The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!

by Vgn Golley

Abandoned in a forest by a group of wizards, a Human/Demon Hybrid baby boy was later found by an old man named Gohan, who had taken care of him and another boy that had fallen from the stars for a few years before getting killed, which left the boys orphans and alone until they were found by a blue-haired girl named Bulma as their lives changed forever! Full summary in 1 chapter.

4. TAOSRITWODB: S1-EP4

Hey, guys! Welcome to the next chapter of The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything, except for my OCs.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

~[The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!-Theme Song]~

Find the Dragon Balls! Look out for them all!
You can search around the world with me.
Gotta heed the call of magic Dragon Balls!

Deep in Mount Pazou, we see Goku and Ramji standing in place with the sun shining behind them brightly as the Son Brothers had their arms wrapped around each other with smirks on their faces as they suddenly gasped at the sight of their Grandfather's Dragon Ball floating in front of them as it then zoomed off into the air with the rest of the Dragon Balls flying after it as Ramji and Goku looked on in awe/amazement.

What a great adventure this will be!
You can climb on board, 'cause the Nimbus and Magic Carpet doesn't wait!
A fantastic journey for your dreams — a thrilling mystery!

The Son Brothers could be seen falling down from the sky as Goku twirled around his extended glowing Power Pole and Ramji had his seal-tattooed arms stretched out ten times their usual length as a grinning Goku swung his magical weapon at the readers and Ramji threw a couple of extendo-punches at the fourth wall before each of them crashed landed on the Nimbus and Magic Carpet as they flew off into the air while doing a couple of loop-de-loops in mid-air as the young teenagers laughed joyfully.

Through the fires of time, they've waited patiently.
When all seven balls you find, the Dragon is set free.
Rising, rising, mesmerizing, unbridled ecstasy.

A couple of brief images of a pair of serious and glaring Goku and Ramji in fighting poses could be seen flashing across the screen as we then see Bulma riding across the desert on her Capsule Corp Bike with Oolong riding behind her as he snuggled up to her with a perverted look on his face, much to Bulma's annoyance as she proceeds to kick him out of the bike, forcing a huffing and puffing Oolong to ran after her as a serious-looking Yamcha could be seen riding beside Bulma on his own bike with a smiling Puar hanging onto him by his shoulders as we then cue over to the Kame House and see a stoic Master Roshi standing on top of Turtle in the middle of the ocean while throwing up a peace sign as he smiles goofily.

Radiant and shining, hidden somewhere in the field,
Luminous and blinding, with your desire revealed.

Ramji and everyone else could only look on in pure shock and awe as all of the seven Dragon Balls were finally joined together and proceeded to glow brightly as a massive burst of yellow light occurred and began slowly shaping itself into a humungous green magical dragon as it lets out an impressive loud roar that rang out across the area.

Ageless, timeless, what you'll find is beyond belief!

Let's try, try, try, look high and low!
Search the sky and the sea below!
Let's try, try, try, seize the day,
And make new friends along the way!

The Son Brothers could be seen flying through the sky on their respective flying companions as they turned to each other and grinned as Goku and Ramji shared a high five before letting out a couple of excited cheers as the young martial artists began racing each other across a large volley of giant mountains and laughed as they zoomed across the air at incredibly fast speeds.

Find the Dragon Balls! Look out for them all!
Come and hunt those Dragon Balls with me.

A glaring, red-eyed Goku could be seen roaring at the top of his lungs as he transformed into his Great Ape Form and burst through Emperor Pilaf's Castle as an enraged and out of control Great Ape Goku began destroying everything in sight as a serious, determined Ramji could be seen flying up to confront his little brother on Magic Carpet while a terrified, nervous Bulma, Yamcha, Puar, and Oolong could be seen running away from the giant ape monster as they screamed fearfully.

Gotta heed the call of magic Dragon Balls!

Goku and Ramji could be seen letting out battle cries as they were fighting against Yamcha, who lets out his own battle cry as he swiped his sword at them, but Goku was able to block it easily with his Power Pole as a smirking Ramji through an extended punch at Yamcha's face, causing him to grunt in pain as Goku proceeds to slam him down into the ground with his Power Pole as Yamcha crashed landed onto the ground with a pained whimper.

What a great adventure this will be!

Set a course for action, adventure doesn't wait!
A fantastic journey for your dreams — a thrilling mystery!

A smiling Ramji could be seen sitting on Magic Carpet, which was floating in mid-air as Goku rested on his lap and leans against his older brother's chest as their friends appeared while flying next to them on a yellow flying ship as they waved at their friends, who waved back as Ramji, Goku, Bulma, Oolong, Yamcha, and Puar turned to the camera to give the readers a big bright smile as they all laughed.

~[The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!-Theme Song Over]~

{The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!-Season 1, Episode 4: Yamcha the Desert Bandit/Keep an Eye on the Dragon Balls!}

"Man, I am so glad that you guys have a Magic Carpet and Flying Nimbus!" A smiling Bulma says as we cut to the next day and, after saying their goodbyes to Pocawatha, Sherman Priest, and the rest of the Aru Villagers, the gang had taken off into the air to head towards the location of the next Dragon Ball, which was placed somewhere in Frypan Mountain as the group was making their way down a river with Goku flying on his trusty Flying Nimbus while Ramji, Bulma, and surprisingly Oolong rode on the faithful Magic Carpet. "This way more fun and faster than riding on a bike or a boat! We will be able to make it to the next Dragon Ball in no time!"

"He, he, he, yeah, but I have to ask, why did you decide to have Oolong tag along with us on our adventure?" An irritated Ramji asked as Goku nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, I was thinking the same thing."

"Well, I think that Bulma has brought me along because she has a thing for me, kids." Oolong says slyly to a confused Goku and a disbelief Ramji as he then snickered and begins laughing.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...oh, wait, you're serious...let me laugh harder!" Ramji says while laughing even harder as a grumbling Oolong glared at the back of the Human/Demon Hybrid's head.

"I thought Oolong's special powers might come in handy. That's why he's coming along." Bulma explained to the boys while ignoring what Oolong said earlier as Ramji nodded in understanding.

"Make sense...still, though, I would've much preferred to leave him behind at the mercy of the Aru Village. Oh, we should turn back around and hand him over to them. That way, we can visit the villagers again, especially Pocawatha." Ramji says with a sly grin as he and the village girl had lots and lots of fun last night, but they haven't gone all the way through since Pocawatha wanted to save herself for marriage, which Ramji was totally cool with. Seriously, though, Ramji does miss Pocawatha a lot since she was pretty nice and caring, but he didn't have the heart to ask her to along with them or else she will miss her village, especially her father, so Ramji decided to simply stay quiet about it and wished her and the others goodbye.

"Yeah, nice try, buddy, but Oolong's Shapeshifting Powers is way too good to pass up," Bulma says with a sharp nod as she was certain that Oolong will prove useful for them in the future.

"Hey, wait a minute, are you saying that you only brought me along for my powers and nothing else?" An annoyed Oolong asked as Bulma turned to him and shakes her head.

"No, that wasn't the only reason," Bulma says as Oolong perks up excitedly. "This is also your punishment for terrorizing those innocent villagers," Bulma says with a cheerful smile as Oolong deflated and looks down somberly as the Son Brothers laughed at this. "Anyway, sorry, Piggy, but you're not exactly my type. I'm looking for someone tall, dark, and handsome...or maybe short, hot-tempered, and handsome with a name that resembles a vegetable can work too." Bulma commented idly as Oolong pouted and leans down against the Magic Carpet as the Aru Village's Former Monster then puts on a smug look.

"Just give it time, sweetcakes. I'm the man."

"Carpet, can you smack him for me?" Ramji requested as Magic Carpet 'nodded' and lifts up one of his tassels to smack a yelping Oolong at the back of his head. "Thank you," Ramji says with a satisfied smile on his face as Oolong rubbed his sore head and grumbled as he glared.

"Grrr, little rug bastard," Oolong says before yelping in pain as Magic Carpet smacks him again with one of his tassels. "Alright, alright, I'm sorry, geez. Anyway, where are we going, guys? We have been flying for a couple of hours now."

"Oh, we're heading to a place called 'Frypan Mountain'. Judging by the speed that we're going, we should get there in a day...two days tops." Bulma answered casually with a shrug as Oolong stared at her in extreme shock and horror.

"EHHHHHHHH?! FRYPAN MOUNTAIN!? ARE YOU ALL FREAKING CRAZY?! THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU ALL ARE GOING TO DRAG ME ANYWHERE NEAR THAT PLACE!" Oolong screamed angrily/panickedly as Ramji, Bulma, and Goku were forced to cover their ears from how loud he was screaming.

"Okay, first of all, say it, don't spray it. Second, why are you so nervous about Frypan Mountain?" Ramji asked Oolong with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, what's so scary about a mountain?" Goku asked confusedly while turning his head towards him as Oolong gaped at the Saiyan Boy in disbelief.

"For starters, the place is always on fire, and its the home of the terrible Ox King! Do you understand now?!"

"No, not really. Who the heck is the Ox King?"

"Yeah, I'm kind of curious to hear more about him as well, but don't worry, I'm sure that whoever he is, Ramji and Goku will take care of him." Bulma says with a confident smirk as the Son Brothers turned to give her a warm smile, grateful that she has so much faith in them as Oolong was surprised by her statement and doesn't look convinced by what she said as he shakes his head and stood up from the Magic Carpet.

"I don't know about that. I heard that the Ox King is the strongest guy in the whole world. They say he's over 10-feet-tall and weighs five hundred pounds, and he's always on the hunt to strike down anyone that foolishly tries to climb into his castle! He carries a giant battle ax that he used to slay his foes and cut down mountains in half! The Ox King has been terrorizing the countryside for years now, and they say that if you meet the Ox King, there's only one thing that you can do...run! Cause if he catches you, the Ox King will give you a close shave if you're lucky." Oolong says while making cutting gestures to his neck as Bulma looks a bit terrified by what she said while Ramji and Goku, of course, looks unfazed.

"Man, the guy sounds really strong...I wonder if I can defeat him?" Ramji asks himself curiously as he had never faced a foe that was so powerful...well, other than his Grandpa Gohan, of course, but he could never give Ramji a true fight due to the worry of hurting his Grandson, so Ramji honestly feels pretty excited to meet someone more powerful than him and possibly fight him.

"Ooh, yeah, I wanna fight him too! That sounds like fun!" Goku says with a cheerful smile.

"Well, it sure doesn't sound like fun to me! I'm out of here!" Oolong says as, before anyone could react, Oolong suddenly jumps down from the Magic Carpet, and a big yellow smoke cloud with the words 'Bom!' on it covered his whole body as we see the young Shape-Shifter transforming himself into a red/orange fish. "See ya, losers!" Oolong says with a taunting laugh as he falls down into the river.

"Hey!" An angry Bulma yells as Goku looks surprised while Ramji merely shakes his head with a heavy sigh as he begins thinking about whether or not to let Oolong escape, but decided against it since Ramji knows that Bulma will bitch at him and Goku if they let Oolong escape.

"Don't worry, Bulma. That shape-shifting bastard won't get away that easily." A determined Ramji says while commanding his Magic Carpet to fly down closer to the river as Goku did the same with the Flying Nimbus.

"Yeah, we'll get him, Bulma." Goku says while standing up as he begins taking off his clothes with Ramji doing the same as the naked Son Brothers then jumped down into the river.

"Careful." A worried Bulma says to the boys while blushing at seeing Ramji naked as she wishes them good luck.

Down below in the water, we see the Son Brothers swimming down the river to search for their escaped prisoner as they looked around, and Ramji was able to spot a familiar fish trying to hide under the seaweed as the naked boys swam down to sit down next to him. Surprised that the Son Brothers were able to find him so quick, Oolong then glared at Ramji and Goku smugly, as if telling them that they will run out of air eventually and will be forced to swim up to the surface as, while they are gone, Oolong will make his daring escape. Ramji and Goku merely glared back at him and, instead of forcing him up to the surface, they decided to take upon his challenge and sat down on the river floor stoically as they waited for Oolong Transformation Limit to run out.

