A/N: Cath doesn't do much in this chapter.
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On the rooftop of Cody's penthouse, Splinter was humming as he approached a small garden with a potted bamboo plant. He put it down near the end of the garden, before he spotted Raph standing on the edge of the roof, before he approached his son.
"Raphael, what troubles you, my son?" Splinter asked, jumping up beside him.
Raph sighed and lowered his head.
"Ahh. We're in the future, there's this whole new city out there to explore, and the guys just wanna sit on their butts in the penthouse." he said, turning to Splinter as several cars hovered over the penthouse.
"Yes, but remember, one must also make time to explore the landscape within." Splinter reasoned.
"Master Splinter, we can go out in broad daylight..." Raph said, turning fully around. "...and for the first time, no one wants to put us in a cage or dissert us. What are you doing up here anyway?"
Splinter turned around and motioned to the garden, getting Raph to turn to it, seeing the plants in it.
"I am cultivating a rooftop garden." Splinter explained. "A place of serenity and peace."
A loud blaring horn made Splinter groan and flinch, then they both turned as they heard a bell chiming, before they saw a futuristic advertising blimp coming up. It had a large wrestling looking balloon in from of it, with neon/jumbotron signs on the sides and front, which flashed the words 'Slam-a-thon LVII GWF'.
"The Galactic Wrestling Federation presents the 57th Slam-A-Thon!" said an announcer.
Smoke came over the words, before the jumbotrons showed a wrestling stadium.
A African male wrestler fell onto the floor of the ring, before a grey-skinned alien wrestler called Crusher stood over him, holding his fists up.
"See all your favorite wrestlers battle it out for..."
A blue-skinned alien wrestler, wearing red and with orange mohawk hair called Piledriver knocked another wrestler against powered up electric ropes around the ring.
"...the title in a cage match finale."
Piledriver turned and held his fists up as the bell chimed. A green skinned alien held up a wrestling championship belt.
"This championship belt is what it's all about!" the announcer said, who was a man with auburn hair. "Tonight at Madison Square Garden!"
Raph held his mouth open in shock and awe, with his tongue out.
"Ho-ho!" he said, punching his fist. "I'm there!"
He grinned happily, since for the first time since they'd arrived, he'd found something he might like about the future.
Inside the penthouse, the other Turtles were all in the sitting room. Donnie sat on the floor with some electronics, as they needed fixing, while Leo and Elisa stared out of a window, while Cath sat on a couch, reading a holographic medical book.
"AHH!" Mikey screamed, getting thrown across the room.
He crashed into a stand, which knocked over a vase, which bounced off his head and smashed on the floor. He pulled himself up, as Cody held up his fists, as he'd been the one to throw him across the room.
"How was that, Mikey?" Cody asked.
"Uh!" Mikey moaned, rubbing his head, as Leo and Elisa stared at him. "I think you're getting the hang of the winged monkey style, Cody."
"There's no such thing as winged monkey style." Leo said annoyed, folding his arms. "That was a basic hip throw. Just remember, keep your arms straight on the release."
Cody came over to them all.
"Quit playing backseat Sensei, Leo." Mikey said, as Serling approached them.
"Um, he is." Elisa argued annoyed. "And he's right, there's no such thing as winged monkey style. Where'd you get that name from; one of your comic books or something?"
"Shut up?" Mikey asked annoyed, before he turned to Cody. "Just keep that arm straight?"
He winked, as Serling began to clean up the vase.
"Don't you have a state-of-the-art dojo for this kind of rough housing?" he asked, lifting up the stand.
"Upgrading as we speak." Donnie said, holding up a electronic part, before he held a high-tech screw to it. "The battle bots need a little toughening up. Raph took down half a dozen before breakfast."
"Partly because he doesn't have to hold back since their robots." Cath added, turning a page.
"By teaching Master Cody how to fight are you not encouraging him to put himself in danger?" Serling asked annoyed.
"Chill out, lug-nuts? We're teaching Cody the art of self-defence so he can get himself out of trouble." Mikey explained.
"Yeah. Due to what's out there, he needs to learn to protect himself." Elisa reasoned.
"Still, it's trouble that you hooligans will no doubt get him into." Serling said, walking over to a knocked over table with a smashed lamp on the floor. "Uh. How many more antiques must be sacrificed for the art of self-defense?"
He picked up the lamp and turned to them all.
"Oh, hey, Mikey, I gotta show you something." Cody said.
He walked past Mikey and out of the room, who looked puzzled, when Raph came in happily.
"Guys, you won't believe what I just saw." he said. "We have to go, now!"
