Back in the Cyberpunk 2077 chapter, I mentioned that RedHood123 suggested a story about the Woodland Critters for my random series, so here you go.


Squirrely got his laptop ready.

"Everybody, I had an email from the authors, suggesting we react to three SpongeBob videos!" He called.

The other critters came into the room.

"SpongeBob?" Beary asked. "That show went downhill these days."

"Patrick especially." Mousey agreed. "He's been overly flanderized."

"Let's just check out the videos." Beavery spoke out.

The first video they watched was SpongeBob Cave Eaten Alive.

(After the video.)

"That was spooky." Raccoony spoke out.

"I know." Porcupiney agreed. "SpongeBob looked like he had a bad day."

"Well, let's check out the next video, Patrick Gets In Shape." Woodpeckery suggested.

(After the video.)

"The animation was the same as the last one." Chickadee-y pointed out. "But scary nonetheless."

"Only one video to go." Rabbity added. "Plankton Knows."

(After the video.)

"Another one bites the dust." Deery sighed. "Let's go to bed."

Everyone went to bed, and had nightmares of the SpongeBob videos. The next morning, Hugo and Rita visited the Woodland Critter woods.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Rita asked. "You all look very scared."

"And you sounded tired and scared on the phone." Hugo added.

"We saw three scary SpongeBob videos." Squirrely replied.

To calm down the Critters, Hugo and Rita started singing Happy by Pharrell Williams.

It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care baby by the way

Huh, because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Here come bad news, talking this and that
(Yeah) Well, give me all you got, and don't hold it back
(Yeah) Well, I should probably warn you I'll be just fine
(Yeah) No offense to you, don't waste your time
Here's why

Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Hey, go, uh (happy)
Bring me down, can't nothin' (happy)
Bring me down
My level's too high (happy), to bring me down
Can't nothin' (happy), bring me down
I said (let me tell you now) uh
Bring me down, can't nothin'
Bring me down
My level's too high to bring me down
Can't nothin' bring me down
I said

Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Hey, go, uh
Bring me down, can't nothin'
Bring me down
My level's too high to bring me down
Can't nothin' bring me down
I said

Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you, eh eh eh
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you, uh hey
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do, huh come on.

"Thanks for that, y'all." Squirrely replied.

"Yeah, we all feel better now." Rabbity agreed.

"You might as well be our guardian angels." Skunky agreed.

The primate and fox were flattered.


See you all in the next chapter.