After a few minutes of waiting, a sweating Oolong trembled nervously as five minutes almost passed and the siblings were still able to hold their breathes as a casual Ramji was still sitting on the river floor with a humming Goku sitting on his lap as Oolong whimpered and grunted as he struggled to not transform back into his normal form, but it was too late as his time was up and transformed back into his default form with a small pathetic poof of yellow smoke. Grinning, the Son Brothers shared a victorious high five as they then grabbed onto the back of a blue-faced Oolong's shirt and begins swimming up to the surface as the boys used their superhuman strength to toss the shape-shifting pig back onto the Magic Carpet.

"One shape-shifting piggy coming up," Ramji says playfully while jumping out of the river and landed on the Magic Carpet as Goku did the same and landed on the Flying Nimbus.

"Oh, crabaskets." Oolong grumbled with a glare as he was pissed off that his escape plan was foiled.

"Well, that was a nice swim," Ramji says with a cocky smirk while putting on his clothes as Goku did the same.

"Grr, godammit! How were you two able to hold in your breaths for that damn long?!" Oolong asked angrily as Goku was all but happy to answer.

"Oh, our Grandpa Gohan had taught us how to swim and hold our breaths for long periods of time. I can hold my breath for an hour."

"And I can hold it for two hours," Ramji says with an arrogant grin as Goku glared at him slightly and pouted as the Older Son Sibling then turned to narrow his eyes at Oolong. "Now, for trying to escape and wasting our time, I think it's appropriate that you get punished," Ramji says with a sinister grin on his face, scaring Oolong as he watched the Human/Demon Hybrid reaches up to tap steal tattos on his arms and they glowed bright red.

"Uh, oh," Oolong says as we then skip forwards in time a bit and see a screaming Oolong being held in the air by Ramji's stretched out arm as we see the group still flying down the river while ignoring Oolong's scream to slow down and pull him back up into the Magic Carpet as he ended up crash landing against several trees and mountains as a bruised Oolong yelped in pain each time he got hit.

"Ah, finally we're on land. No offense, Carpet, but it gets tiring riding you for hours on end." Ramji says to Magic Carpet, who wasn't insulted by what he said as two hours have passed and we see that the gang had decided to take a 20 Minute Break from flying as they had flown down to the shore and landed on the ground as the Flying Nimbus and Magic Carpet stood idly by.

"Oh, poor boy. How will you ever surive." Oolong says sarcastically while glaring up at Ramji as his body was bruised and covered with cuts and dry blood.

"Oh, it's okay, I'll manage." Ramji says with a mocking smirk while deactivating his magic as Oolong stared at him with comical anger as he growled under his breath.

"Here, stop crying about your injuries like a baby and eat this special vitamin. It will heal you up in a couple of minutes and give you strength." Bulma lied through her teeth while pulling out a small yellow vitamin from her jacket as she held it out towards Oolong.

"Eh, it doesn't look like much, but I will try it." Oolong says with a shrug while grabbing onto the vitamin as he proceeds to eat it, not knowing Bulma smirking deviously in the background as Ramji sees this and leans over to her.

"That is not a special vitamin, huh?" Ramji asked knowingly as Bulma nodded with a cheeky smirk.

"Yeah, but it is a special vitamin, Ramji. What does it do, you may ask? You just have to wait and see." Bulma says with a mischievous giggle as Ramji blinked before grinning as he chuckled, loving seeing a more cunning side of Bulma as he nodded to her in understandment.

"Hey, I'm back." Goku says while walking back to the group after finishing peeing on a nearby tree as Bulma turned to nod at him.

"That's good, Goku. Now before we go and continue on our journey, I'm feeling pretty hungry, so let me pull out my Hoi Poi Capsules and fetch us something to eat for lunch." Bulma proposed as Ramji, and an excited Goky nodded while Oolong merely grumbled and leans against the tree as he crossed his arms and looked away as Bulma begins fiddling around her jacket for her Hoi Poi Capsule Case...only to feel nothing as Bulma blinks slowly. "Uh, guys? Did I give any of you my Hoi Poi Capsules Case?"

"No." Oolong responded bluntly.

"I'm too terrified to grab them." Goku answered honestly with an innocent smile.

"Nope, I don't remember you giving me that today. Why do you ask?" A curious Ramji asked as Bulma slowly turned to him with her eyes wide in fear and her face growing pale as Ramji realized what was going on and lowers his head as he sighs heavily. "Oh, no, don't tell me that you-,"

"I LOST MY HOI POI CAPSULE CASE!" Bulma screamed panickedly while panting heavily as she began searching frantically for her Hoi Poi Capsule case on her clothes. "WHERE IS IT?! I KNOW THAT I HAD IT ON ME YESTERDAY, SO THERE'S NO WAY THAT...OH, CRAP! I MUST'VE LEFT IT BACK AT OOLONG'S FORMER STUPID MANSION WHEN WE WERE PARTYING LAST NIGHT! WE'RE DOOMED! WE'RE DOOMED! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

"Bulma, calm the fuck down!" Ramji shouted while reaching out to grab Bulma by her shoulders firmly as he then raised his hand and proceeds to slap her multiple times on the face as gently as he can as the blue-haired girl blinked a couple of times.

"Thanks, I needed that." Bulma responded calmly as Ramji nodded.

"You're welcome. Now, I know that you have lost your Hoi Poi Capsule Castle, and I'm sorry about that, but there's no reason to panic. With Carpet and Flying Nimbus, we can travel anywhere without your vehicles."

"That's not the problem, Ramji! Our house, food, and my stuff were in those capsules, which means that we don't have a place to sleep or have anything to eat for a long while! What are we going to do?!" Bulma yelled while dropping down to her knees as she begins crying, and Ramji was quick to comfort her as he drops down to her level and held her in his arms as the black-haired teen rubs her back to calm her down.

"Shh, shh, its okay, Bulma. I know it's tough, but we will get through this. I promise." Ramji says reassuringly as Bulma sniffled, but felt a little cheered up by what her friend said as she nodded and, unknown to the group, a whistling Oolong started sneaking away while Bulma was having her episode as he then suddenly took off with a mocking laugh.

"Hey! Ramji! Bulma! Oolong is getting away!" Goku exclaimed, alerting his older brother and friend of the shape-shifting pig's escape as both Ramji and Bulma whirled around in shock as they watched Oolong running away in disbelief/anger.

"Grr, goddammit! He ditched us again?!" Bulma asked with a growl as a glaring Ramji stood up from the floor.

"Don't worry, Bulma, Goku and I will bring him back, and this time, I will deliver a way harsher punishment," Ramji says with a frosty tone as he and Goku were about to search for Oolong, but stopped as Bulma held out her hand.

"No need, boys. I will fetch him this time." Bulma says with a sly grin on her face as the Son Brothers stared at her in surprise but stand down anyway as Bulma cups her hands around her mouth. "Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy! Come on out, little piggy!" Bulma screamed as a running Oolong ignored her and was about to continue to try and make his escape...but stopped as he felt his stomach rumble loudly.

"Ugh, ow, what's wrong with my poor stomach? It feels like I'm going to explode!" Oolong thought to himself in dismay before feeling mother nature knocking on the door fiercely as the shape-shifting piggy held his butt and quickly made his way over to the nearest bush as Oolong took off his pants.

"Hey, what's that smell?" Ramji says with his nose twitching as he smelt a familiar odor rang out and grimaces as Ramji plugged his nose. "Ah, gross! Is Ooling taking a shit?!" A shocked, disgusted Ramji exclaimed as Bulma laughed at this in delight.

"Yep! Hey! Hey, Oolong! What's the matter, little Piggy!? I bet that you have diarrhea, right? Well, you know that special vitamin that I gave you a few minutes ago? Well, it's actually one of my inventions called 'The PP'. Once someone digests it, it messes up their organs for about a month so that every time that someone makes the 'Piggy! Piggy!' sound, it forces them to take a shit! The more that someone says Piggy, the worse the effects are! Your not going anywhere! If you don't come back soon, I will keep saying it over and over again!" Bulma says with an evil smirk on her face as the group heard Oolong groan in dismay in the distance.

"Damn, Bulma, your one evil sexy vixen."

"Hell, yeah, I am." Bulma says with a grin as Ramji laughed while looking away with a sweatdrop as he made a mental note to NEVER take anything that was offered from Bulma...well, maybe not everything, but anything related to food or such.

"I-I'm sorry, I won't run anymore. Please, stop." Oolong begged as, once he was finished with his business, the morphing pig walked back to the group while holding onto some toilet paper. "Man, I was lucky that I've brought some paper toilet with me."

"If you try to run away again, I will make sure to keep repeating the 'P' word every five minutes." Bulma says with a grin while crossing her arms as Oolong flinched fearfully but nodded as he mumbled something about Bulma being a dirty bitch and that he knew that he should've never eaten that stupid pill.

"I bet this kind of stuff wouldn't happen if you acted nicer." A smiling Goku says while walking over to him as Oolong turned to glare at him.

"I can still take you kid!" Oolong screamed as everyone couldn't help but laugh at this.

"Yeah, right! A weak little piggy like you couldn't take us even if we were sick and dying!" Ramji says tauntingly as Goku nods.

"Ramji's right! You can transform into the biggest and toughest form you could muster, and you still can't beat us, Piggy!"

"So, why don't you be a good little piggy and obey our rules from now on."

"Or else we will keep saying piggy."

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"...PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY! PIGGY!" The Son Brothers repeated immaturely as a grunting Oolong sweated nervously and felt Mother Nature ramming through his door with a battering ram as he instantly shit himself with poop crawling up his back as the trio couldn't help but laugh at Oolong's misery.

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"I'm gonna die..." A panting Bulma says while laying back on Magic Carpet as we fast forward in time and see the gang flying through the empty endless dessert with Ramji, Bulma, and sweating Oolong (Who earlier was forced to take a bath on a nearby spring to clean himself and his clothes) riding on Magic Carpet as Goku rode on the Flying Nimbus like always.

"Come on, guys, I know that the heat is annoying but just bear through it for a while. We should be able to get out of the desert in another couple of hours or so." Ramji says while irritated by Bulma and Oolong's relentless complaining about the heat as he and his brother were able to bear through the heat better than the others due to being used to living outdoors all their lives. To be honest, to them, it feels a bit windy and cold.

"Yeah, we're even on flying on the Flying Nimbus and Magic Carpet, so I don't see why you two are complaining about it." Goku says with a frown as this was one of the few occasions where he was actually really annoyed with his friends whining.

"Hey, I-I'm a City Girl, you know! Don't compare me to some Wild Mountain Boys like you and your brother, Ramji!"

"Well, at least us Wild Mountain Boys are able to bear through the intense heat better than the sophisticated pampered City Girl," Ramji answered back sassily while sharing a fist bump with a laughing Goku as Bulma growled at the Human/Demon Hybrid angrily before deciding not to respond to insult and change the subject as she looks around.

"Are we close to Frypan Mountain yet? All I see is sand, sand, and more sand!"

"Well, what did you expect? You knew that we will be crossing the Dessert to head through Frypan Mountain, so why are you complaining about it?" Ramji asked with a raised annoyed eyebrow as Bulma glared at the back of his head.

"Well, for your information, Jungle Boy, I was all but ready to head into the Dessert, but things have changed ever since I lost my Hoi Poi Capsule Case! I wasn't able to change into more comfortable and breathable clothes, or use a proper bathroom, or eat something yet...I CAN'T EVEN GET A FUCKING UMBRELLA TO PROVIDE SOME SHADE FOR MYSELF! UGH, I CAN'T STAND THIS FUCKING HEAT! I'M GOING CRAZY!" Bulma screamed while dropping down on the Magic Carpet as the boys stopped their flying and floated in mid-air as everyone turned to Bulma.

"How pathetic." A disapproving, frowning Goku says as Ramji sighs heavily and pinches the bridge of his nose as he then turned towards Bulma.

"Are you giving up?"

