, it looks like they're having fun, huh?" Master Roshi commented to both Turtle and Bulma as the trio had spent the next ten minutes watching the Son Brothers have fun with their respective magical flying vehicles/friends. "Those boys are way better flyers than I am when I first got Flying Nimbus and Magic Carpet. It almost seemed like they're natural experts in cloud riding and carpet flying." Master Roshi says cheekily as Turtle smiled while Bulma couldn't help but be jealous that Goku and Ramji were able to get such awesome, cool gifts as an idea popped into her head, and Bulma turned over to smile at Master Roshi slyly.

"Hey, hey, Grandpa! Can you give me something that can fly as well?" Bulma asked hopefully/excitedly as Master Roshi hummed thoughtfully before turning to Turtle.

"Did this lovely gal helped you out as well, Turtle?"

"Fuck no! In fact, that bitch was actively trying to convince the boys to not help me out and was willing to hand me over to a Bear Bandit, who was trying to eat me by the way, to save her own skin like a pussy!" Turtle yelled, surprising Master Roshi with his language and foul demeanor as Turtle was usually chill about a lot of things, but it seemed that the blue-haired girl was able to get through his thick skin.

"Hey! Screw you, turtle! I gave you salt water, didn't I?! Doesn't that count!?"

"That was literally the only nice thing you've done to me in the three hours that I've known you." Turtle says blankly with a sweatdrop as Bulma fumed and gritted her teeth in frustration before gasping sharply as she spotted the Three Star Dragon Ball hanging around Roshi's neck and pointed at it.

"Old man, wait, please, I know that I didn't help your stupid turtle like Ramji and Goku did, but you have to give me that!"

"W-What? My briefs?" A confused, blushing Roshi asked as Bulma's face balanced at what he said and gagged as she glared at him angrily.

"Eww, no! Why would I want to see something like that?! I meant that I want that orange ball thing hanging around in your neck!" Bulma screamed with white eyes and shark tooth as she pointed at the Three Star Dragon Ball.

"Ehhh? Really? Do you want this little thing that I found at the bottom of the sea a century ago?" A curious Roshi asked while taking off his necklace as he held the Dragon Ball in his hand and stared at it with a puzzled look on his face. "I mean, it's pretty, but I don't see why you would want it." Master Roshi says, but Bulma wasn't paying him any attention as she was staring at the Dragon Ball in awe and wonder.

"Wow, I can't believe our stroke of good luck! Who knew that this old man was in the possession of a Dragon Ball?! I must've it!" Bulma thought to herself greedily before calming herself down as she gave Master Roshi a serious look.

"Alright, Old Man, I don't want to explain why but I absolutely need that ball, so what do I have to do to get it?" Bulma asked firmly while placing her hands on her hips as Master Roshi placed his hand on his chin thoughtfully and hummed as a risky idea appeared on his head, and Roshi smirks slyly as he chuckled.

"Well, miss, I will be happy to give you this little trinket if you can do me one little favor."

"What is it?"

"Show me your panties." Master Roshi stated bluntly with a huge blush on his face as both Bulma and Turtle looked shocked by his request.

"W-What?! Show you my panties!? You can't be serious!" An embarrassed Bulma exclaimed with a big blush on her face as Roshi nodded with a perverted smile on his face as Turtle turned his head to give his Master a scolding look.

"How can a hermit like you say something like that?! Have you forgotten your code master!? That's wrong, dead wrong!" Turtles screamed as, while he can't stand Bulma for very obvious reasons, he didn't want the young girl to basically humiliate herself to show her panties to an old man like Roshi.

"W-What's the big deal, you stupid turtle?! Even old Hermits like myself want to see some panties every once in a while! Give me a break!" Roshi yelled as Turtle rolled his eyes at this and scoffed.

"Heh, now I understand why you can't ride the Flying Nimbus earlier." Turtle says as Roshi glared down at him in annoyance while a shy Bulma grabs the helm of her dress and trembles a bit as the blush on her face keeps growing.

