Chapter 13: Ouija:

Nigel's POV:

I'm terribly sorry but for some reasohn, we all agreed to Mikoh's 'Monster Movie Night' and it is the most ridiculous thing one has evah seen. Honestly, feeling feaaar is ah waste of time and one dane't caaare for it. The movie is 'Vampires from Planet X' and it is daft. then the director entered the roohm.

"I'm sorry to interrupt," the Director stops to butchah at the movie, "oh, I love this one. Anyway, Agent Morris needs help and not even her team is available, anyone..."

"I'll jolly well goh," One said, "anything to mustah awah mwah mwah sweetie this nonsense."

. . .

Morris and one aaarrived at ah baaarmy hice. One walked in, but One noticed she froze Absolutely top hole - I have to say.

"Are you afraid," I asked.

"This house... just seems familiar."

"Well, try to shoh some backbone." We then entered. But there was something baaarmy, words that seay, 'Hi Daaarrrling.' "That's baaarmy."

"It can't be," says Morris.

"One is sure it's fie ah prank."

"I don't suppose you can summon one of your creatures?"

"Bettah ideah, you, one's old bean, tell myself what the missiohn is."

"We have some intel that one of Evox's goons was spotted here."

"You, one's old bean, check the kitchen and I'll check that roohm." Morris wasn't moving. "That wasn't saying ah woman's place is in the kitchen, noh move!" Morris then walked ovah to the kitchen.

. . .

Well, I say - One knoh one was haaard, but to be faair, that is hoh one usually am. One suppose that's why it was ah doddle for the Choten to convince myself to join him. One checked the roohm. One think it's someone's bedroohm. One then turned aaaround and it's ah child.

"Hilleaoh little filly," One said. Pne is not spiffing with children. She then legged it orf. "Strange kid."

As one loohked aaaround, One saw more of those baaarmy messages. It staaarted to mustah toohh daaark, soh One summoned Ra-Vu, Seekah of Lightning. "Help myself seaaarch this roohm for anything baaarmy."

Ra-Vu then staaarted acting baaarmy. It was as if he was attacking himself.

"I'm terribly sorry but what aaare you?"

Well, I say - Ra-Vu staaarted choking himself.

"Ra-Vu?"

Then Ra-Vu disappeaaared. It was as if he was possessed. Then one found something. Ah boaaard game. It was called Ouijah. Then One saw something else. It was Morris, drawn ohn ah wall. One think it's time to chinwag to hah.

. . .

One entered the kitchen. "Morris, One has some questions." One didn't see hah, but One did see the child.

"Little filly," One said, "have you, One's old bean, seen ah... One think she's in hah teens... have you, One's old bean, seen ah filly oldah than you?"

The filly fie sat there.

"Well, I say - One has noh time for games."

The filly then legged it orf.

"Well, I say - wait, One is not done!"

One then chased aftah the child, but then one lost hah.

One then loohked at the ouijah boaaard and it made an baaarmy symbol, 'DZ.' One has noh ideah what it meant.

"Whovah you, aaare," One said, "I'm not ah chaaaractah mwah mwah sweetie that anime, Yu-something, One dane't doh games. Noh, tell myself what is going ohn. Doh you, wok for Evox?"

One then had ah telephone call.

"I'm terribly sorry but hilleaoh?"

"Agent Brightmore, it's me." I'm terribly sorry but it's the Director. "I just made a discovery, the one who told us they saw Evox, they don't exist. Either it was a prank, which I doubt because we're a secret, or it's something else."

"Doesn't S.H.I.E.L.D. knoh about us," One said, "maybe it's them."

"I can't imagine Fury pulling a prank. Something's up."

We were then cut orf. One dane't knoh what's going ohn, but one think it has something to doh with the little filly.

. . .

I'm terribly sorry but One walked through the halls. This filly seems to be using ah horror movie method fancy Chrysalis. Sometimes One feel fancy one's life is used to promote toys and games. Then One saw something leg it across the hall. One entered ah doohr.

"Morris?" She was there. "There's something baaarmy about this hice and you, aaare fie sitting ohn ah bed?" Then she was in the light and hah mouth was sewn shut. "Well, that's disturbing." She then pointed to the Ouijah Boaaard. "What aaare you... Wait, aaare you telling myself that this thing can tell myself what's going ohn." Dhe then loohked fancy she was trying to waaarn myself about something. "I see, noh you aaare saying that one has to be caaareful. Pukkah."