Donnie and Cath both got up as all five Turtles stared at him.
"Huh?" Donnie muttered.
"What?" Cath said.
"What is it?" Mikey asked.
"Is Viral back?" Leo asked.
"What'd you see?" Elisa asked.
"Pro wrestling! There's a tournament tonight!" Raph explained.
Donnie and Cath mumbled as they both sat back down, returning to what they were doing, while Leo folded his arms, as Mikey turned to him and Elisa.
"Come on, guys. Sitting in the stands at a real-life pro wrestling match is something I dreamed about my whole life." Raph said. "We can all go, and we don't even have to wear disguises."
"Or we could just stay here and watch it on 3D holovision." Leo said, pointing at it.
"Not me!" Cath said harshly. "I hate wrestling."
"Are you kidding me? Just once don't you actually wanna be there?" Raph said, wrapping his arm around Leo. "Think about it; the sights, the sounds..." He rubbed Leo's ear area, annoying him. "...the smells of crazy wrestling madness all over everything."
"Or we could stay here and watch it on 3D holovision." Donnie said, tinkering with a cylinder device.
"And Raph, like I said, count me out." Cath said.
Raph turned around to Mikey as Elisa folded her arms.
"Mikey. Mikey. I know you wanna go. Think about it. Two highly trained athlete engaged in a mano a mano battle to the finish." Raph said, holding his fists up.
"A totally fake battle, though I bet they know the winged monkey technique." Mikey reasoned.
"Did I mention hot dogs?" Raph said. "Greasy cheese nachos, root beer?"
"I'm there, dude." Mikey said.
Cody came back in, holding a remote.
"Hey, Mikey, check it out?" he asked.
He pressed a button on the remote, bringing up a hologram of a game called Helix, which shot holographic lasers all over, with three alien like creatures behind the word. One was creamed skinned with red armor and sharp teeth, while the other two were blue armored with orange spikes on.
"It's called Helix, the hottest video game on the market." Cody explained.
"Ooh." Mikey said, his eyes turning into hypnotized whirls. "Whoa. Whoa."
Raph cleared his throat, snapping him out of his trance as he shook his head.
"Play the awesome game, or watch the fake sweaty wrestlers?" Mikey said. "Play the awesome game, or watch the fake sweaty wrestlers? I'm going with the game."
He laughed as he approached it.
"Fine. I'll see you later, losers." Raph said, walking off.
Splinter entered the room and approached Cody, Leo, Elisa and Serling.
"Perhaps one you should go keep him out of trouble." Splinter advised.
"But the dojo!" Donnie said.
"The game." Mikey said dreamily.
"I've never liked wrestling." Cath said.
"I'll go." Leo said.
"So will I, just in case." Elisa said. "You know what they say, two heads are better than one."
"Good idea." Leo said. "You can clam Raph down the best after all."
"Here! You guys better take some money." Cody said.
He tossed Leo a thumb shaped device, which looked like a memory stick, which Leo caught.
"Money?" he questioned.
"So different from our time." Elisa noted.
That night, at the rear gate of Madison Square Garden, the rear gate door to a building called NMSG had been pulled off, as the words 'Security breached' flashed above it.
Inside, a three-headed muscular alien called Triple-Threat walked towards a door with the words 'Training room' above it. His body was green, wearing a brown wrestling outfit, had four fingers on each hand, while his three heads were different colors. The first was red, with yellow eyes and purple hair, and had a skull like pattern over his face, the middle was a teal green color, was the smallest, had only one eye, and a big nose near it, while the third head was yellow and the largest, with only one orange eye - as the other had been knocked out - a weird jaw. He peeked inside the room, seeing Piledriver and Crusher circling each other in a training ring, while being watched by another man.
"I can't wait to pound these gutless cowards into paste!" Red declared, as he turned around.
"Stick to the plan." Teal said sternly.
"Paste is sticky." Yellow said, before he laughed.
"Hey, wrestlers only!" came a voice.
Triple-Threat turned and saw a Human guard approaching him with a flashlight.
"What are you guys doing back here?" he asked, stopping before he gasped. "Oh, no! It's you!"
Triple-Threat laughed with all three heads as he approached the guard, then Red cracked his head, followed by Teal and Yellow.
"Looks like we get to warm up before the main event." Red said.
He laughed as the guard backed away nervously.
A little later, the advertising blimp went over Madison Square Garden, which still showed the wrestling.
"Come one, come all to Slam-A-Thon fifty-seven where it's at in wrestling!" said the announcer. "Tonight at Madison Square Garden!"