"No...yes...maybe, I don't know...WAAAAHHHHH! WAHHHHHHH! WHYYYY, WHYYYY?! THIS IS HORRIBLE! I HATE THIS! I'M HUNGRY! I WANT A BATH! I NEED AIR CONDITION! I CAN'T SLEEP UNLESS I HAVE A BED! I DON'T WANT TO BE STRANDED IN THE FUCKING DESERT WITHOUT A BOYFRIEND OR MY HOI POI CAPSULE CASE!" Bulma screamed while thrashing around and throwing a temper tantrum like a little baby as Oolong sweatdropped, Goku looks irritated, and Ramji had his jaws dropped in complete disbelief and shock.

"Are you freaking serious, Bulma?! What are you, five years old!? Godamnn, woman, pull yourself together! Goku is acting more mature than you!" Ramji yelled as Bulma ignored and continued throwing her little tantrum like the spoiled little rich bitch she is as the blue-haired girl whined and screamed as loud as she can to try and get what she wanted.

"Man, she's really got a bad personality. So self-centered." Oolong chimed in.

"You're the one talk," Goku countered while giving him a judging side-eye as Oolong promptly ignores him and leans over to Ramji.

"Are you going to do anything about this?" Oolong asked while gesturing at a crying and yelling Bulma as Ramji gave the shape-shifting pig a deadpan raised eyebrow and scoffed as he rolled his eyes.

"Why should I? I'm not her Dad. If Bulma wants to throw a tantrum like a baby, then let her. She will eventually tire herself out." Ramji says just as Bulma finally tires herself out from the extreme heat and her temper tantrum as she instantly fell asleep on the Magic Carpet. "You see?"

"Wow, how did you know that would happen?" Oolong asked as Ramji rolled his eyes with a scoff.

"Oh, please, do you know how many times Goku throws a temper tantrum when he was a child? Grandpa Gohan and I were eventually able to figure out a way to make him grow out that phase by not giving him what he wants and let him scream his lungs out for hours until he tires himself out."

"Yeah, that's true," Goku says with a nod just as his stomach growled as he held it with a groan and gave his brother a pleading look as Ramji sighed but nodded.

"Alright then, since everyone is hungry, let's fly down and take a short break." Ramji says while grabbing onto the Magic Carpet tassels as he flew them down into the ground with Goku following after the group as they made their way down into a nearby large rock that provided a large shade for the gang.

"Ugh, I'm starving over here," Oolong says while jumping off Magic Carpet with Ramji doing the same, both leaving behind Bulma to sleep on the magical rug as she snored.

"Oh, don't get your former shit-stained shorts in a twist, Porky. I'll fetch us something to eat. Goku? You stay here and watch over Bulma. Make sure that she doesn't die of heatstroke or get attack by a giant monster, and if Oolong tries to run away, just say the magic word." Ramji says as Goku grinned cheekily and nodded while jumping off the Flying Nimbus as it flew upwards into the sky.

"Sure...also can you get us some bacon or pork?"

"WHAT ARE YOU, BRAIN DEAD?!" An enraged Oolong asked while glaring at an oblivious Goku as Ramji laughs and shakes his head amusedly as the Older Son Brother was about to make his way into the Dessert to kill a giant monster or something, but stopped as his enhanced hearing picked up the sound roaring engines nearby and perked up as Ramji turned his head.

"Wait, guys, I hear something. It's coming this way."

"What is?" Oolong asked with a raised eyebrow as Ramji remained silent and simply looked on ahead as the Human/Demon Hybrid Martial Artist and the boys saw a large dust cloud heading towards them, and Ramji narrowed his eyes at it as he was able to see that it was a serious-looking sixteen-year-old boy riding on a Hover Scooter with a smiling small blue cat riding alongside him.

The teenager is a 5'9-feet-tall, 16-year-old boy with black eyes, thick black eyebrows, long shaggy wild black hair that reaches past his shoulders as it has small bangs, a small nose, a sharp chin, tan skin, a slim muscular toned build, and his outfit consists of a sleeveless dark green shirt with red accents as it has a kanji symbol that means 'comfort' or 'easy' planted on his chest, an orange scarf wrapped around his neck, mauve armbands with red accents, a white belt with a sword sheath attached to it, long baggy orange pants, and blue shoes that have red accents and white shoelaces. His name is Yamcha, the Fierce and Deadly Desert Bandit.

The cat is a 1-feet-tall, 21-year-old female Animal Type Earthling as she resembles a humanoid cat with small dot-like black eyes, extremely thin eyebrows, two big pointy ears with cream-colored innards, no nose, two pairs of whiskers on his cheeks, a small mouth, fingerless stumpy small hands, a chubby built, light blue fur with a cream-colored face/stomach/hands, a long blue tail with a cream-colored tip, and toeless blue feet. Her name is Puar, a Shape-Shifter like Oolong but more powerful as she's also Yamcha's lifelong best friend...I know that in the Magna, Puar is a boy, but in the anime, Puar is a girl, and I honestly see Puar more as a girl, so...yeah.

"Yo." Yamcha greeted the boys while driving up to them on his Hover Scooter as he stopped a few feet away from the trio and jumped off his vehicle as Yamcha flashed them a cocky smirk. "I'm Yamcha, and I'm the Master of the land that you all are trespassing."

"The land is mine too," Puar added in cheerfully.

"I...don't give a shit," Ramji responded bluntly with a flat look on his face as Goku looked confused while Oolong stared at Puar curiously.

"Heh, you have a dirty mouth, don't ya, kid? Well, you're in luck because I'm in an awfully good mood today, so this is how it's going to play out. I hate to hurt a couple of young boys like you, so just hand over every money and Hoi Poi Capsules that you have, and I will let you all pass in peace without hurting any of you."

"Or how about we do the second option. You walk away and leave us alone, or else my brother and I will drop your sorry ass." Ramji threatened with a glare, not intimidated by the Dessert Bandit in the slightest, as Yamcha and Puar were surprised by what he said before growing angry as the long-haired teenage boy walked up to the Human/Demon Hybrid.

"Listen here, you little brat! I'm not playing around! Give me all of your stuff, or else I will kill you and your little friends here!" Yamcha yelled threateningly while raising his fist as Ramji glared up at him stoically and was about to attack him, but stopped as Oolong spoke up.

"Hey, wait! I remember you! Your Crybaby Puar from Shape-Shifting Academy!" Oolong says with a mocking grin as Puar spotted him and gasped in fear as she trembled lightly.

"Ehhhhhh?! Oolong?!"

"An aquaintice, Puar?" Yamcha asked his friend as she glances up at him and nodded with a glare.

"Yeah! We went to Shape-Shifting Academy together! Oolong here is nothing but a big mean old bully who tormented me for years! He's also nothing but a huge pervert who stole all of the Female Teachers panties and was eventually thrown out because of it! Pervert, pervert, I hate you!" Puar yelled while glaring at Oolong, who grumbled in annoyance as he glared back at her.

"You-You little...you sure do have a good memory, do ya?"

"So you haven't changed at all, huh?" Goku says to Oolong, who looked away sheepishly while whistling innocently.

"Well, well, well, looks like we have a unique situation on our hands. You know what, kiddos? How about you hand over Porky Pig Here to us and all of your money and Hoi Poi Capsules, and we will promise that we won't hurt you. Come on, Puar, let's teach this punk that bullying people is wrong." Yamcha says while cracking his knuckles as Puar grinned excitedly and nodded as she chuckled.

"Bullying people is wrong, huh? I don't know if you two are braindead or oblivious, but trying to rob people is considered bullying." Ramji says, not really caring about defending Oolong and was simply stating a fact as a nervous Oolong hid behind the Son Brothers.

"Hey, this guy looks pretty strong. Can you two take him?" Oolong whispered to Ramji and Goku, who nodded as the little Saiyan Boy felt his stomach rumble and grow hungry as he groaned.

"Yeah, we're pretty strong," Ramji answered as Oolong beamed and nodded as he then turned to Yamcha and Puar.

"Hey, your name's Yamcha, right? Well, I'm sorry to tell ya, but we have no intention to hand over any money or capsules, so if you don't wanna get hurt by my boys, Goku and Ramji, here, I'd suggest that you hurry up and scram!"

"Yeah," Ramji says with a nod while crossing his arms as he was rather annoyed that Oolong puts him on the spot like that, but the Human/Demon Teenager was getting irritated by Yamcha's cocky attitude, and he and his pet cat was planning to rob and fight them anyway so Ramji decided to play along with what Oolong was saying.

"Hoh, I see. You three really want to take a trip to heaven, don't you?" A grinning Yamcha says while pulling out his sword as the sunlight glinted against his weapon.

"Yamcha, please take out that bastard!" Puar screamed while pointing at Oolong, who flinched as he turned to Ramji and Goky.

"Alright, I'm leaving him to you two! Good luck, kids!" Oolong says while turning around to run to safety as Ramji rolled his eyes before walking over to Yamcha as both warriors stared at each other stoically with the wind blowing their hair.

"Wait, why do we have to beat him up? Is he a bad guy?" Goku asked cluelessly as he really wasn't paying attention to the situation to being too hungry to think properly.

"HAVEN'T YOU BEEN LISTENING, KID?! THE SWORD ISN'T MADE OF FREAKING RUBBER! HE'S PLANNING TO KILL US!" Oolong screamed comically with white eyes and shark teeth as Ramji turned to his brother with a patient look on his face.

"Yes, Goku. Yamcha here is trying to rob and kill us...also, he's interrupting my hunting food time."

"LET'S DESTROY HIM!" Goku screamed angrily with fire in his eyes while walking over to stand beside Ramji as the Saiyan Boy was pissed off that Yamcha was distracting his brother from getting him some food.

"Heh, I admire your bravery, kid, but you and you're...brother here, I presume, can't beat me. Even if you two attack me together, I will easily-,"

"Bored now, let's fight. First Seal: Elasticity!" Ramji exclaimed while reaching down to tap the seals on his arms as they glowed bright bloody red and a grunting Goku proceeds to pull out his Power Pole and twirled it around as he pointed his weapon at Yamcha, who narrowed his eyes with a growl as he held out his sword and got into a battle stance.

"Man, that power of his still freaks me out." Oolong said with a nervous gulp before hearing a loud snore behind him as he turned his head...and sweatdropped as Oolong saw a still sleeping Bulma resting on the floor. "Geez, she sure does look nice and relax..."

"Hi-yah!" A glaring Yamcha screams while running over to bring his sword down at the boys as a yelping Goku was quick to jump over his swing while Ramji simply remained still as Yamcha's attack met his target...but missed at the same time as the black-haired teenager used his elasticity powers to literally split his body apart by the middle. "What the hell?!" A surprised Yamcha says as a flying Goku lands on the ground before using his superhuman strength to leap over to a distracted Dessert Bandit as the spikey black-haired boy delivered a mighty kick that sends him hurtling forwards.

"First Seal...Elastic Headbutt!" Ramji exclaimed just as a screaming Yamcha was sent flying towards him as he reformed the top half of his body and gave the strong Bandit a brutal headbutt with enough force to break his nose as a yelping Yamcha took a couple of steps back and held his bleeding nose as Ramji was quick to morph his body back to normal. "First Seal...Extendo Spear Kick!" Ramji screamed while raising his leg as he used his Demonic Powers to stretch it forwards, and the Human/Demon Hybrid delivered a mighty kick at Yamcha's stomach.

"ARGHUGH!" Yamcha screamed in pain while cradling his bruised stomach as Ramji stretched his leg back to its normal length just as a grunting Goku leaped up high into the air and reaches Yamcha's head as he twirled around and whacked the long-haired bandit's cheek with his tail so hard that he crashed landed into the ground.

"Nice one, bro." Ramji complimented Goku, who landed beside him as the Son Brothers shared a high five and a laugh. Growling at this angrily, Yamcha stood up from the floor as he gripped his sword tightly, and ran forwards while letting out a battle cry as Yamcha swiped his sword at the boys, but Goku was able to block it easily with his Power Pole as a smirking Ramji leaped up into the air and through an extended punch at Yamcha's face, causing him to grunt in pain as Goku proceeds to slam him down into the ground with his Power Pole while yelling, 'Power Pole Extend!', as his magical weapon extends five times its usual length and dragged a screaming Yamcha across the desert floor as he then flopped against it with a pained whimper.

