Chapter 68: Fluttershy:
Hector: Hello, I am Hector Casagrande and I am going to tell you the story that has happened at this point... in song.
Carlos: The Unit: E team was captured by agents of time
Who see them as committing a heinous crime
They had to get out to stop a demon that's slime
The THQ then decided "Nevermind"
Hector: Metlar was going to make a comeback
So, Unit: E has to stop him from beginning his attack
That brave team led by that kid Jack
And these are the facts
Carlos: Metlar has recruited others like Trixie
He's going to unleash chaos on every creature, even pixies
This is a situation that is very sticky
This author is having trouble finding words that rhyme with Trixie
Hector: Two chapters ago, they were after Rainbow Dash
But why? Did she have any cash?
Or maybe the rock was why they were being so brash
Somebody call the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
Carlos: Dr. Robertson has left the team
To fulfil a new found dream
And now Erika Violette will make the bad guys scream
Things seem fine as it seems
Hector/Carlos: And now the newest adventure of Unit: E
Where they may have to find a new Destin: E
This could make Histor: E
If not, it will be a Traged: E
Rosa: Hector, you fell asleep while Bobby was reading us the fan fiction!
Hector: (Still sleeping) Not now, Metlar's going to eat my mustache.
And now, our featured presentation
Erika's POV:
My name is Erika Violette, and I'm new to the team. I have purple energy-based powers. My boyfriend is Wingspan of the Flex Fighters. On my first day on the job, we took on the Skrulls. Not bad, huhh? Anyway, we were at the base. Steel and Arashi were watching a football game when the director came in.
He turned off the TV. "Listen up," says Director Flagg, "you're all needed at Central Park Zoo."
"Fluttershy's there," says Twilight.
"We got intel that our old friend, Mr. Rook, was there. He was after Rainbow Dash before, so he might come after Fluttershy. Good luck."
. . .
We arrived in New York. Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., told us Ben was on an intergalactic road trip.
"Awe man," says Miko, "lucky."
"So, who is Ben," I asked.
"You'd like him," says Steel, "he has this awesome watch that allows him to turn into ten different aliens."
"Hey, maybe we could see some of our other S.H.I.E.L.D. friends," says Jack, "like Spider-Man."
Fury has a strange look on his face. "Spider-Man's... not himself at the moment. Have fun at the Zoo."
Stretch Monster's POV:
"So, why are we here," asks Trixie.
"Before we steal Miss Shy's rock," I said, "I figured we could get help from a fellow master of DNA. Is there a Doctor in the House?"
"I am here!"
"It's Spider-Man," says Trixie.
"Relax, my young friend," I said, "that's Dr. Animo in Spider-Man's body."
"How did you know," Animo asks.
"Simple. I'm not an idiot. I saw you on the news and even I know Spider-Man wouldn't talk like a B-Movie mad scientist."
A young Asian-looking girl who's about 12 years old was gonna have her giant mutated bat attack me, but Dr. Animo stopped her.
"You have a point, Mr. Rook."
"We would like you and your experiments to help with something."
"And what would be in it for the Superior Spider-Man?"
"The Great and Powerful Trixie thinks he has an ego."
"This." I then turned to my Stretch Monster form. "You can have my DNA. Take a look. Imagine what you can make with it."
"Impressive. Yes. You're like Mr. Fantastic."
"Only he kept his good looks," I said.
"I believe we can make this work," says Animo.
"Put her there, partner," I said.
We then shook hands.
Erika's POV:
We arrived at the Central Park Zoo.
"Fluttershy," says Twilight.
"Twilight," says Fluttershy. The two then hug. "Are these your Unit: E friends?"
"Yep. This is Jack, Miko, Raf, Brightmore, Steel, Roadblock, Arashi, and Erika."
"Nice to meet you all," Fluttershy says in an embarrassed way.
"I get it," says Steel, "Fluttershy! That makes sense now."
"Listen," says Jack, "a group of people are here for your stone."
"The Society of Ultimate Villainy?"
"That's old news," says Miko, "now it's a team of bad guys that are working for a demon."
"Oh, that sounds bad. These penguins are offering to protect me."
"The penguins," asks Roadblock.
"Her stone allows her to talk to animals," says Twilight.
"You mean these four penguins," says Miko, "but they're cute and cuddly."
"We should keep an eye out for Rook and the others," says Jack, "split up."
Jack's POV:
I was checking out the kangaroo's habitat. He looked like he wanted a fight. I just rolled my eyes.
"Jack," says Spider-Man as he showed up.
"Spider-Man, Fury said you weren't feeling yourself."
"Well, I'm fine. Anyway, I met someone who looks like something your team has dealt with."
"Take me to them!"
. . .
I followed Spider-Man, but then he stopped.