. . .

One felt ridiculous. One was playing ah ouijah boaaard fie to mustah some answers. "Alright, whoh aaare you," the boaaard then formed 'DZ.' "whoh is DZ?"

"My name is Doris Zander," she said, "and I am punishing Laine."

One think one has this figured out. The things in Morris' past. She had an encountah with this spirit. The experience must've traumatized hah. The mouth sewing was prolly for the child's amusement.

"You look like a dull man."

"Listen here..." The child disappeaaared, then the strangest thing happened, Ra-Vu came ohn his own. "Ra-Vu?" then Ra-Vu attacked myself. "Ra-Vu, this child is possessing you, One's old bean," Morris managed to save myself, and we buhth legged it.

. . .

It wasn't ah doddle, but One managed to cut the sewing, allowing Morris to speak.

"What is this thing," One asked.

"She's an evil spirit. She wants to kill us."

"One got that."

"I don't know how she came back; I destroyed her body and the Ouija board. That should've gotten rid of her."

"Well, I say - could evox have done this? Can ah computah virus knoh sorcery?"

We then heaaard Ra-Vu coming closah.

"Can you send it back," Morris asks.

"I'm terribly sorry but chinny. Zandah was able to summohn him, and One dane't think she'd let myself send him beck. We should leg it."

We legged it and Ra-Vu chased aftah us. The baaarmy thing was the halls were getting longah. Ra-Vu continued to chase us. One then summoned Cyborg Samurai to fisticuffs him orf. We then went in anuhthah roohm.

. . .

"I can't tell if he's still out there," says Morris.

One then found something baaarmy, ah piece of licorice. Could it be Zander's.

"What are we going to do now," Morris asks.

"We should find the body," One said, "this is Zander's hice, isn't it?"

"I'm afraid so."

"Then the body could be somewhere here. One is prolly going to regret this, but we meay need ah creature of the Daaark Civilizatiohn for be of assistance."

"I've been meaning to ask, why don't you guys do Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water?"

"Because that's not hoh it works. Scaaaradoroable of Gloohm Holloh!" Scaaaradorable was summoned, howevah, she was not toohh chuffed to see myself. "Um... hilleaoh Scaaaradorable..." She turned to hah more frightening form. "Right, what was that daft name ally called you, um... squeaky! Listen, there is ah ghost, and we need your be of assistance." The creature wasn't chuffed to be helping myself, but she then takes ah liking to Morris. "Soh, will you be of assistance us for hah?" The creature agrees.

. . .

Well, I say - we then traveled through the halls. I'll admit, it was disturbing. To think, One would have to watch out for one's own creature. One find this unsettling.

"It's too quiet," Morris says.

We followed Scaaaradorable and she found it. The body was in Zander's roohm. But then Ra-Vu came. Scaaaradorable tried to fisticuffs him orf. One grabbed the body and followed Morris. Ra-Vu defeated Scaaaradorable and followed us.

. . .

We managed to make it to the fireplace and threw the body and boaaard in. Fie as One was about to staaart the fire, Ra-Vu picked myself up and was about to destroy myself. One think One is feeling feaaar. This could be the end, but Morris managed to staaart the fire. One guess Zandah forgot about hah real taaarget. As Zandah was disappeaaaring, Ra-Vu put myself down and left for the creature world.

"I still want to know how she came back," says Morris.

Well, I say - then One heaaard something mwah mwah sweetie ah closet and thought about the piece of licorice. One opened it and it was Lord Licorice. Raf and Robertsohn met him in Candyland.

"Were you behind this," asks Morris.

"Alright fine," says Licorice, "I found a way into this world and learned about that Zander girl and decided to use my dark magic to bring her back, but she ended up turning on me and locked me in this closet. But I would've still taken over if it weren't for you meddling Unit: E agents."

. . .

Licorice is in jail and Morris' demons aaare vanquished... again. But One will admit to you, that was ah terrifying experience for myself. One has to seay, One meay not kip for ah while.

Yu-Something is Yu-Gi-Oh! Also, did you get the Scooby-Doo reference? Anyway, in the next chapter, Evox will take control of Synergy.