The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!

by Vgn Golley

Abandoned in a forest by a group of wizards, a Human/Demon Hybrid baby boy was later found by an old man named Gohan, who had taken care of him and another boy that had fallen from the stars for a few years before getting killed, which left the boys orphans and alone until they were found by a blue-haired girl named Bulma as their lives changed forever! Full summary in 1 chapter.

8. TAOSRITWODB: S1-EP8 (Tournament Saga)

Hey, guys! Welcome to the next chapter of The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except for my OCs, and the OCs Basil and Thong belong to drakin6345 entirely while the OC Blizzard belongs entirely to 9655.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

{The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!-Season 1, Episode 8: Goku's New Rival and Ramji's New Love Interest/Find That Stone!}

"Oh, I'm going to miss you Boys so much." A teary-eyed Bulma says while going over to hug both Ramji and Goku as they hugged her back and we see the whole gang standing in front of the wreckage of Pilaf's Castle while it was morning time as Yamcha's Yellow Airplane was placed near them and Ramji and the others were currently goodbyes with each other. "You guys really changed my life."

"He, he, you changed our lives as well, Bulma, we will miss you too," Ramji says sincerely with tears in his eyes while wearing an open white jacket and a pair of black shorts lent to him by Basil earlier.

"Take care, Ramji," Bulma says while separating from the hug as she smiled at him warmly and the Human/Demon Teenage Hybrid did the same as he nodded.

"You too, Bulma," Ramji says before turning to give the Dessert Bandit a playful yet serious glare. "Hey, Yamcha, promise to look after her, okay? Since Goku and I won't be around to protect her." Ramji says cheekily to Yamcha as a sheepish and embarrassed Bulma lightly punched him in the chest.

"Don't worry, I will," A determined Yamcha says as Bulma rolled her eyes amusedly before turning to the Saiyan Boy.

"Hey, Goku, here's the Dragon Radar, so that you will be able to track down your Grandpa's Dragon Ball a year from now and to remember all the good times that we had with each other," Bulma says sweetly while pulling out her Dragon Radar as she handed it over to Goku, who smiled widely as he grabbed it.

"Wow, thanks, Bulma," Goku says with a beaming smile as Bulma smiled back and hugged the Son Brothers before pulling away as Yamcha and Puar made their way over to the Young Alien/Demon Martial Artists.

"I guess this is we part ways, huh, guys? Now, I want you Boys to promise me that you will become just as strong as Master Roshi, okay?" Yamcha asked with a cocky smirk while holding out his arm as Ramji smirked back and shake it as a smiling Goku did the same.

"Don't worry, we will. Just don't get jealous when we become stronger than you." Ramji says mischievously as Yamcha scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"Please, don't think that I will be slacking off when I'm in the city. I will be training just as hard as you two and, the next time we meet, let's have a rematch to see who's the strongest." Yamcha says as Ramji and Goku perked up with big grins on their faces.

"Ooh, that sounds fun," Goku says as Yamcha winked at him and smirked before walking away as Puar waves at them.

"So long, boys," Oolong says while waving at the Son Brothers goodbye as they did the same.

"Well, this is goodbye, baby," Basil says while hugging his Girlfriend as he was now wearing his GI, which was basically a sleeveless martial arts tai chi wushu nanquan uniform that was fully green with yellow accents and a yellow belt, and yellow sandals. "I'm going to miss you, Thong. I don't know how I will last this long without you." Basil says with a sad sigh as they separated and his Light Purple-Haired Girlfriend shakes her head.

"He, he, actually, Basil, you don't have to because I'm planning to come with you guys." Thong says with a grin on her face while a big red hat with black words 'Thong' writing in the center of her hat, a short-sleeved white blouse, cream-colored short shorts, and red/white high-tops.

"Wait, seriously? You don't want to go back to the city with the others?" A surprised Basil asked as Thong shakes her head.

"Nope, not only because I would miss you, but watching Master Roshi training you guys will be fun," Thong says with a giggle while clasping her hands together as the Prince of Earth grinned cockily and nodded while going over to kiss Bulma passionately goodbye.

"Welp, it's been fun finally meeting with you guys in person. Farewell, my new friends." Blizzard says with a warm smile while waving at everyone goodbye as Yamcha and the others did the same as the Son Brothers grinned before turning around as they cupped their hands around their mouths.

"Magic Carpet!/Flying Nimbus!" Ramji and Goku screamed into the heavens as the Magic Carpet and the Flying Nimbus appeared as they flew down towards their Masters, who jumped up to land on top of their respective flying magical items as Basil and Thong jumped up to land behind Ramji on his Magic Carpet while a smirking Blizzard merely took flight and floated up into the air.

"Goodbye, everyone!" Ramji, Goku, Basil, Thong, and Blizzard screamed while flying up into the air as they took off with Bulma and the others joining them as they walked over to climb into Yamcha's Airplane and the Group started soaring through the sky for a couple of minutes before separating as they all shared one last wave and Bulma and the others started flying towards Bulma's Home City while Ramji and the others headed straight towards Kami House as everyone shared a joyful laugh, wondering what other great adventures they will have as the Son Brothers, the Frost Demon, and Prince of Earth and his Girlfriend flew off into the morning sunset.

~[The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!-Theme Song]~

Find the Dragon Balls! Look out for them all!

You can search around the world with me.

Gotta heed the call of magic Dragon Balls!

Deep in Mount Pazou, we see Goku and Ramji standing in place with the sun shining behind them brightly as the Son Brothers had their arms wrapped around each other with smirks on their faces as they suddenly gasped at the sight of their Grandfather's Dragon Ball floating in front of them as it then zoomed off into the air with the rest of the Dragon Balls flying after it as Ramji and Goku looked on in awe/amazement.

What a great adventure this will be!

You can climb on board, 'cause the Nimbus and Magic Carpet doesn't wait!

A fantastic journey for your dreams — a thrilling mystery!

The Son Brothers could be seen falling down from the sky as Goku twirled around his extended glowing Power Pole and Ramji had his seal-tattooed arms stretched out ten times their usual length as a grinning Goku swung his magical weapon at the readers and Ramji threw a couple of extendo-punches at the fourth wall before each of them crashed landed on the Nimbus and Magic Carpet as they flew off into the air while doing a couple of loop-de-loops in mid-air as the young and powerful teenagers laughed joyfully.

Through the fires of time, they've waited patiently.

When all seven balls you find, the Dragon is set free.

Rising, rising, mesmerizing, unbridled ecstasy.

A couple of brief images of a pair of serious and glaring Goku and Ramji in fighting poses could be seen flashing across the screen as we then see Good Launch preparing some lunch for the boys in the kitchen of Kame House and a pervertedly laughing Master Roshi can be seen watching some porn on the TV as an annoyed Blizzard scolded his Old Master for watching something so scandalous with his Students living inside of his home as a grinning Krillin sneaked past them and made his way to the kitchen to try and steal some delicious food, but after accidentally bumping against Good Launch and causing her to fall face first onto a pot filled with flour, the Young Girl lifts up her head as she sniffled a bit and sneezed loudly, morphing her into her Bad Launch Form as she growled angrily and turned to glare at Krillin, who quivered in fear as he screamed panickedly and turned around to run away as Bad Launch pulled out her gun and started firing multiple rounds of bullets at the Bald-Headed Child as Basil and Thong walked by while talking to each other friendiedly as they then spotted the situation...and shrugged as the Earth Prince and the Purple-Haired Teenager turned around to walk away.

Radiant and shining, hidden somewhere in the field,

Luminous and blinding, with your desire revealed.

Ramji and everyone else could only look on in pure shock and awe as all of the seven Dragon Balls were finally joined together and proceeded to glow brightly as a massive burst of yellow light occurred and began slowly shaping itself into a humungous green magical dragon as it lets out an impressive loud roar that rang out across the wide area around them.

Ageless, timeless, what you'll find is beyond belief!

Let's try, try, try, look high and low!

Search the sky and the sea below!

Let's try, try, try, seize the day,

And make new friends along the way!

The Son Brothers could be seen flying through the sky on their respective flying companions with Launch riding around with Ramji while Krillin rode with Goku as the group turned to each other and grinned widely as Goku and Ramji shared a high five before letting out a couple of excited cheers while Krillin smirked widely and Launch giggled behind her hand as the gang began racing each other across a large volley of giant mountains and laughed as they zoomed across the air at incredibly fast speeds.

Find the Dragon Balls! Look out for them all!

Come and hunt those Dragon Balls with me.

A glaring, red-eyed Goku could be seen roaring at the top of his lungs as he transformed into his Great Ape Form while in the middle of the World Martial Arts Tournament, and Great Ape Goku growled threateningly as Bulma, Thong, Oolong, and Puar can be seen staring up at him in pure shock and worry as a glaring Ramji, a scowling Blizzard, and a disguised Master Roshi can be seen standing in front of the Transformed Saiyan Boy bravely, ready to confront him as Krillin, Launch, Basil, and Yamcha can be seen standing on the sidelines concernedly.

Gotta heed the call of magic Dragon Balls!

Goku and Ramji could be seen letting out loud dual battle cries as they were fighting against Master Roshi, who was 'cleverly' disguised as Jackie Chu, as his eyes glinted in determination, and the old yet powerful Bald Martial Artist let out his own battle cry as he threw two punches at the Son Brothers with Goku being able to block it with his tail as a smirking Ramji leaped up into the air and activated his Second Seal, covering himself in a black metal-like armor as he proceeds to throw a powerful punch across a disguised Master Roshi's face, sending him crashing down to the ground with a surprised, pained yelp.

What a great adventure this will be!

Set a course for action, adventure doesn't wait!

A fantastic journey for your dreams — a thrilling mystery!

A smiling Ramji could be seen sitting on Magic Carpet, which was floating in mid-air as Goku rested on his lap and leans against his older brother's chest as their friends appeared and could be seen cheering from the white sandy beaches of the Kame House down below as Ramji, Goku, Good and Bad Launch, Master Roshi, Krillin, Basil, Thong, and Blizzard turned to the camera to give the readers a big excited smile as they all waved enthusiastically and laughed wholeheartedly.

~[The Adventures of Son Ramji in the World of Dragon Ball!-Theme Song Over]~

"Hey, Ramji, look, I can see our house from up here." A smiling Goku says to Ramji as, after flying for a couple of hours, we see Ramji, Goku, Blizzard, Basil, and Thong flying through Mount Pazou and flying close to the Son Brothers' Old Home as the Human/Demon Teenager glanced down and beams.

"Oh, yeah, I can see it too," Ramji says before looking away as he placed his hand on his chin and hummed thoughtfully as an idea popped into his head. "Hmmm, you know what, Goku? I have a good idea. Since we will be staying with Master Roshi, let's go and grab our Futon and any other stuff we might need and we might as well put on a new fresh pair of clothes No offense, Basil, but I prefer wearing a Gi." Ramji says while giving Basil an apologetic look as the Prince of Earth waved off his concerns.

"Don't worry, Ramji, I understand," Basil says with a casual shrug as the Gang then flew down towards the forest and reached their Home in the Mountains in no time as the Group jumped off from their Flying Nimbus and Magic Carpet as they landed on the ground while Blizzard merely floated down onto the floor.

"So, this is where you two used to live, huh? It's smaller than I thought." Blizzard commented idly while tilting his head as he, Basil, and Thong stared at the tiny house in shock.

"Yeah, it's small, but hey, it's home," Ramji says with a little grin on his face as he and Goku then walked into their home as, after 20 Minutes of waiting around, Blizzard and the others spotted Ramji and Goku walking out of their home while carrying around their futons and other pieces of junk as the Son Brothers were also wearing a fresh new pair of their normal attire.

"Alright, you two are all set, right?" Basil asked as Ramji nodded while he and Goku placed their stuff on the Flying Nimbus and Magic Carpet as the Youngest Son Brother then pouted and grabbed his stomach.

"Ramji, I'm hungry," Goku complained as Ramji sighs heavily at what he said and shakes his head.

"Goku, you're always...huh, you know what? I'm hungry too. We didn't have breakfast yet." Ramji says while rubbing his own growling stomach as Thong hums in thought.

"Hmmm, well, don't worry, Boys, I'm sure Master Roshi has some food in his house." Thong guessed as Ramji nodded while Goku perked up as the Gang then mounted onto their Magic Carpet and Flying Nimbus while Blizzard floated upwards as the Gang took off into the air.

"Whoo-hoo! Yay! Whoo!" The Son Brothers, Frost Demon, the Prince of Earth, and his Girlfriend all cheered loudly as they soared through the woods and soon reached the ocean as they zipped across the cool water, accidentally giving themselves a free shower as Ramji, Goku, Basil, and Blizzard laughed a bit while Thong giggled before arriving at Kame House as the Gang beamed and flew down towards it as they floated above the porch.

"Alright, we're finally here," Ramji says as he, Goku, Basil, and Thong jumped off their Flying Companions, who didn't leave since they wanted to help out with carrying their Masters' Stuff as Blizzard merely floated down onto the ground again.

"Huh, so this is Master Roshi's House? Like Ramji and Goku's House, its a lot smaller than I thought...and, also, weirdly pink." Blizzard says amusedly with a surprised look as Goku giggles.

"Yep, it is. Hey, Master Roshi! Are you in there?! It's us! The Son Brothers! We came for training! We also brought new friends with us!" Goku screamed but received no answer as he and the others were confused by this before going over to peek through the window and what they saw shocked them as they spotted Master Roshi watching some kind of fitness video on his TV...although, it was clearly obvious that he wasn't watching it to get fit.

"Okay, ladies, one two, one two, one two..."

"One two, one two, he, he, he. Aerobics, a gift from the heavens." Master Roshi says with a perverted grin as his face flushes red and continued watching the beautiful woman wearing tight yoga pants begin with their yoga practices as Goku was confused by this, Thong looked shocked and angry while Ramji, Basil, and Blizzard rolled his eyes.

"Heh, perverted old man." Ramji says with a bemused smirk as an incredulous Basil turned to raise an eyebrow at him.

"Says you," Basil says with a scoff as Ramji gave him a deadpan look.

"You are the last person to say that, Prince of Earth." Ramji says with Basil flinching a bit and laughing awkwardly as a big sweatdrop appeared on his head.

"So, should we stop him?" Blizzard asked curiously as Ramji turned to nod at him.

"Hell, yeah. I didn't come all the way out here for nothing. I want to start training right away."

"Ditto," Basil says as he and the others jumped through the window as the Gang made their way over to Master Roshi, who was too mesmerized by the exercise video to even notice their presence as Ramji reached over to try and tap his shoulder, only for Master Roshi to reach up and grab his hand before he could as Ramji gasped in shock.

"Whoa, crazy, he was totally distracted, and yet he was able to grab my hand before I could even touch him! Perverted old man, he may be, but he's still a great Martial Artist." Ramji thought to himself in awe and amazement as Master Roshi whirled around to glare at the person trying to interrupt his private time and was surprised to see the Son Brothers standing in front of him.

"Oh, Ramji, Goku, it's you two. What are you boys doing here?" Master Roshi asked as, while he was startled by their sudden appearance, he was genuinely happy to see the Boys again so soon.

"Oh, we finished our journey with the Dragon Balls and we came here to start training," Ramji says as Goku nodded in agreement with a big grin on his face.