Small fireworks shot up from the NMSG building, as Leo, Raph, Elisa and several Humans and aliens all approached the building.
"Whoa." Leo said amazed, as the Turtles stopped.
"Okay, I admit, pretty impressive fireworks." Elisa admitted.
"Nah. I liked the old garden better." Raph said.
They all walked towards a ticket booth an alien stood by, as a few robots flew by.
"Programs, get your programs." they said.
The alien turned and walked off, as the Turtles approached the booth, which showed another robot behind it.
"Three for the Slam-A-Thon, please?" Raph asked.
Leo handed the robot the money stick, who took it and put it in a machine, which rang up their purchase, before it picked up the stick.
"Enjoy the show." it said, as three tickets came out of its chest.
It grabbed the tickets and handed them to the Turtles, who took one each, while Leo also took the stick.
"Oh, man." Raph said, as they turned left. "This is gonna be so awesome. Like the coolest thing ever."
They walked towards a robot standing near some stairs, before they turned and walked down them.
"I'm talking the absolute best." Raph said.
A little later however, he found out he was wrong, as he sat with his arms folded in the stands, with Leo and Elisa both on his left, the crowd all being silent. The only movement being lights going around the ring, with holographic letters 'GWF' above it.
"This is lame. No shouting, no foam fingers, no rally pals – what is up with that?" Raph asked annoyed.
"I guess the future isn't big on souvenirs." Leo said.
"And as for the none shouting, maybe they don't do it 'til after the wrestlers show up, bro." Elisa suggested.
Raph sighed and turned right, seeing a four-armed alien snack vendor coming over with food.
"Uh. Well, at least they're still big on snacks." he reasoned, as the alien gave some food out. "Yo!"
He whistled with his fingers, before the alien turned around and came over to him.
"Yes, sir?" the alien asked.
"Gimme three hot dogs with ketchup and onions and a root beer?" Raph asked.
"I'm afraid I don't have any of those things, whatever they are." the alien said confused.
"All right. Gimme a pretzel with mustard?" Raph asked.
"Ah, pretzel?" the alien questioned, scratching his head.
"O-kay. How about some nachos?" Raph asked. "Ice cream? Cotton candy? Peanuts? Popcorn?"
The alien stilled look confused.
"Gum, you got a lousy stick of gum?" Raph asked.
"Would you like a fish sickle?" the alien asked, taking out a small octopus-fish thing wrapped around a stick.
"Ugh." Raph yelped disgusted.
Leo and Elisa flinched with disgust.
"Just forget it." Raph said, pushing it away.
The alien turned around and walked off, as Leo and Elisa stared at Raph.
"No junk food, no overpriced souvenirs. The future'd better step up." he said.
"Maybe we should've asked Cody what food they sell here before we left?" Elisa suggested.
"Very funny." Raph sighed annoyed.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats and get ready for Slam-A-Thon fifty-seven!" said the announcer, who sat in a booth above the ring, holding a green futuristic microphone.
Everyone began clapping their hands.
"All right! Yeah!" Raph whooped, holding his fist up, before he got up. "It's time to get it on!"
The audience all turned to him, looking annoyed and with dirty looks.
"Let's do this!" Raph whooped.
Leo and Elisa both flinched as they looked at him.
"I don't think they like what you're doing, bro." Elisa hissed quietly.
Raph groaned slightly and sat back down, before the hologram above the ring exploded.
"And now hovering into the ring wearing the world championship belt, it's the Piledriver..." the announcer said.
Piledriver got lowered down towards the ring on a hover-ring.
"...and our challenger, the compelling Crusher!" the announcer said, as Crusher got lowered down on a hover-ring.
They jumped off their hover-rings and into the ring, as most of the audience clapped, expect for the Turtles and a few more.
"Ha-ha! Let's go, Piledriver! You can take that punk!" Raph cheered, getting up.
"Shh!" a man hissed, a finger to his lips.
"Looks like they don't cheer the way we used too." Leo said.
"Are you kidding me?" Raph asked quietly. "This is a wrestling match."
"Do you hear anyone cheering around here?" Elisa asked.
"Man, what is wrong with the future?" Raph said annoyed.
The bell dinged, then the audience began to clap.
"All right, the match is beginning." said the announcer. "Are you ready for your pulse to start pounding?"
"Finally, some action." Raph said hopefully.
Crusher and Piledriver began to circle each other in the ring, as hovering cameras recording them.