"Unbelievable!" A shocked Puar exclaimed as she had never seen her friend get defeated this quickly, even if his opponent were two people as she had seen Yamcha defeat a group of armed men, so to see him getting beat up by two little kids was a little jarring for the Animal-Type Earthling.

"Awesome! They're really are strong! Go, Son Brothers! Go! Whoo!" Oolong cheered from the background as Puar turned to glare at him.

"Ugh, what the hell was that?!" A bruised, lightly injured Yamcha says as, after recovering from the boys' combo attacks, he stood up from the floor and glared over at the Son Brothers. "Hey, you, taller boy! Who were you able to shape your body around like silly pudd?! And you, shorter boy, how what kind of weapon is that!? Where did you get that bo?!" Yamcha asked with a snarl as Ramji and Goku glared at him with a huff.

"Well, although I don't know where it came from, I have Magic Powers, and I was taught Martial Arts by my Grandpa," Ramji says while shifting his arm back into its usual size.

"Oh, this is my magic weapon, The Power Pole. My late Grandfather gave it to me. He's also the one who taught me how to fight and be as strong as steel." Goku stated with a proud smile on his face as he mentally commanded his Power Pole to shrink back into its original size, but then his face grimace as Goku felt his stomach rumble again.

"Hmmm, wait a minute, there's only one man that posses a magical weapon that can extend itself at will like that. Tell me, kiddos, what is the name of your grandfather." Yamcha asked while narrowing his eyes at the Son Brothers suspiciously as Ramji stepped up to talk to him.

"His name is Son Gohan."

"Hmm, I thought so. I've heard of this Son Gohan fellow. He was supposedly a Martial Arts Master superior to all others. Hard to think that he had two weird yet powerful Grandsons like both of you, but just know that even with your magic powers and weapons and all of the Martial Arts training that he had taught you, I'm afraid that you two are still no match for me." Yamcha stated arrogantly while getting into a battle stance as Ramji blinked at him in disbelief.

"Uh, I don't know which fight you were in, but so far, me and my brother are kicking your ass. You haven't even laid one punch at us yet." Ramji says, not really bragging as he was just stating facts.

"Ugh, I'm starving. Ramji? Can you deal with this guy? I need to lay down." Goku says while holding his stomach with a pained look on his face as Ramji tuned to nod at him.

"Sure, go ahead, bro. I got this." Ramji says as Goku nodded in gratitude before running off to lay down next to Oolong as Yamcha laughs at this mockingly.

"Ha! That little boy was so scared to face me that he left his big brother to fight me alone." Yamcha says with a grin as Ramji gave him a half-lid annoyed look and rolled his eyes as he scoffed.

"You know what? I'm not gonna dignified that with a response, and, admittedly, Im getting kind of bored of fighting you, so how about we do this." Ramji says while reaching down to tap his seal tattos, deactivating his magic as he then glared over at Yamcha. "You attack me with the strongest attack that you have and, if you can beat me, you will steal all of our stuff."

"No! Don't bet away what little stuff we have! All I have left is this Hoi Poi Capsule that I was saving for a special occasion!" Oolong yelled angrily as Ramji briefly glanced at him for what he said but decided to not talk about it until later as Ramji turned back to Yamcha and saw the Dessert Bandit laughing mockingly as he smirked.

"Fine, have it your way, kid, but just you know, you and your brother aren't the only ones with special powers." Yamcha says while getting into a low wolf-like Martial Arts pose as he grinned. "Watch this! I'm going to show you my..." Yamcha trails off as he runs forwards with a giant dark blue red-eyed wolf-like aura covering his body as Yamcha smirks wolfishly. "...Wolf Fang Fist!" Yamcha shouted while leaping up to deliver a kick at Ramji, who blocked it easily with his arms as Yamcha was surprised by this but decided to not let this get into his head as he landed on the ground and charge forwards as Yamcha moves his hands around in a complicated motion and begins delivering a multitude of punches and kicks at Ramji.

"Ooh, cool, technique," Ramji commented with an amused smile while using arms and hands to block Yamcha's attacks as the Human/Demon Martial Arts Hybrid was lightly surprised to see that Yamcha was moving at a slightly higher speed than before with even more punching power, and noticed that Yamcha wasn't really trying to punch him at all and was more like trying to claw him like a wolf. "Mind if I use it?" Ramji asked playfully while grunting as he pushed Yamcha off of him, interrupting his attack as the yelping Dessert Bandit was sent flying back a few feet.

"Demon Talon Punches!" Ramji shouted while running forwards with a giant dark red red-eyed demon-like aura covering his body as Ramji smirked devilishly and leaped up to deliver a swift kick at Yamcha's stomach, causing him to barf out blood and scream in pain as Ramji then moves around his hands in a complicated motion and begins delivering a multitude of punches and kicks at Yamcha, covering his whole body with bruises and breaking a few of his ribs as the black-haired martial artists finished off the attack by doing a double strong palm punch at Yamcha's chest, sending him flying through the air as he then crashed landed onto the ground so hard that a small crater formed around him.

"Yamcha!" Puar shouted worriedly while flying over to him as Oolong cheered and begins jumping up and down excitedly.

"Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Good job, Ramji! You beat him!" Oolong says as Ramji ignored him and continued staring at a groaning Yamcha expectantly as he watched his best friend Puar help him up to his feet.

"Yamcha? Are you okay?" Puar asked before gasping as she noticed something about her friend. "Yamcha! Oh my-Look at your mouth! Your tooth is missing!"

"I-I'm sorry, m-my what is missing?!" A confused Yamcha exclaimed as Puar transforms herself into a mirror with a blue puff of smoke with the words 'Bom!' on it as Yamcha glanced at himself in the mirror and screams in horror as he realized that Ramji punched one of his teeth out. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! MY TOOTH! YOU BASTARD! YOU PUNCHED ONE OF MY TEETH OUT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY MANLY FACE?! NOW I WILL NEVER GET A DATE!"

"Oh, stop being a baby. We all lose a tooth when we fight. I've lost a few of mine. See?" Ramji says while opening his mouth to show Yamcha, Puar, and Oolong that he had lost a few of his teeth in the past whenever he sparred with Goku or Grandpa Gohan.

"I DON'T CARE! YOU RUINED MY FACE AND STOLE MY WORLD-FAMOUS TECHNIQUE! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!"

"Ah, technically, I didn't steal your technique. I learned and copy it. There's a difference."

"THAT'S IT! TAKE THIS!" An enraged Yamcha screamed while rushing toward Ramji with a look of utmost fury on his face as Ramji grows serious and slowly got into a battle stance as a rampaging Yamcha was about to reach him, but then-

"Geez, whiz, you guys. What's all this screaming about? I'm trying to sleep." A groggy Bulma says while finally waking up from her nap as she left a sleeping Goku behind and walked over to stand beside Oolong as she rubbed her eyes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Huh?" Yamcha shouted before stopping as he spotted Bulma...and froze in his steps as a confused Ramji blinked at this slowly.

"Hey? What's going on? Aren't we still fighting? Why did you stop?" Ramji asked as Yamcha promptly ignored him and continued staring at Bulma, who spotted him as both teenagers stared into each other eyes and an embarrassed Yamcha's face grows red as he drops down to the ground.

"Yamcha! Are you okay?" Puar asked concernedly while hopping over to him as a still blushing Yamcha turned to her.

"Pu-Puar, l-let's retreat for now." Yamcha stuttered nervously as Puar realized what was going on once she spotted a puzzle Bulma and nodded as both of them ran over to their Hover Scooter. "We're definitely coming back for those capsules and money and to get revenge on you, Magic Kid! Don't you forget!" Yamcha screamed at the group before he and Puar mounted on their Hover Scooter as they flew off into the horizon.

"W-What just happened?" A surprised Ramji says as he was so confused about the situation that he didn't even think of attacking Yamcha when his guard was down.

"I don't know, but I guess that we put him on the run, didn't we?" A smirking Oolong says while walking over to pat Ramji on the back in congratulation.

"Hey, you guys, who were that hunk? He was absolutely dreamy!" Bulma yelled with heart in her eyes as a disbelief Ramji turned to her.

"Yeah, uh, Bulma? That 'hunk' was a bandit that wanted to steal what little we have and kill us." Ramji says dryly as Bulma blinked a couple of times in shock and disappointment.

"Awww, but he was so cute and handsome," Bulma says while letting out a lovesick sigh as Ramji and Oolong stared up at her deadapannedly and sweatdropped massively, but then Ramji perked up as he remembered something from earlier and turned to give Oolong an angry, stern glare.

"Oolong...can you please tell us about the special capsule that you were holding onto that you mentioned earlier?" Ramji asked stoically as Bulma perked up at what she said and turned to stare at Oolong curiously as the Shape-Shifting Pig sweated nervously and looked away.

"Errr, well, you see, I-,"

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"So, why didn't you tell us before that you had a Hoi Poi Capsule on you, Oolong? Your so selfish." An angry Bulma says as we fast forward in time and we cue to nighttime as Ramji and Bulma were able to have Oolong fess up about his secret capsule, and it was revealed that he was carrying around an M-14 Mobile House as it was a huge blue-colored double-decker house bus. After beating up Oolong for withholding this capsule from them, the gang then made their way inside as Goku was quick to find the food supply and Ramji was all but happy to cook a great meal for the group, except for Oolong as everyone was currently eating their dinner on the small kitchen table.

"I told you, I wanted to save it for a special occasion, dammnit. Besides, I didn't want those lowlife bandits to steal it." A bruised, groaning Oolong says while taking out a steaming hot chicken from the oven as he went over to sit down with the others and was about to eat his chicken, only for Ramji to swat him on the head and steal the chicken as he handed it over to a drooling Goku. "Hey, what are you doing?! That's my-,"

"You willingly withdrew the information about this camper to us for nearly half a day and only did so because Bulma and I forced you two, and you nearly left my brother starving to death. Goku's not like us. He needs to be constantly eating food or else he will die, so this is punishment for being a selfish asshole. Your lucky that I'm not saying the 'P' word." Ramji says coldly as Oolong flinched at what he said fearfully and looks down as Bulma nods in approval of Ramji's actions before blushing a bit as an image of the shy and hunky Yamcha appeared in her mind.

"Mmm, that guy was so cute. Too bad he left. I would've asked him out in a heartbeat." Bulma thought to herself with a smile while getting a bit horny as she bit her lip and felt her loins flare up as she really wanted to rub one out, but wasn't in the mood to masturbate as she really wanted to have a dick right now...and perks up as Bulma remembers that she does have a dick available and glanced over at an eating Ramji as she hummed thoughtfully. "Hmm, eh, why not? I'm wet as hell, and I'm pretty sure Ramji won't deny my request. Besides, I have suffered a lot today, and a pretty and smart girl like me should be comforted and pleasured from the horrible mess that I've endured today." Bulma thought to herself with a sly grin on her face as she then turned over to the Former Aru Village Monster. "Hey, Oolong, does this place have a tub?"

"Oh, yeah, it's right in there," Oolong says while pointing down towards the bathroom as he and Bulma stand up from the table, and Oolong leads the blue-haired over to the bathroom as he opened the door and the duo walked in.

"Hmmm, the bathroom is kind of small, but at least the bathtub looks big enough to carry two people. Alright, this will do."

"Pampered little bitch." Oolong mumbled under his breath before noticing that Bulma was looking around the bathroom as Oolong raised an eyebrow. "What's wrong?"

"Oh, I'm looking for any peepholes that you have placed in the bathroom." Bulma says...while ignoring the big freaking window placed directly on the wall next to the bathtub as literally anyone could look through it and take a good look at however it is that was showering in there.

"Hey what kind of Pig do you think I am?!"

"A big pervert," Bulma stated bluntly while walking out of the bathroom as she didn't seem to notice Oolong grinning mischievously in the background.

