Poor Alice. As if it wasn't bad enough being a bunny and a closeted lesbian, now Maureen wants her help taking pictures of her for Hef's photoshoot. Will Alice be able to keep her cool? one-shot drabble.

Begins right after the scene in the pilot where Hef tells Billy over the phone that he can't fire Carol-Lynne. She appears in the doorway of Billy's office to rub it in, and then it goes a little AU from there.