"He, he, yeah, we wanna get strong, so start teaching us, Old Timer-Ow!" Goku says before yelping in pain as Master Roshi reached out to grab his cane and whacked it across his Future Pupil's head.

"Don't call me old!" Master Roshi scolded with a glare as Ramji laughed at his Little Brother's misfortune before yelping in pain as Master Roshi turned to hit him. "And that was for interrupting me earlier, now, I will train you two soon after I finish my Bunny Workout." Master Roshi says while turning to face his TV as Ramji and Goku rubbed their heads in pain as it was only now that Master Roshi realized that there were other people standing in front of him. "Whoa, well, if it isn't the Prince of Earth himself. Why did you humbly come to my small home with your beautiful little girlfriend over there?" Master Roshi says to Basil while gesturing at Thong, who giggled a bit with a blush.

"Hello, Master Roshi, it's good to see you face-to-face. Like the Son Brothers, I came here to be trained under you while my Girlfriend came here for emotional support." Basil says as Thong nodded.

"Ah, understood," Roshi says with a nod before raising an eyebrow as he got a good look at Thong. "Hmmm, you look oddly familiar to someone I know. Someone with blue hair and small breasts?"

"Oh, you must be talking about Bulna. I'm Thong, her Twin Sister, and I can assure you that my breasts are real." Thong says with a wink.

"Wait, really?" A surprised Roshi asked as Thong nodded. "Nice." Roshi complimented with a thumbs up as he then turned to Blizzard. "And who are you, my lad?"

"Oh, uh, I'm Blizzard. I'm a Frost Demon and I came here to be trained under you, but I have to ask, why are you not frightened by my appearance?" A confused Blizzard asked while bowing to him as Roshi shrugged.

"I had seen weirder things in my past and-,"

"Master Roshi, I'm hungry." Goku interrupted while holding his stomach as Ramji nodded in agreement.

"Me too." Ramji says as Master Roshi turned to nod at the Son Brothers.

"Oh, the fridge is right over there. Go help yourself, Boys." Master Roshi says reassuringly as Goku was confused by what he said, but didn't have time to say anything as Ramji nods and grabs his Little Brother by his left arm as he leads them towards the Kitchen with Blizzard following after them as Basil and Thong stayed behind.

"Gotcha, Master Roshi. Thanks." Ramji says gratefully before the Trio arrived at the Kitchen as they walked over to the Fridge.

"What's that, Ramji?" Goku asked confusedly while pointing at the Fridge as Ramji turned to explain.

"Oh, this is a Fridge, Goku. It's a container that holds the food and keeps them cool and fresh."

"Why?" A bewildered Goku asked as the Frost Demon reached over to place his hand on the Saiyan Boy's shoulder.

"So it can taste better, Goku," Blizzard says as Goku nodded before the Trio opened the Fridge as they beamed at the sight of the delicious-looking food inside and went over to start eating all of it as, back with Master Roshi, we see him still watching TV as the Girls continued exercising a bit before stopping as they cleared that Yoga Practices are done and wished them goodbye as Master Roshi grinned.

"Ha, ha, good one." Master Roshi says while getting up from the floor as he cracked his back.

"Was waiting for you to finish that Yoga Video really necessary, Master Roshi?" A blank-faced Thong asked as the Bald-Headed Master nodded with a big perverted smirk on his face.

"Why, yes, my dear. You must enjoy the finer things to-Wait, does it feel colder around here all of the sudden?" A bewildered Master Roshi asked while noticing that the area around him seems colder than usual as Master Roshi and the others went into the kitchen...and the Bald-Headed Master screams in horror as he spotted the Son Brothers lying on the floor with ballon stomachs while Blizzard stood near them and was cleaning the meat from out of his teeth as the Fridge was fully opened and it was completely empty inside. "It can't be! You three ate all of my food! That was a whole week's supply of food!"

"He, he, yep, sure was," Goku says with a childish laugh while patting his full stomach as Master Roshi glared at him in annoyance before turning to Ramji as he pointed at him sternly.

"Grrrrr, damn it, Ramji! Aren't you supposed to be the responsible one?! Not only did you allow Goku to eat my food but you joined in as well?!" Master Roshi asked with a red face as Ramji smirked at him cheekily and shrugged as he rubbed his balloon stomach.

"Sorry, Old Man, I was hungry, and didn't feel like trying to stop Goku or giving him a lecture," Ramji says with a big burp while he and Goku got up from the floor and got rid of their balloon bellies by breathing in.

"Heh, sorry, Master Roshi, I tried to stop the Son Brothers, but to no avail so I decided to join in as well," Blizzard says with a sheepish grin as Master Roshi lowered his head with a groan.

"Ugh, whatever, you Kids said something about me training you four, right?" Master Roshi asked as Goku nodded eagerly.

"Yep, you allowed us to train with you after we finish hunting for the Dragon Balls. We even brought our futons and everything." Goku says as Master Roshi perked up and looked around hopefully.

"Ah, yes, by the way, Boys, did you happen to bring that Girl with you?" Master Roshi asked with a light blush as Ramji shakes his head.

"Oh, no, she and the others went back to the city," Ramji says as Basil nodded.

"Yep. Bulma and the others are probably living out in the city by now." Basil says, not knowing that Bulma and the others were currently lost in the desert due to Yamcha accidentally crashing his plane into a mountain and were currently hiking towards the city with the sun blazing behind them as the only reason I haven't shown their scenes before is because it's boring filler that's not important to the plot.

"Feh, what a waste." Master Roshi says with a pout, disappointed that Bulma wasn't around as he then went over to the Fridge to serve himself some beer...mostly because it was the only thing he had to drink by this point. "I tell you, Boys, studying Martial Arts is no Sunday Picnic."

"Yeah, we know. Remember, our Grandpa Gohan had been teaching us Martial Arts all of our lives and it was brutal." Ramji says honestly as Goku nodded while crossing his arms.

"Yeah, besides, we want to become way stronger than you. I want to master the Kamehameha so that I can destroy buildings like you."

"And I want to master Max Power so it doesn't drain me as much anymore," Ramji says while gripping his fists in determination as Basil nodded.

"And I want to be strong enough to protect my Planet from threats." Basil says, wanting to be a great leader to Planet Earth by being a fierce protector against evil as Blizzard raised his hand.

"I want to learn techniques and fighting skills from the Great Turtle Hermit," Blizzard added in as Master Roshi drinks from his beer mug and turned to laugh at the Boys.

"Oh, ho, ho, really?! Alright, then, I will teach you, Boys, but training like mine doesn't come for free, you know?"

"Hmmm, okay, that sounds fair. What do we have to do?" Ramji says with a shrug as Master Roshi smirked at him with his glasses twinkling a bit against the sunlight.

"Bring me another Little Hottie and then you will get your precious training." Master Roshi says as everyone stared at him in pure shock with their jaws dropped.

"Wait...seriously? That's it? All we have to do is to bring you a chick and you will start training us?" A surprised Blizzard asked as Master Roshi nodded.

"Uh, isn't it kind of weird that you want us, a couple of young Boys, to find you a girl so that you can get laid?" Ramji asked with a raised eyebrow and a blank face as Roshi glared at him in irritation with an embarrassed blush on his face.

"What kind of man do you take me for?! I just want to find a Hot Girl, so I can take her out on a date!" A disgusted, angry Master Roshi as Blizzard smirked amusedly.

"Hey, aren't you too old to date anyway, Master Roshi?" Blizzard asked playfully as Roshi gritted his teeth angrily while Ramji blinked a couple of times as he turned to look back at Goku and the others, who nodded as Ramji sighs heavily and turned back to the Perverted Old Man as he nodded.

"Okay, we will find a Hot Girl for you, Old Man. Let's go, Guys." Ramji says as Goku and the others nodded and the Boys walked out of Kame House as their Flying Companions could be seen floating around, waiting for them patiently to come out as Ramji, Basil, and Goku leaped up to land on top of Magic Carpet and Flying Nimbus while Blizzard merely floated upwards as Master Roshi and Thong walked out.

"So, Goku, you understand what we have to do, right?" Basil asked the Saiyan Boy worriedly as he nodded.

"Oh, yes, we have to find a person with no pee pee, complains a lot and cares a lot about how she looks for no good reason," Goku says with an innocent smile as Ramji and Master Roshi stared at him blankly with massive sweatdrops on their heads.

"Well...he's not totally wrong," Ramji says as Roshi nodded with a sigh while Thong pouted as she placed her hands on her hips.

"Ugh, I can't even be mad at him. He's too damn cute and innocent." Thong says with an annoyed frown as Blizzard and Basil shared a look before shaking their heads as Roshi steps forward.

"Alright, Boys, look, so I want you all to know that I'm looking for a Hot Girl, but not just any Hot Girl. This stallion has a type. She's got to have spunk and charm and, of course, busty as hell...and funny too."

"Hmmm, okay, then gotcha, but you had better act like a gentleman to her, alright? No funny business." Blizzard says with a glare as he didn't want his Master to have sex with anyone without their consent.

"O-Okay, I will hold myself back," Roshi says with a blush as Ramji sighs and shakes his head.

"Alright, we will be back soon," Ramji says as Basil and Blizzard nod while Goku is still confused about why Master Roshi wants to have a Girl around.

"Thanks, good luck, Boys-Wait, hold on, Goku? Didn't you always have a tail?" A bewildered Master Roshi asked after noticing Goku's tailless state.

"Oh, yeah, my Tail shed again, but don't worry, my Grandpa and Brother told me that it's a part of growing up and my tail always comes back after a while, so it's no big." Goku says with a cheerful smile as Master Roshi was confused by this and turned to Ramji for an explanation as he gives him a look that reads 'I'll explain everything later'. "Anyway, bye bye, Master Roshi!"

"Good luck, Boys!" Master Roshi yelled as Ramji, Goku, Blizzard, and Basil waved at him before dropping their futons and stuff onto his porch as they then took off into the air. "Those Boys are pretty strange." Master Roshi says with a shrug as Thong nodded in agreement before the Duo went over to grab Ramji and Goku's stuff as they drag them into Roshi's house and the Bald-Headed Man then spends the next hour dressing up and preparing for his date as Roshi set up some champagne and puts on some romantic music as he also got some rose flowers and hummed to himself joyfully as, after waiting for a few minutes, Roshi heard the sounds of the Boys flying back towards Kame House and landed on the beach as an excited Roshi rushed out.

"Hey, Boys," Roshi says with a grin while wearing a long-sleeved maroon jacket with a white-collard shirt underneath, a black tie, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long maroon pants, white socks, and black shoes as well as his classic turtle shell. "Did you find me another-WHAT THE HELL?!" Roshi says before gasping in shock as he saw a huge fat woman wearing pigtails standing beside the Son Brothers, Prince of Earth, and Frost Demon with Goky smiling gleefully while Ramji, Basil, and Blizzard were struggling to rein in his giggles at the sight of Master Roshi's surprised face.

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"Ramji? Basil? Blizzard? I'm appalled by you Kids' sick sense of humor, and Goku? I'm appalled by your inability to judge women and didn't stop your mean brother and friends from pulling that awful prank." A glaring Master Roshi says as, after having Magic Carpet fly the Woman back to her home, the Group went back inside Kame House.

"It was just a prank, Old Man," Ramji says while rolling his eyes as Basil nodded and Blizzard laughed a bit as he shakes his head.

"Yeah, don't take it so seriously," Basil says as Goku tilted his head at him confusedly.

"So can we start training now?" A blunt Goku asked eagerly as Master Roshi shakes his head with a glare.

"Hell no! Until you four can bring me a Hot Girl, I won't start training you!" Master Roshi yelled as Blizzard sighed heavily but nodded.

"Alright, Master, we will get you that Hot Girl for you." Blizzard says as Ramji threw back his head and groans.

"Ugh, fine, anything to start training, I guess," Ramji says with a shrug as he and the others turned around to leave Kame House as Ramji, Goku, and Basil jumped up to land on their respective Flying Companions while Blizzard took flight as they took off into the air.

"Oh, I got a bad feeling about this." A sweating Master Roshi says with a nervous gulp as Thong nodded.

"Same, knowing them, they will probably bring someone worse." Thong says nonchalantly with a shrug.

"Indeed, I better stay here and hide." Master Roshi says with a nod as, after half an hour of staring at porn magazines and watching TV, the Old Master and the Light Purple-Haired Teenager heard the signs of Ramji and others flying back to his home as Roshi went over to peek out of the window while praying that the Boys didn't bring back another fat chick, but then his eyes widened in pure shock and glee at the sight of a beautiful Purple-Haired Female Mermaid resting on Ramji's Magic Carpet since she didn't have a pure heart to ride on the Flying Nimbus. "Bingo!" An excited Master Roshi thought to himself triumphantly with a nosebleed, being unable to see the Woman's mermaid tail due to it being hidden from view, as Roshi then waved his hands around to get the Son Brothers' attention and gestured at them to come to him.

"So, Master Roshi, is this Girl your type?" Goku asked hopefully as Master Roshi nodded with a big grin on his face.

"Oh, you bet! I say that you hit the jackpot!" Master Roshi exclaimed while laughing goofily as an eager Ramji leaned forward.

"So, that means that we can finally start training, huh?" Ramji asked with a cocky smirk as Roshi nodded frantically.

"Yes, it's the least that I can do for you." Master Roshi says before turning around to sit up straight as he blushed heavily. "A-All right, then, let's get s-started. Y-You're first training exercise is to obtain for me...that Girl's panties."

"Seriously?!" A disbelieving Basil asked with a twitchy raised eyebrow as Goku tilted his head confusedly.

"Godamn, this man is thirsty." Ramji thought to himself in shock as, while he was a pervert himself, he won't just ask for a Girl's Panties when he just met her.

"Look, Master, even if we agree to do that, we can't. She's not wearing any Panties." Blizzard says with a sigh as Roshi's eyes bugged out in pure shock and amazement.

"Wait, what?! Really!?" Master Roshi asked with blood spurting out of his nose as Basil nodded.

"Yep, mostly because she's a Mermaid."

"Wow, what a scandalous girl...wait, hold on, she's a what?!" A stunned Master Roshi asked as Goku nodded with a smile.

"Yep, she's a Mermaid. What's the problem with that?" Goku asked with a puzzled frown as the Bald-Headed Master glared down at the Clueless Saiyan Boy.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THAT?', MISTER!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY FUN WITH A MERMAID?!" Master Roshi asked angrily with a red face, causing Goku to flinch back in surprise as a calm Ramji stepped forward and leans over to whisper into Roshi's ear so that Goku won't hear.

"Okay, first off, Master, she's a freaking Mermaid. It's every man's dream to have sex with a Mermaid. Second, even if she doesn't have a vagina, you can still have fun with her tits and mouth or whatever." Ramji says as Master Roshi hums in thought and rubbed his chin as he nodded.

"Well... you're not wrong. Alright, then, thanks for the help, Boys. I will take it from here." Master Roshi says while tightening his tie as he jumps out of the window and landed on the ground as the Bald-Headed Martial Artist made his way over to the Mermaid. "H-Hi, n-nice w-weather, we're h-having, huh?"

