You read that right: our favorite galaxy of irrelevance has gone full Broadway-style! In this unprecedented, unexpected special event, we see exactly how this beloved genre of theater is handled by our Jedi heroes and other beloved weirdos. What drama awaits? What kind of songs will be sung? You may very well be surprised by what's in store!

Readers POV: Your day has been pretty good. Got work done, and no one has asked you about the two fugitives on the loose. You decide to take a walk, and to your shock, you stumble upon those very fugitives. Or rather, they stumble onto you...

Yes! A poorly written cheap Star Wars parody in which I replace all those wonderful characters with my own! And those of my friends. Slight story changes, just to help it make more sense. Enjoy!