"It's a classic Loonyan opening. They're both plotting their strategy." the announcer said. "The Piledriver moves to control the center of the ring, while the Crusher circles, looking for his opening. The Piledriver waiting calmly for the Crusher to make his first move, but the Crusher doesn't seem to be in any hurry."
Raph closed his mouth slightly, finding this boring, as Crusher growled and moved forward slightly.
"The Crusher is trying to draw the Piledriver off balance." the announcer said, as Raph folded his arms and looked around. "The tension here in the arena is unbearable."
Raph turned and saw a alien man drinking from a straw.
"Boring." he said loudly.
Several people around him looked annoyed, the man in front of him facepalming himself, before he got up.
"Where are you going, Raph?" Leo asked.
"I'm gonna spice things up, show 'em what a real pro wrestling match is." Raph replied, punching his fist.
"Uh, I don't think that's a good idea." Leo said.
"Same here. You could get into trouble for this, Raph." Elisa reasoned.
Raph ignored them both and stormed down towards the ring.
"Okay, not even I could get through to him." Elisa said. "He must be serious."
Raph walked over to the ring in a huff.
"Come on, Piledriver. You call that wrestling?" he said. "Show him what you got. Hey, Cushy, you're a bum. I seen more slam in a car door."
Leo and Elisa both came up behind him and grabbed his arms, as several members of the audience turned to them.
"Let's sit back down, Raph." Leo said. "I'll buy you a fish sickle."
"I'm sure it'll better in time." Elisa assured.
Raph pulled away from them both and approached the ring.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm. It appears some sort of lizard man is approaching the ring." the announcer said.
"Hey, I can take both of you losers with one hand tied behind my shell." Raph said.
Several of the audience gasped as Crusher and Piledriver both turned to him, then to each other and shrugged.
"Somebody throw a chair or something?" Raph said, turning to the crowd. "This is the worst wrestling match I've ever seen."
Elisa facepalmed herself and shook her head.
"Raph, you're acting worse than Mikey here." she muttered.
Leo turned to her as she lowered her hand.
"He is." she said.
A section of bleachers was suddenly thrown towards the ring, barely missing Crusher.
"Ah!" several people gasped.
"Huh?" Raph muttered, turning around.
Leo and Elisa both turned to each other.
"Where'd that come from?" Elisa wondered, as they looked around.
"I...have no idea." Leo admitted.
Crusher and Piledriver both turned as Triple-Threat ran down towards the ring, before he jumped into it, landing near them both, making them move away.
"Hey, sports fans, I'm back." Teal said, as he held the arms up.
"And I wanna put the hurt on someone." Red said savagely.
"Hurt the dirt, a shirt and a giraffe." Yellow joked, before he laughed.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't believe it. Unless my eyes deceive me, Triple-Threat has entered the ring." the announcer gasped. "He was forever banned from wrestling for using excessive force, but he vowed one day he would return for his belt!"
Triple-Threat held up his muscles as Raph stared at him.
"Oh, ho! It's all part of the show." he assumed happily, touching the rope. "Now we're talking."
"You've heard that two heads are better than one?" Teal inquired.
"Well, three heads are gonna smash your spines!" Red growled.
Yellow laughed as their body grabbed Crusher and began twirling him around above the body, before it slammed Crusher onto the floor of the ring, out cold.
"Yeah! Lay the smack down!" Raph cheered.
"Oh, dear me, that was a spinning gorilla pressed power slam. Outlawed on over twenty planets." the announcer said.
Triple-Threat lifted Crusher up and dropped him down over his knee.
"OH!" Crusher moaned.
"Ooh. An inverted gut buster drop. I think I'm gonna be sick." the announcer said, putting two fingers to his lips.
Triple-Threat turned around and threw Crusher out of the ring, who hit the floor near the bottom of the stands.
"Uh!" he moaned.
The audience all got up and began to run off scared, expect for the Turtles.
"Whoa, follow through." Raph said speechless, as his siblings came up behind him.
"Are you sure this is part of the show?" Leo asked.
"Course, it is. What sucker's gonna pay for that dance recital they were doing before?" Raph asked.
Leo and Elisa both turned around and saw everyone running out towards the doors.
"Uh, I don't think this is part of the show." Elisa said.
"Neither do I." Leo agreed.
"The audience is fleeing the arena, terrified by the brutality." the announcer said frantically.
(The city)
Neon signs all over the city showed Triple-Threat's heads, some with only one, others all three.
"But rest assured, we'll continue to broadcast to our world-wide audience."
(The ring)
Piledriver began backing away from Triple-Threat, who turned around to him.
"And where are you going?" Teal asked.