"Uh, yeah, it is. So the Boys told me that you needed me for something?" The Mermaid asked curiously with Master Roshi staring at her breasts as he grinned pervertedly.

"Errr, yeah, I was wondering if it wouldn't trouble you if I might be permitted to lay my eyes on those magnificent boobies of yours."

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FISH SLAP!

"OW!" Master Roshi yelped in pain as the enraged and blushing Mermaid lifted up her fish tail and slap it across his face, breaking his glasses and leaving behind a huge fish-shaped bruise on his face as the Mermaid turned around to jump off the Magic Carpet and dived into the ocean as she swam away.

"Smooth, Master Roshi, real smooth," Ramji says deadpannedly while walking over to him with the others following after him as Roshi turned to growl at him in irritation.

"Oh, I get it! The lesson is to keep your guard up!" An oblivious Goku yelled as Master Roshi composed himself and straightened himself up as he nodded.

"Y-Yes, exactly. In order to defeat an enemy, first, you must be tough enough to withstand their blows! Take their punches, or fish slaps in this case, and strengthen your body!"

"Huh, while that was a bullshit lie, that's actually some good Martial Arts Advice. Bravo." Ramji thought to himself with an impressed look on his face as a starry-eyed Goku mumbled 'cool' under his breath while Basil nodded a bit as Blizzard beamed at their first piece of training, even if it was obvious that Master Roshi was just covering his own ass.

"Now, for your next lesson, go and get me another beautiful gal like the last time, except that she's not half-fish." Master Roshi ordered as the Boys groaned in irritation and exhaustion.

"What? Again?" A pouting Goku asked as an annoyed Basil nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, just because you fucked up with that Mermaid Girl, we have to search again?" Basil asked while crossing his arms with a raised eyebrow as Master Roshi nodded firmly.

"Yes, as I told you boys before, Martial Arts is NOT easy." Master Roshi says wisely as he then looked away with a sweatdrop on his head. "That goody two shoes Turtle will be back from vacation any day now. I have to make the best of it and not blow my chance." Master Roshi thought to himself in fierce perverted determination as he then turned to the Teenagers. "Now, Boys, fly out there and find me another-,"

"Wait, Master Roshi, who is that?" Goku asked while pointing ahead as Ramji and the others look at where he was pointing and was surprised to see some kind of small boat heading towards them as the Son Brothers and the Prince of Earth were bewildered by the sudden appearance of the boat while the Frost Demon looks intrigued and the Old Martial Artist sighed in relief that Turtle didn't come back from vacation so soon as the Mysterious Person rowing the boat jumped out of it and twirled forward as he landed in front of everyone, but apparently put too much twirl in his jump as he ended up face planting through the sandy beach and groaned.

[Krillin Owned Counter: 1]

"What a dumbass." Blizzard stated with a deadpan look as Master Roshi nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, who is this goofball?" A bewildered Master Roshi asked as he and a confused Ramji, Goku, Basil, and Blizzard watched on as the Mysterious Person struggled to break himself free from his humiliating situation. "Ramji, Goku? Pull him out." Master Roshi ordered as the Son Brothers nodded and walked over to grab the Mysterious Boy as they pulled him out of the sand.

The Mysterious Boy is a 3'10-feet-tall, 13-year-old Human Boy with black eyes, a bald head, large thick black eyebrows, six dots on his forehead that are scars from moxibustion burns, no visible nose/neck, chubby arms, Light Skin, a short stout build, and his outfit consists of a short-sleeved yellow Chinese Garb with the sleeves being folded to make it sleeveless adorned with purple straps in each side, a purple belt, orange Chinese pants, white shins, and ochre Chinese toe shoes. His name is Krillin, a skilled Martial Artist and Ramji, Goku, Basil, and Blizzard's Future Rival and Best Friend.

"You okay, dude?" Ramji asked as Krillin coughed a couple of times and nodded as he stood up from the floor and started dusting himself off.

"Y-Yeah, I'm okay, thanks," Krillin says before perking up at the sight of a dressed-up Master Roshi as he turned to him. "Ah, you're the great Master Roshi, right?" Krillin asked hopefully as the Bald-Headed Master nodded curtly while raising an eyebrow down at the Young Monk.

"Yes, I am. Why do you ask?" Master Roshi asked curiously as Krillin perked up and stood up straight, and chuckled arrogantly.

"Master, my name is Krillin, and I have come all the way out from the Village in the East. Please allow me to become your Humble Student and train under you." Krillin says while bowing to him respectfully as Master Roshi rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

"Well, that's a long way to come, but unfortunately, I do not train every boy that shows up on my island. Sorry." Master Roshi apologized.

"Maybe some 'quiet reading' can change your mind?" Krillin asked with a smug smirk while pulling out a playboy magazine as Master Roshi beamed.

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"How did a 13-year-old Boy get those?" A puzzled Blizzard asked as Basil turned to him.

"I know, right? I was thinking the same shit." Basil says as Ramji laughed a bit and shakes his head.

"Ah, hook, line, and sinker." Ramji says to himself amusedly, respecting Krillin's moxy as he himself had collected a bunch of Playboy Magazines from the village but accidentally left them behind when Bulma showed up and took them out to find the Dragon Balls. Not that he needed them anymore since...well, you know.

"I brought it just for you, Master Roshi," Krillin says with a smug smirk still on his face as he then turned his head and was shocked to see Basil standing near him as the Bald Monk gasped sharply. "Whoa, wait, are you Basil? The Prince of Earth?" A stunned Krillin asked with his jaw dropped as Basil nodded.

"Yes, that's who I am," Basil says before being surprised to see Krillin bowing to him as he lowered his head.

"I am honored to be in your presence, your Majesty. I'm nothing but your humble servant now."

"Uh...okay?" Basil says with an awkward look on his face while raising his hands as a nervous Krillin nodded and stood up from the floor as he was then shocked by the appearance of Blizzard.

"Wait, who are you? Some kind of Demon?" A bewildered and slightly nervous Krillin asked as Blizzard shrugged casually.

"Close, I'm a Frost Demon, and don't worry, I'm not evil or anything. I just want to learn Martial Arts under Master Roshi with my friends here." Blizzard says while gesturing at the Son Brothers as Krillin turned to them with an unimpressed look on his face.

"Wait, who are they? More of Master Roshi's Pupils?" Krillin asked curiously as Goku giggled and nodded.

"He, he, yep. Hi, I'm Son Goku, and this is my Older Brother, Son Ramji. It's very nice to meet you." Goku says with a cheerful smile as Ramji waved at him casually, and Krillin eyed them up and down as he scoffed.

"Hmph, it doesn't seem like you two like fighting. You two look like a couple of hicks that live in the Mountains."

"Well, you look like a bald-little plush toy, but you don't see me insulting you, Shorty." Ramji insulted sassily, unable to believe that he has met someone close to his age that is shorter than Goku, as Krillin glared up at him in annoyance.

"What did you say?! How dare you! All who aspire to master Martial Arts shave their heads in order to filter in Ki better! Just look at Master Roshi and your friend Blizzard here! They shave!" Krillin screamed while pointing at Blizzard and Roshi, with the latter was staring at the pictures of naked women with drool coming out of his mouth as Roshi heard what Krillin said and turned to him.

"Oh, actually, I'm naturally bald," Roshi says as Blizzard nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, same since my kind doesn't grow hair." Blizzard as Krillin flinched in secondhand embarrassment when the Son Brothers and the Prince of Earth laughed.

[Krillin Owned Counter: 2]

"Anyway, Krillin, after some careful consideration, I decided to take you on as my student, but only if you help Ramji and the others find me a Hot Girl since three of them like to cockblock me while the fourth one is too innocent to know what I'm talking about. I trust that you know the kind I like?" Master Roshi asked as Krillin laughed smugly and walked over to whisper into his Master's ears as Roshi beamed and laughed as he nodded. "Ha, ha, yes! There's hope for the Young Generation after all!"

"The Master flatters his humble student," Krillin says while bowing to him as Master Roshi laughed and then pointed at the Boys.

"Now, go out with Ramji, Goku, Blizzard, and Basil on the Magic Carpet and Flying Nimbus and go find me a hot babe!" Master Roshi yelled as Krillin turned to Ramji and the others as he was surprised to see them riding around on a magical rug/cloud.

"Whoa, you guys can ride around on a rug and a cloud?" A shocked Krillin asked as Goku nodded with a laugh.

"Yep, jump on, it's really fun," Goku says as Krillin shrugs and jumped up to land on the Flying Nimbus...only to fall through it as he crashed down into the ground.

"What?! Is this some kind of trick!?" An annoyed Krillin asked as Master Roshi stepped forward with narrowed eyes.

"Only those with a pure heart can ride the Flying Nimbus...and that means that you came to train for impure reasons, right?" A glaring Roshi asked as, perverted or not, he REFUSED to train someone evil.

"What?! No way! I just want to be a really strong fighter and get more popular with girls!" A panicking Krillin screamed as Ramji sighs knowingly.

"Ah, I get it, you're a pervert then...well, you will fit right in with this group then. Now, make sure that when you land on the Flying Nimbus, you hold onto Goku so that you don't fall off." Ramji suggested as Krillin perked up and nodded as he walked over to leap up and land on the Flying Nimbus while making sure that he was holding onto Goku as the Group then flew out of Kame House. Thirty Minutes Later, we cue to the mainland as we zoom over at a random Western Bar with a bunch of cowboys sitting around and enjoying some beer or smoking some cigarettes as soft piano music began playing and everyone was having a good time as the atmosphere suddenly grows cold and quiet as the doors were opened and a rather cute teenage girl walked into the saloon with an innocent smile on her face.

The Mysterious Teenager is a 5'5-feet-tall, 15-year-old Girl with sapphire eyes, long curly blue hair that reaches past her shoulders, thin black eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, D-Cup Breasts, Fair Skin, a slender hourglass yet muscularly toned build, a big thick ass, and her outfit consists of a red ribbon that held back her hair, a light-green crop tank top that exposed her shoulders/stomach, brown fingerless gloves, a light red belt with a silver belt buckle, yellow shorts, green socks, and red shoes with the Nike insignia on them. Her name is Launch, a Young Teenage Thief and Criminal with a strange disorder that causes her to switch between two different personalities each time she sneezes and was currently in her Good Launch Personality as she's sweet, pure-hearted, and cheerful in this form.

"Golly, it's so dusty today, and I just washed my hair too." Good Launch says while pulling back a strand of her blue hair as everyone stared at her suspiciously but said nothing as the music came back. "Whew, what a mess." Good Launch complained while walking over to the bar as she sat down on a stool. "Oh, wow, look at all of these prices, I don't think I will be able to afford anything here." A surprised Good Launch says after taking a look at the menu as the huge and intimidating man sitting beside her gave the Young Teenager a harsh glance with all of the Cowboys eyeing her threateningly as Good Launch was oblivious to this and turned to the Bartender.

"Hey, do you have anything without alcohol in it? Like orange juice with some ice?" Good Launch asked sweetly as the Bartender spat on the ground and turned around, ignoring her as Good Launch looked around and only now noticed the angry glares that she was receiving as she tilted her head. "I wonder what's wrong with them?"

"It's you, you idiot. They don't like the fact that a little girl entered a bar. They are going to kill you and, by extension, me as well." A Familiar Female Voice says in her mind as Good Launch shakes her head.

"No, no way. All of these seem like good men. They won't do that." Good Launch says stubbornly/innocently as she could feel Bad Launch rolling her eyes in annoyance in their mind.

"Grrr, you're too good for your own good, you know that?" Bad Launch says as Good launch was confused on why being good was a bad thing, only to get distracted by a Huge Intidimating Cowboy sitting beside her as he turned to glare at her.

"So, Kid, you remind me a lot about someone," The Cowboy says as Good Launch turned to smile at him gleefully.

"Really? Do I remind you of your Daughter or something like that?" Good Launch asked curiously while tilting her head.

"No, you remind me of someone really...valuable." The Cowboy says while pulling out a Wanted Poster as he slammed it down on the table, startling Good Launch a bit as she looks down at it and frowned a bit as the Young Girl spotted a picture of Bad Launch flipping off at the screen with a cocky smirk on her face as the poster says that she was wanted either dead or alive. "About 2,000,000 Zeni Valuable, am I right?" The Cowboy asked threateningly while pulling out a knife and stabbing his weapon onto the 'dead' of the wanted poster as Good Launch's eyes wavered a bit in fear, and looked around as she realized that every single Cowboy had stood up from their seats and stood close to her.

"Told ya." Bad Launch says smugly as Good Launch gulped a bit nervously and turned to the Cowboy sitting beside her.

"Trust me, you don't want to do this." Good Launch warned, not exactly concerned for herself but for the people inside of this bar as the Cowboy laughed.

"Oh, please, do you really believe that we would be fooled by that disguise, kid? All you did was change the color of your hair and eyes. That's not much of a disguise. Besides, there's a bunch of us and only one of you and, in case you haven't noticed, we're going to jump you, beat you up, and collect that bounty." The Cowboy says with a smirk while pulling out his gun and aiming it at the Teenage Girl's head as Good Launch stared at him and the other Cowboys quietly before sighing heavily as she took a deep breath and breathes in the dust covering the whole bar as Good Launch sniffles...before letting out a loud sneeze as her blue hair turned yellow and her blue eyes turned golden as Launch had now transformed into Bad Launch with this personality being angrier and trigger happy as she was also immensely strong and can spawn about any kind of weapon she wants out of thin air...somehow.

"Actually, dumbasses..." Bad Launch trails off with her hair covering her eyes as she reaches out to grab an empty beer mug and proceeds to slam it against the Cowboy's head, causing it to break apart and have multiple pieces of glass stabbed into his head and draw blood as the Cowboy screamed in pain before grunting loudly as Bad Launch stood up from her stool and delivered a mighty kick across his stomach, winding him as the Blonde-Haired Teenage Girl then kicked his gun up into the air and it landed in her hand as Bad Launch then used the blunt end of the gun to bash it against the Cowboy's head, knocking him out as he crashes down into the ground. "...you're going to get jumped by me!" Bad Launch screamed with a maniac grin on her face as she started firing multiple bullets across the whole bar, causing everyone to duck for cover as the unlucky ones were shot in either their shoulders or legs as they crashed down into the ground in pain.

"Please don't kill anyone again!" Good Launch pleaded as Bad Launch scoffed and rolled her eyes.

"Fine, you know, you're not fun sometimes." Bad Launch says with a glare while not knowing that the Bartender bends down to pick up a gun and aimed it at her head.

"Look out! There's a gun behind you!" Good Launch screamed, alerting her Alternated Personality to the incoming danger, as Bad Launch responded by doing a backflip in mid-air and delivered a mighty kick to the Bartender's head, sending him flying away with her Superhuman Strength as Bad Launch smirked cockily.

"Heh, it looks like you are useful after all." Bad Launch says while feeling Good Launch pouting in her mind as everyone was currently staring at her in deep shock, mostly because the Blond-Haired Teenage Girl was currently floating in mid-air.

"Whoa! She's flying!" One of the Cowboys asked in deep surprise.

"How can she fly?!" A Second Cowboy asked in bewilderment as a Third Cowboy turned to glare at them sternly and in annoyance.

