Remember my Tiny Toons Armageddon series? Well, if it was a game and had intro dialogues like the ones before every fight in the game (minus the story modes). Here we go.
(Plucky & Shirley)
(1)
Shirley: I'm not into you, Plucky!
Plucky: Who would be a better option?! Furrball?!
Shirley: Furrball? Where did you get that idea from?!
(2)
Plucky: So what have you been up to, Shirls?
Shirley: Training with my aura to break bones.
Plucky: Well, that's a dissuade if I've ever heard one.
(Furrball & Buster)
(1)
Furrball: Face it, you've always preferred the others more than me!
Buster: That's not true at all, Furrball!
Furrball: Then why haven't we hung out as much?
(2)
Buster: Look how much you've adapted to the apocalypse.
Furrball: Let's see how popular you are when I auction your remains!
Buster: Wow, you really have gone feral.
(Babs & Fifi)
(1)
Fifi: Mon odor 'as gotten stronger, Babs.
Babs: My siblings have become bloodthirsty.
Fifi: And does your mozher know?
(2)
Babs: Did you manage to find your skunk hunk yet, Fifi?
Fifi: Not among all zhese 'amster minions!
Babs: You always were picky. No offence.
(Dizzy & Hamton)
(1)
Dizzy: Dizzy full from latest meal.
Hamton: You've been eating Hamister's minions!
Dizzy: They unique meal!
(2)
Hamton: You've been slobbering more than usual, Dizzy.
Dizzy: Dizzy getting full from minions.
Hamton: Gluttonous as always.
(Fowlmouth & Little Beeper)
(1)
Fowlmouth: I hear Calamity is huntin' ya down.
Little Beeper: I'm going to make amends with him if it kills me!
Fowlmouth: Who would kill ya? The minions, Hamister, or Calamity?
(2)
Little Beeper: Don't stand in my way, Fowlmouth!
Fowlmouth: Ya don't care that Calamity wants ya dead?
Little Beeper: You upset that Shirley still isn't into you?
(Calamity & Montana Max)
(1)
Calamity: Let's see who has the better suit.
Montana: My suit was expensive, Calamity!
Calamtiy: Well my suit was built by hand, Monty.
(2)
Montana: You don't have the brawns to win, Calamity!
Calamity: I do have the brains.
Montana: I'll have your brain melted!
Those are some I've done for now. I might do more in the future with more characters. See ya.