Jim and Sherlock have messed up one too many times and John has decided it's time they learned a lesson in not ignoring him. With Mycroft's help the doctor escapes their sight and heads to America to be introduced to a different breed of insane genius. But how will the Rogues Gallery react to their new doctor in his fluffy jumpers? And will they ever let him leave again?

"The. Point." Batman growled. "The point," Sherlock sneered back. "My ties to John Grayson are not to be underestimated. Neither are my ties to the son. Richard may not have inherited his father's name, but he certainly inherited his light... and his father's darkness."

WARNING: THIS IS A CRACKFIC. The fic ahead is intentionally awful. I was in a very tired, very silly mood. So... stupidity and terrible writing. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ACTIONS AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

Edward Nygma has seen a man on the news calling himself the world's only consulting detective that has come to Gotham out of interest in studying the strange criminal culture that has arisen there. Intrigued, Edward invites the man for a drink.

John and Jim just want to spend some time together but Sherlock is an utter prat and keeps interrupting their dates. Enter the Joker, who is all too happy to keep Sherlock busy so the happy couple can have some alone time. And who knows? Maybe this is just the push his Batsy needs to come to his senses. Established Johniarty, eventual Joker/Batman.

What did Jason do in the six year gap after he died? What if he met Sherlock after assuming the identity of John Watson while he planned his revenge? Would his friendship with Sherlock help him recover from his death or only drive him even more insane? Jason will have his personality and look like Jason, not John so he'll be OOC as will John's past. No military service No slash

In which Sherlock is a technopath, John can heal people by touch, and Batman is really not amused.

A Powerful Love. A Dead Dog. Batman's Chicken. And the terrifying power of the Tyrannosaur Emperor. Will Sherlock's dog come back from the dead? Will Watson requite his love for Sherlock? And Just who is Table?

Jim Moriarty and the Joker decide to swap rivals.

Excerpts of a 123-year love letter from Gotham to London, ongoing.