"You idiot! Did you forget that she's called the Blond Sky Queen on her wanted poster?! She's called that because she's the only person on Earth that can fly without the help of machines!" The Third Cowboy shouted angrily as Bad Launch grins deviously and cocked her gun...before staring down at it boredly as she carelessly tossed it aside.

"Eh, that gun is boring. Now, these babies are WAY more fun." Bad Launch says while pulling out two machine guns as she pressed the trigger on her weapons and started firing multiple rounds across the whole bar, causing everyone to scream panickedly and struggle to escape, only to fail as they were shot in their arms, stomachs, back, and legs, not killing them but fatally wounding them as Bad Launch started floating forwards.

"Now, unless you want these bullets in your heads, hand over all of your money into this bag!" Bad Launch screamed while pulling out a large green duffle bag and threw it onto the ground as everyone stared at it in disbelief and anger before flinching in fear as Bad Launch fired multiple rounds into the ceiling, forcing all of the Cowboys to go over and empty their money into the bag as Bad Launch then pulled out a grappling hook and fired a grappling hook line that went over to attach itself onto the bag as it was zipped up to her and Bad Launch was quick to grab it as she then waved at everyone playfully.

"Good, it was a pleasure working with you all. Goodbye." Bad Launch says while putting away her machine guns as she summoned a freaking Rocket Launcher of all things and aims it at the ceiling as Bad Launch fired it, and a small rocket flew out as it impacted against the ceiling, causing it to blow up completely and pieces of the roof of fell down as it collided against the Cowboys, not killing them but injured them severely and got knocked unconscious as a smirking Bad Launch flew out of the Western Barn through the non-existent roof and started flying through the air.

"Did you have to blow up the roof of that bar?" Good Launch asked in exasperation as Bad Launch nodded while enjoying the cool wind hitting her hair and blowing back her golden locks.

"Yeah, I had to. Screw those guys. They tried to kill us." Bad Launch says with a scowl as Good Launch pouts, but didn't say anything as Bad Launch looked around and spotted a train in the distance as she smirked sinisterly. "He, he, it's been a while since I was able to come out, so let's have some fun and take the train."

"Too many people around here, huh?" A curious Goku says as we see him and Ramji flying through the air with the help of the Flying Nimbus and Magic Carpet as a nervous Krillin was still riding behind Goku while Basil rode with Ramji as Blizzard flew beside them.

"C-Can you fly a little lower?" Krillin asked fearfully as an amused Blizzard flew closer to him.

"Hey, how's it hanging, Krillin?" Blizzard asked playfully with Krillin angrily glaring at him as Ramji laughed a bit amusedly.

"Don't be scared, Krillin, you won't fall," Ramji says reassuringly as Krillin sighed in relief.

"Although, it would be amusing if you did," Blizzard says with a chuckle as Krillin flinched in fear before composing himself as he turned to glare at the Male Frost Demon.

"Okay, first of all, screw you. Second, how can you even fly anyway?" A bewildered Krillin asked while raising an eyebrow as Blizzard turned to him

"It's an ability that I learned when I was young," Blizzard says with a shrug as Krillin nodded in understanding.

"Hey, Guys, what about that one down there?! Think that's Master Roshi's Type!" Goku screamed while pointing down as Ramji and the others looked down at where he was pointing...and deadpanned as the Boys saw that Goku was pointing at a Male Farmer, who was staring up at the Flying Boys in stunned shock.

"Goku, that's a man," Krillin says with a deadpan look as Ramji nodded in agreement, and Goku stared at them in amazement.

"Whoa, you can tell if it's a Man or a Woman just by looking like Ramji? That's so awesome." Goku says with a smile as Ramji turned to explain to Krillin and the others.

"So, future warning, Goku is incapable of telling the differences between a Man and a Woman," Ramji says as Basil stared at him incredulously.

"You're kidding me? He really can't tell the difference? Even when it's obvious?" Basil asked with a raised eyebrow as Ramji nodded.

"Yep, Goku is...really sheltered. At first, Goku used to tell the difference between a Men and Women by patting their private parts until I stopped him from doing that nasty habit." Ramji says as Basil and the others had their jaws drop in disbelief before turning to glare at Goku suspiciously.

"Let me just tell you upfront that I'm a guy, so no patting, thank you," Krillin says with a worried Basil and Blizzard nodding in agreement as Goku stared at them confusedly but nodded as they continued flying through the sky in search for a 'lady friend' for Master Roshi.

"He, he, he, this is going to be so much fun." A grinning Bad Launch says while standing in the middle of the Train Railings with a Missile Launcher placed over her shoulder as she beamed at the sight of the Train heading towards her and was quick to bend down to her knees as the Blonde-Haired Teenage Girl aimed her Missile Launcher in front of her.

"Please don't kill them, please don't kill them, please don't kill them." Good Launch pleaded as Bad Launch ignored her and pressed the trigger of her weapon as she fired a missile into the air, and it flew over to impact against the front of the Train, causing it to blow up and derailed itself as the Train crashed down into the ground and a humming Bad Launch took off into the air as she flew over to one of the cabins and kicked the door open as the Blonde-Haired Teenager flew inside.

"Thank you all so much. You're all so nice for giving me your jewelry and money to yours truly." Bad Launch says with a fake sweet tone as we see the Young Teenager carrying around a huge bag filled with tons of jewelry and zeni stolen by all of the Passengers on the Train that miraculously didn't die from what Launch did earlier. "Bye-bye." Bad Launch says with a fake sweet taunting tone before whistling loudly as a hover scooter appeared out of nowhere, and the Blonde-Haired Girl flew out of the train as she landed on it and zoomed off, not noticing that the Train Conductor was calling the authorities to arrest Launch.

"Why are you riding around on a Hover Scooter if you can fly?" Good Launch asked curiously as Bad Launch shrugged.

"Because it's fun, duh." Bad Launch says with a scoff as she rolled her eyes.

"Flying is way more fun. I wish that I could fly." Good Launch says sadly as Bad Launch narrowed her eyes up at the sky while clicking her teeth.

"Well, if you let me train you to get stronger, you would."

"But I hate fighting..." Good Launch says with a pout as Bad Launch groaned loudly.

"Ugh, here we go again." Bad Launch says with an irritated tone as she and her Alternated Personality continued arguing with each other for a few minutes before hearing the familiar sounds of sirens behind them as Bad Lunch turned her head and grits her teeth angrily at the sight of a bunch of Police Cars driving towards her.

"Oh, crapbaskets.../Oh, crapbaskets..."

"Where are we going, Guys?" Krillin asked with a glare as we see the Group flying through the desert mountains near the Train Station.

"Yeah, I doubt that we will find anyone in the middle of the desert," Blizzard says with a blank frown on his face as Ramji turned to the others.

"Hey, it's better to look everywhere just in case, Guys. You never know when you might find someone." Ramji says while gripping Magic Carpet's tassels as he helped guide his magical flying friend. "Besides, who knows? Master Roshi's perfect girl could be located around these parts." Ramji says with a shrug as Krilin growled angrily while Basil and Blizzard sighed heavily as a curious Goku turned to them.

"Hey, why does Master Roshi wants to meet a Girl so bad anyway?" Goku asked innocently as Ramji and the Boys flinched as they shared an awkward look.

"W-Well, I guess that he likes Girls just as much as you like food," Krillin says nervously as Goku gasps worriedly.

"You mean he's going to eat her?!" A shocked Goku asked.

"...Well, you're not wrong," Ramji says with an amused grin with Basil and Blizzard laughing a bit as Krillin stared at them in disgust while Goku just looks more confused.

"FUCK OFF, PIGGIES!" A pissed-off Bad Launch screamed while riding through the desert mountains on her Hover Scooter as she was dodging and weaving the bullets being fired at her by the Police Squad.

"PULL OVER LAUNCH, OR WE'RE GOING TO SHOOT!"

"YOU'RE ALREADY SHOOTING ME, YOU FUCKTARD!" Bad Launch screamed with a big red thick mark throbbing on her head while still dodging the bullets as an idea popped into her head, and the Blonde-Haired Busty Teenager grins slyly as she pulled out several grenades and pulled out each pin with her teeth as Bad Launch then tossed them at Three Police Cars, causing them to swerve out of the way to avoid the grenades but the explosion sends them flying away as Bad Launch then grunted and jumped off of her Hover Scooter as it flew over to impact against Three Police Cars and all of the vehicles crashed down into the floor.

"WHERE DID SHE GO?! WHERE DID SHE FREAKING GO!?" The Remaining Policemen screamed panickedly before hearing a thud on their ceiling as they poked their heads out of the windows and were shocked to see a crossed-armed, smirking Bad Launch riding around on top of their squad car as she then reached down to grab the Policemen and tossed them out of the vehicle as Bad Launch flew up into the air and allowed the Police Car to collide against a large rock as it blew up.

"Ha, ha, ha! Did you see that? That was so awesome!" A grinning Bad Launch says excitedly while flying through the air as Good Launch moans lightly in distress.

"Since no one was killed, I do agree. That was awesome, but can we please leave and stop stealing stuff now?" An anxious Good Launch pleaded as Bad Launch sighed heavily but nodded curtly.

"Fine, I stole enough stuff anyway, so let's go and find a hotel or something." Bad Launch suggested while feeling Good Launch nodding in relief as she was about to fly off, but then flinched in surprise as Four Police Copters flew into the scene and one of them fired a missile at her as Bad Launch gritted her teeth and summoned a rocket launcher as she fired a rocket at the missile and that caused a big explosion to occur as it impacted against Bad Launch and sends her flying away as, before she could take control of her flight, a strand of her blonde hair hits her nose and started tickling it as Both Launches panicked. "No, no, no! Not now!" Bad Launch screamed nervously as she sniffled and threw back her head as Launch sneezed loudly with her blonde hair and golden eyes turning blue as she transformed into Good Launch in mid-air.

"Guys, we have been at this for nearly half an hour already. Can we please go back to Kame House now?" A groaning Krillin asked as we see the Boys still flying through the desert mountains and, after looking around, Ramji sighs heavily as he nodded.

"Alright, then, let's turn around and fly back to the-,"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME!"

"Huh?! What was that!?" A surprised Goku asked as he and Ramji looked around concernedly as Krillin moans fearfully.

"I don't know, but let's not go to it. If anyone screams 'Help me', that means that we have to turn the opposite way!" A trembling Krillin yelled as a disapproving Blizzard turned to him.

"Don't be such a coward, Krillin." Blizzard criticizes as Krillin glared at him before yelping in surprise as Goku flew his Flying Nimbus forward with Ramji and Blizzard following after him as they flew across the terrain before seeing Good Launch falling down through the air as they gasped worriedly.

"Basil? Brace yourself. Carpet? Get ready to catch us." Ramji instructed with Basil nodding a bit as Magic Carpet gave him a thumbs up with his tassel and the Human/Demon Hybrid then stood up on his magical rug and jumped off it bravely as Goku, Basil, and Blizzard cheered him on while a shocked Krillin panicked from Ramji's apparently suicidal move.

"HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE!" Good Launch screamed loudly with closed eyes as she could feel her Altered Personality self glare down at her sternly and concernedly.

"HELP YOURSELF, STUPID! JUST FLY! FLY, GODAMMIT!"

"I DON'T KNOW HOW!"

"FUCK!" Bad Launch cursed as Good Launch continued plummeting towards her death and closed her eyes as she was about to go splat, but then-

"First Seal: Elastic Babe Snatch!" Ramji screamed while tapping the seals on his arms as they glowed bright bloody red and was quick to stretch out his arm as it wrapped around Good Launch's waist, much to Both Launches' shock as they felt themselves being pulled over to a rather handsome teenage boy.

"Whoa.../Whoa..." Good and Bad Launch said in awe with a blush appearing on their cheeks as Ramji smiles down at her reassuringly before growing serious as he stretched out his free arm and it flew over to grab the Magic Carpet as Ramji was quick to whisk him and a shrieking Good Launch all the way up into the air as they flew up to land on top of the Magical Rug.

"Nice catch." Basil complimented as Ramji smirked at him and nodded before turning to Good Launch as he gave her a concerned look.

"Hey, you okay, Girl?" Ramji asked Good Launch after his limbs shrink down to their normal size as she stared up at him in amazement and shock while blushing harder from how handsome he is as Good Launch looked away shyly.

"I...uh...well..."

"Say something, dingus!"

"Something, dingus."

"Godamn it!" Bad Launch cursed as Good Launch flustered in embarrassment, and Ramji stared at her confusedly but didn't have time to say anything as the Four Police Copters appeared and flew over to float in front of the Duo.

"Freeze! Launch! Your accomplices won't help you this time! Keep your arms above your heads, or we will open fire!" The Policemen screamed through the speakers as Blizzard tilted his head suspiciously while Goku raised his hands cluelessly as Krillin didn't do so because, if he lets go of Goku, he will fall off, and Ramji didn't raise his hands since he was holding onto Good Launch as Basil was just confused about the situation.

"So, uh, Launch, is it? Do you know these creeps?" Ramji asked Good Launch curiously as she bits her lip and looked away.

"Uh..." Good Launch hummed awkwardly while Bad Launch perked up hopefully as a genius idea popped into their heads.

"Lie to him, stupid. He seems like a nice guy since he saved us and all, and he seems to have some kind of superpower. He and his Friends can help us escape from these copters." Bad Launch says as Good Launch bit her lip and moaned nervously before nodding as she sighs guiltily and turned to a patient and curious Ramji.

"W-Well, you see, I was just minding my own business when these Weird Men started chasing after me and wanted to capture me, even though I haven't committed any criminal acts." Good Launch says, not totally lying since Bad Launch was the one who committed crimes.

"Hmmm, is that so?" Ramji asked with a fierce glare while gently placing Good Launch on the Magic Carpet as he then turned to Goku and the others. "Boys, let's handle these creeps."

"Kay kay," Goku says with a cocky smirk, copying Kaitlin's mannerisms as Basil shrugged with a little smirk on his face.

"Shit, I'm down with this," Basil says as Blizzard nodded while cracking his knuckles as Krillin stared at them fearfully.

"Guys, guys, I know that Girl is cute and all, and saving her would be the most heroic thing to do, but are you guys nuts?! We hadn't even had our first lesson, and they have weapons on those planes! The chances of us beating them is really slim! We already got the Girl, so let's just fly away and-,"

"Errr, honestly, I think the odds are in our favor, Krillin," Blizzard says as Ramji nodded in agreement before turning to Good Launch.

"Launch? Hold onto me tightly, okay?" Ramji instructed as Good Launch perked up and nodded as the Human/Demon Hybrid Boy sits down on the magical rug and the Blue-Haired Girl scooted over to wrap her arms around Ramji's chest while blushing heavily at feeling how muscular he was as she then squealed in surprise when Ramji flew forward with Goku and Blizzard following after him as Krillin screamed in fear while Basil merely gripped the Magical Rug tightly.

"Stop, or we will open fire!" The Policemen screamed while opening fire on them as Ramji sweatdrops at what they said before grinning slyly as he and the others were quick to avoid the hail of bullets.

"First Seal...Elastic...Sonic Clap!" Ramji exclaimed while holding out his arms as he stretched his hands to be ten times their usual size and the Young Martial Artist proceeded to slam his giant hands together, creating a huge gust of wind that collided against one of the Police Copters, sending the Policemen flying away as a grinning Basil stood up on the Magic Carpet and raised his arm as he pulled out his finger and a large ball of sparkling yellow Ki began charging up.