"T-This is so embarrassing...I can't believe I'm showing someone else my underwear. How lewd." Bulma says before taking a deep breath as she then glared up at Master Roshi and pulled up her dress to show off her panties...not knowing that she wasn't wearing any as Bulma was unintentionally flashing her vagina to the boys. "Tada!" Bulma screamed as both Master Roshi and Turtle's eyes widened in shock at the sight of Bulma's hairy pussy as the old martial artist had blood splurt out of his nose, and his jaws dropped down onto the ground. "Kyaaah, how embarrasing." A giggling Bulma says while covering herself up again as she was confused on why they were overreacting so much about seeing her panties but couldn't help to be flattered by this like when Ramji complimented her naked body the last couple of days.

"D-Did y-you see that, T-Turtle?! What an unthinkable harvest! I really outdid myself this time!" A grinning Roshi says to Turtle, who had a massive blush on his face as he simply groans at his master's antics.

"Alright, alright, I showed you my panties, so can you please give me that ball?" Bulma asked politely while clapping her hands together, completely oblivious to what she had just done as Roshi wiped away the blood from his nose and turned over to Bulma as he nodded shakily.

"S-Sure, here you go, young lady. You deserved it." Roshi says with a wink while handing Bulma the Three Star Dragon Ball as the young teenager was all too eager to grab it.

"Yes! Finally! This is great! Hey, guys! Come down here! I have something to show you!" Bulma screamed at the Son Brothers, who decided to call off their fun and fly down towards her as they hovered beside the half-dressed teenager.

"What's up, Bulma?" Ramji asked curiously before his eyes widened in surprise as he spotted a familiar object resting in Bulma's hands. "Wait, is that a-,"

"Yep! Its another Dragon Ball!" Bulma says as she and the boys cheered while Master Roshi looked confused by what she said.

"Wait, what's a Dragon Ba-,"

"Awesome! This means that we have four Dragon Balls now!" Goku says with Bulma giggling lightly as she rubbed his hair affectionately.

"Yep, that's true, Goku. Master Roshi was kind enough to give it to me as long as I did a...little favor to him."

"What kind of favor?" Ramji asked as Bulma blushes lightly and waved her hand around.

"I-It doesn't matter." Bulma says sheepishly as Ramji raised an eyebrow at her suspiciously...before shrugging as he grinned at her.

"See, Bulma? Helping out Turtle really paid off. Goku and I have gained our Flying Nimbus and Magic Carpet, and you were able to get a Dragon Ball!"

"Hmm mm! Definitely! You and Goku were so right! I'm sorry that I've ever doubted you!" Bulma says while reaching up to hug Ramji as he smiled and hugged her back...but then blinked confusedly as he noted that he was able to touch her butt through her dress.

"Huh, how strange. It almost feels like Bulma is not wearing any-,"

"Thanks to you guys' heroics, now all we have to do is find three more Dragon Balls, and boom! We will have my wish granted by the end of the week at this rate!" Bulma cheered gleefully, interrupting Ramji's train of thought as Master Roshi's eyes widened in surprise at what she said.

"W-What?! That thing grants wishes!"

"Thank you! We really love our gifts! Your a kind hearted and generous man!" Bulma says with a beam before walking over to get on her bike as Master Roshi blinked a couple of times before growing angry as he realized that he just got scammed.

"Hey! Wait a minute! Come back here and give me back my-,"

"Bye, Old Man! It was great to meet you!" Ramji says as he, Goku, and Bulma waved goodbye at Master Roshi before they took off into the forest in their respective vehicles as the disbelieved bald-headed martial artists dropped his staff and fell face-first onto the ground as Roshi groaned.

"I can't believe that I allowed that temptress to get into my mind and swipe that Dragon Ball from out of my hands! Curse my horniness!"

"I told you your lust for women will come back to bite you, Master." Turtle says while patting his Master's back with his flipper as Roshi merely continued groaning in dismay...but then perked up as he stood up with a big grin on his face.

"Wait, why am I moping?! I was able to see a beautiful girl's pussy today! Ha, ha, what a time to be alive!" Roshi cheered while doing a silly victory dance as Turtle merely sighed heavily and facepalmed as he shakes his head in disappointment/exasperation.