"Surprise!"
Airachnid then comes out of the ground.
"I bet you feel really dumb, Jack."
"Airachnid? Spider-Man, why?"
"Fool! You have no idea what you are dealing with! You wouldn't dare to understand the..."
"You're not Spider-Man! You're that guy Duke met when we first worked with S.H.I.E.L.D., Dr. Animo!"
"Wow, that's weirdly impressive," says... Jade?
"Jade? What are you doing here? Why are you with Dr. Animo," I said.
"Well, you see I'm..."
"You're not Jade Chan! But a clone created by Dr. Animo who he's raising as his daughter!"
"Aren't we the detective? Airachnid, you may dispose of this child."
"I don't need your permission, but I am going to enjoy ripping his limbs off his body!"
"Be a good girl now," says the Fake Jade.
"So, you're a pet now," I said.
"Oh yeah. I'm gonna enjoy this."
Miko's POV:
Steel, Raf, and I were watching the lemurs dance. That little guy sure likes the tall girl's feet.
"Look at her go," I said.
"Actually, I think that's a guy," says Steel.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... Steel, the female Lemur is the leader," says Raf.
"Actually, I've had this theory for quite some time. What if people only think it's been a girl? What if it's a lemur king that has some feminine traits?"
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh...guys," I said, "aren't Pterodactyls extinct?"
Some Pterodactyls attacked.
"They're supposed to be," says Raf.
Roadblock's POV:
Brightmore and me were taking a look at the chimps.
"Look at those silly monkeys," I said.
"Chimps aaare not the same as monkeys," says Brightmore.
"Hey, are they hiding a chess board?"
"One equivocatiohn. They aaare ah doddle minded creatures."
Then mutant pigs show up.
"Great, just what we need, Andy and Randy Pig." Brightmore didn't get it. "Miss Piggy's nephews?"
"One dane't caaare for the Muppets."
"Right, forgot who I was talking to."
Erika's POV:
I was hanging with Twilight and Fluttershy. Fluttershy sure likes animals.
"That otter sure is adorable, isn't she?"
We turn around and see Rook.
"Is this the man," asks Fluttershy.
"That's him," says Twilight.
"Don't be afraid, I just want the stone," says Rook.
"Why do you want it," I asked.
"That's a secret."
Jack's POV:
Just as Airachnid was about to attack me, Liger comes and tackles her to the ground. He then drops something big and heavy on her.
"Ow."
"Thanks, Arashi," I said.
"No prob," says Arashi.
"We better find the others," I said.
Erika's POV:
I was using my energy powers to fight Rook. He kept dodging in his Stretch Monster form.
"Nice try, Erika, but you're still new to your powers. I could help you. I'm the one who made the Flex Fighters into heroes in the first place."
"You also made them villains!"
"Well... technically yes."
Jack and Arashi then arrive.
"It's Rook," says Jack.
Spider-Man then webs them while some Asian girl is petting a giant mutated bat.
"Why is Spider-Man helping Rook? And why is Jade with them," asks Twilight.
"Because he's not Spider-Man," says Jack.
"Yes, it is I, the brilliant Dr. Animo!"
"And that's not Jade," says Jack.
"My name is Unique Animo, because my DNA is actually quite unique,"
"What goes on in this city," I asked.
"A lot," says Fluttershy, "I think the Gargoyles might be alive."
Animo then webs us, but I blasted the webbing off.
"Impressive," says Animo, "but it won't be enough."
"Especially since the rest of your team is unavailable." says Unique.
"What do you mean," asks Twilight.
"They're all busy with my creations. I mutated animals to fight those fools..."
"What," asks Fluttershy.
"I am not finished..."
"You meanie!" Fluttershy then goes on and it looks like she was scaring Animo as she was yelling at him. I'm impressed. Animo then leaves while grabbing his adopted daughter, and the giant mutated bat follows them.
Trixie comes and opens a portal so Rook can escape, and Jack tries to go after them.
Jack's POV:
I'm in a strange realm. It looked like some kind of underground lair.
"Jack!" I tried to see where the voice was coming from. "I am that which shall end all!" Something was coming towards me, but then something pulled me out and everything went black...
Erika's POV:
I managed to get Jack out of there, but he was out cold. Whatever happened in there, it couldn't have been good.
. . .
"You were awesome against Animo," says Twilight.
"Thanks," says Fluttershy, "and I hope you get your stone back."
"I'm just glad we beat those mutants," says Miko.
"Why didn't you tell us about the Spider-Animo thing," asks Roadblock.
"Because that's our problem," says Fury, "and we will deal with it."
"We got our own problems anyway," says Miko, "like whatever Metlar did to Jack."
In the next chapter, Metlar will take control of Jack.