"Dodon Ray!" Basil shouted while firing a concentrated beam of yellow Ki energy as it flew over to impact against the tail of the Second Plane, causing it to lose control of its flight as it started falling down through the air.

"Power Pole Extend!" A laughing Goku screamed while flying over to the Third Police Copter as he pulled out his Power Pole, and it glowed red as his Power Pole extended twenty times its usual length, and the Saiyan Boy grunted loudly as he swung the Magical Staff to impact against the tail of the Third Police Helicopter, causing it to lose balance as it was knocked away by Goku's superhuman strength.

"Frost Demon...Tail Whip!" Blizzard yelled while flying over to the Fourth Police Copter as he twirled around and proceeds to tailwhip the tail of the helicopter, causing it to lose control of its flight as all of the Police Helicopters were forced to retreat.

"Man, that was easy," Goku says cheerfully before turning to Basil. "Also, what was that technique earlier? It kind of looks like my Kamehameha except smaller."

"Oh, that's my Dodon Ray. It's an attack that my Master taught me when I was young. It's similar to your Kamehameha, except that it doesn't need much charge to build it up, and I can use it to strike people or objects precisely. It's also more powerful than your average Kamehameha." Basil says smugly with a starry-eyed Goku nodding in amazement as Ramji tapped his seals to deactivate his Demon Magic and then turned to Good Launch.

"Hey, you okay, Little Lady?" Ramji asked while staring at her with worried eyes as Good Launch blushed bashfully and cupped her hands in her cheeks as she nodded.

"I am now, thanks to you."

"And us as well," Krillin says, trying to take credit as Basil turned to give him a stern look.

"Us? Krillin, you didn't do anything but cower in fear."

"Yeah, we did all of the work here," Blizzard says as Krillin flinches and sweats nervously as he looked away.

[Krillin Owned Counter: 3]

"Hey, Guys, do you think that Master Roshi will like this Girl?" Goku asked cheerfully with Good Launch tilting her head confusedly at what he said as Ramji glanced at Launch up and down as he hummed thoughtfully.

"Hey, Launch, how old are you again?"

"15." Good Launch answered honestly as Ramji nodded while staring at her intriguingly.

"Hmmm, she does look really beautiful, and her breasts are bigger than Bulma's, and, when I was holding onto Launch, her ass did seem nice and firm...however, I don't want Master Roshi to do anything lewd with this Girl...although, without her, we won't be able to get any training done." Ramji thought to himself stoically as he hummed...before perking up as an idea popped into his head. "Oh, okay, got it, all I have to do is make sure that Master Roshi doesn't do anything with her sexually, and everything will be okay." Ramji thought to himself with a grin as he nodded and turned back to Good Launch. "Hey, so I know that we just met and that I saved you and all, but do you mind doing a favor for me?" Ramji asked as Good Launch tilted her head at him curiously.

"Sure, what do you need?"

"I hope it's sex." Bad Launch mumbled under her breath as Good Launch blushed heavily at what she said and mentally shushed her as Ramji rubbed the back of his head nervously.

"Well, uh, first, I think it's best to introduce ourselves. Hi, my name is Son Ramji, and that's my Little Brother, Son Goku. Those people over there are Basil, Blizzard, and Krillin. They're Friends of ours." Ramji says while gesturing at Goku and the others, who waved at her as Good Launch waved back.

"Hi, I'm Launch."

"Good to meet you, Launch. So, uh, look, the reason we were flying around here is that we were looking for a Girl."

"Holy shit, this IS a sex thing, although the Kids, and that Demon Thing are a dealbreaker. I will settle on that hot piece of ass, though. Even that guy over there is okay." Bad Launch says sensually, talking about Ramji and Basil, as Good Launch blushed harder and shakes her head.

"Please be quiet," Good Launch says tiredly.

"Wait, what?" A bewildered Ramji asked as Launch perked up and her face flushed in embarrassment.

"Oh, uh, it's nothing, but I have to ask, i-is this a sex thing? Because I was planning on saving myself for someone I love." Good Launch says with a sheepish look as Ramji's eyes widened in shock, and the Demon/Human Teenager frantically waved his hands around panickedly.

"Oh, no, no, no, it's not that at all."

"It kind of is..."

"Shut up, Krillin." An irritated Ramji says before turning to Good Launch as he took a deep breath. "Okay, so here's the deal. We are Martial Artists who wish to be taught by the Great Master Roshi himself, but he'll only allow us to be trained under him if we find him a cute girl to talk to."

"Wait...seriously?! Master Roshi!?" A stunned Good Launch asked as the Boys stared at her in shock.

"Hold on, you know who Master Roshi is?" A surprised Basil asked as Good Launch nodded.

"Yeah, I heard stories of him being a powerful and skilled Martial Artist throughout my whole life."

"So that does mean that you will come with us, then?" Goku asked excitedly.

"Well, okay then, I did always wanted to meet Master Roshi, so...sure, I can come." Good Launch says with a smile as the Boys beamed.

"Ha, ha, perfect, and if you want to return back, just let me know, and I will fly you back, okay?" Ramji asked with a warm, reassuring smile as Good Launch gave him a blushing smile and nodded while reaching over to wrap her arms around his muscular chest as Ramji and the others then turned around and took off into the air as, after Thirty Minutes of flying, the Gang arrived back at Kame House and flew down as they landed on the sandy beaches and Ramji and the others jumped off from the Magical Rug/Cloud as they landed on the ground with Blizzard landing down on the ground as well as the Magic Carpet and Flying Nimbus flew off.

"Whoa, that looks like a really pretty house." Good Launch complimented as Krillin shrugged.

"Yeah, I'm still getting used to the pink."

"Same," Blizzard says with a shrug as a beaming Goku ran over to knock on the door.

"Hey, Master Roshi, we're back! There's a Girl that wants to meet you!" Goku exclaimed but didn't receive an answer as the puzzled Saiyan Boy turned to the others. "Why isn't he answering the door?"

"He's probably using the bathroom," Basil says as Goku raised an eyebrow.

"Why does he want to use the bathtub so early in the day?"

"No, Goku, what Basil said is basically a polite way to say that Master Roshi is using the toilet, Goku." Krillin whispered to Goku as he made an 'Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh' in understanding.

"Oh, you mean that he's taking a shit," Goku stated bluntly as Blizzard laughed a bit.

"Oh my, where did you learn such language?" A shocked Launch asked while clasping her hands over her mouth as Goku shamelessly pointed at Ramji.

"My Big Brother," Goku says as Ramji gave him a deadpan look.

"Thanks for throwing me under the bus, Goku," Ramji mumbled under his breath with an annoyed glare. "Anyway, why don't you Guys go and check on the Old Timer while I stay out here with Launch."

"Okay, come on, guys, let's go," Goku says while reaching over to grab Krillin's hand as he drags him inside Kame House with Basil and Blizzard walking in after them.

"He, he, sorry about that, Launch. Goku likes to lie and play around sometimes." A sheepish Ramji says as Good Launch gave him a bemused look.

"Hey, ask him if we could live here." Bad Launch asked, speaking up for the first time ever since they left the Mainland as a surprised Good Launch glanced up at the sky.

"Really? Why?"

"Uh, hello, don't you see that this House is placed in the middle of the ocean, far away from civilization? This will be the perfect place to hide out from the Police for a while. Besides, I'm sure that we both want to hang around this hottie more. Who knows? We might even finally get laid." Bad Launch says suggestively as Good Launch blushed widely.

"Oh, you're so scandalous."

"Sorry, what?" Ramji asked with a puzzled look as Good Launch flinched and turned to him with a nervous laugh.

"Uh, well, I know this may seem out of the blue, but I was wondering if I could live here for a while." Good Launch asked hopefully as Ramji stared at her in shock.

"Wait, really? Why?" Ramji asked curiously as, while he was happy to have a beautiful girl around, he was confused by her sudden interest in living at Kame House.

"Well, you see, I..."

"Make up a big lie. Something like a group of rapists trying to track you down, and you need a place to hide for a little while-,"

"I'm being pursued by the Police."

"GODDAMN IT, YOU FUCKING MORON! YOU FUCKED THINGS UP!" A pissed-off Bad Launch screamed with Good Launch wincing at what she said as Ramji stared at her in deep shock.

"Wait, seriously!?" Ramji asked with his jaw dropped as Good Launch nodded guiltily while twiddling her thumbs.

"I-I'm sorry if I deceived you earlier, but I can't keep lying anymore. You see, I have this unique condition where, whenever I sneeze, I change personalities. I have two personalities. One is called, 'Good Launch', which I am now, and then there's 'Bad Launch', who is basically the opposite of me and is the one who commits all the crimes. Whenever we switch, the Other Personality is unable to stop the Current Personality from doing anything with our body, so Bad Launch just keeps stealing jewelry and money from people."

"Oh, great, you fucked it up. We lost a home and a dick. Congratulations, fucktard-,"

"Have either of you killed before?" Ramji asked seriously, surprising Both Launches as they turned to him.

"W-What?"

"Have either of you killed people before?" Ramji asked stoically as Good Launch looked away sheepishly.

"O-Oh, don't worry, neither of us has killed people before. Bad Launch only brutally beats people to a bloody pulp, but never killed." Good Launch says, sincere with her words, as, while Bad Launch always complained about not killing people, she hasn't actually tried to kill anyone even when Good Launch has no realistic way of stopping her whenever Bad Launch is in control of their body.

"Hmmm, in that case, I will forgive you, but just promise that Bad Launch won't steal any more stuff from people, and we will be okay."

"NO DEAL!"

"Deal!"

"FUCK!" Bad Launch cursed as Ramji raised his hand, and Good Launch was quick to shake his hand with a giggle as the Duo began talking to each other.

"Master Roshi, get off the toilet! There's a Girl downstairs!" Goku screamed while slamming his fist onto the door of the bathroom as an annoyed Krillin turned to him.

"Being subtle isn't exactly your forte, huh?"

"I'd be surprised if he knew what that meant," Blizzard stated deadpannedly just as Thong appeared as she made her way over to them.

"Oh, you guys are back. Good. I'm preparing dinner for all of us, so after you guys are done with your Training, you're all happy to dig in." A smiling Thong says while wearing an apron as Basil and the others beamed.

"That sounds good, babe," Basil says while hugging her and kissing her neck, and the Light Purple-Haired Girl giggled as Goku beams.

"Ooh, dinner before training? We have to start right away! Master Roshi! Stop taking a shit and come out already!"

"DAMN IT, GOKU, JUST HOLD ON!" An angry Master Roshi screamed as the sounds of a toilet flushing rang out, and, once the door was opened, a pissed-off Master Roshi waddled out while struggling to put his pants back on as he glared at the Saiyan Boy. "DO YOU HAVE TO SCREAM IT ALL OVER THE HOUSE! IT'S EMBARRASSING!"

"You're stinky," Goku responded childishly as Roshi gritted his teeth at him angrily.

"Anyway, Master, come and meet the Girl we found for you," Krillin says as Roshi grumbled but nodded as the Boys started leading him downstairs.

"...so you have Magical Demon Powers, and that is what allows you to stretch your arms like before?" A shocked Good Launch asked as Ramji nodded, and we see the Duo sitting together at the beach.

"Yep, and a new power that I recently unlocked, but I won't be able to master it until I train my body. That's why I came here in the first place. To train and get myself stronger."

"Wow, that sounds amazing. I can't imagine being strong enough to train like that. Fighting and training scare me." Good Launch admitted as Ramji gave her a surprised look.

"Really? Because, judging by what you said about Bad Launch, she seems pretty strong."

"Yeah, it's hard to explain, but whenever we switch, our strength changes too, so Bad Launch has all of the strength while I'm...useless." Good Launch says with a sad pout as Ramji frowned a bit and reached over to place his hand over hers.

"Hey, now, no one's useless. If you want to be strong like Bad Launch, then how about this? Let's train together."

"Wait, what?!" A shocked Good Launch asked while blushing from his touch as Ramji nodded.

"Yeah, this could be a fun thing for us to do with each other. What do you say?" Ramji asked as Good Launch looked away and frowns shyly as she hummed in thought

"Come on, Girl, stop being such a pansy and accept the offer. I can't keep protecting both of us forever. Besides, don't you want to fly? If you get strong enough, you will be able to fly~," Bad Launch says with a smirk as Good Launch perked up and nodded as she turned to Ramji.

"O-Okay, we can do that. Do you think Master Roshi will allow that?" Good Launch asked sweetly as Ramji chuckled amusedly.

"Trust me, the minute he sees you, you will have him wrap around your little finger."

"WOOHOOO!"

"See?" Ramji asked with a sly smirk as he and a surprised Good Launch turned their heads as they spotted a heavily blushing Master Roshi standing on his porch with the boys as he stared at Good Launch with hearts in his eyes.

"So, Master Roshi, what do you think of her? She maybe younger than you expected and has a girly face, but she has the body of a woman, if you catch my drift?" A perverted Krillin whispered to Master Roshi, who snapped out of his daze to turn and nod at him eagerly.

"Ha, ha, you Boys have really done it! In fact, I'm so impressed by what you Four did that I'm officially naming all of you my disciples from this day forward!"

"Really? Awesome!" A grinning Ramji says after he and Good Launch walked over to the Gang as Goku and Krillin cheered while Basil and Blizzard shared a fist bump.

"Welcome to my humble abode, Young Lady. My name is Master Roshi." Master Roshi greeted Good Launch while pushing Ramji away as Good Launch smiled down at him cheerfully.

"Hello, Master Roshi, my name is Launch, and it's very nice to meet you. I heard a lot about you and how much you're a great Master." Good Launch says while bowing to him as Master Roshi blushes and mumbles sheepishly. "You're Grandsons saved me from a whole lot of trouble today."

"Oh, really?" Master Roshi asked curiously as Good Launch nodded while Ramji and the others were a bit embarrassed to be mistaken for relatives of the Great Master Roshi himself while Blizzard smiled amusedly.

"Oh, yes, I'm eternally grateful to them."

"Grateful enough that I will let the handsome one bang me against a wall~,"

"Geez, what is with you today?" A blushing Good Launch asked herself with a pout as she glanced up at the sky.

"Well, sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry, but, in case you haven't notice, you never got laid, which means I never got laid and, since I'm incapable of Masturbating because you're in control of our body 90% of the time, I'm as wet as a waterfall."

"Ewwwwwwww." Good Launch says with her face scrunching in disgust.

"Well, I'm glad that you're safe, but to be honest, they're not my Grandsons." Master Roshi says as Ramji nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, we're actually his-,"

"Younger Brothers!" Master Roshi interrupted with a cheeky grin as Ramji, Goku, Krillin, Blizzard, Basil, Thong, and Both Launches all faceplanted onto the ground comically. "He, he, just kidding." Master Roshi says with a nervous laugh as everyone gets up from the floor. "Anyway, judging by what you said earlier, you probably know who I am, huh?"

"Oh, yes, you're Master Roshi. One of the most powerful and skilled Martial Artists in the world."

"He, he, yep, and the reason the Boys are here is to train under me." Master Roshi says as Good Launch nodded.