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"Man, I never thought things will be going so well." A smiling Bulma says as we see the group arriving back at their Temporary Capsule Home with Bulma getting off her bike as Ramji jumped out of Magic Carpet and the living carpet flew around to insect the new landscape curiously and to stretch his fibers a bit as Goku continued lying in the Flying Nimbus.

"I know, right? We literally just started our quest two days ago, and we already have four Dragon Balls. All we need is three more, and we're good to go." Ramji says with a smirk while crossing his arms as Bulma giggled and nodded.

"He, he, yep! Now, let me go in and change into another set of clothes before we leave." Bulma says as the boys nodded, and the happy blue-haired girl walked into the house as she closed the door behind her.

"We really found some great stuff, Ramji. I hope that Grandpa could see us now. How do you think he would react to this?" Goku asked his brother curiously as Ramji smiled and reaches up to ruffle his little brother's hair.

"Oh, I'm sure that he would be extremely happy for us right now." Ramji says as Goku smiled at this and giggled.

"GIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bulma's scream rang out across the valley, surprising and startling the Son Brothers as they turned around with alarmed looks on their faces.

"Don't worry, Bulma, we're coming!" The Son Brothers screamed as they ran into the Capsule House with an equally worried Magic Carpet flying after them as they all entered the house and saw a pale-faced Bulma literally shaking in place as she held her white panties in her hands. "What's wrong!? Why did you scream?!"

"M-My underwear was here on the floor!? Why were they here on the house?!" Bulma asked panickedly as Goku tilted his head confusedly while Ramji immediately remembered earlier when he hugged Bulma and realized what was going on as he shakes his head with a sigh. "I-I'm afraid to look." A nervous Bulma says while feeling around her crotch and buttocks as her eyes widened in horror and shock. "It's true!" Bulma screamed before falling down on her knees as she sobs.

"Hey, hey, what's wrong, Bulma?" A concerned Ramji asked while walking over to console Bulma as Goku and Magic Carpet watched on from the background. "So you weren't wearing any underwear, who cares? Its not like nobody saw your pussy."

"..."

"...What did you do?" A deadpan Ramji asked as Bulma merely lowered her head and moaned in defeat/embarrassment.

"I...I...I flashed the Old Man earlier."

"What?! Why!? Why would you do that?! Jesus, Bulma, what the shit!?" A shocked and slightly disgusted Ramji asked in shock as he didn't understand why would she do that.

"T-The Old Man refused to give me the Dragon Ball because I-I didn't help you guys out with the stupid turtle, but h-he said that if I had shown him my panties, he will give me the Dragon Ball...only to now find out that I'm not wearing my panties and I had accidentally showed a perverted old man my privates!" Bulma exclaimed while reaching out to hug Ramji as she cried in his chest comically.

"Man, this girl is a bigger freak than I am. She's willing to do ANYTHING for a Dragon Ball." Ramji thought to himself with a massive sweatdrop on his face as he continued comforting the sobbing Bulma.

"Don't be sad, Bulma. You can still go on living, even if you don't have a pee pee or balls." Goku commented cheerfully as a confused Bulma stopped crying and let go of Ramji as she turned to the little Saiyan confusedly.

"Wh...What do you mean by that?"

"I saw it this morning when you and Ramji were sleeping together in one bed."

"You saw what?" Ramji asked with a raised eyebrow...before his eyes widened in realization as he groaned loudly and pinches the bridge of his nose. "Oh, no. Goku, please don't tell me that you-,"

"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! ARE YOU MEANING TO TELL ME THAT YOUR THE ONE WHO TOOK MY PANTIES OFF!?" An extremely angry blushing Bulma asked as Goku blinked up at her in bewilderment.

"What are panties?"

"THESE YOU MORON!" Bulma screeched while holding up her white panties as Ramji noticed the tense situation going on in the room and was quick to stealthily make his way to his doomed brother as Goku nodded.