"He, he, peeping is far too minor compared to what I have in mind," Oolong thought to himself with a sinister grin as he chuckled and followed after Bulma as they walked back to the group.

"Hey, Ramji, do you mind helping me with a certain...need that I need?" Bulma asked suggestively as Ramji turned to her confusedly before realizing what she meant as he smirked and nodded.

"Sure, I will be happy to help you." Ramji says while standing up from the table as he and Bulma walked away.

"Hmmm, poor simp bastard. Acting all nice and helping out a girl won't help you get laid. Trust me, I tried." Oolong says to himself knowingly while shaking his head as he sneaked off to eat something while the others were distracted as a happy Goku continued eating.

"Alright, we're here," Mai says to a serious Shu and a smiling Kaitlin, who nodded as we see the trio currently spying on the group's double-decker blue bus while hidden in the distance to not have anyone spot them as they were able to track down the location of the Dragon Balls and head out into the Dessert as they figured out that they were inside of the bus and Mai and the others decided to wait until nighttime to implement their plan. "Emperor Pilaf, we were able to track down the location of the Dragon Balls thanks to our Spy Drones. We're ready to put Operation: Dessert Dragon onto effect." Mai says while talking into her earpiece as it beeped.

"Good, proceed as planned, Agent Mai." Emperor Pilaf says as Mai nodded before shutting off her earpiece as she turned to her comrades.

"Let's go."

"Right!" Shu and Kaitlin exclaimed firmly as the trio stealthily made their way over to the bus, and, after making sure that the occupants inside didn't spot them, Shu pulled out a small bomb out of his clothes as he armed it.

"Alright, I set off the bomb to go off in ten minutes." Shu informed the group while taking off the sticky adhesive tape from the bomb as he bends down and begins crawling under the underside of the bus to place the bomb at the center of the large vehicle home.

"Hmmm?" A curious Kaitlin says her ears twitched, and, with the help of her superhuman hearing, the Animal-Type Earthling was able to hear running feet and panting near them. "Guys, we got incoming."

"What? From who?" A confused, wary Mai asked as Kaitlin simply pointed ahead, and the girls saw Yamcha and Puar running into the scene while hidden in the shadows as Kaitlin was able to spot them thanks to her night vision.

"Two people. A human teenage boy and a cat. What do we do with them, mam?" Kaitlin asked curiously as Mai clicked her teeth in annoyance.

"Those idiots could blow our cover. Go and deal with them. I will stay with Shu and protect him if anything happens."

"kay kay," Kaitlin stated cheerfully with a playful salute as she all but skipped over to Yamcha and Puar, who was hiding behind a large tree as they stared at the group's double-decker house with greedy looks on their faces.

"Hmm, a double-decker camper, huh? I bet that we could fetch a decent prize with that beauty." Yamcha says with a grin as a worried Puar turned to him.

"But Yamcha, what about the girl?"

"That's easy, Puar, all we have to do is to find a way to lure the girl out of there for a few moments. Then we'll sneak in and rob them blind!"

"He, he, awesome plan, Yamcha!" Puar complimented as she and Yamcha then began making their way over to the Wagon House and appeared by a window as they were peered in and saw Goku and Oolong relaxing on the couch.

"Hey, do you think that we're safe out here? They won't come back and attack us again, right?" A nervous Oolong asked Goku, who shakes his head.

"It's fine, if they show up again, I will be able to beat them up now since my stomach is full, and Ramji will be around if anything happens," Goku says with a reassuring smile as Oolong sighs in relief and nodded.

"Cool, great...anyway, I'm curious, why are you, your scary brother, and that nagging bitch on this trip anyway? Why would you all go out of your way to journey to a terrifying place like Frypan Mountain?" Oolong asked curiously, wanting to strike a conversation with the boy due to Bulma being busy taking a shower and Ramji being weirdly gone, but Oolong wasn't going to complain about his absence since that boy scares the crap out of him.

"Oh, that's because there's a Dragon Ball there," Goku answered casually.

"What the heck is a Dragon Ball?" Oolong asked with a raised eyebrow as Goku winced at his mistake and laughs nervously as he reaches over to grab Bulma's bag.

"Well, Ramji and Bulma told me not to tell you about it, but since the cat's out of the bag, why don't I show you what a Dragon Ball is." Goku says while pulling out his Grandfather's Four-Star Dragonball as he showed it to an amazed Oolong.

"Huh, pretty ball kid, but what is it exactly?"

"Oh, well, a Dragon Ball is this set of seven balls that once you place them all together, you will be able to summon the all-powerful dragon Shenron, who will grant you any wish you want."

"Wait, seriously?! This Dragon Fellow will be able to grant you any wish you want!?" A shocked Oolong exclaimed as even Yamcha and Puar looked stunned by what the Saiyan Boy said.

"Yep, anything you want," Goku responded cheerfully as Yamcha and Puar turned to each other with big grins on their faces before walking a few feet away from the window so that they will be able to talk in peace without alerting the others of their presence.

"Puar, did you hear what that boy said? We hit the jackpot! You know what these means don't you?"

"What, Yamcha?" Puar asked excitedly as Yamcha grinned before standing up straight with a determined, exhilarated look on his face.

"I will never be shy around women again!" Yamcha exclaimed victoriously as Puar face-planted at his answer.

"But Yamcha, if you can have any wish you want like World Domination or Great Wealth. Why waste your wish on something so meaningless?" Puar asked, stating pure facts, as Yamcha turned to give her a deadpan glare.

"Come on, Puar, how long have you been with me?"

"Its been two years, one month, and three days." Puar answered bluntly.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, after all of this time, I really thought you really would've known me by now."

"I thought so." Puar says dryly as Yamcha then turns around and placed his hands on his hip as he gained a cocky smirk.

"Well, my furry friend, you don't. I have no aspirations to rule the world, and I can just get money by stealing from people. No, no, what I want is something that no amount of riches can buy." Yamcha says overdramatically while kneeling down on the floor as he began tearing up. "Don't you see that one day I want to meet a cute girl and fall in love with her? Get married and have kids? I want to get the courage to at least be able to talk with a girl without freezing up, and, thanks to the new information that kid had unintentionally told us, those Dragon Balls will be able to help me conquer my fear of women! Mark my words, Puar, those Dragon Balls will be mine!"

"Oh, that was so beautiful," Kaitlin says while bawling as a surprised Yamcha and Puar turned around and see Emperor Pilaf's bodyguard standing in front of them as Kaitlin sniffles and wiped away her tears as she then smiled at the duo. "Hello, you two. I'm sorry to bother you and for the great pain that I'm about to inflict on you, but my team and I are busy on a top-secret mission, so I will be forced to stop you." Kaitlin says while getting into a battle stance as Yamcha and Puar stared at her in disbelief/annoyance before laughing as Yamcha shakes his head with an amused sigh.

"Ha, ha, that's cute and everything, seriously, but we're busy with our own mission right now, so why don't you beat it or else I would-Aarugh!" Yamcha says before grunting in pain as Kaitlin leaped over to deliver a swift kick that sends the Bandit flying away and crash-landed into the floor as a surprised Puar flew over to check on her friend.

"Yamcha, are you okay?" Puar asked as Yamcha nodded with a groan while sitting up from the floor as the black-haired Bandit and the Shape-Shifting Cat turned their heads and gasped as they saw a smiling Kaitlin heading towards them with a malicious pink/white aura covering her body.

"I'm sorry, but I said that you two can't interfere with our mission, so I will be forced to kill you...no hard feelings," Kaitlin says with a giggle as Yamcha and Puar eyed her warily.

~{LEMON, IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THESE TYPES OF THINGS, THEN I SUGGEST THAT YOU SKIP AHEAD}~

"Mmm mmm mmm." Bulma moans in pleasure as we cue back into the wagon house and see a naked Bulma and Ramji having some fun in the bathtub, which was filled with water and bubbles as the Human/Demon teenage Male was sitting on the edge of the bathtub and was moaning in delight as Bulma was sucking his cock vigorously. "Ah, this is what I needed tonight. Thanks for helping me out scratch my itch, Ramji~," Bulma says with a grin while taking Ramji's dick out of her mouth with a loud pop as she grabbed onto her friend's member and began stroking it up and down.

"Y-You're welcome, Bulma," Ramji says while biting his lip as Bulma then lets go of his cock and stood up from the bathtub with Ramji doing the same as the blue-haired teenager wrapped her arms around his shoulders with the black-haired teen wrapping his arms around her waist as Ramji and Bulma closed their eyes and leans in to share a kiss with each other. Making out for a few minutes, Ramji decided to explore Bulma's body a bit as he placed his hands on her back and rubs it affectionately before the sneaky little Human/Demon Hybrid reaches down to grab her ass as he squeezed it and a moaning Bulma loved this as she briefly stopped kissing him and gestured at him to sit down on the tub as Ramji did as she requested and dunked down into the water with a smirking Bulma drops down to land on his lap as a few bathwaters were splashed out of the bathtub, but both quite frankly didn't care about making a mess in the bathroom as Bulma wrapped her legs around Ramji's waist and hugs him as she began kissing him again.

Closing his eyes, a grinning Ramji kissed her back as Bulma wraps her arms around his shoulders and deepened their kiss as she grabs onto his black hair and played with it for a bit while Ramji decided to do something a little bit more...adventures as he reaches down to cup her breasts in his rough yet soft hands. Moaning loudly, Bulma stops kissing the handsome teen as she held her head back and whimpered in pleasure as Ramji reaches down to bite on one of Bulma's nipples while messaging her other breast as the blue-haired girl panted a bit and gasped as Ramji lets go of her book and sneakily made his way down to her vagina as he sticks two fingers inside of her. Whimpering a bit, Bulma held onto Ramji's head as he continued giving her unbridled pleasure with the black-haired martial artist continued biting Bulma's breasts while also sticking his fingers in and outside of the blue-haired girl's glistening pussy.

"Mmm, Ramji...oh, Ramji..." Bulma says with her eyes closed while biting her lip as she then whimpered upon feeling her orgasm fill up her body, and the blue-haired girl grabbed onto Ramji tightly as she screamed and came hard in his hand as she panted.

"Did that satisfy you, Princess?" Ramji asked with a sly grin as, after recovering from her big orgasm, Bulma turned to grin back at him.

"Not even close, Wild Boy," Bulma says while leaning down to kiss Ramji again as she also reached down to grab onto his erection and stoke it a couple of times with pre-cum leaking out as Bulma lets go of Ramji's dick and raise her hand to lick off his cum with a sensual smirk on her face. "Now, usually I wouldn't do something like this with someone like you, but I'm horny as fuck, so I will give you the pleasure of taking my virginity," Bulma says, surprising Ramji as he stared up at her in disbelief.

"Wait, are you serious? Are you saying that you will let me-,"

"Yep." Bulma interrupted while standing up from Ramji's lap as she made her way over to place her hands on the wall and spread out her legs, showing off her glistening pussy to a hopeful Ramji as Bulma turned to wink at him. "I want you to ravage me, Ramji." Bulma says while breathing heavily as Ramji blinked a couple of times and grinned as he stood up from the bathtub and made his way over to Bulma as he grabbed onto her ass and lined up his cock close to her vagina as he shoved his member inside.

"Holy shit!" Ramji yelled in amazement and awe as he felt Bulma's vaginal walls grab onto his cock with a tight grip, and the young Martial Artist couldn't help but let out a loud moan as he felt pleasure unlike anything else. "This is what it feels like to have sex with a girl?! Man, this is way better than I thought! This puts masturbation to shame!" Ramji thought to himself with a big goofy grin on his face as he gripped Bulma's ass tightly.

"Ow!" Bulma yelp in pain as she felt Ramji's big cocky accidentally breaking through her hymen, signifying that he took her virginity as Bulma teared up.

"Hey, wait, are you okay?" Ramji asked worriedly after snapping out of his blessed daze as he felt Bulma's virgin blood leak onto his penis and gasped sharply as a guilty look appeared on his face. "Shit, your bleeding! I'm so sorry, Bulma! I never meant to hurt you. Let me pull out."