"Oh, yes, Ramji told me about that. It explains why he and Goku are so strong." Good Launch says while clasping her hands together as Master Roshi nodded with a smug grin.

"Ho, ho, ho, so my training with them is already paying off, huh?" Master Roshi says as a puzzled Blizzard turned to him.

"Uh, you haven't trained us at all yet, Master Roshi-,"

"Say there, Launch, was it? If you're free, would you like to join me in the bath-I mean, join us on our Island for a time?"

"Oh, great, he really is a pervert." Bad Launch says with an annoyed tone as Good Launch ignored her and gave Master Roshi a sweet smile.

"If it won't be too much trouble, I would love to."

"T-Trouble?! D-Don't be so silly! You can stay here forever as far as I'm concerned!" Master Roshi says with a blush and a perverted laugh.

"Huh, Ramji was right, we really do have him wrapped around our finger, and you barely did anything but stay there and look pretty." Bad Launch says with a surprised hum as Both Launches, and the Boys watched on as Master Roshi danced around happily before stopping as he then turned to Launch.

"And while you're here, you might as well study Martial Arts with us too." Master Roshi suggested as Good Launch gasped in delight.

"Oh, really? That sounds great. Ramji offered for me to join in, but I didn't think you would allow it. Thanks, Master Roshi." Good Launch says with a cheerful giggle as Master Roshi grinned widely.

"Can we train now?" A heavily bored Goku asked, wanting to train all day as Master Roshi perked up and nodded.

"Oh, yes, let's shall, but first, let me go and fetch something." Master Roshi says before zooming off towards his House and returning back at incredibly high speeds, stunning the group as Roshi held out a white box to Good Launch. "First, let's put on our uniforms first." Master Roshi says while holding three more white boxes in his hands as Good Launch nodded and placed her box down as she grabbed the helm of her crop top and started lifting it up with the boys getting an eyeful of her underboob as a blushing Ramji composed himself and raised his hands.

"Whoa, there, Big Girl!" Ramji screamed, startling Launch, and stopped her from taking off her crop top as she turned to him. "Don't you think you should change somewhere more privately?" Ramji asked concernedly as Basil, Blizzard, and Thong nodded.

"Yeah, it's not a good idea to change in front of Men like us," Blizzard says as a sheepish Good Launch lowered her crop top and nodded with a hearty blush on her face.

"Oh, you're right. Thanks, Guys." Good Launch says with an embarrassed tone, forgetting that she was changing in front of the Boys due to getting excited about training as Basil then pointed at Kame House.

"So, why don't you change inside the house? Thong will help you out. Right, babe?"

"Yeah, come here, sweetie. Let's get you dressed up." Thong says while walking over to grab Good Launch's hand as she leads her into Kame House.

"Uh, why did you guys tell her that?" An irritated Krillin says, wanting to see some real-life boobies as Ramji turned to glare down at him.

"Because I'm a decent Human Being? Besides, it would be wrong of us to peek at a lady like that." Ramji says as Basil and Blizzard nod in agreement.

"Grrrr, goddamn cockblockers." Master Roshi thought to himself angrily with a glare as he clutched his staff. "Like me, it's clearly obvious that Ramji is a pervert since he keeps checking out Launch, but unlike me, Goku and Krillin, he's not an extreme pervert, innocent, or a suck up. He's too nice to go along with my plans as well as Basil and Blizzard. I have to find a way to get rid of them for a long while." Master Roshi thought to himself seriously before standing up straight as he turned to the Oldest Son Brother, Prince of Earth, and the Frost Demon. "Boys? As your first Training, I'm going to need you three to go behind my house and do some Morning Stretching for an hour or so." Master Roshi says as Ramji raised an eyebrow at him.

"An hour just for stretching? Isn't that a bit much?" Ramji asked as Basil nodded while crossing his arms.

"Yeah, besides, I had already done my Morning Stretches."

"And isn't stretching for that long hazardous to our health?" A heavily confused Blizzard asked.

"JUST DO WHAT I SAY BECAUSE I'M YOUR MASTER!" Master Roshi ordered angrily as Ramji, Basil, and Blizzard flinched in surprise and nodded as the Trio turned around to walk away, and, the minute they were gone, Master Roshi was quick to turn to Goku and Krillin.

"Quick, Boys, change into your Uniforms." Master Roshi says as the Boys nodded and, after very reluctantly putting on their 'Martial Arts Uniforms', we see a blushing and embarrassed Launch walking out of Kame House while wearing a sleeveless black lingerie with pink frillings and long black stockings with pink frillings as the only thing that remained from her usual outfit was her red ribbon and shoes.

"Uh, maybe the packages got mixed up because this looks like lingerie." Good Launch says while hugging herself to try and cover herself up, but she ended up accidentally squishing her breasts together and making them bounce as Master Roshi and Krillin drool like dogs as they and Goku were also wearing the same lingerie...ew.

"Oh, no, this is Turtle Hermit Fighting Armor." Roshi lied as Good Launch beamed.

"Oh, okay, good." Good Launch says with an innocent smile just as Thong appeared as she gave her a disapproving, worried look.

"I can't believe that you really believe that BS, Launch."

"Yeah, that chick is right. You are such a goddamn idiot, Good Launch. I can't believe that you put on that lingerie, even when I told you not to!" Bad Launch snapped as Good Launch glanced up at the sky.

"Don't worry. Master Roshi said that it's fighting armor, and I believe him." Good Launch says before frowning as she turned back to Roshi. "But it doesn't seem to protect much, Master Roshi, and it's a little too tight." Good Launch says, and she wasn't lying because the lingerie was hugging her curves very tightly with her tits threatening to pop out as Master Roshi and Krillin blushed harder while panting.

"I knew that these outfits would come in handy." Master Roshi thought to himself with a sly grin before composing himself as he stood up straight. "Now, we will start up with aerobics and-,"

"Wait, shouldn't we wait for Ramji, Basil, and Blizzard to finish their stretching?" A curious Goku asked as it was only now that Good Launch noticed that Ramji and the others weren't around, but was secretly grateful that Ramji wasn't here since she was embarrassed enough to have the Boys see her dressed up like this and didn't want Ramji to see her now, even if this was some kind of poorly designed fighting armor.

"Errr, no, don't worry, they can join later on-Eh?" Master Roshi says before noticing that a weird Wasp started flying around him as the annoyed Bald-Headed Martial Artist waved his hand around to get rid of it and caused the Wasp to fly over to a surprised Good Launch as it flew past her nose and the Busty Teenage Girl sniffled a bit before throwing back her head as she lets out a loud sneeze and her Blue Hair and Eyes turned golden as Launch had now transformed into Bad Launch.

"Grrrrr, finally, it's about damn time." Bad Launch says while staring down at the lingerie, both enraged and embarrassed, as she then turned over to the Boys, specifically at Master Roshi, as the Blonde-Haired Busty Teenager glared at him venomously. "You goddamn perverted Old Fuck! Trying to have the other me be your sex doll, huh?! Well, take this!" Bad Launch screamed while summoning her Machine Gun as she began firing multiple bullets at Master Roshi, not really hurting him but caused him to scream in fear and panic regardless with Goku and Krillin watching on in shock as Bad Launch laughed maniacally while a fearful Thong ran inside to hide in Kame House.

"Huh? What's that noise?" A bewildered Ramji asked while stopping his stretching at the sound of gunfire as Blizzard shrugged.

"Don't know, let's check it out." Blizzard as Ramji and Basil nodded as they were quick to run towards the front of Kame House and gasped in shock at the sight of some Blonde-Haired Girl shooting at Master Roshi with Goku and Krillin cowering in the background as the Trio narrowed their eyes and zoomed over to the scene with Blizzard and Basil appearing in front of a panicking Roshi as they were quick to grab all of the bullets in mid-air while Ramji rushed over to grab the minigun as he crushed it in half.

"What the-Oof!" Bad Launch says before yelping in surprise as a glaring Ramji grabbed her arms and slammed her into the side of the house.

"Okay, Girlie, I don't know why you were shooting at Master Roshi, but-Wait, Launch?!" A surprised Ramji asked, after getting a good look at a grunting and blushing Bad Launch's face as he then glanced down at her attire and blushed heavily as Ramji lets go of her and separated from her. "And what are you wearing!?"

"Grrrrr, it's Bad Launch, cutie, and it's thanks to that pervert over there as he was able to trick Goody Two Shoes into dressing up like this." Bad Launch says while gesturing at her attire as Ramji wordlessly glanced over at Master Roshi, who was lying on the ground unconsciously with bullet holes placed all over his body, but thankfully didn't penetrate the skin as Ramji sighs heavily.

"Goddamn it, I knew that he was up to something no good. Magic Carpet!" Ramji screamed as Magic Carpet flew down from the Heavens and made his way over to Ramji, who gestured at Bad Launch as he nodded and flew over to wrap around her body, covering her as Bad Launch was surprised by this. "Everyone? Look after Master Roshi while I help out Launch." Ramji says while grabbing Bad Launch's shoulders with the Blonde-Haired Girl blushing at his touch as Goku and Krillin nod as they went over to help out their Master with Thong coming out of the house with a first aid kit as Ramji leads Bad Launch inside of Kame House.

"I'm sorry for what Master Roshi did. He's a major pervert, and I should've seen what he was planning to do." Ramji says as we fast forward in time and see him standing outside of the Bathroom with his arms crossed as Ramji decided to keep watch of Bad Launch while she was changing just in case Master Roshi wakes up early and tries to peek at her while she was changing.

"Tch, it's okay, Handsome. While I'm still pissed at that pervert, but I don't blame you for what happened." Bad Launch says while already stripping off her lingerie as she puts on her usual outfit, but after she was about to put on her green crop tank top, Bad Launch stopped as a mischievous grin appeared on her face.

"Bad Launch, no."

"Bad Launch, yes." Bad Launch says while shutting up Good Launch as she stood up straight and placed her hand on her hips as she casually placed her tank top over her shoulder. "Oh, Ramji? Do you mind coming in here and helping me with something?"

"Uh, sure. What do you need..." A clueless Ramji says while walking into the Bathroom as he closed the door behind him and looked ahead as the Demon/Human Hybrid's eyes widened in shock at the sight of a topless Bad Launch standing in front of him with her back facing him as she turned to smirk at him cockily.

"Can you help me put on my crop top?" Bad Launch asked while tossing her crop top towards his face, causing him to blush heavily as Ramji shakily grabbed it.

"U-Uh, sure," Ramji says as, while he was used to seeing a Girl naked, it always still surprised him each time a Girl shows off their naked body to him, and Ramji was almost tempted to force Bad Launch to face him so that he can take a good look at her breasts but refrained himself from pulling a Master Roshi as Ramji walked over to Bad Launch, who lifted up her arms and caused her breasts to bounce from the movement as Ramji gulped and raises his arms to place the crop top down through Bad Launch's arms as he reached her chest.

"Thanks. Do you mind adjusting the crop top for me?" Bad Launch asked with a sultry tone as Ramji nodded nervously and shakily reached over to place his hands on top of her chest as he helped adjust her crop top. "Awwww, thanks-Oh, no!" Bad Launch says before gasping in fake surprise as she pretended to trip on something and fall backwards onto Ramji, causing them to crash down into the floor as Bad Launch laid on top of Ramji's lap and perked up as she felt his semi-erect cock hit her butt and his warm hands clutching her breasts as the Blonde-Haired Woman chuckled amusedly.

"He, he, he, is that a club in your pocket, or are you excited to see me?" Bad Launch asked with a wink while rubbing herself against his lap as Ramji gritted his teeth and moaned a bit as Bad Launch suddenly stood up from the floor and turned around to leave the Bathroom as she opened the door. "See you soon for training, cutie." Bad Launch says while waving at a blushing Ramji playfully before closing the door as she leaves with the Human/Demon Hybrid deciding to stay behind to take care of some...business as he locked the door. "He, he, piece of cake." Bad Launch says with a smug smirk while walking downstairs as she made a detour to the kitchen to drink some beer.

"Wait, I'm confused, everyone was gone, and you were alone with Ramji, and yet you didn't want to jump his bones?" Good Launch asked, surprised by the fact that Bad Launch didn't have sex with Ramji and also disappointed that she didn't do it with Ramji.

"Heh, my naive little friend. While, yes, I want to fuck that hunk of man's brains out, we can't just throw ourselves at him like that. It will make us seem desperate and lame. Besides, it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more fun to tease the poor boy endlessly for days by giving him snippets of our body before, finally, one day, Ramji just snaps and ravages us. Now, doesn't that sound fun?"

"...Y-Yeah, it does." Good Launch says shyly with a blush on her face as Bad Launch laughed cockily.

"See? Also, I call dibs on him first."

"Awww, what? But I wanna-,"

"Ha! I knew that you wanted to have sex with him too, you hypocrite! Maybe you're not so innocent after all!" Bad Launch mocked with a laugh as Good Launch looked away in embarrassment and groaned.

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"Okay, everybody outside, right?" Master Roshi asked as, after Ramji finished doing his business and made his way out of Kame House, we see Ramji, Goku, Bad Launch, Basil, Thong, Blizzard, and Krillin standing behind Master Roshi, who was standing near the side of Kame House as he opened up the panel and spotted a small red button on the side. "Because I'm gonna turn the House back into a Capsule and bring it with us."

"Yeah, Ramji, do you want to use the Bathroom again?" Bad Launch asked Ramji teasingly as he blushed in embarrassment and looked away as Roshi stared at them suspiciously before pressing the button as a huge yellow cloud covering Kame House with the words 'BOOM!' written on it as Master Roshi walked over to grab the capsule with Goku raising an eyebrow as he tilted his head.

"So, how do we get to the Island from where we will train anyway?"

"Yeah, I don't think that I will be able to carry everyone," Blizzard says as Roshi waved his hand around reassuringly.

"Don't worry, Gang, I've got this covered. I will ride on the Magic Carpet with Launch while all of you boys ride on the Flying Nimbus with Goku." Master Roshi says with a perverted laugh before grunting in pain as Bad Launch summoned a giant spiked hammer and slammed it against the top of his head.

"NO FUCKING WAY, OLD MAN!" Launch screamed with a growl as Ramji and the others laughed a bit while Master Roshi moaned in pain. "Besides, unlike my Good Two Shoes self, I don't NEED any of your help to fly. I can fly by myself just like Blizzard." Bad Launch says, surprising everyone with what she said as Krillin then composed himself and snorted as he laughed.

"Yeah, right, Blizzard is one thing, but he's a Demon, so it makes sense why he can fly, but everyone knows that humans can't fly by themselves." Krillin denies as Bad Launch smirked smugly and crossed her arms.

"Oh, yeah? Alright, then. Check it, nerds." Bad Launch says mockingly while slowly floating up into the air as Ramji and the others stared at her in shock. "You guys believe me now?" Bad Launch asked while chuckling at the stunned faces of all of the boys, including Master Roshi and Basil, as Ramji snapped out of it and stared up at her in awe.

"Whoa, you can fly by yourself like Blizzard?! That is so cool!" Ramji complimented with Bad Launch flinching in surprise at what he said and blushed in embarrassment as she then composed herself and scoffed as the Blonde-Haired Girl looked away.