"You don't wanna miss your turn." Red sneered.
Piledriver turned around and began to run away screaming, when Triple-Threat came after him.
"Can I keep his spline?" Yellow asked, as Piledriver began to climb over the rope.
Yellow laughed as the body grabbed Piledriver, then turned around and held him up.
"AHHH!" Piledriver screamed, as Triple-Threat threw him away.
He hit the rope on the other end of the ring, which slingshot him back towards Triple-Threat.
"One." Teal said.
"It looks like he's gonna give the Piledriver the triple play." the announcer said.
Piledriver banged against another rope, which shot him away across the ring.
"Two!" Red said.
Piledriver shot towards Triple-Threat, who grabbed him, before he spun around and threw Piledriver away.
"Three!" Yellow said, before Piledriver crashed into the stands, as the rest of the crowd ran off. "You're out."
He laughed as the body held his left fist up.
"Never in all my years have I seen such brazen contempt for the rules of professional wrestling. Shameful." the announcer said, shaking his head.
(Outside)
The people all began to run away from the building scared.
"Ah!" a man screamed.
"Run!" another yelled. "Come on?!"
"Oh, my gosh!" a third cried.
(Inside)
Triple-Threat stared at one of the floating cameras.
"I am the greatest wrestler in the universe!" Teal declared, punching the body's arms out.
"Yeah, he's good, but I've seen better." Raph said smugly.
"You got something to say, green bean?" Red snarled, as the body turned around. "Say it in here?"
Raph laughed, making Elisa turn to him, before he grabbed the rope.
"Whoa. What the shell are you doing?" Leo demanded.
"Showing 'em how it's done, bro." Raph said.
"Raph, I don't think that's a good idea." Elisa said, touching his arm. "This guy doesn't look like he's putting on a show."
"Ha, doesn't look that way to me, sis." Raph said.
"Elisa's right, I think this guy's for real." Leo said.
"Just relax and enjoy the show." Raph said.
He began to climb into the ring as Elisa sighed and shook his head.
"Why won't he just listen?" she mumbled.
Triple-Threat threw the bencher out of the ring, as Raph jumped into it, before he approached Raph.
"Just a moment. It seems the salamander man has entered the ring." the announcer said.
"Great entrance, Triple-Threat. Let's put on a good show." Raph said.
"Huh?" Triple-Threat muttered, his heads all turning to each other.
Red growled as the body came towards Raph, before he grabbed Raph and fell onto his back, slamming Raph headfirst into the mat.
"Ouch." Elisa said, flinching.
"Ooh, the scoop brain buster, banned in 2044." the announcer said.
Triple-Threat rolled over and got up, as Raph sat up and rubbed his head.
"Take it easy, big guy. Let's make this last." Raph said, opening his eyes. "Oh!"
Triple-Threat grabbed him by the head, then twirled him around, before he threw him towards one of the ropes.
"AH!" he yelped, hitting it.
It slingshot him back towards Triple-Threat, who held his left arm out, which Raph hit his stomach against.
"UH!" he moaned, falling onto his shell.
Leo flinched and closed his eyes, as Elisa covered hers with her hands.
"Wow, a round trip clothesline. Looks like the frog man is in trouble." the announcer said.
Elisa lowered her hands as Leo opened his eyes.
"Okay, I think this Triple-Threat is playing for keeps." Elisa said. "Not to mention he's fighting way too dirty."
"I think I can see why he was banned." Leo said.
Raph moaned as Triple-Threat ran towards one of the corners of the ring.
"Oh, ugh!" Raph moaned, rubbing his head.
Triple-Threat climbed onto the corner stand, before he turned around, then he jumped and dived towards Raph, who turned onto his shell and looked up.
"OH!" he moaned, as Triple-Threat landed his left knee on his chest.
"Ooh, guillotine leg drop!" the announcer said.
"Raph, you gotta get outta there!" Leo said, climbing into the ring.
"Yeah, this guy's gonna squash you flat!" Elisa said.
She climbed in after Leo, as Triple Threat turned to them.
"Hey, this aint' a tag-team match!" Red roared.
The body whacked Leo away with his right arm, sending him flying away out of the ring, making Elisa stop and turn.
"Leo!" she cried, before he crashed into the stands.
"Uh!" Leo moaned.
"And also, no girls allowed!" Red growled.
Elisa turned around to Triple-Threat, who grabbed her by the shoulder with his right hand, before he punched her with his left.
"AHHH!" she yelled, before she hit the end of the stands. "Uh!"
She rolled onto her chest and fell unconscious.