"Yep, they're the ones-Huh?" Goku answered before yelping as Ramji suddenly snatched him out of the ground. "Ramji, what are you-,"

"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! WE NEED TO FLY! CARPET! GET US OUT OF HERE!" Ramji screamed nervously as Magic Carpet reacted quickly and lowered himself down on the ground as the Son Brothers leaped onto it just as Bulma pulled out a freaking machine gun from out of nowhere as she began trying to shoot down the boys. "FLY, CARPET! FLY!" Ramji yelled as Carpet instantly took off into the air and flew out of the house, narrowly dodging the incoming bullets as a red-faced furious Bulma chased after them.

"GOKU! COME BACK HERE SO THAT I CAN SHOOT YOU! AND RAMJI, I SWEAR THAT IF YOU PUT GOKU UP TO THIS, I WILL CASTRATE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!"

"So, gang, what's the progress on securing that Dragon Ball?" Pilaf asked, deciding that he had enough sunbathing and beach time as he walked over to Kame House and saw his minions still looking around for the Dragon Ball as their search had completely wrecked the poor guy's home.

"Not good, sire. We searched the whole house three times over, and we couldn't find the Dragon Ball at all. This means that either the Old Hermit is holding onto it, someone else stole it, the old Hermit figured out that we were planning and run away or the tip was false." Mai says, causing Pilaf to growl in irritation as he slammed his fist on a nearby table.

"Dammn it! I need that Dragon Ball! I must've it at all costs! There must be a way to find that Old Man! With his age, he couldn't gone that far."

"Yep, that's true since I see him reaching ashore."

"What?!" A shocked Pilaf, Mai, and Shu asked as they turned around and saw Kaitlin looking out the window as they raced towards her and were shocked to see Turtle swimming Master Roshi towards his island as the bald-headed Martial Artist was holding onto a bag filled with groceries...hey, since he was in mainland anyway and the fridge was empty, why not buy groceries, you know?

"Oh, he's here! Quick, Mai, Shu, Kaitlin, let's go and interrogate him for the location of the Dragon Ball!" Pilaf yelled with his minions nodding curtly as they ran out of Kame House and made their way back to the beach just as Turtle swam Master Roshi up to shore as a glaring Mai pulled out her gun, Shu whip out his sword, and a now serious Kaitlin raised her fists as Roshi raised an eyebrow at his new guests.

"I don't think we met. Hi." Master Roshi says with a little smile on his face, but it was fake as his enhanced vision was able to catch the sight of his ransacked home and immediately figured out what happened as Roshi gripped his walking stick angrily.

"Hi, now, hand over the Dragon Ball or else we will be forced to hurt you, Old Man." Pilaf yelled as his little death threat would've been intimidating...if he wasn't hiding behind his minions like a coward.

"What ball?"

"You that's right, needle nose!" Shu screamed with a glare while pointing his sword at Roshi as Mai glared at him and aimed her gun at the skilled martial artist.

"You heard our boss, now cough it up."

"I still have no idea what your talking-Oh, wait. Now I remembered. I just gave it to that pretty shameless girl on the beach earlier."

"Are you kidding?" A flabbergasted Pilaf asked as Roshi nodded seriously.

"Yeah, seriously, she won't leave me alone until I gave it to her. She even showed me her pussy to seduce me enough to hand the Dragon Ball to her."

"Ooh, she has a pussycat? Is she cute?" A curious, excited Kaitlin asked, not understanding what he meant as Pilaf and the others shared exasperated, embarrassed looks.

"A-Anyway, I want to know where that girl is." Pilaf says as Roshi shrugged.

"I don't know where she and the boys went. I just said goodbye to them three hours ago-,"

"She couldn't have gone far! Come on, let's go!"

"Right!" Mai, Shu, and Kaitlin exclaimed as the group ran over to their plane and boarded onto it.

"Engaging Amphibious Transformation!" Pilaf shouted as Mai nodded and pressed a button on their plane as it slowly shape-shifted into a large submarine as she tried to move it...only to then sweatdropped as Mai realized that she had transformed their plane into a submarine while still parked on the beach.

"Uh, sire? We might be a little stuck..."

"Oh, for the love of-Hey, you there, would you mind giving us a little push?" Pilaf asked Roshi, who gained a mischievous idea as he grinned slyly and nodded.