"No!" Bulma screamed, stopping Ramji in his tracks as she turned to give him a strained serious glare. "I'm a tough, independent woman. I can get through his pain...j-just go slowly, please." Bulma pleaded lightly as Ramji nodded reassuringly and pulled back his cock before slamming it inside of Bulma's vagina again as he begins fucking her as gently as he can, even if his instincts were telling him to ram in as fast and as hard as he can as Ramji didn't want to cause Bulma any more than pain than what she's feeling right now. "Ugh, this hurts like hell! I mean, I know that my Mom told me that a woman's first time will be painful, but I didn't know that it will hurt THIS much!" Bulma thought to herself with a pained whimper as she felt Ramji's big spear piercing through her small fortress and bit her lip in agony as Bulma was about to tell Ramji to pull himself out immediately, but then her pain was slowly replaced with pleasure as a now moaning Bulma turned to Ramji.

"I-It doesn't hurt now, Ramji. You can fuck me faster, you know?" Not needing to be told twice, a smirking Ramji pulled his cock out of Bulma's vagina as he then grabbed onto the blue-haired teen's shoulders and, gently, shoved her against the wall while piercing his throbbing hard-on inside of Bulma's pussy as both teenagers moaned loudly. "God, yes! Ramji! Fuck me!" Bulma pleaded needily as Ramji grabbed onto her plump booty and begins sliding his cock in and out of her pussy at a fast past and the sounds of two pieces of wet flesh hitting against each other rang out across the bathroom.

"Fuck, Bulma, your so tight!" Ramji screamed while grunting as he rammed into her like a dog in heat.

"Oh, Ramji! Mmm, oh, yeah! Give it to me! Ravage my little pussy with your thick cock!" Bulma screamed like the little slut she is as Ramji was all too happy to oblige her wishes and grabbed onto Bulma's waist as his thrusts started growing faster, his sexual lust going into overdrive as Ramji decided that he wasn't satisfied with their position and pulled his penis out of Bulma's vagina, causing her to moan in displeasure and annoyance as Bulma was about to ask why he stops, only to squeal in surprise as Ramji used his superhuman strength to grab onto her and twirled her around as Ramji throws a yelping Bulma down on the bathtub.

"Ramji, what are you-Ooh~," Bulma asked confusedly before squealing in delight as Ramji drops down into the bathtub and swam over to penetrate his thick cock inside of her as Bulma moans loudly. "Mmm~! Yes! Ramji! Fuck me! Harder!" Bulma commanded as a grunting Ramji begins thrusting inside of her as hard as he can so much that Bulma was forced to grip the edge of the bathtub tightly to steady herself as the water inside of the bathtub splashed out.

"Bulma, I'm so close!" Ramji moaned out while biting his lip as he reaches out to grab Bulma's nipples and twisted her nipples as she yelped and blushed heavily as the busty teen moaned.

"M-Me too, but please don't cum inside! I-I'm not ready to become a mother!" Bulma screamed before freezing as she felt her orgasm building up in her body and tremble a bit as she came. "OH, FUCK, RAMJI! I'M CUMMING!" Bulma shouted while squealing as her vaginal walls clenched Ramji's cock tightly and sprayed her lovely girl juice all over it.

"Shit, Bulma!" Ramji yelled while biting his lip so hard that it drew blood as he was tempted to cum inside of Bulma here and there, but he was able to muster the strength to pull himself out of Bulma's glistening walls as Ramji sat down on the edge of the bathtub and panted heavily as, after recovering from her intense orgasm, Bulma turned to grin at him a sly smirk.

"Mmm, come here, baby," Bulma says with half lid bedroom eyes while swimming over to Ramji's twitching throbbing cock as she opened her mouth and took the first three inches of Ramji's erection as Bulma started bobbing her head up and down while making loud slurping noises as she also made sure to fondle the handsome boy's balls.

"YES, YES...YES! BULMA, I'M CUMMING!" Ramji screamed as he felt his orgasm hit him at full force and came hard as he lets out a loud guttural demonic-like roar and sprayed Bulma's mouth with gallons of sperm as she gagged and tried her best to drink down as much sperm as she can, but failed as the majority spilled out of her mouth and Bulma was forced to let go of Ramji's cock as it wiggled around and continued spraying his seed all over Bulma's head, breasts, and stomach. "Hah...hah...hah..." Ramji panted as he slides down into the bathtub with a slightly tired Bulma dropped down into the water as she cuddled against Ramji, and both teens took a few seconds to catch their breaths. "Bulma, that was-,"

"Wonderful, I know." Bulma says with a content smile on her face as she laid her head on his chest. "You may not be perfect boyfriend material, Ramji, but your a really great fucking buddy."

"Thanks...I think." Ramji says with a sweatdrop as Bulma patted his chest before standing up as she grins down at him mischievously.

"Now, Wild Boy, how about you and I continue with our bath, or are you too tired?" Bulma asked teasingly while posing as Ramji eyed the naked teen up and down and licks his lips as he glanced at Bulma's breasts and pussy as Ramji's cock immediately hardened, and the Human/Demon Hybrid grinned savagely as he chuckled.

"Oh, trust me, I'm nowhere near done," Ramji says with a lustful glint in his eyes as he then leaped out of the bath to grab Bulma's arms and the blue-haired girl squealed excitedly as Ramji pulled her close to him and kissed her passionately as a moaning Bulma eagerly kissed him back.

~{LEMON OVER}~

"Ugh!" A familiar grunt rang out as we cue outside and saw a still smiling Kaitlin running over to deliver a double palm strike at Yamcha's chest, sending him flying away again as the Animal Type Earthlin then crouches down and leaped up as she delivered a mighty kick down at Yamcha's stomach. "Arrgh!" Yamcha screamed in pain as he was kicked down to the ground so hard that a small crater formed around him as Yamcha lay there in a familiar position that won't occur until the future.

"Yamcha! Are you okay?" Puar asked worriedly as she flew over to help her injured friend up to his feet.

"I-I'm okay, Puar. S-She's just stronger than I thought, but don't worry, I can defeat her." Yamcha says reassuringly just as Kaitlin lands back down on the ground as she charges at him, and Yamcha charges back as both opponents locked fists with each other. Struggling to overpower her, Yamcha gritted his teeth in pain as Kaitlin applied more pressure in her grip and nearly broke his hands as Kaitlin then pushed him over and delivered a swift kick to his ribs, breaking a few of them as Yamcha barfed out blood and screamed as he recklessly threw a punch at her, but a giggling Kaitlin avoids it by tilting her head to the left as she then reaches out to grab his arm and proceeds to judo flip him into the floor.

"I don't get it! How is she so much stronger than me! I'm bigger and bulkier! I should be able to beat her by size alone, but I wasn't able to land a single punch on this cat bitch!" Yamcha thought to himself with a glare while gritting his teeth in frustration as he lift up his leg to try and kick her and knock her out, only for an unfazed Kaitlin to tank the attack without so much of a flinch as she then lifts up her tail and it wrapped around Yamcha's leg. "Wait, what are you-Aaaaaaahhhhhh!" The Dessert Bandit asked confusedly before screaming as Kaitlin lifts him up into the air nonchalantly with her tails and begins smacking him against the ground a couple of times as she paused a bit and then slammed Yamcha back on the ground so hard that another small crater formed around him.

"Yamcha!" Puar yelled with a gasp of shock and horror as she flew over to check on her friend, who whimpered loudly as a cheerful Kaitlin stalks over to them while unattaching her wrecking ball from her waist as she began twirling her weapon around rapidly.

"Shu, why is it taking you so long with the bomb?" An annoyed Mai asked as it's been nearly half an hour now, and her partner Shu was STILL under the wagon house messing around with the bomb.

"Uh, Mai? We have a problem." Shu says while crawling out of the double-decker house with a nervous look on his face. "Something went wrong with the bomb's timer, and when I tried to fix it, it only got worse, so I tried to leave the bomb on the wagon house and leave, but the bomb got stuck to my wrist and, long story short, we have about five minutes before I blew up." A whimpering Shu says while lifting his arm to show the ticking bomb stuck to his wrist as Mai froze with a pale, frightened look on her face.

"Oh, that's not good, Shu."

"What do we do?"

"Uh, head towards our plane while I get Kaitlin and try to figure out a way to remove the bomb!" Mai commanded nervously as Shu nodded fearfully and ran off to the plane as she then activated her communication device. "Kaitlin, stand down and leave the unknown assailant alone. I require your assistance." Mai says into her earpiece as Kaitlin heard her orders and nods seriously as Pilaf's Bodyguard then turned to smile at Yamcha and Puar excitedly.

"Good news, guys. The mission was called off, so I have to go. Which means you two get to live. How awesome is that?" Kaitlin says with a giggle while reattaching her weapon back onto her waist as Kaitlin then turns around and runs off, leaving behind a stunned as Yamcha and Puar watched her go in stunned disbelief.

"W-What just happened?" A bewildered Puar asked as Yamcha blinks a couple of times before composing himself as he grows serious and slowly sits up.

"I don't know but now that she's gone, let's go and get those Dragon Balls," Yamcha says while groaning in pain and spitting out blood as a frowning Puar hums concernedly.

"Yamcha, are you sure that you can continue with the plan? You got pretty banged up there."

"Sure, I'm sure, Puar. I'm Yamcha. I can handle everything...well, except for girls, but that's besides the point." Yamcha says while limping over to the wagon house as he groans a bit but was able to bear through the pain as Puar sighs heavily but followed after him as they made their way over to the double-decker blue bus and heard weird noises coming from a nearby window as the duo was quick to walk over to it.

"I can hear a girl's voice. It must be that blue-haired beauty that I saw earlier, but weirdly enough, I also hear a man's voice as well."

"Hmm, weird, peer in to see what is going on." Puar suggested as Yamcha nodded and peered through the window as the room was quite steamy and covered with fog but, once it dissipates, Yamcha's eyes widened in pure shock at the sight of a naked Ramji fucking Bulma from behind in the shower while she was in the doggy position as she moans loudly.

"Oh, yes! Give it to me, Ramji! Make me cum!" Bulma yelled with closed eyes as she sticks out her tongue in pleasure, and a grunting Ramji closed his eyes as he continued ramming his dick into her tiny asshole as Yamcha's jaws dropped gobsmackededly and proceed to promptly fall down to the ground with a dazed look on his face.

"Yamcha, what's wrong? What did you see?" A curious Puar asked while flying over to Yamcha, whose left eye was twitching wildly as he then gripped his head and screamed.

"GRRR, GODDAMMIT! HOW IS IT THAT ME, A SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD MAN, CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS WITHOUT FOAMING AT THE MOUTH BUT THIS MAGICAL FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD BOY WAS ABLE TO SCORE WITH A HOT CHICK LIKE THAT HOTTIE! THE UNIVERSE IS SO COMPLETELY UNFAIR!" Yamcha screamed into the heavens while comically crying endless tears as Puar sweatdropped and sighs heavily as she flew over to grab his hand and begins dragging her best friend back to their hideout.

"Did you hear anything?" Bulma asked curiously while panting heavily after her orgasm as Ramji pulled himself out of her pussy.

"Nope, I didn't hear anything." Ramji says with a shrug, being unable to hear anything with his superhuman hearing due to them being blocked out by his and Bulma's pleasurable moans and the sound of running water as Ramji then smirks and reaches out to grab Bulma just as she turned around to face him as the blue-haired girl yelped slightly and wrapped her arms around his waist as Ramji then slammed her butt first against the window and shoved his cock inside her as Bulma moans loudly before leaning over to kiss Ramji, who kissed back as they continued with their 'bath'.

"You know, we're up to something pretty big here, Goku," Oolong says with a grin while placing his hands behind his head as Goku tilted his head at him curiously. "You know, kid, we need to cut Bulma and Ramji out and find those Dragon Balls ourselves."

"What? But Bulma and I are partners, and, besides, Ramji is my brother. Why would I ever leave him?" Goku asked with a displeased frown as, while he will miss Bulma, the thought of leaving his brother fills him with great sadness.

"Look, kid, Bulma's a girl, and we're guys, and we're gonna wish for some guy things like a harem of three hundred girls." Oolong says with a perverted grin on his face as he blushed heavily.

