After falling hard and fast, Toki learns that love can be blacker than the blackest black, times infinity. Takes place before Pre-Klok.

Dethklok gets approached with an endorsement from a Ancestry DNA company who want the band to get an Ancestry test to help sell their services. But Toki's DNA test shows something that the band isn't ready for and threatens the bands very foundation, it has to be an error... right?

Dethklok has been approached by a publisher to write biographies about themselves. how will this pan out? will it be Dethkloks most profitable venture or their biggest mistake.

Skwisgaar and Toki have a unique relationship which no one can figure out; not even them. Skwisgaar battles a demon from his past as Toki's grasp on reality slowly deteriorates. All whilst trying to write the new album. Story Archs between episodes in S1 & S2 [S/T pairing] [Trigger warnings: Self-harm, mental illness, sexual violence. VERY Mature Content!]

The conclusion to the Robot Ninjas are... series. Nathan and Charles come to a realisation.

Fic de Metalocalypse. Después de los eventos de Doomstar Requiem, la banda mas brutal del mundo ha regresado. Sin embargo, en su ausencia, otra banda de metal ha aparecido para destronarlos en fama. Ahora los miembros de Dethklok deben recuperar la posición que siempre les perteneció, antes que se haga realidad el peor de sus miedos: caer en el olvido.

Olive Axworthy was just trying to live her life, working in the morgue and staying as far away from her family as possible, but when opportunity strikes, she can't resist dropping it all for the chance to work with her favorite band. The Inner Fangirl always wins. Reverse Harem, Dethklok style. OC-centric, morally grey main, eventually Pickles/Oc

This is a character profile for my secondary Klokateer character. My first is posted to Archive of Our Own.

As morbid as it was, he just had to know… Been a while since I posted here, so I decided eh, what the heck... Trigger warnings abound...

This is a rewrite of the scene from Fox and the Hound when Tod first met Vixie... Just something really sweet... Also posted to Archive of Our Own. Rated T because Murderface says a dirty word.

Also posted to Archive of Our Own. This is kinda like a post-Doomstar kinda thing but instead of getting poisoned, Murderface basically just falls into a deep depression and this is him lamenting about things. To clarify, Murderface electing not to drink and to just remain sober is his way of punishing himself. He is a sad sober man who needs a hug. There is no comfort in this.

A belated Christmas fic. Also posted to Archive of Our Own

A parody of the Song Something Better from Muppet Treasure Island

A song parody of the song Long Ago from the Adam Sandler flick 8 Crazy Night... Crack ship: Pickles x Magnus

In the balmy Florida summer of 2017 a strange man is found wandering the streets, beaten and terrified. After he's taken in, a shocking discovery is made and the remaining members of Dethklok will be forced to confront demons lurking in their shattered band's missing seven years.

After being in foster care for so long, Melody's only distant family member, Charles Offdenson, takes her in and eventually so does the most powerful band in the world Dethklok. Will she finally be happy? Or will the past come back to haunt her?

The shackles were cold against his fevered skin but the body above his own was heavy and practically sweltering. This was originally a Harry Potter drabble that I wrote a ways back... I just reworked it for this pairing...

A rewrite of the Last Lullaby pt. 1 from Centaurworld... Basically just rewritten for the Metalocalypse universe... Enjoy the feels on me. Also posted to Deviantart (IchidoriYukei) and A03 (Sven Wolfstrom92)

"What do you like about him?" Charles retracted his hand, "Like specifically. What is it about Toki that you really like?" "Oh… Uh… Everything," Murderface lit up like a little kid on Christmas morning. (Warface - Toki x Murderface; if you don't like this pairing then don't read, don't even comment)

This was something that popped into my head after I drew Toki as a unicorn (Deviantart - IchidoriYukei). Now this is a basic concept that I might turn into a full fledged story in the future. I hope y'all like it just as much as I do.

Skwisgaar has twin siblings, Huginn and Muninn. They play in a melodic rock band, with alternative instruments. Skwisgaar hates the idea. Even worse, his brother is faster on violin than he is on guitar. Result? A duel that nearly ends existence as we know it, before the arrival of an unlikely stranger shifts the tide of battle. Rated for Metalocalypse.

Nathan tries for his GED again.

Pre-Dethklok, post Snakes 'N Barrels. Nathan's first time meeting Pickles. Could be considered an AU if you want to look at it like that. Would recommend listening to Billy Idol's Rebel Yell while reading, or really any 80s music because 80s music is great.

Sequal to Robot Ninja's are Cool. The Robot Ninja is badass in all the ways.

It was the only way he knew how to function, to appease his inner demons; by sacrificing his own health, both mental and physical. Sacrificing his well being for a moment's peace, no matter how brief. Those nights when it got bad, when his mind decided to torture him, when all he could do was think and think and remember, there was only ever one solution. Get fucking obliterated.