Chapter 22: Chuck:

Nigel's POV:

I'm terribly sorry but One was entering the gym when one saw ah flash of light. One thought there was some trouble, but noh. It was Jack, Mikoh, Rafael, and Twilight playing ah game of Lasah Tag.

"They almost got us beat," says Raf.

"Don't worry," says Twilight, "we'll get them."

"Dream on, Nerds," says Mikoh.

"We're taking you down," says Jack.

Duke then enters.

"Well, I say - anything you'd fancy to seay," I asked.

"Yeah," says Duke, "remember to have your partner's back."

"Seriously? they aaare agents of Unit: E."

"They're also kids," says Duke.

"Well, I say - One suppose they have that excuse..."

Then Spike legged it in with Dr. Robertsohn playfully chasing him.

"You can't catch me," says Spike.

"I'm gonna get'cha," says Dr. Robertsohn.

"I'm terribly sorry but this can't be happening."

Then the alaaarm went orf.

"One suggest you all groh up soh we can doh our jobs," One said.

. . .

Well, I say - we all went to the crisis. It was ah wormhole opening.

"Y'know," says Duke, "that would make a good golf hole."

"We aaare not here to pleay," One said, "Unit: E, let's... pleay rough." One heaaard it.

As we all loohked at the wormhole, Dr. Robertsohn and twilight were studying it. Then something came out. It was ah remove truck.

"That's... kind of a letdown," says Mikoh.

"Where am I?"

We were all confused, but One stepped closah and saw ah face ohn the remove truck.

. . .

"So, is he Cybertronian," asks Mikoh.

"Cybertronians don't have faces on their vehicle modes," says Raf, "I think he's from another dimension."

"Raf may be on to something," says Dr. Robertsohn, "I was studying our friend, and he is not one of our vehicles."

"Plus, he's never seen a human before," says Twilight.

"A dimension of cars," says Mikoh, "I think I've seen that movie."

"I'm in another dimension," says the truck, "how will I get back?"

"Calm down..." Duke begins but does not know what to call the truck.

"Chuck."

"Chuck the Truck," asks Spike.

"We'll find a way to get you back to your world," says Duke, "any ideas, Dr. Robertson?"

"First, we'll have to figure out how he got here. What's the last thing you remember?"

"Well, I was in this race..."

"But you aaare ah remove truck," I said.

"So? Who says a dump truck can't race?"

"That sounds like an awesome idea," says Miko.

"Anyway, I was in this race, but then a big hole in the air came and I couldn't stop, so I ended up going through it."

"Doesn't explain what caused the wormhole," One said.

"Think it could be Evox," asks Jack.

"I'm not sure," says Duke.

"I'll see if I can study Chuck more," says Dr. Robertsohn.

. . .

One was monitoring the locations Evox has attacked. Then Mikoh came in.

"Y'know, I was thinking. Your whole Kaijudo thing? It'd make a great card game!"

"Kaijudoh is not ah game! It is the weay of baaarmy beasts. It is ah skill that ah special kind of luverly chap can leaaarn. And ranks aaare Acolyte, Adept, Specialist, and Duel Mastah..."

"That's it! The game can be called Duel Masters!"

"Why aaare you here?"

"Oh yeah, Dr. Robertson wants to talk to you."

. . .

I'm terribly sorry but One was meeting with Dr. Robertsohn.

"Alright, what is it," One asked.

"As it turns out, there is a special kind of energy that can help Chuck get back home."

"And what is this energy?"

"It's... actually the energy you use to summon creatures."

"You mean one's manah?"

"Exactly."

"I'm terribly sorry but soh, what doh One has to doh?"

"You just have to drive Chuck while he's wearing this device and you can use your mana to charge it, allowing him to drive home."

"And what if One end up stranded there?"

I'm terribly sorry but One then realized Rafael was strapping ah belt ohn.

"That belt will help you get back. Just charge it with your mana and you're home!"

