When Curt's first mission back from leave goes just slightly awry, Cynthia leaves him with no choice but to fake his own death and stake out the funeral to deal with the consequences. With one dead man walking in attendance, it's not surprising that there might be a second lingering at the back of the crowd. (An AU inspired by a prompt from starpirate)

It wasn't his best idea. The disguise was stupid, he knew. The name was stupid, the accent was stupid, the personality was stupid. But he couldn't stand the thought of being Owen or the deadliest man right now, and flexing his acting muscles was just the distraction he needed. "Hold your horses!" He shouted, in a ridiculous American accent, walking over to them.

The sequel to A Safe Space from Owen's POV. Things get a bit spicier, but it's also very awkward because Curt has no idea what he's doing. It's much more awkward and wholesome than explicit though.

Owen meets Mrs. Mega for the first time. And Curt could die of embarrassment

What would have happened if A.S.S. was able to catch the DMA before the events of the second act? How would things turn out different. This picks up right after the torture tango.

Owen swears everything seemed to slow down. The building shaking as Curt turned to look at him. Curt's eyes widening as he lost his balance. Curt reaching out for the railing. The look of fear in his eyes as his hand met air, the railing nearly 8 meters below. Curt's body falling out of the opening. What if Curt was the one that fell?

Curt Mega is in love with his roommate and best friend Owen. Owen Carvour is in love with his roommate and best friend Curt. Tatiana and Barb are just sick of their pining.

"Curt bit his lip. If he didn't kill him, Owen could bring about catastrophic changes that the world just wasn't ready for. If he did kill him, he would carry the guilt with him for the rest of his life, and above that, would never be able to see the man he loved again. There was only one thing for it: give himself more time to decide." After all, spies are forever...

Imagine if Owen had actually shot Curt on the stairs.

Tatiana never used to know what doing good meant. She'd never known it and she'd certainly never made it.

I thought the line 'new dream' from Tangle applied very well to Spies. Whoops.

A brief reimagining in which their roles are reversed. Curt "dies" and Owen is the one to grieve. Rated for brief language and drug mentions. Mentions of Kingsman, but not a true crossover.

A zombie apocalypse wipes out humanity, leaving barely-acquainted co-workers Owen Carvour and Curt Mega alone. As the last men on Earth fight for survival, they become closer and begin to develop feelings for each other. But the threats of zombies and of death are always right around the corner. Good thing spies never die.