"Yeah, I'm great like that." Bad Launch stated smugly with an excited Goku and Krillin running over to glance up at her and to gush about her flying abilities while Blizzard looks impressed as Master Roshi and Basil stared up at Bad Launch suspiciously.

"Interesting, the 'Dancing Sky Art Technique'. It's a bit overrated for my taste, but the fact that she can use the technique is impressive." Roshi thought to himself as Basil narrowed his eyes at the Blonde-Haired Girl and rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

"Okay, how in the living hell did Launch learn how to fly by using her Ki? The only person that I know who could've possibly taught her that technique is..." Basil thought to himself curiously before his eyes widened in realization as he grows serious and glanced up at Bad Launch. "Excuse me, Launch, but who taught you that technique?" Basil asked with Bad Launch growing angry and looked away as a surprised Goku, Krillin, and Ramji turned to the Prince of Earth.

"Wait, that's an actual martial arts technique that we can learn?!" An excited Goku asked as Roshi turned to them.

"Yep, you can. Although, you won't learn that from me since I don't know how to use the technique." Master Roshi admitted as Ramji and the others pouted.

"Launch, you still haven't answered the question." Basil probed as Bad Launch scoffed and placed her hands on her hips as she rolled her eyes.

"Look, Princy Boy, I'm not in the mood to do twenty questions, so let's just go already." Bad Launch says snarkily as Basil narrowed his eyes, but nodded as, after fast forwarding in time, we see Ramji flying through the air on the Magic Carpet with Master Roshi and Basil riding behind him as Goku flew on the Flying Nimbus with Krillin and Thong riding behind him as a glaring Bad Launch and a smiling Blizzard flew beside the Gang as, after Thirty Minutes of flying, the Group had finally arrived at a much bigger and longer island placed at the south of Kame House that was appropriately named Training Island by Master Roshi and flew down as the Group landed on the ground.

"Man, this place looks nice." Ramji says while flying around with Goku by having the Magic Carpet wrapped around his shoulders, giving him the ability to fly as the Son Brothers decided to take a quick fly-by across the whole island to get a good look at their temporary future home while also noticing that there seem to be about 200 or 300 People living on the island before returning back to the others as they spotted Master Roshi throwing his Home Capsule into the air and impacted against the ground as a huge yellow cloud appeared with the word 'BOM!' written on it and Kame House materialized into the real world as Krillin and Blizzard can be seen standing beside their Master respectfully while a glaring Bad Launch was leaning against a palm tree with her arms crossed as Basil was picking a flower for a gushing Thong.

"Yep, and it's the perfect place for me to train you, Kids." Master Roshi says before perking up as an idea popped into his head. "Speaking off, is anyone up for a short Martial Arts Lesson before dinner?"

"Oh, hell yeah, Goku and I've been waiting all day to train," Ramji says with a smirk as a beaming Goku nodded in agreement before they flew down to land on the ground with Goku jumping off the Flying Nimbus as it, and the Magic Carpet flew up into the sky.

"We would be honored for some light training, Master," Krillin says, acting like the little kiss-ass he was, as Blizzard nodded.

"Indeed," Blizzard says as, while he wanted to eat, light training with Master Roshi is too good to pass up.

"Yeah, I won't mind training before dinner," Basil says while walking over to the gang with Thong as Bad Launch clicked her teeth in annoyance but nodded in agreement as a smiling Thong clasped her hands together.

"Well, while you all are training, I will go and continue making dinner. Take care." Thong says while turning around to walk inside Kame House as Roshi watched her go and stared at her ass as he giggled pervertedly before flinching in fear at the sight of Basil glaring at him as the Bald-Headed Master coughed awkwardly and composed himself as he turned to the Kids.

"Alright, now, before I begin, I need to know what you are all capable of. I already know that the Son Brothers have experience in both Martial Arts and fighting, but what about you four?" Master Roshi asked while looking at Krillin, Basil, Blizzard, and Bad Launch.

"Yes, I do. I had trained at the Orin Temple for Eight Years," Krillin says proudly with an arrogant chuckle while placing his hands on his hips.

"I was trained by a Former Student of the Crane School for 4 Years," Basil says with Roshi flinching at what he said as he studied him a bit and nodded, not sensing any malicious intent from the Boy, so he decided to leave this little tad of information for later.

"I'm self-taught, but I have over 2 years of fighting experience," Blizzard says with a shrug.

"Tch, I know how to fight, if you're asking, Old Man. I just usually prefer to blast people." Bad Launch says with a glare as Master Roshi sweatdropped awkwardly.

"Errr, noted, very good to know, ha, ha. At least I have to skip the lesson on how to perform the basics of Martial Arts." Master Roshi says with a relieved look as he then grows serious and glared at the Kids, who flinched from his cold stare as they stood up straight.

"Whoa, did our hearts just skip a beat?" A surprised Good Launch asked, unable to believe that someone was able to strike fear in her Other Half as Bad Launch grumbled angrily under her breath.

"Now, Kids, before I am able to teach you all something new, I need to test your current abilities so that I can help maximize all of you to your full potential." Master Roshi says before turning his head to point at a nearby tree with his staff. "It is precisely one hundred meters from where we are over to that tree. How many seconds will it take you all to run it?"

"You want us to have a race?" A curious Ramji asked, not opposed to this simple exercise but wanting to know why they were doing this, as Master Roshi nodded.

"Yes, exactly. Now, being a fast runner doesn't automatically make you a good Martial Artist, but it's never a bad thing to have strong legs, you know?" Master Roshi says as Krillin smirks smugly and chuckled.

"Heh, heh, heh, I will run first, Master Roshi."

"Ooh, a bit confident, are ya?" An amused Roshi asked as Krillin nodded.

"Well, you will all see why. I mean, I could probably make the Olympics if I wanted to."

"Oh, really?" Blizzard asked with a deadpan frown and raised an eyebrow as Ramji, Bad Launch, and Basil rolled their eyes a bit as Goku simply smiled cheerfully, and the Gang watched on as an arrogant Krillin got into a sprinting position and waited for Master Roshi to walk over to the tree as he pulled out a stopwatch.

"On your mark...get set...go!" Master Roshi screamed while pressing a button on his stopwatch as Krillin quickly bolted forward and zooms across the ground as he reached the tree in no time, and Master Roshi was quick to stop his stopwatch as he looks down, and his eyes widened in surprise. "My, my! You ran in 10.4 Seconds! That's pretty good!" An impressed Master Roshi as a panting Krillin walked over to him and nodded.

"Hmph, 10.4, eh? Actually, my personal best is 2.1, but I guess this record isn't too bad given the circumstances, ha, ha, ha!" Krillin says with a laugh as Ramji and the others, sans Goku, rolled their eyes due to them not buying his BS.

"Alright, my turn," Ramji says while doing some light stretching as he then got into a sprinting position and rushed forward as he reached the tree in no time, and Master Roshi was quick to stop his stopwatch as he looks down, and his eyes bugged out of their skull as his jaw dropped.

"Unbelievable! 100 Meters in 7.5 Seconds! What a feat, and what feet! I knew that you were strong, but this takes the cake!" A stunned Master Roshi says as Blizzard and Basil looked impressed while Krillin comically looks shocked by Ramji's level of speed as the Demon/Human Hybrid gave them all a thumbs up.

"Honestly, I could've gone way faster by using either my Demon Powers or my Max Power Technique, but as my Grandpa Gohan once said, it's always best to use my powers and techniques if only I have to. I can't neglect my body now, or else I will never get stronger." Ramji thought to himself with a grin as Blizzard got into a sprint position and smirked determinedly as he then ran forward and was able to reach the tree in no time as Master Roshi was quick to stop his stopwatch and looks down as he gasped in shock.

"Whoa, 6 seconds? Good job, my boy." Roshi says as Blizzard smiled and nodded as Ramji and the others gave him a thumbs up while Basil went over to get into a sprinting position and ran forward as the Prince of Earth was able to reach the tree in no time as Master Roshi was quick to stop his stopwatch and looks down as he nodded in satisfaction.

"7.8 Seconds? Nothing that I didn't expect from someone like Basil." Master Roshi says as Basil grinned cockily and threw out a peace sign as the Boys cheered just as Bad Launch got into a sprinting position with a mean glare on her face as she ran forward and reached the tree in no time. "Oh, wow, 7.2 Seconds? Mighty impressive, Little Lady." Master Roshi says before yelping in fear as a glaring Bad Launch pulled out a shotgun and aimed it at his face. "I-I mean, Launch, he, he," Master Roshi says as Bad Launch nodded in approval and puts her weapon away. "Anyway, if you don't mind, I wish for you to turn back into your other self so that I can measure her speed." Master Roshi says as Bad Launch narrowed her eyes and scoffed as she nodded.

"Fine, whatever," Bad Launch says while walking over to where Goku was as she then pulled out a white feather and waved it in front of her face, causing her to throw back her head as she lets out a loud sneeze and her golden hair and eyes turned blue as Launch morphed into Good Launch.

"Okay, Launch, you know what to do?" Ramji asked while cupping his hands over his mouth at Good Launch. "Alright, then, just run forward and do your best," Ramji says as Good Launch nodded shakily and took a deep breath as she got into a sprinting position and ran forward as, while it took longer for her to run than the others, a panting Good Launch was able to eventually reach the tree, and Master Roshi stopped his stopwatch as he looks down and sweatdrops awkwardly at what he sees.

"12.5 Seconds? Not as high as I expected, but it is above average, so good try, Launch." Master Roshi says reassuringly as Good Launch panted heavily with a red face as she leans against a wall, and Ramji patted her back to help her regain her breathing as Good Launch gave him a thankful look.

"Heh, figures." Krillin thought to himself smugly before glaring at Ramji and Blizzard as he gritted his teeth. "I can't believe those Guys and Launch's other half were able to run way faster than me. Basil? Makes perfect sense. He is the Prince of Earth. He has to be strong, but these three? Unbelievable. What kind of training did they have that surpassed my training?" An annoyed Krillin thought to himself with a growl before turning over to see Goku doing some quick changing as he smirked cockily. "At least I will be way faster than that goof. I mean, seriously, he's not even making the correct stance. Even the Girls were able to do it more properly than him." Krillin thought to himself insultingly as, after Goku got into a wide stance, the Saiyan Boy then zoomed forward and reached the tree in no time as Master Roshi was quick to stop his stopwatch and looks down as the Bald-Headed Master hummed intriguingly.

"8.5? Nice, Goku." Master Roshi complimented as Goku grinned cheekily, and Basil and Blizzard clapped for his achievement while Ramji gave his Little Brother a thumbs up while helping up Good Launch after she caught her breath.

"WHAT KIND OF TRAINING DID THESE PEOPLE HAVE?!" Krillin thought to himself incredulously, anger, and embarrassment on finding out that he was the second slowest runner in the group.

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"Thanks for suggesting to me that I put on new shoes back at home, Bro," Goku says to Ramji, who nodded as Master Roshi then turned to the Kids.

"He, he, well, now, that was incredible, Kids. You are all quite amazing for a couple of Rookies." Master Roshi praised as Ramji and the others all shared a proud smirk. "But all of you are still within Human Limits." Master Roshi says, causing everyone to pause at what he said as they stared at him confusedly. "In order to become a Master of Martial Arts, you must break the Wall of Humanity, and that is no cakewalk. Observe." Master Roshi says while dropping his staff as he took off his Turtle Shell and then handed the stopwatch over to Ramji. "Alright, Kid, I will let you time my running. Make sure to get it right." Master Roshi warned while stretching as the Kids all stared at him in shock.

"Wait, you're going to run too?" A surprised Krillin asked as Good Launch nodded worriedly.

"Yeah, isn't that dangerous for someone your age?" Good Launch asked as Master Roshi gave her a cocky grin.

"Hey, I may be old, but I still have some good stamina in me. If you catch my drift."

"Gross." Bad Launch says with a revulsed tone while an innocent Good Launch and Goku frowned confusedly as Ramji, Basil, Blizzard, and Krillin gagged in disgust as the Kids then watched on as Master Roshi calmly walked over to where the Gang used to be.

"Okay, Master Roshi, are you ready?" Ramji asked as Roshi nodded. "Okay, one...two...three...go!" Ramji shouted with a twinkle appearing in Master Roshi's eyes as he practically zoomed across the island at speeds resembling a rocket as Roshi runs past the group with massive gusts of wind appearing as Ramji and the others looked stunned by this before the Demon/Human Hybrid slowly glanced down at his stopwatch as his jaw dropped in shock.

"Holy shit! 5.6 Seconds?!"

"Now THAT is fast!" Goku exclaimed with a surprised look as an equally surprised Krillin nodded quietly.

"Oh wow, now that was impressive." A shocked Blizzard says as Basil nodded in agreement, and both Launches were so taken aback by Master Roshi's speed that they didn't say anything.

"5.6 Seconds, eh? Not bad for an old timer such as myself." Master Roshi says while walking over to grab his Turtle Shell as he puts it back on and then bends down to grab his staff as Roshi then turned over to the Kids. "Now, THAT is what I mean by breaking the Wall of Humanity. At your age, with some training and discipline, you should all be able to break my 5.6 Seconds Record with ease." Master Roshi says before panting a bit as he tugged on his collar. "Whew, all that running's got me thirsty. Goku, can you get me a beer?"

"What's a beer?" Goku asked cluelessly while tilting his head as Master Roshi stared at him deadpannedly before sighing heavily as he turned to Good Launch.

"What about you, Launch? Can you get me a beer?" Roshi asked as Good Launch perked up and nodded with a smile while turning around to leave with Roshi watching her ass shake around with a smirk on his face before composing himself as he turned back to the Boys.

"Boys, in order to Master Martial Arts, one must also possess knowledge, so I'm going to have to help Goku with that. Ramji, you seem pretty smart. Why haven't you taught him about basic stuff yet?" Master Roshi asked as Ramji huffed and glared at him in annoyance as he crossed his arms.

"Hey, do you know how hard it is to teach Goku stuff in the first place without banging your head on the wall for hours? Just be lucky that Grandpa and I were able to teach Goku how to speak and use basic math. I'm dreading the day where I have to teach Goku the Birds and the Bees Talk." Ramji says while clicking his teeth and shivering nervously as Roshi raised an eyebrow and was about to ask something, but then everyone paused as a big gust of wind appeared and a loud sneeze rang out as, before anyone could react, a heavily pissed-off Bad Launch flew up into the air while carrying around a bazooka launcher in her arms.

"DON'T YOU THINK THAT I DIDN'T SEE YOU CHECKING OUT MY ASS EARLIER, YOU OLD FUCK! TAKE THIS!" Bad Launch screamed while pressing the trigger of her weapon as she started firing multiple missiles at Master Roshi, causing him to scream panickedly and turn around to run away as Ramji, Goku, Blizzard, Basil, and Krillin laughed at this amusedly.

"...the sun has begun to set. At home awaits a delicious evening meal that Basil's Girlfriend Thong prepared for all of us to eat." Master Roshi says while covered in burns and bandages as we fast forward in time, and we see the Gang standing near Kame House as the sun started to set behind them. "The REAL training will begin in earnest tomorrow, so before we adjourn for the night, I will test you one more time." Master Roshi says while bending down to grab five rocks as he pulled out a black sharpie and began writing his Turtle School Symbol on each rock as the Old Man then holds them out for the others to see. "Take a good, long look at these stones." Master Roshi instructed as Ramji and the others nodded as they stared at the rocks. "Have you mesmerized them?"