"But why would I want three-hundred girls? That's weird. And what about Ramji?" Goku asked as Oolong sighs heavily and reaches over to place his hand on Goku's shoulder.

"Look, kid, it's nice that you love your brother and everything, but one day, you two have to go your separate ways, and-,"

"Never! I'm never going to leave Ramji, and he will never leave me because we're brothers and brothers stick together! Its a fact!" Goku shouted with a firm/angry glare on his face while slapping Oolong's hand out of his shoulder as he yelped in pain and cradled his bruised hand.

"Geez, kid, it was just a suggestion. Relax." Oolong says with a huff as Goku narrowed his eyes but calmed down as Oolong was about to say something, but then some weird noises began emitting from his bathroom as he raised an eyebrow. "Man, what is Bulma doing in there? And what's taking her so long to finish her bath? She's been in there for nearly two hours."

"Oh, Bulma and Ramji take a long time to shower together," Goku says matter-of-factly as Oolong nodded and was about to say something else, but then his eyes widened in shock upon realizing what Goku said as he turned to him in disbelief.

"I'm sorry, what?! Bulma and Ramji take showers together!" Oolong exclaimed with a surprised look on his face as Goku nodded.

"Yep, they take showers with each other every day and stay in the bathroom for an hour or more. Depending on the day, really. They also make loud, weird moaning noises, and when I asked what they do in the bathroom, Ramji merely said that they were playing an 'Adult Game' and said that I couldn't play with them because I'm too young to understand what they're doing or whatever." Goku says with an innocent smile on his face as Oolong stared at him with a stunned look on his face.

"I-I can't believe it! That lucky bastard is able to fuck Bulma! Now I hate that asshole even more than I do!" Oolong thought to himself with a furious, jealous look on his face but then gasped in realization as he beamed. "Wait, if they're having sex right now, then that means that I can peek on Bulma and see her naked body...sure, that means that I have to see Ramji's dick, but that's a small price to pay to see some glorious tits!" Oolong says to himself with a determined, fierce look on his face as he jumped out of the couch and ran over to the bathroom as he was about to open the door, but stopped as the door flew open and a satisfied-looking Bulma walked out of the bathroom with Ramji following after her as both teenagers were wearing towels to cover their modesty.

"Huh, Oolong? What are you doing here?" Ramji asked with a suspicious glare on his face as an annoyed Bulma did the same.

"Oh, uh, I was just wondering if you wanted to have any spare pajamas to wear?" Oolong asked with a nervous smile as Ramji narrowed his eyes, not believing him one bit but decided to not waste his time dealing with this and shakes his head.

"Nah, I'm good with sleeping with my GI," Ramji says with a careless shrug.

"Oh, hey, Ramji, did you and Bulma had fun playing your 'Adult Game'?" Goku asked innocently as Ramji turned to smirk at him and nodded.

"Yep, we have." Ramji says while smacking Bulma's butt, causing her to squeal in surprise as the blue-haired half-naked girl then smacked him playfully, and the black-haired Martial Artist grinned at her cheekily as he walked over to sit down next to his brother on the couch.

"Actually, I was curious to know if you have anything for me to wear tonight," Bulma says to Oolong, who sweated nervously as he shrugged.

"Yeah, but none your size..."

"Eh, it's okay. I will just sleep naked then." Bulma says with a shrug as, usually, she would've freaked out about this and hit Oolong, but she was such in a good mood that Bulma decided to not make a big fuss about it.

"Huh, that went better than expected," Oolong says with a blink, surprised that Bulma wasn't bitching to him about it as he then remembered about the plan that he was brewing and what Goku told him earlier as he grinned slyly. "Now to begin with my plan." Oolong thought to himself sinisterly while walking towards the fridge and pulls out a tray filled with three orange juices as he then made his way over to the trio. "Hey, as a way to apologize for my actions earlier, how about I give you all a refreshing cold drinks of orange juice?"

"Aww, you can be a sweet swine, can you? Thanks." Bulma says as she and Goku eagerly reach out to grab the orange juice as they begin drinking it with a humming Ramji staring at this warily as he remembered what Bulma did with Oolong earlier and decided to play this on the safe side as Ramji stood up and made his way over to Oolong.

"Yeah, that was really nice of you, Oolong," Ramji says with a fake smile on his face as he reaches down to grab the orange juice before walking over to sit back down as the Human/Demon Hybrid pretends to drink it, but really he dumped the contents inside of a nearby plant.

"Ewww, this stuff's gross." Goku says after finishing drinking his orange juice as he sticks out his tongue in disgust.

"Hmmm, strange, Goku loves orange juice. Either Oolong made it too sweet for him, or he did something to the drinks. I better keep an eye out and find out what the Pig has done before I do anything." Ramji thought to himself seriously as he leans back against the couch. "Hey, Oolong, aren't you going to drink anything?" Ramji asked Oolong with fake innocent as the Shape-Shifting Pig flinched at what he said and coughed awkwardly as he looked away.

"Oh, uh, I drink mine already. Yeah." Oolong says as Ramji narrowed his eyes but didn't say anything as Bulma finished drinking her orange juice, and her eyes dropped a bit as she yawned.

"Ugh, I'm feeling a bit tired. I think that I'm going to hit the hay. Hey, Oolong, where do I sleep?" Bulma asked.

"Just go right up those stairs." Oolong instructed as Bulma nodded.

"Alright, cool, goodnight, boys. Oh, and Ramji? You can sleep with me on the bed if you want, but Goku and Oolong? You two will have to sleep down here." Bulma says as Goku nodded with a smile while Oolong grumbled angrily as Ramji grinned and nodded.

"Cool, goodnight, Bulma." Ramji says as Bulma nodded before making her way upstairs as Goku suddenly lets out a small yawn and leans against Ramji's side as the black-haired teenager spots this and starts to grow suspicious as he hummed.

"Man, she's got a nice body but a horrible personality." Oolong says with a glare before seeing that the Son Brothers were fast asleep on the couch as Oolong blinked a couple of times but grins as he chuckles deviously. "Ha, ha, perfect. That sleeping powder that I placed on the drinks worked faster than I thought. Stealing the Dragon Balls will be a cinch with these freaks knocked out, but before I steal them, I might as well have some fun with an unconscious Bulma. If Ramji can have some fun with the slut, then I should too." Oolong says with a perverted smirk as he turned around and was about to make his way upstairs...but stopped as Oolong felt a cold shiver run down his back and slowly turned around as the Shape-Shifting Pig was stunned to see a very angry Ramji glaring down at him. "Ramji, your awake! How is that possible?! I made sure to place enough sleeping powder into your drinks to knock out a horse!"

"Well, unlike Bulma and Goku, I was smart enough to realize that you spiked our drinks after Bulma did the same with you earlier with the pill, but now that I know what you were planning to do us, you are in so much trouble." Ramji says with a dark look on his face as he cracked his knuckles and began stalking over to him.

"W-What are you going to do with me? Are you going to say the 'P' word?" Oolong asked nervously as Ramji shakes his head with a menacing chuckle.

"Oh, no, no, no, no, making you shit yourself for hours on end is way too much of a leeway. No, what I'm planning to do with you is FAR worse." Ramji says while reaching out to grab Oolong by the back of his shirt as he lifted him up into the air. "First, you and I are going to have a little...sparring session for a coupe of hours, long enough for Bulma and Goku to wake up from your spiced drinks and, once we do, I will tell Bulma what you were planning to do with her unconscious, naked body." Ramji says with a sinister smile on his face as Oolong's face went pale and screamed in horror as he struggled to break out of his grip.

"No, no, please! You can't do this! She will fry my bacon if you tell her what I was going to do! I'm out of here!" Oolong screamed while grunting as he transformed himself into a fly with a poof of yellow smoke as Oolong tried to fly away.

"Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy." Ramji repeated with a smug smirk on his face while crossing his arms just as Oolong tried to fly out of the camper as he froze in his tracks and automatically transformed himself back to normal as Oolong crashed landed onto the floor and screamed in pain as he shit his pants. "If you try to run away, I will continue saying the 'P' word. Now, let's begin with part 1 of your punishment." Ramji says coldly while stalking over to Oolong as he laughed evilly, and the Shape-Shifting Pig could do nothing but screamed for help as Ramji grabbed onto him.

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"Wow, I can't believe how hard you and Bulma were on Oolong." Goku commented with a shocked, slightly scared look on his face as we fast forward in time and cue to morning time as we see a smiling Ramji driving the camper through the Dessert, mentally thanking Grandpa Gohan for teaching him how to drive as Goku sat beside him on the passenger seat. "What did he do that made you two so angry?"

"Trust me, Goku, it's best that you didn't know," Ramji says vaguely as he had spent four hours last night brutally beating up Oolong until he was back and blue and, when they return back to the camper, Ramji was all too happy to tell Bulma about Oolong's plan. Once she heard what Oolong was planning to do with her unconscious body, a suddenly sweet Bulma asked the Son Brothers to leave her alone in the camper with Oolong for an hour as they did so, but while they were taking a small walk, Ramji and Goku heard Oolong's panicking, painful scream and, when they came back to the camper, an unconscious bruised heavily injured Oolong was laying on the couch as Bulma was upstairs trying to find some clothes to wear.

"Oh, okay, then...I'm hungry, Ramji."

"Goku, your always hungry," Ramji says goodnaturedly while giving his little brother a side-eye as Goku chucked cheerfully.

"What?! You three failed me again!? Next time, I would know better than hiring my adopted, innocent, cheerful daughter as my bodyguard and spies from a wanted ad!" An annoyed Pilaf screamed through Mai's earpiece as we see her and the others onboard a plane as they were flying through the air with Kaitlin piloting the plane as they followed after the blue wagon house.

"Sorry, sir, but we were able to get rid of the bomb attached to Shu's hand and reprogrammed it to have the bomb blow up at eight in the morning. Once morning came, we were able to successfully plant the bomb under the camper before it left. We're currently flying after it and waiting for the bomb to go off." Mai informed her boss.

"What? At eight? Hmm, that is an hour from now, so alright, I'll wait, but no more mistakes."

"Understood, sir. Agent Mai out." Mai says while deactivating her earpiece as she then turned to Kaitlin. "Alright, Kaitlin, make sure to not lose the camper and also to not get too close to it. We don't want the occupants inside spots us following after them."

"Kay kay." Kaitlin says with a kind smile on her face as she continued piloting the plane...but then Kaitlin gasped as she used her enhanced vision to spot a small turtle walking along with the Dessert. "Ooh, a turtle! I want to pet it!" Kaitlin exclaimed excitedly while forcing the plane to fly over to the turtle as Mai and Shu screamed and tried to get her to stop and stay on the target, but it was too late as the plane zoomed off into the west.

"There, you happy now? You just ate a months full of food in less than an hour." An amused Ramji said as he used his demonic powers to stretch his limbs over and cook up some chicken for his brother to eat as Goku was happily chopping it down beside him.

"Grrrr, stupid Oolong, does he really have nothing, except this stupid bunny costume?" An irritated Bulma asked while appearing beside the boys as they turned around and were surprised to see that Bulma was wearing a black headband with a pair of fake black rabbit ears, a white shirt collar with a red bowtie, a skintight black leotard with a white cotton rabbit tail, two white shirt cuffs, a pair of blue tights, and a pair of red high heels with ankle-straps. Overall, Bulma was dressed as a sexy Playboy Bunny.

"...I don't know whether to laugh or get aroused." Ramji says with a big blush on his face as Bulma glared at him and the Human/Demon flinched as he sweated nervously and wisely looked away as Ramji whistled innocently.

"Ha, ha, Bulma looks like a giant bunny." Goku says with a laugh before yelping in pain as Bulma ran over to bonk him on the head.

"You kind of walked into that one, bro." Ramji says with a shrug as Bulma growled in anger and embarrassment and crossed her arms.

"This is so ridiculous! What is this Easter?! Why would Oolong have this costume, to begin with! I will look ridiculous walking around like this!"