"I'm terribly sorry but hoh much manah will One has to use?"

"It's... not unlimited?"

"No!"

"Oh, then I don't know."

. . .

One dane't knoh why ah motor caaar mwah mwah sweetie ah dimensiohn with noh humans would have ah driver's pew, complete with ah steering wheel, but One prolly wouldn't fancy the answah.

"Good luck, Chuck," says Mikoh, "with Brightmore as your driver, you're going to need it."

Chuck and One then drove orf.

. . .

"This is boring."

"What is?"

"The way you drive."

"One is merely obeying the speed limit."

"Yeah, well, I like fast."

"Hoh divine daaarling, but we're not in ah race, we're trying to be of assistance you mustah mansiohn. Noh, quiet while One chaaarge One's manah."

"Did it occur to you that, maybe, speed could help."

"I'm terribly sorry but One is not going to aaargue with ah remove truck that's undah the delusiohn that it can be ah racecaaar. Noh, quiet soh one can..."

But Chuck decided not to listen to myself, and we were going fast.

"I'm terribly sorry but AAARE YOU BAAARMY," One asked.

"Red-hot turbo chargers!"

As we were going toohh fast, uhthah caaars appeaaared. One loohked and saw they were being driven by Evox's Aaarmy Ants.

"I'm terribly sorry but Aaarmy Ants! we have to be caaareful!"

"Go faster, got it!"

"That's not what One said..." We moved fastah and the Aaarmy Ants chased us. One was about to summohn Ra-Vu, but unfortunately, One needed to save One's manah to be of assistance this speed demohn. Isn't that fie one's luck. We managed to avoid the Aaarmy Ants. "you could've killed us buhth!"

"Maybe, but we got away from those bugs, didn't we?"

"I'm terribly sorry but well... 'eaaars, but that speed was prolly what attracted them in the first place."

"You sure about that?"

"'eaaars."

"Well... no, you're probably right. Sorry, I just really like going fast. All I ever wanted was to be a racecar."

One saw that the truck loohked... sad. "Well, one rairlairh hates to admit it, but that was... almost geay."

"I guess for you, that's a compliment."

"I'm terribly sorry but we bettah be caaareful, or risk running intoh those... wait, what were Aaarmy Ants doing aaaround here in the first place?"

"I... got nothing."

"Let's keep an eye out."

. . .

I'm terribly sorry but we were motoring again, but this time, we were watching out for Aaarmy Ants. Some showed up and came aftah us. We drove. "Chuck, one think you need to jolly well goh fastah!"

We drove fast and the Aaarmy Ants followed us.

"These guys don't give up do they?"

"Noh, Chuck, they dane't."

Well, I say - one then saw we were heading for the edge of ah cliff. One think it's time One has some geay of one's own. We headed there and drove out of the weay, causing the Aaarmy Ants to fall orf the edge.

"Cheerio," One said.

Chuck staaarted to gloh. "I think it's time."

"Well then, shall we?"

. . .

Aftah getting one's manah refilled, One was taking ah constitutional down the halls of Unit: E Headquaaarters. I'll admit, One did enjoy that ride. Perhaps one does need to bring some geay intoh one's life. One entered the gym and saw Duke and Dr. Robertsohn ohn one side and the children ohn the uhthah.

"I know you're not a fun guy," says Duke, "but we're playing a game of dodgeball..."

"And we could use some backup on the adult side," says Dr. Robertsohn.

"Well, I say - here's what one think," One said, "we hairlairh need to even it up." One then summoned Ra-Vu.

"Now it's a game," says Duke.

Evox's POV:

Dr. Badvibessss' attempt to test the M.A.S. Devicccce did not go well and my Army Antssss failed to capture the dimenssssional vehicle, but oncccce we get the final piecccce, my M.A.S. Devicccce will be complete, and nothing will sssstand in my way.

I don't watch The Adventures of Chuck and Friends. Anyway, in the next chapter, the team will be helping Parker Bates with Belloc.