Chapter 53: Unit: E Adventures (1):
Raf's POV:
Cobra Commander and his Society of Ultimate Villainy used the Infinity Sword to change all of reality, but our future selves went back in time to stop them and sacrificed themselves in the process. Jack managed to take away the sword's power and the universe was saved. But now we're, apparently, being taken in by some kind of time police.
"Did you say you were the Queen of Time," asks Twilight.
"I am one of three Queens," says Morning Glory, "we are so powerful and ancient, the Equestrian Princesses don't even know about us and beings like Discord believe us to be a myth."
"Okay, so, what is all this," asks Director Flagg.
"THQ. Time Head Quarters. We are dedicated to keeping the balance of Time safe and you all ruined it!"
"Hey, first, that was an alternate version of us," says Miko, "and second, we were going to stop Cobra... wait, is that Stretch Monster, Choten, and Nanosec?"
We saw the three being taken in.
"We were already going to deal with that," says Morning Glory, "Cobra Commander took one of our Time Keys and used it to go back in time to try to stop you from stopping him."
"You can't do this! I am Leangle! Demon Sorcerer of Despair!"
"He's one of many demons that were imprisoned in Time," says Morning Glory, "we keep capturing him and he keeps escaping."
"So, about that Demon Sorcerer thing..." Miko begins.
Shen Du's POV:
My plans may have been foiled by Jackie Chan who sssseparated me from my Nichang, and if any of you are reading thissss, I meant to ssssay army, not Nichang, but I will have my revenge.
"RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!" It wassss my brother, Dai Gui. "Look at you now, Shen Du, a mere sssspirit."
"It'ssss quite embarrassssssing," ssssayssss Xiao Fung, another of my brotherssss.
"I always thought Po Kong could lose some weight," ssssayssss Hsi Wu, another of my brotherssss, "but your problem is the opposite. You lost too much weight."
"IT'S VERY LAUGHABLE!" ssssayssss Po Kong, one of my ssssissssterssss. "WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME LOSING WEIGHT!"
"You also never bothered to release us," ssssayssss Tso Lan, another of my brotherssss.
"That'ssss not true! Remember nine yearssss ago when I learned of a way for all of you to obtain the power to free yoursssselvessss. All you have to do issss take the power of the Titan, but to do that, the sssspell requiressss a unique power ssssourcccce. All of you need four witchessss to hate you..."
"And when that fail, you decided that your talismans are way more important than us," ssssayssss Bai Tza, my other ssssisssster.
"How are we going to punish you for your selfishness," asssskssss Tchang Zhu, another of my brotherssss and... the lasssst ssssibling.
"WAIT! Perhapssss I can free you. I jusssst need to find the Pan'ku Box!"
"Firsssst, you would need to find THQ," ssssayssss Bai Tza.
"AND EVEN IF YOU DO!" ssssayssss Po Kong, "WE ARE POWERLESS THERE!"
"It jusssst sssso happenssss I do know where it issss," I ssssaid, "all I need issss the right body." They all zap me. "What trick issss thissss?"
"You have proven crafty, brother, so we required a safety measure." ssssayssss Hsi Wu.
"Our spell will keep you bound to the human of your choosing until you release us," ssssayssss Bai Tza.
"A precaution so that we know exactly where to find you," ssssayssss Xiao Fung.
"In an event we deemed it necessary to resume your eternal torment," ssssayssss Tso Lan.
"I accccccept your termssss," I ssssaid, "I will choosssse my vessssssel well to besssst sssserve you and the human mosssst capable for thissss tassssk issss my nemessssissss, Jackie Chan. Thissss shall be the mosssst perfect revenge to forever ssssavour!"
"UUUUUUUUUmmmmmmmmm... Shen Du," ssssayssss Hsi Wu as I wassss closssse in hissss facccce, "this is... a little... awkward."
Raf's POV:
We were being taken down the halls of THQ. I looked and saw a vault full of Infinity Swords. I guess there are different versions. Miko sees a phone and runs to it.
"We need some back up, now!"
Then a form of energy came, and the Chans came with the kids.
"What," asks Jackie, "where are we?"
"I was going for another Unit: E team," says Miko, "also, who's the big guy?"
The old guy looks around. "THE UNIT: E TEAM HAS BEEN ARESTED BY A TIME-BASED ORGANIZATION AND THEY ARE GOING TO FACE PUNISHMENT FOR TRAVELING THROUGH TIME IN AN EVENT WHERE THEY ALREADY EXISTED!"
"That's... a good guess," says Director Flagg.
We are then all tazed.
"Take them to the Judge," says Morning Glory.
Hammerhead's POV:
Montana, Fancy Dan, Awx, and Silvah Sable. Dat's four. Dey each get tree talismans.
"Now, it's time ta cawse some mayhem," I said.
"Hey, wait," says Montana, "Ah 'ave yin-yang, motion ta motionless, eend astrayl projection!"
"Shut up," I said, "let's go."
Raf's POV:
We were on a time trial. The three judges are apparently three versions of the same guy. A baby, a man, and an old man.
"You shthand accushed of thravewing thhrough thime in a pointh where you awready exishth," says Baby Judge, "how do you pwead?"
"Look," says Miko, "we were just trying save the world!"
"Enough," says Middle Judge, "do you even realize the damage you have caused? He could be released!"
"Who," asks Jack.
"That is not important," says Old Judge.
"Your Honor," says Steel, "I can say we are innocent. But one thing, what would happen if we were found guilty?"
"You would be erased from existence."
"Got it. For my first witness, I call that big guy!"
The big guy is in the witness stand.
"What is your name," asks Steel.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... Tohru. I am uncomfortable in a trial."