Triple-Threat approached one of the corner's of the ring, before he slammed his hand onto a button on it. The dual ropes split open and retracted away into the corners.
"Insanity! Triple-Threat is raising the Zenon field barricade!" the announcer said, as the corners rose up.
Red lasers came out of the corners, turning it into a cage match, which covered the whole ring, trapping Triple-Threat and Raph inside.
"You just stepped into a world of pain." Red said.
"Oh, ugh! Okay, maybe this wasn't such a good idea." Raph said, touching his head as he sat up.
Triple-Threat growled as he leaned down to pick Raph up.
"Uh-oh, Triple Threat has his opponent cornered." the announcer said.
Raph growled before he turned around and jumped up, landing in the corner of the cage, making Triple-Threat look up, as he turned around and perched himself down.
"Too slow, bobbleheads." he said.
"Here, kitty, kitty." Yellow dared.
Triple-Threat moved to grab Raph, but missed as he jumped away, then he began sideways handspringing over his heads, before he kicked his feet against Red's.
"The alligator man is working the barricade..." the announcer said, as Raph boosted away.
He landed on his hands on the mat, then flipped over to the opposite corner, landing perched down.
"...fleeing like some kind of monkey!" the announcer explained.
"Are you blind? I'm a turtle!" Raph said annoyed, turning around.
Triple-Threat came towards him, as Leo sat up from his place in the stands, before he ran over to the end of the cage.
"Use your Sai, Raph!" he called.
Raph jumped and somersaulted over Triple-Threat as he got close to him.
"No way." he said, kicking his back.
He boosted away and landed in another corner.
"That's against the rules." he said. "Only bad guys cheat at wrestling!"
"The toad creature has honor, and it might cost him." the announcer said.
Raph began bouncing around the ring, as Triple-Threat tried to grab him.
Elisa got up slightly and shook her head, before she turned and ran over to Leo.
"Raph, I don't think three-head over there's gonna play nice!" she yelled. "He's fighting dirty."
"Ha, but he's a cheater, unlike me." Raph said.
Triple-Threat began to approach him with his arms stretched out like a zombie.
"Quit wasting time with him. We gotta do the job before the cops get here." Teal said sternly.
"Okay, okay." Red said annoyed. "One more throw."
Raph jumped up, before Triple-Threat grabbed him by the ankle, as he put his hands in one of the corners of the ring.
"Okay, let's be bad guys!" Raph growled, turning around.
Leo took out one of his swords as Elisa turned to him.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm gonna help. I'm coming, Raph." Leo said.
He powered up his sword and sliced off one of the corners of the ring, turning the cage off.
"What's this? Another gecko man is entering the ring." the announcer said.
Leo jumped and flipped forward, landing in the ring, before he charged at Triple-Threat.
"Put him down!" he demanded.
"Whatever you say!" Red snarled.
Triple-Threat spun around and threw Raph at Leo.
"Ah!" he moaned.
They both went flying away, making Elisa duck to avoid them, before they both hit the stands near each other.
"OH!" they moaned.
"Oh! A double alley-oop, over and out!" the announcer said.
Triple-Threat began to approach Piledriver, when Elisa jumped into the ring angrily.
"You're gonna pay for that!" she snarled.
"Huh?" Red muttered, as Triple-Threat's body turned around.
"Now what's this? A third gecko man is entering the ring." the announcer said.
"Hey, we're Turtles, Mr., and I'm a girl!" Elisa roared angrily. "Get it-"
Triple-Threat grabbed her by the left forearm, then he spun around and threw her away, sending her flying, before she hit the stands near her brothers.
"OH!" she moaned.
"Oh! The arm-wringer spin move!" the announcer said. "That's gotta hurt the little gecko girl."
Triple-Threat moved towards Piledriver, who looked phased.
"Now to take back what's rightfully mine!" Red declared, as the body snatched the championship belt from Piledriver.
He held it up as Yellow laughed.
"Ha, ha, yay! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" he laughed.
The body wrapped the belt around his waist.
"You are pretenders, but I am the champion!" Red declared.
"And now to get the other thing we came for." Teal said.
"A fish sickle?" Yellow joked.
He laughed as the body turned and ran towards a door, passing by the stand area the Turtles were in. The body entered the reception area, before a robot looked up from behind a ticket booth, before it stopped and pointed at the robot.
"We're here for some payback." Teal said.
"And for some back pay!" Red growled.
"The Galactic Wrestling Federation owes us for kicking us out." Teal said.
The body punched the glass open, making the robot run off, before the body grabbed and ripped open the register.