"Bulma, Bulma, calm down. It's not that big of a deal. All you have to do is to stay inside of this camper while I drive and, once we reach the city, Goku and I will head towards the nearest store and buy you a new set of clothes with your money. How does that sound?" Ramji asked as Bulma took a deep breath and calmed herself down as she nodded.

"Hmm, well, that actually does sounds like a good idea-Hey, wait a minute! Why do I have to give you my money?! Can't you buy stuff with your own money or something?!" An angry Bulma asked as Ramji gave her a very flat look.

"Bulma, where did you find us?"

"What?"

"Where did you find us?"

"...In the woods?"

"You're correct, and our Grandpa is dead, right?"

"Yes? Where are you going with this?"

"If Goku and I lived in the woods our lives and only got the bare essentials from a nearby village to survive thanks to the villagers for being nice enough to give us free stuff until we're old enough to work for them, how would we have money?"

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"Exactly, so just sit down and enjoy the ride until we get out of this freaking Dessert."

"Yes, sir." Bulma mumbled under her breath with a pout as she walked over to sit down on the couch and begins doing her makeup.

"Wow, Ramji, how were you able to make Bulma shut up." An impressed, surprised Goku says as Ramji turned to smirk at him.

"I will tell you when your older, Goku."

"Oh, like the birds in the bees thing that Grandpa Gohan told me about?"

"Yes, exactly," Ramji says as Goku nods before perking up as he spotted something in the distance.

"Hey, Ramji?"

"Yeah?"

"You remember that guy who tried to rob and attack us yesterday?"

"Yeah, I do...why?"

"Well, he's back."

"What?!" A shocked Ramji says as Goku pointed ahead, and the Son Brothers glanced out of the window as Ramji was surprised to see a still injured Yamcha and Puar driving next to them in their car.

"Eh?! He's here! He actually came! What a hunk!" A blushing Bulma says while putting down her makeup kit as she made her way over to the window.

"Priorities, Bulma! This guy tried to rob and kill us last night...sure, he couldn't do it, but still, it's the thought that counts!" Ramji yelled back at Bulma in annoyance and disbelief as he was genuinely concerned for Bulma's mental health if she can't realize how much of a threat Yamcha is.

"Have a taste of my panzerfaust!" Yamcha screamed while carrying around an RPG as he fired a rocket at the camper.

"Oh, he's looking right at me!" An excited Bulma says...before her face grows pale as she noticed a rocket heading towards them. "Oh, crabbaskets!" Bulma screamed as the rocket hits the side of the camper and a small explosion occurred that flipped the camper around as it then crashed landed on the ground so hard that a dust cloud appeared.

"Ugh, is everyone alright?" Ramji asked while crawling out of the wreckage of the camper as a groaning Goku followed after him.

"Yeah, I think so. What about Bulma and Oolong?" Goku asked as Ramji turned his head and saw an unconscious Oolong lying on the floor with a knocked-out Bulma lying beside him as she had a goofy expression on her face.

"I think they're alright," Ramji says before turning to glare at Yamcha and Puar, who had both driven up to the boys as the Son Brothers glared at him furiously. "You fucking bastards! Are you two crazy?!"

"How lucky, Yamcha. It looks like the girl was knocked unconscious by the crash landing." Puar whispered to Yamcha, who nodded as he smirked cockily.

"Hmmm, perfect. Hey! You little shitheads! Hand over the Dragon Balls nice and easy! If you don't, you will be in a world of hurt!" Yamcha says while pulling out a large gun as he aimed it at the Son Brothers.

"What? How does he know about the Dragon Balls?" A shocked Goku asked as Ramji fumed.

"Well, quite frankly, I'm too pissed off to care." Ramji says while stepping forwards as he glared at Yamcha and cracked his knuckles as he spat on the ground. "You know yesterday I took it easy on you because your weak, and you were the first person that I've ever fought hand to hand other than my brother and late Grandpa, so I wanted to have some fun with you, but now that you destroyed our rides and tried to kill us, I'm just going to break all of yours bones to make sure that you will never even think of coming back to bother us." Ramji stated with a cold growl as Yamcha actually sweated nervously by this and took a couple of steps back as an angrily panting Ramji was about to charge at him, but stopped as Goku held out his hand.

"No, bro, I got this. You had your fun with him yesterday, so now its my turn." Goku stated firmly as Ramji grumbled but sighed as he nodded.

"Ugh, fine, I will check on Bulma and Oolong while your busy with this asshole...oh, and Goku? Make sure to use the 'special' technique that I taught you against this guy." Ramji says with a mischievous grin on his face as Goku nodded

"Got it!" Goku exclaimed before charging forwards as a reluctant Goku made his way over to the wrecked camper.

"Heh, it seems that the kid is braver today than he was yesterday. Alright then, if you think you can best, then lets see how strong you really are." A smirking Yamcha says while handing his gun over to Puar as he got into a battle stance. "Alright, you little runt, your big brother maybe stronger than me, but there's no way in hell that I will be bested by a little kid like you!"

"Just shut up and fight! I was hungry last time, but this time my stomach is full, so I'm ready to fight!" Goku yelled as Yamcha narrowed his eyes and screamed as he leaped over to deliver a mighty punch down at him, but Goku was able to block it with his arm as, while the force of the punch hurt him, Goku wasn't down for the count just yet and begins delivering a volley of punches at Yamcha, who did the same as they fought hand to hand for a bit before the Dessert Bandit pulled out his sword and tried to slice off the Saiyan Boy's head off as Goku was able to not only dodged the attack by leaping upwards into the air but was fast enough to pull out his Power Pole as he swung it around above him.

"Power Pole Extending...Nutcracker Surprise Attack!" Goku shouted while extending his Power Pole as he remembered the special technique that his brother had taught him when he was younger and was quick to hold his weapon in a golf-like position as Goku lets out a battle cry and, before Yamcha could react, the spikey blacked-haired kid swing his Power Pole over to smack against Yamcha's lower region as hard as he can.

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"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yamcha's high pitch scream rang out across the Dessert as he held his heavily injured privates and fell down onto the floor as Yamcha lets out a drawn out hoarse girly whimper.

"Yamcha!" A worried Puar yells while flying over to grab onto her friend's arm as she then turned over to glare at a serious Goku. "We will be back, kid! For you, your brother, and your Dragon Balls! Just you wait!" Puar screamed threateningly while dragging her crying, injured partner over to their car and threw him onto it as Puar then got into the steering wheel of the vehicle and drove off into the horizon with a huffing Goku glaring at their retreating forms as he then mentally shrinks down his weapon back into its original size and put it away.

"Hey, how did it go with the Bandit?" Ramji asked while walking out of the wreckage as he was carrying a knocked-out Bulma on his back.

"Pretty good, I beat them up, and they ran away, I also made sure to use the special nutcracking technique on him with my Power Pole." Goku says as Ramji blinked a couple of times before smirking proudly as he nodded.

"Good job, Goku. I taught you well. Now, can you help a brother out and get Oolong out of the wrecked Camper. We should better continue making our way out of the Dessert before anything else happens."

"Okay." A smiling Goku says while walking over to the wrecked camper as Ramji whistled loudly to summon his Magic Carpet.

"C-Change of plans, Puar. It's clearly obvious that Son Gohan's Grandchildren are strong and powerful as hell, way more than me, so fighting them head-on will be stupid and suicidal by this point. Let's come up with a new plan. How about instead of confronting them, we will let them continue on their journey to collect all of the Dragon Balls while also following after them and, when they have collected all of the seven Dragon Balls, we will snatch them out of their hands!" Yamcha screamed determinedly with a voice that resembles a lot like Puar as he had an icepack placed on his lower region.

"That sounds like a great idea, Yamcha." Puar says with a smile before seeing the gang flying past them on their magical flying rides as she perked up. "There they go, Yamcha! Let's follow after them!"

"Let's shall!" Yamcha says with a nod while wincing as he felt his injuries flare up and groaned in pain as Puar started up their vehicle and they drove off after the group.

"Looks like that bomb did the trick. Those poor suckers never knew what hit them." A grinning Mai says as we see her and her group standing in front of the gang's wrecked camper as, thankfully, Ramji and the others had left long ago. "Thankfully, we were able to find our targets camper again after a certain someone got distracted by a stupid turtle," Mai says while glaring down at Kaitlin angrily/scoldingly as the Animal Type Earthling was currently carrying around the turtle that she had found.

"Awww, I love you so much little guy. I think that I'm going to keep you as a pet. I will call you...Kermit! Kermit the Frog!" Kaitlin says with a cheerful smile as she hugged her new pet turtle.

"I-I think that name is already taken." Shu says with a sweatdrop before turning to stare at the destroyed wagon house suspiciously/confusedly. "Hmmm, its kind of weird that the bomb went off before it was eight in the morning."

"Don't worry about it. Pilaf probably got those bombs on sale. Anyway, Shu, let's you and I look around for the Dragon Balls. Kaitlin? You will stay outside with...ugh...Kermit, and keep an eye out in case anyone shows up."

"Kay kay." Kaitlin says with a giggle as Mai and Shu run into the wrecked wagon house and begins looking around for the Dragon Balls as a humming Kaitlin sat down on the ground and started playing around with Kermit by twirling him around on his shell as he seems to like this. "La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la." Kaitlin sings under her breath distractedly before her enhanced hearing picked up the sounds of a bomb threatening to detonate as she perked up and glanced over at the Wagon House. "Uh, special Agent Mai? We have a problem?"

"What is it?" Mai's voice rang out impatiently.

"I'm hearing the sounds of a bomb near you guys. I think its best that we leave and-,"

"Ugh, Kaitlin, you idiot! The bomb already went off long ago so there's no other bomb for you to hear from! Just play with your stupid turtle and keep a look out for actual danger, okay?"

"But-,"

"Stop bothering us, Kaitlin, and let us work!" Mai screamed in annoyance as Kaitlin flinched at her harsh yell...before shrugging as she continued playing around with her pet turtle.

"Man, I wonder how Bulma stayed out of trouble before she met us." Goku commented while flying along in his Flying Nimbus with a still unconscious Oolong laying beside him, being able to ride the magical cloud due to being unconscious as Ramji flew beside him on Magic Carpet with a knocked Bulma laying behind him.

"You and me both, Goku, you and me both." Ramji says with a heavy sigh before both boys flinched as a large explosion occurred, and the Son Brothers looked down as they saw a large white smoke cloud in the distance.

"Huh, I wonder what that is."

"Eh, it's probably something not important. Let's just continue flying, Goku." Ramji says as Goku frowned but nodded as the brothers continued flying along with the Dessert with their unconscious friends riding behind them as, unknown to them, Yamcha and Puar could be seen following after them on the ground below.

"K-Kaitlin, can you be a dear and take us to the nearest hospital, please?" An injured, wincing Mai asked as both she and Shu were standing around the exploded wreckage of the wagon house while covered in soot as an uninjured Kaitlin and Kermit stood in front of them, somehow being able to miss the explosion entirely.

"Kay kay." Kaitlin says with a playful salute while sticking out her tongue as Mai gave her a grateful nod before she and Shu proceeds to faint due to the extreme pain that they were feeling as Kaitlin placed Kermit on her head and was quick to walk over to her friends and picked them up in her hands as Pilaf's Bodyguard began heading towards the direction of their plane.

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And done! I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Also, before I go, here's the Power Level for everyone:

1. Son Ramji: 20 [Without using his Demon Magic] 25 [Using his Demon Talon Punches Technique] 35 [Using his Demon Magic]

2. Son Goku: 10 [Great Ape Goku] 100

3. Bulma Briefs: 2

4. Oolong: 3 [Without using his Shape-Shifting Magic] 5 [Using his Shape-shifting Magic]

5. Yamcha: 10 [Without using his Wolf Fang Fist Technique] 15 [Using his Wolf Fang Fist Technique]

6. Puar: 5 [Without using his Shape-Shifting Magic] 15 [Using his Shape-shifting Magic]

7. Mai: 7

8. Emperor Pilaf: 3

9. Shu: 4

10. Kaitlin Pussycat: 30

That's all, folks. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.