"What can you tell the court about what we did?"
"I do not know. I wasn't there. Who are you guys again?"
"You wnow, we didn'th even give you permishshion tho shpeaw," says Baby Judge.
"Hey, where's that Jade kid," asks Miko.
Miko's POV:
I snuck out to look for Jade. Then I found her on the phone that I used.
"What are you doing," I asked.
"I figured I could get you guys some real help. No offense, but that robot guy's pretty dumb."
"While I do agree," I said, "that phone doesn't work right."
"What could happen." Jade uses the phone and some thuggish looking guys come out. "Hammerhead and the Enforcers," says Jade.
"Well, your question just got answered," I said.
"I don't know was we awe," says Hammerhead, "but let's blow dis taco stand!"
"They have tacos here," says the big dumb enforcer.
These guys used some kind of weird powers.
"They have the Talismans," says Jade, "magic rocks. Each with their own power!"
"Great," I said.
"That's it," says Montana, "Sable, ya wanna trayde?"
"Baby," says that silver lady as she gives the cowboy guy her talismans.
"Levitation, Immortality, eend Healin'?" The cowboy guy then trades one of his talismans with one of the strong guy's.
"Hey, my headache's gone."
Raf's POV:
"So, you are responsible for the whole thing," says Steel as he questions the Infinity Sword.
"Why did you do it?"
"Where's Jade," asks Jackie.
"And where's Miko," asks Jack.
We all heard something and went to check it out.
"It's Hammerhead and the Enforcers," says Tommy.
"Correct me if I'm wrong," says Brightmore, "but is that magic?"
Kimi's POV:
Hammerhead and the Enforcers somehow got here. Probably Jade's fault. They were using the Talismans. Montana had the Pig, Dog, and Rooster. Ox had the Snake, Rabbit, and Horse. Fancy Dan had the Monkey, Ox, and Dragon. You'd think Ox would have the Ox. Their new member had the Tiger, Sheep, and Rat. Then I saw something else. It was Shen Du, as a spirit. He was heading for Jackie, but then Hammerhead knocks him away and Shen Du possesses Hammerhead.
"Not who I had in mind," says Shen Du with his face over Hammerhead's, "but I can make usssse of thissss. You four, we have to go."
"Anythin' wrong with yo-wr voaahce," asks Montana.
"Let'ssss go!"
They all left.
"They're getting away," says Jackie, but all the THQ agents aim their tazers at us.
Shen Du's POV:
"So, how we goin' t' git out, 'ammerhead," asssskssss Montana.
"Hammerhead cannot hear you!"
"Uh-oh." ssssayssss Fanccccy Dan.
"She-yn Du?"
"He's baaack." ssssayssss Ox.
"Your talismans, Mr. Shen Du." ssssayssss Fanccccy Dan.
"We were just holding them for you," ssssayssss Ox.
"Keep my talissssmanssss. They no longer matter to me at thissss moment. But I am going to need you..."
Hammerhead's POV:
I woke up. "What awe use awl looking at?"
"Uh... Baws," says Montana, "She-yn Du's back."
"What? Was?"
"Inside you," says Ox.
"What kind awv..." I den looked in a moirar. "You bettah get awut!"
"Trusssst me Hammerhead, the feeling issss mutual but for now, you and your thugssss will assssssisssst me again or perish." Shen Du den shows 'e still 'as 'is foie breath.
"Got it," says Fancy Dan.
"We kay-yun be yo-wr goons again."
Raf's POV:
We are all on trial again.
"We have reached our agreement," says Middle Judge, "and have decided that only Mr. Brightmore, for helping the Society, shall be punished."
"Hey, he made up for that," says Miko.
"He also turned the World into a twisted version of Tartarus," says Old Judge.
"Your Honor," says Kimi, "listen to me. A demon sorcerer named Shen Du is back and he possessed one of the goons we were fighting."
"We are aware of thhish," says Baby Judge, "shome of thhe agenthsh are woowing for him."
"But what if we stopped Shen Du," asks Kimi, "all of us."
"We wiww shpeaw withh morning gwory of thhish."
The three judges disappear and then come back.
"Very well," says Middle Judge, "if you stop Shen Du, Brightmore will be spared."
Shen Du's POV:
We came to a guard. I look at the persssson who I thought issss Nichang.
"Nichang, you know what to do."
She lookssss at me in confussssion, which issss odd becausssse Nichang alwayssss knowssss what to do whenever I ssssay it unlessssss...
"You replacccce Nichang and who issss she," I ask.
"Dat's Silvah Sable and she's my goil, as far Nichang, she left aftah use were destroyed."
"You're telling me that Nichang issss currently in mourning of my demisssse and that you basically replacccce her with your lover!"
"Yeah, what's yo point."
I was upsssset about thissss, and I need to get Nichang back... becausssse she'ssss usssseful... really... but firsssst, it lookssss like I have to threaten thissss guard now.
"Open the door or I will gut you like a fish," I ssssaid.
"What's a fish," asssskssss the guard.
"How do you not know what a fish issss," I asked.
"I've been behind the desk for a long time..."
"I'm threatening to kill you!"
The guard openssss the door.
"SSSSoon my demon brethren shall be free, and their new reign of terror will begin!" I ssssaid as we walk through the door.
Raf's POV:
The old guy found a way to track Shen Du. We went to a guard that's in front of an opened door.
"He threatened to turn me into a fish! What's a fish?"
"How do you not what a fish is," asks Angelica.
"I've been behind the desk for a long time..."
"Whatever Shen Du's after... is in there."
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, Unit: E and Jackie Chan will be dealing with Shen Du.