"Yeah, but why did you-," Ramji asked before getting cut off by Master Roshi rearing back his arm and proceeded to toss the rocks over the cliff as they split off into five different directions and fell down into the jungle below. "Quite a distance, eh?" Master Roshi asked with a cocky smirk as Ramji, and the others were confused by what he did.

"Uh, yeah, but the test is to throw stones?" A bewildered Krillin asked as Goku puffs out his chest proudly.

"Because if it is, then I will definitely win. Between Ramji and I, I'm the best thrower."

"Bullshit, Goku. Bullshit." Ramji says with a glare as Goku glared back at him while Bad Launch mumbles 'Boys' under her breath as she shakes her head with a sigh.

"Please tell me that's not the case." Basil pleaded.

"Yeah, I don't think throwing rocks will help us get stronger," Blizzard added in as Roshi shakes his head.

"No, Kids, throwing stones is not the test here. The test is to find the stones that I threw down into the woods."

"Wait, what?!" Ramji, Krillin, and Basil asked in shock with Goku, Blizzard, and Both Launches being surprised by what he said as Master Roshi nodded stoically.

"Yes, and don't flatter yourselves into thinking that retrieving such an object is beneath you. It requires quite a lot of mental power and concentration. Not to mention, in this instance, a hardy constitution and plenty of stamina. Now there are five stones out there and only six of you, excluding Good Launch, I suppose. Anyway, the people who bring those stones back to me are the winners of this Training Regimen and will be able to eat. The people who can't find the stones will not only be the losers of this Training Regimen, but be left with an empty stomach tonight."

"WHAT?! NO SUPPER!" A horrified, stunned Ramji, Goku, Bad Launch, Blizzard, Basil, and Krillin asked with wide, stunned eyes as Roshi nodded before glancing down at his watch.

"Yep, and not only that, but if none of you have found a stone after 30 Minutes, then none of you will be able to eat. Although, I will be nice enough to allow you three to use your respective powers for this Training Exercise." Master Roshi while glancing at Ramji, Bad Launch, and Blizzard as they mentally sighed in relief. "Now, hurry up, Kids. Time already started." Master Roshi ordered while turning around to walk into Kame House to prepare dinner as Ramji and the others flinched and turned around to run forward as they reach the ledge of the cliff and looks down at the jungle below.

"Darn it! There's no way down!" A dismayed Krillin screamed as he looked around with an anxious look on his face. "We better find a detour quick-,"

"Whoo-hoo!/Yay!/Yeet!/This is crazy, but I won't lose dinner tonight! Move it or lose it, baldy!" Ramji, Goku, Blizzard, Basil, and Bad Launch all screamed at the same time while dropping down from the cliff as they started free-falling through the air.

"ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY?!" A shocked and worried Krillin exclaimed as an airborne Bad Launch turned to the Son Brothers and Basil.

"I have to agree with Noseless on this one. Blizzard and I can fly, but what are you three going to do? Don't expect me to save you!" Bad Launch yelled with a playful grin as Ramji, Goku, and Basil grinned back at her.

"Don't worry, Ramji and I used to do this dozens of times back in the mountains!" Goku says reassuringly just as they started reaching the ground as Bad Launch caught herself in mid-air with her Ki and flew upwards while Goku made his way down towards a tree and tried to use his tail to wrap around a branch...only to remember that he doesn't have a tail as the Saiyan Boy yelped in surprise and was about to hit the ground, but then-

"First Seal: Elasticity!" Ramji screamed while lifting up his hands to touch the seals on his arms, causing them to glow bright bloody red as he stretched out both of his arms and one of his hands grabbed onto a tree branch while the other hand reaches down to grab Goku by the back of his GI as Ramji stretched them up to land on the tree branch. "Remember, Goku, you don't have a tail anymore, so you need to get used to living without one for a while." Ramji scolded as Goku grinned sheepishly and nodded.

"Dual Dodon Rays!" Basil screamed while raising both his arms as he pulled out two fingers, and two large balls of sparkling yellow Ki energy began charging up as the Prince of Earth then fired two concentrated beams of yellow Ki energy, and they flew over to impact against the ground, helping slow down Basil's fall as he landed on the ground.

"Good idea, Basil." Blizzard complimented while flying down as Basil smirked up at them before the Group separated to find their own stones.

"Are these people even Human?!" A shocked Krillin asked in bewilderment before composing himself as he turned around and started running forward to find an alternatively safer route to the jungle. "Oh, great! Now those five are way ahead of me! There's no way that I'll be able to...wait, hold on. There's no freaking way that any of us will be able to find five tiny stones in that huge jungle in half an hour...but if I trick Master Roshi into thinking that I find one of the stones and the others return back stoneless, Master Roshi will never find out my trick and I will have all of the food that I could want. Oh, Krillin, you sly dog." Krillin says to himself with an arrogant smirk as he then turned around to head straight toward where the Villagers live.

"Okay, this will not be easy at all," Ramji says to himself with a frown while swinging through the jungle with the help of his stretched-out limbs. "Man, I have been searching through the jungle for ten minutes now, and I found nothing, and of course I can't find that stupid rock. It will be impossible to find a tiny ass stone in this giant ass jungle in less than half an hour. I mean, seriously, the stone could be under my nose for all I know...wait...under my nose? That's it! I can track down the stone by sniffing out the rocks that have Master Roshi's scent!" A beaming Ramji says, forgetting that he has enhanced senses as the Human/Demon Hybrid took a big sniff and was able to detect about three trails with Master Roshi's scent and was happy to find out that there was a trail near where he was swinging as Ramji did a u-turn and started swinging through the jungle to make his way over to one of the stones as Ramji lets out a loud excited yell.

"Hmmm, Master Roshi's scent is getting stronger. It's gotta be close." A thoughtful Goku says while searching through the jungle as he was able to catch the scent of Master Roshi nearby and figures that's where one of the rocks was as the Saiyan Boy started looking around.

"Okay, come on, Basil, focus," Basil says to himself with a determined glare as he continued walking through the forest to search for a stone. "Your stomach is counting on you. Thong makes the best dinners. I CAN'T miss that under ANY circumstances." Basil says while looking around as he took a deep breath and closed his eyes as he remembered his Master's teachings and calms himself down enough to regain control of his emotions as the Prince of Earth then opened his eyes and nodded to himself stoically as he ran forward.

"Damn it, this is so freaking hard!" An annoyed Bad Launch exclaimed while flying across the jungle as she looked around with a pissed-off look on her face. "How the fuck am I supposed to find one stone in this huge jungle?! It's impossible! I'm not even sure if I can remember where the rock fell down to!"

"I do."

"You do? Seriously?" A surprised Bad Launch says while stopping in her tracks and floated in the air as she could feel Good Launch nodding.

"Yep, I do. I paid attention to where Master Roshi had tossed each of the stones, and, while the other two are too far away from us, there is one stone that is nearby. Just continue flying straight until you see that huge tree in the distance, and then turn left, and that's where the stone landed. Although, I don't know where it landed specifically because of how thick the trees are." Good Launch says as Bad Launch blinked a couple of times in pure disbelief before grinning as she chuckled and cracked her knuckles.

"Well, thank you, homemade GPS," Launch says while taking off into the air as the Blonde-Haired Girl starts following Good Launch's directions.

"Hmmm..." Blizzard says suspiciously while flying through the jungle as he looks around. "If I was a stone, where would I be?" Blizzard says to himself curiously while narrowing his eyes as the Frost Demon tried to use his Enhanced-Alien Eyesight to look for the stone.

"He, he, this is the most greatest idea ever," Krillin says to himself with an arrogant laugh as he made his way back from the Village while carrying around a rock that had the Turtle School Symbol written on it by Krillin, who had gone to the Village to ask a Woman for a sharpie as we see the Bald-Headed Child walking towards Kame House.

"Now all I have to do is to act like I had a hard time getting the stone and reap the rewards while Ramji and the others starve this night," Krillin says with a mischievous twinkle in his eye as he appeared at Master Roshi's House and walked in as he spotted his Bald-Headed Master watching TV while a humming Thong was currently making dinner in the Kitchen as Krillin perked up and sniffed the delectable aroma as he sighs in delight before composing himself and walked over to Roshi. "Master...Roshi...I found...one...of...the...stones..." Krillin panted while holding up his stone as Master Roshi stopped what he was doing and turned to him with a raised eyebrow.

"Really? With five minutes to spare, huh? Cutting it really close, don't ya think?" Master Roshi asked as Krillin laughed awkwardly, but didn't say anything as he handed the rock to Roshi, who stared down at the rock for a few minutes with an emotionless look on his face...before promptly chucking the rock at Krillin's head as the Monk Boy yelped in pain. "Do you really think you could fool me?! That isn't my handwriting, you little cheater!" Master Roshi screamed angrily as a moaning Krillin rubbed his head.

"I-I'm sorry, Master, I will go and find-,"

"Nope, you're done. You won't go back again." Master Roshi says sternly, surprising Krillin as he glanced up at him worriedly.

"B-But why-,"

"Because you cheated, numbskull! I won't tolerate cheaters! You either do things my way or the highway! Now get ready to have an empty stomach tonight because you don't deserve dinner!" Master Roshi shouted as Krillin flinched and looks down somberly as a thought appeared in his head.

"Well, at least I won't be the only one who won't have dinner tonight..."

"Master Roshi, we're back, and we found all of the stones!"

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" A shocked and angry Krillin asked as he turned his head and spotted Ramji and the others walking into Kame House as Master Roshi turned to them.

"Oh, you did? Let me see." Master Roshi says as a smirking Ramji, a laughing Goku, a proud Basil, a grinning Bad Launch, and a satisfied Blizzard held out their respective rocks as Roshi inspects them all and smiled in satisfaction as he nodded. "Well, what do you know, all of them are the real deal. Good job, Kids. Looks like all of you will have dinner tonight." Master Roshi says with the Son Brothers, Prince of Earth, Bad Launch, and the Frost Demon beaming at this happily as they cheered and shared high fives while a distraught Krillin gasped at this in disbelief and fury.

"What?! No way! I'm not going to get dinner now!? For real?!"

"Yep, that's what happens when you try to cheat and not take my Martial Arts Training seriously." Master Roshi says wisely as Krillin groaned and crashed down into the ground defeatedly.

[Krillin Owned Counter: 5]

"Mmm, mmm! This is delicious, Thong!" A smiling Goku says as we fast forward in time and see him, Ramji, Roshi, Bad Launch, Basil, Thong, and Blizzard enjoying some lunch on the Dinning Room Table as a moaning and hungry Krillin was sitting outside since he couldn't stand the stench of the delicious food and being unable to eat it.

"Heh, thanks, Goku. Yeah, I'm a pretty good cook." Thong bragged as Basil kissed her cheek.

"Hey, so, uh, I forgot to talk to you guys about something. You see, we only have six futons, and there are eight of us here." Master Roshi says before turning to Bad Launch as he grinned pervertedly. "Luckily, I will graciously allow Launch to sleep in my room, but since there are still seven of us, it looks like one of us will be forced to sleep with Launch, and I suggest me-Aaargh!" Master Roshi says before yelping in pain as an angry Bad Launch summoned a comically huge spiked hammer and slammed it down on top of his head as the Bald-Master yelped in pain.

"Hell no! I won't let a gross old fuck sleep with me!" Bad Launch screamed with a big blush on her face as Ramji glanced across the room and sighed heavily as he closed his eyes.

"Don't worry, I have a fix to this. Krillin can have my futon while Master Roshi, Goku, Blizzard, Basil, and Thong sleep in their own futons. I will just sleep on the floor in Master Roshi's Room. Launch can have the bed if she wants." Ramji says with a nod, deciding to take the gentlemen's approach on this one as everyone agreed with Ramji's idea, with Roshi being knocked out and unable to protest the idea, as the Blonde-Haired Girl stared at the Human/Demon Teenager with a surprised look on her face.

"Awww, he's so sweet. Offering us the bed like that." Good Launch says with a warm smile as Bad Launch nodded in agreement before going back to her eating as, after fully finishing their dinner with Krillin complaining about being hungry, we fast-forward in time and see everyone preparing for bed as Goku, Master Roshi, Blizzard, Basil, and Thong set up their futons in the Living Room with Ramji allowing Krillin to sleep in his futon since the Bald Monk forgot to get a futon for himself as, after putting on the new pajamas that Roshi had given the boys, the Human/Demon Teenager started making his way upstairs and reached Master Roshi's Room as he knocked.

"Hey, Launch, are you decent?" Ramji asked while wearing a sleeveless white shirt and black boxers as we cue into Master Roshi's Room and see Good Launch preparing herself for sleep as Bad Launch decided to give her Alternative Personality a turn with her body since she was practically dormant the whole day.

"Uh, yeah, just a minute." An embarrassed Good Launch says while wearing a long-sleeved orange shirt with a purple bra and panties underneath as she put away her dirty clothes into her suitcase before turning around to walk over to the bed as the Blue-Haired Girl crawled into it and making sure to cover herself with her sheets as she pulled back her hair. "Okay, you can come in." Good Launch says as Ramji opened the door and walked in with the Blue-Haired Girl looking away shyly at seeing a man in his underwear as Bad Launch whistled loudly in her mind, impressed with Ramji's physique as Good Launch shushed her.

"Goodnight, Launch," Ramji says politely while getting down to sleep on the floor with Good Launch being surprised that he wasn't even asking her to give him a pillow as she looks down at him sympathetically, feeling bad that she was sleeping on a comfy bed while he was sleeping on the hardwood floor as an idea popped into her head and Good Launch glanced down at Ramji.

"H-Hey, Ramji?"

"Yeah?"

"I-If you want, you can come up here and sleep with me." Good Launch says, surprising Ramji as he glanced up at the Blue-Haired Beauty.

"Wait, what? Really? Won't that make you uncomfortable?" Ramji asked as Good Launch blushed lightly.

"M-Maybe yeah, but you did save me earlier. This could be a way for me to repay you. Besides, I can't sleep knowing that you will be sleeping on the hardwood floor all night. You could crack your back that way." Good Launch says as Ramji stared at her in shock for a few minutes before nodding and stood up from the floor as a blushing Good Launch pulled up her sheets, and Ramji blushed heavily at the sight of her half-naked body but was able to control his sexual drive well-enough to not take her right there and now as Ramji crawled onto the bed.

"O-Okay, then, thanks for allowing me to sleep with you. Goodnight, Launch."

"Goodnight, Ramji," Good Launch says while turning around and closing her eyes with a blush on her face as Ramji turned around to not face her and blushed heavily as the Hormonal Teenagers slowly but surely went to sleep.

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And done! I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter, and I can't wait to write the next one. Anyway, before I go, here's the Power Level for everyone:

1. Son Ramji: 20 [Without using his Demon Magic] 35 [Using his First Seal: Elasticity]

2. Son Goku: 10

3. Blizzard: 25

4. Basil: 15

5. Thong: 2

6. Master Roshi: 80

7. Krillin: 8

8. Good Launch: 5

9. Bad Launch: 25

10. Police Force: 5

That's all, folks. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.