"I'm gonna buy a pony." Yellow joked, as the body walked off.
In the ring, the three Turtles all lay knocked out in the stands.
"Team green is down for the count. The plucky newcomers were no match for tyranny of Triple-Threat." the announcer said.
The Turtles all moaned as they woke up, before they got up.
"When are we allowed to say 'We told you not to get in the ring'?" Leo asked.
"Never." Raph said.
"Never? Raph, that three-headed creep kicked our shells, without honor." Elisa argued. "He clearly wasn't part of the show."
An alarm went off before they could continue.
"What's that noise?" Raph asked.
"Sounds like a burglar alarm." Leo said.
"He's robbing the joint too." Raph said. "Oh, we gotta stop him."
He began to run off, before he jumped out of the stands and down the hallway.
"Raph, are you kidding?" Leo asked. "Like Elisa said, he just kicked our shells."
He and Elisa jumped down and began to run after Raph.
"Yeah, and now he's got me mad." Raph said.
"Oh, great, just great." Elisa grumbled sarcastically.
"Wait a minute! Looks like they're taking it to the streets, wrestling fans, and we're gonna follow the action." the announcer said.
He turned around and ran out of the booth.
The Turtles all ran through the building, before they left it, seeing Triple-Threat sitting in a wheel-shaped vehicle called a Steel Wheel, with its steering device resembling a bike pedal.
"Don't these punks know when to quit?" Teal said annoyed.
The body pressed a button, before the Steel Wheel revved up and raced down the road. The Turtles stopped by the end of it and turned to the Steel Wheel, before Raph turned around, seeing a taxi coming towards them, before he whistled with his fingers.
"Yo, taxi!" he called.
The taxi pulled over near them, before they all piled into the back.
"Follow that...big...wheel!" Raph said.
"But that's Triple-Threat?" the driver said, who was a brown-skinned alien.
"We're very big tippers." Leo said.
"We promise, you won't regret it." Elisa assured.
The driver hit the pedal and began racing after the Steel Wheel, the wheel resembling plane controls, just as the announcer came towards them, with one of his cameras floating nearby.
"Hey, wait for me?" he called, before he stopped. "Taxi! Taxi!"
Another taxi pulled up beside him, before he hopped in, then it raced after the first.
Triple-Threat raced his Steel Wheel along a highway road, knocking several cars aside, making them crash slightly against the edge, as the first taxi chased it. Yellow laughed insanely, as the taxi got closer to the Steel Wheel.
"Pull up alongside." Raph said.
The taxi pulled up alongside the Steel Wheel, then Raph got out and climbed onto the roof.
"You don't give up, do you, greenie?" Teal spat.
"Never!" Raph said.
He jumped and took out his Sais, somersaulting forward, before he landed on the Steel Wheel's controls. His right Sai powered up as he spun it around, then slammed it into the controls.
"WHOO!" Triple-Threat yelped.
Raph jumped off the Steel Wheel and landed crouched down, as it raced away and crashed against a building. Triple-Threat got off the Steel Wheel and moaned, touching Yellow's head.
"Yoohoo… time for a rematch!" Raph said.
Triple-Threat held up his fists while staring at Raph.
"I'm taking that belt, uglies." Raph said, cracking his knuckles.
"Come get it, little man?" Red dared, motioning with the body's fingers.
Yellow laughed crazy. "Get it." he joked.
The taxi with the announcer pulled over on the scene, before he got out with the floating camera.
"It's the rematch of the century! Triple-Threat versus the Turtle Terror!" he said, as a camera moved around to Triple-Threat's left. "Our cameras are online so it's time to tussle!"
Triple-Threat growled and charged at Raph, who charged back and punched his belly twice, then he ducked and jumped past him beneath his legs, but he put his left hand between them and grabbed his ankle.
"Ah!" Raph grunted.
Triple-Threat pulled him up between his legs and held him up, before he slammed Raph into a car, smashing the roof and windows.
"A suborbital suplex slam!" the announcer said.
"Next time you're down, stay down!" Red growled.
Raph moaned as he sat up.
"I'm not through with ya, head-case." he said.
He back flipped towards a advisement sign on a building, then he dived and somersaulted towards Triple-Threat in a ball.
"Cowabunga!" he shouted, hitting Triple-Threat's chest with his shell.
Triple-Threat fell down onto his back, as Raph jumped away and landed on his feet.
"Ouch!" the announcer said, as the neon monitor signs showed a slow-motion instant replay of the scene. "A supernova cannon crusher."