"Sure, anything to get you off my island, you blue-faced dwarf." Master Roshi insulted while making his way to the plane as he hummed a cheerful tune and casually spins around his walking stick as Roshi approached the submarine and proceeds to jam his stick into the side of the aquatic machine, creating a huge hole in it as Roshi then placed his feet on the submarine. "He, he, bonvoyage! Enjoy the bottom of the sea!" Master Roshi says with a laugh while casually kicking the submarine out of his island as it sailed through the sea at high speeds with the occupants inside screaming in fear as a smirking Master Roshi turned around and began making his way to the Kame House as a snickering Turtle followed after him.

"And...presto!" Bulma, who had earlier calmed down from her anger by Ramji, exclaimed while pressing a button on the side of the Capsule Home as it exploded and a large smoke cloud with the words 'Bom!' on it covered the whole house as it was shrunk down into an Hoipoi Capsule.

"Welp, now that we have packed up, we should get going into the nearest direction of the next Dragon Ball." Ramji says while lying on a floating Magic Carpet as Goku laid beside him on the Flying Nimbus.

"Yep," Bulma says while wearing a new outfit as she had tied up her blue hair into a high ponytail with a large red bow, a white jumpsuit that was held up by a pair of black suspenders, orange/white gloves, a pink fanny pack wrapped around her waist, and a pair of brown boots. "Also, I was thinking that instead of riding around in my bike, I figure that it's better to fly on your Magic Carpet since it's likely way faster than any land vehicle on Earth." Bulma says, not bothering to ask Goku if she can ride on his Flying Nimbus since she knows it's pointless to even try.

"Sure, hop on, Bulma." Ramji says as Bulma beamed and nodded as he lowered his hand down, and Bulma reaches up to grab it as the Human/Demon Hybrid easily lifted her up into the Magic Carpet and placed her behind him. "Alright, hold on, Bulma, this is going to get rough." Ramji warned as Bulma nodded and wrapped her hands around his waist as Ramji grabbed onto Magic Carpet's tassels and flew up high into the air with a laughing Goku flying after them as they flew out of sight.

"Can't this piece of junk sail faster, Mai?! We need to hurry up and reach land before we lose track of that girl!" Pilaf yelled with a glare as we see him and his group soaring through the open sea to search for the Dragon Ball that was in Bulma and the others' possession as, unknown to the small supervillain group, water began filtering into the large hole that Master Roshi made in their submarine.

"On it, sir!" Mai stated seriously while steering the submarine as a happy Kaitlin could be seen humming in her seat and was dancing around to a small song in her head but stopped as she noticed that her feet started feeling wet and a confused Kaitlin looks down as her eyes widened in shock and deep fear started feeling up her body as she screeched.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WATER! WATER! HELP! I DON'T WANT TO GET WET! HELP ME!" Kaitlin screamed in extreme terror with her fur bristling up as she leaped onto Pilaf's head with her sharp nails digging into his scalp as her boss yelped in pain.

"KAITLIN! GET OFF ME! YOUR CUTTING UP MY BRAIN!" Pilaf shouted while trying to pull a frozen, scared Kaitlin from out of his head as Mai and Shu moved in to try and help their boss out, but then the whole group eyes widened in shock as they saw that the whole submarine was swiftly filling up with seat water and, before they could react, the submarine was too heavy to stay afloat as it fell down into the ocean and disappeared from sight.

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And done! I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Also, before I go, here are the voice actors for my OC'S:

1. Kaitlin Pussycat's Voice Actor: Andrea Libman, specifically the voice that she uses for Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.

That's about it...oh, and here is the Power Level for everyone:

1. Son Ramji: 20 [Without using his Demon Magic] 35 [Using his Demon Magic]

2. Son Goku: 10 [Great Ape Goku] 100

3. Bulma Briefs: 2

4. Emperor Pilaf: 3

5. Shu: 4

6. Kaitlin Pussycat: 30

7. Mai: 7

8. Bear Thief: 7

9. Turtle: 0.001

10. Master Roshi: 80 [Without using his Max Power Technique] 130 [When using his Max Power Technique]

That's all, folks. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.