Raph did a stance pose as everyone in the street cheered, before he stood at ease as he looked at everyone cheering for him. The taxi with Leo and Elisa arrived and pulled over, before they both got up and looked around at the cheering crowd.
"Okay, what did we miss?" Elisa wondered.
"I have no clue." Leo shrugged.
"Thank you, thank you." Raph said.
He chuckled slightly as Triple-Threat got up, picked up the car and turned around to him, before they smashed the car on top of Raph.
"Ooh! He drove that point home!" the announcer said, as Raph tried to get out from beneath the car. "A real flat tire car-pit bomb."
"I am the king!" Red declared, as the body held its arms up. "Yeah!"
"BOOO!" the crowd booed.
Leo and Elisa both ran over to Raph, before Leo lifted the car up.
"You okay?" Leo asked.
"Uh, coulda used an air-bag." Raph moaned, as Elisa pulled him away from the car. "Come on, guys, we gotta finish this, together."
He got up before all three Turtles ran towards Triple-Threat, before they stopped.
"Hey, head-case!" Raph said.
Triple-Threat turned around to them all, poised to fight, before he jumped towards them all. Leo and Raph linked their hands together, then Raph spun around while holding Leo's hands, who then kicked Triple-Threat, knocking him back.
"Oh, ho ho! The whirling feet of fury!" the announcer said, as Leo landed on his feet.
Raph turned to Elisa, who nodded, before he held his arms out, then she jumped up and kicked her feet against his shoulder, then she somersaulted towards Triple-Threat, kicking him with both feet, knocking him back.
"Oh! The dropkick of demonstration." the announcer said.
as Elisa landed on her feet near Leo.
Raph came over and nodded to them, before all three Turtles charged at Triple-Threat, before they stopped near him. Raph spun around and kicked him, followed by Leo, then Elisa, all hitting him near one of the heads, knocking him back.
"OH!" they moaned, getting dizzy.
"I see sparkles. Ha ha. Oh, pretty." Yellow said, as stars came over his eyes.
Triple-Threat fell down onto his back out cold.
"That's it! The match is over! The Turtle Terror has defeated Triple-Threat..." the announcer said, as Raph removed the belt from Triple-Threat's waist. "...and captured the Galactic Federation's championship belt!"
The crowd cheered wildly as the monitors showed Raphael holding the belt up high.
"Let's hear it for our new champion – the Turtle Terror!" the announcer said.
Leo and Elisa both turned to each other.
"Why do I have a feeling this is gonna be like Mikey winning the Battle Nexus tournament?" Elisa muttered.
"Hey, don't look at me, sis?" Leo said, shaking his head.
A Peacekeeper car and two bikes suddenly arrived on the scene, parking near Triple-Threat, before Biggles got out of the car.
"'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what's all this then?" he asked, before he approached the Turtles. "Ah, the three-headed menace that robbed the Garden. Chalk up another one for Chief Constable Biggles."
"No way, dude. Me, Ellie and Leo took him down before you even got here." Raph said.
"Did you?" Biggles inquired. "Then I suppose you're also responsible for all this damage?"
He turned around to survey the street.
"Creating a disturbance, vandalism, filming without a permit…." he said.
Raph turned to his siblings, who nodded, before they all turned and ran off, just as Biggles turned back to them, seeing them racing away in the Steel Wheel. They all turned around and waved at Biggles, who frowned, before he turned around and walked off.
"You know, I think Don's gonna go crazy over this baby." Elisa said.
"Ha, I know what you mean." Raph said.
The next morning, on the roof of the penthouse, Splinter was mediating in the garden, when Raph came towards him and sat down.
"So, Raphael, was your big night on the town as engaging as you had hoped?" Splinter asked.
"Nah, no big deal. Just a nice quiet night out with Leo and Ellie. Couple of regular guys, just taking in a regular…." Raph began.
A loud blaring horn made them both turn, seeing the advertising blimp, which showed the announcer from last night.
"The Turtle Terror stunned the wrestling universe with..." he said.
The neon signs began showing recordings of what happened, one showing Raph punching Triple-Threat, while another showed him, Leo and Elisa charging at Triple-Threat.
"...his surprise victory at Slam-A-Thon 57, taking a battle all across Times Square!"
Raph back flipped towards the advisement sign on a building, then he dived and somersaulted towards Triple-Threat in a ball.
"Turtle Terror?" Splinter inquired sternly.
"Aw, fish sickles!" Raph sighed, knowing he was in trouble.
A/N: So you can tell which of Triple-Threat's heads are speaking, I'll refer to them by colour.